80s Monologue

Craig loves the 80s.

[@haaleyy]

"Woohoo! I was a homeless blackout drunk!"
The audience seems to clap at the wrong point sometimes, eh? XD

[@DinoHF79]

I loved the 80's, the best times! I got married & gave birth to my son. Great clothes, great music, & my Rod Stewart hair!

[@angiecox8781]

A touch of "The Ferguson Theory" here Blackout drunk is very serious indeed , a nat's piss away from ruining your liver or walking under a bus.

[@RetrospectWindow]

5:17 Shout out to Windows

[@henmat3000]

1:46 He was not kidding at all. He literally was.

[@Stbuster31]

set the lazy-boy to sexy

[@sweiland75]

I Wear My Sunglasses at Night was a song by Corey Hart

[@seanwieland9763]

Tiga’s remix of this song brought it back into popularity around the time this aired.

[@exile220ify]

Corey Hart sang "Sunglasses At Night" :)

[@graindeath]

the bit about metrosexuals / ubersexuals is just the early 2000s version of alpha / sigma male shit

[@themrs0range]

Seems like I'm middle-aged too then...with 16...wow

[@schizotypeseraph]

2:27 👀
08:43

[@benadams3569]

"Metro sexual days are numbered."
Twelve years later, I'm seeing Facebook advertisements for manscaping tools to shave your testicles (and not cut them).