Literally had to pause the video and just walk away for a couple of minutes after 9:20. Never expected to laugh so hard watching an ASMR video. Very well done, Fred.
I like the fact you did a soft spoken video as oppose to your signature whispering video. I love your whispering voice but your soft spoken tone actually shows off another side of your voice! It's nice and deep, I love it! - Justin :)
Love this! My husband lived in England for a few years and he is one of the sweetest most giving people I've met but when it comes to his suits he becomes such a snob lol
"Here, just feel that. Alright, that's enough." :') I was half asleep and started giggling like crazy when I heard this haha. Listening to this even as a female was so relaxing thank you :)
"Just feel that. That's enough." LMAO. I love it when you do soft spoken! I really like these suit fitting role plays even though I'm not technically a "sir". Thank you!
Fred, years ago, there was a guy on TH-cam who did a rude personal trainer roleplay. He chewed gum during part of it. He basically kept comparing the client to himself, as if no one could match his physical shape. Then he joked about how much weight he lifted and such. It was unintentional ASMR and was hilarious. I think you should do your own RUDE ADMR of a personal trainer. It'd be great.
Holy cow. Just when I think your videos can't possibly get more amazing...you upload a beauty like this! Every video you make is better than the last, and this one is my favorite by far! Brilliantly done, Sir! ;)
RaybRay89 «Once, there was peace in ASMRland. Then, for reasons not yet uncovered (for no one survived the initial clash) The Rude English Gentleman and Sassy Maria collaborated.No, really. It is said that, for a while, the collaboration even worked for a while. Until REG inadvertently left some particularly dry british wit laying around upon which Sassy Maria fell. Thus started THE SASS WARS. May the gods have mercy on our souls»
I own a small independent business and I've got a suit with the tie and everything, but I don't really wear it all that often, cause, among other reasons, with the weather we get in this area, the south, that is, it almost seems impractical to wear a suit a lotta the time. The one I've got feels good, as a whole, looks nice (talkin' bout the style of suit itself here, not the way I myself look in it), and, scary to say, people I've run into seem to treat you a little better when you wear a suit. But again, in the spring, particularly, the weather's nuts. Freezing cold in the morning until maybe around 11-11:30, then around the end of that til maybe 12, it stars gettin super hot. Then it rains. Almost every night. I'm just sayin I'm almost afraid to wear the suit cause it's a nice suit and the weather could screw the whole thing up in an instant. Hope one day they make suits that can stand up to that stuff
get a cool(as in cold) linen suit and they you get a jacket to wear on top of it like the guy above said a trenchcoat or a topcoat or something like that
I went with my brothers once to a discount suit shop. The clerk that waited on them was about 80 years old. He kept telling my brother (when the slit in the back of the jacket would not close) that he "needed to lay off the biscuits and gravy". LOL. cute idea. Well, done, lad!
"just feel that- yeah. okay that's enough." i feel like this is actually how designer department stores act when i walk in and check all the price tags.
This was uploaded on my birthday :D I don't know why you have THE numbers in the description box, but it made me love you a whole lot more, you sassy suit stud you ;) Thanks for helping me relax/sleep!
The video where it all began! He looks like a completely different person only a few years ago!! This is like baby Fred XD before the years of dealing with riff raff caught up to him and made him the gruff, Viggo Mortensen-esque gentleman he is today.
I like this very much, he's just rude enough so that it's not completely off putting. Despite his rudeness it still makes me tingle, I wouldn't mind having someone helping me like that.
I have gone back in time, and I am enjoying little Fred
Same
Seeing this six years later thinking damn Fred look young here. Fred now looks like the dad of this Fred
Lights and video quality sure make a difference! Also the beard and the longer hair
Literally had to pause the video and just walk away for a couple of minutes after 9:20. Never expected to laugh so hard watching an ASMR video. Very well done, Fred.
I love how the English version of being rude is to actually be overly polite. Such sophistication, those Brits.
hahahah
Just the posh, my friend, just the posh. :P In Leicester you'll hear "Ya f**kin nob!"
Don't go to Northern England, that will shatter your idea of the "polite sophisticated Englishmen"...
True dat Leicester is a very foul mouthed place
In Essex we would ring you neck with a bike chain if you bort the last packet of bourbons
How very dare you sir! Does she like it sir? does she? Does she sir? Ooh sir ooh
"the fine young American buck and the frail delicate English beauty entwined in a sexual ballet choreographed by the devil himself..... oooh"
Oooh yes Sir will you be giving her a seeing to tonight Sir?
WhispersRedASMR haha
My day has been made. People are still making Fast Show references in this day and age. Yaaaasss
WhispersRed ASMR bulls pizzle?
In America we would consider this polite.
Right? I was expecting like "sir, I think you might need a... Larger suit. The gut area seems a bit TIGHT."
+MrMeathead812 It's more like "The Passive-Aggressive English Suit Fitter"
yeah we would
In canada we find it rude 🤣😅😂
Fuck
I love coming back to this video from time to time.
"Here, just feel that. Ehhh that's enough."
"You will soon find out..."
...that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. XD Couldn't help myself. Very beautiful voice.
5:55 - "Do you think this is a motherfucking game?!"
"Here, just feel that. All right, that's enough." lol
How many shades of grey suits might you have in this store? 50?
Don't... >:[
Thomas B. Howard I don't take it back. We are all capable of taking a joke, surely. :) Feel free to ignore it, of course.
Took me a while to understand the joke, I tip my hat to you :D
SirSeriousness Haha, glad you got it! ;)
*hides book* Huh?
This style of rude reminds me of Lucius Malfoy
louis landon
i feel like he slightly based the rude english gentlemen on him XD
Started watching him with the long hair and beard seeing young shaved him, he looks like a different person.
Pizza Guy yess
9:20 "just feel that cloth... that's enough." - DUDE I could barely touch it!!!
it feels like im watching some 24 year old dude do a really great Fredsvoice impression
Looking very dapper in your shirt and tie!!
he's a 'dappa-dan man'
haha I wasn't sure if anyone would get it :D great film :P
***** nah, they too bonafide
***** if that's the case they'll turn into toads by supper.
Why can't I know people like you guys here, this is great lol
"Just take it down another notch, sir. We have other customers in the building." hahaha!!!
Is nobody gonna talk about how female ASMRtists used to be simps for Fred?
I cannot belive this is Fred
i love how Fred's voice is dripping with sarcasm
haha I love the line "Just feel this....that's enough!"
"I'm so sorry, sir. you're not that tall, are you?"
I-I'm a woman. ಥ_ಥ
XD hahaha
I like the fact you did a soft spoken video as oppose to your signature whispering video. I love your whispering voice but your soft spoken tone actually shows off another side of your voice! It's nice and deep, I love it! - Justin :)
Love this! My husband lived in England for a few years and he is one of the sweetest most giving people I've met but when it comes to his suits he becomes such a snob lol
Laughed out loud at ,"ok thats enough." Lolol
I LAUGHED AT THIS MORE THAN IT TINGLED BUT STILL GOLD XD
waw i cant believe the change on this channel 7 years later. Congrates!
Omg, watch the newer English Gentleman videos then come back to this one and he seems to very polite in comparison XD
"Here, just feel that. Alright, that's enough."
:') I was half asleep and started giggling like crazy when I heard this haha. Listening to this even as a female was so relaxing thank you :)
Do the same character! But as a rude waiter in an upscale restaurant getting fed up with the customer's indecisiveness with the menu!
This ASMR def. Needs a sequel, it's not the over the top niceness a lot of ASMR videos have. But it still have nice moments. A good mix.
"Just feel that. That's enough." LMAO. I love it when you do soft spoken! I really like these suit fitting role plays even though I'm not technically a "sir". Thank you!
9 years later he looks and sounds like the father of this Fred.
I just can't take him serious being rude. He's always so nice in his videos and smiling. :p
When he said feel the cloth and then said ehh that's enough I died laughing!
I've had to pause the video so many times to giggle in delight. I'm a fan of sassy Fred!
"i believe it makes a gentleman look like a gentleman if u get my drift sir" xD
Oh wow, so young and only four years ago. How old is Fred now? The depth and calm of his voice leave his age almost a mystery.
I simply love the accent! :) Fabulous!
Fred, years ago, there was a guy on TH-cam who did a rude personal trainer roleplay. He chewed gum during part of it. He basically kept comparing the client to himself, as if no one could match his physical shape. Then he joked about how much weight he lifted and such. It was unintentional ASMR and was hilarious. I think you should do your own RUDE ADMR of a personal trainer. It'd be great.
The birth of a legend
Those eyes! That voice!
::melts into bed::
Also your posh accent and the scansion of your words are akin Ian McKellen. Very entertaining indeed to have Gandalf whispering in my ears :D
"Only shop assistants get to quench there thirst" omg that was hilarious. This video was wonderful you should do another one like it 😊
Sounds like Thor giving asmr I like it
Yes! Thor for most of it, but from :21 through :29 he sounded similar to Loki! Haha
victor pacheco he's not Thor ?
If only you knew 😂
Holy cow. Just when I think your videos can't possibly get more amazing...you upload a beauty like this! Every video you make is better than the last, and this one is my favorite by far! Brilliantly done, Sir! ;)
I’ve comer from the future and you will look like Thor and keep on making asmr videos
i havn't had tingles for months and this certainly did the trick
"Please calm down, we do have other customers here." LOL tingle - laugh - tingle - laugh :)
Fred, thank you so much for all your effort and creativity you put into this! You take the time to create these fabulous videos for us. Loved this!!!
OMG YOUR LIGHTING IT'S AMAZING - I'VE ONLY WATCHED 15 SECONDS SO FAR BUT I'M JEALOUS :P
Hahah I love the description box. Thanks for the new video, it looks amazing :)
Woke up in the middle of the night super thirsty. Happy Christmas Fred. Gift that keeps on giving!
I really enjoy the concept of this. Way to bring the creativity!
My favorite roleplay/favorite ASMRist:))))
Oh this did make me chuckle at times :') You sound like everyone down my road :') Loved it!!
This is how I would imagine Thomas Barrow's character if he left Downton Abbey to work in a haberdashery.
"On the exterior we have pockets....but they're not real pockets". Sneaky.
I wish the "Rude English Gentleman" and the "Sassy Maria" personas would collaboarate!
RaybRay89 «Once, there was peace in ASMRland. Then, for reasons not yet uncovered (for no one survived the initial clash) The Rude English Gentleman and Sassy Maria collaborated.No, really. It is said that, for a while, the collaboration even worked for a while. Until REG inadvertently left some particularly dry british wit laying around upon which Sassy Maria fell.
Thus started THE SASS WARS. May the gods have mercy on our souls»
you can tell someone is a nice person if it is hard for them to be rude lol
You do this rude Character so well! AWESOME!!
Dunno if it's the accent or the rudeness, or a combination, but this is my favourite of all you videos! Deffo need another similar in the near future!
Haha funniest asmr video iv saw! Your take on the english rude shop assistant/suit fitter was spot! Iv had Alot of previous experience x
Men should wear suits/dress smart ALL the time. Lovely.
"not that you have many valuables" omg this is amazing
Lol great job, very entertaining and relaxing as well.
"Not...that you haaave valuables..."
This video is great, but every time I start to relax, I start cracking up. VERY funny. Cheeerio!
I own a small independent business and I've got a suit with the tie and everything, but I don't really wear it all that often, cause, among other reasons, with the weather we get in this area, the south, that is, it almost seems impractical to wear a suit a lotta the time. The one I've got feels good, as a whole, looks nice (talkin' bout the style of suit itself here, not the way I myself look in it), and, scary to say, people I've run into seem to treat you a little better when you wear a suit. But again, in the spring, particularly, the weather's nuts. Freezing cold in the morning until maybe around 11-11:30, then around the end of that til maybe 12, it stars gettin super hot. Then it rains. Almost every night. I'm just sayin I'm almost afraid to wear the suit cause it's a nice suit and the weather could screw the whole thing up in an instant. Hope one day they make suits that can stand up to that stuff
Im curious do you live in Alabama?
Buy a trench coat. Like the kinda coat you'd see someone in NYC would wear.
get a cool(as in cold) linen suit and they you get a jacket to wear on top of it like the guy above said a trenchcoat or a topcoat or something like that
mallenman1 The ones that muggers, Rapists, and gangbangers have? Exellent choice
And it's not just the suit but then there's the shirts, ties, pocket squares and most importantly the cuff links. The never ending sea of cuff links.
Can't stop giggling! Loving the video :3 So refreshing. "Not...that you have many valuables..." HAHAHA
I went with my brothers once to a discount suit shop. The clerk that waited on them was about 80 years old. He kept telling my brother (when the slit in the back of the jacket would not close) that he "needed to lay off the biscuits and gravy". LOL. cute idea. Well, done, lad!
A nice change from always being sweet talked :) i enjoyed it.
took me a while to get the under-stand pun, but it was the best pun i have ever heard. overall great funny and relaxing video :)
"just feel that- yeah. okay that's enough."
i feel like this is actually how designer department stores act when i walk in and check all the price tags.
Hello young Fred!
4:13 Riff-Raff?
You let a common street cat into
You’re Store? I say good day to you Sir!
good ASMR while also being a bit hilarious sometimes. "sorry sir, only shop assistants get to quench their thirst"
Because "sir" makes it so much more polite XD
The video that introduced me to the mighty sith lord Thor that is the greatest asmrist fred!!!
Super relaxing. One if a kind video. Loved it :)
That is a very original idea, entertaining as well!
"Just take it down another notch sir, we have other customers in the building." Haha
forget this I heard a gentleman by the name of tony bomboni has a shop just like yours but less... rude!
I quite enjoyed being called Sir.
It's amazing how far his acting and videos have come!
When you ran your pinched fingers down the collar of the suit, ecstasy.
I always like your videos the best. Solid work, thanks for the love.
Oh, I'm sorry...I must be LOST! LOL But it totally cracked me up! Thanks! :D
This is so great, more Rude English Gentleman please! haha
Love the Lost reference! (And the ASMR is great too :)
This was uploaded on my birthday :D I don't know why you have THE numbers in the description box, but it made me love you a whole lot more, you sassy suit stud you ;) Thanks for helping me relax/sleep!
Not rude- a regular dude from the US who thinks he knows what he's talking about. Well done. Very tingly
Good video! I think I'll buy more suits from here
10 years later anyone?
The video where it all began! He looks like a completely different person only a few years ago!! This is like baby Fred XD before the years of dealing with riff raff caught up to him and made him the gruff, Viggo Mortensen-esque gentleman he is today.
I like this very much, he's just rude enough so that it's not completely off putting. Despite his rudeness it still makes me tingle, I wouldn't mind having someone helping me like that.
You've definitely come a long way 👏
love the LOST reference in the description
haha, so lovely and relaxing, sir. :) wonderful work.
Haha the valuables quip was hilarious