I've successfully used logic before. "Oh, I BELIEVE you than you clocked me at 70. But your radar and my speedometer are both machines - either one of them could be wrong."
Get out of a ticket by saying this Officer: do you know why I'm giving you a ticket? You: to go to the police ball? Officer: we don't have balls Badum chhhhhh...
Keep a monopoly "get out of jail free" card in your wallet, and as soon as the officer comes over pull it out and say, "I was told...this *hold up card* ...would help.". And then if his face kind of goes weird be sure that on the back you have written, " TOTALLY VALID IN THIS STATE," in sharpie and say, "I know what you're thinking, but... *flip card* this is totally valid in this state." Seriously. Do it.
At one point after being in the Air Force for 25 years. My father was a Deputy Sheriff. And did say that he might let someone go if they made him laugh, and the violation wasn't very serious. But if you have a foul attitude, you gonna get the ticket no matter what.
The one time that I talked my way out of a ticket, I was driving my wife to the hospital on the night that our son was born. When the officer approached, I said "she's in labor" and he let us go, but made sure to see that we went directly to the hospital and went in the front door.
Want a method that actually works? Plead not guilty and a court date assigned. Show up to the court one day before the court date and tell the court clerk you have a family emergency out of town and have to reschedule the date. On the re-scheduled date there is a very likely chance the officer who issued the ticket wont show up to court as required and your ticket will get automatically dismissed.
I got pulled over and a rock flew out of a dump truck that passed and smashed his windshield. He ran back to my truck and said I had a warning and sped off.
There used to be a show called Speeders Fight Back. It was on Trutv. A man used a really unique tactic: his engineering abilities. He claimed that he had a mathematical formula to prove he did not speed. Amazingly, it worked.
I carry a monopoly get out of jail free card. When I get pulled over. I say something witty like. I knew I was saving this for a good occasion. I've been pulled over 4 times. 3 of them started laughing. Ran me and let me go. The 4th wasn't amused and still ticketed me lol
My grandma had. Cop come out behind her and then she drove back and and ran inside and told my dad be quiet she went to the door and the officer asked what do you think your doing and she sad she left her curling iron on and didn't even get a warning
I've been pulled over six times for speeding (three of the times going 20+ mph over the speed limit) and have never gotten a speeding ticket! I just told the truth when they asked why i was speeding. But be aware it does NOT always work. Especially if you've been drinking...thats when you lie!
Just pull out a huge stack of paperwork looking for your insurance and keep saying I just got it I know it's here I've never been pulled over before. It helps if it's only a minor offense if you were doing 90 in a 35 your busted. Lol😊
Know your rights and exercise them. That's the only way outside of luck to get out of a ticket. The police will Wright fraudulent tickets just to make there quota. These fraudulent tickets will git you in the court room where you may be found innocent but still required to pay court costs. Don't sign fraudulent tickets and ask for a senior officer or supervisor to be present if the cop gives you shit, and they most likely will.
carry a dead spider in your car, prefer venomous... say that your rushing to an E.R. to get your bite checked out. show them your specimen, that your going to show the Doc. SHOULD WORK!
Best way to get out of a ticket is to not get pulled over in the first place How bad a driver are some of you that getting pulled over is a thing? Been driving for over 20 years and have been pulled over 6-7 times, and no I'm not one of those cautions types doing exactly the speed limit or anything like that
Tell them that you have to go to the bathroom and you have Lutropublicaphobia. They can't disprove it whether if you need to go to the bathroom or have lutropublicaphobia there for ticket free!
When the cop comes to the window hand him a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from a monopoly game.
Make a bet
" I bet $50 your going to give me a ticket"
When I was little I got my mom out of a ticket by asking the cop if he was gonna give my mom a ticket
I've successfully used logic before. "Oh, I BELIEVE you than you clocked me at 70. But your radar and my speedometer are both machines - either one of them could be wrong."
Just put the pedal to the metal and don't stop
Get out of a ticket by saying this
Officer: do you know why I'm giving you a ticket?
You: to go to the police ball?
Officer: we don't have balls
Badum chhhhhh...
Keep a monopoly "get out of jail free" card in your wallet, and as soon as the officer comes over pull it out and say, "I was told...this *hold up card* ...would help.". And then if his face kind of goes weird be sure that on the back you have written, " TOTALLY VALID IN THIS STATE," in sharpie and say, "I know what you're thinking, but... *flip card* this is totally valid in this state."
Seriously. Do it.
I love Stephanie! So cool that she's on the show :)
Always carry around a monopoly "get out of jail free pass"and show it to the officer. They'll usually laugh and give you a warning.
Rosa my fav! Who knew see could actually smile.
Hey You Tube nation, where's Jacob its been awhile since I've seen him?
yeah where IS jacob hhhhmmmmmmmm?
TH-cam Nation I appreciate that you do respond to our comments/questions! Thanks for the updates on Jacob. I think he is a fan favorite. :)
I love Brooklyn nine-nine
I know me too! And isn't it crazy how she acts and sounds soooo different from her character on the show?
At one point after being in the Air Force for 25 years. My father was a Deputy Sheriff. And did say that he might let someone go if they made him laugh, and the violation wasn't very serious. But if you have a foul attitude, you gonna get the ticket no matter what.
Have a box of office things to make it look like you were fired and say you were having a bad day
The one time that I talked my way out of a ticket, I was driving my wife to the hospital on the night that our son was born. When the officer approached, I said "she's in labor" and he let us go, but made sure to see that we went directly to the hospital and went in the front door.
Want a method that actually works? Plead not guilty and a court date assigned. Show up to the court one day before the court date and tell the court clerk you have a family emergency out of town and have to reschedule the date. On the re-scheduled date there is a very likely chance the officer who issued the ticket wont show up to court as required and your ticket will get automatically dismissed.
Simply become a cop
I got pulled over and a rock flew out of a dump truck that passed and smashed his windshield. He ran back to my truck and said I had a warning and sped off.
When I was pulled over, I lied and said I was about to shit my pants and was rushing to get home ;D
There used to be a show called Speeders Fight Back. It was on Trutv. A man used a really unique tactic: his engineering abilities. He claimed that he had a mathematical formula to prove he did not speed. Amazingly, it worked.
My tip? Have a passport from one country, a drivers license from another and speak the local language with a super heavy accent.
Happy Monday!
NO it's merry monday
Victoria Pontius madness monday
I carry a monopoly get out of jail free card. When I get pulled over. I say something witty like. I knew I was saving this for a good occasion. I've been pulled over 4 times. 3 of them started laughing. Ran me and let me go. The 4th wasn't amused and still ticketed me lol
My grandma had. Cop come out behind her and then she drove back and and ran inside and told my dad be quiet she went to the door and the officer asked what do you think your doing and she sad she left her curling iron on and didn't even get a warning
To not get pulled over, you have to throw pasta at the cop Shan you are wearing a batman suit
I would just say "sorry officer I just ate 56 piecs of american cheese I think ive gone blind'
Just always bring a donut when you drive. Then you will never get tickets!
Now days its not "How to get out of a ticket", its "How to not get killed".
The way the way that always works is, Don't Break The Law In The First Place.
I've been pulled over six times for speeding (three of the times going 20+ mph over the speed limit) and have never gotten a speeding ticket! I just told the truth when they asked why i was speeding.
But be aware it does NOT always work. Especially if you've been drinking...thats when you lie!
Just pull out a huge stack of paperwork looking for your insurance and keep saying I just got it I know it's here I've never been pulled over before. It helps if it's only a minor offense if you were doing 90 in a 35 your busted. Lol😊
Lol not what i expected but funny
Know your rights and exercise them. That's the only way outside of luck to get out of a ticket. The police will Wright fraudulent tickets just to make there quota. These fraudulent tickets will git you in the court room where you may be found innocent but still required to pay court costs. Don't sign fraudulent tickets and ask for a senior officer or supervisor to be present if the cop gives you shit, and they most likely will.
best way to not get a ticket; don't speed!!
sorry if this seemed snotty its a joke :P
To stay away from the police.... Say stay back I officer or I will pull out my rifle!!!! But then pull down your zipper and BOOM there's a cat!!!
Say that you have to go check on a person in the hospital
What soundtrack @ 1:52 - 1:59 ??????
Kelley
i just want youtubenation to reply to this comment. lol.
carry a dead spider in your car, prefer venomous... say that your rushing to an E.R. to get your bite checked out. show them your specimen, that your going to show the Doc. SHOULD WORK!
Best way to get out of a ticket is to not get pulled over in the first place
How bad a driver are some of you that getting pulled over is a thing? Been driving for over 20 years and have been pulled over 6-7 times, and no I'm not one of those cautions types doing exactly the speed limit or anything like that
you be their pediatrition
if there's only a real way to get out of ticket...
Omg her voice is so difference from the show
OMG ROSA! :D
Miles is a badass and where is Jakob
Tell them that you have to go to the bathroom and you have Lutropublicaphobia. They can't disprove it whether if you need to go to the bathroom or have lutropublicaphobia there for ticket free!
5 surprising ways to find out ways to waste our tax dollars for services we pay for! #TH-camNation!
hey where IS jacob
Just through a donut
what up yt nation :D
Where's Jacob?
Hi
good good
What happened to Jacob?
What ever happened to Jacob...?
have a puppy in the back
Why the dog in the back
Lol... good stuff
Or don't get in trouble in the first place.
#5 is a fake.
Ship-shafter
Ya juz say, my Lovely grl friend like Stephanie is in trouble,or show a photo of her(steph) that she is in accident. that will do
Ytn....just address where Jacob went already. Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on us!
She says different from the show
donuts. :3333
Say your pregnant and u really really have to pee
Don't break the law, and don't live in Texas.
make a cop lafe
The mister epic man channel got bought and ruined.
5th
301st!
Me too! Twins?!?!? :D
Jk
Victoria Pontius Haha! Totally!
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