I usually find American humour not funny but this man and all his mates make me nearly piss my pants...so so funny...I would love to go out for a drink with any of them, they are a tonic. Humour is the key and these men got a bunch of them. Thank you for making me look a loony for laughing out loud on my own in different places...I'm still laughing thinking of puddle of mud..just getting contant flashbacks of alot of the hillarious dialogue...makes waking up worth it.
Yeah, they are real ones! Check out old Opie and Anthony shows as well. The banter betwen Patrice, Anthony, and Jimmy is all worth the rerun. Cheers from the states! 🍻
I got to say I never watched Opie and Anthony or listen to Opie and Anthony but I've been following Anthony for 6 months to a year now and I find him to be hilarious
If people don’t think Dave adds to the show, they are out of their mind. The Jurassic park reference was great. Dude is funny. Ant hit a home run with this guy. I may just have to re up my prescription.
@@kevind1980 Nah, some of you just have a need to shit on somebody. With Opie, it was often justified, but the level of hate for Landau is a bit much. Fine if you don't think he is funny, but the idea that he "ruined" anything is silly.
@@gregoryandreski9341 yeah, well I'm guessing those guys don't feel like sitting second mic on a podcast. I think Dave's a great match for Ant, and he actually shows up and doesn't talk over Ant. What more do you want??
@@patdonnelly9392 You obv don't watch Pat. Dave consistently interrupts the flow of the show by either talking over clips or when they have a guest Dave likes to talk right after Ant directs something to the guest killing the flow of the convo. Bob Levy wanted the job, he would have been a solid choice as he can keep up with Ant and never apologizes for crass jokes like Dave does.
@@bobbyhutch6134 I watch Mon. thru Thurs., 4-6. Obviously I DO watch! Obviously....we disagree. Ant can choose his own co-host, and knows what he's doing and who he gets along with. Obviously... it doesn't matter one bit what you or I think. It's HIS show!!!!
@@Serenitynowwwwwnah she was 18 bro Now ant following 13yr twitter thots is something way more creepy then that bit he did. Like i dont understand why parents let their kid do that, but that's how people be raising their kids nowadays 🤦♂️ Also ant said he followed her by accident but idk about that...
what I found the funniest part is that 16 is legal in like half of American states, that combined with Ant's obsession with cat shit Venti, who is about 30 years younger than him, makes it funnier
Actually seen an interview with the guy. He was all emotional talking about how it was his neighbors younger sister wanting him. The song is supposed to be about how it would never be able to happen. He was sad people thought differently about it. The video didn't help his argument.
Dave does a fake laugh 95% of the time so I'm sure it's just his face muscles that get sore. He's one of those comics who fake laugh at and during their own jokes.
Mardone just passed away a couple years ago, he was in his 70's. This was his only hit in the US, though he had a couple more in Europe. Creepy thing was he actually said the song WAS based on a real-life event, basically he had hired a 16-year-old neighbor girl as his dog walker, one of his bandmates was hitting on her, and he said, "She's just 16 years old, leave her alone." It was one of those magic moments where they both looked at each other and said, "Hey that would be a great song lyric!".
hahaha...no it's not true. I mean, it's probably true that benny told that story, but he told that story after the only person who could refute that was dead first.@TheDevilsJoint
I think we're all on the same page here. The video is incontrovertible proof that at the very least Benny at 32 wanted to have sex with his next door neighbor 16 year old girl and wrote a song about it and for some reason it still plays on terrestrial radio. People approved.@TheDevilsJoint
Yeah that was probably one of those "my friend has erectile disfunction & wants to know more about blue chew" stories. Benny was ordering the veal but claiming to be vegetarian...
This song brings me back to one of my favorite Ant moments "congratulations you won a new mac book, you can take it where ever you gooo, congratulations conGRatulaaaaationssssss"
*Ok…so who else besides me thought the dude at the door was actually a woman?..I can’t be the only one that’s seeing this..hit me with a like if you thought the same.*
I always thought the first line of the song was just a metaphor or it was a song about him as a young man but the video leaves no questions. Its like the John Lennon Imagine song, its good as long as you don't listen to the lyrics.
She's just sixteen years old Leave her alone, they say Separated by fools Who don't know what love is yet But I want you to know If I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Like you've never seen, ever seen. It's like having a dream Where nobody has a heart It's like having it all And watching it fall apart And I would wait till the end of time for you And do it again, it's true I can't measure my love There's nothing to compare it to But I want you to know If I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Like you've never seen, ever seen.
I already knew the song stinks on ice by listening to it, but holy shit those lyrics are terrible. This song was written by a 12 year old. There's no other way to justify the terrible writing and the subject matter
@@borrisg4972 The song went to the top 10 or 20 two times 10 years apart. Yes, controversial now but this was the 80s. This song is very loved by many of us who were there, including my then 16 year old self.
Never heard of Benny Mardones before (being French might explain it). I went and checked out some of his other songs. Good enough AOR. But this one takes the cake, so to speak. Cake and Kool Aid, oh yeah.
I always liked this song, but i never paid attention to the lyrics and i didnt know there was a video for it. Thank yous guys for ruining it in the most hilarious way! Woke Duke 4 Life! ! !
How do people not understand that the only reason such a video could have been made, is if it was just more culturally accepted. Needless to say, the video didn't age well, though its intentions were meant to be harmless and endearing. All said, the song is beautiful and heartfelt, and his vocal performance, in a world that prioritized what actually mattered in a work of art, is hands down exceptional.
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I love how the Dad in this is supposed to be the "bad guy" that's denying them their love when he's the only rational one in that video.
The dad looks younger than Benny Mardones lol. At least he had the decency to clear it up with pops before he took her out haha.
Great fuckin point as Dice would say
Very jewish. Welcome to Hollywood
@@markburton8653he climbed in through the window
@@markburton8653That's accurate and hilarious 😂
Chris Hansen: Meet 35 year old Benny Mardone. He's hear to meet a girl who said she's 16. He brought condoms, alcohol and a rug.
Why don't you have a seat right there.
I read that in Anthony Cumia's voice imitating Chris Haaaaanshen.
It would be a pretty boring episode considering 16 is the age of consent for most of the country.
Nate James 😂😂😂
@truecarthaginian you are now on a watchlist 😂😂😂
The way he rolls his eyes at the beginning as if everyone is crazy!
I usually find American humour not funny but this man and all his mates make me nearly piss my pants...so so funny...I would love to go out for a drink with any of them, they are a tonic. Humour is the key and these men got a bunch of them. Thank you for making me look a loony for laughing out loud on my own in different places...I'm still laughing thinking of puddle of mud..just getting contant flashbacks of alot of the hillarious dialogue...makes waking up worth it.
Aussie, Canadian, Irishman or Pom?
He’s welsh
He’s no Life Of Boredom or Dead Dwarf .
Yeah, they are real ones!
Check out old Opie and Anthony shows as well. The banter betwen Patrice, Anthony, and Jimmy is all worth the rerun. Cheers from the states! 🍻
This Dave guy has great chemistry with Anthony.
I'm digging it.
Landau is awesome
oh georgie is their best
i'm not buying it, He is obviously using her to get to her little brother.
AKA The Paul Hargus Manuever
Ahahahahaha
I got to say I never watched Opie and Anthony or listen to Opie and Anthony but I've been following Anthony for 6 months to a year now and I find him to be hilarious
Now THIS is the Anthony I love- he needs to do more stuff like this. Hilarious classic O&A vibes from this vid
simonpenum Anthony’s always been the same
If people don’t think Dave adds to the show, they are out of their mind. The Jurassic park reference was great. Dude is funny. Ant hit a home run with this guy. I may just have to re up my prescription.
@@kevind1980 Nah, some of you just have a need to shit on somebody. With Opie, it was often justified, but the level of hate for Landau is a bit much. Fine if you don't think he is funny, but the idea that he "ruined" anything is silly.
Norton is way better and artie and burr vos even kelly
@@gregoryandreski9341 yeah, well I'm guessing those guys don't feel like sitting second mic on a podcast. I think Dave's a great match for Ant, and he actually shows up and doesn't talk over Ant. What more do you want??
@@patdonnelly9392 You obv don't watch Pat. Dave consistently interrupts the flow of the show by either talking over clips or when they have a guest Dave likes to talk right after Ant directs something to the guest killing the flow of the convo. Bob Levy wanted the job, he would have been a solid choice as he can keep up with Ant and never apologizes for crass jokes like Dave does.
@@bobbyhutch6134 I watch Mon. thru Thurs., 4-6. Obviously I DO watch! Obviously....we disagree. Ant can choose his own co-host, and knows what he's doing and who he gets along with. Obviously... it doesn't matter one bit what you or I think. It's HIS show!!!!
Ant being critical of a 20 year age difference? I love it😂
Age difference aren't as big a issue once you get to 20.
That’s all I could think!! Projection much hahaha
@Tony Sanchez ant took a 17 year old to prom when he was in his 50s
@@Serenitynowwwwwnah she was 18 bro
Now ant following 13yr twitter thots is something way more creepy then that bit he did.
Like i dont understand why parents let their kid do that, but that's how people be raising their kids nowadays 🤦♂️
Also ant said he followed her by accident but idk about that...
what I found the funniest part is that 16 is legal in like half of American states, that combined with Ant's obsession with cat shit Venti, who is about 30 years younger than him, makes it funnier
He's outside her window like the vampire boy from Salem's lot ! "Let me in" lol
E4TmeR4W Walker great throwback reference. The movie used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid.
Everyone listen...They spotted the creature entering the basement of the old Marsden House up on the hill..Get the Torches and pitch forks!
Dave almost had a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I re upped my subscription from these TH-cam clips lately with Dave on board. This is the best show since O&A.
Bring back Dave.
Make him the prodigal son.
Even if just as a guest.
Anthony and Landau were a great team
3 years later and this video leaves me in tears .
"Who is he calling?"
"Oh, it's his parole officer." LOL
Anthony could have played that part He could’ve took her to his high school reunion
Jesus! Love Ant but...RIGHT?!
Or the pediatrician...
Again.
She'll be the first person to go to a high school reunion before she graduates.
Check out the creepy ass van behind him when hes at the window lol
LMAO. Good spot.
i watch this at least 4-6 times a year..... miss you guys together
Glass House Cumia is a national treasure !!
"She's just 9 years old, leave her alone, they say"
Arab cover
HOLY SHIT ROFL HAHAA
She’s just 9 years old, give me 3 goats for her, they say.
Well since their leader actually married a 6 year old I guess 9 would be a little late In the game.
Shhhhhoooor
fkin LOL
Endless days turn into sleepless nights..
Paddy .Cook
Fate is the dealer, others will come around...
@@sirajaxl Time, after all, is the healer
linger longer
Oh Dara..
Fate is the dealer.
"Didn't the dad sing to you that she's 16?" LOL
😂this was the best analysis of a vintage tune ever. I was a kid like 5th grade I remember it being played alot in the 80s .
Let's be honest, Ant is completely envious of this ghoul.
Finally someone said it
I got chills when he mentioned the kool aid in her flintstones jelly jar rattling from his big boner
Ant was sweating a lot during this
He is basically making fun of himself.
Someone else here called him "glass house Cumia"
Other than the Jim Norton years with Ant, he seems to have had the second most fun ever with Dave just going back and forth coming up with jokes.
WOW y'all killin it, keep up the good work Ant. I was dying over here
Actually seen an interview with the guy. He was all emotional talking about how it was his neighbors younger sister wanting him. The song is supposed to be about how it would never be able to happen. He was sad people thought differently about it.
The video didn't help his argument.
6:02 His socks perfectly match her sweater.
Another hit in the Joe Biden playlist
Ole Sleepy Joe Aqualung. "Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent."
As well as the Anthony Cumia's playlist, considering he was his girlfriend's date to her high school prom two years ago.
@@TrueCarthaginian It's more like eight years ago, but good point.
Joe Biden - Statutory Rock
lol roasted
Classic Anthony...at his best .😂
Dave Landau is a great co-host. His abs must be sore after this.
This and the "Oh Georgie..." Clip basically killed me
@@RobertPisan The Georgie/Charlie bit was funny the first 50 times.
Dave does a fake laugh 95% of the time so I'm sure it's just his face muscles that get sore. He's one of those comics who fake laugh at and during their own jokes.
Chip Chipperson nah dude
he has no abs
Mardone just passed away a couple years ago, he was in his 70's. This was his only hit in the US, though he had a couple more in Europe. Creepy thing was he actually said the song WAS based on a real-life event, basically he had hired a 16-year-old neighbor girl as his dog walker, one of his bandmates was hitting on her, and he said, "She's just 16 years old, leave her alone." It was one of those magic moments where they both looked at each other and said, "Hey that would be a great song lyric!".
hahaha...no it's not true. I mean, it's probably true that benny told that story, but he told that story after the only person who could refute that was dead first.@TheDevilsJoint
I think we're all on the same page here. The video is incontrovertible proof that at the very least Benny at 32 wanted to have sex with his next door neighbor 16 year old girl and wrote a song about it and for some reason it still plays on terrestrial radio. People approved.@TheDevilsJoint
@@angrybananapeel
Ding....
Wrong !
The Bonfire 🔥 (Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder) also did a great segment about Benny Mardones & this song.
It was just as good as their Feldog saga.
Yeah that was probably one of those "my friend has erectile disfunction & wants to know more about blue chew" stories.
Benny was ordering the veal but claiming to be vegetarian...
Omgoodness, my parrot is laughing too!
Oh my god my eyes are watering from laughing😂
This goddamn song has been stuck in my head for a week now
Benny Mardone looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Anthony can make anything funny!
"Didn't you hear her dad sing to you she's only 16?!?"
My husband made me watch this. I’m so glad he did. 😂
Me too!😂
This reminds me of old o and a. He needs to release more stuff like this
Anthony n Dave pure quality show
RIP Benny Mardone.
This song brings me back to one of my favorite Ant moments
"congratulations you won a new mac book, you can take it where ever you gooo, congratulations conGRatulaaaaationssssss"
DUDE I've been looking for that link for ages, can you hook me up PLEASE???
This guy is just tryna celebrate Passover with his daughter💀💀😂😂
*Ok…so who else besides me thought the dude at the door was actually a woman?..I can’t be the only one that’s seeing this..hit me with a like if you thought the same.*
I thought it was the Taliban
Ant took a 17 year old to prom and bought what he thought was a 14 year old an ipad....who are we kidding he gets a rod to this song.
I always thought the first line of the song was just a metaphor or it was a song about him as a young man but the video leaves no questions. Its like the John Lennon Imagine song, its good as long as you don't listen to the lyrics.
Great analogy
Imagine is terrible with any lyrics
Just discovered cumia, holy crap I’ve laughed a lot the last couple of weeks
John Smith1999 be sure to check out the Opie and Anthony archives! Hundreds of hours of gold in there.
Recently thought Dave didn't have the right chemistry for the show....not anymore. These too are great together!
Him knocking on the door and getting turned away reminded me of the house search montage from Revenge of the Nerds.
👌
Speaking Japanese ending with "Nerd!"
That rug really tied the room together.
When this song was on the radio, 16 was an older woman to me.
I was wondering why they didn't talk about this song! Now I get this this was meant to be a whole nother video of its own! Thank you for this!!!
Uncle Paul should do a cover of this song on tiktok.
16 is about 14 and a half years too old for Uncle Paul.
@@Gloth_Sang you stink
Gloth Sang
He really does.
His version: Sheee's just sixteen months old, babysit her, dad saaaaid.
Benny bit it today, tens of fans saddened.
RIP. Which of course means "Reaming Infant Pu$$y."
This song has been in my head all Fn week ...
Use of the word ‘ghoul’ was making me bust the fuck up.
This makes me laugh every time I see it . Cracks me up
You guys had me rolling..
Rob “Rocky IV” Tepper co-wrote this song. There’s no easy way out of that one.
AmaAzing random fact never knew love it. He’s 2 for 2 in my book then.
Joe Servo bravo sir 🍻
He & Mr.Mardones wrote this beautiful & ageless song, together.
Jealous?
IF is a mighty big word.
I basically crapped my pants laughing at this
And he died about a month after this video was made.. definitely one of the all time creepiest videos ever
I about pissed my pants when they said woke up in the woods rolling her up in a rug
Laughed my ass off... how does anyone gives this a thumbs down?
She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know
If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen.
It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know
If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen.
I already knew the song stinks on ice by listening to it, but holy shit those lyrics are terrible. This song was written by a 12 year old. There's no other way to justify the terrible writing and the subject matter
@@borrisg4972 The song went to the top 10 or 20 two times 10 years apart. Yes, controversial now but this was the 80s. This song is very loved by many of us who were there, including my then 16 year old self.
Never heard of Benny Mardones before (being French might explain it). I went and checked out some of his other songs. Good enough AOR. But this one takes the cake, so to speak.
Cake and Kool Aid, oh yeah.
He died just 3 months after this aired.
I always liked this song, but i never paid attention to the lyrics and i didnt know there was a video for it. Thank yous guys for ruining it in the most hilarious way! Woke Duke 4 Life! ! !
What you missed the part where it said “she’s just 16 years old”
cant lie even as a black guy i love this song, without the video. lmao
“Even as a black guy”. Is that to ruin the bruthas street cred if they admit liking a song like this?
The way he rolls his eyes after the dad closes the door
Hearing the old O&A episode of them playing “Claire” and the other weird songs is a classic.
I cant even remember laughing so much! 😂
this is the best clip of these two
He still performs the song!
Well yeah hes grandfathered in👍
N.W.A. “She Swallowed it” second verse
"He's hearing a keyboard as it fades into his heart monitor." LMAO
He said she had her speak and spell! Lmao!! I can't!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
“He’s like Aladdin, only he wants to put it in a lad” Ant is lightning.
This was the best thing to come out of the lockdowns
Dude, I’m losing my fucking mind laughing over here 😂😂😂😂 ... that ghoul 🤣🤣🤣
"he's like Aladdin, only he wants to put it in a lad!"
The fact its a great song makes it even better
It was all funny but that last bit had me in tears holy crap.LMAO
Love how the most replayed part of the vid is 8:28 due to people trying to exit the in-video ad at 2:25.
My grandmother went to elementary school with Benny Mardones.
Motley Crew - ""All In the Name Of..."
"She's only fifteen, Shes the reason - the reason that I can't sleep"
That song is way creepier lmfao
Kool aid in her Flintstones jelly jar FTW !!!!
Maybe this isn’t a topic Anthony should be delving into.
You guys are correct...this video is creepy.
Dave any ANT make a great pair.... the jelly jar at the end had me crying
I haven’t been able to get this fucking song out of my head for at least two days 😂
Never saw the video for this song until they played it lol.
I didn't know Christopher Walken went drag for a few years (and dabbled in statutory grape)
The song rocks!
05:54 "He's Like Aladdin, Only he wants to put it in a lad". Fucking Ant man lol!
The Bonfire talked about this song long ago. Love it!
How do people not understand that the only reason such a video could have been made, is if it was just more culturally accepted. Needless to say, the video didn't age well, though its intentions were meant to be harmless and endearing. All said, the song is beautiful and heartfelt, and his vocal performance, in a world that prioritized what actually mattered in a work of art, is hands down exceptional.
@@nissepisse9768 umm yeah, and this is a video/song. I'm glad you learned the difference! √
Why dont you have seat, right over there
I’m surprised Ant didn’t remember the video, this was one of my favorite O&A bits
The moment he turns around and says " they say" THATS FUCKING KATLYN JENNER RIGHT THERE!!!!!! LOL
This song made it to the top 20 of the billboard top 100 twice.... WTF 80's