The Best Parents vs Kids Stories of r/AskReddit
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8:40 bruh the text to speech bot sounded like a spoiled kid “even after my mom warned me”.
Okay so I am not the only person that noticed how fucking weird "warned me" sounded😮
Best thing I've ever heard! The kid that wanted to be a strawberry when she grew up and purple as a backup.
When I was 9 we made replicas of Earth with it’s different layers out of that weird crayola foam clay stuff, and the core was a marble.
I love marbles, and obviously I got a cool one, so when it was time to take it home I was determined to get it out. My mom told me not to cut it out, she’ll do it, but I didn’t listen, I held the planet in my hand and started cutting *towards my palm* with a knife..
Ya so I tried to hide the fact I slashed my hand open by just holding it behind my back and creeping sideways through the living room.
Sneak 100
Blood dripping on the floor -100.
I had to get stitches
My dad said he was dating a cat person. I was 8 and thought he meant a cat humanoid. I thought no that’s not what he meant..then I thought you don’t know and haven’t seen everything. I was so happy when I walk in her house and there were hundreds of pictures of her and her cat on the walls.
Toddler logic: I work in a nursery, and told a boy several times to stop hitting other kids. He said 'okay, I won't hit anymore.' When I turned away he proceeded to stab a boy next to him with the spikes of his toy dinosaur. When I told him off he was furious - 'It wasn't me doing the hitting, it was Chompy.' Now he does this every day and refuses to take responsibility because the 'dinosaur did it'
I love kids, it's why i wanna become a writer/story boarder for cartoons. Of corse, I wanna make cartoons that are more mature, that teach actually useful things, like SUF or GF
I wish you luck on your endeavors but please for the sake of future children please learn where SUF and GF failed because as big of a fan I am of both shows certain subject matter was not given the care it needed and that needs to be acknowledged. But good luck all the same.
Failed??? TF do you mean failed?
So get married and have some kids of your own! You’ll adore it!
Parents Vs kids? here's mine! My auntie and mother were talking about a camp they were at as they were talking about my auntie always was standing by the lake like in the cliché movies she was trying to get boys and I said "I see it hasn't paid off"" I shit you not I didn't contemplate my next move as my kitchen is tiny and has 1 door to the sitting room and at that 2 doors to the kitchen and the hall and she was sitting right beside the door to the hall I never yeeted out that door and up my stairs as fast as I did 😂😂
JLS Jay unnecessarily confusing read
username checks out yes it is I tend to twist my words and ramble alot but, in fact proved by science your name doesn't check out! Lmao jk
When I was ten my mom had just finished baking a pie for Thanksgiving. She put it on the stove and pushed her hair back so her hair wouldn’t get in the pie. Of course I thought everyone did that so I did, except I have incredibly short hair. My mom was like what are you doing and I was super confused, but she realized and years later she still makes fun of me. Still don’t know what I was thinking that day.
Once, when I was in Preschool we were doing some arts and Crafts thing and I was sitting next an electrical socket. Me being the Smart kid that I was, I wanted a place to "hang" my scissors, so what do I do? I stick them right in the socket. Luckily my country at the time used the British Style plug outlet so it had to be turned on by another pin on the top, so I luckily wasn't shocked to death.
Did anyone else notice how weird the bot said "warned me" during the story of the kid touching hot stuff at 8:38 or am I hearing things?
Damn my mom always told me that anger isn't an emotion and I wasn't allowed to be angry. Legit because my school counselor said something in passing along the lines of "being angry is a normal reaction" so she was convinced that anger wasn't an emotion and therefore I physically couldn't feel angry and I would get in trouble for lying to her about my emotions.
26:05 this is my mom.. she doesn't want me on medication unless I'm hospitalized. I feel like she doesn't believe me whole-heartedly that I'm always falling apart inside. I just recently learned what high-functioning depression is and have all the symptoms and it makes so much sense. But still my mom is like this.
The daughter who wanted to grow up to be STRAWBERRY or the color PURPLE if it's too hard. 😂😂😂 She definitely thinks outside the box!
2:46 When I was a little kid, like maybe five, there was this thing of Mac N Cheese that my parents got in the hopes of me being able to make it myself. We already got those individual cups for Mac N Cheese, but I guess it saved money or something. Basically, it was a big box of Mac N Cheese made for you to use it multiple times. I don't remember too much about the box itself. What I do remember though is that I had to get 1/4 of a cup of noodles for my lunch. It said something like "measure out 1/4 cup of noodles and microwave them for five minutes". Kinda talked outta my ass on those instructions, but that was the gist of it. So little five year old, dumbass me looked at the instructions and figured "man, this is a special box of Macaroni and Cheese if it doesn't need water to cook", I had been present for the countless preparations of Mac N Cheese my mother went through, she told me pretty much everything about making the stuff and I would've been using the stove already if I could be trusted with it. Anyways, I knew pasta needed water to cook, but the box didn't say anything about water. So I measured out my noodles, and placed both the noodles and the measuring cup into the microwave and started the time. Thankfully my mother entered the kitchen not too long after I put the pasta in the microwave, but it was already starting to smoke. She pulled it out, not only to discover I didn't use water but that I took this classic story one step further down the path of idiocy. Remember how I put the pasta in with the measuring cup? It was a metal measuring cup. I put a metal measuring cup in the microwave with dry macaroni. I was banned from using the microwave without adult supervision for a while after that. We still have that measuring cup to this day, and it's been years.
An hour of an animated movie populated entirely by talking animals, suddenly, a giraffe came onscreen and said something...*
Oh! Madagascar!
By the title, my crush and my bully's dad hate each other. Seriously the dad cusses at him and calls his mother mean things. The whole school thinks he has a mental problem. I just wish her daughter (my past bully) safety
Re: weird flex a 3 year old kid I worked with (I was a behavior therapist) was playing with legos and he had built a big airplane. I say "did you build that plane? that's awesome." He says " No YOU'RE awesome." I pause and say "...yes, you're right." he says "No YOU;RE right." Kid sure does make a strong argument.
*trying to impress girl* " i have lots of accidents...pee and poop accidents..." ROFL wowwww hahahaa thats classic! Im gonna have to try that one out!
Parent pro-tip. If you notice that your Infant/Toddler instantly puts "new" colors/objects/shapes into their mouth. Start introducing "new" color/shapes after -VERY LIGHTLY- spraying them with canned air. (you know, the computer/keyboard/electronics duster in a can) whilst said can is upside down. I said VERY LIGHTLY. If the duster contains "bittergent" it is guaranteed to make any oral contact a bad experience. Very Lightly means stand back like 1 meter from object, and just tap the trigger. That light dusting will literally make the surface disgustingly bitter. You've seen babies make the "sour" face, this isn't that. This is "I just damn near got poisoned and should soon learn how to force-vomit" face. Now, you don't have to worry about your youngling trying to snack on your germ-haven phone that has a new background. You're Welcome...
I remember one time when I was little, I was at my grandma's house and sat down on my knees in the garden. On top of a bee. 40 seconds later, my grandma is putting some sort of ointment on my knee while I scream bloody murder. The neighbor came to see what was going on because it sounded like I was being tortured.
I was 9 and my annoying little brother was 5. In general, He was always following me around and demanding my time and attention and getting me in trouble for stupid stuff, and generally being a little arsehole. One time, we went to a pizza parlor with my aunt and older cousin. Sitting at the table, I pick up the parmesan shaker and smell it, then pick up the dried hot pepper shaker and smelled it. My little brother, trying to copy me, picks up the pepper shaker, and snorts...hard. Red hot pepper flakes shoot up his nose, and he immediately starts screaming. My aunt, who was at the counter ordering food, rushes over and immediately asks me "what did you do?!" me, like wtf, I didn't do anything. I said that he sniffed the peppers and they when up his nose. My aunt drags my screaming brother to the bathroom and turns on the faucet and shoves his face under the water. Everytime a concerned employee walk in or out to the bathroom to check on them, the door would swing open and the parlor would be filled with the sounds of a small screaming child being drown in a bathroom sink. Admittedly, my cousin and I were kinda laughing while we sat waiting at the table.
My 3rd grade teacher was named Mrs Hollifield. I thought she was married to the boxer.....I told my parents, they told her, everyone laughed and I was still confused lol....
I was a good kid but one time I wonder (I'm 5 but remember this) where do cats get hair balls, so the genius I was, I put gum in my hair and cut it out but only a little at a time because I thought it was only legal for cats to make hair balls. One day my mom found out after about 10 hair balls and my mom stared at me and disappointedly asked why would you do that
15:14 My niece dead ass doesn't know the order of the months and also thought this. She's 11...
My sister and I are considered gifted and talented. My parents used to say GMA whenever either one of us said or did something stupid. It took me until around 19-20 to figure out it meant gifted my ass
when I was 4 I wanted to help my babysitter make dinner so I put the cheese for the mac n cheese in the boiling water after she put the noodles in. my sister who is 5 years older than me still give me crap for that to this day and I'm 34. the thing's we do as kids. lol
"Im very difficult to kill" ROFL!
yes
The giraffe one is probably because all the other animals he saw talking were animals he never saw irl and they all shared a characteristic in common between them, but not with the giraffe.
Or just kids being kids.
6:10 oh my gosh there’s such a thing as a nice Karen!? My mind has been expanded, I shall from this point on give all Karen’s 2 chances to prove themselves good instead of 1.
(I was raised to give everyone a least one chance to prove themselves good)
25:00
It's fine talking about how treat your child. But how do you do that? If you were never taught that way as a child?
12:22 my older sister used to eat worms and catipillers if you would like to know the story say so i can tell lmao the story is funny
19:15
I like your vids I'm 7
Heidi Schultz guess your son loves minecraft too much
59:00 definitely if you play in a very silly way and do chasing games, taking care of most children is a piece of cake and the children will fall asleep quickly and beg the parents to have you babysit them again, unless the parents are the anal type. As long as the house is clean and the kids aren’t the kind of dweebs that are determined to get negative attention, it should be good.
I know if one parent is distrustful or suspicious of the babysitter, the children will say things so that the parents won’t leave them alone with a babysitter because, let’s face it, most kids in normal families will always prefer that their parents stay home with them. Unless the parents are horrible people.
Wait why did a 7th grader even NEED a babysitter??? Also if the person that is "overdosing" on heroin can WALK without someone LITERALLY having to support their entire body weight they're not gonna die, and you probably dont need to call an ambulance. If their breathing stops, heartbeat stops, or they are unconscious and unresponsive THENN you call an ambulance and start cpr immediately. If you have naloxone EVEN BETTER! Idk why it really matters to explain all this here but it could save someones life someday and possibly save someone (like the girl that got put in a similar situation) some stress
For the Therapist explaining parents screw-ups part
Is it normal to get hit less frequently by your parents as you grow up? :'v
(they'd always smack me when i misbehaved as a little girl. i think that now, as i can hit back, they don't do it cause they know i can defend myself >:V)
And i'm still waitting for the cat my mom promised me at the begining of 2019
AND my dad called me crazy on a phone call with my mom, it was my phone so i was standing nearby but out of his sight. Wait he's always a piece of **** to me.
so i am 13 almost 14 and both of my parents say rude things about the other never really bothered me.(parents are divorced)
I love stupid kids stories, by far the best
Yes they are funny and somewhat wholesome, the parents being abusive makes me mad
I know i was smarter than usual when i was young, like reading and in grade 1 by age 3, but some of these stories still astound me like what how is this possible. like i know i did some things but those are so mild that compared to these stories it would be like when you accidentally stick yourself with a pencil and it hurts a little
ngl kinda scared to be a parent and have to deal with this kind of stuff now :/
I'm giving birth in a month and after I listened to the first segment, I'm panicking. I used to find these sorts of stories cute.
Parenting lessons.
*COMMA* good trick sweetie....
You should learn pretty quick what to not do cause it will hurt.
Dumbest thing I ever did was ride a bike no hands off the curb. Logic was I was really good and could ride for miles no hands. Never tried anything dumb after that
My little brother told us that he is going to grow up and marry his monkey book (favorite toy at the time)
When my brother was 4, he used to say that he was either gonna marry our cousin or his male best friend from school.
Personally, I wouldn't mind the second option, but the first one is a little too Sweet Home Alabama for my taste.
lollipop...
*Why.....lol*
Beeing called weird by mom would be nice for me :) I grew up beeing told I was insane, dumb, moronic,mentally unstable,barley even human and a waste of space. So just beeing called weird sounds nice to me, granted I probably have a warped sense of whats harsh or not.
So glad I don’t have children 🤣