fun fact i actually donated to his stream asking if he did marching band cuz he used diddle (a drumming term) in a sentence loosely he said, “i did it for like a year... it was ass I hated it”
me: balance board has a huge and also audible crack in it so i can't even use it me: switches from wii fit u to taking actual walks yeah this is big brain time also unrelated but now that lm3 is out i hATE knowing what happens next in your profile pic and it makes me sad
0:03 - 0:47 "Error with disk" Poof-OOOOOOOOOOOO thank you Amazon (starts clapping) for giving me a pphphph disk thanks Amazon! Certified and refurbished from Amazon! Certified my &&&& ass can wipe with it! Certified-"Amazon guarantees the condition and timely delivery of the certified refurbished purchases." "Should the item not meet your expectations-" let me think...what were my expectations? I have-yeah-actually my expectations were to put the FUCKING DISC IN and get this menu! Do-do they not just put it-they could just put int in a Wii console and figure out it doesn't work! "Puts it in again and it loads right" Poof-Oh wait is it gonna work this time? Holy shit now it works, alright, whatever.
@Cade Wiley Hello! I understand your frustration. Yes, your theories were correct. I am DESPERATE for the validation of strangers on the internet. I was THIRSTY for those 75 TH-cam likes. So, in a moment of weakness...... I committed the worst sin known to man...... I used a popular meme format 😭 My heart goes out to all the families affected by my actions. My deepest, most sincere apologies to you sire.
controlled by flapping your arms. In a clever use of the Balance Board's weight and balance measurement capabilities, the game registers the vibrations your arm movements make on the board and translates it to speed of on-screen wing flapping (by a character in what looks like a chicken suit.) that is pretty cool
The flapping works by the balance board sensing your weight slightly increase and decrease as your arms go up and down. When you move your arms up it pushes the rest of your body downward, when your arms move down it pushes your body upwards.
Intro: wii plus + Wii: The game Disc could not be read. Refer to the Wii Operations Manual for details Proofsure: THANK YOU AMAZON *amazon appears in chat* Amazon: No problem 😃
When you flap your arms, your body slightly pushes to the ground. Stand up and try it if you don’t believe me. The more you flap your arms, the more the weight keeps pushing. This means that if you decide to cheat, you could keep hopping up and down without leaving the ground, and the game will think you are flapping.
The bird game is awesome. I grinded that 4 stars on all of the difficulties. I know i'm 4 years late, but the chicken game knows when you are flapping by the changes in your weight distribution and center of gravity.
i am bird
Yes you are
I’m monky
he is bird
Poofesure i am a human
same
WiiFit: giving you instructions
Poof: “I just wanna be a chicken.”
Yeah dudy dude you don’t see me asking for another
Both of you have bad spelling
Beef Boss From Wii Sports You have Abby. I want Lucia or a new hat but I guess I’m getting neither so mind your business before I slap your buns...
Is this finally the battle of Beef Boss and Dudy Dude???
Hey dudy dude
Poof: *loses weight*
Wii fit: you weren’t suppose to do that
Just subscribe to me Please how tf do you watch a video that got released 3 minutes ago, that its 11 minutes long and yet you finished already?
I, I, I’m a god bird quote poofesure
Rash 75 maybe he thought of the comment before he finished the video
@@hatoji7564 he prolly speedruns
Wii fit be body shaming! *Poof left the chat*
The shift from “this marching band game is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done” to “I’m just having a lot of fun” is so good
Back to the stupidest thing ive ever done
just like actual marching band lol
fun fact i actually donated to his stream asking if he did marching band cuz he used diddle (a drumming term) in a sentence loosely he said, “i did it for like a year... it was ass I hated it”
Sorry this is irrelevant but If that’s you in your pfp you’re really pretty
He’s so easily entertained flapping his arms around for a few minutes. It’s so cute
simp
This is a grown man
Bro how is this cute to you? 😂
SIMP😳
Haha simp is funny word
"The Game Disc could not be read"
*when I was 6, I cried when I saw that message*
B14z3 yeah I would get mad to. Every time I put a new disc I would call for my dad to help me ahhh the good old times
@@dhandler335 fr it was ahh memories
Rip Wii sports, never got to play, why did we leave it out of the case
I'd get scared
@@thunderbolt_blitz i have like 5 discs of that
Poofesure sounded so happy when he played the bird game, it was truly wholesome too watch
Uranium Soda gotta love the rawk hawk pfb:3
Uranium Soda I am quite a paper Mario ttyd Fan myself :)
Lolsu :D Jr. ayyyyyyy
:000 it the rawking hawk
It's wonderful! ❤️
Poof brings back child hood memories, except I don’t remember ever raging
Really? I always raged when my Wii remote glitched out. It was super annoying!
@Juan Cortez Muro stop promoting your shit in TH-cam comments >:(
Nah raging only happens when you have siblings
I raged so hard at the obstacle course mini game on wii fit plus ragghhh
As much as I love when Poof rages, those few moments of him actually genuinely enjoying the game is equally entertaining to me
6:25 That was scary close to Goofy's scream!
oh my gosh i hear it now lmao
Screaming at girls who are screaming at Jane
Me on drugs when I was screaming in the fall when my parents were going out to dinner
Also the game mode at that time stamp looks like the ancestor of fall guys
Pooefsure: **gets mad in first seconds**
Me: **turns down volume nervously**
Blame Amazon
Oh thank you Amazon
Oof amazon
Roblox pfp
GamerBrine if you don’t like somebody’s joke, then why interfere in the goddamn first place
“I feel like a bird”
-poof 2019
Me reading this as he says it:
:O
Im godbird lmao
thousandth like
Nobody:
TH-cam Recommendation: *Wanna See A Thumbnail Of Beef Boss As A Chicken?*
“Does someone wanna come over and be my pet”?
-Poofesure 2019
I wanna be his pet~
Kinky
I do
*meow meow nickUH*
Sure, im up.
🙋♂️
I need a facecam of Poofesure flapping his arms like a bird.
Poof: does someone want to come over and be my pet
FBI: *breaks down door*
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. *FBI proceeds to breach Poof's house and smash everything*
Everyone in the FBI: yes please.
They won’t smash TOAD WII REMOTION WITH WII MOTION PLUS INSIDE
*“Ah-ba-cus”*
-Poofesure 2019
Abbachio
@@lyrical_deer jojo
A-bah-cus
I clicked on replies not knowing what people would reply, and I read the first reply and started quivering in fear
I Exist Rest In Peace to a king😭
When the title said “unfit” I felt that
*skylar's dreams* Welcome to my world.
My face when
ok aries 💅🏻
Can’t relate
OwO
Wii: Isn’t pissing off Poof
Also Wii: You’re going to the instructions Buckaroo
Wrong meme, and not even done correctly
Nigu II what do you mean wrong meme?
"Looks like you're going to the instructions, Jimbo"
It’s so unexpected but nice to watch Poof enjoy a game and not rage.
Edit: I spoke too soon
balance board imbalances
Didn't know you liked Poof videos
1:29 "awwhhh i had two rounds left....... U H B A H K I S S"
wii “council”. “uh bah cuss”
i’m about to pISS MYSELF LAUGHING at your pronounciations
*Intense screaming*
My mom thinks that Americans are bad at reading. Her words, not mine.
poof: *_cant lose weight_*
poof: *_switches from wii fit to wii fit plus_*
yeah this is big brain time
me: balance board has a huge and also audible crack in it so i can't even use it
me: switches from wii fit u to taking actual walks
yeah this is big brain time
also unrelated but now that lm3 is out i hATE knowing what happens next in your profile pic and it makes me sad
Poofesure: is having fun being a chicken man
Poofesure at the end of the video: I need to go and order chicken wings
wait he said "inner marching band experience"
*WHAT DID HE PLAY*
He played the toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside.
he played trombone i think lmaooo
He said trombone in the video where you’re a dolphin cheating on a test :)
Triangle
he just played on his phone and someone turned of the wifi so he could scream to the beat
6:22 he sounds so determined to get to dudy dude lmao
10:19-10:38 at 0.25x speed lmfao hilarious. "I'm just stepping my ffffeeeeeeeeeetttttt"
Joshua Collins Lmaooo Im dead! I tried it.
Its just sad i feel hes trying to actually step to the beat but u gotta match it with the feet on the mii😂
Try 2x speed. It's just as funny
Our paths cross again....
Goose Machina indeed they have lmao
Who’s just to see poof rage within the first 10 seconds
Mood
OmegaMYee IKR
Who isn't here for that?
I’m here to mess with him
Nice English
Poof is now unironically getting fit, and i am scared for when wii party board master is played
Three years later and he still plays Wii Sports sitting down
3:55 When Proofesure said “I just want to be a chicken” I felt that
*burns any amount of calories*
Poofesure: _“god d@mn, i need to go get an order of chicken wings”_
Poof: Wow, can’t wait to get into shap-
Wii: *The Game Disc could not be read.*
@Elias Lopez Dalla Nora yes, give Wii fit some Wii fit
@Elias Lopez Dalla Nora yes
Lol
10 seconds in and you're already yelling
this is why you're my favorite youtuber
I was so happy seeing him get so excited about the flying game, such wholesome
1:38 Been replaying this for 5 minutes now, that scream was funny as shit XDXDXD
Its literally vocal sounds, how can someone scream THIS loud?
Poofesure: I feel like a bird
Nelly: I’m like a bird
Skillet: I feel like a *monster*
Me: I feel like I don’t know
2:04 - definitely it feels how the weight shifts when you do that. crazy stuff
Me: It’s nice to see that poof is having a great time marching
Also me: sees 9:46 and retracts my statement
0:04 OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! THANK YOU AMAZON FOR GIVING ME A [fart] DISC THANKS AMAZON!!!!!
CERTIFIED REFURBISHED FROM AMAZON!
Poofesure: Enjoying a game
Advanced Version: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career
Game: *makes poof happy*
Everyone: *insert suprised pikachu*
every game that exists:
poofesure: imma end that man's career
Danielthomasfan765memez The I did in Mario kart wii, wii party and, wii sports resorts
Last time I was this early, Poof hadn't broken a single toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside
He Broke A Wii Remote From Asami And Made Her A Tomodachi Character Next Vid I Know
Wii: “the game disc could not be read. Refer to the Wii operations manual for details.”
Poof: that wasn’t very cash money of you
3:37 Funny how the game that has caused me the most rage I have ever felt in a video game before is a game Poofesure genuinely and thoroughly enjoys.
it's nice to see Poofesure having fun and not being angry every 9 seconds
I love how you upload every time I am bored on youtube. Keep the daily uploads, it’s keeping me sane.
3:00 I love the wholesomeness of this but it's also funny that he doesn't know how the board works
0:37 "put it in a Wii Council"
Therapist: Chicken Beef Boss isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Chicken Beef Boss: 4:49
1:10 OMG! I LAUGHED FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
Is it just me, or was Poof more crankier than ever this video
*plays advanced
Poof: “YOUR MAKING THIS HARD FOR ME”
"Does someone wanna come over and be my pet?"
-Poofesure 2019
Imagine hearing your neighbor yelling, “I don’t give a shit! I want to be a chicken! I want to fly!”
That was so wholesome to see Poof get excited about flying like he dreamed as a child. Definitely wasn't expecting that.
when poofesure said "abaaa cus" i felt that
😂😂😂
xD
0:03 - 0:47
"Error with disk"
Poof-OOOOOOOOOOOO thank you Amazon (starts clapping) for giving me a pphphph disk thanks Amazon! Certified and refurbished from Amazon! Certified my &&&& ass can wipe with it! Certified-"Amazon guarantees the condition and timely delivery of the certified refurbished purchases." "Should the item not meet your expectations-" let me think...what were my expectations? I have-yeah-actually my expectations were to put the FUCKING DISC IN and get this menu! Do-do they not just put it-they could just put int in a Wii console and figure out it doesn't work!
"Puts it in again and it loads right"
Poof-Oh wait is it gonna work this time? Holy shit now it works, alright, whatever.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Poof: ABAAACUS
@Cade Wiley geez it's just an internet joke. why are you so pressed over it?
Yall, im the 69th like
Cade Wiley Doesn’t mean much coming from someone named Cade...
@Cade Wiley Hello! I understand your frustration. Yes, your theories were correct. I am DESPERATE for the validation of strangers on the internet. I was THIRSTY for those 75 TH-cam likes. So, in a moment of weakness...... I committed the worst sin known to man...... I used a popular meme format 😭 My heart goes out to all the families affected by my actions. My deepest, most sincere apologies to you sire.
yenarose it’s just an internet joke? It’s actually annoying and overused.
Seeing poof being so damn happy being a bird is really calming
“I just wanna fly!”
-Poofesure 2019
When it said the Game Disc could not be read at 0:11 I felt that
We've all felt that 😔
Honestly. The bits where poof is just having fun is so nice to watch. He's should upload non rage based gameplay more often
"Anyone wanna be my pet?"
Fans that are into pet play: *show time*
this video was so pure, poof was able to live out his childhood fantasies, i’m so proud of him
Poof being happy is so precious and rare.
Poofesure: starts the game and sees the title screen of the game
Also Poofesure: rages immediately when it crashes
“Looks at she just ate some Taco Bell”
*Looks down at what I’m eating...Taco Bell*
What are the odds
“i just wanna be a chicken” - poof
“why god make me a human, why can’t i be a carpet.” - me
controlled by flapping your arms. In a clever use of the Balance Board's weight and balance measurement capabilities, the game registers the vibrations your arm movements make on the board and translates it to speed of on-screen wing flapping (by a character in what looks like a chicken suit.) that is pretty cool
The flapping works by the balance board sensing your weight slightly increase and decrease as your arms go up and down. When you move your arms up it pushes the rest of your body downward, when your arms move down it pushes your body upwards.
10:44 *Poof hittin that high note tho* 😩👌😤
kidnapper: “any last words before you get crushed and die?”
me: 6:05 *sees ball and walks into it*
1:37 at least beef boss doesn’t fart when doing this
Alternative Title: Poofesure experiences true unbridled joy for the first time in his life.
*Application for Poof’s pet*
- trained
- will not ask for a new hat
- good teammate in games
- does not fart
- smarter than a 5th grader
5:50 that snowman is throwing his turds at you 👁👄👁
Nobody :
Not a single soul:
Poof: *Raging at a kids Wii game*
John Buckner it is rated E for everyone
This is the one Wii game my grandma played, so yeah, not really a kids game
you must be new
@@Bea-ni6vk nah
You just did a funny
Intro: wii plus +
Wii: The game Disc could not be read. Refer to the Wii Operations Manual for details
Proofsure: THANK YOU AMAZON
*amazon appears in chat*
Amazon: No problem 😃
This board is being absolutely ludicrous, it just starts doing math like he was hit with the:
Would you like to learn more?
A. Yes B. Yes
I miss the wii.
Chillin on the weekend, sending remotes through the tv. Truly blissful
10 seconds
Poof: AHHH, THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME A SH****** DIIIIIISK AMAZAAAAN
Yep it be like that
@Juan Cortez Muro stop self promoting
Did you mean: Amazook
And My Dumbass Thinking Game Stop Is Bad
Why is no one taking about how he pronounced abacus when playing Perfect 10? I died 😂
10:59 i need to go get an order of chicken wings. *shows* *bird* *flying*
Lol
“I don’t give a SHIT! I WANT TO BE A CHICKEN!” 😂😂😂
Poof actually having fun genuinely brings me joy
8:06 marching band in a nutshell: you have to step in best AND play at the same time so good luck with that
poof flying is so cute and wholesome.
where's the rage i was promised? give me a refund.
edit: nvm, thanks
7:08 "Oh Yeah. I did good!"
The automatic freak out at the beginning of the video is what sold me on subscribing 😂
You know it’s a good vid when the rage starts at 0:25
No one:
Poof: Does anyone wanna come over and be my pet?
So nice to see Poof actually enjoying the game for once :)
Poof: ight imma go get some chicken wings.
Seemingly transitions to beef boss as a chicken
1:42 when you mom catches you playing your wii after bedtime
“I can’t move my feet and press these buttons at the same time”
*sad sousaphone noises*
Thats pretty much any marching instrument. Can't say I've had the displeasure of marching with a sousaphone though
Jimmy John Joe Jr.
It’s not as bad as it looks
5:32 imagine this in vr
1:57 that’s the whole point of the game
Poof: sets it to max difficulty
Also poof: why is it so HARD
When you flap your arms, your body slightly pushes to the ground. Stand up and try it if you don’t believe me. The more you flap your arms, the more the weight keeps pushing. This means that if you decide to cheat, you could keep hopping up and down without leaving the ground, and the game will think you are flapping.
Oooh
The bird game is awesome. I grinded that 4 stars on all of the difficulties. I know i'm 4 years late, but the chicken game knows when you are flapping by the changes in your weight distribution and center of gravity.