"Reload!" The C.O. shouted again, and we loaded the plasma coil for the millionth time. "Fire!" He repeated, and we watched once more the dance of thunder and lightning take over the skies, the rain of fire pour down upon the enemy, the forces harvested from the cosmos, from the endless stars of our domains, from the thousands races of The Empire descend upon them. Nothing could survive our mighty, nothing had, nothing will. Soon the hubris of the Terrans would be another lesson in the historical records, teaching future generations to bend to our will and surrender to our glory. On the other side of the frontline: -I'm bored. How much more should we let those idiots bomb our holograms? -Not much, they should be out of ammo soon.
all these sci fi story is good to past time but im not even sure human can survive this century. it seem like leader of several country forget what war bring.
Oh my God the payoff on the 1st rule of war joke is priceless. Real military wisdom.
Lmao, by the end, I had forgotten about the title. Brilliant punchline!
That was the plan. I hope you had as much fun listening as I did writing.
@@NoobvsAeternvm I very much did!
The only two rules of war that matter are "Open Fire!" and "Reload!"
Nope. It's keep your head down and don't stop moving.
"Reload!" The C.O. shouted again, and we loaded the plasma coil for the millionth time. "Fire!" He repeated, and we watched once more the dance of thunder and lightning take over the skies, the rain of fire pour down upon the enemy, the forces harvested from the cosmos, from the endless stars of our domains, from the thousands races of The Empire descend upon them.
Nothing could survive our mighty, nothing had, nothing will. Soon the hubris of the Terrans would be another lesson in the historical records, teaching future generations to bend to our will and surrender to our glory.
On the other side of the frontline:
-I'm bored. How much more should we let those idiots bomb our holograms?
-Not much, they should be out of ammo soon.
I still like
Don't die that's the enemies job 😂
Those are not rules. They are commands, which need be given at the right time, to preserve ammo and shoot most effectively.
They forgot to mention always having a towel.
Train hard, fight easy. Basic military teaching.
Build Strong, Use Duct Tape - Generic RedNeck phrase #3
There's 27 first rules of war.
Can I get a rule 34?
Well come to the real military rule one is whatever rule makes you win
Yep, they're mounted on a wheel, and you just turn it to put whichever rule you need into the number one position.😁
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Rule One of War: Do whatever you can to confuse and baffle your enemies.
Nice zinger at the end, that was fun.
Win at any cost, especially if the enemy is paying that cost...
first rule has many sub rules.
Actually 2 pair. But as a previous generation said, "I've been to see the elephant." It's hot cold, dirty and stinks.
First rule of war…win.
Damn it Canada and Poland
its the Geneva check list......
I'm not sure the idea humans don't accept surrender.
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all these sci fi story is good to past time but im not even sure human can survive this century.
it seem like leader of several country forget what war bring.
Some of us will... and whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. We are nothing if not tenacious stubborn bastards.
Cute!
This was dumb