+So Whut? I like New Vegas (people whom say fallout 3 is better are nostalgia blind) and i think 4 is not as good people should be able to take opinions and not have to keep it to themselves.
The influence of Letterman still tends to be going around late night tv. This segment seems to be based off a segment he used to do on his show called Charts & Graphs.
Aaron Chandler If your lower jaw moves from side to side-and you grind and chew your food-then you are unequivocally herbivorous. The jaws of carnivores/omnivores only move up and down, vertically. They don't chew; they just rip and swallow. Humans sweat through their pores to cool down. We don't pant like dogs, cats or lions to cool ourselves down. There are no claws on the human hand either, although claws are a trademark of the carnivore/omnivore. When we drive down the highway and spot a dead animal on the side of the road, I'm quite sure people don't get excited, start to salivate, come to a screeching halt, jump out of their car, scare the crows away and start munching on the dead animal. Real carnivores/omnivores eat dead, rotting animals on the side of the road. We always cook meat before eating it, even though lions don't have gazelle barbeques in the jungles of Africa. To prove beyond a reasonable doubt that humans are herbivores, allow me to paraphrase author Harvey Diamond’s challenge: Place a two-year old child in a crib with a bunny rabbit and an apple. If the child eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, then I'll eat a steak sandwich that's been dipped in ice cream! Humans have no carnivorous/omnivorous instincts whatsoever when we're born, young and growing up. There isn't a speck of carnivorism nor an iota of omnivorism in us. People become inured to the taste of blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow secretions [milk], hen-ass droppings [eggs] and bee vomit [honey] after they're forced down our throats during childhood.
real talk that was one of the best conan skits I've seen since he started on TBS... solid jokes... solid writing... it sounded like a freaking party at his taping
+FRECKLEZ Also Boardwalk Empire for several seasons(and got a Golden Globe for it)..Also has directed a lot of good TV episodes and even acted in shows like Sopranos
Ron Pearlmen: 36% Residuals from sons of Anarchy 29% from other acting roles 35% from being super mutants in Fallout 4
+Atheist Toast Beautiful. ;'D
Wasteland Theme Park* Fallout 4 is not worthy of the title of fallout
Ericbaum Pretentious. Keep thinking your opinion is somehow fact if it makes you feel better. :3
+So Whut? I like New Vegas (people whom say fallout 3 is better are nostalgia blind) and i think 4 is not as good people should be able to take opinions and not have to keep it to themselves.
Ericbaum *fallout brotherhood of steel
The Adele one was fucking spot on, bravo Conan.
Bush only thinks 50% three times equals 100% because Al Gore confused him with all of his talk about Manbearpig.
"I'm super cereal guys"
Steven Tyler....scaring crows in a field...lmao!
The influence of Letterman still tends to be going around late night tv. This segment seems to be based off a segment he used to do on his show called Charts & Graphs.
I could’ve sworn I was the only one making that joke about Ron Perlman
Ron Perlman one was savage
i loved Ron Perlman's acting role on Blacklist as Luther Braxton... what a beasty character.
"Ape Cuts" LMAO
As soon as he said nick cannon I knew exactly that was gonna happen.
Conan Income breakdown, 10% from commercials on show, 45% remotes, 45% clueless gamer
+Top10Eagle Don't forget Jordan Schlansky.
How does Conan always know when I'm watching pirated dvds of creepy japanese porn? D:
hes got deadpool powers
big burn for Nick Canon xD
This was hilarious
"C#$k Socks"? That reminds me of Corruption of Champions by Fenoxo. Ah memories...
he said he go be a red wig on life support lmao
Does anyone else get the feeling that Conan's trying to rush through these as quickly as possible?
30% scaring crows in a field hahahahaha!!
lol, i was hoping it would end with a larry king is really old joke
The Nick Cannon one was the best :P (and true)
At every ending like this, i always say in my mind. it's not creepy, but yeah, it's pirated. lol
50%+50%+50%=100%
Bush Math
Imagine a world.........
With Bush maths.........
A worl that never existed.
+Jay Sun *world
8 dayssss guys!!!
só good!!
feel like someone is going to a fan corrections from this
Adele 💕💕💕😙😙😙💕💕💕
Sometimes i just wonder if Conan is circumcised..
lmao bush had 150% total
show is free lmao
Lol the percentage for George Bush's income sums up to 150%🙃🙃👌
How did Bush junior become president again? Muuuuuuuuuuurica?
Uh oh
lol nick hahaha
Conan O'Brien:
100% Loaded!, 99% Double Loaded. 100% The Ladies "Ginger"
woooohw
first!!!
1:23 Why isn't anyone talking about Bush's salary adding up to 150%?!
Because most people understand the joke...
+Stiglitz is George Bush your maths teacher?
+Stiglitz dude you got burned by your own comment
CONAN! There's a mistake! For Bush you put 50%, 50%, 50% instead of 33.3333etc % for each one or is he just that good?
Like this comment so Conan can see this!!! GO GO GOOOOO
+George Vivanco yeah I just got it... I feel stupid but thanks
go vegan and do the things you already know are right.
I've seen you in like the last three videos I watched. Do you just go around writing that comment?
Going vegan is literally going against your baser instincts, and humans need protein and meet is the best source
+Aaron Chandler meat*
Aaron Chandler
If your lower jaw moves from side to side-and you grind and chew your food-then you are unequivocally herbivorous. The jaws of carnivores/omnivores only move up and down, vertically. They don't chew; they just rip and swallow. Humans sweat through their pores to cool down. We don't pant like dogs, cats or lions to cool ourselves down. There are no claws on the human hand either, although claws are a trademark of the carnivore/omnivore. When we drive down the highway and spot a dead animal on the side of the road, I'm quite sure people don't get excited, start to salivate, come to a screeching halt, jump out of their car, scare the crows away and start munching on the dead animal. Real carnivores/omnivores eat dead, rotting animals on the side of the road. We always cook meat before eating it, even though lions don't have gazelle barbeques in the jungles of Africa.
To prove beyond a reasonable doubt that humans are herbivores, allow me to paraphrase author Harvey Diamond’s challenge: Place a two-year old child in a crib with a bunny rabbit and an apple. If the child eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, then I'll eat a steak sandwich that's been dipped in ice cream! Humans have no carnivorous/omnivorous instincts whatsoever when we're born, young and growing up. There isn't a speck of carnivorism nor an iota of omnivorism in us. People become inured to the taste of blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow secretions [milk], hen-ass droppings [eggs] and bee vomit [honey] after they're forced down our throats during childhood.
+Jack1234567890 what was the name of the novel you copy and pasted?
Nick Cannon; 100% Mariah Carey
you're welsome
+Hope you are.
Hope 1 year is old for you? Are you under 2 years old?
Not anymore, if I renember correctly!
That guy in the audience during the kid rock bit. LOL.
real talk that was one of the best conan skits I've seen since he started on TBS... solid jokes... solid writing... it sounded like a freaking party at his taping
Lol wtf Kylie isn't smart. She makes interest off her inheritance.
+Freak Nasty haha true. I'm just really against the opinion that her family shows any signs of intelligence.
+Jason Kid So is everyone else. That's the point of the joke.
4:02 i thought that was bill cosby's job
Not the kind of sleepy the company was looking for.
The Adele one was probably true
Nick cannon.. what a shame
anyone notice the conan intro "boOOOOMMMM" sounds like it was stolen by lil nas song "thats what i want" ?
wow Kylie Jenner is a smart investor... who would've thought you could get plastic surgery for your brain?
and yet another segment where we will make fun only from republicans... i think that comedy show should not be that biased :)
Steve Buscemi's should be 100% Adam Sandler
Fargo? Reservore dogs
Galaxi Emiko well 90% than
+FRECKLEZ x ;(
+FRECKLEZ x 40% Adam Sandler, 40% The Coen Brothers, 20% Michael Bay
+FRECKLEZ Also Boardwalk Empire for several seasons(and got a Golden Globe for it)..Also has directed a lot of good TV episodes and even acted in shows like Sopranos
Why is conan always making jokes about steven tyler?
Anyone else hear a laugh like James Cordon at 0:57
Wild N Out on break and Nick still getting Mariah jokes
The Steve Buscemi one is so great
His show on 3-29-16 sent me
1% funny 99% sexy conan
Where's Hillary Clinton's?
Salary: 50% from Bill, 50% from corrupt government
I like this audience :)
I love Ron Perlman
Haha
Wait... For George W Bush it said 50% 3 times instead of twice. WTF?!
You don't get it? He's an airhead. All that alcohol and weed messed up his brain in his college years.
+taoist40 even more so for Obama...
All of these comments that mention the Bush joke make me sad.
I guess Obama is off limits? I guess Hillary Clinton is untouchable? And you drag back a recycled George W. Bush joke? Kinda pathetic.
Memememememe!
That's you.
+Seized Cheese What?
Kylie Jenner - 100% Tyga
it's the other way around
Why are they hating on Adele
It's just a joke.
her song is getting overplayed, therefore becoming annoying
+Hector Montemayor Change the channel then.😬
Hector Montemayor well yeah because its a good song
***** how
Richter > Higgins
LMAO at that guy at 1:51 -1:57 "YEAH!....SOUP SOCKS!"
Conan I found a mistake in this vid for George bush you did 150%
that joke just flew over your head didn't it?
+Ayyo just like those planes
Do you even math?
Do you even sarcasm?