100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats everyday for 3 years the reason why he still has some hair left because he had air conditioning and forgot to eat a banana every day
You have James Bond and John Wick. You thought a no name dude would rock that party? Sorry...not even close to being a decent filmed film. John Wick is the most unrealistic action flick ever but you can bond with Keanu' plight. Bond had Connery which allowed us to connect a real human swagger to the main PC. This movie was a waste of money but happy you enjoyed it.
if you don't believe me, GENETIC CLONING PRODUCES SUPER DINO GENETIC CLONING PRODUCES SUPER HITMAN SUPER DINO KILLS ITS SIBLING BECAUSE IT WAS MEAN TO SUPER SUPER HITMAN KILLS SIBLING CLONE BECAUSE IT BULLIED SUPER SUPER DINO ESCAPES SUPER HITMAN ESCAPES SUPER DINO BEGINS FUCKING KILLING EVERYTHING SUPER HITMAN BEGINS KILLING EVERYTHING SUPER DINO ESCAPES INTO WILD TO RETREAT SUPER HITMAN ESCAPES INTO CHURCH TO RETIRE SUPER DINO IS FUCKING DISTURBED AND KILLS MORE PEOPLE SUPER HITMAN IS FUCKING DISTURBED AND KILLS MORE PEOPLE [AND DEFUSES A BOMB OR WHATEVER] SUPER DINO IS FACED WITH IMPOSSIBLE TASK, KILLING T-REX SUPER HITMAN IS FACED WITH IMPOSSIBLE TASK, KILLING HIS OLD MENTOR THEY FUCKING FAIL. THEY FUCKING FAIL. LITERALLY THE SAME BASIC PLOT
@@schnufi I want to deeply apologise for my message years ago when I said it was awful because actually this video has made my day and with your permission I’d love to share it on TH-cam Instagram and Snapchat if ok
My friend suggested this movie. My sister didnt like it. But i loved it and i suggested some friends again. They didnt like it. I said fuck you i dont give a shit you don't like movie you are nothing to me now. Y'all bullshit. Movies a MASTER PIECE. ❤️
John Wicks older brother
He is a clone
True
haha
No one crosses wick
@@nockradqkdak7992 r/wooosh
This is how I actually play hitman
ME TOO 😂😂😂
Hybridchicken04 Gaming same
Lmao ur score must suck I don't play like dat I'm Silent
Same
This is how I play hitman 2
The amount of non targets killed may be bad for his final rating
video games have taught me if it can be killed, its not a non-target
@@RvKsword your not wrong
not so sure he's going to get that silent assassin rating
@@benm-smith2820 it still counts as silent if no one is left
They were all targets
"An agent relies on discretion and should only kill his target to avoid collateral damage."
This video says, "FUCK THAT!"
Eh he is still cool af
Big Ounce
MrNinjafreak you did pretty well with only one mistake if this where an English class I would have given you a 99 out of 100
😂😂😂😂😂😂
47 vs John Wick is what I want
Yeah that would be sick
47
I'd like tohem to be teammates
@@TheReaperDeath the dou who can storm area 51 the one is silent and the other is brutal
John wick n 47 on area 51
If 47 is after you, you'd better have made peace with your enemies because you best believe you are already dead.
Wayfaring Stranger if Chuck Norris is after you, then you wouldn't have that chance
DerLoLLer Bruce lee, bitch.
th-cam.com/video/4LNJr3AJATs/w-d-xo.html
So as Avemaria Song came XD
Same goes for John Wick lmao
Just take away the Contractor no Contract lol
NON TARGET KILLED
ImARoadcone That would be permanently engraved on the players screen if it were the game
You shut up
😁😆😂🤣
Don’t worry it’s all part of Erwin’s fail safe plan
Minus points
Game: Stealth is optional in this mission.
Me: THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
same omg
So you're downloadable?
Who needs stealth when you can kill all your enemies within seconds and walk out dressed like them🤣
game do this in stealth mode me does it like i want to using bricks books lamps and my hands
He is definitely not getting the silent-assassin rating
neither the suit only
@Gaming kid I go loud all the time, cause all I think is "fuck it"
He gonna get the badass title
The Fedora..
The Jacket..
The grey.. smooth shiny face..
You know you're thinkin' of him
Tyrant Mr. X
That fucker gave it to me too many fuckin times 😂😂
Hitman has to have a costume of Mr X that would be so cool 😂
Im here
Smooth? That grey cinder block has more frack lines than an oil rich mountain.
Now Mr. X is only a memory
*If hitman had multiplayer.*
True 🤣🤣
😂
I want multtiplayer hitman
Ghost mode?
It does man,but its snipers, I have it
Imagine this iconic trio
Agent 47, John Wick and Ezio
@BOk Noy nah
@@zt.4756 ye
The best combo
@@offbrandsoda3768 yea bro
Yes
agent 47 is ccompletely bald with no growing hair.
Tristian Lefebvre
That's why he is always completing his missions with easy way. His mind is cool so he doesn't fail in even impossible like mission
you watch the movie?
He's baldi in his second job
100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats everyday for 3 years the reason why he still has some hair left because he had air conditioning and forgot to eat a banana every day
When he shaves, there's never a non target shaved.
Hitman
Like
John wick
Comment
Hmm...
*Why not both?*
Hitman shooting skill:%100 hit %0 miss
Not when I play.
But or miss guess he never missed huh
Evet
0% silent assasin points
Beside some flaws that got it some bad reviews I really enjoyed this movie.
Good action movie, bad Hitman movie. But Hitman doesn't really suit a movie, in my opinion.
it was fun they did some hitman things
You have James Bond and John Wick. You thought a no name dude would rock that party? Sorry...not even close to being a decent filmed film. John Wick is the most unrealistic action flick ever but you can bond with Keanu' plight. Bond had Connery which allowed us to connect a real human swagger to the main PC. This movie was a waste of money but happy you enjoyed it.
@@markperry2827 everything you just said was so incredibly stupid that i'm surprised you had enough brain cells to type it.
@@deathwish-gg8wz Agreed
Actually 47 is silent...but nice vid
captainNuuukeAvitation actually 47 is whatever the fuck he wants to be lol
@@babesofwrestling8463 pretty much yeah....
Those clips are from film
@@irregularlyunusual1531 unlike the ncr we won't go quietly the legion can count on that
Technically is silent assassin if everyone is dead ;)
Knock knock
France:who is that
Germany:*blitzkrieg*
France: the seconds napoleonic wars is confirmed
Germany: Oh neptune
Wow, that was really nice!
Thank you very much 😊❤
Kevin Huang good job
GUESS WHOS BACK
Don't you Mess with Johnny Sins.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
:)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Op baaaa
RIP DMX true one 💔
the original silent assassin
'Silent'
@@rabidmoonmonkey1090 silence is an opinion
Altair...
Wow, you know what's sad? This film actually has some really good action. It's just a shame that the story behind it sucks.
literally the same plot as Jurassic World but with less shitty dino CGI
if you don't believe me,
GENETIC CLONING PRODUCES SUPER DINO
GENETIC CLONING PRODUCES SUPER HITMAN
SUPER DINO KILLS ITS SIBLING BECAUSE IT WAS MEAN TO SUPER
SUPER HITMAN KILLS SIBLING CLONE BECAUSE IT BULLIED SUPER
SUPER DINO ESCAPES
SUPER HITMAN ESCAPES
SUPER DINO BEGINS FUCKING KILLING EVERYTHING
SUPER HITMAN BEGINS KILLING EVERYTHING
SUPER DINO ESCAPES INTO WILD TO RETREAT
SUPER HITMAN ESCAPES INTO CHURCH TO RETIRE
SUPER DINO IS FUCKING DISTURBED AND KILLS MORE PEOPLE
SUPER HITMAN IS FUCKING DISTURBED AND KILLS MORE PEOPLE [AND DEFUSES A BOMB OR WHATEVER]
SUPER DINO IS FACED WITH IMPOSSIBLE TASK, KILLING T-REX
SUPER HITMAN IS FACED WITH IMPOSSIBLE TASK, KILLING HIS OLD MENTOR
THEY FUCKING FAIL.
THEY FUCKING FAIL.
LITERALLY THE SAME BASIC PLOT
MegaVolcano1 ye
Elusive Meme man my opinion is Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom will be better
Indominus isn't dead
I do agree tbh, that girl whose name I don't even remember was really annoying
That's me in bloodmoney when I can't be patient
Every time someone is blowing up your cover
lol 47 likes
We can all agree this Hitman movie was one of the best video game movies ever
I have to say that again.
Agent 47 in game:
silent assassin with disguise.
Agent 47 in movies:
tat-tat-tat,boom-boom-boom.
Цыва
Ռոոռֆեո ու ըռետըռռձտըըըւըըըիտռ
E
This video better than official trailer of the film!
Good work!
Why didnt they use this for a fight or the trailer
@@foxtrot7694 Haha , real
Rest in peace dmx guy was truly legendary
Me: hitman
Enemys: homework
Best Hitman video ever
Thank you 🤗
@@schnufi I want to deeply apologise for my message years ago when I said it was awful because actually this video has made my day and with your permission I’d love to share it on TH-cam Instagram and Snapchat if ok
@@Lucifer_the_devil25 it's okay 😄🤗
Feel free to share. Thank you ❤️
@@schnufi I just deeply apologise for my last message saying it was awful when actually it’s stunning I’ve even subscribed to you 😂❤️
I love hintan, i want a new Movie
Type it right
And better than this 2007 one was good enough
same
" a master assassin never draws attention to them self" lmao
RIP DMX❤️❤️🙏🙏
I love this video 🤩
One of my favourite songs to this day🔥
Hitman best played going mass murderer psycho mode XD There can be no witnesses if they're all dead lol. Kill kill kill. Fuck.
Imagine this playing during the film. It would of been awesome
Too many N words
This actor was the better agent 47 of the movies. I wish we get more movies with him.
Rest in peace DMX
Do a Joseph kony version or I’ll turn u into a child solider
The gunshots synced with the music is pretty epic. Great job on the edit!
Thank you :)
Guess who's back
This movie is a giant commercial for Audi
cool !
Jason statham was iconic for hitman role don't know why he didn't play that role it would for this role...
Ali Haider for me this actor who plays agent 47 in this movie Is better in this movie than Jason (nohate ;)
Because statham is usually very talkative in movies while agent 47 is way more silent
Lollipop King only because he works alone
Same when you watched the sherlock Holmes film and thinks that Robert Downey Junior is a good joker
@@captainnuuukeavitation7620 nah I wouldn't think of him as a good joker
NICE,AWESOME,AMAZING THAT WAS SO GOOD NICE WORK
Thank you :)
@@schnufi gay
1000 subs with no Videos Target spotted
Elimination mod on
@@oteila6151 stupid , u are really stupid , go get a life ...
This movies are advertisements for Audi haha
I like that song thank you
This guy can kill someone with a fish not kidding you can do it in game
Badass good guy
True
This one is good😎
Howtobasic hitman edition
Agent 47 vs deathstroke
Based on moves and web series
This is absolutely amazing
Thank you :)
Guess who's back
If Wick is the boogyman then 47 is the grim reaper
my homie
Guess who's back
such a shame the film was shite. it could be SO much more after the first version they made
Did the man literally start the first chorus when 47s hands crossed with the girl making an X.
Nope, first verse.
hope he comeback another movie.
Remind me why people hate this movie
It actually looks decent 🤔
This movie is not hated
Imagine a movie with John Wick, Jason Bourne, the Equalizer, Agent 47, Rambo, James Bond, Tyler Rake and Brian Mills.
Dmx has tourettes.
This is a joke.
ΤΗΕ ΒΕST!!!!!!!!!!!
2018 waiting for
“Hitman movie trailer but every kill is a Non-target kill penalty”
Love it BRO!
"Fuck what you heard...this what you hearing."
"Don't give up you're too stong"
These words resonate with me.
Hitman напоминает наш Русский спецназ Альфа или Гру по мастерству (translater) если что спецназ это- служба специального назначения
Everyone gangsta until they get slapped in the face by a fish. Lol
Extremely relatable, I played hitman but only with fish as loadout
Amazing remix
Thank you 🤗
Rip DMX
1:13 oh i See you t-posing
What?
Lol
GOOD
Despite what people say, I really loved this movie
My friend suggested this movie. My sister didnt like it. But i loved it and i suggested some friends again. They didnt like it. I said fuck you i dont give a shit you don't like movie you are nothing to me now. Y'all bullshit. Movies a MASTER PIECE. ❤️
The best song in the world
we go hard
All it takes is John Wick with 47 and everyone is dead.
This is so good
Agent 47 vs John wick ?
Dam I guess hitman/agent 47 is a one cool and a savage
Ok for in seven
Hitman vs Deathstroke 🔥👏
Group (agent 47 Jason Bourne Jack Ryan Tyler rake James bond Johnny English equalizer Clint Barton John wick
Who would win in a fist fight agent 47 or John wick
Hmm clash of the gods
47
47 because quick time events are fair and balanced
they would both knock each other out
They j
Have to do a crossover maybe just 47 is trying to kill him trough the ica but they team up or somthing
More dangerous my attitude
Dub to the wild wild hunneds
Shout out to agents that done it!
Reality :
Innocent killed
Innocent killed
Guard killed
Headshot
Innocent killed
Zarąbiste
*Egg killer*
Man if Hitman and John join forces to take down the high Table “ The end of days”
Did you guys know
Agent 47 has been famous before Johnwick
1:11 NON TARGET KILLED
John wick is the best man he killed a man with a pencil
Agent 47: you haven't seen what I've done I've killed a man with a screwdriver and then a rock
Really thought that he should've been agent 45, for all of the .45ACP rounds he dispensed.
For all the pple saying Hitman 'is better' quote from the movie: "He (John) is the one you send to kill the boogieman"
good job !
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫.
I love this edit ...more hitman...or John Wick😃❤️
Bro doesn't need weapon because he is the weapon
This actor (Rupert Friend) is in new series Strange Angel, such a crazy guy haha
Xid
I remember playing FIFA Street and this song would come on all the time.