"I may be too cowardly to go over there and fight you people, but I am not too cowardly to kick your unarmed ass at a barbecue down the street from my house!"
"You don't understand! I've seen a guy get his head blown off in front of me, man!" "Oooooo, looks like Bill finally got some head over in Vietnam 😉" "Yeah, looks like he finally got blowed 🤟"
Uhhh yeah. Instead of getting PTSD, Bill was simply murdered in the jungle and his trauma and guilt ridden mother and father blindly accepted this stranger, who's Bill's murderer, as their son because they don't want to emotionally face the death of their actual son. This Vietnamese soldier, who likely _DOES_ have PTSD and likely won't seek help for it, will also likely go on to exploit and abuse Bill's parents as they age, and use Bill's inheritance to further his or his government's own interests. If the Feds ever start to wise up to him, he'll probably take a few hostages and end up in a stand off between him and Feds. The whole thing is likely to end in a shootout and some of the hostages, who could very well be Bill's own mother and father, will die in the process. Possibly at the hands of this soldier. So yeah. This is SOOO much better.
@@angryviking8808 Real Bill went undercover as fake Bill to convince real Bill's friends that real Bill is dead so nobody will suspect he stole fake Bill's real identity and is living in Vietnam with fake Bill's real family. It's almost too simple ☹️
@@slaquersnah he got it he was just saying sniping in a tree is a bad idea bc once your location is given away there's MGs firing into your tree and you're dead
This is why I tell my English students that learning English is important and will lead to many opportunities and open doors for them in this rapidly globalizing world.
I hope that you tell them that their end goal should be to be good enough at English that, if they were drafted into war and killed an American soldier and took his dogtag, that they would be good enough to steal his identity to travel to America.
Theres so much there. Like the episode where Fake Bill is having trouble talking to girls so they have to teach him how to be a ladies man. It works really well, but then Fake Bill feels unfulfilled by pretending to be something he isn't, which leads to a heart felt ending where he says all he really needs is his friends.
I feel pretty confident in saying the Whitest Kids You Know is the American Monty Python. Their premises are insane and often times the joke goes on way longer than you thought it would, because they didn't really know how to end it. I love them both all the more for it.
Just thinking of when Trevor talked about having a movie that followed this sketch where now they've known fake bill longer than real bill and they have some kind of adventure and the story has nothing to do with him being an imposter. Man I miss him.
That's not wholesome. It's a joke that he looks nothing like the real person, but they can't tell. What's wholesome is Koreans who used semi automatic rifles to defend their property in the LA riots are upheld as ideal Americans by the right wing. Roof Koreans are the best of America
When my son was in scouts years ago we had a Vietnamese kid in there too. Kids attended with a parent at that age. One day my son was pondering ethnicity and, in front of the kid and his dad, asked me "where is he (the kid) from?" While I knew he was asking about ethnicity, I answered based on reality ((unless he reformed the question). I said "from America". I had to repeat it a few times because the son wasn't comprehending. He was BORN in America and that made him an American. We're a country borne on ideals and beliefs and not of ethic heritage. I wanted my son to understand that. Now the kids father could have been a boat person but he beamed at my answer because someone was accepting him and his kid as being 'one of us'. I hope they treat Bill here as one of us too. Sure, he replaced the Bill he killed but you can't undo that. And, maybe if they do support new Bill they will see merit in assassinating LBJ. Not because he is the president but because he was a giant douche.
I love the trope of the immigrant who demonstrates their love for America by acting fanatical about random snippets of our pop culture. Simpson's did it with Apu and American Dad did it with Sergei.
It reminds me of the older Miami Vice episode where Martin uncovers the truth about a former NVA intelligence officer who relocates to Galveston Texas, becomes a police detective then assists the Miami Dade PD with a serial killer. Dr Hang S Nore played the cop.
Plot twist: Bills parents knew what was going on but were happy about it because they were huge Micky Mouse fans and they could finally connect with "Bill"
"I may be too cowardly to go over there and fight you people, but I am not too cowardly to kick your unarmed ass at a barbecue down the street from my house!"
best line ever
Brooooo shit had me weak haha
Haha did you see that part too?
I'd still be a bit nervous. I've never been in a fight.
U S A!
I was expecting some joke about everyone just being fine with his PTSD or something, but this was SOOO much better.
WKUK. Kings of modern comedy.
"You don't understand! I've seen a guy get his head blown off in front of me, man!"
"Oooooo, looks like Bill finally got some head over in Vietnam 😉"
"Yeah, looks like he finally got blowed 🤟"
? What
Uhhh yeah. Instead of getting PTSD, Bill was simply murdered in the jungle and his trauma and guilt ridden mother and father blindly accepted this stranger, who's Bill's murderer, as their son because they don't want to emotionally face the death of their actual son. This Vietnamese soldier, who likely _DOES_ have PTSD and likely won't seek help for it, will also likely go on to exploit and abuse Bill's parents as they age, and use Bill's inheritance to further his or his government's own interests.
If the Feds ever start to wise up to him, he'll probably take a few hostages and end up in a stand off between him and Feds. The whole thing is likely to end in a shootout and some of the hostages, who could very well be Bill's own mother and father, will die in the process. Possibly at the hands of this soldier.
So yeah. This is SOOO much better.
@@techmouse. it's a skit man
the "valiant" sniper got me good lmao
"Beaaaautiful country, fighting brave soldiers" 😂
Damn, I didn't even realize that lmao
For me it was, “See. He’s callin’ his boss.”
"Very good idea!"
It also got Real Bill
Meanwhile the real Bill is living in the jungles in Vietnam, with his new Vietnamese wife, everyone in the village thinks he's Phuc Tran.
Most underrated comment
They just said bill is dead
@@angryviking8808 thats what bill wanted them to think
@@duke2 we gotta save bill
@@angryviking8808 Real Bill went undercover as fake Bill to convince real Bill's friends that real Bill is dead so nobody will suspect he stole fake Bill's real identity and is living in Vietnam with fake Bill's real family. It's almost too simple ☹️
“I don’t remember Bill being such a big Mickey Mouse fan”
I gotta agree. Daffy Duck is pretty cool. I dont like Looney Tunes but that guy is cool. Ever played that SNES Daffy Duck game, insanely hard but fun
Ah, the 'rich people' bait and switch
YES! I WATCHED THE FUCKING VIDEO!!!!
I love that I'm STILL finding new skits I haven't seen after all these years
Same
Same wtf
Same I thought I'd seen them all
Same, or just not seeing them for so long that I forgpt
i didn't find it im lazy it was recommended
"Bill get shot by valiant sniper hiding in tree; very good idea"
Actually a bad idea, because you get one shot off before the light you up and you have no cover.
@@bobjohnson1633 this went over your head, the valiant sniper Bill is talking about is himself, thus for him it was a great idea
@@slaquersnah he got it he was just saying sniping in a tree is a bad idea bc once your location is given away there's MGs firing into your tree and you're dead
@@bobjohnson1633 Clearly worked fine in this case
@@illiaminati2906 only if your by yourself, not part of an ambush and you just killed the Radioman so they cant call for air support.
This is why I tell my English students that learning English is important and will lead to many opportunities and open doors for them in this rapidly globalizing world.
I hope that you tell them that their end goal should be to be good enough at English that, if they were drafted into war and killed an American soldier and took his dogtag, that they would be good enough to steal his identity to travel to America.
oh my god. xD
Make watching this video a homework exercize for the first day of a course.
Might wanna start with Chinese then
Oh man…. That’s just wrong for all the right reasons! 😂
I like how he has a radio that DIRECTLY communicates with Ho Chi Minh lmao
and he just picks right up, like "Oh hey Fake Bill."
And does so in broken English
Near the end it started to sound like a great miniseries about them getting along with Fake Bill he adjusts to American life.
Right? Someone needs to make it lol
Theres so much there. Like the episode where Fake Bill is having trouble talking to girls so they have to teach him how to be a ladies man. It works really well, but then Fake Bill feels unfulfilled by pretending to be something he isn't, which leads to a heart felt ending where he says all he really needs is his friends.
Basically Fez
R.I.P Trevor Moore. Your genius was ahead of its time like all young greats
Damn I keep forgetting and then remembering and then being bummed out
Sam , Zach , Darren and Timmy all produced
Not really lol
You don't know what "ahead of its time" means.
@@Zodroo_Tint seriously. People just lazily regurgitate these empty phrases on any video.
you think i kill bill then steal his dogtags to come to this countree
I hadn't thought about it, but now you've convinced me.
"Good to be back in U.S. America!!" Hahahaha LMAO
I still think this might be the funniest sketch I've ever seen. It's perfect. I'm so glad he killed real Bill.
Y-no, dude, that’s too much.
hahaha XD
So is he.
It’s really stupid and racist.
@@brianfergus839 It’s funny as hell and your mother smells like old cheese
I feel pretty confident in saying the Whitest Kids You Know is the American Monty Python. Their premises are insane and often times the joke goes on way longer than you thought it would, because they didn't really know how to end it.
I love them both all the more for it.
I agree, but know that people have been saying that for many, MANY years
I’ve had this exact same thought for a decade. They are all genius.
They're Canadian...
@@KairuHakubi just like ever great American thing is. So what's your point?
@@ZeldaboyOG kek
RIP Trevor Moore
R.i.p. local sexpot
@@rufusblue8044 beat me to it
@@popcorn8743 it's ok you can write it too. I'm sure it's what he would want
@@rufusblue8044 I kinda want someone to actually queefster sam's car irl I think he'd want that
Just thinking of when Trevor talked about having a movie that followed this sketch where now they've known fake bill longer than real bill and they have some kind of adventure and the story has nothing to do with him being an imposter. Man I miss him.
That would've been great
I love the fact that this sketch implies there are no photos of Bill and even his own parents didn't recognize the obvious imposter
They’re in denial about Bill’s death. just glad to have a son again
war changes people
I love how when he calls his leader on the walkie talkie he identifies himself as "Fake Bill" 😂
“I’m so glad I killed Real Bill!”
Come on, Fake Bill, too soon.
this would make a good show tbh
They made some movies based on this sketch called Kill Bill
@@MrDogfish83 ya is it the one from that Indi director Quintin something?
Real Bill Season 1 - Ken Jeong, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt and Darren
This is a show....
No, this is a youtube video of a show.
That Bill went on and created a fast food empire.
Nice avatar, I had that caution sign on a t-shirt 10yrs ago, it's all coming true!
Plot twist: Bill was actually just their Vietnamese neighbor who joined the ARVN and came back with a bunch of PTSD
You can tell he's not Bill because nobody said "awesome" in 1968.
You are correct.
This was just absolute garbage and I can’t believe ms America thinks it’s funny 🤦♂️
But Koreans that learned their English from Americans did say it?
@@bobjohnson1633
Obviously.
What did you say instead?
@@HighArchingCrests “cool”, “groovy”, “far out”, “outta sight”, “righteous” were some of the superlatives.
This bit made my father laugh so hard he cried, that man never laughed or cried about anything.
That radio conversation was authentic as fuck, I felt I was watching a real spy
He's not the Bill we wanted. But he's the Bill we deserve.
"I no kill Lynda Jhonson, you are good friends". I love that line so much. Strong friendship is enough to not make him complete his mission.
Just watched this masterpiece for the first time in 2023, Trevor never dies!
There's something so wholesome about new Bill and loving America, besides the LBJ assassination idea.
It would have been good revenge for what LBJ did to JFK but...IDK...
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon did he show him his Lyndon B Johnson?
@@ThatPianoNoob he showed everybody his Johnson
@@johnnycovenant2286 oh.. my...
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon you mean what LBJ did to this country
You know Bill, there's a club that meets under the Brooklyn Bridge on Friday nights you might want to go to.
the guy who played bill killed it, did he ever go on to do anything significant besides this? I'd watch him in stuff
It's Arthur Tang, but near as I can tell this is the only thing he's really done
Yeah he killed the part
I agree. He got so many things perfect. From the sneers to his voice breaking at the right times... everything.
@@FumblsTheSniper He killed the part and Bill too.
@@timlandes1965 GOD DAMN
You see? He's callin his boss.
this made me lol
I like how he has his shirt being halfway tucked, to be Bill
This like a twisted Mad Men plot.
They’re turning this skit into a show on HBO finally, never thought they had it in them
It's wholesome how they don't even care about his race they just notice his personality is different
That's not wholesome. It's a joke that he looks nothing like the real person, but they can't tell.
What's wholesome is Koreans who used semi automatic rifles to defend their property in the LA riots are upheld as ideal Americans by the right wing. Roof Koreans are the best of America
That's "wholesome" ? You are so brainwashed.
@Regal Survivor nah bro I'm real
I believe that is the joke
That's not what the word "wholesome" means.
Great American bbq huuuh rock and roll lol
Now keeping new recordings and old gold in high regard.
same here
lol
He just calls Ho Chi Minh on a walkie talkie and speaks with him in broken English, "This not real Bill."
So damn funny.
It's funny because Ho Chi Minh in real life actually could speak in English
It's funny because he's using a walkie talkie that is from the future.
"No dude.. that's too much" was genuinely the perfect punchline to break the tension
love the 70s attire
It's 1968 but .... 😒
What is up with Darren's shirt? I understand it is 1968 but still.
Nah that's probably his shirt.
Canon to the tiiime
Darren makes the hottest girl gang gang
When my son was in scouts years ago we had a Vietnamese kid in there too. Kids attended with a parent at that age. One day my son was pondering ethnicity and, in front of the kid and his dad, asked me "where is he (the kid) from?"
While I knew he was asking about ethnicity, I answered based on reality ((unless he reformed the question).
I said "from America". I had to repeat it a few times because the son wasn't comprehending.
He was BORN in America and that made him an American. We're a country borne on ideals and beliefs and not of ethic heritage. I wanted my son to understand that.
Now the kids father could have been a boat person but he beamed at my answer because someone was accepting him and his kid as being 'one of us'.
I hope they treat Bill here as one of us too.
Sure, he replaced the Bill he killed but you can't undo that.
And, maybe if they do support new Bill they will see merit in assassinating LBJ. Not because he is the president but because he was a giant douche.
I love the trope of the immigrant who demonstrates their love for America by acting fanatical about random snippets of our pop culture. Simpson's did it with Apu and American Dad did it with Sergei.
I don't remember this episode of That 70's Show. Why is Fes trying to kill Lyndon Johnson?
Lol
Welcome home, Bill. Thank you for your service.
I miss Trevor so much rest in peace
WKUK never disappoint.
These are weird to watch knowing Trevor is dead now
same, very strange. He was my favorite one of them, I think.
This has the makings of a great sit com
I feel like this would have made a decent sitcom
Like that 70’s show with tons of dark humor
It reminds me of the older Miami Vice episode where Martin uncovers the truth about a former NVA intelligence officer who relocates to Galveston Texas, becomes a police detective then assists the Miami Dade PD with a serial killer. Dr Hang S Nore played the cop.
You keep on hating somebody enough time and end up becoming who you hate, even if he is a Bill.
Darrens not a chick in this one
No, just wearing a rainbow.
yet I'm still turned on. Hmmmmm
I loved this show and watched it religiously, even looked up clips on here from time to time. I’ve never seen this one.
I never understood this as a kid but holy fucking shit.
Plot twist: Bills parents knew what was going on but were happy about it because they were huge Micky Mouse fans and they could finally connect with "Bill"
How the fuck have I not seen this one!? It's so good!
Ditto
Oh my God. I mean this is AMAZING. Whoever wrote this deserves a medal.
Trevor Moore, was a comedy genius.
One of my other favorites is "Sniper Business"
@@itwasaliensHe was gonna make an animated movie about a DnD game before he died
I kinda want an entire show dedicated to this plot
Ooooh okay, yeah I didn't really get Kill Bill when I watched, but this explains the story really well. Thanks dudes
RIP Trever we miss you dude ❤
Fist step to becoming an elementary school principal. Critics say WKYK was down hill after this, though.
|-O-|
No such thing
1:37 lmao the implication that real Bill was “so sorry” and he cried and cried all day
When my grandfather came home from Vietnam all they did was call him names and throw rocks at him.
"Beautiful country, fighting brave soldiers" hahahahaha
Now only if it was Bill from Left for Dead.
Nope. It was Bill from Accounting.
"Handwritten signs that said 'Daffy Duck rocks, and Mickey Mouse SUCKS!'"
"Yeah, you got something to TELL THEM?"
And the movie is called "Bill's Back from Vietnam". Written and Directed by Zach Greggor.
I miss the good old days of waiting for new episodes on tv of this 😭
This show didn't get enough love
This is how Elon musk talks
He even does the thing at 0:55 lol
One of my fav skits from wkuk. RIP trevor
"Bill got shot by valient sniper, have amnesia"
The meta joke here is that Bill was an Asian who was adopted and they just cant tell the difference between Asian people
RIP TREVOR we love how much you make us laugh
I KEEL REEL BILL!!!
RIP Trevor Moore!!
I don't know how they figured it out. I was completely fooled.
RIP Trevor Moore. The world is a sadder less funny place without you
3:06 back to the dogs
0:36 budget didn’t have 5$ for real hot dog buns
Ah this must be that “kill bill” I’ve heard about
"I no kill Lynden Johnson" haha
R.I.P. Trevor, "He came as he went."
I've been watching this show when new episodes were still coming out and I have NEVER seen this. Damn this was good :)
That ain't what we were wearing in 1968, lol!
This is hilarious we need more of these kind of sketches regarding other accents
"Hello. Ho Chi Min?"
He has a direct line to the leader of North Vietnam? 😂
Still looking forward to Mars!! RIP Trevor
“Hello? Ho Cho Min??” 🤣
now that's a good skit
Plot twist: real Bill was an adopted asian orphan
I know no one would make this movie now but I sure would love to see it.
If they did, every character would be a black woman
You are a good friends too "Bill"!
"Back to the dogs"... that maybe could explain how they didn't notice he is not their son.
Needs work but the spark is there
miss u trevor 🤗
Man this just restarted my wkuk addiction😊
RIP Trevor.