If Zach Snyder doesn't care how the ships function, then why show us anything at all? By showing a boiler room and some kind of god-thing, he actually creates questions that the audience would not have asked. It's a spaceship, it flies in space, you literally could just say nothing about the technical details and everyone would have accepted that premise. But no, instead because I guess boiler rooms are cool or something, we now have ships that demand further explanation. This is like some kind of anti-writing or something, it's uncanny.
He thinks it is "Steam Punk" for sure. But then he really misunderstand that whole genre. Because that is like the only thing in both Rebel Moons that is.... kinda? like Steam Punk. The villagers are live in viking village the royals looks like they belong in a fairy tale. Blasters from Space Opera timeline, etc. etc. A lot of visuals are WH40K inspired, but you will have to look at Ork technology there to find coal fueled boilers.
And if they captured the god thing to open portals to instant travel through space. Why didnt the just open a portal to go back to the motherland to resupply? And if they can capture a god to power their ship, couldnt they have invented synthesisers to make food like in trek?
honestly it's worse than that when you really think about it. Like, dumber than the JJ Abrams 'mystery box' theory bad. Because bad as JJ is, he at least knows he's doing it. The more you show the more you encourage your audience to ask questions, at least the ones who aren't the 14 year old edgelords who will defend this (you know they're coming). So Zack Snyder isn't just being lazy, he's unknowingly opening himself up to be asked questions he's not only completely unprepared to answered, but doesn't even seem aware he asked in the first place. He may insist he doesn't care, but that doesn't actually matter, because by showing us these things he's already started that conversation he's not even aware he's part of So when he gives his next dumb interview insisting the problem is with the people who think to hard.... no, Zack, the problem is you turned your brain off THEN wrote this movie
That's Hollywood nepotism for you. If it wasn't for Zack's wife Deborah taking advantage of her connections in Hollywood he would be unemployed and the whole movie industry would be better off.
Snyder is a combination of the worst aspects of a dudeBro and an edgelord with the writing ability of a third grader and unearned Messiah complex of a cult leader.
Zack Snyder fancies himself the Scifi Jesus when he's the Scifi Anti-Christ. Made all the more pathetic when we saw the work of the real promised one this year in Dune Part 2.
"Like if Jim Carrey did Ace Ventura 3 and just talked out of his ass for two hours" Still sounds far more entertaining than the entirety of MCU Phase 4.
It’s at this point that as people who want good movies and good storytelling that we should create our own screenplays. Learn from the best in the industry both past and present.
That royal family assassination scene is bad in literally every aspect. Boss man orders her to kill the girl, she does it, he swore he'd protect her, then he just betrays her literally instantly, doesn't even get her unarmed first. It's pointless and actively ruined his plans! He planned to kill them and had a LOT of support! He betrayed her because he's evil, and Snyder thinks this is how evil rulers act. I think he read somewhere audiences want more straight up villains and misunderstood what that meant. So these guys just take the shittiest option cause ooooh they bad! It's literally an evil DnD campaign full of players that don't know what evil people actually DO. They just walk into a city and immediately burn down an orphanage because it'd be super funny before trying to rape 20 barmaids before the DM gets up and leaves.
You forgot to mention the part where the hero could also have gunned down all the real assassins with impunity right then and there and simply blamed them for the assassination instead... which they're guilty of, and she'd have their bloody knives at the crime scene to prove it.... because before she somehow escapes she's the only one in the room with a gun.... The movie happens because the heroine is shown to be a blithering idiot who lets evil people get away with their evil deeds....
It's worse. Kora is a battle hardened hero, she earn the great honor of protecting the royal family daughter, and family in extension. And she does nothing when she saw the senator taking their knifes in slow motion. Maybe the violin orchestra paralyzed her 😂 The movie is a bunch of nonsense scenes in slow motion lensflare 😅
@@douglasfrior6428I think? Zack probably stole a plot from somewhere, he’s pieced together every Sci-Fi trope and popular things from other movies to have stolen a plot somewhere
"I didn't want to kill a little girl!" "Yeah, that would be a pretty awful thing to do." "No, I just don't want to suffer consequences if I do it." "Oh.....so you're just an asshole then."
@@paulgibbon5991 I couldn't find the song unfortunately but I'm not going to lie, if Zack Snyder deus ex machinia this man back to life and has him sing it, then rebel moon will truly went from trash tier to literal peak fiction.
I'd say the Rampage trilogy was his best, and I actually mean it. To me, at least, it's really good, even though over the top in some ways. It does feel like you're actually witnessing something.
Nah, let 'em continue to make this garbage. Just don't watch it. Let the studios fail, let it all fall down. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
I don't think they care if the movie success or not... Three are already tons of woke shit movie that flop and they still make it. The "people" behind this movement is biiig
@@bbudimanalqodri they made actually lot of money.... advertising to sell people time to watch and make views count lot more than makeing a nice film... nowdays that pay alot more :/
@@Grimsly3736 Mando Season 1 was quite good, Season 2 was not as good but still enjoyable and would have been a nice end to Mando and Grogu's story. Season 3 was a fustercluck. Haven't watched Andor and I may give it a go, although I more than likely won't, but SW has more or less been ruined for me at this stage and I don't think it will even be worth the effort getting invested in future projects. Ahsoka was bad and boring, just a pointless story that relied on other historical characters from a show very few likely watched, and done nothing with them. Obi-Wan was beyond bad, and the fact they got Joel Edgerton, Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen and still couldn't do anything with them is a joke. The show was also pointlessly adding events in the timeline between the end of ROTS and the beginning of ANH, rather than creating something new, or just giving us a show about Vader's rise to fame through his Jedi hunting, instead of a show about Reva screaming at people, pretending it's about Ob-Wan, forcing Leia into the mix and showing how everyone's IQ dropped like an atomic missile. The Acolyte doesn't look like it's going to be any better and will probably get torn to shreds, SW fans will be called toxic again before and after the release, and Disney will carry on with its strange fascination with losing money and attacking its audience to appease people that don't consume the product. Sorry for the rant, I got started and just couldn't help myself 😅.
Zack Snyder finally made me realize something: Whereas other big-budget directors like Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich are only capable of producing mindless, bombastic schlock, at least they are self-aware about it. Emmerich once famously said "I'm a director, not a scientist" regarding all the rampant inaccuracies in his movies...and for all his faults, Michael Bay is at least proven to be a highly efficient director, at least in terms of production costs...and with movies like The Rock and Armageddon, he proves he CAN make good movies if given the chance. They are deserving of all the mockery they get but at least they don't pretend to be more than what they are. By contrast, Zack Snyder wants to tell deep, epic and thoughtful stories but he has neither the writing ability -- both his own and his long-time collaborator David S. Goyer -- nor even the most fundamental grasp of subtlety, nuance and characterization required to make his stories engaging. He wants to be the next Christopher Nolan so badly that you honestly have to feel sorry watching him stumble over every single hurdle he throws himself in the way...or at least you would feel sorry for him if his movies weren't so painfully sucky, pretentious and misconceived.
Consider this: Admiral Lloyd Christmas has his entire body reconstituted, with some enhancements.....but also with the same awful teeth and embarrassing haircut.
Everyone: Sucker Punch, Army of the Dead and Rebel Moon Part 1 are the worst Zack Snyder movies. Zack Snyder: You underestimate my shittiness! (Makes Rebel Moon part 2)
It’s funny because I remembered kind of enjoying Sucker Punch when I first saw it. Then I tried to rewatch it a couple weeks ago and I couldn’t get past the ridiculous, cartoonishly evil abusive dad character in the prologue and had to turn it off. No idea WTF I was thinking when I watched it years ago 😂.
@@Hepheat75 Nah, it sucked badly. It failed to deliver an entertaining zombie action movie instead giving us the shitty drama, and it extremely failed at cinematography, with blurry scenes and dead pixels…
Considering how much time he spent on the damned harvest, you'd think he'd get _that_ right, at least... but nope. The man couldn't even film harvesting in the proper order- let alone craft the nuances & complexities necessary for a modern space epic, such as he's supposedly imagining. I found myself screaming, "That is *not* the order of how you harvest a crop!" You reap first, bind the sheaves into bundles- not those piddly little handfuls (or just do it for a handful, & fork the rest into a sideless 'vehicle'- what the?!), stook - stand the bundles up to dry in the field [which they don't do]. Cart the grain, glean the leftovers, & _then_ thresh & winnow near the grain store, so you don't have to move it as far. "You don't thresh or winnow in the middle of the f^cking field *_while_* the harvest is still going! What the f^ck?!" Oh, & harvested grain was usually left as grain until needed for use, because *it lasted **_longer_* in that form -- hope you lot like the taste of weevils & rancid flour... And it's just such a stupid premise in the first movie; an imperial commander getting pissy about some inconsequential village wanting to do *the normal thing* & keep some of their harvest back for next season's planting- & him stupidly wanting to wipe them out because of that?! It's one lousy village - take what they're able to offer, & then go to the next village on the sh^tty _farm _*_planet_* /moon- whatever, & if you don't get your desired total allotment from the one- go to the next 'farming planet' in your vicinity, & just keep tallying it up 'til you hit your necessary total -- it can't possibly be the _only_ place to get grain- on the planet, nor in the galaxy - & what value is there in killing a workforce? '10 Commandments' said it best: "Men make bricks - the strong make many - the weak make few; the dead make none." This isn't even getting into the actual **big** issues of characters, characterisation, dialogue, or action -- it's just in relation to the initial premise, & then the harvesting. Seriously, it's just a *highly* flawed premise, from the get-go...
There is a city right next to the damn farming village with a spaceport. They can import grain. Why they need the output of this one village makes no sense.
The concept that this galaxy-spanning empire would give a shit about a couple of acres of grain like the bandits in medieval Japan in the original Seven Samurai is the funniest part of this clusterfuck
That "multiple character development" scene felt like the cringiest first session of a D&D campaign ever where the players each introduce their characters. And the players know fuck-all about character creation, D&D, fantasy settings in general, or human beings.
@@seancallaway5204it’s like if f*cking aliens in human suits played dnd while not knowing the other players are also aliens and acting as “human” as possible
@@Grimsly3736 I commented it on a different video but this scene made me think this had to be written by AI that regurgitated the basics of a story because it was told about hundreds of other actual stories, and Zach just added his own, uhh... flair... to the prompted script.
I learned my lesson about Snyder when I went to the theater to see "Sucker Punch." Snyder cannot write and should stick to making movies based on other mediums.
Imagine being an intergalactic empire, with technology thousand years ahead of us, and still dependent on grain. Like, wtf? They could have at least added more mysticism to it, like the spice in dune. But, plain old grain? 😅😂
Snyder watched Dune and thought all you needed was calling some agriculture important and people would buy it, not realizing you need SOME sort of world building to justify it.
Never thought there's something more miserable than an idea of Batman fighting Superman being thrown into the gutter. Zack Snyder said 'hold my sewer water script'
The first one was bad but I was able to humorously hate-watch it. This second one was so bad that I couldn’t make it through it… had to shut it off at the exposition/character dev dump when they were sitting at the table giving their back stories. NETFLIX… PLEASE STOP GIVING SNYDER MONEY!!
I know people like Zack Snyder in my own life. People who have failed the people who counted on them and let them down so catastrophically that they have convinced themselves that nobody is redeemable or heroic or selfless. It’s a coping mechanism that helps them sleep at night. I think it’s pretty common in Hollywood. It’s full of people that have sacrificed everything for stardom.
“Scargiver” isn’t really that badass of a nickname, as humans can get scars from the most mundane of incidents. Should I be calling my cat “scargiver”, because my skin still has a faint scar from the time they clawed me 10 years ago?
Right? But if the hair and beard was so important to the aesthetic of the character, why not cast someone who looks like that? Or just let the guy keep his normal face.
So, should we just start calling these films what they are? "A Tragic Waste of a Perfectly Good Djimon Honsou". Hopkins has enough work under his belt that doing a piece of crap like this for the paycheck isn't as bad, imo. Honsou, however, has been fantastic in everything he's in, ever since I first saw him back in Amistad (also with Hopkins, huh) where he got all the emotions out of audiences most of which couldn't understand most of his dialogue. He's a great actor and seriously underused, and shit like this won't help.
Then use some fucking self restraint and don't watch it. Reading comments here is like watching people bashing their heads against a brick wall. I guarantee 99% here didn't like the first episode and yet still threw themself against the brick wall again....sad
Wait for the Director cut, it came with s.e.x and blood, hopefully not in the same scene, in slowmo, with lensflare, and face close up with blurry background 😂
The stupidest part of the movies is how they blow up the dreadnought. Like seriously... How Kora easily get inside the engine room, why she's taking off her disguise for no reason, why nobody notice the bomb that obviously blinking in the engine and with technology so advanced there's no security cameras in ship.
In 2024 we only got Bad Batch and it's pretty good, so I have no clue what you 're talking about. There were much worse years for SW that you could choose
@@cmdr_krabov to be honest, the entire existence of the Bad Batch is contradictory to the nature of the Kaminoans, who are described as being cloning perfectionists. Abnormal/'failures' of the cloning process were terminated and tossed very quickly.
You remembered when you were kid and you played super heroes with friends like mixing manga, transformers and cartoon? It was fun but it made 0 sense? Rebel moon feels like that, a kid fantasy wich made no sense
i can't believe Zach make the worst trope of "i killing everyone except the last boss because that make me bad like you" to the next level so Korra kill little girl shoot the guard but refuse to shoot the one guy that betray her because that make her bad just like them. goddamn this is even worst like the scene can be the bad guy shoot little girl and blame Korra and it just same impact story and make Korra look like a good person more but nope Zack want Korra to shoot her well yeah little girl not dead so it doesn't count but she chose to shoot her tho
The sentence "Kathleen Kennedy had the brains" should NEVER be uttered, even as a sentence fragment. We should treat those words like Freddy Kreuger or Voldemort ... Shhhhhhhh.
@@lanalan4157 Wow you're a creative one aren't you? Do you have any other vapid responses you would like to make? FEELINGS are not the only reason people have to do things. Grow up.
3 things have stayed in my mind from this second part.. 1. The fake hair and beard of balisarius 2. The Antony Hopkins heroic robot and 3. The hand controlled space Canon trying to aim at the grain house..
Tbh, being named scargiver in a world of laser swords and plasma guns that melt metal is like the biggest insult ever. Cause it means you are shitty enough at your job, thst you let people you were supposed to kill, not only live but also heal and come back. Also, scars can be easily removed by healing bot, so... Scargiver ? Huh?
These movies make me yell at the screen. They are beyond bad, they are insulting. Zack Snyder isn't just a bad filmmaker, he's a pathetic excuse for a person. And poor Ed Skrein, he's all alone in every scene.
@@pascalsimioli6777 Idk, it just feels like many of those comments that try to pass filmmakers or creative officers as actual bad people that did bad things.
It's Avatar 2 all over again, let's forget everything that happen in the first movie, let's have brainless characters who have amnesia and a nonsense world.
Any movie with the trope..easy chance to kill the bad guy..doesn't to prove how morally superior they are..then kill multiple henchmen without remorse is worthy of distain
I see this movie similar to the knockoff blockbusters just with major Studio money. Think of all the knockoff Day After Tomorrow movies or knockoff Avengers.
the most baffling thing about this movie for me while watching it was how a thing like this could get greenlit and funded with millions of dollars, and they even want to make a multi media franchise out of this like nobody, not a single man looked at this and see problem ? they just all said ok here is the money and called it a day ?
The whole point of the robot was to Deus Ex Machina (har har) save the day towards the end of the film. He's had like 5 lines of dialogue across the 2 movies, so Zack pls explain to me why I should feel any sort of emotion during his heroic scene?
"Sir, we've brought you back from the dead with superior abilities and more villainous intent...but also a haircut that is so bad it would make a Peaky Blinder blush."
TIL Matthew Broderick killed 2 woman in a car accident in Ireland while visiting in 1987. He was not under the influence of anything, seems like slick roads and poor route planning. A first responder reported that they had to cut Matthew’s door off to get to him, and also reported that, “his main concern was the people in the other car.” And that Matthew was just saying, “did I hurt them? Did I hurt them?” He was doing less than 40, I believe, based on reports from a cop who had previously been following behind the actor while driving. This was because Matthew had stopped and asked for directions from the cop, after which the cop followed for a few miles. This same officer also said that the route they were on was, “just stupid”. In the end, the two woman in the other car passed, Matthew broke a leg and was hospitalized a month. The passenger in his car received only minor bruises. Her name is Jennifer grey, she was his then girlfriend, and also the actress who played his on screen sister in Ferris Bueller. Matthew was only charged with “careless driving” and received a fine of 175$, I believe. He also paid 4075$ in bail, according to some random website I won’t take the time to site because this isn’t an English paper and I’m not that bored yet. Also, this is my first video of yours. I enjoyed. Thanks
I saw some anons announce this movie coming out on 4chan and my immediate reaction was "has Netflix gone full mental or are they just that stupid?". Anyway, you know 4chan has become a dumpster fire because someone actually said, and I quote, "don't pirate it! support Netflix!" in that thread. You couldn't f**king pay me, I swear to God.
Some movies have nothing but completely despicable, unlikeable characters, like Casino. They're also actually competently made and written movies and the characters are fun to watch and charming despite us knowing how bad they are. The characters in Rebel Moon 2 are poorly written and suck.
Remember, this was originally a Star Wars script and it got turned down. The same people who obliterated Star Wars looked at this and said "no", it's actively THAT bad.
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If Zach Snyder doesn't care how the ships function, then why show us anything at all? By showing a boiler room and some kind of god-thing, he actually creates questions that the audience would not have asked. It's a spaceship, it flies in space, you literally could just say nothing about the technical details and everyone would have accepted that premise. But no, instead because I guess boiler rooms are cool or something, we now have ships that demand further explanation. This is like some kind of anti-writing or something, it's uncanny.
It’s because it was in Dune, there is no further point or plot of even thought, Zack saw it in dune and thought it was cool
He thinks it is "Steam Punk" for sure. But then he really misunderstand that whole genre. Because that is like the only thing in both Rebel Moons that is.... kinda? like Steam Punk. The villagers are live in viking village the royals looks like they belong in a fairy tale. Blasters from Space Opera timeline, etc. etc.
A lot of visuals are WH40K inspired, but you will have to look at Ork technology there to find coal fueled boilers.
So the magical space vagina portals are then by extension also operating on coal and space has gravity
And if they captured the god thing to open portals to instant travel through space. Why didnt the just open a portal to go back to the motherland to resupply?
And if they can capture a god to power their ship, couldnt they have invented synthesisers to make food like in trek?
honestly it's worse than that when you really think about it. Like, dumber than the JJ Abrams 'mystery box' theory bad. Because bad as JJ is, he at least knows he's doing it.
The more you show the more you encourage your audience to ask questions, at least the ones who aren't the 14 year old edgelords who will defend this (you know they're coming). So Zack Snyder isn't just being lazy, he's unknowingly opening himself up to be asked questions he's not only completely unprepared to answered, but doesn't even seem aware he asked in the first place. He may insist he doesn't care, but that doesn't actually matter, because by showing us these things he's already started that conversation he's not even aware he's part of
So when he gives his next dumb interview insisting the problem is with the people who think to hard.... no, Zack, the problem is you turned your brain off THEN wrote this movie
The slow-mo wheat gathering scene....was something.
On god I hate his slow mo
Almost as good as his sesame seed flying off a bun slow-mo scene from Justice League.
so heroic
And to think there are 1000s of amazing scripts who will never get turned into a movie while this kind of abomination does is truly disheartening
That's Hollywood nepotism for you. If it wasn't for Zack's wife Deborah taking advantage of her connections in Hollywood he would be unemployed and the whole movie industry would be better off.
If Kathleen Kennedy turned something down, you know it’s bad
That’s saying a lot unfortunately 😂
OK but her greenlit projects aren't saying much either.
lol so true.
@@FriendlyBatDoom they are all better than rebel moon
@@FriendlyBatDoom That's the point genius. If even her greenlit stuff is bottom of the barrel trash, what would the stuff be, that she turned down.
Snyder is a combination of the worst aspects of a dudeBro and an edgelord with the writing ability of a third grader and unearned Messiah complex of a cult leader.
It’s because somehow (I don’t even know how he did it) he became a cult of personality ngl and it helps Zack sniff his own farts
Never has somebody verbalized it so perfectly.
Zack Snyder fancies himself the Scifi Jesus when he's the Scifi Anti-Christ. Made all the more pathetic when we saw the work of the real promised one this year in Dune Part 2.
Zac proves idiots with tattoos suck.
Typical tattoo bro.
"Like if Jim Carrey did Ace Ventura 3 and just talked out of his ass for two hours"
Still sounds far more entertaining than the entirety of MCU Phase 4.
I think I saw that movie in Idiocracy, it was called ASS and won 8 Academy Awards. 😂
The hate is real
I'd watch it.
It’s at this point that as people who want good movies and good storytelling that we should create our own screenplays. Learn from the best in the industry both past and present.
Speaking of which, the bad guy has the Lloyd bowlcut 😅
That royal family assassination scene is bad in literally every aspect.
Boss man orders her to kill the girl, she does it, he swore he'd protect her, then he just betrays her literally instantly, doesn't even get her unarmed first.
It's pointless and actively ruined his plans! He planned to kill them and had a LOT of support!
He betrayed her because he's evil, and Snyder thinks this is how evil rulers act. I think he read somewhere audiences want more straight up villains and misunderstood what that meant. So these guys just take the shittiest option cause ooooh they bad!
It's literally an evil DnD campaign full of players that don't know what evil people actually DO. They just walk into a city and immediately burn down an orphanage because it'd be super funny before trying to rape 20 barmaids before the DM gets up and leaves.
You forgot to mention the part where the hero could also have gunned down all the real assassins with impunity right then and there and simply blamed them for the assassination instead... which they're guilty of, and she'd have their bloody knives at the crime scene to prove it.... because before she somehow escapes she's the only one in the room with a gun....
The movie happens because the heroine is shown to be a blithering idiot who lets evil people get away with their evil deeds....
It's worse. Kora is a battle hardened hero, she earn the great honor of protecting the royal family daughter, and family in extension. And she does nothing when she saw the senator taking their knifes in slow motion. Maybe the violin orchestra paralyzed her 😂 The movie is a bunch of nonsense scenes in slow motion lensflare 😅
@@grb454 It's even worse than that. I'm pretty sure she knew about the assassination beforehand chose not to interfere or warn the royal family.
I didnt believe internet saying how bad it is, after watching it for myself, it's somehow even worse then you think
I watched it a week ago and I can’t even remember the plot already.
@@daudimasinde6280Lucky you!
@@daudimasinde6280 it had a plot????
@@douglasfrior6428I think? Zack probably stole a plot from somewhere, he’s pieced together every Sci-Fi trope and popular things from other movies to have stolen a plot somewhere
Than*
"I didn't want to kill a little girl!"
"Yeah, that would be a pretty awful thing to do."
"No, I just don't want to suffer consequences if I do it."
"Oh.....so you're just an asshole then."
“No I’m morally grey! See I cry and say I regret it!”
“So you’re a *stupid* asshole, got it”
Luckily, for me, there have been and always will be exactly zero Rebel Moons.
I never even heard of it until I saw videos bashing it. But that's true of most films.
Not gonna lie, when General Noble was all up Kara's face and screaming "Look at me!" While making those crazy ass faces genuinely made me laugh.
Look up the song of the same name by Geri Halliwell, and then imagine him singing it.
@@paulgibbon5991 I couldn't find the song unfortunately but I'm not going to lie, if Zack Snyder deus ex machinia this man back to life and has him sing it, then rebel moon will truly went from trash tier to literal peak fiction.
EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC
Zach Snyder is the new Uwe Boll
oh my god i forgot he even existed lmao
The oly difference between them is one has the backing of hollywood.
I'd say the Rampage trilogy was his best, and I actually mean it. To me, at least, it's really good, even though over the top in some ways. It does feel like you're actually witnessing something.
Bloodrayne. Great game. Stupid movie
@@_M.... Netflix....not Hollywood. Same shit though
Nah, let 'em continue to make this garbage. Just don't watch it. Let the studios fail, let it all fall down. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
I don't think they care if the movie success or not... Three are already tons of woke shit movie that flop and they still make it. The "people" behind this movement is biiig
@@bbudimanalqodri they made actually lot of money.... advertising to sell people time to watch and make views count lot more than makeing a nice film... nowdays that pay alot more :/
This script wasn't good enough for Disney Star Wars!!!
let that sink in...
I mean Tv shows been good (sometimes hit or miss but I wouldn’t call any genuinely bad)
No man that guy fucking steals my silver wear and goes throw my clothes
@@Grimsly3736wtf? Nothing from Disney has been watchable since Endgame.
@@JoakimOtamaa Mando was good, andor as well, bad batch those 3 off the top my head
@@Grimsly3736 Mando Season 1 was quite good, Season 2 was not as good but still enjoyable and would have been a nice end to Mando and Grogu's story. Season 3 was a fustercluck. Haven't watched Andor and I may give it a go, although I more than likely won't, but SW has more or less been ruined for me at this stage and I don't think it will even be worth the effort getting invested in future projects.
Ahsoka was bad and boring, just a pointless story that relied on other historical characters from a show very few likely watched, and done nothing with them. Obi-Wan was beyond bad, and the fact they got Joel Edgerton, Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen and still couldn't do anything with them is a joke. The show was also pointlessly adding events in the timeline between the end of ROTS and the beginning of ANH, rather than creating something new, or just giving us a show about Vader's rise to fame through his Jedi hunting, instead of a show about Reva screaming at people, pretending it's about Ob-Wan, forcing Leia into the mix and showing how everyone's IQ dropped like an atomic missile. The Acolyte doesn't look like it's going to be any better and will probably get torn to shreds, SW fans will be called toxic again before and after the release, and Disney will carry on with its strange fascination with losing money and attacking its audience to appease people that don't consume the product.
Sorry for the rant, I got started and just couldn't help myself 😅.
Snyder needs a writer partner and reality check. sheesh
He needs a writer and a cinematography director
He needs a different career path.
he *did* have a partner. let that sink in
Zack Snyder finally made me realize something:
Whereas other big-budget directors like Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich are only capable of producing mindless, bombastic schlock, at least they are self-aware about it. Emmerich once famously said "I'm a director, not a scientist" regarding all the rampant inaccuracies in his movies...and for all his faults, Michael Bay is at least proven to be a highly efficient director, at least in terms of production costs...and with movies like The Rock and Armageddon, he proves he CAN make good movies if given the chance. They are deserving of all the mockery they get but at least they don't pretend to be more than what they are.
By contrast, Zack Snyder wants to tell deep, epic and thoughtful stories but he has neither the writing ability -- both his own and his long-time collaborator David S. Goyer -- nor even the most fundamental grasp of subtlety, nuance and characterization required to make his stories engaging. He wants to be the next Christopher Nolan so badly that you honestly have to feel sorry watching him stumble over every single hurdle he throws himself in the way...or at least you would feel sorry for him if his movies weren't so painfully sucky, pretentious and misconceived.
Exactly.
Balisarius looks like that creepy uncle who never gets invited to any family gatherings
The fake beard & hair piece look so ridiculous, I mean 200 $ Million budget & they couldn't manage to put a proper wig on that actor?!
he reminds me of that one bougie guy from hunger games
Consider this: Admiral Lloyd Christmas has his entire body reconstituted, with some enhancements.....but also with the same awful teeth and embarrassing haircut.
Everyone: Sucker Punch, Army of the Dead and Rebel Moon Part 1 are the worst Zack Snyder movies.
Zack Snyder: You underestimate my shittiness! (Makes Rebel Moon part 2)
Army of the Dead was actually not that bad. It was just painfully mid. But I totally agree with this 😂
It’s funny because I remembered kind of enjoying Sucker Punch when I first saw it. Then I tried to rewatch it a couple weeks ago and I couldn’t get past the ridiculous, cartoonishly evil abusive dad character in the prologue and had to turn it off. No idea WTF I was thinking when I watched it years ago 😂.
@@Hepheat75
Nah, it sucked badly. It failed to deliver an entertaining zombie action movie instead giving us the shitty drama, and it extremely failed at cinematography, with blurry scenes and dead pixels…
Sorry, I really enjoyed Sucker Punch. I'm very sorry.
Oh, just wait for Rebel Moon part 3 and more.
Also, when I said just wait, I don't mean it. Just don't
Considering how much time he spent on the damned harvest, you'd think he'd get _that_ right, at least... but nope.
The man couldn't even film harvesting in the proper order- let alone craft the nuances & complexities necessary for a modern space epic, such as he's supposedly imagining.
I found myself screaming, "That is *not* the order of how you harvest a crop!" You reap first, bind the sheaves into bundles- not those piddly little handfuls (or just do it for a handful, & fork the rest into a sideless 'vehicle'- what the?!), stook - stand the bundles up to dry in the field [which they don't do].
Cart the grain, glean the leftovers, & _then_ thresh & winnow near the grain store, so you don't have to move it as far.
"You don't thresh or winnow in the middle of the f^cking field *_while_* the harvest is still going! What the f^ck?!"
Oh, & harvested grain was usually left as grain until needed for use, because *it lasted **_longer_* in that form -- hope you lot like the taste of weevils & rancid flour...
And it's just such a stupid premise in the first movie; an imperial commander getting pissy about some inconsequential village wanting to do *the normal thing* & keep some of their harvest back for next season's planting- & him stupidly wanting to wipe them out because of that?!
It's one lousy village - take what they're able to offer, & then go to the next village on the sh^tty _farm _*_planet_* /moon- whatever, & if you don't get your desired total allotment from the one- go to the next 'farming planet' in your vicinity, & just keep tallying it up 'til you hit your necessary total -- it can't possibly be the _only_ place to get grain- on the planet, nor in the galaxy - & what value is there in killing a workforce?
'10 Commandments' said it best: "Men make bricks - the strong make many - the weak make few; the dead make none."
This isn't even getting into the actual **big** issues of characters, characterisation, dialogue, or action -- it's just in relation to the initial premise, & then the harvesting.
Seriously, it's just a *highly* flawed premise, from the get-go...
There is a city right next to the damn farming village with a spaceport. They can import grain. Why they need the output of this one village makes no sense.
So basically, in the right hands, this movie would've been made for you?
The concept that this galaxy-spanning empire would give a shit about a couple of acres of grain like the bandits in medieval Japan in the original Seven Samurai is the funniest part of this clusterfuck
Where else they getting grain from? The uncut versions are crazy amazing and extremely brutal
That "multiple character development" scene felt like the cringiest first session of a D&D campaign ever where the players each introduce their characters. And the players know fuck-all about character creation, D&D, fantasy settings in general, or human beings.
It even had the edgy, lone wolf player who says "No, I'm not gonna tell you my backstory. I'm a soldier, that's all you need to know."
@@johnnaylor7031 Haha! Yeah, there's always one.
@@seancallaway5204it’s like if f*cking aliens in human suits played dnd while not knowing the other players are also aliens and acting as “human” as possible
@@Grimsly3736 I commented it on a different video but this scene made me think this had to be written by AI that regurgitated the basics of a story because it was told about hundreds of other actual stories, and Zach just added his own, uhh... flair... to the prompted script.
@@thehoerscorral8565 I wouldn’t be surprised anymore tbh, AI might just eat itself into an ouroboros of creativity and code
I learned my lesson about Snyder when I went to the theater to see "Sucker Punch." Snyder cannot write and should stick to making movies based on other mediums.
Imagine being an intergalactic empire, with technology thousand years ahead of us, and still dependent on grain. Like, wtf? They could have at least added more mysticism to it, like the spice in dune. But, plain old grain? 😅😂
Also, their giant space battle ships run on coal.
Like some 19th century steamboat or something....
Snyder watched Dune and thought all you needed was calling some agriculture important and people would buy it, not realizing you need SOME sort of world building to justify it.
What gets me is how little grain a village of this size would produce. It’d last that big starship maybe a week
hey their ships run on coal too
😂😂😂 like??
Not a grain of truth in this movie.
😂😂😂
Someone on youtube said Zack Snyder makes movies for guys who make holes in drywall with their fists and it's a perfect description.
That's an insult to guys who make holes in drywall with their fists
The ad stops at 3:27
Never thought there's something more miserable than an idea of Batman fighting Superman being thrown into the gutter. Zack Snyder said 'hold my sewer water script'
Well that was WB fault too.
Actually WB all.
You can blame him for rebel moon one hundred percent though.
The triple homicide of the family, minute for minute was quite possibly the goofiest scene in cinema history
here i am, watching every single yt movie critic crapping all over this movie and i love it
my favorite part is how they even stole the "somehow palpatine returned" meme 4:31
The first one was bad but I was able to humorously hate-watch it. This second one was so bad that I couldn’t make it through it… had to shut it off at the exposition/character dev dump when they were sitting at the table giving their back stories. NETFLIX… PLEASE STOP GIVING SNYDER MONEY!!
Wow… Madam Web should be thanking Snyder
I know people like Zack Snyder in my own life. People who have failed the people who counted on them and let them down so catastrophically that they have convinced themselves that nobody is redeemable or heroic or selfless. It’s a coping mechanism that helps them sleep at night. I think it’s pretty common in Hollywood. It’s full of people that have sacrificed everything for stardom.
DO YOU LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD??
@@AnthonyNelms
9/10 of your comments are cringe. Stop
Ray Fisher really flushed his career down the drain.
Booyah
His brain is cooked with all the booster shots he is been taking😮
“Scargiver” isn’t really that badass of a nickname, as humans can get scars from the most mundane of incidents. Should I be calling my cat “scargiver”, because my skin still has a faint scar from the time they clawed me 10 years ago?
Yes, name him Fluffpuff the Scargiver.
Absolutely the best name for a cat!
I'm scarred from viewing your mom
it also doesn't help that they say, in the movie, that said scar could easily have been removed in the first place
If it's good enough for Nick Fury, it's good enough for *Rebel Moon!*
Why did that guy have such obviously fake hair and beard? Didn't they have an obscene amount of money to make this movie?
Right? But if the hair and beard was so important to the aesthetic of the character, why not cast someone who looks like that? Or just let the guy keep his normal face.
They discover he’s a synth in the next season.
Zach Snyder must have some ego if he can keep putting out movies and STILL regress in skill. The man is a parody of himself at this point
Oh god, they made another!?
Yep. And they're going to make another
And another
And another
And another
@@ogfortify7674 Stop! STOP!
Stop it!!!
Oh god, NOOOOOOO!!!
@@ogfortify7674 *shudders involuntary*
So, should we just start calling these films what they are? "A Tragic Waste of a Perfectly Good Djimon Honsou". Hopkins has enough work under his belt that doing a piece of crap like this for the paycheck isn't as bad, imo. Honsou, however, has been fantastic in everything he's in, ever since I first saw him back in Amistad (also with Hopkins, huh) where he got all the emotions out of audiences most of which couldn't understand most of his dialogue. He's a great actor and seriously underused, and shit like this won't help.
Then use some fucking self restraint and don't watch it. Reading comments here is like watching people bashing their heads against a brick wall. I guarantee 99% here didn't like the first episode and yet still threw themself against the brick wall again....sad
This movie was a laugh a minute but I don't think that was Snyder's intention lol
This movie cured my insomnia
Lets not trash the importance of farmers
Hearing the nerdy writer impression without the filter or the pictures was amazing ☠️
If the movie was filled with gratuitous sex scenes it could’ve achieved cult status but alas.
Wait for the Director cut, it came with s.e.x and blood, hopefully not in the same scene, in slowmo, with lensflare, and face close up with blurry background 😂
@@grb454 i need to see farm guy climax in slow mo
The stupidest part of the movies is how they blow up the dreadnought. Like seriously... How Kora easily get inside the engine room, why she's taking off her disguise for no reason, why nobody notice the bomb that obviously blinking in the engine and with technology so advanced there's no security cameras in ship.
is no sense.....
I tried twice to get through the 1st movie and couldn’t do it
Ditto. 22 minutes was as far as I could push it. I'm grateful for the reviews, otherwise I'd completely miss out on this era-defining phenomenon.
2:08 "This movie is like super shity Star Wars". So like 2024 Disney Star Wars
What's shittier than shit?
Just Disney Star Wars*
In 2024 we only got Bad Batch and it's pretty good, so I have no clue what you 're talking about. There were much worse years for SW that you could choose
@@cmdr_krabov to be honest, the entire existence of the Bad Batch is contradictory to the nature of the Kaminoans, who are described as being cloning perfectionists.
Abnormal/'failures' of the cloning process were terminated and tossed very quickly.
You remembered when you were kid and you played super heroes with friends like mixing manga, transformers and cartoon? It was fun but it made 0 sense? Rebel moon feels like that, a kid fantasy wich made no sense
That's Zack Snyder in a nutshell, just stick together a bunch of stuff a 13 year old from the 2000s would consider cool and that's it
"Admiral Loid Christmas" is too funny
Star Dune..return of the spice...er..uh...i mean grain.
It looks pretty diverse though! 👍🤣
* pops one single confetti party popper *
It’s so nice of you to dive into the garbage dump just to find that little dog whistle.
Daario Naharis is the simplest man you’ll ever meet. He only does what he wants to do.
I knew this had the stink of got all over it 😂
i can't believe Zach make the worst trope of "i killing everyone except the last boss because that make me bad like you" to the next level so Korra kill little girl shoot the guard but refuse to shoot the one guy that betray her because that make her bad just like them. goddamn this is even worst like the scene can be the bad guy shoot little girl and blame Korra and it just same impact story and make Korra look like a good person more but nope Zack want Korra to shoot her well yeah little girl not dead so it doesn't count but she chose to shoot her tho
It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but it is absolutely the dumbest.
We all got a glimpse of late stage Snyder way back in SuckerPunch. Which was just as bad as anything else he’s been putting out these days.
Hack Snyder never made a movie he didn't slowmo
The sentence "Kathleen Kennedy had the brains" should NEVER be uttered, even as a sentence fragment. We should treat those words like Freddy Kreuger or Voldemort ... Shhhhhhhh.
Did that hurt your feelings lol
@@lanalan4157 Wow you're a creative one aren't you? Do you have any other vapid responses you would like to make? FEELINGS are not the only reason people have to do things. Grow up.
@@Odious_One don't lie...it hurt your feelings lol
Coal: Sunlight Made Solid.
And now, for trans-warp engines!
A god that identifies as a warp engine but doesn't have a pair of coals 😂
3 things have stayed in my mind from this second part.. 1. The fake hair and beard of balisarius 2. The Antony Hopkins heroic robot and 3. The hand controlled space Canon trying to aim at the grain house..
Guess he's gonna make the excuse that the "good" version is the extended version.
Tbh, being named scargiver in a world of laser swords and plasma guns that melt metal is like the biggest insult ever. Cause it means you are shitty enough at your job, thst you let people you were supposed to kill, not only live but also heal and come back. Also, scars can be easily removed by healing bot, so... Scargiver ? Huh?
thought exactly the same.... 😄😄😄👍
These movies make me yell at the screen. They are beyond bad, they are insulting. Zack Snyder isn't just a bad filmmaker, he's a pathetic excuse for a person. And poor Ed Skrein, he's all alone in every scene.
Why are you passing moral judgement on Snyder? Is making bad movies a crime now?
Morality and crimes have nothing to do with each other. Your comment makes no sense and you're just salty at OP.
@@pascalsimioli6777 Idk, it just feels like many of those comments that try to pass filmmakers or creative officers as actual bad people that did bad things.
It's Avatar 2 all over again, let's forget everything that happen in the first movie, let's have brainless characters who have amnesia and a nonsense world.
screw you they didnt forget in Avatar 2, did you nor pay any attention? must be a moron.
That didn't happen in Avatar 2,no one has forgotten the events of Avatar(2009).
I don't think you watched Avatar 2.
Any movie with the trope..easy chance to kill the bad guy..doesn't to prove how morally superior they are..then kill multiple henchmen without remorse is worthy of distain
Ace Ventura 3 will probably get made.
The uncut versions are crazy amazing and extremely brutal
My favourite visual was the Imperium vehicles bellowing black smoke as they descended upon the pretty village. So subtle.
I see this movie similar to the knockoff blockbusters just with major Studio money. Think of all the knockoff Day After Tomorrow movies or knockoff Avengers.
the most baffling thing about this movie for me while watching it was how a thing like this could get greenlit and funded with millions of dollars, and they even want to make a multi media franchise out of this
like nobody, not a single man looked at this and see problem ? they just all said ok here is the money and called it a day ?
Don’t worry, they said that about Snyder’s Army of the Dead and it made a splash in a dessert.
Why Kathleen Kennedy don't give a job Zack Snyder. With this performance both are in same League.
You, Drinker, Mauler, and Platoon would be the ultimate Open bar. 🎉 great fun seeing you all last time.
There must have been some Butlerian Jihad against advanced farm equipment. Was there any explanation why they farm wheat by hand?
Good review, totally agree.
The whole point of the robot was to Deus Ex Machina (har har) save the day towards the end of the film. He's had like 5 lines of dialogue across the 2 movies, so Zack pls explain to me why I should feel any sort of emotion during his heroic scene?
"Sir, we've brought you back from the dead with superior abilities and more villainous intent...but also a haircut that is so bad it would make a Peaky Blinder blush."
TIL Matthew Broderick killed 2 woman in a car accident in Ireland while visiting in 1987. He was not under the influence of anything, seems like slick roads and poor route planning. A first responder reported that they had to cut Matthew’s door off to get to him, and also reported that, “his main concern was the people in the other car.” And that Matthew was just saying, “did I hurt them? Did I hurt them?” He was doing less than 40, I believe, based on reports from a cop who had previously been following behind the actor while driving. This was because Matthew had stopped and asked for directions from the cop, after which the cop followed for a few miles. This same officer also said that the route they were on was, “just stupid”. In the end, the two woman in the other car passed, Matthew broke a leg and was hospitalized a month. The passenger in his car received only minor bruises. Her name is Jennifer grey, she was his then girlfriend, and also the actress who played his on screen sister in Ferris Bueller. Matthew was only charged with “careless driving” and received a fine of 175$, I believe. He also paid 4075$ in bail, according to some random website I won’t take the time to site because this isn’t an English paper and I’m not that bored yet.
Also, this is my first video of yours. I enjoyed. Thanks
This review of the movie was better than the movie.
Laughed all the way to work watching this. Great work, thanks for taking the time to make it
Glad you enjoyed, thanks for watching!
I saw some anons announce this movie coming out on 4chan and my immediate reaction was "has Netflix gone full mental or are they just that stupid?". Anyway, you know 4chan has become a dumpster fire because someone actually said, and I quote, "don't pirate it! support Netflix!" in that thread. You couldn't f**king pay me, I swear to God.
Why did I not get a notification for this? TF TH-cam??
Good stuff dude!
Rebel Moon makes the star wars sequels look like masterpieces, and that's saying a lot 😳
"Admiral Lloyd Christmas"....I couldn''t breath
Cary Elwes name, cuz who the fck knows how to pronounce it, is actually pronounce Yules, like Jewells with a Y
I can't believe Michael Bay is better than Zack Snyder.
Some movies have nothing but completely despicable, unlikeable characters, like Casino. They're also actually competently made and written movies and the characters are fun to watch and charming despite us knowing how bad they are. The characters in Rebel Moon 2 are poorly written and suck.
Do even the Snyderbros like this?
Ahahahaha! Awesome job! I love it! The pissed, disgusted, movie cynic!
Snyderpunk: Rebelling against subtlety and common sense
I love your sarcasm and emotion, makes it more fun to watch. Keep it up!
Thank you!
Audio slipped at the end.
OOF! Huge miss on my part after 3 pass throughs 😭 dammit.
@@TheMovieCynic no worries. I know how it is. Your videos are top tier. 🫴🏾😮💨👌🏾
@@TheMovieCynic probably just tryna get away from this terrible movie, ina hurry. 🤣🤣
For real 😆
My robot comes home with odd antlers attached and I still can't figure out what is going on...
I couldn't finish the first movie. But I'll gladly watch other people lose their minds watching them.
Remember, this was originally a Star Wars script and it got turned down.
The same people who obliterated Star Wars looked at this and said "no", it's actively THAT bad.
I mean, they already have "their Star wars'" script...
Are you guys forgetting madame web? Madame web is the worst movie of this year.
This movie is just absolutely terrible. This is so bad. The editing is horrible. Everything else about this movie is so much worse.
The uncut versions are crazy amazing and extremely brutal
Hilarious yet super informative review mate, top dawg!
Agreed loved the admiral and his nutty haircut rest of the movie not so much.
Rebel moon 1&2 came off like a shitty remake of " battle beyond the stars".
Kids: Mom, can we get Star Wars?
Mom: We have Star Wars at home.
Star Wars at home: