drunk daniel

[@queenofmyvagina4451]

Magician: Where's the queen?
Me: points to Dan

[@denkitree1480]

YOUR COMMENT AND NAME IM DEAD

[@zekiawilliams6303]

Queen of my Vagina The comment and name combo is 👌👌👌

[@shayshowyipee]

Your pfp and username go so well with your comment

[@amistakeprobably7295]

Queen of my Vagina ADSGHDJKL I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR EIGHT YEARS OMFGGGG

[@dansworriedface2622]

Queen of my Vagina I actually did that haha :3

[@jay-my6lb]

normal people: how did you do that
Dan: SATAN

[@fad3703]

The ONLY *logical* answer

[@maddiepotter8156]

'joey, joeyyyyy, hes possessed by satann'

[@comicphans2440]

outttaten

[@lilybrennan3831]

What time does he say that?

[@piapia-xm5bc]

noodlekink 2:14

[@Agustina-bd9xz]

maddie potter Hahaha he is so adorable when drunk

[@rachael9014]

2:37 the laugh sounds like satin

[@lindee8224]

"owssathan?"
"what?"
"out of ten" *gestures a slash sign, as if that makes this more logical*

[@caniget200subswithnoconten8]

Lynn E he's so cuteeeeeeeehoehe

[@serenasonoma5686]

Lol at the social awkwardness even while drinking because I can relate.

[@Anna-kd6ff]

Remember he mumbles alot😂

[@moonlitmimi]

i relate immensely to dan's awkward mumbling and gestures even when i'm sober lmao

[@snapple5828]

Lynn E owssathan MAH NEW PHRASE

[@alulaheights]

A magicians best friend is a drunk audience

[@emiliae8115]

And a high one lmfao

[@galacticality]

My favourite thing is the way Dan tries to stay articulate even when drunk by speaking slowly and really enunciating everything, and if he doesn't do that he slurs all his words and I shouldn't find it so adorable but I dO

[@emv3328]

i can't enunciate words sober half the time so i'm proud of dan

[@BarelyCaitlyn]

I know

[@xx_furby_lover_xx5812]

Dan is just so precious and respectful even when drunk 😭

[@honeydodie5491]

1:31 "you're possessed by satan" ME ON MY PHONE @ 3 AM

[@selinucar1615]

phanify her lmaoooo

[@lelevstheworld6400]

he is so drunk oml

[@kaeyamilk637]

Same😂😂

[@girzaj8555]

Drinking water while watching this video was a mistake. At 0:56 is the time I knew. At 1:31 was the time that water came out of my mouth from me scream-laughing whilst questioning if I was the one possessed by Satan.

[@solluxcaptorirl8735]

its literally 3:42

[@listerinephobe]

The one dislike is probably Dan being so drunk he saw the dislike button as the like button

[@fellowlesbianslut7144]

Sierra Howlter and the second one is Phil 😂

[@axenennene4395]

Abby Swisher the third one is the alcohol

[@christine.9316]

And the fourth one is dan's self esteem

[@sofiahostetter3194]

Sierra Howlter drunk Dan made 11 separate accounts and disliked this video thinking it was the like button

[@angelcartoons1779]

And then he repeated it 24 times

[@milkbaggy__]

Dan: How was your night... out of 10?
Me: ...About 6.9

[@ariannaandjasmine2933]

Syndy - Art & Gaming! *snorts*

[@fear_toxin]

Syndy - Art & Gaming! 👌👌👌👌👌

[@leah1597]

Syndy - Art & Gaming! *clears throat* i feEL LIKE A SIX OUT OF 10

[@Mad-ik4fq]

DODIE

[@gabiwalker5363]

Syndy - Art & Gaming! i see what you did there

[@phanicatmychemicalemo8276]

"I would rather disown you all as my friends than continue this moment"
THE SWEETEST THING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD FIGHT ME.

[@mikaylarasnick]

Phanic! at The Disco what moment was he talking about pls I'm confused

[@phanicatmychemicalemo8276]

Mikayla Rena He was talking about everyone showing Phil's embarrasing pics

[@cxxldxde274]

Phanic! at The Disco
ikr it was so adorable

[@cube5750]

why do they keep hittin at phil >:|

[@chel91]

no it was "i would rather disown you all as *a* friends than continue this moment"
he was so drunk he forgot how to speak

[@puppylover2374]

just hear Dan say in the background twice, "You're possessed by satan"

[@danielaquaresma3837]

joey's 'I don't understand' at 2:08 is literally me 24/7

[@dtaylorheadon]

Daniela Quaresma it's 2:28

[@charlielowry4155]

Oh look A Potterhead d

[@Gr95dc]

Joey is a mood forever and ever

[@rachaelc8061]

dan is actually outside with friends!!

[@beth2781]

Rachael C i knowww!!!

[@clockworkchanyeol7043]

What ks this outside you speak of

[@cephi]

what does outside mean?

[@angelcartoons1779]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER
i'll see myself out

[@luversavenuex]

Rachael C ARMY

[@anikkamillar7998]

drunk gays amazed by card trick

[@biteki4435]

Got to love our drunk gays

[@bleh1569]

Oh my god XD

[@bleh1569]

Artimoop Your reply needs more likes XD

[@artpegios]

this must be the real title

[@georgina21]

HAHAHAH

[@milobaker2004]

"Are you gonna turn me into a chicken or something?" Connor Franta, 2k16

[@amaliabelei5921]

TH-camrs reacting to magic tricks:
Mostly all of them: ,,woooooooa"
Joey: ,,I dont understand! >_

[@abbie8852]

"I would rather disown all of you as a friend than continue this moment."

[@MilkTeaMia]

I love how phil was holding his hand out even when he didnt have the card

[@jaxosaurus5383]

literally me

[@emiii1027]

dan without phil?
wow
no dan that's not how it works

[@krise.85]

Viltukas Ir Emiliukas Phil is there

[@emiii1027]

Kris E. i know but i just can't stand seeing them seperate

[@justina4141]

Viltukas Ir Emiliukas
💛💚❤

[@morganbill]

Viltukas Ir Emiliukas look at 1:33 phil is right there

[@_random_girl_online_]

Viltukas Ir Emiliukas phil was there

[@broimstraightupnothavingag4975]

I love how at the end Dan starts rambling like some great wise philosopher who is slightly drunk. Like even when he's drunk he still uses a wide vocabulary and sounds like a philosopher

[@saltypretzzel9668]

i recognize dan and phil just by their hands i NEEED HELP

[@rue5675]

*Dan screaming in the background bc magic is nice*

[@evilhag1450]

in the first clip when he says "out to ten" he's totally slurring his words

[@moovoomoom7980]

cashew janice that's his accent

[@amazinggrace645]

cashew janice he also mumbles.... but don't worry I speak mumble because I mumble

[@greeneyesmetblack]

cashew janice Outhathen 😂😂

[@evilhag1450]

still think he was slurring whoops 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@soniaciupe]

'ouththen'
'what?'
'outoften?'

[@lilyoselrc3346]

Dan and Phil are at a party with (probably) hundreds of youtubers there *but* they are still stood next to each other like fucking sardines in a can

[@yeemobandtrash6791]

Lilyose LRC i love that

[@ryansalmon6411]

To be fair, we know they're both pretty socially awkward so they're probably gravitating to each other out of awkwardness because they know each other better than they know anyone else at that party.

[@lilyoselrc3346]

@@ryansalmon6411 completely off topic but it’s so crazy that you reply to this SIX years later and i see this whilst i’m watching a new dan and phil video what the helll!!!

[@valtriste]

@@lilyoselrc3346that’s a mood honestly😭

[@hannashein3380]

0:56
I don't know what video this is from, but this probably made Dan cringe so, so hard😂

[@UncleSamAAAA]

Hanna Potter lol

[@alexandermtaylor]

They made his name wrong!!!! Nuuuuuu

[@philseyelash569]

Hanna Potter Dan Is Not On Fire

[@hannahspainhour8095]

It's on Collins key's channel

[@elliemills6019]

I love drunk Dan and Phil more than pizza....enough said

[@emilym.1879]

Amen

[@riverisnotartsy2605]

Ellie Mills i hate pizza so yeah

[@elliemills6019]

WillowIsArtsy You are valid.

[@xlovrui]

Ellie Mills SAME

[@tanishibadi]

Same

[@evann_unicorn7122]

I wonder if they still go out and have fun like that without being shouted at "PHAN"......, don't you??

[@elleysseskillen8483]

i hope they do :(

[@V0LLERE1]

I really hope so, it would suck if people yelled "I SHIP IT" in public while they're just hanging out.

[@comicphans2440]

I hope so :(

[@ggmoonchildgg6109]

{Lady Lilith} OMG DO PEOPLS WHO HATE "PHAN"(NOT D & P)EVEN LIVE OMG I ....SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE YAAYYY I REALY HATE WHEN PPL DO THAT LET THEM LIVE JUST UUHHH THEY ARE BEST FRIEND WHAT DO YOU WANT

[@testest8101]

lightblackkitty cat follow them on instagram and twitter, there is nothing wrong with phan.

[@vrishas7499]

*i don't understand* I've never related to words so much

[@jaydenv8557]

'You're possessed by satan' oh Dan

[@sakurazart4466]

"outta ten" **holds up arm slash**

[@bunnybread2834]

I would rather disown all of you as a friend than continue this moment - Dan Howell
That's almost as good as
Apples are like mini pineapples and bananas are like small plantains and pears are like nothin cuz they're pears. Oranges are like grapefruits and clementines are like small oranges and limes are like lemons but are green. - Brendon Urie

[@heyhowboutnah7602]

What.

[@factualfuck922]

I LOVE YOU

[@factualfuck922]

@@heyhowboutnah7602 it's a vine

[@imtrendingontwitter943]

I would be Joey in this situation.... "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!"

[@melbrov]

Daniel does the socializing

[@holliemai4715]

All I heard was dan saying "nah your possessed by satan" 😂😂

[@captainwatercress]

Connor just noped right out of there.

[@mikaylarasnick]

nopity nope nope no

[@xioclari]

drunk joey doesn't understand anything.
drunk dan doesn't know how to say, "out of ten."
(i'm currently .1% sober.)

[@sallypally7042]

youtube parties seem lit

[@jaxosaurus5383]

i have cancer

[@yeeyee6565]

The little tiny slur in dans voice is what I live for

[@cj-wi5it]

dan is an actual tree

[@jaxosaurus5383]

i snORTED

[@ilovevegetaandrecca]

2:15
- In the background -
Dan: "you're possessed by SATAN"
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE OUT DAN LMAO

[@lillyguzman85]

I love how at the end of the video Dan and Phil are so close to eachother

[@donthecon4803]

I told you time and time again , I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[@enyasavory156]

16 seconds in and dan already starts mumbling

[@jasminekellie4815]

I'm so sorry to say but watching Dan without Phil is like watching Rhett without Link, Coffee without sugar. Feels missing Something, sure they have separate Channel, but i used to see they both go Outside together 😂

[@comicphans2440]

I mean Phil was there too, and they are separate people. But I get what you mean 😂

[@andslove88]

NanaKitty 95 Rhink and Phan trashcan is the description of my life

[@PoptropiCoffin]

NanaKitty 95 same bro

[@nagarinv5914]

They're separate people guys omfg

[@joycelyn200]

NanaKitty 95 Phil was there too

[@murkyblue2279]

Phil trying to hold Dan up though XD

[@krise.85]

Phangirl omg where?

[@murkyblue2279]

Around 2:43 but it appears he stops once he notices the camera is on them.

[@mikaylarasnick]

awh yeah dan was preeeety tipsy

[@alexus646]

I love how you can see phases of drunk that he goes through...first he just walks around smiling and being happy about everything, then just dies of laughter over every little thing, then he's just like "what's going on, Phil? I wanna go home"

[@Eszter135]

'You're posessed by Satan' the pot calling the kettle black, Dan

[@vivianpaige350]

When he asked joey to rate his night... you could just hear the drunkenness

[@Lisallamaa]

I love how you can just recognize Dan's laugh from a mile away haha

[@Tebaxisorceress]

Phil being also tipsy and trying to hold a sloshed Dan up is so cute to me

[@mreowmo]

it's weird seeing phil drinking

[@vee5663]

I love how Dan slurs his words when he's drunk but it's like adorable slurring I love him oml

[@trailblazer_98]

"Is it going to turn into a chicken or something?" got to love Connor

[@quinty9246]

It looks like when Dan is drunk, he is less awkward and more social.
Whut?

[@lovebotcalum]

a lot of people are like that. i’d probably be like that too.

[@ellepoynton935]

Dan mumbles so much when he's drunk lmao

[@galinav.k.6517]

the slight slur in dans voice in the last clip gave me back my will to live

[@tr-wf6ub]

"you're possessed by Satan"

[@luckypeople8461]

cheese wiz the finn pfp, the cheezwiz reference, we're best friends now

[@selinucar1615]

joey: " i don't understand!! "
dan: " you are possessed by satan "
me: wow

[@mi-nie]

"DanIsNotOnFire"

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

2:45 Dan slightly slurring is my new religion

[@Sketcha_Line]

since Dan was drunk, the card trick must of been like fucking finding the meaning of life

[@kalsarchive7853]

Dan being inaudible is my aesthetic

[@jamie5792]

1:30
'you're possessed by Satan'
same

[@jennymarty7376]

jesus when i met alfie he was absolutely giant. Dan is tall af omg

[@t.rebelclef2883]

OMG DAN IS OUTSIDE SOCIALISING WITH OTHER HUMANS

[@BABY-dc3xb]

Everyone else: Show us how to do the magic :D
Dan: *YOU ARE POSSESSED BY s a t a n*

[@dansworriedface2622]

drunk Daniel is the cutest Daniel tbh he seems so fun too be around :3

[@kenzieloomis9868]

2:43 in love with phil low-key shuffling away from dan because of the cam on them

[@talkfastclifford4381]

Drunk dan is my new religion

[@kingofallthewildthings8977]

daniel is too drunk to follow the queen

[@Sarahkoruya]

Am I the only one who would love to get drunk with Dan?...yes...? Okay...

[@intelecx5237]

Same

[@tmv611]

if i didn't love dan enough this pushed me over the love cliff into a deep abyss of feelings and i can't swim

[@LonelyWonderingWanderer]

I love how close dan and phil stand to eachother😍😍😍😍

[@holly8428]

I love Dan enough but drunk Dan... omfggg and his little slur in his voice.

[@red_nailsss]

They're too drunk they've no idea wtfs happening

[@yciicosmicallyyuckandyum29]

i could already tell how drunk he was when he said “out of ten”

[@atlastgames]

Joey's little "I don;t understand..." killed me awww XD

[@StudioClarissaCorrea]

i swear phil was hugging dan when the he noticed the camera went on them

[@vic-mu6rl]

no lmao he was holding Dan up cause he would fall

[@liv27.]

I love Dan! "You're possessed by Satan!"

[@millie5532]

"You're possessed by Satan!" 😂 oh dear Daniel

[@michaelasuorsa]

"I'd rather disown all of you as a friend than continue this moment" me too dan

[@allaboutyuzu]

"he's possessed by SATAN" drunk dan everybody

[@-svintpvtrick6333]

danny is so wasted it's adorable

[@Petal2604]

0:56 dan's face

[@numetalkitty]

Dan literally sees cars trick and just says “you’re possessed by satan” like me too Daniel, me toooooo

[@kelseyhendershot8645]

1:55
Connor: NOPE!

[@im6871]

“Is it gonna turn into a chicken or something” god I love Connor

[@staylushmsp1547]

"YOURE POSSESSED BY SATAN"

[@charliecarrouth1626]

his speech was so slurred when he said "out of 10" lol

[@rebecca.k.hawkes]

ways to impress your drunk friends

[@sarahjanehall6158]

I love how at one point Dan says " Joeyyy, Joey he's possessed by Satan"

[@odanruiz4219]

he's not as you think he's drunk he is

[@gothicGumshoe]

Me: *Give me private footage of Dan and Phil together while drunk pls*

[@chlsey3372]

67 People turned their phones/electronics upside down and saw another like button and pressed it.

[@bleh1569]

Doot Howell Oml XD

[@ravenrox58]

"I don't understand"
-Joey Graceffa
He is literally all of us in that moment

[@dee5378]

2:45 phil defense squad

[@hanna_maria]

JOEYS: ,,I don't understand" AT 2:22 IS FUXKING ICONIC I DIE EVERYTIME AHHAHAH

[@blehhism]

"YOU'RE POSSESSED BY SATAN"

[@kbennett7676]

2:09 joey: I don't understand
me