Binging with Babish: The Sloppy Jessica from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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  • @TheMantheMythandortheLegend
    @TheMantheMythandortheLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8027

    It's a shame he forgot the cross-section for the single carrot.

    • @Sparkball
      @Sparkball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      After all this work I’m finally done.....wait

    • @waterboys5006
      @waterboys5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah he forgot the cross section- Wait for the carrot?

    • @jameskalman6831
      @jameskalman6831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its actually quite filling

    • @formalbread
      @formalbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ik bro, i was so sad

    • @John14_frshmn
      @John14_frshmn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine the ingredients we would see if he did a cross section.

  • @frxwnyfxce7354
    @frxwnyfxce7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4091

    Every time he says "of course I can't finish this" I feel really ashamed of the fact I definitely could

    • @px6883
      @px6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Same lol

    • @rizzy6087
      @rizzy6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@px6883 No you and the op couldn’t.

    • @C.Woodford
      @C.Woodford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@rizzy6087 it would take me a few hours but yes I defo could

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@px6883 That's what she said.

    • @frxwnyfxce7354
      @frxwnyfxce7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@rizzy6087 I could 100% finish it in 30 minutes

  • @pinstripe7839
    @pinstripe7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7063

    The carrot didn't even make the clean plate club.

    • @DrDespicable
      @DrDespicable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Hell, it didn't even make the plate!

    • @heinousrat9019
      @heinousrat9019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      he forgot to do a cross-section too.

    • @gtnoyb2359
      @gtnoyb2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Sometimes I can't even finish all the Grape!"

    • @ru_stupid7033
      @ru_stupid7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trollz

    • @Pwredapple
      @Pwredapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He didn't even tell us how to make it

  • @kkaattoo9005
    @kkaattoo9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8804

    terry’s “DAMN GINA” never gets old

    • @poofy3202
      @poofy3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same

    • @triforcewill
      @triforcewill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *R* *O* *C* *H* *E* *L* *L* *E*

    • @izzyfernandes6862
      @izzyfernandes6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      and always remind us the older crowd of when martin lawrence said to his gina haha

    • @skiivyrn4940
      @skiivyrn4940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love this show

    • @galaxymew5138
      @galaxymew5138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOW I KNOW WHERE MY COUSINS GOT IT FROM-

  • @amoki4640
    @amoki4640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11112

    “Today we are making the baby carrot from brooklyn nine-nine”
    “first we are going to have to make a universe

    • @Kroatowa
      @Kroatowa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Way underrated comment

    • @mikaelaherve5725
      @mikaelaherve5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I stopped listening after the "we are making the baby" 😂😘

    • @has-pingu7862
      @has-pingu7862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And then were making reality

    • @amoki4640
      @amoki4640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Then The idea of taste

    • @mastur3677
      @mastur3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      All you need is some *K O S H E R S A L T*

  • @biggamer1504
    @biggamer1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9117

    the single carrot wold have been a great april fools

    • @majorfanboy2005
      @majorfanboy2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But this is from May.

    • @bobisnotaperson
      @bobisnotaperson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He wasted half a carrot.

    • @PhattBoiiii
      @PhattBoiiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its sad that that little carrot didn't make it to the clean plate club...

    • @Shadynastys76
      @Shadynastys76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wish he did a cross section first 😂

    • @serinivasskumar6333
      @serinivasskumar6333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Casey Thecoolest i always see u in most the comment under most the videos i watch man.. illuminati i suspect

  • @oaksthemeister6810
    @oaksthemeister6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9120

    You said "clean plate club" and I almost called an ambulance for you.

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Wee bit late, innit

    • @elycegrimes7205
      @elycegrimes7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@blueshell292 your even later

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Elyce Grimes
      finish primary school first before attempting roasts, otherwise you might just burn yourself
      As you just elegantly proved to be the case

    • @noabsolutelynot3660
      @noabsolutelynot3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Jannatul Najath *you're

    • @waq5258
      @waq5258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@elycegrimes7205 your even laterer

  • @storiesbydarksaberlight1517
    @storiesbydarksaberlight1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8379

    Why call it the "Sloppy Jessica" when you could call it the "Messy Jessie"?

    • @hiramjackson8322
      @hiramjackson8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      The Dirty Diana

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @Snoodit you're going with us-

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @George Howells you're going with us too-

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @George Howells Well, so does "The Sloppy Jessica"

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      The Diabetic Daniel

  • @oisavvy
    @oisavvy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8080

    Made this with pepperoni. I was in Heart Attack Heaven for 5-10 minutes.

    • @jellydae
      @jellydae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      u ok dude?

    • @oisavvy
      @oisavvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

      Actually legit had to bump my high blood pressure, meds to 100mg and decrease sodium intake after that. Tl;dr and I almost died after having heart attack (legit, 3 days later.) after eating The Sloppy Jessica from Brooklyn Nine-Nine with Pepperoni Pizza, totally worth it. Would do again. Goes great with a very greasy pepperoni pizza. 🍕

    • @jellydae
      @jellydae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      @@oisavvy ooowh... u a madlad, i respect that

    • @Zyvitzerx
      @Zyvitzerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Space Cadet would you eat it again

    • @oisavvy
      @oisavvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Zyvitzerx only if someone paid me and I'd eat it the same way I made it. :)

  • @mr.handsomecoffeecup2406
    @mr.handsomecoffeecup2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41026

    Can you add the ingredients for the single carrot in the description? You spoke a little too fast

    • @magnogiancarloa.1824
      @magnogiancarloa.1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      r/wooooooooosh

    • @coolchilion722
      @coolchilion722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

      @@cubes3449 you might think the person who commented is an idiot, but it was you who was the idiot

    • @magnogiancarloa.1824
      @magnogiancarloa.1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Bro chill its just a joke

    • @sanchezadrian6007
      @sanchezadrian6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      If you literally took this comment seriously, and follow me on this one, ok
      Maybe your the fucking idiot

    • @Pigggles
      @Pigggles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Sanchez Adrian it’s one of the rules of the internet to comment when someone says “ *your* an idiot”

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4838

    "Hey bro..I made this huge ass sandwich..come over and help me eat it."
    "Im already in my car outside your house."

  • @alexishernan4289
    @alexishernan4289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Squidward: "GOOD FOR YOU?! THAT THING IS A HEART ATTACK ON A SANDWICH!"

    • @geekerandy8773
      @geekerandy8773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Squid ward said bun. Not sandwich.

    • @cherrycola6736
      @cherrycola6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@geekerandy8773 Thank you for the very necessary correction, Andy!

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@geekerandy8773 Thanks for the input, Jeff

    • @12-j3melendezaeronjirob.3
      @12-j3melendezaeronjirob.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@amyartlover
      Well, I don't have a soul.
      *Demonic noises*

    • @reuv8441
      @reuv8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Farkas The Companion thanks for you’re service
      Gregory fiddlesworth brickban blubberbeard the 29th!

  • @mankind-redefined1982
    @mankind-redefined1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9486

    I respect the absolutely copious amount of alcohol in the background.

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Dirty synth.

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Science is for nerds. Kill all robots, shreks and zombies!

    • @wiem9384
      @wiem9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      War never changes

    • @mankind-redefined1982
      @mankind-redefined1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm literally gonna teleport synths in your guys' rectums.

    • @MojaveMoron
      @MojaveMoron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mankind - Redefined Don't threaten me with a good time

  • @boycerazor
    @boycerazor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    I came for The Sloppy Jessica... I stayed for the carrot.

    • @forevermyfire923
      @forevermyfire923 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boyce Rozenberg same.

    • @rurikyo
      @rurikyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Give ☝ for health! Try this on Sunday!

    • @emilypearl3510
      @emilypearl3510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But did you notice the carrot wasn't part of the clean plate club

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nataliacarrillo4175
      @nataliacarrillo4175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Space Sponge yshhw

  • @luvpcralta9166
    @luvpcralta9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4055

    can’t wait till when i have my own house and i can make shit like this without getting screamed at lol

    • @dong2793
      @dong2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      ツluvpcralta that totally sucks, especially if you like cooking :(. My mom lets me make anything I want as long as it’s not too outrageous and I clean after myself.

    • @reuv8441
      @reuv8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who the hell’s house are you making this in?!? What is in there?!?

    • @dong2793
      @dong2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@reuv8441 i- I'm pretty sure they're talking about their parents lmao

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I'm someone who doesn't like cooking infront of people. I'm at uni right now and have to share a kitchen with 7 others so most of the time I'm eating at 10pm because that's when the kitchen is empty. Around Easter time I was in a flat with 5 rooms but 2 people had moved out into other flats and 2 had gone home for Easter (I was supposed to go home the day the lockdown was announced) so I had a few months of having my own kitchen and it was great. I learnt a few recipes and experimented with different foods. The only disadvantage was that maintenance took advantage of people not being in and so I'd suddenly hear doors close and footsteps in the building.

    • @jj-ce8bb
      @jj-ce8bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me to in wanting my own home to make this shit any way

  • @JasonDelarosa2000
    @JasonDelarosa2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    This unit of entertainment brought to you by Fremulon.
    "Not a doctor, shh!"

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *insert weird brassy DUN DUN DUN jingle here*

    • @Valhalla05
      @Valhalla05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now back to Parks & Recreation

    • @hexagonalmann7495
      @hexagonalmann7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and they said "its impossible to hear TH-cam comments". Well thats a lie.

    • @dravyn4124
      @dravyn4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, youre a doctor.

    • @CriticalFeline
      @CriticalFeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F R E M U L O N

  • @stevewright8284
    @stevewright8284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4674

    you were my soul animal for all of about 5 second when i thought you ate the whole thing.

    • @dainsle
      @dainsle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Are you trying to write spirit animal, or this one is supposed to be a joke ?

    • @Abadaba._
      @Abadaba._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dainsle yea it’s a joke I think

    • @c0ltz450
      @c0ltz450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Abadaba._ you made me want to stab a pen into my throat so I would slowly suffocate and drown in my own blood

    • @relo4d604
      @relo4d604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blubber Blub, wow those are some real big feelings, any idea what the source of these are? Maybe we can discuss some better coping mechanisms so as not to interrupt your productive day?

    • @Abadaba._
      @Abadaba._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nolan Beatrolyn lmaooooo i forgot I even commented this but I’ll get to ur requests in around a week

  • @nichlaur1156
    @nichlaur1156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    No joke, this video inspired me to watch Brooklyn Nine Nine, so far i have no regrets

  • @AishiteneLove
    @AishiteneLove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    I literally gasped when I thought he beasted through that entire sandwich lol

    • @stiflersmomtv4003
      @stiflersmomtv4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same. For a second I was like.. "pretty sure I couldn't do it".. and man.. I can eat a lot.

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like I could do it. It would stuff me till my acid reflux went haywire. But I could do it.

    • @C.Woodford
      @C.Woodford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aztesticals same I feel like I could, then not eat for like a week xD

  • @chimerablack4913
    @chimerablack4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    "Just a basic chili" - Proceeds to name 6 ingredients I've never heard of...

    • @insertcoolnamehere8516
      @insertcoolnamehere8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ground beef

    • @sssddfsafsda494
      @sssddfsafsda494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@insertcoolnamehere8516 my flooring will be fitted in with beef next wook too!

    • @chimerablack4913
      @chimerablack4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Basil Gray Googled them and legit never seen these

    • @ph4790
      @ph4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ancho chile, cumin, coriander seeds

    • @hans9719
      @hans9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ulysses Farr like you don't need to be that mean, you know

  • @homersimpson6585
    @homersimpson6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5329

    It looks like it tastes terrible or extremely good
    The carrot not the sloppy Jessica

    • @khatunamezvrishvili6211
      @khatunamezvrishvili6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      If it tastes like a carrot, it's good

    • @aldervic6293
      @aldervic6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      THEY GOT US IN THE FIRST HALF NOT GONNA LIE

    • @disneyrockz12
      @disneyrockz12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      owomaster no man likes a sloppy Jessica

    • @WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio
      @WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that cannot taste horrible. unless you deliberatly piss in it

    • @timstarkey3692
      @timstarkey3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio or if you have an allergy to carrots

  • @falsegodichor
    @falsegodichor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    I was super concerned when he said he ate it all by himself

    • @animatednerd3428
      @animatednerd3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pathetic

    • @MrAsego
      @MrAsego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "As you can imagine this joined the clean plate club"
      *holy shit*
      "Just kidding I cut it up and shared it"
      *Oh thank God*

    • @SportySpice2004
      @SportySpice2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I want to eat that thing with my butthole

    • @strawberrycake3474
      @strawberrycake3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@SportySpice2004 what the hell are you into

    • @SportySpice2004
      @SportySpice2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Strawberry Cake I’m into the sloppy Jessica style of eating

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Damn, Gina!!

    • @xtopher2604
      @xtopher2604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fallout Plays what are you doing over here?! We got destiny to play!!

    • @KuraZie
      @KuraZie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      haha I could hear Terry in my head

  • @alexrogers6676
    @alexrogers6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Never heard of this dude before. Popped in my recommended and I will never unsub. Dudes hilarious and has some nice recipes.

  • @salvahazana7629
    @salvahazana7629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    "Sloppy Jessica", thats what i used to be called in highschool

    • @michaelblakley845
      @michaelblakley845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@utkarshsatyaprakash4383 sure lol

    • @turbo_turtle6728
      @turbo_turtle6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Mikey Blakley it’s true guys I was the bully

    • @michaelblakley845
      @michaelblakley845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@turbo_turtle6728 idk, any man that says "I beat the crap out of him" sounds like he really didn't 😂, but I'm sorry. I didnt know, I had my suspension that the chairs were paid actors

    • @aregmartirosyan2076
      @aregmartirosyan2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT??????🤯

    • @jdogwoof66
      @jdogwoof66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@turbo_turtle6728 i was the best friend, before he mistaken me for the bully and beat me up

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Chilli mac looks hella good. Almost like hamburger helper but better.

    • @lightningares9331
      @lightningares9331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dad makes the best chili mac

    • @lightningares9331
      @lightningares9331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is sooooooooo good

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I thought I was a genius when I personally discovered it. Turns out I just stumbled upon an ancient recipe. Fair warning though. Make it your last meal. If not you're gonna be carrying that around for the rest of the day.

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lightningares9331 Yo can you send me some

    • @nicnuckle5167
      @nicnuckle5167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I vomited twice in your comment , once in between chilli and once in between better

  • @dominicrenedecotret364
    @dominicrenedecotret364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    How tf does he just casually make the best looking Mac and Cheese? I don’t get this man

    • @DasZuckerhaus
      @DasZuckerhaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dominic Rene de Cotret didnt hold back on the cheese

    • @Hello-jw7fb
      @Hello-jw7fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      high quality ingredients, years of experience, attention to detail

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s made so many Mac and cheese recipes and I’m taking what I like best from all of them

    • @DrDespicable
      @DrDespicable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorcery. It's what he does.

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died a little when he called that a roux. A decent roux takes at least 30 minutes and looks like milk chocolate. What he made was a white gravy, and I'm sure it's good, but it's no roux

  • @Vaxtris
    @Vaxtris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I actually made chili the other day using your recipe here and came out fantastic!

  • @Mariontyo
    @Mariontyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Imagine walking into his house while he was cooking literally anything. Bet it would be like heaven for a straight 5 hours or so

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      noodles so he could be cooking an actual pile of shit and it would be like heaven for a straight 5 hours or so?

    • @Mariontyo
      @Mariontyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      MrStealYourComment if it’s binging with babish it’s good. You just needs some salt and seasoning

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      noodles I like you man

    • @acbonekki9321
      @acbonekki9321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nah it'd be hell because you'd only be able to smell and look at the food for the 5 hours while he's preparing it. But I guess when he's done that's when it turns into heaven

    • @demonmasterx953
      @demonmasterx953 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chris-pp2xb lol you clearly never tasted ramen or noodles

  • @kaiyajones5555
    @kaiyajones5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    "it's everything I've wanted to eat for the last *48 hours* "

    • @xtrlsidma
      @xtrlsidma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kaiya Jones yea the last 2 days

    • @kaiyajones5555
      @kaiyajones5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Xtrl Sidma ..yeah, I got that

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kaiya Jones That's 2/7ths of a week.

    • @alejandrodecorse9437
      @alejandrodecorse9437 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaiya Jones 🤮

    • @GiatrosDys
      @GiatrosDys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'd give the week a 5/7 for salad.

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    Fun fact: baby carrots are just cut up normal carrots

    • @joewong1082
      @joewong1082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Clint Beastwood its true yo wiki it

    • @arm_and180
      @arm_and180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Clint Beastwood I'm afraid it's true

    • @yfgffgffggfyfyf8615
      @yfgffgffggfyfyf8615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Natalie Alfera really dumbass

    • @kei.s7077
      @kei.s7077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lies...

    • @CharlesLumia
      @CharlesLumia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      But some carrots are actually babies. I forget what they call them. They're fancier than normal carrots.

  • @Ienyu
    @Ienyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    My cat apparently loves your voice, she’s never grabbed my arm and pestered me while on my phone to this intensity. Theres *drool*.

    • @cathoodiegirl4118
      @cathoodiegirl4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. Pharaoh falls asleep whenever I watch Babish. He slept on top of a potato sack when I was using Babish's Chicken Noodle Soup video to make it one time. ❤❤❤

  • @vindalowd1107
    @vindalowd1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I need a friend who makes too much delicious food then needs my help eating it.

    • @skyemorningstar166
      @skyemorningstar166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is a mood and a half!
      And now I'm even hungrier 😂

    • @RE24601
      @RE24601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I volunteer to be that friend for everybody. I need friends to make delicious food for 😂

    • @QuirrelSquad
      @QuirrelSquad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you can be that friend if you have the skills

    • @Grace-ez2ot
      @Grace-ez2ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so ready to be that friend

  • @pr1defulones
    @pr1defulones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Well I'm hungry time to try to make this, and fail miserably because I ate every thing before I can piece it all together.

    • @darkpandalord3844
      @darkpandalord3844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "I ate every thing before I can piece it all together." And I thought I had bad self control...damn.

    • @crab3849
      @crab3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @crab3849
      @crab3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

    • @JustAnEmptyCageGirl
      @JustAnEmptyCageGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You can always do another attempt. And another. And another. And another. And...

    • @dexhorox7394
      @dexhorox7394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh probbly better separated anyways

  • @MarkoVuckovic32
    @MarkoVuckovic32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Imagine having Babish as your friend and then he calls to help him with the sandwich

    • @DrDespicable
      @DrDespicable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I imagine exactly that - frequently.

    • @TheBonneter
      @TheBonneter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DrDespicable he also apparently gives food to friends 🤩

    • @GaryBowen73
      @GaryBowen73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I need new friends.

    • @nijah_r
      @nijah_r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GaryBowen73 same

    • @shanekeenaNYC
      @shanekeenaNYC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me just get in my car... Ok, Here!

  • @Longshot1056
    @Longshot1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This reminds me of a sandwich I used to get while I was at Drexel. There's a food truck between the main and engineering buildings by 32nd st in Philly. While when I went there the truck was a non-descript white truck with a cork board and some papers tacked to it they've since upgraded to having paint and stuff.
    Sandwich is called a Jimmy's Sister. Take a 10" hoagie roll and fill it half way with chopped steak then add mozzarella sticks, marinara, chicken tenders, fries, franks red hot, and then top with cheese wiz.
    That used to run about $4 and then add fries and a drink for another $2.50. There's absolutely no distinct flavors, I guarantee it's all frozen, but once you take a bite your gonna finish it in a about a minute and a half.

  • @terriblegamer6162
    @terriblegamer6162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I got a heart attack just looking at that

    • @JohnSmith-lt1ck
      @JohnSmith-lt1ck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Intense Autism Depends. What’s your current state of health?

    • @notthestatusquo7683
      @notthestatusquo7683 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then make sure to never watch an EpicMealTime video

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Smith
      Irrelevant, a better question would be how close is the nearest hospital with a spare heart and arteries?

    • @Pathaholic
      @Pathaholic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      your name suits you

    • @chrisossu2070
      @chrisossu2070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really shouldn't have watched this right after eating.

  • @doggothegoodboy
    @doggothegoodboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    My jaw dropped when I thought you ate the whole thing

    • @kelmars1738
      @kelmars1738 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doggothegoodboi same!

    • @candyapu3
      @candyapu3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same! I was like damn more like binging with Dabish

    • @novatheetheral6776
      @novatheetheral6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      candyapu3 That doesn't even make sense lol

    • @petlemons
      @petlemons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you smoke a dab you will be pretty hungry

  • @revorger
    @revorger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I was really hoping that carrot would to make it into the Clean Plate Club.

    • @MarkKalal
      @MarkKalal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wasn't promised dessert if he did so...

  • @fallen8724
    @fallen8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Andrew: Today we're going to make the single carrot
    Me: *laughs in farmer*

  • @thevoidmagician6653
    @thevoidmagician6653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    3:04 Congratulations, you've become a true American.

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    I felt my arteries clogging watching this. Thank you for forcing yourself to prepare and then consume such deadly things for our amusement

    • @Sad_Soraya
      @Sad_Soraya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lisa Fenix lol! Nicely phrased!😂😂😂

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean "preparing and tasting foods made for gods" when you say that, right?

    • @bensmith88
      @bensmith88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not only could I feel my arteries hardening, my feet were tingling too.

    • @gavynperez3468
      @gavynperez3468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't you mean you could feel your left ventrical shut as you speak?
      Hehe refrences

    • @hope_and_love
      @hope_and_love 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whatever, I'm definitely making chili mac the next time I get a bag of weed.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    ...a few dashes of hot sauce if your feelin frisky...
    Oh Babish you rascal I didnt know you were into *that*

  • @viserproductions1
    @viserproductions1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The recipe that single handedly started Babish on his diet

  • @manutdshrimp
    @manutdshrimp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I’ve been hoping that you’d make a Brooklyn Nine Nine episode for a while now! I hope you are able to make more, given that Boyle is a fan of some weirdly interesting food, lol.

    • @TheFashionofTheDay
      @TheFashionofTheDay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Goat stew!!

    • @Deidre0000
      @Deidre0000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jocelyn García don't forget the hoof! Mmmmmm.

    • @yas2316
      @yas2316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bone marrow custard

  • @victorpopov3809
    @victorpopov3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    If i had a friend who would ask me to help him eat maccaroni pizza chili bread sandvich i would be honored

  • @mihirmodak3049
    @mihirmodak3049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4370

    "Today we are making the baby carrot from Brooklyn Nine Nine"
    First we're gonna take a female carrot, a male carrot
    Tell the male carrot to ask for consent.
    The female carrot already has a boyfriend.
    Sorry guys, no baby carrot today :(

    • @Beaver_Monday
      @Beaver_Monday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Infidelity ftw

    • @caseybromage6573
      @caseybromage6573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      we dont need consent on the internet

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@caseybromage6573 yeah officer, this comment right here

    • @thef.b.i2705
      @thef.b.i2705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Mighty Coffee Productions you’re coming with us

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@thef.b.i2705 glad to see the law at work

  • @andrewmilner3085
    @andrewmilner3085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I’m sitting here on my 14th cup of applesauce binge watching a guy make a sandwich that contains 3 meals in one...
    I need to go outside.

    • @windrogue78
      @windrogue78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not in 2020 you dont

    • @sharoncastillo2411
      @sharoncastillo2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@windrogue78 2021 can be worse

    • @caesarion4975
      @caesarion4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sharoncastillo2411 or better who knows

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So far it looks promising. But we're only 8% through

    • @windrogue78
      @windrogue78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I come back and I see that I commented here. Well 2021 still sucks

  • @malfi943
    @malfi943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Do Mama Maglione Lasagna from B99 next! You could even do the garlic bread too as long as you can make it to the corner store in time.

    • @pramathhegde5675
      @pramathhegde5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But he will have only 12 minutes to go to a store and come back😂

    • @xiphossigil8302
      @xiphossigil8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *whisper* Mama Maglione

    • @dumb6241
      @dumb6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xiphossigil8302 *WE HAVE TO GO NOW!*

  • @valentinomagallanes1032
    @valentinomagallanes1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    On another episode of how i plugged my toilet

    • @beantickle
      @beantickle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Arteries

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beantickle what?

    • @velocibadgery
      @velocibadgery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Akira.0. what?

    • @andrewbyers7826
      @andrewbyers7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hahahahahaha. This comment kills me.
      Also, I'm lactose intolerant, so this sandwich might kill me. I'd need to down an entire bottle of Lactaid to prevent an atomic bomb in the toilet situation.

    • @ActuallyRocatex
      @ActuallyRocatex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Modern euthinasia

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I'm still waiting for a video with Babish wearing a headband and showing us how to make the ramen from Naruto

    • @Narutard713
      @Narutard713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Veridian you just brought back nostalgia and got the theme stuck in my head.
      I love you, but I hate you.

    • @amer2253
      @amer2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why isnt this already a thing

    • @Rowan_A_Boat
      @Rowan_A_Boat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hiking screamers?

    • @djninja2425
      @djninja2425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i suggested ramen from naruto but he didnt make it :/

    • @shaym.6224
      @shaym.6224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, not that we'd see the headband

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Doctor Andrew be like:
    *operation on person with cancer*
    So first a generous sprinkling of kosher salt
    Assistant doctor: does he know what he's doing?
    Other assistant doctor:
    Sshhh, trust me. He knows.

    • @chonaturallo5281
      @chonaturallo5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he doesn't
      He didn't even put freshly ground pepper

    • @gojitsar7505
      @gojitsar7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chonaturallo5281 You’re wrong too. The patient’s heart is a little dry, so you must rub it with olive oil before replacing it with a new heart and freezing it.

    • @gojitsar7505
      @gojitsar7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Flying Kalamari Ohhh.......

  • @vallan-anundson
    @vallan-anundson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    make "Bagel Bites in a deconstructed Hot Pocket reduction with a Doritos glaze" from Community plz!

    • @The_Mister_E
      @The_Mister_E 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That... might be good. Maybe. The doritos with the pizza is pushing it.

    • @adderous
      @adderous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There are enough flavors of both hot pocket and dorito you could probably find an acceptable combination.

    • @yourlongshadows5568
      @yourlongshadows5568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg yes!

    • @ihateurguts.87
      @ihateurguts.87 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @lunablueslushie
      @lunablueslushie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haven't seen where this comes from but I want this so bad.

  • @Sad_Soraya
    @Sad_Soraya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    How bout the Eriksen’s 7 layer salad from ‘how i met your mother’ if you want some salad in your life😝😝😂

    • @DaniCalifornia_x
      @DaniCalifornia_x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG yes and if I could vote more than once, I would

    • @linnnilssongrasberg7006
      @linnnilssongrasberg7006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadiyah Ali YES! or the turturkeykey.

    • @Sad_Soraya
      @Sad_Soraya 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Linn Nilsson Gräsberg oh wow that would be epic!

  • @miguelencanarias
    @miguelencanarias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This channel is the whole package. Delicious food (although in this particular case, not the healthiest in the history of mankind), clean and well-organized cooking, and funny witty comments sprinkled here and there in a Bob Ross-like soothing voice.

  • @Rockin_Ross
    @Rockin_Ross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Perfection. I would’ve hallowed out the bread and just had a crispy shell. Then all that filling would’ve fit! ❤️

  • @joaquinphoenixsforeheadfac7829
    @joaquinphoenixsforeheadfac7829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    At first I thought the baby carrot was a cheese puff. I really need to start eating healthy now

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Can wait to see the new set babish

  • @naesalm
    @naesalm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    GINA KNOWS BEST

  • @under_score_x1a326
    @under_score_x1a326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aaahhh. Much better 😌 now the sagacity continues!

  • @sethmurrin5273
    @sethmurrin5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Sweet Jesus I love this channel. Such a relief to see someone who provides consistently great content and get real recognition. Keep being amazing Babish!

  • @georgeclinton4524
    @georgeclinton4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Reminds me of when I make Lasagna Sandwiches.
    Split a loaf of bread, hit it with garlic, butter, and herbs, then toast it in the oven.
    Spread 2 piping hot pieces of lasagna on it then close it up and burn your mouth all the way to flavor city.

    • @anindyassdey
      @anindyassdey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gotdamn

    • @DeathByLego
      @DeathByLego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do it harder daddy

    • @Danny-ne1ty
      @Danny-ne1ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now that's a recipe I can get behind

  • @grotesmurfnewworldleader3164
    @grotesmurfnewworldleader3164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I think the carrot was your best dish yet.

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:37 Babish: We're gonna cut this in half because it would be physically impossible to eat it otherwise
    Shaggy:
    Challenge accepted

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This sounds like something incredible but in a WAY smaller portion

    • @may.d.a.y
      @may.d.a.y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I'm here for a good time not a long time

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      may)(day hell yea i am

    • @harryb12993
      @harryb12993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah that size was manageable, skip breakfast and have it for a large lunch, feel good for the rest of the day

    • @henryharris8971
      @henryharris8971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Blum just made it at home and it was not manageable at all lol

  • @judekiv
    @judekiv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    How to eat enough calories for a month

    • @mirillis6083
      @mirillis6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But i ate the whole thing not a slice

    • @TheRojo387
      @TheRojo387 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a week.

  • @vmkdude22
    @vmkdude22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Spaghetti tacos from iCarly

    • @eliseblair5228
      @eliseblair5228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      vmkdude22 don’t you just take spaghetti and put it inside a taco? Does it need a recipe?

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Get out 😒

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      vmkdude22 Yo...my mom has made these before. Other people have as well. It’s actually good.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elise Blair yeah?

    • @aryooon
      @aryooon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@eliseblair5228 he needs to make a regular version and a fancy one

  • @chrissi975
    @chrissi975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Ugh, this is disgusting!"
    *Adds it to my recipe playlist*

  • @T4silly
    @T4silly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I got heart burn just from watching this.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mr maxwell
      I think you are my spirit animal.

    • @pinupgirl7065
      @pinupgirl7065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut the fuck up you know you would eat it

    • @yeetman6955
      @yeetman6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pinupgirl7065 bitch STFU literally nobody like people like you.

    • @eddiespaghetti6485
      @eddiespaghetti6485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pinupgirl7065 saying youll get heartburn isnt saying you dont wanna eat it youre saying youd be in pain after eating it

    • @andrewbyers7826
      @andrewbyers7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pairs well with a side of a full bottle of Tums.

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I don't give a shit about my health
    Babish 2018 👍

  • @ehabshanan1601
    @ehabshanan1601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brooklyn Nine Nine is slept on. Such an underrated show.

  • @tbirch001
    @tbirch001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sloppy Jessica is a work of art can I just add

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    That's mad; it's like a Garbage Plate sandwich xD

    • @michaelagustinsantos3015
      @michaelagustinsantos3015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lawrence Calablaster Or a heart attack in a loaf.

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Random UserPerson or a stroak on rye

    • @beefy74
      @beefy74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOVE IT

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is funny, because Babish already covered The Garbage Plate from The Place Behind the Pines

    • @ketomine.
      @ketomine. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lawrence Calablaster a garbage plate sandwich? I’d eat

  • @thisguyshouldvebeeninyoutu5036
    @thisguyshouldvebeeninyoutu5036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This guy should've been in youtube rewind.

  • @Leveluptackle
    @Leveluptackle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How am I just now seeing this! Brooklyn nine-nine is my favorite show and you’re my favorite cooking channel. Double win, noice

  • @omega-se5zm
    @omega-se5zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the episode that not only got me into binging with babish but also Brooklyn 99

  • @Bread_Bauru
    @Bread_Bauru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Oh look, a living heart attack

    • @henriquedarcio3484
      @henriquedarcio3484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wofoeh8001 not living anymore

    • @yeetman6955
      @yeetman6955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now what if instead of buns use garlic bread

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I was all for it up until he started making the mac and cheese to later put into the sandwich. Babish is right in the description: "you shouldn't eat this."

    • @erhansevimli8219
      @erhansevimli8219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its coming for the over 40 people

    • @erhansevimli8219
      @erhansevimli8219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say hello to my big diabetes friend

  • @NathanKathan
    @NathanKathan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was bingewatching Brooklyn Nine Nine last weekend thinking that you should make an episode on the show and the Sloppy Jessica. I feel like a psychic right now...

    • @dizzybunnies
      @dizzybunnies 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      how are u liking the show? :)

  • @elleporidae
    @elleporidae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Food and cooking skills aside, the humor is what I'm here for 😂

    • @smky6868
      @smky6868 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lookup "You Suck St Cooking". Wont regret it for sure :D

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best is when he took a breath and told himself to grow a pair. 😂😂

  • @averysnowgarcera173
    @averysnowgarcera173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dad's gonna love this with some cold beer as combo meal while watching his favorite football team.

    • @Midorikonokami
      @Midorikonokami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trying to inherit really I see...

  • @astraldreamz1556
    @astraldreamz1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    *The way I like to make my pizza bread is to start with a layer of mozarella, then hit it with the pizza sauce. Then, because apparently I don't give a sh*t about my health anymore, another layer of mozarella*
    *M O O D*

    • @oldanev8254
      @oldanev8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xneonisneonx your names kong?

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Make the Broodwich from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I don't think you can get ingredients that evil, but I'd like to see how you get close.

    • @morebakeder
      @morebakeder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      been asking for this in every one of his videos since i first found this channel, still waiting

    • @ObiTrev
      @ObiTrev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And those SUN DRIED TOMATOES!

    • @DanteEdward
      @DanteEdward 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember to make sure that it can't be taken apart or disassembled!

    • @sephiroth952
      @sephiroth952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yes!!!

    • @oscarnelson9626
      @oscarnelson9626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I'm just gonna stuff cheese and spam in a roll and microwave it

    • @abdaniel487
      @abdaniel487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That sounds pretty good, actually. Just pan fry the spam and toast the roll.

    • @matthewcross2991
      @matthewcross2991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      instructions unclear

    • @matthewosborne8384
      @matthewosborne8384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nailed it!

  • @joshuaseagondollar2495
    @joshuaseagondollar2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's weird rewatching these older videos from years ago and getting two Babish ads before it.
    Our boy's come a long way.

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Now that is stoner food if I’ve ever seen some. Also acceptable as drunk food I guess.

    • @somerandomguy5977
      @somerandomguy5977 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most definitely drunk food

    • @whatsup5914
      @whatsup5914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nebel Werfer shit up that to a 20 (in Australia is 20 a g) and I'll make this while high shit I've made fried rice and stir fry while high and give me a can of Chile some microwave Mac and cheese 2 pieces of white bread some pizza sauce some ground cheese and an oven and I'll have one of these done by the time my paranoia phase ends and the munchies kicks in

    • @TheMVS1995
      @TheMVS1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking a pregnancy craving, lol.

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J Ren I want this sober, which makes me wonder what I’d make high or drunk

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elderrusty541 probably cereal or go get taco bell stoner people will give up half way being to baked out of there brains. And being drunk will make you upset and probably will puke all over the kitchen cause you had to many patron shots cause you wanted to prove Becky you can take 6 shots under 5 mins.

  • @RipleyBeann
    @RipleyBeann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    OH MY GOD please make more Brooklyn Nine Nine foods. It's such a good show

    • @SlenderIsDed
      @SlenderIsDed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eloise Read-Watson ^

    • @RipleyBeann
      @RipleyBeann 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor yes oh my god

  • @KelseyDrummer
    @KelseyDrummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    “The floor is so sticky.”
    “I just came.”
    Me.

  • @onlyMetalisMusic
    @onlyMetalisMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a former Subway employee I gotta say: Step up your sandwich folding game! ^^

  • @sub2willne52
    @sub2willne52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    3:42 Badly reminds me of "Saturn Devouring His Son".

    • @ellenmarie9765
      @ellenmarie9765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really appreciate this art reference.

    • @swolie
      @swolie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Goya piece?

    • @redacculous
      @redacculous ปีที่แล้ว

      Both involve guys eating their creations, so I can see the connections

  • @grantpierfelice1661
    @grantpierfelice1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    ABOMINATION? Good sir this is a MASTERPEICE!

  • @jackgoff4996
    @jackgoff4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Then Were Gonna Man Up And Grow A Pair And Eat It"
    😂😂😂

  • @goldeneyedragon7208
    @goldeneyedragon7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Sloppy Joe, then Sloppy Jessica, Now the Sloppy Johnny.

  • @homer_thompson5090
    @homer_thompson5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "A Sloppy Jessica" sounds like what they'd name a porn movie after the discovery of a new technique

  • @premjyotishcombat6647
    @premjyotishcombat6647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t know how no one has requested it but if you can make the good sauce from good burger that would be amazing.

  • @davemlbc
    @davemlbc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    No cross section for the baby carrot?

  • @SheBPadfoot
    @SheBPadfoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I made this once for a costume party. It was amazing! I really want to try again but with the gourmet Mac n’cheese from a future Babish episode. Man, I adore this channel.

  • @bluenidalee2550
    @bluenidalee2550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Please do the Soup from Kung Fu Panda!

  • @saraha4262
    @saraha4262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Can you make the 'Pepperjack Turducken Slammer' from Supernatural?

    • @Nova-Soul
      @Nova-Soul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hell yeah

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah A that sounds delicious

    • @soulsabr4472
      @soulsabr4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have no idea what that is but it sounds horrifyingly good. DO IT!

    • @mocwanheda9652
      @mocwanheda9652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gray snot included?

    • @theartsynerd3979
      @theartsynerd3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it!!

  • @angelaann3196
    @angelaann3196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    was i the only one shocked when he said it made the clean plate club?

  • @TentacleDifficultiesMedia
    @TentacleDifficultiesMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching this channel. I can't count how many videos I have watched of BWB so far. By far this was one of the funniest videos I have seen of his.