@SGhockeychika4 Dude, that's awesome...I wish you all the best. I've just been messing with ya, Aussies play sports that nobody cares about too...but, we love them. The Olympic genetics thing is a Doug Stanhope joke, it's pretty funny. Seriously mate, I hope you do really well and follow your dreams. I've always wanted an Ice Hockey team to follow...tell me what Minnesota's team is called...you have a new fan!
She honestly does not get 'angry' that Danny uses her life story in his joke.The Mom joke was very funny.I had to watch that part a few times because it was his facial expression,and the joke itself that made it enjoyable.
@jacobyne I don't understand how you can say that when soccer/football is not our number one sport yet we have one of the best female teams. Despite it being the number one sport in many countries, the US mens team makes it in the World Cup and goes farther than a lot of other countries. Despite Hockey not being our number one sport we made it to the Gold medal game in the Olympics. We have many sports in the US and unlike a lot of countries they all make big profits.
football hits wicked hard, in Aussie and rugby you have to control your hits. when football was first coming into existence people were killed and it was brutal (that was when rugby was thriving in the USA). Then football got safer and it grew in popularity. I play rugby, I play AF if you have not played both you really can't comment. And Aussie footballers are not tougher (trust me).
I think Danny Bhoy should go on tour with Russell Peters and the Snake Charmer they could comment on curling ,golf and cricket etc with the Snake Charmer playing Thunder Struck or the McHaggis jig ( by the Dropkick Murphy's )on her bagbipes .
@kellialbright Danny doesn't hate Americans. He takes the mickey out of every country, including Scotland. He makes fun of Australia IN Australia and their audiences love it. Being able to laugh at yourself is a quality. No one takes stand-up seriously and why should they?
As a American I can confirm that this is true. But we are also realy into bowling so, if you could just say the something about as you did gulf. We will be 👌
Baseball ( rounders as it's known in the UK ) is played only by girls and as for basket ball , nobody plays that game over here cos we don't have many people over 6ft lol
@SGhockeychika4 Nah mate, I am just messing around...I respect all sports and the people who play them. I just like to test out people's mettle and yours is spot on. I must say though, I am a little disappointed with the Minnesota Golden Gophers...I was hoping for the Minnesota Marauders or something like that. I guess the name doesn't matter, the players do and you sound as though you have passion and skill. Go the Golden Gophers!!!! And Good Luck next year!
@SovietFox i can't understand, whenever there's an aussie football vs. american football argument, the americans are all "oh it's not nearly as rough as americans football" but what i see is aussies smashing into each other *without* the aid of protective shoulder pads....
What's Football two? I think you mean Football too...as-in, as well. Naismith (a son of Scottish immigrants) was a great guy, a true sportsman. Loved all sports. Became AD of McGill U. at age 19 or 20 but quickly immigrated to America. Invented Basketball in Massachusetts at the YMCA. Coached in Kansas where he died in 1939. As a Canadian, do you really want to go around saying that Basketball was invented in Canada? Makes you look desperate for mutual credit. But hey, congrats & thanks Canada!
Lol, I'm American, and I LOVE this vid. Probaly because I'm part of the smarter breed. I'm one of the few Americans that know our football's a ripoff of Rugby, and that Rugby is way better. Loved the bit about WWE too.
how are you guys not talking about danny? Or that amazing shot he made with the basketball? Granted it must have taken about twelve tries, it was still very cool!
@mvm90 technically your wrong. No offense. I play lacrosse and it can not be told if it was in Canada, or the US. It was in the Iroquois area, that's why in the World Masters of lacrosse the Iroquois Nation has a team, along withe the World Field Lacrosse championship they have a team, I play against them in The U17 Field Lacrosse Canada USA and Iroquois tournament.
I hate how all these other countries are always dissing us Americans. The media in other countries always make us look bad, but some of this stuff this guy is saying is true.
America isn't the only country with it's own Football code, Australia has one as well, it's called Australian football. No offence to American's but ours is actually good, it's full contact with no pads, high scoring, skilful, and it can rival Soccer in terms of skill. You should check it out. When you look it up on Wikipedia it's called Australian rules football another name for it, but it's officially Australian football.
rugby does not hit harder. it is exactly opposite. We ware pads for a reason. One reason is there are no tackling rules in football besides "the face mask," other than that there are no rules to tackling. In rugby, there are the high tackle rules, and you have to wrap, not so in AF. Also football is very vertically played so you get collision at high speeds. I play rugby (and the players are tougher) but the hits in AF are much harder.
2:37 Actually the most popular sport for most self-styled 'jocks' in America is sitting on a couch, drinking beer and yelling at players on TV. They don't actually play these sports or even get a workout, rather they think they are 'athletic' by following the scores of teams and talking about 'last night's game.'
LMAO. It depends on the state where you are. People in Seattle,WA, have a healthy life style and practice sports whereas a lot of people in the South are couch potatoes.
To all that say American football is pussy shit, those pads make hit a lot harder, I would know. In a receiver. And You say American football players are dumb, we learn plays, have to execute them perfect. All and all. American football isn't what the Euros think it is. Yes I'm Canadian but I play Rugby, hockey, and football. I get hit hard in rugby but get up, same with hockey, but football, it's hard to get back up when you get a guy blind siding you with extra weight coning for your head. J
@SGhockeychika4 OK, you are the best...USA, USA...but, the Olympics is basically a test of genetics...does running fast take skill? No, it's genetic. Ever seen a fast black swimmer? No, becuase of genetics. They should just have competitions like the 'Tallest'and the 'Richest' If you ever leave your country, you'll find that no one gives a shit about you except yourselves. Poker is a sport in your country...explain that.
is soccer big in America? Yes or No, exactly...where choice exist, soccer suffers BTW, FIFA claims like 208 members, not 174 the sport is so simple even the 3rd world can play But to play Gridiron you'd need to be a superpower with a huge infrastructure, it's far too expensive for 95% of the world over 5 bil ppl on Earth live on less than $2/day why not put polo down? cause more peasant play povertyball< or F-1 racing? It must not be as good because more 3rd worlders play soccer just saying ;-)
One of my fav comedians. Love it Danny.
hahahaha i looove the golf part XD
what a freakin' crack up. Loved it. And yup, I'm an American. Can hardly wait until he comes here.
his stand-up is genius, i bow to the almighty one who has returned / good comedian
I LOVE YOU, DANNY!
you an have a burger and a beer whilst bowling as well, which is why we Yanks love to bowl.
Homini Lupus And playing darts
As an American, I must say that this clip is well funny XD. Especially the NASCAR bit lol.
@SGhockeychika4 Dude, that's awesome...I wish you all the best.
I've just been messing with ya, Aussies play sports that nobody cares about too...but, we love them.
The Olympic genetics thing is a Doug Stanhope joke, it's pretty funny.
Seriously mate, I hope you do really well and follow your dreams. I've always wanted an Ice Hockey team to follow...tell me what Minnesota's team is called...you have a new fan!
nice...like849
Danny you need to do more videos and post more from you . You are a great comedian
"Rich or poor, man or male" lol
Rich or wealthy....
Canada has it's own version of Football two, and Basketball was invented in Canada
Incorrect. Basketball was invented by a Canadian in the US.
She honestly does not get 'angry' that Danny uses her life story in his joke.The Mom joke was very funny.I had to watch that part a few times because it was his facial expression,and the joke itself that made it enjoyable.
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen
danny is awsm i have all his stand ups,but it would be awsm if he could come to my home country so that i could see him live,go danny go!!!!
@jacobyne I don't understand how you can say that when soccer/football is not our number one sport yet we have one of the best female teams. Despite it being the number one sport in many countries, the US mens team makes it in the World Cup and goes farther than a lot of other countries. Despite Hockey not being our number one sport we made it to the Gold medal game in the Olympics. We have many sports in the US and unlike a lot of countries they all make big profits.
0:37 that was awesome
I'm Scottish
football hits wicked hard, in Aussie and rugby you have to control your hits. when football was first coming into existence people were killed and it was brutal (that was when rugby was thriving in the USA). Then football got safer and it grew in popularity. I play rugby, I play AF if you have not played both you really can't comment. And Aussie footballers are not tougher (trust me).
Fun fact: in the American NHL Canadian players still outnumber US ones 2 to 1.
America isnt the only country that plays that kind of football. They play a modified version in Canada
I think Danny Bhoy should go on tour with Russell Peters and the Snake Charmer they could comment on curling ,golf and cricket etc with the Snake Charmer playing Thunder Struck or the McHaggis jig ( by the Dropkick Murphy's )on her bagbipes .
Funny......but baseball and basketball are awesome!!
That is so correct :D
Kuba Špičák no it not. americans rule
@kellialbright Danny doesn't hate Americans. He takes the mickey out of every country, including Scotland. He makes fun of Australia IN Australia and their audiences love it. Being able to laugh at yourself is a quality. No one takes stand-up seriously and why should they?
As a American I can confirm that this is true. But we are also realy into bowling so, if you could just say the something about as you did gulf. We will be 👌
haha. i guess Canada isnt that different crom the states. we play Gridiron Football alot too. but i love most of the sports he mentioned.
Baseball ( rounders as it's known in the UK ) is played only by girls and as for basket ball , nobody plays that game over here cos we don't have many people over 6ft lol
Basketball was also invented by a Scotsman - James Naismith. Love everything I've seen on Danny Bhoy - a cross between Billy Connolly and Ghandi.
James Naismith was a Canadian, not Scotsman
@@vladtepes97 correct - his parents were Scottish!
@SGhockeychika4 Nah mate, I am just messing around...I respect all sports and the people who play them. I just like to test out people's mettle and yours is spot on.
I must say though, I am a little disappointed with the Minnesota Golden Gophers...I was hoping for the Minnesota Marauders or something like that. I guess the name doesn't matter, the players do and you sound as though you have passion and skill.
Go the Golden Gophers!!!!
And Good Luck next year!
how did he shoot straight into the hoop like that???????
@SovietFox i can't understand, whenever there's an aussie football vs. american football argument, the americans are all "oh it's not nearly as rough as americans football" but what i see is aussies smashing into each other *without* the aid of protective shoulder pads....
Heh. It's funny because Americans really do play Quidditch. Muggle version, of course, but Quidditch all the same. I am on my school's team. Chaser :)
What's Football two? I think you mean Football too...as-in, as well.
Naismith (a son of Scottish immigrants) was a great guy, a true sportsman. Loved all sports. Became AD of McGill U. at age 19 or 20 but quickly immigrated to America. Invented Basketball in Massachusetts at the YMCA. Coached in Kansas where he died in 1939. As a Canadian, do you really want to go around saying that Basketball was invented in Canada? Makes you look desperate for mutual credit. But hey, congrats & thanks Canada!
Lol, I'm American, and I LOVE this vid. Probaly because I'm part of the smarter breed. I'm one of the few Americans that know our football's a ripoff of Rugby, and that Rugby is way better.
Loved the bit about WWE too.
I guess 34 countries couldn't afford the shoes! Damn the passion!
how are you guys not talking about danny? Or that amazing shot he made with the basketball? Granted it must have taken about twelve tries, it was still very cool!
@MeNyouNuss He meant 'America' by a continent (including North and South America).
I uh....I don't care for sports, and always pull for the team nobody else likes at the pub. What sport is best for me?
@mvm90 technically your wrong. No offense. I play lacrosse and it can not be told if it was in Canada, or the US. It was in the Iroquois area, that's why in the World Masters of lacrosse the Iroquois Nation has a team, along withe the World Field Lacrosse championship they have a team, I play against them in The U17 Field Lacrosse Canada USA and Iroquois tournament.
I hate how all these other countries are always dissing us Americans. The media in other countries always make us look bad, but some of this stuff this guy is saying is true.
So true😂😂
Why does "Bastard" sound so much better with a Scottish accent? lol
America isn't the only country with it's own Football code, Australia has one as well, it's called Australian football. No offence to American's but ours is actually good, it's full contact with no pads, high scoring, skilful, and it can rival Soccer in terms of skill. You should check it out.
When you look it up on Wikipedia it's called Australian rules football another name for it, but it's officially Australian football.
First played in America though
hey! im american and the only sport i do like is soccer!!! .....................then again i am a girl XDXDXD i love this guy
where is lacrosse?
It's because they've been practicing for years!
ima reply to theses american hatas
WILL DA BEAST MYERS american sport = gay sport
hatas gonna hate. I laugh cause they skate.
Japanese also call football soccer.
Since WW II, Japan is just a puppet of the US. So not surprised lol
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rugby does not hit harder. it is exactly opposite. We ware pads for a reason. One reason is there are no tackling rules in football besides "the face mask," other than that there are no rules to tackling. In rugby, there are the high tackle rules, and you have to wrap, not so in AF. Also football is very vertically played so you get collision at high speeds. I play rugby (and the players are tougher) but the hits in AF are much harder.
@gmenfan48 same thing happens in normal football too - just depends which game you prefer :)
2:37 Actually the most popular sport for most self-styled 'jocks' in America is sitting on a couch, drinking beer and yelling at players on TV. They don't actually play these sports or even get a workout, rather they think they are 'athletic' by following the scores of teams and talking about 'last night's game.'
Wrong!!!You're perfect for baseball......LoL look at Babe Ruth
I like watching him get owned
Canadians play men's' football too. Americans aren't the only country that plays it.
Rodeo
I'm American. I hate sports, the only one I can stand to watch is Snowboarding. XD
174 Countries enter the world cup but only 32 qualify.
How many countries play your American Football or play for the World Series?
Just saying ;-)
@TheBencake nascar is the #1 watched sport on TV in the US
I'm non black! I should play golf!
Australia has the best sports
Quidditch :)
I'm sorry, but this guy is a comedian??? Funny watching him try to ice skate though. LOL
hockey isnt' fun unless you get at least 10 concusions
lmfao! ..
nascar is the 2nd most poular? thats only the south noone i know like nascar cuz we are actually sensible people
actually, it's not "american" football. it's just usa's version of canadian gridiron football.
@TheBencake
wrong.... look at the ratings and statistics ... just because u dont like them, doesnt mean shit :P
@njdevil281 Usa. By nationalizations in the last 50 years.
NASCAR and baseball are the only two real sports everything else is just a game
So you took your sister on a date then...hmmm
Because the Scots word is actually Basturt and sounds harsher.
um, it's a joke Joyce, he's a (very good) comedian and allowed to embellish. Some people should learn to laugh at themselves more often.
First time I made likes roll over from 999 to 1K. Yay for me lol.
basketball was made by a Canadian
That's true, but he did invent it in the US.
got his arse kicked by candians!
no it was by a swedish guy...
LMAO. It depends on the state where you are. People in Seattle,WA, have a healthy life style and practice sports whereas a lot of people in the South are couch potatoes.
I'm an American and don't like sports. Think getting excited about a team and/or game is, at best, silly and a waste of time, energy and emotion.
Canada invented basketball.
And when Danny showed that fat guy, I thought Danny was gonna say food eating competitions was a sport meant for him.
A Canadian invented basketball, yes, but he did it in the US.
Golf can be played for anyone. Rich or wealthy, man or male, white or NON-BLACK. Fking rofl xD
baskett-ball, hockey, football, basball, are invented by canadians.
@ivanovsd I LOL'D
That's better, but still not true Hockey
Please channel Astri Tutorial Pasaribu
Canadians invented basket ball... not those guys
A Canadian invented basketball, yes, but he did so in the US.
To all that say American football is pussy shit, those pads make hit a lot harder, I would know. In a receiver. And You say American football players are dumb, we learn plays, have to execute them perfect. All and all. American football isn't what the Euros think it is. Yes I'm Canadian but I play Rugby, hockey, and football. I get hit hard in rugby but get up, same with hockey, but football, it's hard to get back up when you get a guy blind siding you with extra weight coning for your head. J
I hate nascar.....I don't even really consider it a sport.
HS Media that's because you are extremely ignorant NASCAR is one of the most physically demanding sports in the world
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Danny, correct me if I'm wrong, but *your* people invented golf.
Yeah, he kind of said that.
It should've ended with a soccer ball hitting him and someone offscreen calling him that name again.
174 countries entered the last world cup. Don't take your facts from Wikipedia. Didn't your lecturer tell you that :-)
Basketball was created by Canadians!
Basketball was invented by a Canadian, yes, but he did so in the US.
@SGhockeychika4 OK, you are the best...USA, USA...but, the Olympics is basically a test of genetics...does running fast take skill? No, it's genetic. Ever seen a fast black swimmer? No, becuase of genetics. They should just have competitions like the 'Tallest'and the 'Richest'
If you ever leave your country, you'll find that no one gives a shit about you except yourselves.
Poker is a sport in your country...explain that.
@jacobyne hahahahaha i blame inbreeding:)))))))))))
HAHAHA White or non black
is soccer big in America?
Yes or No, exactly...where choice exist, soccer suffers
BTW, FIFA claims like 208 members, not 174
the sport is so simple even the 3rd world can play
But to play Gridiron you'd need to be a superpower with a huge infrastructure, it's far too expensive for 95% of the world
over 5 bil ppl on Earth live on less than $2/day
why not put polo down? cause more peasant play povertyball< or F-1 racing? It must not be as good because more 3rd worlders play soccer
just saying ;-)
Canadians invented basketball and play North American football tsk tsk danny
A Canadian invented basketball, but he did so in the US.
ahaha excellent yeah Americans dont have any proper sports