@@u-x-m-a And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? And between us, did the love affair maim you, too? 'Cause in this city's barren cold I still remember the first fall of snow And how it glistened as it fell I remember it all too well
Taylor Swift: "I sleep at night" Also Taylor Swift: *always sings about 2 AM and late nights and midnights* Also Taylor Swift: *announces her 10th album is named Midnights and proceeds to go wreck the sleep schedules of Swifties*
@@genz8034 Huh?? I know she will always remain relevant but I am just saying *if* she decides to one day retire from the music industry, I think stand up comedy would be a good choice. She is very funny and also seems like a cool person to hang out with...and please don't assume that it won't happen in the next 10-15 years. We won't know what will happen.
I just love Taylor. She is so true to herself and who she is. She hasn't changed with fame and fortune. Kudos to her parents for raising such a talented, levelheaded woman!
favorite part has to be when she covers herself in a blanket and runs to avoid paparazzi. but it's also really sad to see the ways she has to avoid them.
“Breathe in,Breathe through,Breathe deep,Breathe out.And I am a doctor now so i know how breathing works😊” *Proceeds to give the most passive aggressive death stare ever*
Did I already thank you for the French subtitles? I don't know so thank you very much for that!!! Really, thank you !As I write heartfelt thanks to you I hear Taylor imitating a cat 😑🤣
She’s not just funny she’s sarcastic As a very sarcastic person i fkn love her sense of humor Also i just remember ( I think it’s strange to think I’m funny cause he never did)
“If you follow the directions in this song, chances are things will work out. Or you may get a restraining order.” This caused snortlaughing. Taylor’s the best.
This young lady is the very best. She's an entertainer but she seems to be genuine, and sincere. Her music is like a singing diary, but she's so multi-dimensional that that's okay.
I love her because her humor tho. I meant she really great in her debut. She more honest. But maybe this is getting weird when you more famous. There's a lot clickbait, stan twitter etc.
Which part of the video was your favourite ?
Edit : 600k views!!! Thank you super much Swifties, it means a lot 🤧☺️♥️
00:00 to 4:30 was my absolute favorite 💖
@@kavithakidambi6447 i can agree with this :D
I am a doctor now thats my fav part😏
The whole Vid!
3:38😂😂😂 the sarcasm
"And I'm never good at telling jokes"
Why do u lie taylor?
But the punchline goes
@@u-x-m-a I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age 😟
@@shawty7588 from when your Brooklyn broke my skin and bones I’m soldier who’s returning half her weight
@@u-x-m-a And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue?
And between us, did the love affair maim you, too?
'Cause in this city's barren cold
I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell
I remember it all too well
but she was right
SHUT UP, “Breathe in, Breathe through, Breathe deep, Breathe out” THATS LITERALLY THE LYRICS IN LABYRINTH. IM SERIOUSLY DYING.
I'm speechless cuz she's a genius
Ikr.
@@beyhive1989 she’s a mastermind 😛
I NOTICED THAT TOO!!
@@elsajohns8523 you beat me to the joke 😒
Taylor Swift: "I sleep at night"
Also Taylor Swift: *always sings about 2 AM and late nights and midnights*
Also Taylor Swift: *announces her 10th album is named Midnights and proceeds to go wreck the sleep schedules of Swifties*
"Midnights become my afternoons" ~ Taylor
*intense vibrations of 3 AM tracks*
@Jenny Liu
She made our midnights become midnights too. We stay up till 3am listening to midnights
Become afternoons* lol
Who said there was a sleep schedule to wreck?
Ok, if she ever retires from doing music, I'd love to see her do stand up.
Not happening in next 10-15years though
T Swift will remain relevant 🤟
@@genz8034 I hope she will! FOREVER AND ALWAYS
@@genz8034 Huh?? I know she will always remain relevant but I am just saying *if* she decides to one day retire from the music industry, I think stand up comedy would be a good choice. She is very funny and also seems like a cool person to hang out with...and please don't assume that it won't happen in the next 10-15 years. We won't know what will happen.
@@bostonhockeyco she wont do stand up comedy obv
she will be directing films and stuffs
She does it in real life. Why does she need to do stand up.
I love when she looks serious but is actually being humorous it makes it more funny
She's so good at telling jokes and she's so damn funny
@Todor bro I won't even waste my time with you, get lost.
I want her to be in a sitcom as the mom so bad 😭
Same bestie same 😭
NOT AS THE MOTHER!!! but instead as the cool aunty who is always in a relationship
taylor: *walks down the ✨ hallway ✨ cuz she just shot a scene*
obsessed wedding servant red taylor: “yuh mi just chillin” ✨💅💀
😂😂
"cause she has shiny hair"
"jewellery you'd wear to beat somebody up"
Taylor is litterally a certified comedian
😂😂
Not the shiny hair 💀💀💀
Ok but, can we take a moment to appreciate SwitiePink ❤️ for taking time and effort to write subtitles for this video 📷 👍😃
yeah thank you for the French!!!
Yeah, there's subtitles in my native language, I'm so happy for that
3:41
Mastermind Lyrics 😢
“No one wanted to play with me as a little kid, so I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since”
"We will breathe in and we breathe through"
Yes we Stan the Queen of breathing~~
the connection to Labyrinth
@@konstantinacyprus8659 oh wait yh
I love her sense of humor, that's actually something that I adore about her
I just love Taylor. She is so true to herself and who she is. She hasn't changed with fame and fortune. Kudos to her parents for raising such a talented, levelheaded woman!
I cannot with the yellow pregnant alien thing LOL 😂😂 Taylor never disappoints me, like EVER 💁🏻♀️
I think she wanted to be a Teletubbie 😂
favorite part has to be when she covers herself in a blanket and runs to avoid paparazzi. but it's also really sad to see the ways she has to avoid them.
Ok her running around with that robe so they couldn’t photograph her got me laughing out loud 😂
"There's a demon inside of you" 🤣🤣🤣
2:10 that's funny & sad at the same time
i laughed so hard when she smacked herself and was like “i meant to..not do that 😅”
"Or you'll get a restraining order" 😧💀
She's pretty, funny and witty!! How can you get all of that condensed in one person!!
Not to mention talented
and literally a genius lol
I love that part with the interview she's like: "I can't believe you haven't seen it yet"
Taylor: "I know"
😂😂❤️
the dramatic music at the beginning makes it so much better
“Breathe in,Breathe through,Breathe deep,Breathe out.And I am a doctor now so i know how breathing works😊”
*Proceeds to give the most passive aggressive death stare ever*
I think my favorite parts are when she’s talking about HYGTG and saying it’s 2 am when it was 3 am and said try not to get killed 😂 she’s too precious
she's my comfort. honestly if i'm having a bad day full of anxiety she calms me down. thank you taylor 🥰🥰
I love this woman.
Secretly? She doesn't even hide it, and it is one of the million things I love about her and that make my life better❣
The breathe in and all was a reference to labyrinth from midnights. Queen at hinting
4:08 she was ahead of time lmao
The cheeky Labyrinth lyrics 😌
Did I already thank you for the French subtitles? I don't know so thank you very much for that!!! Really, thank you !As I write heartfelt thanks to you I hear Taylor imitating a cat 😑🤣
She's so cuteeeeeeee....!!!!!!🥺💞💗
She’s not just funny she’s sarcastic
As a very sarcastic person i fkn love her sense of humor
Also i just remember ( I think it’s strange to think I’m funny cause he never did)
"and I was never good at telling jokes", "(you) rolled your eyes at my jokes" like Jake really ruined her self esteem
I'm sarcastic person, but I never get why people hate me 😅
she's got a dry, intelligent wit
THANK YOU for putting accurate and funny subtitles, it makes video so much better and easier to watch for me (as I always put subtitles on)
LOVE HER SM 😭💕💕💕💕💕
“That I literally died litterly just died dead and I couldn’t breathe anymore so I died rest in peace me r.i.p me#”✨💅
Don’t forget “You know what they say…. There’s no album like a presale album!”
“No one says that.”
Not only is Taylor a wonderful artist, she loves cats! I'm down for that 💜
I commented on this video 13 mins after it was uploaded. Love you swifties and STAN YOU TAYLOR❤️❤️💅
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
4:20 forecaster Taylor lol
And of course.... it was another Easter Egg... this lady is a truly a mastermind
Watching this while being on 13%..she's hilarious!😂
This vid is my serotonin boost.
“I literally just died dead” 😂
Taylor is hilarious. I love her so much❤
I loved every second 😂
2:13 LMFAO THIS CLIP OS SO FUNNY SHE IS SO REAL 🤞🤞
The way people still knew it was her 😂😂😂😂
3:07 me when she announced midnights
“There’s a demon inside you”
yes there is. it’s you. you’re the singing demon i just can’t get out. and i don’t want u out
“If you follow the directions in this song, chances are things will work out. Or you may get a restraining order.” This caused snortlaughing. Taylor’s the best.
1:23 this part reminds me of where she was showing the looks that she wore in the LWYMMD video
Loved the edit 🤣🤣
tAyLor: Jewlery that ud wear to beAt somebody uP
mE: best belived im still Bejeweled
She's so low key freaking hilarious.
THIS VIDEO IS HILLARIOUS
I love her so much
She had me at., I’m not asleep me brain’s alive.. 😂😂😂
"Dressed like a yellow pregnant alien" got me dying
“Cause she has shiny hair✨✨”
0:13 THAT FIRST CLIP ENDED AT EXACTLY 13 SECONDS (not *exactly exactly*)
omg the first clip was an easter egg for labyrinth
I am in California so the earthquake part is relatable, but apparently people here make a bigger deal about rain than earthquake.
1:50 HELP ME 😭😭😭
I literally just died, dead, and I couldn’t breathe anymore. Rest In Peace me, RIP me, hashtag.
I remember I used to be scared of Taylor 😭 Now she’s one of my favourite singers
Interviewer : When do you sleep ?
Taylor : At night.. but its a good question though🙃
“Or you might get a restraining order” had me dead 😂🤣
Yes!! So funny!!
“rip me hashtag.” 😂😂😂
Omg I love that you went back so far
She would make a great standup comedian
Omg Taylor swift is so funny I’m dying of laughter on the the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this vid!!!
ITS LIKE YOU ALREADY KNOW. Love you tay ❤
No one:
Taylor: "...Just completely *proceeds to hit her head and fall to the floor while in a basketball jersey*
I loved your side the actress !!
Girl woke up and decided to add a line of her new album in her speech
This young lady is the very best. She's an entertainer but she seems to be genuine, and sincere. Her music is like a singing diary, but she's so multi-dimensional that that's okay.
“Like a guy not good posture then I look up and theses like 4 paparazzi at the gate” 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that like got my dying
And I am a doctor now so I know how breathing works 😂😭
We love how tayor being comedy gurl 💃 a
I love this too much
4:09 why are you dressed as a pregnant alien 😂
“oH my God ThAt is Soooh STHTUPID”
HAD ME DYING
the first clip being an easter egg is so funny
2:22 “in your car”
Teletubbies and “I sleep at night” LMAO
This is comedy gold
she hinted labyrinth and no one knew
“Cause she has shinny hair” and “Jewelry you wear to beat someone up”😂
So funny! I about died at the Teletubbies part! lol
Hahaha me smiling at the whole vid. 🤣
LMAO- THE BREATHE IN, BREATHE THROUGH, BREATHE DEEP, BREATHE OUT EASTER EGG
I had no idea she was this funny I have tbh
I love her because her humor tho. I meant she really great in her debut. She more honest. But maybe this is getting weird when you more famous. There's a lot clickbait, stan twitter etc.
I don't know why but when she said it was 2 am I started singing The beginning of I wish you would
Her number is 13?! So happy for her! (I became a swiftie in the midnights era, ok! I’m new!)
weird thing is I was actly deep breathing right as the first scene started like perfect timing ig lmao
She took her defeat in that Halloween costume competition pretty seriously... she should make a song about it! 😅 That'll be super fun! 😂
THAT YELLOW TELETUBBIE COSTUME WAS ACTUALLY CUTE THO