@@u-x-m-a And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? And between us, did the love affair maim you, too? 'Cause in this city's barren cold I still remember the first fall of snow And how it glistened as it fell I remember it all too well
Taylor Swift: "I sleep at night" Also Taylor Swift: *always sings about 2 AM and late nights and midnights* Also Taylor Swift: *announces her 10th album is named Midnights and proceeds to go wreck the sleep schedules of Swifties*
@@genz8034 Huh?? I know she will always remain relevant but I am just saying *if* she decides to one day retire from the music industry, I think stand up comedy would be a good choice. She is very funny and also seems like a cool person to hang out with...and please don't assume that it won't happen in the next 10-15 years. We won't know what will happen.
favorite part has to be when she covers herself in a blanket and runs to avoid paparazzi. but it's also really sad to see the ways she has to avoid them.
I just love Taylor. She is so true to herself and who she is. She hasn't changed with fame and fortune. Kudos to her parents for raising such a talented, levelheaded woman!
“Breathe in,Breathe through,Breathe deep,Breathe out.And I am a doctor now so i know how breathing works😊” *Proceeds to give the most passive aggressive death stare ever*
Did I already thank you for the French subtitles? I don't know so thank you very much for that!!! Really, thank you !As I write heartfelt thanks to you I hear Taylor imitating a cat 😑🤣
She’s not just funny she’s sarcastic As a very sarcastic person i fkn love her sense of humor Also i just remember ( I think it’s strange to think I’m funny cause he never did)
Even if she didn't have any musical talent whatsoever, Taylor Swift would still be the most famous person on the planet as the world's hottest Premier sitcom star by now.
This young lady is the very best. She's an entertainer but she seems to be genuine, and sincere. Her music is like a singing diary, but she's so multi-dimensional that that's okay.
“If you follow the directions in this song, chances are things will work out. Or you may get a restraining order.” This caused snortlaughing. Taylor’s the best.
That is the problem of man when he sees someone tender, humble, respectful with a passive character, he thinks that he can do what he wants with that person.
2:40 can someone please tell me what her haircut is here 😭😭 I've been trying to figure it out for ages. Is it cut in a U shape?? V?? Is it layered or just blunt with face framing bits??
Which part of the video was your favourite ?
Edit : 600k views!!! Thank you super much Swifties, it means a lot 🤧☺️♥️
00:00 to 4:30 was my absolute favorite 💖
@@kavithakidambi6447 i can agree with this :D
I am a doctor now thats my fav part😏
The whole Vid!
3:38😂😂😂 the sarcasm
"And I'm never good at telling jokes"
Why do u lie taylor?
But the punchline goes
@@u-x-m-a I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age 😟
@@shawty7588 from when your Brooklyn broke my skin and bones I’m soldier who’s returning half her weight
@@u-x-m-a And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue?
And between us, did the love affair maim you, too?
'Cause in this city's barren cold
I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell
I remember it all too well
but she was right
SHUT UP, “Breathe in, Breathe through, Breathe deep, Breathe out” THATS LITERALLY THE LYRICS IN LABYRINTH. IM SERIOUSLY DYING.
I'm speechless cuz she's a genius
Ikr.
@@beyhive1989 she’s a mastermind 😛
I NOTICED THAT TOO!!
@@elsajohns8523 you beat me to the joke 😒
Taylor Swift: "I sleep at night"
Also Taylor Swift: *always sings about 2 AM and late nights and midnights*
Also Taylor Swift: *announces her 10th album is named Midnights and proceeds to go wreck the sleep schedules of Swifties*
"Midnights become my afternoons" ~ Taylor
*intense vibrations of 3 AM tracks*
@Jenny Liu
She made our midnights become midnights too. We stay up till 3am listening to midnights
Become afternoons* lol
Who said there was a sleep schedule to wreck?
Ok, if she ever retires from doing music, I'd love to see her do stand up.
Not happening in next 10-15years though
T Swift will remain relevant 🤟
@@genz8034 I hope she will! FOREVER AND ALWAYS
@@genz8034 Huh?? I know she will always remain relevant but I am just saying *if* she decides to one day retire from the music industry, I think stand up comedy would be a good choice. She is very funny and also seems like a cool person to hang out with...and please don't assume that it won't happen in the next 10-15 years. We won't know what will happen.
@@bostonhockeyco she wont do stand up comedy obv
she will be directing films and stuffs
She does it in real life. Why does she need to do stand up.
I love when she looks serious but is actually being humorous it makes it more funny
She's so good at telling jokes and she's so damn funny
@Todor bro I won't even waste my time with you, get lost.
"cause she has shiny hair"
"jewellery you'd wear to beat somebody up"
Taylor is litterally a certified comedian
😂😂
Not the shiny hair 💀💀💀
I want her to be in a sitcom as the mom so bad 😭
Same bestie same 😭
NOT AS THE MOTHER!!! but instead as the cool aunty who is always in a relationship
taylor: *walks down the ✨ hallway ✨ cuz she just shot a scene*
obsessed wedding servant red taylor: “yuh mi just chillin” ✨💅💀
😂😂
Ok but, can we take a moment to appreciate SwitiePink ❤️ for taking time and effort to write subtitles for this video 📷 👍😃
yeah thank you for the French!!!
Yeah, there's subtitles in my native language, I'm so happy for that
favorite part has to be when she covers herself in a blanket and runs to avoid paparazzi. but it's also really sad to see the ways she has to avoid them.
"We will breathe in and we breathe through"
Yes we Stan the Queen of breathing~~
the connection to Labyrinth
@@konstantinacyprus8659 oh wait yh
I just love Taylor. She is so true to herself and who she is. She hasn't changed with fame and fortune. Kudos to her parents for raising such a talented, levelheaded woman!
I love her sense of humor, that's actually something that I adore about her
3:41
Mastermind Lyrics 😢
“No one wanted to play with me as a little kid, so I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since”
She's pretty, funny and witty!! How can you get all of that condensed in one person!!
Not to mention talented
and literally a genius lol
"There's a demon inside of you" 🤣🤣🤣
2:10 that's funny & sad at the same time
Ok her running around with that robe so they couldn’t photograph her got me laughing out loud 😂
i laughed so hard when she smacked herself and was like “i meant to..not do that 😅”
I cannot with the yellow pregnant alien thing LOL 😂😂 Taylor never disappoints me, like EVER 💁🏻♀️
I think she wanted to be a Teletubbie 😂
I love that part with the interview she's like: "I can't believe you haven't seen it yet"
Taylor: "I know"
😂😂❤️
"Or you'll get a restraining order" 😧💀
I think my favorite parts are when she’s talking about HYGTG and saying it’s 2 am when it was 3 am and said try not to get killed 😂 she’s too precious
the dramatic music at the beginning makes it so much better
THANK YOU for putting accurate and funny subtitles, it makes video so much better and easier to watch for me (as I always put subtitles on)
she's my comfort. honestly if i'm having a bad day full of anxiety she calms me down. thank you taylor 🥰🥰
“Breathe in,Breathe through,Breathe deep,Breathe out.And I am a doctor now so i know how breathing works😊”
*Proceeds to give the most passive aggressive death stare ever*
Did I already thank you for the French subtitles? I don't know so thank you very much for that!!! Really, thank you !As I write heartfelt thanks to you I hear Taylor imitating a cat 😑🤣
I love this woman.
She’s not just funny she’s sarcastic
As a very sarcastic person i fkn love her sense of humor
Also i just remember ( I think it’s strange to think I’m funny cause he never did)
"and I was never good at telling jokes", "(you) rolled your eyes at my jokes" like Jake really ruined her self esteem
I'm sarcastic person, but I never get why people hate me 😅
she's got a dry, intelligent wit
Secretly? She doesn't even hide it, and it is one of the million things I love about her and that make my life better❣
Love tay so much
The breathe in and all was a reference to labyrinth from midnights. Queen at hinting
I commented on this video 13 mins after it was uploaded. Love you swifties and STAN YOU TAYLOR❤️❤️💅
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
“Omg that is so stupid 🙄” HAD ME ROLLINGGGG 2:45
2:13 LMFAO THIS CLIP OS SO FUNNY SHE IS SO REAL 🤞🤞
The way people still knew it was her 😂😂😂😂
Omg I love that you went back so far
Not only is Taylor a wonderful artist, she loves cats! I'm down for that 💜
LOVE HER SM 😭💕💕💕💕💕
I loved every second 😂
“There’s a demon inside you”
yes there is. it’s you. you’re the singing demon i just can’t get out. and i don’t want u out
0:13 THAT FIRST CLIP ENDED AT EXACTLY 13 SECONDS (not *exactly exactly*)
Don’t forget “You know what they say…. There’s no album like a presale album!”
“No one says that.”
This vid is my serotonin boost.
Even if she didn't have any musical talent whatsoever, Taylor Swift would still be the most famous person on the planet as the world's hottest Premier sitcom star by now.
Loved the edit 🤣🤣
4:08 she was ahead of time lmao
I love this vid!!!
THIS VIDEO IS HILLARIOUS
She's so cuteeeeeeee....!!!!!!🥺💞💗
tAyLor: Jewlery that ud wear to beAt somebody uP
mE: best belived im still Bejeweled
“That I literally died litterly just died dead and I couldn’t breathe anymore so I died rest in peace me r.i.p me#”✨💅
I am in California so the earthquake part is relatable, but apparently people here make a bigger deal about rain than earthquake.
Taylor is hilarious. I love her so much❤
This young lady is the very best. She's an entertainer but she seems to be genuine, and sincere. Her music is like a singing diary, but she's so multi-dimensional that that's okay.
And of course.... it was another Easter Egg... this lady is a truly a mastermind
1:23 this part reminds me of where she was showing the looks that she wore in the LWYMMD video
“I literally just died dead” 😂
The cheeky Labyrinth lyrics 😌
3:07 me when she announced midnights
“If you follow the directions in this song, chances are things will work out. Or you may get a restraining order.” This caused snortlaughing. Taylor’s the best.
She had me at., I’m not asleep me brain’s alive.. 😂😂😂
ITS LIKE YOU ALREADY KNOW. Love you tay ❤
I love her so much
Watching this while being on 13%..she's hilarious!😂
Girl woke up and decided to add a line of her new album in her speech
4:20 forecaster Taylor lol
1:50 HELP ME 😭😭😭
She's so low key freaking hilarious.
So funny! I about died at the Teletubbies part! lol
That is the problem of man when he sees someone tender, humble, respectful with a passive character, he thinks that he can do what he wants with that person.
I love your edit done subcribee!!!
“Or you might get a restraining order” had me dead 😂🤣
Yes!! So funny!!
"Dressed like a yellow pregnant alien" got me dying
I literally just died, dead, and I couldn’t breathe anymore. Rest In Peace me, RIP me, hashtag.
I remember I used to be scared of Taylor 😭 Now she’s one of my favourite singers
“Cause she has shiny hair✨✨”
Omg Taylor swift is so funny I’m dying of laughter on the the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this too much
2:07 I DIED LIKE IM IN HEAVEN RN
“Like a guy not good posture then I look up and theses like 4 paparazzi at the gate” 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that like got my dying
This is comedy gold
Interviewer : When do you sleep ?
Taylor : At night.. but its a good question though🙃
“Cause she has shinny hair” and “Jewelry you wear to beat someone up”😂
2:22 “in your car”
No one:
Taylor: "...Just completely *proceeds to hit her head and fall to the floor while in a basketball jersey*
She would make a great standup comedian
OMG IM EARLY AHHHH
“rip me hashtag.” 😂😂😂
Hahaha me smiling at the whole vid. 🤣
“oH my God ThAt is Soooh STHTUPID”
HAD ME DYING
I loved your side the actress !!
omg the first clip was an easter egg for labyrinth
2:40 can someone please tell me what her haircut is here 😭😭 I've been trying to figure it out for ages. Is it cut in a U shape?? V?? Is it layered or just blunt with face framing bits??
Just show it to the hairstylist
We love how tayor being comedy gurl 💃 a
4:09 why are you dressed as a pregnant alien 😂
I don't know why but when she said it was 2 am I started singing The beginning of I wish you would
LMAO- THE BREATHE IN, BREATHE THROUGH, BREATHE DEEP, BREATHE OUT EASTER EGG
That is absolutely a cat sound. Of a cat that is very annoyed and ready to claw you to show it.