Belgian Coticules 101

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  • @Rozbrykany_Konik
    @Rozbrykany_Konik หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great material, Keith; thank you. I have a coticule stone that produces a very sharp edge when I'm finishing the razor under running water. Razors catch hairs on the fly, but the shaving is not smooth, and I have the impression that it is too sharp. I want to ask for your advice on how to smooth it out while keeping it sharp.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's unlikely that your edge is 'too sharp'. More than likely, your bevel set and midrange work need refinement. Smoothness and sharpness are established early on. There's nothing wrong with finishing under running water but typically it's only done to alleviate the effects of 'auto slurrying'. If your stone does auto slurry, try honing 'uphill' under running water to minimize the artifacts caused by errant particles.

  • @w3zz3
    @w3zz3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great walktrough. I went to the quarry to pick up mine 8 years ago. Maurice is a lovely passionate guy indeed.

    • @morehn
      @morehn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@w3zz3 do you have any contact info for him? I'm in a class learning kosher slaughter and the teacher said he might want to order around 30 coticules for his students.

  • @StompingRabbits
    @StompingRabbits 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm wondering if Belgium blue corticule can cut CPM M4 steel and harder steels in general.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone in one of the knife forums might have hands-on experience with that.

  • @aljones9684
    @aljones9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great job. Bought some vintage Williams soap from you a while back but did not realize your expertise on stones (also your nice cut to the chase attitude and delivery). Heading to your site to pick up a coticule.

  • @whetstonemistery
    @whetstonemistery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love my coticule stones aswell. I only have 2 but they were picked out by Mr cellis at the Ardennes quarry when my Belgian friend visited there for me. I can go from bevel set on a ferrule hoses to shave ready by adjusting the slurry on the coticule. I have a Japanese sushi chef friend who will be trying one soon when I get round to sending it. As always great video. Keep these videos coming Kieth as you have been a big influence on my attitude towards honing and pert of the reason I enjoy it so much. Thanks. P.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for watching, commenting and the kind words too! Happy Honing!

    • @whetstonemistery
      @whetstonemistery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ferulle hoses lol should've been chosera. Fkin predictive text eh.

  • @Corw1n1
    @Corw1n1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally learned enough to get a workable edge on a dovo 5/8 that I've never gotten great shaves with unless it was crazy sharp ...and then it was not fun to shave with. I was using way too much slurry and pressure to start with. I've even gotten a couple of nice edges on pocket knives and a small kitchen knife.
    The statement of needing to learn the stone and it's language always bothered me, but it turned out to be right on. That and comparing the amount of slurry you were using here to my technique finally turned on the light.
    Thanks for another good video and the great input and way you have of presenting the info.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awesome comment, I love hearing success stories like yours! Great job in persevering to the other side, well done! And it's always good to hear about the listening and learning stuff too, thank you!

  • @johnmcculloch7550
    @johnmcculloch7550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hello Keith! I recently purchased a coticule from you and I am enjoying using it. I am learning on a 'pre-owned' ~1/4 wedge razor made from US steel (Boston). I hear people talking about how the razor will start to stick when its getting close to finishing. Do 'wedgee' razors stick less than more hollow razors when using coticules? I can get my razor to briefly grab several times per stroke, but never holds fast and stops. I am getting better edges with each attempt, though; I can get to an uncomfortable edge thus far. Its been a fun process.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been honing for a long while, never had a razor stick/stop. Go by the numbers, start at the beginning, learn to set the bevel well enough so you can shave with it, and then proceed.

    • @johnmcculloch7550
      @johnmcculloch7550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KeithVJohnson1 Thanks for the advice!

  • @e.c.knivesandrazors2840
    @e.c.knivesandrazors2840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello again! Have you ever had a coticule load with steel? After honing the surface of my coticule has reflective spots that to my best assumption is small voids filling with steel similar to how a ark loads but far less uniform.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  ปีที่แล้ว

      Typically,, no - I don't see loading on Coticules.

  • @knifetothebass1642
    @knifetothebass1642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m craving a coticule shave now. I’m gonna have to break out my 8x3. Thanks.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES - Go for it! Thank you for watching!

  • @syf13
    @syf13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent video, as always Keith! Thank you for sharing your honing knowledge. Hearing hones in action is often just as good as seeing them during the videos.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for watching and commenting, I agree, those sounds are super important... just listening is enough sometimes. Happy Honing!

  • @dcaddo2
    @dcaddo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “ Psycho maniac”.
    Hey! I resemble that remark! Haha. Great video, Keith! Coticules have always been my favorite stones. They’re not the sharpest, and definitely not the easiest to hone on, but there’s just something special about them that lures you in. And by the way, I kick myself in the ass daily for selling you that Bout back. That is one very special stone.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for watching & commenting David! Yep - Coticules are intoxicating, thats for sure, and you’re right about that bout too.

  • @honemeisterbcs2932
    @honemeisterbcs2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for sharing your knowledge. I can already get a razor from absolutely dull to shave-ready. Nonetheless, I'd like to know if you can give any piece of advice concerning blue belgian whetstones? Or, do you have a video about them? Kind regards. -Mike

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok for cutlery, pointless with razors if you have a yellow Coticule. There is nothing a blue can do that a Coticule can't and yellow Cotis will, invariably, make better edges.

    • @honemeisterbcs2932
      @honemeisterbcs2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KeithVJohnson1 Thanks a lot. Kind regards.

  • @joeorapellojr6417
    @joeorapellojr6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keith the sound of that stone is amazing. Thanks for sharing but now I want one. 🐧

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone should have at least one!

  • @henrys3138
    @henrys3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like your description of the scientific method. I appreciate you talking in depth about these methods, I recently acquired some soak stones and am budding my honing skills so I'm a ways off from jumping to stuff like cotis and JNATs but I appreciate learning from your input in the meantime.
    Edit: poobah is one of my favorite words, subscribed.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds good, thank you for watching and commenting Henry! Happy Honing!

  • @johnnyboydianno
    @johnnyboydianno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lots of great examples of these marvellous stones ty Keith for the vid

  • @marty5627
    @marty5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I just bought my first coticule and I thought “What has Keith got to say about coticules?” Another great, informative video.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck with your new Coticule, I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun working with it, they're great stones. Happy Honing!

  • @morehn
    @morehn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Are these also good for carbon steel knives or just razors?

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Steel is steel. The rock doesn't know or care what the tool is. If you search TH-cam I am sure you will find many videos about using Coticules to sharpen all sorts of things.

    • @planofman8599
      @planofman8599 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just used an old coticule to put the final edge on all my wife's kitchen knives. That particular stone works good for that. In general, I've found that coticules put too smooth of an edge on knives for my taste. I use a fine grit synthetic to put the edge on, and a few passes on the coticule to smooth and refine it a little bit. BBW (Belgian blue whetstones) are nice for polishing the sides of knife blades and getting a nice matte satin finish.
      Coticules, like Japanese naturals, can be a good "if you can only use one stone from start to finish" stone.
      In my opinion, coticules round the edge on knives a bit more than other stones, making those edges lean more towards the smooth end of the 'sharpness' spectrum. They aren't as 'sharp' or 'bitey' as a blade sharpened on other types of whetstones, but they retain their edge longer.
      You want a coticule that turns black fast as you hone. This indicates a fast coticule with lots of garnets. This is good for knives. Again, this is my experience, using my knives, on my stones, which will be different than everyone else's.
      Most natural stones don't work well with modern hard knife steels like VG-10. Coticules are one of the exceptions.

    • @morehn
      @morehn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@planofman8599 very interesting. I recently invested in a bunch of natural stones and mostly I love all of them other than the Arkansas because they don't create much slurry, but I'm trying to figure out why your stone could be good or bad for a knife versus a razor.
      I want to produce a perfectly sharp edge on a knife and it will be cool if I could get a reflective, polished edge.
      I have a Coticule, bbw, Arks, the green and Black Shadows, a few jnats, and a thuringian on the way.

  • @aljacobson9525
    @aljacobson9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just discovered your channel this week. I’ve been into sharpening for some time for knives and woodworking tools. My highest level of stone work would be using Arkansas stones. Not a straight razor guy..but love the sharpening process...looks great. Love the passion you’re willing to share with us. I knew about Japanese natural stones and a bit about the Belgium stones. I had no idea thar slurry stones could be/are used on any kind of natural stones. I’m aware of slurry stones on Japanese water stones. Is there any similar slurry applications used on Arkansas stones?

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have not found using slurry on Arkansas stones to be of much use, and sometimes it's detrimental.

    • @Sproutt
      @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they say to use oil but i prefer to finish my knives on a hard white Arkansas Dry no lube water. Oil for me didnt work to well used Nortons Honing oil it clogged the stone way to quickly little dish soap and a scrub will clean metal residue and oil. but i found best results just taking my time on the edge with no lube . that way i can see the edge

  • @OGianmarcO
    @OGianmarcO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just out of curiosity, was that shading natural combo that you used to hone marked as standard or selected? I have a very similar looking stone and the gradient between the blu and yellow side is just awesome

  • @hosseinordoubadian5439
    @hosseinordoubadian5439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the coticule tutorial.Timely, as I have recently received a coticule and have been able to produce a good edge. I am still figuring out my JNAT, but I think my time on the JNAT (after spending a lot of time (re)watching your videos) helped me with the coticule. I have found the coticule edge an easier shave, gentler shave, but I still like that JNAT edge. I am sure I will continue to use both.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very cool - you're welcome - and thank you for the great comment!

  • @2wheelz4567
    @2wheelz4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol @ idk if its cause i'm an obsessive lunatic. I can feel when i get small pieces of dust under my razor it drives me crazy i dont use a microscope though.

  • @HeyYoMikey
    @HeyYoMikey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like your videos as always. You mention finishing on little water. Does too much make a big difference or not really? Just curious.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to find what works for you. Sometimes I finish under running water - there are not rules, just go with the flow.

    • @HeyYoMikey
      @HeyYoMikey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roger, experimenting is key. Those les Lats are cool looking stones as well.

  • @agaralpha1842
    @agaralpha1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yea coticule are great razor finisher btw what the name of intro song? i like it!

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi, thank you for watching and commenting. Unfortunately, I lost the name of the song/artist.

  • @donsegundo5012
    @donsegundo5012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi mate, what stone do you prefer for polishing and finishing sharpening a razor? jnats, coti or anoher?

    • @donsegundo5012
      @donsegundo5012 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for your like mate and please, if you can, give to me an answer please 👍

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Based on my mood, I'll choose from several different stones to hone and finish razors. Really depends on how I feel that day, or in that moment.

    • @donsegundo5012
      @donsegundo5012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are the stones you choose in this case ? Thanks mate !

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@donsegundo5012 I buy and sell a lot of stones. some I keep for while and others I don't. The list is endless and not something worth writing out. If you have heard of it, I have probably used it, and some of those stones might be here now, or were here recently, and may show back up here again at some point in the future.

    • @donsegundo5012
      @donsegundo5012 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

  • @litcoin8951
    @litcoin8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every video I watch of yours, I desire to learn technique. I don’t have the money to continue wanting to learn new techniques!!! Lol.
    Thanks for the educational materials, you’ve got an abundance. 👍🏻

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you very much for watching and commenting!

  • @muezlerspeedy821
    @muezlerspeedy821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video as usual, I like your "no bullshit" approach.
    I have a question on Nagura stones for my shaptons. Which one should I get? Some with a higher grain sizes as my stones, lower, or does it matter at all?
    Thx and keep up the good work.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don’t need or want to use nagura on a synthetic stone. Maybe on a 1k to boost cutting speed but its really not neccessary.

  • @american1911
    @american1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keith, did you or would you post 60x photos of the bevel at various stages through the process, 2K, 4K, 8K etc.? That would give us a general guide to follow.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, I don't subscribe the the "microscope method" . 60x mag isn't that high really but it's in the ballpark - thing is, what I see in my scope at any level of magnification isn't always, or ever, going to be what someone else sees even if using the 'same' magnification. I have microscope pix showing on my website, and I have a video with a clip of it also - where moving the light changes the view of what looks to be a good bevel into something else entirely. And I can't teach people how to discern the differences, use magnification correctly, or keep a continuously consistent light source. The best anyone can come up with is to set their own standard and try to be as repeatable as possible. Honestly, trying to match someone else's striations is a fools game; there are different steels, different pressures, different stones, and so on. Just having a different size monitor changes everything. Also, Finished Coticule edges are ugly as sin, finished 12k Nani edges are highly polished near-mirror and 'look great'. But I finish on Coticules after a 12k. So, the whole magnification game is a data-collection tool to be used wisely more than it should be relied upon for setting a visual benchmark for others to compare to.

    • @american1911
      @american1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KeithVJohnson1 excellent answer, thank you.

  • @remlok2655
    @remlok2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting video Keith, thanks. How do coticules compare to hard black arks as a finisher & is it necessary to have both. Is one better than the other in other words?

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better is a subjective term. A hard black Arks can be almost soft or almost as hard as a SB/trans/true hard, and Coticules are also known to vary is personality, type, etc. Best way to approach this is to judge each edge and stone on its own merits.

  • @jaysolomon4156
    @jaysolomon4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you cut a coti I chipped a corner off a 8x3 and losing an inch won’t hurt anything.
    It’s slate backed and I wasn’t sure how hard the slate would be to cut.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's very easy to shatter a stone, or make the existing problem worse, so I don't recommend cutting them. Better to just lap that corner with a diamond plate until it's flat and evened off.

  • @COMB0RICO
    @COMB0RICO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks from Texas.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And thank you from Brooklyn NYC!

  • @thetoneknob4493
    @thetoneknob4493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as to old stones or new stones...a good stone is a good stone regardless of wen it was cut! im finding a good tell as to overall quality is price! lol..the only good cheap stones ive found wer either in the rough or oddly shaped.i dont mind facing off a rough stone especially wen its very good quality, and i dont mind an odd shape wen it means i can afford to get my hands on quality, this is in reference to jnat mostly. ive ben enjoying your videos alot and learning alot of useful information! thank you

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agreed, 100% Joe - they're all 25 or so million years old, when there were taken out of the ground MIGHT mean something but as you so eloquently wrote - "a good stone is a good stone regardless...." .... truer words have never been spoken.

  • @peterharrison8756
    @peterharrison8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved it Educational and very entertaining. Ps loved the humour.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very cool, thank you for watching and commenting Peter.

  • @DanielWorkshop
    @DanielWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was trying to find some more information on coticules and I had a good laugh when you lashed out a little. :)

  • @e.c.knivesandrazors2840
    @e.c.knivesandrazors2840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just received my slurry stone from you for my new vintage belgian coticule and it is great! They may not be an exact match but hey its like you said it's shaving not rocket science.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it works, then it is a perfect match! And - it's gonna work! Thank you for watching and commenting - Happy Honing!

  • @brunobolanti3675
    @brunobolanti3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was going to purchase my first coticule this week, so this piece couldn't have been more timely. Thanks for sharing your thoughts Keith, and for running such an informative channel.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very cool! Thank you for watching and commenting!

  • @blade4vor905
    @blade4vor905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You got a lot a stones, man! lol Your videos are always educational and entertaining. Thanks, Keith!
    Cheers! -Rob

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, thank you for watching and commenting too!

  • @Sproutt
    @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the guy at the local knife shop was kind of talking crap about arkansas stones... saying oh thats just a piece of quarts ( i think he wanted me to buy only sythetic whetstones if you know what k mean. but i have had nice results on a hard arkansas just be ready to sharpen for a while.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vendors usually only like what they sell. If he had Arkansas stones to sell, he'd probably be singing a different tune. They're composed of microcrystalline quartz, they work very well. Some synthetics work well too though.

  • @whetstonemistery
    @whetstonemistery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you cut them Kieth? I have to cut my big stone as its 275mm x 75mm. I want a slurry stone off it but am shit scared about cutting it.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would leave it alone, and just buy a slurry stone.

    • @whetstonemistery
      @whetstonemistery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KeithVJohnson1 thanks Kieth I'll do that mate. If you would ever change your policy on sending your stuff abroad let me know as there are some items in your Etsy shop I'm interested in. Or if you'd do just a one off post to Thailand let me know. Thanks for your no bs approach to all you convey and I'll look forward to your next posting.

  • @Sproutt
    @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thats a cool little slurries

  • @duster413
    @duster413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the clarification of it all...So much BS surrounding which Coti is what.
    How about a complete rundown of the different Eschers? We all "know" that they are great and pricey, please explain why. ???

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eschers are the 'auto' hone - you can be blindfolded, hands taped up, braindead tired and delerious from lack of sleep - and you can still hone well on an Escher. Plus, they're old, haven't been manufactured since the 40s, and some have labels and boxes. As for which Escher is best...the one you own is the best one, lol.

    • @duster413
      @duster413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KeithVJohnson1 Thanks, but I was really hoping for a vid rundown of the colors, history, etc.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I did a 'rundown' on Eschers, it would be identical to what I wrote above - the best one is the one you own. But I usually only keep one Escher on hand, can't do a comparison video with one stone. FWIW, I don't subscribe to one color Escher being better than a different color Escher. Most of the Eschers I have owned had no color label, and all have performed so similarly that the colors are of no consequence to me. As for the Escher company history, there is a storyline written by Peter on the web somewhere. Google this... Escher Hone History ... it will usually locate the PDF.

    • @duster413
      @duster413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KeithVJohnson1 Gotcha. I appreciate the response. Now if I can only find one at a yard sale for 10$...

  • @niftytubeman
    @niftytubeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bad old stones got tossed or used on an ax So the remaining razor hones are razor hones not just rocks

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for watching and commenting!

  • @Sproutt
    @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Btw what's is the difference between standard and selects stone? Ther seller had select before , but seemed to run out . So I got a standard with a Tomo.
    Lol Convex or , not to convex ? That is the 🤔that is the question.

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll have to ask the seller you got the stone from, I don't comment on stones other people are selling.

    • @Sproutt
      @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but whats you experience with a convex stone?
      I think its good for the smiling blades. when you do trail end strokes toe to heel. I made a snall arkansas hard convex and i kind pf like the idea but. ot aure on a full bench stone.
      btw whats your etsy store url i have been. stone crazy and thinking of getting another stone here soon. i have forgot you mentioned you had am etsy. im just the old school ebay freak.

  • @nickfanzo
    @nickfanzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite hones.

  • @Sproutt
    @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (Knock Knock Knock, answer front door)
    Officer Smith -
    Hello Mr. Johnson I'm Officer Smith with the Honing Police. We had a complaint on a Coticule Video you made.
    Were gonna have to take you in for questioning.
    Mr. Johnson-
    Not Again... What did I do this time. (Get in the car)
    (Arriving at HPD Honing Police department)
    Officer Smith-
    Walking into Interigation room slams the stone without breaking! (Boom!)
    Mr. Johnson-
    What do you want from me?
    Officer Smith- can you Please hone my razor Please?

  • @Sproutt
    @Sproutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lolz 11:36 looks at pile of rocks... bingo.

  • @DanielWorkshop
    @DanielWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Melted car bumper. :)))))

  • @fishmanfish1525
    @fishmanfish1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    awesome video! now I will go broke hunting these gems! boom!

    • @fishmanfish1525
      @fishmanfish1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      flashing the badd assss at the end!

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol - thank you for watching!

  • @mikeslayer5926
    @mikeslayer5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    very interesting , I appreciate the time you took for this video, ...sorry im a few years late !,...penguins huh ! ? !

    • @KeithVJohnson1
      @KeithVJohnson1  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for watching and commenting. Yep, penguins, they've been my 'mascots' for 6-7 years now.

    • @mikeslayer5926
      @mikeslayer5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KeithVJohnson1 yeah I kinda adopted them as a personal icon when an old girlfriend sent me a meme with a innocent looking cartoon penguin with the statement "I may look harmless , but , if I get you alone I WILL EAT YOU ",...She sent me that and said it reinded me of you...HA ,...HAVE A GOOD DAY, MIKE