that is what the government wants u too think. none of this is real. everyone is perpetually tripping on acid. and this is ur mind on drugs. if u never did drugs ur true identity’s would be revealed and u would know that u are simply an electron in a global ort cloud that circles around the taboo god of corn and rice
Nobody:
Troydan: dONKey kOng coUNNNtrY
Imagine not understanding the reference
midget king_13 y’all aren’t real fans if u don’t know about DK
What do you mean, that's the only reason we watch troydan
midget king_13 you must be new here
Ha
11:06 He thought right. Like if you are here after Lonzo got traded
Me
Me
Me
M E
lonzo is trash
Anybody here when Anthony Davis is on the Lakers TROYDAN CALLED IT
Everyone knew it was happening moron
Ijp Man he also called the Scalabrine Opal
Me
Literally. Not. A. Soul:
Troydan: I don’t have any players!
Charlie Macwaters you’re right there aren’t any souls because there’s no players
young_ olaf0383829237 ok young Olaf
Zombie Apocalypse Starts:
Troydan: I’m gonna play some Donkey Kong COUNNNNNNNTRYYYYYY
Just to choose which zombies to pack😂
that is what the government wants u too think. none of this is real. everyone is perpetually tripping on acid. and this is ur mind on drugs. if u never did drugs ur true identity’s would be revealed and u would know that u are simply an electron in a global ort cloud that circles around the taboo god of corn and rice
Little did he know his first two pics would play on the same team during the 2019-2020 season
Ja Morant is a college basketball player predicted to go number 2 in the draft
No 3
@@kirubeltedros1467 he will go 3 if the suns get the 3rd pick if they have the 2nd then he will go 2nd
Jrendabomb FC i know
T-wolves
Haz3_Blaz3 or the bulls.
Nobody:
Troy: Ja Morant is not a basketball player
The Blue Guy not a player in 2k
@@bryanrique5242 he didnt say that though
The Blue Guy he meant in 2K19
I questioned him
@@shakesylla1909 he did
“Ja Morant isn’t real”😂
Nate Sherman 🤣🤣🤣😭💀
I’m a decade late
Nigga same
He wins MVP in three years
Coolest Man fuckin high on drugs much?
20 likes and troy does a 2 hour live stream of donkey Kong Country
come on troydan 2 hour stream
@@thefatherfigure422 Ik where is the stream?
We asks troydan!
Nobody:
2k players: Where’s galaxy opal scalibrine
I know right
Where is Galaxy opal scali
Who is here after Troydan said the Raptors are going all the way?? 🤔
Flexed Daily lol 😂 yep
Bro I'm a Thunder fan but just want the Raptors to win because I hate the Warriors. What about you? 👊
That’s err body
EvilGramCrackr 29 definitely want the Raptors to win!! 👍
Im a Spurs fan. I want to see the Warriors FALL
Chris Paul:
Troydan: *PAUL GEORGE?*
That’s my card
Ja Morant is a college basketball player and future top 3 draft pick, thanks for the 269 likes
Kyle Hilliard man didn’t know who Marvin Bagley and Deandre Ayton were months into the regular season.
(2nd pick)
Excatly
H'll know about him when they make a pink diamond
He might actually go first depending on the team with the first pick
When u have sleep paralysis u saw James Charles in the corner of ur room naked
Like to undo
Heck off
Dude said heck off
Shut up
Prolly cuz he’s parents have the same account
How the fuck you think of this stupid shit
Jordan put up 40 in the 4th
Troy beat Donkey Kong in the 4th
Troydan > MJ
Just stop talking delete the comment
Card collection level “His Airness”
Troydan: I HAVE NO CARDSSSS
His reaction to Lonzo being called Trash 😅😅😅😅😅
Do a draft calling restaurants for players.
poo smith I’m down with that. Hahaha
That would be awesome
Hi Troy I love your videos.
DONKEY KOOOOOOOOOOOOONG COUNTRY
“And for no reason this is a picture of the Rock when he was a baby”
That was so funny 😂🤣😆 2:02
Troy: The best laker of all time
Shaq , Kareem: ArE we A JoKE To YOu
Who is better like Kobe reply magic Johnson
Sean Murphy (this doesn’t count as a reply) everyone knows kobe is better
Mical Jarden is best
Magic is clearly better. Lakers fans are delusional
Aye
@@jman13jb it's mikal jarden
He guessed Anthony Davis going the the lakers
remember when troy poured milk and syrup all over himself
Only the OGs remember.......
Damn that was super long ago but yeah I remember
Yes dunk contest
Ya nba 2k10 dunk contest
only ogs
nobody:
not even jesus:
phil swift: I SaWeD tHiS bOaT iN hAlF
Flex tape = life
He did not know who is super Ja Morant??? Ja is my man😂😂😂
Woah ja ur man you sus
Oh Ja?
Narco Nate haha?
He was not in the nba when this video was uploaded
John McGee he still existed
Like if Troy is the best 2k youtuber
(Chris Smoove reads this...)
Smoove: That’s some CHEESE
Troydan: DONKEY KONGGGGG COUNTRY
In 2k mobile I pulled Ron artest and meta world peace I thought they where twins 😂
Xbox God r/wooosh
🤣🤣🤣
U fuckin stupid
Chris Zebrowski rude
Chris Zebrowski r/wooosh
28:21 but he did come to LA... 🤣🤣🤣 clippernation
Josh Okogie blocked the hell out of James Harden
He got crossed by luka
Darkharrisplays anything harden is still a god
Jelly Boy harden isn’t really lol he has the most missed shots in a season in history 😂😂😂
Lonzos Burner Account, luka stepped on his foot he didn't cross him
Turtle Byrd what do you expect, you have to take shots to make them, no one is going to hit all their shots, kiddo.
4:13 welp troy dan has to punch him self in the “oof”
21:14 when the game starts
Eagle fans were triggered when Troy had to search up Deshaun Jackson😂
Same
And when it spelled dashon like wtf
Eagles fans are forever triggered.
Not just eagles also redskins i get it we are bad but we also have feelings 😥
Skuller Videos yes we were
When Troy doesn't know who Ja Morant is
Tell me why I went and searched the auction for Zion because I seen it in your thumbnail!😂😂😂
Trixx InDaBuilding it was a joke
Ye it is just a custom draft which ha players that aren’t in the league
17:57
Troydan:
Everyone: WHERE IS THE PORNHUB DRAFT
When 2k20 comes out you should give away your card in 2k19
Chase A183 u can’t it’s just something get in my career
Jonny C he meant his my team cards
What if he comes back to make a video
11:11 Troy predicts the future 💀
Opponent: wow your good
Troys Dan: DonKeY KoNgGGGgGggggG
ps half of his wins are prbs from people disconnecting
The disrespect to Josh Okogie smh 🤦♂️
1:09 predicted the playoffs.
wavyy 928229 kinda. We don’t know who won yet.
I get why Troy rewind his laugh over and over because of the kawhi laugh meme
Gets lebron:
Troydan: oh yes.....I guess
8:29 deandre or andre green is a summitup meme when a girl said that this is her fav player
its andre green, only og's remember andre green, andre green>>>>mj
Do wheel of 2k
Subscribe to me for a shoutout and be active and u will meet ur favorite youtuber
A baby the rock photo
Nobody:
My brain: the pebble
your wrong 😂
@@ncdiscus6449 thanks man
Lmao
15:32 his reaction is absolutely priceless LOOOOL
What do you get when you combine Jordan and Lonzo?
An AirBall
Darius Rusu yee
I hear this shit alot
You always posting that shit every video huh
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... I've heard that one before🙄🤔
Darius Rusu Bro I've seen this comment so many times just STOP it ain't funny.
Nobody:
Troydan: i dOnT HAve AnY PlAyERs
Troydan prediction: Kawhi and Paul George were his first two cards and now they play on the same team!!!!?!?!.!
OvP_ Skully AAAND he predicted the playoffs
The first 6 players played for an LA team
You did Draymond Green so dirty in the thumbnail 😂
Do a game with the best players you have
😹😹😹💅💅💅💅💅✌✌✌✌😫😫😫😫
That’s a normal game buddy
Troydan: If you think Kawhi is going to Miami, ha ha ha ha ha
Me: And If you think Kawhi is staying in Toronto, ha ha ha ha
I’m a simple man, when I see Big Chungus in the thumbnail I click.
Dami Jack Some legend says Big Chungus analy penetrated a cactus
@Carmelo Anthony if chungus dick was bigger than his then he dosent really have a dick
you're not a man then
Me too
Like if Troy should press best lineup and play a regular game
Troydan: Ja morant is not a player
Me: Just wait and see Troy
The good old days when troy said keep your stick on the ice
When the Kawhi Leonard playoff moments hasn't come out yet
XTensionCORD death kawhii leonard is a robot
13:00 nobody:
Not a single soul:
Troydan: we have the free agent center from the Los Angeles lakers troydan
That moment you realize when seat geek has the worst prices for seats
HD Thunderz Seat Geek firsthandly poisoned the water in flint. the more u know. Ur welcum
So who has the best then
Mercidi Nsiku usually stub hub or the teams website
@JR Logue usually those people be raising the price of those tickets
The Highkey trash lonzo had me dying.
1:09 that has aged REALLY well
"Give him a galaxy opal or i will....
........TaKe A dUmP iN a ShOe"
I cannot stop laughing
I read this exactly while he was saying it that's crazy
"Speaking of snakes, here comes a good one" lmao 😂
Troydan: i have no cards
Me: were are your freaking 5 galaxy opals
Troydan said I think the raptors will go all the way and he was right somehow
Somehow? The raps going back to back
The fact Troydan does so many 2k videos and has so little basketball knowledge is mind blowing
0:50 sidhu moose wala "is that agent" I am dying Lol
Was anyone else screaming “USE THE DIAMOND” whenever he picked the PD Kawhi lmao
He pulled Kawhi and Paul George in succession. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
I couldn’t stop laughing at 14:14-19:11😂😂
Literally not a soul:
Troydan : who is desean jackson
Who is here with the opal Scalabrine like if u are
Dom Maltese you gay
No u
No u
Nice
???
1:10 Troy predicted the future
Bro your easily one of the funniest 2k youtubers ever
Premiere squad
8:30
He is not a real player
Hmm 🤔 are you sure about
15:36 I can hear the explosions
7:06 IS ME THATS ME
Kevin Hart: did you see that block raptors.
Kawhi Leonard: did you see my shot Kevin. Take that
Imagine using honey on seat geek
Nobody:
Troydan: from the New Orleans Hornets
TheManiacOwl897 that used be a team 9 YEAR OLD😑🗑
That used to be a team 9 year old 😑🗑
9:29 everyone is laughing 😂
11:24 MY CARD!!!!!!!
Mine is 7:06
Troydan: awww i dont have any players
...then look at your badge and coin
Kelly LaFluer its a skit dumass
2:01 the rock as a baby, the pebble.
Pls do an NHL 19 draft I’ll love you forever
3:10 how they know 😓🤣
15:26 got me dead 💀
Play donkey Kong country on twitch or TH-cam 1000 likes
ANDRE THE GOAT no he should do a fungas draft
If Lonzo could shoot he actually could become a top player in the nba
I have no idea why I laughed SO hard at the Penis McSuckerson card at 15:27
4:31 was mine! Love ur vids Troy hope you pin and heart this! Cause i've been watching u almost 2 years?
7:06 is mine
AYYY SHAWN MICHEALS! i dident know you knew WWE
Expo Gaming And More “didnent” 😂😂😂
1:30 that Kyrie in a Knicks jersey card aged terribly
Troydan:"Kobe the best laker in laker history"
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar:
Magic Johnson
Nobody.
Paul George: I'm just a sexy boy
Jose Gonzalez SEXXXYYYY BOOOOOYYYYYY
I died at 18:50😂🤣
Nobody:
Troydan: I Dont Have Any Players.