Waterbears may be resistant to radiation, but they still have awful matchups against other players. They have no defenses in physical combat. F-Tier character tbh
Brandon Bevill It also could be a reference to the question that was asked in one of Jakes video from the Vsauce3 channel. Overall I concur with your statement.
So today in social studies, we were talking about nuclear bombs and the shelters in our area from the Cold War. My teacher was trying to zoom in to show our school and that our basement is a bomb shelter but he accidentally said, “Let’s blow this up.”
Hey DONG! About the water bear. It's not as great of a class as people think. They can resist almost everything, exept the things that actually kill them. Like being crush, attacked, or eaten. They're also cannibals.
Dippin'Dots Check any random video and you'll see this kid in the comment section terrorizing innocent civilians... he's leaving a trail of bodies behind him... He must be stopped..
How to survive a nukeclear war 1. Go underground. 2. Wear radiation proof clothes. 3. Bring lots of food and drinks. 4. Build a underground farm base before nukeclear war happens.
So much intelligence going into so much destruction is shameful because, in the given context, it was kinda necessary to stop even more destruction. It took the threat of the end of the world for people to finally calm down.
i'm distracted from the content of this video by the way he inserts a pause before the end of each sentence...like he's approaching the peak of a speech pattern rollercoaster and zooming back down
It makes me sad we have to estimate the amount of people killed by these bombs. Being reduced to little more than a number on a screen is degrading enough, but to have your whole life ended just to appear in a vague prediction, a number possibly too small to even credit you? That's a fate no-one wants, and it's a fate we'll never know if they, or we, will ever get.
I *love* studying detonation, blast waves, shockwaves, pressure gradients, nuclear physics, chemistry, and the effects of nuclear fission and fusion reactions. It's all extremely interesting, so thanks so much for another great video on this, Jake! I'd love to see more videos about detonation, blast waves/effects, nuclear fission, fusion, etc... Also, I promise I'm not evil, it's just a fascinating subject, along with the entire fields of physics and chemistry. :)
I actually grew up/live in Oak Ridge, TN where the Atomic Bomb was made, so this was a super interesting video and now I'm googling "places to rent" in the furthest area away from here. haha. I wish we could have people like you come here and talk at the Museum of Science and Energy. That would be so rad
It’s so much energy that it’s really hard to put it in perspective. Like hearing a gunshot for the first time is wildly different than seeing it in video or learning about it.
I’m doing a project on the Tardigrade for bio. Pretty crazy that Tardigrada is its own PHYLUM! That’s how diverse it is. To quote some guy in a documentary I saw “ay now there’s a wee little tardigrade for ya”.
Nukemap's been so helpful for me trying to imagine the effect of nuclear weapons. I've seen what they could do to places like New York or Los Angeles, and even pics of the real blasts in Hiroshima and Nagasaki lotsa times before, but since I've never been to any of those places, the effect's always been quite abstract. Now that I've 'dropped' a Little Boy, Castle Bravo and a Tsar Bomba on my hometown and some other places I'm intimately familiar with, the effect is much more clear - and a lot more terrifying.
I really want a video where they play the song "olive" that they always play and sync up the drums dropping with the end of the video. That would be so emotional
Bryant Guidry putin probably wouldn’t do that I don’t like him but he at least know what nuclear with the us would be like so he probably won’t want to provoke war
I mean, some guy named Tsutomu Yamaguchi survived both Atomic Bombs in Japan. Like, he was in Hiroshima on business when Fatman was dropped and spent the next three days making his way back home to Nagasaki just in time for it to be hit with Little Boy. Dude died in 2010.
Step 1: buy a few hundred tardigrades Step 2: breed them for years in a giant tardigrade farm Step 3: fill a swimming pool with them and jump under the surface before the blast hits.
So, researching some of those craters led me down a rabbit hole where I learned about Zircon, the oldest known naturally forming mineral on earth, being formed around 4.4 billion years ago. Neat.
Maybe this is the wrong place to ask this but, we started conducting nuclear tests from about 1945 and onward.. detonating i think over 2000 nuclear weapons on the surface, in the sky, under ground and under water. According to what I heard here, the fallout can travel for thousands of miles and up into the atmosphere and the effects of the radiation can last a very long time. My question is has there been any notable change in the occurance of cancer deaths in humans from before nuclear testing and after? Maybe someone here might have the answer.
I love Vsauce. I love the subjects of almost every episode. I am not a fan of Jake. He's okay. Just okay. Like a neighbor down the street. You wave from the car as you drive by and perhaps chat out of courtesy by the fence. Not a guy I'd care much to get to know more.
Kind of - if i'm not in the immediate blast zone and there is some warning before that. There is a hospital quite close to me with a xray room with lead shielding + lead vests.
It's all nice and scary, nuclear mayhem but what is the best nuclear drama TV or film you've seen!? I always think Threads (1984) is the one to beat as it's emotionally and psychologically aggressive and I was a kid at the time it was on and thought nobody would want to do that considering Japan?
Having grown up at the tail end of the Cold War, I remember watching footage of nuclear explosions during health class, or biology. They rarely showed the actual effects, just slo mo fireballs. They were mesmerizing, and darkly fascinating until I learned the possible death tolls they could inflict. I hope neither we nor our descendants find out what one looks like up close.
Waterbears may be resistant to radiation, but they still have awful matchups against other players. They have no defenses in physical combat. F-Tier character tbh
oh ur here too
This is the first time I've seen a good comment from a big verified TH-cam only have six likes even after 2 years, I'm shocked!
I may have mispronounced Chagan. If so sorry Kazakhstan!
its okay my child
We forgive you
Ok
DONG I'm really early mate
Ok
0:07 rofl whoever edited that in is now my favorite person
TheDeadOfNight37 i know it cought me off guard
That was probably Hanna.
Hannah Canetti edited this video... she also gave us a kiss... so you needs must smile now! ;)
TheDeadOfNight37 yeah it's really funny....solid fruiting!!
The real question is, do I really want to survive the nuclear blast?
I want to be THE nuclear blast
i was literally just about to comment that wtf
Brandon Bevill It also could be a reference to the question that was asked in one of Jakes video from the Vsauce3 channel. Overall I concur with your statement.
But, Muh Radscorpions!
Ahmed Ruby Probably not
I like to plan ahead, so I've fashioned myself a suit of armour made of cockroaches so that I'll be safe during the inevitable nuclear blast.
KA M I seen on manswers that you wanna cook borax into clothing
That would be a perfect power armor mod for Fallout 4.
Hmmm, interesting idea but I would've thought it would be affected by washing the clothes. Cool word though.
*B O R A X*
Haha Franz, I approve xD
KA M i love you 😂
Only from inside a refrigerator.
That fallout reference is insane
Sn0wyXD That Fallout mission was an Indiana Jones reference.
After having drunk from the Holy Grail.
Lead lined*
"Hey can you get me the pudding? Top shelf next to the Mayonnaise."
"That's not funny! Besides, I ate the pudding a long time ago."
"Nuclear Dongs" -Jake 2018
NomTacoCat I went through the comments just to look if someone had said this!
it's been done: www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1935.html
Classic webcomic from 15 years ago. Click, you won't be disappointed
Poop?
Nuclear D!NGs*, as them has always been called
I love... Jakes wierd... spacing
Sean Barry downer dong?
Sean Barry I
Sean Barry it's called racheal maddow speak and all VSause does it
Sounds...like Michael.
too, many, commas,
By the way, the bomb footage at 3:12 is an animation, not actual footage from the tsar bomba detonation.
Keep ya eyes peeled, folks.
Andrew Kovnat I don't like the sound of peeled eyes. Eye manipulation makes me uncomfortable
That does not invalidate the importance of peeling your eyes!
Lemon peeler. Right tool for the right job.
Derp Jong Un no you need to use a fruit peeler, like one for cutting the skin off carrots
THE POWAHH OF ANIMATION!
*D O W N E R D O N G*
Kostas 2405 But you wrote it in UPPER dong?
Kostas 2405 dongherdown
Jake said it as I saw your comment
Uh yea RadAway
Use a little Rad-X beforehand too just to be safe
Complete a side quest and you can get “mysterious serum” that takes away even more rads
*NUCLEAR DONG*
Sulistio T H R O W I N G A P P L E S
So today in social studies, we were talking about nuclear bombs and the shelters in our area from the Cold War. My teacher was trying to zoom in to show our school and that our basement is a bomb shelter but he accidentally said, “Let’s blow this up.”
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@@reese9705 no
@@benonaru yes
Hey DONG! About the water bear. It's not as great of a class as people think. They can resist almost everything, exept the things that actually kill them. Like being crush, attacked, or eaten. They're also cannibals.
Oh course I could, I'd just turn into a ghoul
why
Dude.. can you leave all of us alone? I can't causally browse videos anymore without you stalking the comments...
Justin Y. Ah SorrowTV fan and Vsauce fan, I thought I was the only one.
Dippin'Dots Check any random video and you'll see this kid in the comment section terrorizing innocent civilians... he's leaving a trail of bodies behind him...
He must be stopped..
bot/many people with the same acct name stay away.
How to survive a nukeclear war
1. Go underground.
2. Wear radiation proof clothes.
3. Bring lots of food and drinks.
4. Build a underground farm base before nukeclear war happens.
It’s really sad that we have to worry about these things. I just want a peaceful world where everyone gets along.
Achieving More we all do, but some people just dont understand that
i feel you on this bud, it’s somewhat downing knowing we’re able to do this to one another
gaurdog I agree
Shouyou Hinata I know... It’s sad...
ok mom
So much intelligence going into so much destruction is shameful because, in the given context, it was kinda necessary to stop even more destruction. It took the threat of the end of the world for people to finally calm down.
i'm distracted from the content of this video by the way he inserts a pause before the end of each sentence...like he's approaching the peak of a speech pattern rollercoaster and zooming back down
It makes me sad we have to estimate the amount of people killed by these bombs. Being reduced to little more than a number on a screen is degrading enough, but to have your whole life ended just to appear in a vague prediction, a number possibly too small to even credit you? That's a fate no-one wants, and it's a fate we'll never know if they, or we, will ever get.
🎶🎶
Crawl out through the fallout, baby
To my loving arms
While those ICBM's keep us free
🎶🎶
Sort of thought you might have some tips on how to survive a knuckle ear blast 😱 guess I'll just wing it..
7:09 sounds like *somebody* might have gotten rejected by Hannah.
I *love* studying detonation, blast waves, shockwaves, pressure gradients, nuclear physics, chemistry, and the effects of nuclear fission and fusion reactions. It's all extremely interesting, so thanks so much for another great video on this, Jake! I'd love to see more videos about detonation, blast waves/effects, nuclear fission, fusion, etc... Also, I promise I'm not evil, it's just a fascinating subject, along with the entire fields of physics and chemistry. :)
Thanks Hannah!!
I actually grew up/live in Oak Ridge, TN where the Atomic Bomb was made, so this was a super interesting video and now I'm googling "places to rent" in the furthest area away from here. haha. I wish we could have people like you come here and talk at the Museum of Science and Energy. That would be so rad
2:48 Spongebob feels.
I and arguably many others would greatly appreciate another upload on Vsauce3. 4 months of no content on that channel is honestly bewildering.
Could You Survive A Nuclear Blast?
only if i am a cockroach
l a m e
But can you survive being hit with a shoe?
You could just survive the radiation but not the 10 million °C
Yes
But being hit with a shoe?
That video where the soldiers are marching into a nuclear blast really puts it into perspective.
MKBHD SHIRT!! Lit
Could You Survive a Fallout is quite possibly my favorite video you have made. Thank you for that.
Duuuuude.... you're sitting again. Man are you okay I cant tell.
David Lynch does a wonderful job of visually representing the immensity of a nuclear explosion in the Twin Peaks Return.
1. get into a fridge
2. Wait
3. Hope you don't land on the door
4. ???
5. Profit
Guten Abend.
After surviving the bomb successfully, you will suffocate to death probably?
Lol
Advanced reference. Include a Jojo reference to proceed to the next level.
1. Get into the fridge
2. Wait
3. Hope you don't land on the door
4. Sing Gyro Zeppelis Pizza song the whole time
5. Profit
Sadly not unless you where a mile from the blast zone and underground I do hope it doesn’t happen
*gotta blast*
It’s so much energy that it’s really hard to put it in perspective. Like hearing a gunshot for the first time is wildly different than seeing it in video or learning about it.
We're DONGers, of course we could.
I’m doing a project on the Tardigrade for bio. Pretty crazy that Tardigrada is its own PHYLUM! That’s how diverse it is. To quote some guy in a documentary I saw “ay now there’s a wee little tardigrade for ya”.
Sup Dsup?
Vsauce 1, Vsauce 2, Vsauce 3 and now DSUP
Nukemap's been so helpful for me trying to imagine the effect of nuclear weapons. I've seen what they could do to places like New York or Los Angeles, and even pics of the real blasts in Hiroshima and Nagasaki lotsa times before, but since I've never been to any of those places, the effect's always been quite abstract. Now that I've 'dropped' a Little Boy, Castle Bravo and a Tsar Bomba on my hometown and some other places I'm intimately familiar with, the effect is much more clear - and a lot more terrifying.
Don't forget to nuke that like button!
I really want a video where they play the song "olive" that they always play and sync up the drums dropping with the end of the video. That would be so emotional
Just duck and cover
I never knew how screwed id be if a bomb dropped near where I live until now. That deserves a thumbs up!
#VsauceSquad
Chara #drivebyfruiting
I could listen to Jake talk about nukes all damn day.
nuclear dongs
one of the more interesting D.O.N.G.'s I've seen in a while.
Keep up the good work!
Please kim, dont bomb us 😥
Gold Finger I don't think rocket man has enogh (working) nukes...
I'm more concerned about Putin.
Bryant Guidry Putin’s a good guy
Jjjgy Hgjj he stopped his nuke TESTING. that just means hes done testing and ready for bombing. Im more worried meow then ever!!
Bryant Guidry putin probably wouldn’t do that I don’t like him but he at least know what nuclear with the us would be like so he probably won’t want to provoke war
i love this kind of videos pls do more nuclear bomb things or something like this
Hey, Dsup, Tardigrade here
great job on this, Jake
That’s silly talk, only a Nokia could survive that.
This video was amazing,!! would love to see more about nuclear, atoms, Shock waves and Energy Emission.
"Could You Survive A Nuclear Blast?"
Short answer: no
Long answer: noooooooooooooooooo
I knew about the tardigrade, but I loved the video anyways. Good job Jake
Pro:survives nuke
Con:can get squished
I’d be instantly vaporized so that’s nice
3:28 that's me 🙈
Swimming in one of those lakes probably wouldn't hurt you much, water is really good at stopping radiation.
I needed this today
Thanks DONG, I've oddly needed this information recently
This is one of the episodes that are happier
Love the outro man, it's great!
If a Nuclear war ever happens, I'll move to Fiji.
"And this creates fallout."
Todd Howard: *HA HA HA HA HA.*
This video CHANGED my life
What an incraterable episode
good to see jake back omg
I mean, some guy named Tsutomu Yamaguchi survived both Atomic Bombs in Japan. Like, he was in Hiroshima on business when Fatman was dropped and spent the next three days making his way back home to Nagasaki just in time for it to be hit with Little Boy.
Dude died in 2010.
This was a very cohesive DONG, kudos!
Thank you for adding the subtitle, loved the background music.
Jake is back, baby! Yay!!
Jake, I share your fascination with nuclear bombs. Great video!
song name, "Shona" by Jake Chudnow [HD]
Thanks for the super informative video and adding the scale to the things!!!! Love the videos man!!!
"toughest animal on earth" wait until the guys with a hydraulic press find out.
Step 1: buy a few hundred tardigrades
Step 2: breed them for years in a giant tardigrade farm
Step 3: fill a swimming pool with them and jump under the surface before the blast hits.
So, researching some of those craters led me down a rabbit hole where I learned about Zircon, the oldest known naturally forming mineral on earth, being formed around 4.4 billion years ago.
Neat.
Agreed, they are terrifyingly interesting
Maybe this is the wrong place to ask this but, we started conducting nuclear tests from about 1945 and onward.. detonating i think over 2000 nuclear weapons on the surface, in the sky, under ground and under water. According to what I heard here, the fallout can travel for thousands of miles and up into the atmosphere and the effects of the radiation can last a very long time. My question is has there been any notable change in the occurance of cancer deaths in humans from before nuclear testing and after? Maybe someone here might have the answer.
I don’t get why everyone’s so worried about nukes
like ima just catch it
5:28 man what did Cardiff do to you? I literally live barely inside that impact crater, could you blow up Swansea instead?
5:28 that crater is literally right on top of my city where I'm living now xD
I love Vsauce. I love the subjects of almost every episode.
I am not a fan of Jake. He's okay. Just okay. Like a neighbor down the street. You wave from the car as you drive by and perhaps chat out of courtesy by the fence. Not a guy I'd care much to get to know more.
Its been like forever that vsause1 and 3 uploaded
I can survive one, but only because I am paranoid and created a stockpile of supplies.
I'm desperately trying to picture this as an old school VSauce 3 Video
Kind of - if i'm not in the immediate blast zone and there is some warning before that.
There is a hospital quite close to me with a xray room with lead shielding + lead vests.
@5:30 you killed me.
_I roam the blasted ruins, checking inside every refrigerator; there are many, many skeletons, but no food_
This channel kind of just turned into my fill for the void that the cracked channel left behind.
It's all nice and scary, nuclear mayhem but what is the best nuclear drama TV or film you've seen!?
I always think Threads (1984) is the one to beat as it's emotionally and psychologically aggressive and I was a kid at the time it was on and thought nobody would want to do that considering Japan?
The ending was love
I don’t know if I can survive a nuclear blast but I definitely won’t survive without internet.
Could you guys do a video on how to theoretically prevent radiation, or fission or fallout?!
Tip #1: Collect bottlecaps for currency.
6:07 pun
Having grown up at the tail end of the Cold War, I remember watching footage of nuclear explosions during health class, or biology. They rarely showed the actual effects, just slo mo fireballs. They were mesmerizing, and darkly fascinating until I learned the possible death tolls they could inflict. I hope neither we nor our descendants find out what one looks like up close.