If they had access to some basic liquid chromatography columns and reagents they could have probably removed the stank molecules. Also I bet Ross was the preferred chip because if the pizza he ate before.
It's official. Smith is actually the LEAST salty lad of Hat Films. When Smith said, "Smells like..." I thought he was going to say "Smells like teen spirit".
Sounds like Merch Mike is going to have a whole new market to break into. Yogscast foods. SipsCo hot sauces, Hat Films "Not a Million" salty snacks, Simon's dessert line, Bristol Pusher Lagers, etc....
one of your most creative and repulsive videos yet. fucking loved it. have to say, on a different level, trott's willingness to exercise in the ghost recon vid and this one is really inspiring. gotta get to the gym!
4:48 Those are jumping jacks, not star-jumps. Star jump is one motion, arms and legs out while airborne but feet back together when you land. Trott would be the only one who could actually do it
He really should have used deionised water so that there is no other salts as he was using hard water most likely, but none the less love the vid hahahah
Selling bath water is so done. This is the next thing.
gamerboiksalt 😂
Sombersin honestly would buy
That I WILL buy!
@@cassu6 i only want to buy a hat mix
I wonder if Simon ever imagined he would be using his PhD to make sweat chips.
only real scientists make sweat crisps.
I think this was why he got his PHD
I mean, sweat chips have absolutely nothing to do with atmospheric physics.
And it's not even his area of expertise
@@ChonkyMonkey1 That's just how talented you need to be to earn a PhD
I'm kinda surprised noone made a crisp trott joke throughout the entire video.
14:15 Ross makes a quick subtle one.
Or when Simon said that his scientist friends "conSULTed" . More like con Salted
I like how Barry was immediately seeing red flags and was like "nah, I'm not having any of this."
I'm pretty sure he was the camera man at the park and knew what was happening
@@Julianoz224 nah that was Craig
And Simon, I feel like all the full-time yogs know to stay well clear of the hats when they’re filming 😂
@@RobinDavey-ge8vn I do find it great how Simon assumed they just put some cum on them for the salt
"time to eat my dinner and watch hatfilms as usual..."
*smith rubs sweat off back*
okay maybe not this time
clearly not a real fan
I'm eating KFC with this.
Put your back into it. :D
*definitely this time
“The holy trinity is back, sack, and crack”
I love how Proud Ross is that people liked his salt more.
This is probably the most cursed thing you guys have EVER done.
Have you forgotten vactrott
@@NickHoad Somehow, vactrott was less weird
@@NickHoad Vactrott was fine, they've always been perverted. This is closing in on cannibalism and it scares me with these 3.
I wonder if the salt from their tears would have been better tasting
This is either the best or worst thing you've ever done.
I'll go with both.
Their allergy test video is probably the worst one imo.
@@jamesklieve4620 Because I'm always watching.
Sounds like Ross needs to trademark the "It's not me!" line of crisps before someone registers the IP.
It'd definitely sell better than a ross-inspired line of "Eat Shit" brownies
Dr Simon Clark's mum: what are you cooking?
Dr Simon: work mates sweat
Dr Simon Clark's mum: oh
00:46 Time to make your follow up hat-eating video there, Simon.
Smith doesn't keep enough salt to himself to make crisps.
Which hat he has to eat is the question. We've already ruled that trott is the least tasty and Ross the most, so...
I am so distraught that no one preferred the control
Of course Ross the silver fox has to be the tastiest boik
Let's be honest, this was just to trick Smith into working out some, wasn't it?
Lewis probably paid Simon a small chunk of money to do it
@@monkaeyes How dare he!
@Sir Handel well the lads definitely chip-ped in
shirtless hats, chemistry, and a slight feeling of nausea. Haven't been this excited about a video since Shipping and Receiving!
If they had access to some basic liquid chromatography columns and reagents they could have probably removed the stank molecules.
Also I bet Ross was the preferred chip because if the pizza he ate before.
It's official. Smith is actually the LEAST salty lad of Hat Films.
When Smith said, "Smells like..." I thought he was going to say "Smells like teen spirit".
He's so salty, he keeps all the salt for himself.
@@Bruced82 That, or he loses too much salt verbally to sweat any out.
@@MendicantMonkey you both make valid points 🙂😁
This is why I love that Dr. Simon is in the Yogscast, now they can do weird shit like this, and then call it science, because it is technically true.
5 seconds in and I'm already regretting clicking on this video oh god
The Hat Films seal of quality!
Randy already, eh?
As soon as I see the notification for a hatfilms video I'm already like russian space gecko level of randy
@@marcycutting7030 So long as it isn't Randy Pitchford levels of randy...
@@BalthorYT that's dangerous levels of randy
Interesting Trott knows exactly what they each taste like
The kind of content that will blow Hat films up. Road to 1 mil boiks
Why was Dr Simon Clark PHD not introduced as Dr Simon Clark PhD
I know right? It's an outrage!
How can they not introduce Dr Simon Clark PHD as his full title?
The concept itself almost made me gag, but actually seeing the sweat being boiled almost tipped me over the edge.
Nothing about this video surprises me.
What quality content
Sounds like Merch Mike is going to have a whole new market to break into. Yogscast foods. SipsCo hot sauces, Hat Films "Not a Million" salty snacks, Simon's dessert line, Bristol Pusher Lagers, etc....
All that lifting is paying off for ol' crip crop! Nice work man!
This is probably the best hat films content i have ever seen. This is an amazing idea and i kind of want to buy these crisps.
I’d love a hat films shirt that says: the holy trinity is back, sac and crack
How do I delete someone else’s video on TH-cam?
have we finally got Crisp Trott?
Coming soon: HatFilms brownies, don't question it just wolf it down
"Well that won't taste like chicken"
-my dad after I tell him that Hatfilms are making human flavored crisps
Came back 95% for Tom Hazell. Bless that man, holy shit.
Where can I purchase the Trott crisps, they'd be great washed down with my Alsmiffy Enema Water
Ross not understanding star jumps is my new favourite thing
one of your most creative and repulsive videos yet. fucking loved it.
have to say, on a different level, trott's willingness to exercise in the ghost recon vid and this one is really inspiring. gotta get to the gym!
This makes me genuinely worried for their next pancake day video
Literally Nobody:
Hat Films: Hold my bathwater
I actually love these types of videos please please do more like this it’s hilarious and also kinda educational I guess 😂
Watching the boys do a moderate amount of exercise has made me feel incredibly proud of my own athletic efforts
i'm horrified but i watched the whole thing anyway?
if this doesnt push the boys to 1 mil subs idk what will
4:48 Those are jumping jacks, not star-jumps. Star jump is one motion, arms and legs out while airborne but feet back together when you land. Trott would be the only one who could actually do it
I have a morbid curiosity to see this done with tears instead of sweat and see if there is a noticeable difference in flavour.
I laughed.
I cringed.
I retched. A lot.
Perfection! Keep it up boiks! 💙
Good lord, are you a real life Barbie doll? 🔥🔥🔥 xD
@@WildWestRaider haha I'll take that as a compliment! I wish 😂💙
The way they always scoop Tom Hazell up and abuse him reminds me of Rickity Cricket
He really should have used deionised water so that there is no other salts as he was using hard water most likely, but none the less love the vid hahahah
How did the good Doctor not use distilled water ffs
Perhaps distilled water is not something he could come by after he left the office?
"Shoutout to my friends Dr. Seuss and Dr. No"
Ah, remember the disgust of the lads way back when they did that Hat Chat involving those cupcakes? How far they have come.
With rebecca?
Trout flavoured Crisp Trott Crisps. Astonishing.
They fit the Clarkson, Hammond and May dynamic perfectly 😂
Poor, poor Tom. "Well we wiped his sweat down..." "Oh, did you?"
When this video was hinted at, I would NEVER have imagined they'd be doing this. You guys still come up with the best weirdest content!
Nice to see you guys with the Dr! Also, Jazzfilms, good stuff.
This is so funny, this deserves a million views
Brilliant vid definitely deserves more views
Wow lads, this wasn't absolutely fucking horrible at all. Nope. Cheers.
I always eat food when watching Hatfilms. Tonight is no different..
This is probably the most original video I have ever watched
STAR JUMPS LOL I’ve watched so much British stuff but there’s still so much more to learn
This was so fun to watch keep it up boiks. Great job Dr.Simon very cool to watch
This is actually amazing love you boiks
This is fantastic. This is good, good stuff right here.
I love how suspicious Barry, Nina, and Simon were of Hatfilms' offer of free crisps, haha.
Few years ago, I bet Kim would’ve bought those bags...
A few years ago?! If I'd been in the office during filming, I would've chugged 'em down!
YOGSCAST Kim wtf XD I did certainly not expect a reply from the woman herself lol!
@@yogscastkim Holy shit the lurker reveals herself haha
smith is such a mood. I feel bad for the poor man
This is amazing! More of this!
This is very bizarre. Do more lol
11:25 Trott is definitively the saltiest member of Hat Films.
What I'm getting from this is that trott knows what exercise is
Hat Films, delivering videos that literally no one is asking for.
How are they having THIS much trouble to start sweating?
I'm so envious.
oh boy i've been waiting for this video
also Ross is best snacc confirmed
The blues brothers reference killed me lmao
I’m glad I happened to be eating dinner while watching this, thanks for increasing my appetite boiks!!
13:07 "What's the mouthfeel?"
Holy shit did Ross just reference Contrapoints?
Smiths reaction to surprise burpees is exactly how my clients react to it 😂
I feel so sick. But you know I still liked.
This is next level boiks
Ha ha, the blues brothers reference near the start xD
Rob Trop and Alec on the sweatbags 😆
What a great time to sit down for dinner... Watching this video...
Running up and down the stairs would get the sweat up quickest.
Hat Films; the only channel who wants you to eat them.
Smith knows how to do starjumps from his time in the TA
Nice Blues Brothers reference Dr. Simon Clark
They should do this more often
These new merch ideas are wild, but I'm in
Make cookies with your own blood- Halloween themed and possibly the most cursed thing you could try
Surely you could sell limited edition scent de trottè perfume?
Spoilers:
Only explanation on those salt levels is smith must retain all his salt instead of getting rid of it because he should have had the most.
I really did not expect a blues brothers reference to ever be in a hat films video
The new merch is gonna be something else...
The PhD. SHAT Films dynamic is always fantastic
Trott scientifically proven to be the saltiest Hat films member
Simon: We did rule out any sweat below the belt
Ross: 4:39
This was amazing!!