Your comment overview is perfect..that is exactly what I think/thought, they are an acted couple that have compatability, it's all you really need,they are both on the same page in life,forget about the shifting sands of L-O-V-E
@@kevinwhelan8126I'm half French through my mother's side. From a family perspective I feel 50/50, but as the person I am I'm more British in most ways, but with food I'm French all the way (except for the fact that I like spicy food)
@@kevinwhelan8126 that said, you wouldn't find brie and grapes in a sandwich in France. The classics are emmental, ham and often salami or gherkins. You could get away with grapes during the cheese course and have it with grapes then
I know this video was 7 years ago, but that would be a steal now in current day! You'd be lucky to pay 6£ for an individual sandwich in some gourmet establishments.
These two would actually have made a far more realistic Vernon and Petunia Dursley than the ones in the Harry Potter films They're SO ORDINARY. It's fantastic how much they hate anything remotely strange or exotic.
Chazbot Funnily enough, I thought of Vernon and Petunia the first time I saw this. " You'll never guess where our nephew is. Hogwarts. Guess what it is? This is unbelievable. A witchcraft academy. Can you believe it?"
He grabs a little wooden stick outta his pocket. Little wooden twig like that, don't ask. And you'll never guess what he shouts at us... 'Ave a guess... *Ex-pell-ee-Arm-Us* The Dirty Bastard.
I thought at the beginning, when she said 'We haven't told you about Harrogate' that she actually said 'We haven't told you about Harry yet.' I'd love to see them actually AS Vernon and Petunia, sharing their outrage about Hogwarts! 😂😂
This is one of my fave skits from Catherine Tate - my whole family's northern, and this is what it sounded like whenever my grandparents/uncle and his partner told a story 😂
"We had a flask in the van, didn't we?" Reminds me of a couple I knew who drank vodka and soda like it was tap water. Wife and I went with them to a very upscale restaurant and after they had ordered one drink from the waiter, they spent the rest of the meal topping off their drinks from various unlabeled containers of vodka they had smuggled in on their persons. And this couple each drove a Jaguar! I'm sure the waiter saw everything and just rolled his eyes. Granted, the drinks were $20 at this place, but still...
@J H I didn't think of that. In the US, "flask" usually refers to a small stainless steel container for discreetly carrying spirits. In UK does it mean what we would call a "Thermos"?
I'm with Janice and Ray on the grapes. I had a chicken salad sandwich a few years back that had pineapple in it. Pineapple. In a chicken salad sandwich. I'm glad I was alone; my partner would never have got over it.
Honestly, the craptions on this are just as funny... "Last week we went up to how to get for a half-day owl." "Only after." "Anyway, we went into this Catholic." 😂😭
We have friends like that - even worse. We went out to eat with them at a burger joint here in Pennsylvania and all four of us ordered the same thing, cheeseburgers with french fries and when they got theirs they were appalled ! For heavens sake it had cheddar cheese on it instead of American-so they scraped it off and complained about it the rest of the day Geez !!!
@@apathyintheuk265 Here's the thing though: how fit does a bird have to be before you can excuse, ignore, or maybe even begin to enjoy, her thatch pongin like a barracks latrine?
I live about 30 miles south of London and I remember buying my first banana and brie sandwich in brown bread . It was in 1989 and I sat in the local park during my lunch beak , enjoying it very much . Can't remember how much I paid , but would not have purchased if I thought it was over priced .
This really strikes home as I had a cousin in Coventry, who gave me almost this exact conversation, complaining about how she couldn’t get a decent cup of tea when she went on holiday in Spain-and for this reason she would never go back there-and she did it pretty much in that accent
I enjoy my food and like to experiment with ingredients, so I tried some brie once and I didn't like, it smelt like a public gym locker and I don't think it tasted any better. On occasion I'd sandwiches for my lunch at work with various fillings, honeyroast ham with sliced kiwi fruit, cheddar cheese with sliced strawberries they were both delicious. The boss asked what was on my sandwiches so I told him. He instantly turned his nose up and by the moans of disgust you'd have thought I said excrement. If it's edible why can't we mix and match, chefs invent things all the time, I wonder what was said to the first man to put a pineapple ring on a gammon steak.
If your Brie tastes a bit chlorine-y it’s because it has ripened too far. If you live in the uk, then sadly it’s nigh-on impossible to buy Brie that’s ready to eat. So you need to leave it to ripen OUT of the fridge. It might take five days to ripen. It softens and makes your kitchen smell like a Frenchman’s feet. Deciding exactly WHEN to eat it is an acquired skill. Too early and it will be hard in the middle. Too late and it will be public swimming baths. However….. it’s worth the effort.
My exact experience eating Sandwiches in Korea. "Strawberry and fresh cream sandwiches". Or watching someone make a ham and cheese toasted sandwich, and gasping as they put brown sugar in it.
Well,if you mean BBC Worldwide,it's as it implies,the BBC,(British Broadcasting Company),syndicating some of it's most popular programs around the world,or to those countries who wish to purchase them.The Catherine Tate Show is one of the BBC's most popular comedy shows.
I grew up in a small rural town and encountered this mentality too many times to count, to the extent that "the sandwich conversation" literally became a contributing factor in my decision to move to London. I couldn't stand to be around that sort of conservative, closed-minded thinking. In the place I worked at the time I was notorious for my crazy, weird choice of sandwich fillings, which did indeed include brie and grape, as well as other bizarre and highly objectionable choices like bacon, brie and cranberry, falafel and hummus, and stilton and pear. My colleagues would be like "oh here we go, let's see what he's got today..." and then their faces would contort in confusion and disgust as I told them. God knows what they'd think of a banh mi.
@@sn4831 I've been here 12. Polluted yes, overpriced yes (the accommodation mostly), but a fantastic social and cultural scene, a million things to see and do, and a diverse, open-minded population. Everywhere else just seems so small, backward and dull in comparison.
My dream in life is to marry someone as perfect for me as these two are perfect for each other 😂
@pianette94 Congrats!!
@@BriannaTeex
You’re so spot-on!!
@@outsidepool4131
Ah yes. So true. And, and only Real dream of soooooooo many people around the world………
Your comment overview is perfect..that is exactly what I think/thought, they are an acted couple that have compatability, it's all you really need,they are both on the same page in life,forget about the shifting sands of L-O-V-E
Ditto ❤️😍
pure class 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"They've put grrrrrapes - in a cheese sandwich"
JPaul C It’s “GREPPPPS!” lol
JPaul C 5
Brreeeeee!
GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!
The dirty Bastards.
“Five pound sixty, and we had to pick the grapes out ourselves” - they have every right to feel aggrieved lol!
Or they could just enjoy the perfect combination of grapes and cheese. Maybe I'm too French
@@grassytramtracks Unthinkable HAHAHAHAHA!
@@kevinwhelan8126I'm half French through my mother's side. From a family perspective I feel 50/50, but as the person I am I'm more British in most ways, but with food I'm French all the way (except for the fact that I like spicy food)
@@kevinwhelan8126 that said, you wouldn't find brie and grapes in a sandwich in France. The classics are emmental, ham and often salami or gherkins. You could get away with grapes during the cheese course and have it with grapes then
Fantastic! These two characters were absolutely perfect….and the costumes, makeup artist and set makers did perfect job too. Just brilliant.
*”FIVE POUND SIXTY! AND WE HAD TO PICK THE GRRRRAPES OUT OURSELVES!”*
I know this video was 7 years ago, but that would be a steal now in current day! You'd be lucky to pay 6£ for an individual sandwich in some gourmet establishments.
@freebeerfordworkers It's sixtEH not SIXTY
@freebeerfordworkers crikey what are they putting in sandwiches in Norway. That's crazy prices
@freebeerfordworkers We had chicken and chips and two pints in Switzerland in 1999 and it was £70 I had to laugh or I would have started crying.
🤣🤣🤣
These two would actually have made a far more realistic Vernon and Petunia Dursley than the ones in the Harry Potter films They're SO ORDINARY. It's fantastic how much they hate anything remotely strange or exotic.
Chazbot yeah that's so true!
Chazbot it's ironic considered they are strange lol
Chazbot Funnily enough, I thought of Vernon and Petunia the first time I saw this. " You'll never guess where our nephew is. Hogwarts. Guess what it is? This is unbelievable. A witchcraft academy. Can you believe it?"
He grabs a little wooden stick outta his pocket. Little wooden twig like that, don't ask. And you'll never guess what he shouts at us... 'Ave a guess...
*Ex-pell-ee-Arm-Us*
The Dirty Bastard.
I thought at the beginning, when she said 'We haven't told you about Harrogate' that she actually said 'We haven't told you about Harry yet.' I'd love to see them actually AS Vernon and Petunia, sharing their outrage about Hogwarts! 😂😂
As a citizen of Harrogate I can confirm that sandwiches are £5.60. I also have found grapes in my french bread sandwiches.
It's a joke.
The dirty bastards
Shocking to think that such things are happening - in Harrogate, of all places
It's now 2019 I'd imagian They've got up since then.?
*And did you pick out the grapes?* 😆
"You went mad dint yer"
I work at Sheffield subway most of my customers sounds exactly like this😂😂
No grapes in subway though, at least
@@annother3350 Nor Brie either one of my fav cheeses is that!
@、 Well those indigenous to Sheffield, the rest of us speak proper English.
@@marklatimer7333 In Sheffield we have a sense of humour😉
Very funny. They turn having a bad lunch into an experience where they feel their human rights have been violated..
Underrated comment 😂😂
These were my favourite sketches on the Katherine Tate Show.
love the ginger one and daniel craig one also
This is one of my fave skits from Catherine Tate - my whole family's northern, and this is what it sounded like whenever my grandparents/uncle and his partner told a story 😂
M&S - years ago - used to do a brie, red grape and walnut sandwich on multi grain bread ..... gorgeous 😁
FILTH !
The dirty bastard's 😂😂😂
She’s a legend!
Just love her, do wish we could get her over here on the TV (USA)
"We had a flask in the van, didn't we?" Reminds me of a couple I knew who drank vodka and soda like it was tap water. Wife and I went with them to a very upscale restaurant and after they had ordered one drink from the waiter, they spent the rest of the meal topping off their drinks from various unlabeled containers of vodka they had smuggled in on their persons. And this couple each drove a Jaguar! I'm sure the waiter saw everything and just rolled his eyes. Granted, the drinks were $20 at this place, but still...
@J H I didn't think of that. In the US, "flask" usually refers to a small stainless steel container for discreetly carrying spirits. In UK does it mean what we would call a "Thermos"?
@@gregoryschmidt1233 That is correct.
Good on them
Pretty sure a brew just means a cuppa. Cup of tea.
I'm with Janice and Ray on the grapes. I had a chicken salad sandwich a few years back that had pineapple in it. Pineapple. In a chicken salad sandwich. I'm glad I was alone; my partner would never have got over it.
pineapple,,,,in a chicken sandwich? The dirty bastards!
🤣
Yum!! I love sweet and savory!! X
The dirty, evil, pineapple eating bastards.
The dirty bastards.
Such good chemistry
Just love these videos of the northern couple.
That’s Harrogate for yer ! 😅😂🤣
For anybody who has never indulged in the delight of a brie and grape sandwich (on French bread) I can highly recommend.
A sickbag ?
@@stevenkaye7958 Only if you were unfortunate enough to possess the weak taste and constitution to match of a frail woman.
"Brrie. Don't ask."
Dirty bastard.
Brie, grape and a sharp green apple on a baguette is serious sandwich territory.
Never gets old.
I'm from Manchester and as a kid on holiday, we always met a couple like these two. Spot on, can't believe it's the first time I'm seeing this
listen to this... epic.
Honestly, the craptions on this are just as funny...
"Last week we went up to how to get for a half-day owl."
"Only after."
"Anyway, we went into this Catholic."
😂😭
I'm from harrogate!! Love this!!
'This was in Harrogate!' :D
I mean, Huddersfield, you could understand, but Harrogate!
"Listen tu this ".....says everyone from Yorkshire....lol😅
I’m from Yorkshire and this is very accurate 😂
Guess how much the sandwiches were. Go on, guess! Come on, it's fun! Guess! SIXTY POUNDS?!?!?!?
SIXTY POUNDS???!!! SIXTY? I'm not buying the entire Sainbury's stock of sandwiches, they're just TWO sandwiches!!!
@@agorapanologia OK well then I don't know. FIVE SIXTY?
“Dirty b@st@rds”
That made me spit out me butter pie!!!
Can see them now in that cafe lol Fabulous
Brilliant.
Fantastic, love these characters 😂
Catherine Tate and Derren Litten. Derren later wrote comedy sitcom Benidorm, about Brits abroad, its on Netflix in the UK.
I don't think that is Derren. Isn't he the one in the 'What am I like' couple?
🤣🤣🤣 absolutely hilarious
The older you get, the more you admire these two as a couple.
We have friends like that - even worse. We went out to eat with them at a burger joint here in Pennsylvania and all four of us ordered the same thing, cheeseburgers with french fries and when they got theirs they were appalled ! For heavens sake it had cheddar cheese on it instead of American-so they scraped it off and complained about it the rest of the day Geez !!!
Never knew you had lunch with my mom and dad... ;)
Would have though anything without orange rubbery looking American cheese would have been a bonus!! Cheddar would be marvellous on a burger.
Cheddar cheese in a burger....the dirty basterds...🤣🤣🤣
Bloody Brilliant !!!! 🤣
The sandwiches sound delicious.
@Per Sunn Are you on Happy Shopper cheddar and white bread?
They'd be mouldy by now. Just get a bag of cheese n onion crisps.
@@apathyintheuk265 Here's the thing though: how fit does a bird have to be before you can excuse, ignore, or maybe even begin to enjoy, her thatch pongin like a barracks latrine?
To be fair, grapes and cheese on crackers are delicious!! 😋
And you can't complain about getting a sandwich at a café on fancy French bread for £2.80
He loves that Inspector Clouseau. A fictional character played by an English actor lol
Very funny man!
I suppose he'll have to apologise now.....
the trend has been set by Hank Azaria as Apu in The Simpsons.
What a crazy buggered-up world we live in.
@@patagualianmostly7437 He avoided that fate by dying in 1980.
Pink Panthers movies , seems 11 were made plus the cartoons
It’s the pause between ‘French’ and ‘bread’ for me 😅
Is that usual for West Yorkshire people? Going to restaurants and keeping a “...flask in the van...” to avoid buying a beverage?” LOL
@Per Sunn Pockets full of miniature bottles of vodka in nightclubs.
I think it's usual for people in the North full stop. My family were/are all like this
@@andrewmark2783 Well the North gets a pass, on account of how many beautiful English specimens they churn out.
@@rbeygarcia Thank you ;-)
Listen to this 😄😆
LTT…when I started working in a recruitment agency in Leeds, late 1990’s one of my colleagues started her stories with….LTT …listen to this….😂
Could laugh all day brilliant
Did you go on to laugh all day? My laughter waned shortly after the video concluded.
@@jackketch7660 🖕
I live about 30 miles south of London and I remember buying my first banana and brie sandwich in brown bread . It was in 1989 and I sat in the local park during my lunch beak , enjoying it very much . Can't remember how much I paid , but would not have purchased if I thought it was over priced .
I can. It was £5.60, you dirty bastard.
Anyone else really in the mood for a bree and grape sandwich?
I'd rather a gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt...
@@gregoryschmidt1233 And ORGANIC!!! eggs.
Brie.
You dirty bastard.
When you buy a sandwich anywhere south of Birmingham haha
Except it doesn't cost £2.80 per sandwich
Don't know but it is brilliant. So well done.
comedy genius
Gosh, it’s my mum and dad
This really strikes home as I had a cousin in Coventry, who gave me almost this exact conversation, complaining about how she couldn’t get a decent cup of tea when she went on holiday in Spain-and for this reason she would never go back there-and she did it pretty much in that accent
"fahve" lol Catherine totally pronounced five tight :D
They must be from hull saying it like that
I mean that’s only £2.80 for one sandwich!
Wait this was 10 years ago. Yeah that’s insane.
Don't know of it is because I'm from Harrogate but grapes in a cheese sandwich is fabulous ! Also 5.60 for two sandwiches they got off lightly o:
This was filmed like a decade ago though
Loved this show. Never be made today tho…. Shame
Catherine Tate was playing Karens before it was even a thing.
That's me and my wife when we didn't enjoy the experience. And we're not even that old yet.
I kown people just like that pmsl every time
"I was staahved". Hee hee. "Grehps."
You can always tell a southerner trying to sound northern,, they pronounce the H in Arragat.
BRIE - DON'T ASK !
Love Cat Tate :)
Just do realize that it's not the french she's mocking. ;)
Or is she ??????
@@stevenkaye7958 she's mocking the people who would have gone on to vote for Brexit
@@jamest6822 .... I bet YOU'D eat brie and grape sandwiches (with French bread) you DIRTY BASTARD!
@@sirrobin8814 Guilty 😎
@@jamest6822 it’ll be Betty’s at the top, of Parliament Street….
Hilarious!
So many people out there like that as well
You'd be lucky to get 1 sandwich for 5.60 now
They greed it off yer!
"we didn't have a brew because we had a flask in the car." Hate to say it but I still don't understand grapes in brie sandwiches !!!!
Zaf Mal you often get brie with grapes
+ Andrew Says it all really...
No, but cranberry jelly 👍🏽
I'm that man.
actually I can relate to this... ha ha
I enjoy my food and like to experiment with ingredients, so I tried some brie once and I didn't like, it smelt like a public gym locker and I don't think it tasted any better. On occasion I'd sandwiches for my lunch at work with various fillings, honeyroast ham with sliced kiwi fruit, cheddar cheese with sliced strawberries they were both delicious.
The boss asked what was on my sandwiches so I told him. He instantly turned his nose up and by the moans of disgust you'd have thought I said excrement.
If it's edible why can't we mix and match, chefs invent things all the time, I wonder what was said to the first man to put a pineapple ring on a gammon steak.
If your Brie tastes a bit chlorine-y it’s because it has ripened too far.
If you live in the uk, then sadly it’s nigh-on impossible to buy Brie that’s ready to eat. So you need to leave it to ripen OUT of the fridge. It might take five days to ripen. It softens and makes your kitchen smell like a Frenchman’s feet. Deciding exactly WHEN to eat it is an acquired skill. Too early and it will be hard in the middle. Too late and it will be public swimming baths.
However….. it’s worth the effort.
My exact experience eating Sandwiches in Korea. "Strawberry and fresh cream sandwiches". Or watching someone make a ham and cheese toasted sandwich, and gasping as they put brown sugar in it.
I miss this show so much ;___;
Hilarious!!!
lol, i was just telling someone the other day that those are the only two shows they play nowadays, too!
Listen to this. Don’t ask. This, is unbelievable.
Me over here trying to guess the price of two cheese sandwiches and putting that number somewhere around 20 pounds. Bloody inflation. Bloody London.
I was guessing like £6.50 each
Those darned French fryers and their foreign fare. Thank goodness they didn't offer you a frog leg burger:-)
I'm loving what he's wearing.
I bet they ate the grapes after they took them out of the sandwich though! The tight Northern barstewards!
Five pound fifty is a great price for a buttered brie on a Baguette. Wait that price was for two sandwiches', so it's actually an incredible deal.
Well,if you mean BBC Worldwide,it's as it implies,the BBC,(British Broadcasting Company),syndicating some of it's most popular programs around the world,or to those countries who wish to purchase them.The Catherine Tate Show is one of the BBC's most popular comedy shows.
Brilliant! Sums up modern bollocks!
brilliant
Grapes in a cheese sandwich is weird 😂
Grapes and cheese are a good combination. One of the only sweet/savoury combinations I like
"Brie...don't usk"
UKIP's core voters, lol!
I grew up in a small rural town and encountered this mentality too many times to count, to the extent that "the sandwich conversation" literally became a contributing factor in my decision to move to London. I couldn't stand to be around that sort of conservative, closed-minded thinking.
In the place I worked at the time I was notorious for my crazy, weird choice of sandwich fillings, which did indeed include brie and grape, as well as other bizarre and highly objectionable choices like bacon, brie and cranberry, falafel and hummus, and stilton and pear. My colleagues would be like "oh here we go, let's see what he's got today..." and then their faces would contort in confusion and disgust as I told them. God knows what they'd think of a banh mi.
At least they wouldn't be wanting to share.
Lol London sucks.
@@AlastairjCarruthers lived there 3 years. Polluted, overpriced, overinflated sense of importance. No thanks.
@@sn4831 I've been here 12. Polluted yes, overpriced yes (the accommodation mostly), but a fantastic social and cultural scene, a million things to see and do, and a diverse, open-minded population. Everywhere else just seems so small, backward and dull in comparison.
@@AlastairjCarruthers Mmm that's one take I suppose. Depends what you want from life
Yup,it's real.Not overly exciting even with the addition of grapes,lol.
Funny.
What part of England is her accent from?
I was wondering that
Although Catherine Tate is a Londoner she is very good at imitating a Yorkshire accent , which is what she is doing here.
@@magnuscarter9195 Thank you
too funny
They are funny
That's nothing. We went to Disney and got charged £30 for 1 french bread sandwich 🥪
ooh there's a boulanger print on the wall! :D we have lots of boulanger prints at my house ^u^
I love that they make no comment about the rind on the brie.
'They couldn't be arsed to even cut the rind off! The lazy Barstewards!'
we had a flask in the VAN
Harrogate though...being surprised at finding this in Harrogate is a bit like being surprised at finding it in Kensington or Chelsea.
Listen to this.....Derren Litten,(Ray) underrated in these sketches, both brilliant, but love his portrayal of the offended worldly man.
🤣