“Doesn’t matter if you have a mansion of diamond blocks and obsidian or a dirt hut, once you place the furnace next to the crafting table, its a home” -a heart warmer
1:56 Subnautica: *laughs manically as it has a actual story that pleases the fanbase as well as having an ending of which doesn't end the game completely*
I’ve never heard of subnautica, so I think minecraft is better. Since I never heard of subnautica, it means it’s less popular because it is boring and/or expensive.
“We will never add sharks to Minecraft because we want all hostile mobs to be fantasy creatures” The first bear they added was the one known for actively trying to harm humans
4:42 Sandiction’s mc hardcore world “It would be a starter house from outside but its an abandoned mineshaft mansion.” Sandiction = not me Sadiction = me
2:53 If dream where to be in MCSM, he most likely would have just been a dude in a green hoodie wearing a mask. Since they did that with Stampy, instead of making him a giant, anthro cat. Edit: on the other hand, I’m so glad that Dream’s relevance came AFTER mcsm, because dear lord, I can’t bear imagine Dream Stans taking over what’s left of the MCSM fandom.
@@vojtechurbanec9886 sorry i just really like terraria and i want people to know that your character is technically the bad guy when fighting the cultist lol, i didnt mean to sound smart or trying to put the commenter down. Sorry 🥲
@@morton2248 It was actually possible to kill the tablet itself too (before 1.4.1). It had a hitbox and actually dealt damage, but this only worked if you brought some angry bees (such as from beehives or honey blocks) over to the tablet. Once the tablet was killed you could actually kill all of the Cultists without triggering anything (Lunatic Cultist wouldn't spawn and the Lunar Events wouldn't occur).
Fun fact: Rabbits are really easy to kill as soon as you have 1 carrot and any stone tool. Simply hold the carrot in your hand, wait until your rabbit has come near you, aim, quickly switch to your weapon and BAM! You got the little bugger. Repeat as many times as you like.
I think bats are the hardest to kill, specifically on purpose. But when you're actually fighting for your life they will gladly fly in front of your sword.
Me when playing bedrock: “hi” People: “…” Me when playing Java: “hi” 10 people: HELLO EDIT: guys im not saying if one is better im just saying how people talk cause in bedrock servers people dont talk a lot on bedrock and java hypixel people always talk (mostly advertise their twitch)
1:04 Oak: Basic Spruce: TH-cam Tutorial Birch: Not as bad as peeps who like the wood Jungle: You like treehouses Acacia: Your a speed runner who got the lowest time Dark Oak¹: 🧑🏿 Iron: Your a mumbo-jumbo wannabe RED Nether: Your new to the game Blue Nether: Your new but blue
y = input("What's your name") x = input("How old are you") z = input("What is your favorite food") i = input("your position in the family") print("so your name is " + y) print("so you are " + x + " years old") print("so your favorit food is " + z) print("so your posision in the family is " + i)
"We want all hostile mobs to be fantasy" Pufferfish and silverfish: am I a joke to you? Edit: people in the replies are just listing mobs that either are fantasy (skeleton, zombies, creepers) or just listing neutral mobs such as the spider. Pufferfish get mad if you are too close (as normal hostile mobs do) and it's the same with silverfish.
Mojang didn’t add sharks because it isn’t fantasy. They didn’t add it because sharks are endangered and having this added won’t make people like them more.
8:02 it went for more of an open design and I like how it really lets the fresh air and sunlight in, why can't I find someone like this for my house anywhere else?
This will help you in minecraft: go to settings, click accessibility settings, click shift toggle. Then you click shift and you are shifted without holding shift
You know what I would love? The ability to arm villagers. You could drop them a sword, axe, or bow and they could pick it up and look at it like how a piglin does a gold ingot. Then they could drop you something in return based on a loot table.
“Doesn’t matter if you have a mansion of diamond blocks and obsidian or a dirt hut, once you place the furnace next to the crafting table, its a home”
-a heart warmer
creepers: HELL NAH MAN
Creepers minecraft mascot and yet one of the tree night mares creepers phantoms and baby zombies
Advertisement: Wait, don't skip!
Me: *How about I do, anyway?*
*chocolate chip cookies.*
😉
Yup
*laughs in unskipable ads*
Then your gonna miss out on these snacks
@@kingsnek7947 *best feature?*
#Dailydoseofmemes
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me nothing
My brain: Axeolotl
Lul
Lol
no joke, that’s what I named my axe on one of my friend’s servers cause when I get diamond tools I name them with puns
If I got an axolotl I would name it axe
The only thing they fear
Today is my birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday 🎉🎉
Happy Birthday
Don't care+L+ratio
Happy b day🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@mazharkhan2324 Who asked about what your thoughts?
1:56
Subnautica: *laughs manically as it has a actual story that pleases the fanbase as well as having an ending of which doesn't end the game completely*
Minecraft also has a story, it’s just a bit more hidden.
(I know this is a joke)
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 its *lore* not *story*, *story* and *lore* are diffrent
I’ve never heard of subnautica, so I think minecraft is better. Since I never heard of subnautica, it means it’s less popular because it is boring and/or expensive.
"There are no circles in Minecraft"
The damn shadows man
@@tooning779 me trying to find out who said it needs to be a perfect circle
@@tooning779 it’s still circles tho
You can with commands and armorstands
@@tooning779 man if you think about it with that logic then the true circules from real life are not circules because the Atoms are not exactly flat
Default cross hair for MCPE:
Bedrock players: the four horsemen of off-hand items.
Java players: the 400 horsemen of off-hand items.
for me I had a mending guy and........HE JUST FREAKING DISAPPEARED
Yes..
5
Dont forget mcpe
@@Youzw the are the same
Fun fact: If you do a sprint jump without taking a step, and crouch before you land, the skulk won’t sense you.
15:07 i once found 5 blacksmiths
18:55
The creeper: *internal screaming*
15:56 amateurs...I USE WOOL AND CHESTS!
Never Ask
A woman: her age
A man: his salary
Mojang: how they got the dog death sound
no please no
@@bob-kx5iv 😈
Or panda
You mean a man his wage
😲☝
😐✊
4:49
*sees all the trees have been replaced with wooden planks
“OMG! Smii7y was here!”
Yeah idk who that is
Who?
How do you 2
12:20 was so wholesome it almost made me cry
“We will never add sharks to Minecraft because we want all hostile mobs to be fantasy creatures”
The first bear they added was the one known for actively trying to harm humans
And they make suicide bombers
Mojang - "turns bugs into features"
Also Mojang - time to remove bedrock zipline!
yeah 😔
2050 minecraft music is 999,999,999% loud
lol wha-
111 Likes
Nuuuuuu not on bedrock
6:30 red
Same
for me red or yellow
Red squad
👇
When mojang didnt put in the "removed herobrine" it was coincidentally herobrines 10th anniversary
Coincident? I THINK NOT
-Dash's Teacher I think
:O
Шапка тоэггоэ гогжо. Жъфо шофьор:/
o.o no ❤️.
@@thomasking9479 what :D?
14:21 “One is a witch and one is a sandwich” 🤓
When you are being Chased by a baby zombie:
"Hehehehe"
" *I'M IM DANGER* "
what i'm im danger so you mean YOU ARE DANGER?????????
@@ratburger8471 no he ment :Hehehehe I'M IN DANGER. thats what he ment not irl thou
@@mallowchan9226 yeah ik but the actual meme was *chuckles* im in danger
-Ralph wiggum
Netherite armor: I fear no baby zombie
LOL WHEN I GOT TO THE "9 year old me asking mojang for emerald armor" MEME I GOT A PAMPERS AD RIGHT AFTER
Dont understand tbh
@@Absolute75000 hé got an ad of baby diapers after that meme
Lucky for me I have TH-cam premium
I understand it I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS XD
I have a TH-camr ultra get rid of scams sponsored ad intros Outros in and way way more
0:03 Best unclickbait TH-camr conformed.
4:42
Sandiction’s mc hardcore world
“It would be a starter house from outside but its an abandoned mineshaft mansion.”
Sandiction = not me
Sadiction = me
“we will never have sharks in Minecraft because we want all hostile mobs to be fantasy creatures”
just make them neutral mobs
Honestly it makes perfect sense, because most sharks dont actually want to kill you
@ISAAC BOHNE Yeah, that's what neutral mob means
@ISAAC BOHNE zombie pigmen, take it or leave it. (been playing since 2013)
@ISAAC BOHNE that’s exactly what neutral mobs are.
Silver fish: then what the frick am I
The "once you place the furnace next to the crafting table it's a home" thing is actually true.
What about a bed
Me who placed it at the world border:
2:53
If dream where to be in MCSM, he most likely would have just been a dude in a green hoodie wearing a mask. Since they did that with Stampy, instead of making him a giant, anthro cat.
Edit: on the other hand, I’m so glad that Dream’s relevance came AFTER mcsm, because dear lord, I can’t bear imagine Dream Stans taking over what’s left of the MCSM fandom.
The 4 horsemen of going up: Stairs, Vines, Scaffolding, Ladder.
1.16: I’d like to introduce myself.
You accidentally typed 1.16, instead of 1:16.
@@pikafluffball nop ,he meant version 1.16
@@SuperFallingMario Never mind, I thought he meant to put a time stamp.
"best minecraft memes of july" *Aug 2, 2021*
@Ahmadxyx89 who cares 😳
@@youraveragemasterchief9895 Probably someone, also you don't need to say anything because that point will never work.
@@TechnicalTactician who cares about your monologue
@Ahmadxyx89 happy (late) birthday
@@youraveragemasterchief9895 This is the comment section, you are free to say whatever you want. Also, I care
"While you might be placing your last Minecraft block, someone might me placing their first Minecraft block." This one got me crying dude ;-;
People : shitting their pants while bridging through the end with the fear of falling
Me : haha toggle shift option go brrrrrrrrrr
yeh only big brains use toggle shift
What If you again pressed the shift 😂😂
@@ranveer348 not funny
*Laughs in mobile*
@@LLouay-dg9mk big brain 🧠
6:11 so true I knew that as well, they should rename that song to don't mine at day
Bedrock Zipline what?
Minecraft: run around the world and use your imagination
Terraria: kill a ancient lovecraft creatures eye brain then kill some cultists then the moon
I play both games and have beat both games but i cant tell if this negative or not
@@morton2248 Ahh yes, Minecraft lore fan vs. Terraria lore enjoyer
@@vojtechurbanec9886 sorry i just really like terraria and i want people to know that your character is technically the bad guy when fighting the cultist lol, i didnt mean to sound smart or trying to put the commenter down. Sorry 🥲
@@morton2248 It was actually possible to kill the tablet itself too (before 1.4.1). It had a hitbox and actually dealt damage, but this only worked if you brought some angry bees (such as from beehives or honey blocks) over to the tablet. Once the tablet was killed you could actually kill all of the Cultists without triggering anything (Lunatic Cultist wouldn't spawn and the Lunar Events wouldn't occur).
@@morton2248 how have i never known this lol
7:41 Grian: I don't have such weakness's
Mojang: I think i forgot something
Someone: If you forgot it, then it wasn’t important
Mojang: Yeah, you’re right
*Copper stairs, Copper slabs*
@Mr. Axolotl there is netherite horse armor, there isn’t stone armor, and no wood armor either
netherite horse armor ....
cut copper.
copper slabs exist
Waxed Lightly weathered cut copper stairs would disagree.
Fun fact: Rabbits are really easy to kill as soon as you have 1 carrot and any stone tool. Simply hold the carrot in your hand, wait until your rabbit has come near you, aim, quickly switch to your weapon and BAM! You got the little bugger. Repeat as many times as you like.
17:22 - I Remember when I was a Kid when I Thought that Bane of Arthropods is better since It has a Cooler Name, Then I Grew up and Realized it
Damn, me too
Damn i did😭
Ive been playing for 7 years, and i have never used it or found out what it does, and by the way people talk about it, i am proud
4:08 you know what even harder to kill silver fishes and endermites
Agreed
Couldn't agree more
You can easily kill a rabbit with a bow
I think bats are the hardest to kill, specifically on purpose. But when you're actually fighting for your life they will gladly fly in front of your sword.
What about the baby zombie
Baby zombie
“want all hostile mobs to be fantasy creatures” BEES?? ik they might not count as hostile mobs cause you have to provoke them but STILL
And spiders
It teaches people not to mess with bees
Polar bears
Llamas
Wolfs as well
"There are no circles in Minecraft"
Minecraft shadows: guessing I'm not circle?
Fun fact: these memes makes our days better
Yes sir too true
Yes boss!
Suit yourself
*soviet union anthem intensifies*
fun fact: watching memes doesn't make your day instantly better, shut up gerald.
I don't know if your name is gerald.
"Moss should reduce fall damage"
Ah yes because if u fall from even a meter above moss you will be safe from the wet and slippery slime of a plant.
Makes sense to me, i dont see what ur getting at
Physics do not apply anymore-
Then go into crawl mode and get slowness 5 for 10 seconds and reduce fall damage by 5%
@@everythingbutagoodhuman8864 moss is slippery as fuck, its like trying to land on wet ice
@@DealersChoice04 and?? Water is slippery too but it helps
0:07
Bedrock players who have the feature of placing blocks from any angle: *I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES*
Bro whoever made this meme at 0:50 I give you my thanks for finally appreciating what forge labs has done
yeah bro man has like 3 mil subs and is STILL underrated
4:08 the warden: amateurs. Everyone else what was that punk! the warden*turns around* amateurs
9:40 this actually hapoend to me yesterdat
Me when playing bedrock: “hi”
People: “…”
Me when playing Java: “hi”
10 people: HELLO
EDIT: guys im not saying if one is better im just saying how people talk cause in bedrock servers people dont talk a lot on bedrock and java hypixel people always talk (mostly advertise their twitch)
the java vs bedrock debate is absolue bullshit like why not just get both of them
@@LatinoAmigo. both are good in their own way
@@chrisdermentz both have certain advantages and disadvantages, true?
@@SellerOfFruit yes thats what i am talking about
@@SellerOfFruit yeah like not being able TO CRAWL and shield banners
I'm a #Bedrock player and this makes sense: 9:48
5:02 birch wood :happy:
Fun fact: you could’ve gotten the rare minceraft Easter egg and there’s a very high chance it did happen and you never noticed
what
wait whats the easter egg
Yo bruh i aint even gonna lie i had to read that twice.
Ah I see the M I N C E R A F T Easter egg
@@SirTurd-it1vs it an easter egg where the “minecraft” turned into “minceraft” very rare tho
“Hostile mobs can only be fantasy”
Since when did we say it’d be hostile?
"I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic"
"Do men even have feelings"
Me when rubin dies in minecraft story mode: *sad noises*
Yup ;_;
1:04
Oak: Basic
Spruce: TH-cam Tutorial
Birch: Not as bad as peeps who like the wood
Jungle: You like treehouses
Acacia: Your a speed runner who got the lowest time
Dark Oak¹: 🧑🏿
Iron: Your a mumbo-jumbo wannabe
RED Nether: Your new to the game
Blue Nether: Your new but blue
1:04 my favourite trapdoor is the spuce trapdoor
Same
My favorite is second one
Birch looks neat
My favorite is warped or crisom
Hytale saying they're the best while they haven't even come out yet:
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Wait the guy in the thumbnail is doing it wrong. Mumbo Jumbo has taught us to press the shift key with our thumbs.
😂🤣🤣🤣
y = input("What's your name")
x = input("How old are you")
z = input("What is your favorite food")
i = input("your position in the family")
print("so your name is " + y)
print("so you are " + x + " years old")
print("so your favorit food is " + z)
print("so your posision in the family is " + i)
7:58
"I hired a creeper to be my interior designor but didn't get to pay him because he's gone"
Even better
"We want all hostile mobs to be fantasy"
Pufferfish and silverfish: am I a joke to you?
Edit: people in the replies are just listing mobs that either are fantasy (skeleton, zombies, creepers) or just listing neutral mobs such as the spider. Pufferfish get mad if you are too close (as normal hostile mobs do) and it's the same with silverfish.
llamas and pufferfish: o-o
@@3GS._. polar bears: ._.
@@3GS._. llamas are technically neutral but yes, pufferfish.
@@Jd2sryt-arc I actually didn't think of that lol
@@3GS._. neutral
Speedrunner: Does 6 hour speedrun only to cheat in the last few minutes.
Speedrun Moderator: Listen here you little sh*t.
Fun fact: these memes makes our days better
I agree.
I just wanna say, spiders arent hostile, they're neutral.
Silverfish are hostile though
theyre neutral at day and hostile at night
I've yet to meet a passive cave spider
@@triangle5334 that means they are either passive or hostile depending on the circumstance, which means they are neutral
3:51 i play on bedrock not java and can only hold maps ,fireworks and a sheild but i cant even use my firework in my off-hand
@Michael Pietz k
@MOSTLY HILARIOUS 𓆗 k
Who said anything?
Bee: air
Dog: ground
Axolotl: water
Strider: lava
Mojang: I think I forgot something
Someone: if you forgot it wasn’t important
Mojang: yeah your right
*cliffs*
Fun fact, instant damage makes the undead heal.😐
i know already watch skip the tutorial breeehhh
alright someone has to say it
THE DRAGONHEARTED SERIES CALLED ALMOST EVERTHING
I would call it the fallen kingdom series as fallen kingdom is the start of it.
0:36 spiders are SOMETIMES hostile
"There are no circles in minecraft."
Snowball: Am i a joke to you?
Oop I didn’t think of that
Forgot slimeball
@@ark8787 yes, true
ikr lol 😂😂
they're not circles. they're made to look like circles but since they're made of pixels, they're not circular.
Me : "Laughs intensely"
Everyone : Enjoying and absalutely nothing
7:55 It mostly depends on the scale of the build ; Panes for small builds and blocks for larger builds
3:41 I don't get it btw I a flowerpicker
@@talking_trash becuase they are often babied and op
spiders are actually neutral mobs because they dont attack you when they are in an area with a light level of 7 or higher
#Dailydoseofmemes
Teacher: why are you laughing
me: nothing
my brain: thicc steve
5:29
New Players: Thats a strange boat design and WDYM it breaks the boat??
Players Who Know: *ETERNAL INTERNAL SCREAMING*
Lol
Copper should be able to be added to tools like iron wood stone so it’s makes the durability stronger and you need a smithing table to add it
Mojang didn’t add sharks because it isn’t fantasy. They didn’t add it because sharks are endangered and having this added won’t make people like them more.
"There are no circles in minecraft"
Entity shadow:am I useless to you
And rails
43:06 Mark should've had his head replaced with the enderdragon egg.
Yeah
8:02
it went for more of an open design and I like how it really lets the fresh air and sunlight in, why can't I find someone like this for my house anywhere else?
11:05 only the ogs understand
"Legends Have minecraft"
Me: So.....
Im a Legend?
yes.
Depends if you've played the og console edition, nobody has it anymore and even then it stopped updating so nobody would want to play it.
This will help you in minecraft: go to settings, click accessibility settings, click shift toggle. Then you click shift and you are shifted without holding shift
k but nobody asked
"7/o me realising youtubers dont look like their skins"
Laughs in ranboo
fun fact: mumbo jumbo just looked up mustached buisnessman
7:35
Facts
24:46
They forgot people that kill/hide your best horse
It's funny how we all used to want emerald armor, but now we understand why mojang didn't add it
Why didn't they
5:01
me knowing crimson and warped stem is not technically log : hmmmmmm
Terraria Intensifies
3:50
Totem of Undying: Am I A Joke To You?
I feel like there should be an emerald helmet and wearing it would lower the prices of villager trades by like 15% or something
Maybe an enchantment called "handsome" that will impress the villager to low the prize
@@justaloser4178good looks means lower prices lol
@@justaloser4178 dam villager simps
It would be toooo much OP
...it will make value of emralds less and will make it too easy
@@its.pheonix probably
3:41 i am a flowerpicker type of player… idk if I should fell happy or offended
Same I pick them for my friend lol
Feel happy with your p o w e r s
Ayyy, FLOWER PICKER GANG!
@@_lucxfer_4696 YES! >:3
Im in the gang too
10:40
Me: :")
Villager: falls in lava in the Nether
WoF: spawns
*You playing minecraft:
WAIT JUST A MINUTE*
21:51
Me, who listens to Disc 13:
*"I guess? Uh, anyway, I'm gonna go."*
You know what I would love? The ability to arm villagers. You could drop them a sword, axe, or bow and they could pick it up and look at it like how a piglin does a gold ingot. Then they could drop you something in return based on a loot table.
16:15 can u guys tell me what happened to the other player.
If you know please explain
whats the yutuber name?
10:23 “villagers just be like, hey nice house bro, thanks”
17:07 hytale..?
Now that's a name that I haven't heard in years.
It's been announced for 2023 xD
#dailydoseofmemes*
*sees thumbnail*
Me: *laughs in toggle to crouch
The first meme is accurate af for me, whenever I’m bridging over the void it feels like my finger is about to slip
moss should reduce your fall damage
"change my mind"
it has twigs inside dummy
you never fail to make us laugh (u have makin my day better)