+tyrell dangelo says a guy that looks like he is under 21 years old. A real mature man don't gotta brag, but a immature man do just to prove their manhood...when really nobody gives a fuck. its like their insecure or something
bamdad19996 Don't stress, man. Took me some years after 19. Important thing is, when ya do, make sure it's somebody you like who likes you. Makes any wait worthwhile, and you can't do wrong, because she already thinks you're okay. It will all happen in time. No worries.
I like how real Tim is. He never lies about shit like, his game with women, penis size and stuff like that. In fact he just embraces what he has you know. One of the realest guys out there. I know those guys Tim speaks about, and it's like if you go out and don't hook up with a girl, it's the end of the world and you're lame.
It's pretty obvious that they're insecure, trying to show how manly they are and shit. It's sad really, but by showing that your level of manhood does not rely on the number of women you've been with shows confidence in who you are.
Those types of people are the worst. They lie about everything! "Hey did you watch that movie?" 'Uhh, yeah.' "Cool, what's your favourite part?" "Uhhh..."
Glad that you uploaded this. Not necessarily because of the content (which is spectacular, nonetheless) but because it's a throwback to how you used to make videos. You, just telling a story, and talking to your camera. It was hilarious and your naturally funny so that's why I enjoy your rants/talk to the camera videos. I'm a huge fan. Keep it up!!
Even though I already watched this on sc, had to watch through it again cuz its too funny. One thing I see/hear a lot, why do you guys gotta tell stories about girls you smashed in the first place? Like fuck if it's real or fake, why do you go out of your way in a normal ass conversation like "oh btw, i was at some party and I smashed this one hot bitch..." Like dude. Cool, no one gives a fuck honestly. Unless you got some crazy story to go along with it, no one cares who you smashed, when and where and how accomplished you feel. lmao like this shit Tim talking about is REAL.
Oh my goooooddd, this is exactly how I feel about this dude I used to go to school with but for a different reason, and none of my other friends saw it like I did. So frustrating...smh
If I could like this video 3 times I would, the truth in those words and situation you mention happens to me everyday. Don't know why but some people I know just loves bullshiting about these things.
I thought I was the only one who thought like this. I know exactly what you mean, Tim. I know dudes like this. So I just showcase my acting skills and ACT like I give a shxt about their body counts lol
Reminds me of a "friend" from middle school that was always saying he dated all the girls in the school and broke all there hearts, and cause he was doing that no girls ever even talked to him.
I remember graduating high school like 4 years ago and all the male seniors did this they keep saying like they did 100+ girls left and right and when they ask me I'm like wtf i just ignore them because who in their right minds lie about how many people they get intimate with and why do you care so much about my private life. Sometimes i think men are stupid !
The best is when you catch people in their lies. This guy I grew up with in my neighborhood stays lying about who he smashed and all that ever since middle school. Back in high school He claimed he was dating a girl at our school and that he creampied her but when we went and brought the girl to him she had no idea who he was. Another time was he bragged about his size and a masculine lesbian took him to the woods for proof and when she came back he was embarrassed saying "no wait it wasn't at full potential". That guy was a gavone back then and still is. 😂
Not even going to lie, his videos make me cry of laughter. Also the fact he keeps it real. He's the reason i started doing youtube videos. I like to see see him and that guy from wildnout do a rush hour 4. I believe that would be a funny movie or at least a parody of it.
I am new in your channel and I have to say that it's one of the most hilarious channels I've ever seen, obviously I subscribe! You nice dude! Greetings from Mexico!
Let it out fuck the bullshit. I have a friend that is just like that you could prove that mf didnt do shit but he will still act as if really happened. Much love. Keepin it real 24/7
Thanks for watchin!
Tim upload a new video on TimsBakery you booty
I bet the dude that disliked this vid was one of the dudes from the trip lol
You welcome my boy
Haha sooooo true
Tim link back up with just kidding films!!
Of all the names, you chose Ralph. As your loyal fan, I'm truly butthurt
Looool
Wreck it Ralph
it ain't ralph tho
***** nice!
***** Lol this comment
...And usually the guys that actually get some don't have to brag about it.
That's bullshit 99% of tha guys actually brag
tyrell dangelo and 90% of guys aren't even 20% as good at getting poon as they pretend.
right
ummm the only reason we fuck is to impress our mates
+tyrell dangelo says a guy that looks like he is under 21 years old. A real mature man don't gotta brag, but a immature man do just to prove their manhood...when really nobody gives a fuck. its like their insecure or something
Moral of the story: You ain't gotta lie to kick it
You don't got to try so hard.
Kdot
You ain't gotta try so hard
KolydoscopeMusic YES
Look at all the Kendrick "fans"
I'm 19 and the only thing I smashed was my iPads screen because I haven't dated a single girl in my life.
Why would u do your Ipad screen so dirty?Its okay to not have dated anyone in your life
bamdad19996 same lmao
bamdad19996 Don't stress, man. Took me some years after 19. Important thing is, when ya do, make sure it's somebody you like who likes you. Makes any wait worthwhile, and you can't do wrong, because she already thinks you're okay. It will all happen in time. No worries.
You didn't use protection! Smh
I'm 18 I've only smashed a Xbox one
"Stupid muppet-baby-ass boy" This is officially my new favorite insult.
I hate the 12 and 13 year olds who say yeah I'm a foot long I'm like yep sure
Shane zerg I've heard 2 ft. before, dude was like half rhino!
AuntieWhateverBear
When rhinos are happy, they make a loud "mmwonk" sound with their mouths.
Shane zerg I say i'm 3 inches. So when they see 4 inches, it surprises them. LOL
Msching LOL
I'm 12 ... ...
And 6 foot long ... ...
In height.
We all know that One "Ralph" in the crew
I like how real Tim is. He never lies about shit like, his game with women, penis size and stuff like that. In fact he just embraces what he has you know. One of the realest guys out there. I know those guys Tim speaks about, and it's like if you go out and don't hook up with a girl, it's the end of the world and you're lame.
It's pretty obvious that they're insecure, trying to show how manly they are and shit. It's sad really, but by showing that your level of manhood does not rely on the number of women you've been with shows confidence in who you are.
Getting no puuuu at all is still a let down
lidaiscool It sucks that these same insecure guys will attempt to look down or emasculate honest men who don't share their egotistical attitude.
People like that make themselves look foolish because it's quite obvious they're lying. Love you Tim for always keeping it real. ❤
Bruh the stories of not smashing more amusing than getting some, atleast everyone relates
Imagine if it all did really happened? Lmao
I love seeing the clock turn after each cut scene
Plot twist: It was never a lie
Lmfaoo I hope "Ralph" and "water boy" sees this video 😂
The quiet ones are actually the ones getting it in lol
"I wanna put on a bathrobe." 😂😂😂
Plot twist Ralph was really smashing
this is my 2nd time watching this video and i still think it's fuckin hilarious
Tims frustration in this video is hilarious lol I love how you keepin it real
Those types of people are the worst. They lie about everything!
"Hey did you watch that movie?"
'Uhh, yeah.'
"Cool, what's your favourite part?"
"Uhhh..."
Glad that you uploaded this. Not necessarily because of the content (which is spectacular, nonetheless) but because it's a throwback to how you used to make videos. You, just telling a story, and talking to your camera. It was hilarious and your naturally funny so that's why I enjoy your rants/talk to the camera videos. I'm a huge fan. Keep it up!!
I love watching reruns of married with children. Was one of my fave shows back then
Hands down one of my favorite stories to come back to
LOL The bathrobes is so accurate!!!! No one wears them especially after sex.
Mate. I feel you. Ever since I started watching your videos back in 2008-2009 you been preaching nothing but the truth haha
Bruh I like these stories more than the skits you make 😂
Are you watching Married... With Children? Lmao
"You stupid muppet baby ass boy" shit had me dying.. Ima start using that 😂
when he said you don't have to lie because nobody cares I felt the burn
Lmfaooooo Tim is talking Straight Facts 😂💯
If only I can tell a story as good as timothy I would be sooo happy. great story tim! hilarious!
I love Tim cos he gets so real and stays real!!!
Even though I already watched this on sc, had to watch through it again cuz its too funny. One thing I see/hear a lot, why do you guys gotta tell stories about girls you smashed in the first place? Like fuck if it's real or fake, why do you go out of your way in a normal ass conversation like "oh btw, i was at some party and I smashed this one hot bitch..." Like dude. Cool, no one gives a fuck honestly. Unless you got some crazy story to go along with it, no one cares who you smashed, when and where and how accomplished you feel. lmao like this shit Tim talking about is REAL.
Tim looks like a Samurai with Swag
Oh my goooooddd, this is exactly how I feel about this dude I used to go to school with but for a different reason, and none of my other friends saw it like I did. So frustrating...smh
Am i the only one that noticed Married With Childrin in the background? ( Love the show )
That was the most shocking twist of all time!
Who else saw this on his sc stories😏
Totally agree w/ Tim. There's times I feel like my boys are talking shi but I keep it to myself
That bathrobe part was hilarious lol
Lmfao tim got a school clock in the back. Im look at that thing waiting for it to let me out of school hahaha...
Ralph finna come find you.
Haha, they are watching this UPSET
Clean yo living room . But your dope . Lol
Justino Cortez lmao shhh don't look back there
M8 he 'smashed' a couple of chicks in the livingroom and shit got out of hand ifykwim
I was thinking the same thing lol
If I could like this video 3 times I would, the truth in those words and situation you mention happens to me everyday. Don't know why but some people I know just loves bullshiting about these things.
You are the most funniest Asian that I've ever see. Keep doing the great work.
I thought I was the only one who thought like this. I know exactly what you mean, Tim. I know dudes like this. So I just showcase my acting skills and ACT like I give a shxt about their body counts lol
the minions in the background LMAO.
I wonder if "Ralph" saw this video. This makes you a savage. Good shit, Tim!
Reminds me of a "friend" from middle school that was always saying he dated all the girls in the school and broke all there hearts, and cause he was doing that no girls ever even talked to him.
i was focusing on the minions after 5:55
Chien Low the dancing around in the beginning caught my eye then I was watching the minions, but then I realized Tim's place is a mess
This beat went hard,this video went hard. I felt like I was watching 6God talk about meek,real shit Tim is the truth.
And stories like this is why I love tim delaghetto.
preach it bruh. tim is speakin truths!
I remember graduating high school like 4 years ago and all the male seniors did this they keep saying like they did 100+ girls left and right and when they ask me I'm like wtf i just ignore them because who in their right minds lie about how many people they get intimate with and why do you care so much about my private life. Sometimes i think men are stupid !
Old subscribers already know this story :p you the man Tim!
The best is when you catch people in their lies. This guy I grew up with in my neighborhood stays lying about who he smashed and all that ever since middle school. Back in high school He claimed he was dating a girl at our school and that he creampied her but when we went and brought the girl to him she had no idea who he was. Another time was he bragged about his size and a masculine lesbian took him to the woods for proof and when she came back he was embarrassed saying "no wait it wasn't at full potential". That guy was a gavone back then and still is. 😂
6:06 that's real shit, I hate when my boys do this... 6:12 those noises actually made me overflow with laughter.
Keep doing your thing :)
This is why I love you tim yo are the Realest!
Awesome hair bruh, we should like start a club. We like the same.
Yoel Silver Just went on your channel, I think I might be gay for your hair! Also I subbed, great videos.
Dilon Volts Ha gayyyyyyyy!!!!!
Goofy Why would you call someone gay for that? You obviously can't see he is joking....
Yoel Silver Tim rocks the hair well, BUT OMG YOU THOUGH
"Where the dickes where's the dickes"
Timothy DeLaGhetto got me dieing. 😂😂
I like hearing this guy talk
lmfao i was waitin for u to say that ralph wasnt actually playin
"Water dude" .... "He made a set " im dying 😭
Not even going to lie, his videos make me cry of laughter. Also the fact he keeps it real. He's the reason i started doing youtube videos. I like to see see him and that guy from wildnout do a rush hour 4. I believe that would be a funny movie or at least a parody of it.
it's been a while since i tuned in.
forgot how much i like your videos Tim
thanks man, take care
I been watching u sense mid 2007 and man you still the best youtube channel out here like man good shit big fan from sacramento keep up the good work
ewwww they were so pathetic hahahahahah. Love you Tim! you're so funneyyyyyy
that sounds like the worst bunch of people to go on a trip with
LOL, the American version of Inbetweeners.
Lmao you kicked it with some lames....how did u survive? Haha
I like how Married, With Children is on the TV
Twist story everything that "Ralph" did actually happened. Lol
tim, ya gotta do more storytime!!!! LOVE IT
The bath robe had me rolling
Imagine Ralph wasn't frontin' and actually smashed LOL
Lol I was laughing the whole time😂! Love you Tim ❤️
Meanwhile, Ralph, chillin' in the bathrobe, watches this video and laughs since he actually smashed them in the bathtub.
omg i am dying laughing so hard crying!!! best sex story ever!!!!
2:20 that look you give all your lying ass friends
Funny and true af. Drunk people make great stories.
So true, i'm glad you made this video, I would have left the guy at the hotel while you guys went clubbing tho, he should not had lied just to go.
Married with children in the background haha. I like that show.
Thx Tim! Have a goodnight. 👍🏽
More real talk from a real dude...digging it
You should tell more of these stories, this is funny as shit !
tim been watching charlie murphys real hollywood stories. he even says "cats" which i havent heard in years
Tim. You're my spirit animal.
I am new in your channel and I have to say that it's one of the most hilarious channels I've ever seen, obviously I subscribe! You nice dude! Greetings from Mexico!
that dude sounds lame af. This was hella funny! Great video tim!
Lol I was watching your TV the whole time, but I was listening!
this shit got me rolling LMAOOO!!!!!!those dudes are some fuckin jokes!
They went to vegas with zero game? Fail. Ralph probably took turns with waterboy stroking it off in the bath tub lol
"The waterdude" hahahaha 😂
lmao! when you made fun of the guy who isn't 21 yet u sounded just like Kevin hart 😂😂😂
Andy Lopez ikr XD he sis
I like him even more cus he doesn't wear pants around the house. Neither do I ^_^.
Let it out fuck the bullshit. I have a friend that is just like that you could prove that mf didnt do shit but he will still act as if really happened.
Much love. Keepin it real 24/7
This was absolutely hilarious!
Timothy your Videos light up my Day.