*alastor saying yeaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieieieieieieiei* Me with a hurt pride and will probably never say yee boi again(jk):no.......No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO
DAD JOKES AND ALASTOR (THE RADIO DEMON) AND ITS ONLY 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!! BEST DAY EVER!!! love theses videos, love ur channel, and i love u as a creator of theses videos and as a person. Keep up the awesomely amazing work! P.S. plz make more Hazbin Hotel asmr videos
What do you like about your job at the hot air balloon company? I get a -raise- everyday. Did you tell Stan the new air plane joke? Ya, but I think it went right over his head. Doctor: how is the boy who swallowed the quarter? Nurse: no change yet. Did you hear the one about heaven? It's way over your head. Pilot: do you wanna fly? Little kid: yes! Pilot: just a minute, I'll catch one for you. A truck load of brushes has been stolen. The police are combing the area! There once was a man who invented the wooden car. But he never made any money -- no one would buy it because it wooden go. I'm sorry I love dad jokes XD
alastor: “Am i funny?!” Me: um well um n-not really love but um- Alastor: Then what makes you laugh?!!! *thinks back* Twitter person: Gordon Ramsay Fancy rating my mate’s Sunday dinner? Gordan ramsay: JESUS EVEN WITH THE GRAVY THE BEEF STILL LOOKS AS GANHDI’S FLIP FLOPS- Me: NO- NO HA HA HA HA!! Gordan ramsay: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!! Me: NO GORDAN- HA HA HA HA!! HAAAAA- Me: NOT GANDHI’S FLIP FLOPS AGAIN!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣 Me: *well you see-*
Me: **Finish's watching another video** Then me: **Sees this video** Oh hell Nah! I ain't gonna click this! Then me: **Accidentally clicks it** Shit don't tell me I clicked it! Alastor: **Starts telling dad jokes** Me: Oh shi-
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*alastor saying yeaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieieieieieieiei*
Me with a hurt pride and will probably never say yee boi again(jk):no.......No.....NO...........NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO
Alastor: "We've all heard them, they've been recieved."
Chicken: *COCKADOODLE DEEEE*
I just heard it 😂😂😂
He literally said it when I read it
I literally just yelled "WAS THAT A GODDAMN CHICKEN" at the top of my lungs
Alastor: *explaining some dad joke*
The background: *MEOW*
Alastor: saying stuff
Me: I can’t hear you over sans the comic
When Angel sees Alastor do Dad Jokes:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Finally a dad joke from my favorite youtuber!
* Alastor says yeah boi *
WHO GAVE YOU INTERNET ACCESS?!
Tell him to watch out for you know 34...
DAD JOKES AND ALASTOR (THE RADIO DEMON) AND ITS ONLY 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!! BEST DAY EVER!!! love theses videos, love ur channel, and i love u as a creator of theses videos and as a person. Keep up the awesomely amazing work!
P.S. plz make more Hazbin Hotel asmr videos
Happy birthday!
@@Bitchahoy thank you
Sans theme is the best for that XD
Angel Dust held Alastor at gunpoint during the yeaaaa boiiii part perhaps this whole video even
Yes. Yes, he did. Then he almost died. Again.
I love Dad Jokes so much this made my night♡
I can't be the only one who noticed the Sans theme playing in the background.
I died laughing (i love and hate myself for laughing but these are beautiful)
You have got to show this to Edward Bosco (voice of Alastor). Maybe he could tell these on the next Hazbin livestream.
Dad jokes are the best
What do you like about your job at the hot air balloon company?
I get a -raise- everyday.
Did you tell Stan the new air plane joke?
Ya, but I think it went right over his head.
Doctor: how is the boy who swallowed the quarter?
Nurse: no change yet.
Did you hear the one about heaven?
It's way over your head.
Pilot: do you wanna fly?
Little kid: yes!
Pilot: just a minute, I'll catch one for you.
A truck load of brushes has been stolen.
The police are combing the area!
There once was a man who invented the wooden car. But he never made any money -- no one would buy it because it wooden go.
I'm sorry I love dad jokes XD
2:25 also apparently alaster owns a cat
I love alastor's dad jokes so much
Omg I love you for putting alastor-
Literally 5 seconds of the video
Alaster: hears aaa nathhher daddd jokkeee season YEAHHHHH BOIIIII
Me: alaster go home your drunk
y'all don't know how hard i am laughing over these dad jokes night now holy crap XD
YEAHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIII!
We have infected the baby boi
Alastor, darling- are you drunk?
Dad jokes I love it
I want more alastor x listener~
Same
You're not alone in that one 😂
@@Reze333e *giggles* yay I'm not alone
Alastor making dad jokes make me wanna bless his soul
I can h e a r Angel groaning in the background
Me: **looks at picture** okay- W A I T. **looks closer** Alastor...Is your B A C K okay??
I LOVE THIS!!❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤❤
_i need more_
I love this & there is no way you can ruin it
alastor: “Am i funny?!”
Me: um well um n-not really love but um-
Alastor: Then what makes you laugh?!!!
*thinks back*
Twitter person: Gordon Ramsay Fancy rating my mate’s Sunday dinner?
Gordan ramsay: JESUS EVEN WITH THE GRAVY THE BEEF STILL LOOKS AS GANHDI’S FLIP FLOPS-
Me: NO- NO HA HA HA HA!!
Gordan ramsay: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!!
Me: NO GORDAN- HA HA HA HA!! HAAAAA-
Me: NOT GANDHI’S FLIP FLOPS AGAIN!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: *well you see-*
*only alastor can make a dad joke funny*
Yes-
I love how he doesn’t even pause for the punchline. So hilarious, love it.
Omg
I didnt had ENOUGH with
Kim Seokjin's Dad jokes (BTS💜)
And well here I am again
:')
Alastor: tells a joke
Me: lol good one ok uh my friend got ran over by a bus, I almost lost my job as a bus driver xD dark humor
A challenger has approached! What will Sans do?
MORPHY I'M SO GAY FOR HIM NOOOOOOO
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HSUDYSBDBDKDUDGDGBSNS
(THANK YOU FOR THE SECOND ASMR I LOVE YOU)
After every joke I hear a cat in the background meowing
*Sans’s theme plays in the background*
*rooster intensifies*
I loved this though Morphy! Continue doing what you do!
(It's Trashybloop btw, just on a new account now-)
Alastor saying yeaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiIiIiIiIiiIiIi
I didn't know I needed that before than I do know
deer daddy
Alastor:yeahhhhhhhhhh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Me:Charlie..Something’s wrong with al
SomEONE ACTUALLY DID IT HE DID IT BOIS HE LISTENED TO ME HOLY SHI-
Well apparently not me of course
ya i lie this as soon as i saw the thumbnail
Angel Dust asmr?
2:30
Ahhh yes as markiplyer once said
"aM i A CAt"
Also did I just hear a meow in the back??????
They’re dad jokes but I’m still laughing
Ha haha ha he ummmm...
Y E S
I almost fell of my bed
Me: **Finish's watching another video**
Then me: **Sees this video** Oh hell Nah! I ain't gonna click this!
Then me: **Accidentally clicks it** Shit don't tell me I clicked it!
Alastor: **Starts telling dad jokes**
Me: Oh shi-
I'm dieing of laughter
Plus im gona be dying after this
I’m *d I e i e n g*
oh look it’s my theme kids
Sans why are you doing here? Are you going to meet Alastor Sans? Sorry but you came to the wrong AU. Let me tell Ink to send you back.
I LOVE DAD JOKES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dad jokes? are you gonna be a dad soon old man-
Can u make more? These are so good!!
Part 3 pls 🙃🥺
Sans theme!!!!
Dammit this is funny
Oh lord please no, why XD
4ntol4nfranco ღ Because Kono josuke da
I love it!
Who baby in the background ;-; or am I hearing things
. . .well then
I need more alastor x listener pleeease~
Undertale background music
Are your videos gender neutral or only for girls?
I need a Jojo Bizarre Adventure x listener, please I love all the characters ❤❤
I love JoJo bizarre adventure too
I'm the 666th like- 0-0
Also, Alastor's laugh is beautiful!
Why is he in sans
666 views...
yeah
*I was also cracking some jokes but the realization it was just audio kinda sucked*