No I didn't... no I didn't!hgyygygygygbjuytghfvb nghjkybvnmuyhjkiouytjkiouykmloyb,h6789hjloyi,n.hbnvchgftre4wsdxzczdsawqasdxcdfersw43r5tfghbvnu8,.0-p;'/.908m, bnvhgfre Sorry had to wipe keyboard
three wishes when there is no wishing for more wishes: 1. no unintended consequences of wishes 2. foresee all outcomes of wishes in advance 3. more genies
@@davidtucker9498 Incorrect. You asked for it so you get it. Saying it's an "unintended consequence" is like saying burning your hand is an unintended consequence of putting it on a hot stove since you didn't intend to burn your hand when you put it there.
No, it's just your memories processed differently by your brain. You see humans are not like computers where the hard drive stores information. You have a bunch of neurons connected inside your head and that you're going to remember it in a higher resolution than it was presented. The same thing happened to me with the Super Mario RPG video.
I was watching this video, read the comments, then scrolled back up, and then the video suddenly looked way worse. It's like my brain didn't even notice the quality until you brought it up.
@@soundrogue4472 I definitely remember being able to make out facial features in the original upload, fairly certain it was at least 360p if not 480p. These are all reuploads after the purge several years ago.
@@elgatochurro I don't know where you conservatives come from when you make those shitty statements. I mean 1) nobody is defending a specific side 2) your side is riddled with rapists too.
Sam Matthews not really though, being president is a logical wish.. and the other ones were most likely just because it would be humorous since the genie has to manually do it
But can convincing clones of the dead be created? And in creating a clone or an artificial person, can't it be defined as being in love with someone? And can people be made to friendzone or fall out of love? And can situations be created where death is unavoidable?
Sam: "It's gonna be hard to make you president since you just raped a girl" Don't worry, Sam; at least 9 presidents have rape allegations or charges against them. People are gonna vote for him anyway.
"I wish for another genie that's smarter and better than you in ever way but would represent and fullfill my wishes to the best advantages for me, so I can tell him what I want and he'd get the EXACT think I wanted everytime or he'd out magic and punish you until you corrected it to my requirements and not your own" I'd let that one run.
i don't need three wishes....only one.... to become the ultimate super saiyan. but if genies are like this.....then fuck the wishes because my wish would not be possible.
I love how Timmy was cool with the rhyming genie at first until he started denying it for no reason
No I didn't... no I didn't!hgyygygygygbjuytghfvb nghjkybvnmuyhjkiouytjkiouykmloyb,h6789hjloyi,n.hbnvchgftre4wsdxzczdsawqasdxcdfersw43r5tfghbvnu8,.0-p;'/.908m, bnvhgfre
Sorry had to wipe keyboard
three wishes when there is no wishing for more wishes:
1. no unintended consequences of wishes
2. foresee all outcomes of wishes in advance
3. more genies
Just wish that wishing more wishes would be possible
Beat me to it.
@Jon Willig Nope. First wish.
@@davidtucker9498 Incorrect. You asked for it so you get it. Saying it's an "unintended consequence" is like saying burning your hand is an unintended consequence of putting it on a hot stove since you didn't intend to burn your hand when you put it there.
@@volcelraptor3983 That's the point of making the first wish. Your argument is invalid.
I swear this used to be at least 240p, but maybe my memory is just a higher resolution
Memories upscale to 720p
Maybe you saw a different upload?
No, it's just your memories processed differently by your brain. You see humans are not like computers where the hard drive stores information. You have a bunch of neurons connected inside your head and that you're going to remember it in a higher resolution than it was presented. The same thing happened to me with the Super Mario RPG video.
I was watching this video, read the comments, then scrolled back up, and then the video suddenly looked way worse. It's like my brain didn't even notice the quality until you brought it up.
@@soundrogue4472 I definitely remember being able to make out facial features in the original upload, fairly certain it was at least 360p if not 480p. These are all reuploads after the purge several years ago.
“No I didn’t....”
“No I didn’t”
Best part haha
I'm going to tell my kids this is the live action Alladin
It’s a better use of the digital medium
they will not believe u it is not long eough
why?
I love the fact that the genie has to do everything manually instead of just magically making it so
You know, I'm pretty sure wishes 1&2 are prerequisites for wish 3
If you're a liberal
@@elgatochurro I don't know where you conservatives come from when you make those shitty statements. I mean 1) nobody is defending a specific side 2) your side is riddled with rapists too.
Lol this bitch blocks me after asking me a question
based and redpilled
@007 megaoof you're*
I like how there's 4 genies (and potentially more) living in one lamp.
OH, there are more!!!
Living space has become expensive
"I picked up smoking, my doctor said I have an ulcer"
"hehe yea!"
when someone is talking to you and you're not interested
Sam does this PERFECTLY.
You again... 😖
Caleb Carr what’s wrong with him?
Chaminar Killz just look at his pic
@@Chibblechabble IT'S A FURRY! RUN
Name one thing Sam doesn't do perfectly. You can't!
I love how the Genie didn’t actually use any magic to grant his wishes.
that’s the entire joke
@@kam2894 actually the entire joke is the kid uses his wishes for horrible shit instead of just money and stuff but whatever.
Sam Matthews not really though, being president is a logical wish.. and the other ones were most likely just because it would be humorous since the genie has to manually do it
Both
Wow thanks for explaining the joke for me my fellow 30 IQ brother
The beginning of this sketch is so fucking funny. It sets up a situation and then instantly ends it.
Dude in the background is totally left hanging at 4:30
This might be a little late, but I was looking for crotch bulges for 30 seconds lol
@@elijah821 same
What?
That's me at work.
I feel like this could make a really good full feature film
Rule 1 can’t kill anybody
Rule 2 can’t make anybody fall in love
Rule 3 can’t bring back to the dead
Wishmaster.
Yeah but the rule never says anything about rape
I'll see myself out
This ain't Aladdin, son.
Sex isn't love though
But can convincing clones of the dead be created? And in creating a clone or an artificial person, can't it be defined as being in love with someone? And can people be made to friendzone or fall out of love? And can situations be created where death is unavoidable?
Hey im Darren your genie, meh
Hi four years ago comment, i'm from the future!
What’s ur profile pic
Brian Bell he prolly dead
@@brianbell139 hi 1 year ago comment, oh boy you wouldn't believe what 2020 is like here in the future
@@DUDERMANxJust wait til you see 2024
I really love this sketch. Have done for about 11 years. It deserves more.
This is the best WKUK sketch
"did I get her?" "Oh you fucking got her" I'm screaming
"no i didnt, no i didnt" a poet in motion
AUSTIN POWERS, THAT WAS MY IDEA!
Just got the Genie Simmons reference lol
or did you?
Nice to see the rhyming genie still got to get a gig working the election. I am sure of all the genies he was the right selection.
'My name is Genie Simmons' one joke after the other goddamnit, you cant catch a break
Good educational video about how our election process works. I'm gonna show it to my 3rd graders.
...You mean wish for a NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!? :D
"Its Just Some Smurff!" XD
Whitest kids was fucking hilarious. Best sketch show ever. SNL couldn't sniff Whitest Kids' nuts
Great video, both of the pixels were top notch.
I just realized HELLO KID was the genie doing the wrong Robbin Whilliams impression.
Sam: "It's gonna be hard to make you president since you just raped a girl"
Don't worry, Sam; at least 9 presidents have rape allegations or charges against them. People are gonna vote for him anyway.
Its weird how rape isnt part of the ten commandments. Dont covet my fucking ox though
rubs lamp and darren pops out
hey kid
nah rubs it again
darren's reaction:WTF
3:27 At least he has a head start on the qualities of a president.
Justin Treudo sure does look young in this
Lol because of the brown face?
@@CpttCanada """brown""" face
@@johnnygreenface4195 You could use Trump as well for orange face
@@CpttCanada that was the blackest brown face i have ever seen
@@johnnygreenface4195 Whats the difference? Yellow face, black face, brown face, its all the same.
I love that the magical genie has to do everything analog, no magic used
"I wish for another genie that's smarter and better than you in ever way but would represent and fullfill my wishes to the best advantages for me, so I can tell him what I want and he'd get the EXACT think I wanted everytime or he'd out magic and punish you until you corrected it to my requirements and not your own" I'd let that one run.
Billie Madison, Billie masterson.....gene simmons, genie simmions.....
He's got my vote!
This sketch may or may not have been the inspiration for Mr. Meseeks from Rick & Morty.
_Hey, kid, I'm Darren, your genie._
Given the past few years, had Billy asked for wish #3 first, he could have done the other two himself and saved some wishes.
I'm soooooooo glad I can watch almost all of these on their channel xD
I would have liked to see what the first genie would have done
he seemed so sleazy
Genie in a lamp was just a way of tricking the kids into polishing stuff.
wait a minute, are genies a prehistorical way to call Mr. Meeseeks
"oh you fucken got er" XD
I picked up smoking... My doctor says I have an ulcer...
T'huh! Yeah! *Swats genie's ass and runs off*
Genie: what wish do you want to be your last wish? but no wishing for more wishes!
Me: more genies!
Watching this in 2020 is surreal.
Telling me.
If anyone was unsure where the idea for Mr. Meseeks came from, here you go.
Compared to every other occupied seat in office he seems to have the cleanest record than most of the other guys
Wow, a rhyming magic genie!
1:47 Lester and franklin assassination missions
Love how the genie never actually uses any magic at any point
what if the 4th jenie was like, Okay bye, you used all your wishes, bye.
I left 1 like for each pixel.
IT'S JUST SOME SMURF!!!
I love his name Genie Simmons!
my 3 wishes 1: to rule the world 2: to have my own army of atomic monsters 3: 3 more wishes
HAHAHAA "He's jsut some smurf".... made me shoot beer out my nose
WOAH, Is that Canada's prime minister, Justin Trudaeu?
Yes, President of the United States of America of Canada
i miss him sometimes
Best and worst genie. No powers but extremely dedicated
I can count the pixels on screen at all times
How many are there?
RIP Trevor
3:13 and a certain lovably unlovable someone's 2016 Campaign begins 3:27 and just keeps going regardless
So who is driving the Van?
Sam is my favorite
1. Wish you could make anyone do anything
2. Be super fucking strong
3. Have infinite wishes!
So, this is the story of Donald Trump.
Hahahahahah!!! Hahahaha!hahahahah
HahahahahaahHHAHAHA!!!!
Just wish to have genie powers
poor Sam ...i mean smurf...i mean genie....awww you cute thing :*
"I don't give a flying fuck!"
If i was Timmy i would take 3 wishes from all 4 of the genies and have 12 wishes.
That savannah sparrow tho
Why does the WKYK use such poor resolution on their videos? These are late 2010s not that old
Except it’s not late 2010’s it’s at most early 2010’s. Still could have higher quality though
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IGVICIOUS how did you do that to the message?
because it's not them its a fan account that uploads these, go to officialwkuk on youtube to see a couple high quality ones
I only need one wish and its the power of inception l could get anything i want from anybody including more wishes from the genie
“HellOOOOOOOoooooo kidddddd!” Hahah
Genie Simmons
this show is one of the few things i have left
And that's how we ended up with W.
What brand potato was this filmed with? I expected the actors to all be wearing flipflops and talking about snackbars
soooooooo he's a genie with absolutely no powers??? cool.... i guess....
So Billy ran against Palin? No wonder he won.
OH MY GOD! A LAMP!
Yup
3:29 Looks like that's not much of problem if you're looking to become president
This is my fav skit
Feels more like a meseek
I swear this is what spawned mr meeseek from Rick and Morty
genie Simmons heh heh heh
i don't need three wishes....only one.... to become the ultimate super saiyan.
but if genies are like this.....then fuck the wishes because my wish would not be possible.
it's a one half scale AUG, so it doesn't matter what it's based on.
Uh oh, blue face, they're going to get cancelled.
IM DARREN YOUR GENIE
....eh
Me: *dies*
3950 Rath Bridge
And that's how Donald Trump became President of the United States.
oh you fuckin got her
fucking psyco XD
No I didn't, no I didn't