No I didn't... no I didn't!hgyygygygygbjuytghfvb nghjkybvnmuyhjkiouytjkiouykmloyb,h6789hjloyi,n.hbnvchgftre4wsdxzczdsawqasdxcdfersw43r5tfghbvnu8,.0-p;'/.908m, bnvhgfre Sorry had to wipe keyboard
three wishes when there is no wishing for more wishes: 1. no unintended consequences of wishes 2. foresee all outcomes of wishes in advance 3. more genies
@@davidtucker9498 Incorrect. You asked for it so you get it. Saying it's an "unintended consequence" is like saying burning your hand is an unintended consequence of putting it on a hot stove since you didn't intend to burn your hand when you put it there.
Sam Matthews not really though, being president is a logical wish.. and the other ones were most likely just because it would be humorous since the genie has to manually do it
No, it's just your memories processed differently by your brain. You see humans are not like computers where the hard drive stores information. You have a bunch of neurons connected inside your head and that you're going to remember it in a higher resolution than it was presented. The same thing happened to me with the Super Mario RPG video.
I was watching this video, read the comments, then scrolled back up, and then the video suddenly looked way worse. It's like my brain didn't even notice the quality until you brought it up.
@@soundrogue4472 I definitely remember being able to make out facial features in the original upload, fairly certain it was at least 360p if not 480p. These are all reuploads after the purge several years ago.
@@elgatochurro I don't know where you conservatives come from when you make those shitty statements. I mean 1) nobody is defending a specific side 2) your side is riddled with rapists too.
But can convincing clones of the dead be created? And in creating a clone or an artificial person, can't it be defined as being in love with someone? And can people be made to friendzone or fall out of love? And can situations be created where death is unavoidable?
Let’s be honest the genie saying that a r*pist would find it tough to be president of the USA is probably the most unrealistic thing about this sketch.
"I wish for another genie that's smarter and better than you in ever way but would represent and fullfill my wishes to the best advantages for me, so I can tell him what I want and he'd get the EXACT think I wanted everytime or he'd out magic and punish you until you corrected it to my requirements and not your own" I'd let that one run.
I don't know what's funnier. The concept of Mike Myers stealing the idea for Austin Powers on every level from a genie, or the concept of Mike Myers and the Genie both independently coming up with the Austin Powers franchise down to each specific character.
Sam: "It's gonna be hard to make you president since you just raped a girl" Don't worry, Sam; at least 9 presidents have rape allegations or charges against them. People are gonna vote for him anyway.
I love how Timmy was cool with the rhyming genie at first until he started denying it for no reason
No I didn't... no I didn't!hgyygygygygbjuytghfvb nghjkybvnmuyhjkiouytjkiouykmloyb,h6789hjloyi,n.hbnvchgftre4wsdxzczdsawqasdxcdfersw43r5tfghbvnu8,.0-p;'/.908m, bnvhgfre
Sorry had to wipe keyboard
three wishes when there is no wishing for more wishes:
1. no unintended consequences of wishes
2. foresee all outcomes of wishes in advance
3. more genies
Just wish that wishing more wishes would be possible
Beat me to it.
@Jon Willig Nope. First wish.
@@davidtucker9498 Incorrect. You asked for it so you get it. Saying it's an "unintended consequence" is like saying burning your hand is an unintended consequence of putting it on a hot stove since you didn't intend to burn your hand when you put it there.
@@volcelraptor3983 That's the point of making the first wish. Your argument is invalid.
Everyone’s overlooking the best joke! “Hi, my name is Genie Simmons.”
How old are you?
@@1480-b5g 26
I didn't notice the Kiss reference until you mentioned it 😂
It’s only the best joke if you’re a child that’s proud of yourself for knowing who Kiss is.
Yeah... How 625 people saw through the drool press like, is... Okay, Kiss are some pretty darn slick Jews
I love how the Genie didn’t actually use any magic to grant his wishes.
that’s the entire joke
@@kam2894 actually the entire joke is the kid uses his wishes for horrible shit instead of just money and stuff but whatever.
Sam Matthews not really though, being president is a logical wish.. and the other ones were most likely just because it would be humorous since the genie has to manually do it
Both
Wow thanks for explaining the joke for me my fellow 30 IQ brother
“No I didn’t....”
“No I didn’t”
Best part haha
That was so good even Trevor couldnt help but giggle
I swear this used to be at least 240p, but maybe my memory is just a higher resolution
Memories upscale to 720p
Maybe you saw a different upload?
No, it's just your memories processed differently by your brain. You see humans are not like computers where the hard drive stores information. You have a bunch of neurons connected inside your head and that you're going to remember it in a higher resolution than it was presented. The same thing happened to me with the Super Mario RPG video.
I was watching this video, read the comments, then scrolled back up, and then the video suddenly looked way worse. It's like my brain didn't even notice the quality until you brought it up.
@@soundrogue4472 I definitely remember being able to make out facial features in the original upload, fairly certain it was at least 360p if not 480p. These are all reuploads after the purge several years ago.
"So Darren, we're gonna paint you blue."
"Sounds like a pain in the ass but it'll be worth it for a gag. What's my line?"
"About that..."
I'm going to tell my kids this is the live action Alladin
It’s a better use of the digital medium
they will not believe u it is not long eough
why?
I love the fact that the genie has to do everything manually instead of just magically making it so
"I picked up smoking, my doctor said I have an ulcer"
"hehe yea!"
when someone is talking to you and you're not interested
I like how there's 4 genies (and potentially more) living in one lamp.
OH, there are more!!!
Living space has become expensive
And they were lampmates
Sam does this PERFECTLY.
You again... 😖
Caleb Carr what’s wrong with him?
Chaminar Killz just look at his pic
@@Chibblechabble IT'S A FURRY! RUN
Name one thing Sam doesn't do perfectly. You can't!
I love when Sam shows up Timmy is like "NOW we're talking!" for some reason.
You know, I'm pretty sure wishes 1&2 are prerequisites for wish 3
If you're a liberal
@@elgatochurro I don't know where you conservatives come from when you make those shitty statements. I mean 1) nobody is defending a specific side 2) your side is riddled with rapists too.
Lol this bitch blocks me after asking me a question
based and redpilled
@007 megaoof you're*
Life imitates art, WKUK aging like fine wine.
The fuck you talking about?
The beginning of this sketch is so fucking funny. It sets up a situation and then instantly ends it.
Dude in the background is totally left hanging at 4:30
This might be a little late, but I was looking for crotch bulges for 30 seconds lol
@@elijah821 same
What?
That's me at work.
gene: you have there wishes
me: i wish i had unlimited wishes
gene: you can't wish for that
me: i wish i could
I feel like this could make a really good full feature film
Hey im Darren your genie, meh
Hi four years ago comment, i'm from the future!
What’s ur profile pic
Brian Bell he prolly dead
@@brianbell139 hi 1 year ago comment, oh boy you wouldn't believe what 2020 is like here in the future
@@DUDERMANxJust wait til you see 2024
"did I get her?" "Oh you fucking got her" I'm screaming
"but that'll make her die" xD LOLOLOL
This is the best WKUK sketch
"no i didnt, no i didnt" a poet in motion
I wonder what that kid has been through to make him immediately excited upon seeing genie Sam
Probably tied to a radiator and graped
@@BeeHatGuyfor years and years
Whitest kids was fucking hilarious. Best sketch show ever. SNL couldn't sniff Whitest Kids' nuts
"Look, I want you to know I dont feel really comfortable doing this"...lmao!
"I don't give a flying *fuck."*
So this is where Rick and Morty stole the idea for Mr. Meeseeks.
"He roped me into it!"
Oh yeah? Well *he* roped *me* into this!
I really love this sketch. Have done for about 11 years. It deserves more.
Nice to see the rhyming genie still got to get a gig working the election. I am sure of all the genies he was the right selection.
AUSTIN POWERS, THAT WAS MY IDEA!
Good educational video about how our election process works. I'm gonna show it to my 3rd graders.
"Its Just Some Smurff!" XD
'My name is Genie Simmons' one joke after the other goddamnit, you cant catch a break
Great video, both of the pixels were top notch.
We're going to have to start all Grassroots
Rule 1 can’t kill anybody
Rule 2 can’t make anybody fall in love
Rule 3 can’t bring back to the dead
Wishmaster.
Yeah but the rule never says anything about rape
I'll see myself out
This ain't Aladdin, son.
Sex isn't love though
But can convincing clones of the dead be created? And in creating a clone or an artificial person, can't it be defined as being in love with someone? And can people be made to friendzone or fall out of love? And can situations be created where death is unavoidable?
It’s blue Justin Trudeau!
Rhino546 Holy shit except Justin Trudeau does black face and is a fucking scumbag
@@MsPhysics22100 except that you've been lied to by the mainstream media that will do ANYTHING to slander the best president we've had in decades.
@@Dwight_Lee the guy I commented to deleted his comment so now it doesn't make any sense. And yes I know Canada has a Prime Minister, not a president.
Apex Alaska he ok
I didn’t finish watching this sketch earlier. I should have.
RIP
Remember that in this timelime Sarah Palin can't even win against a child.
Just got the Genie Simmons reference lol
or did you?
...You mean wish for a NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!? :D
Ohhay, that's the Bronx Supreme Court house. I live a couple blocks away from there, oh snap!
This sketch may or may not have been the inspiration for Mr. Meseeks from Rick & Morty.
This is a legit decade old
God times were so much better back then
i tend to rub lamps that look like that when i get them just in case
rubs lamp and darren pops out
hey kid
nah rubs it again
darren's reaction:WTF
Dam 13 years…life man.
I'm soooooooo glad I can watch almost all of these on their channel xD
Is it me or does one of the genies look like the senior girl.
That's because it is- Darren played both.
+GrandWagJeep That was the joke.
Now that you mention it, the rhyming genie looked like her!
Where is the backlash for WKUK dressing up in blue face?!?!
Smurfs aren't allowed on the internet to complain, but I'm sure someone will offended on their behalf
"It's just some Smurf!" Fucking hilarious!
Let’s be honest the genie saying that a r*pist would find it tough to be president of the USA is probably the most unrealistic thing about this sketch.
He’s not a magical genie, just influential
I assume he actually went to the capital building dressed like a genie
He's like a proto Mr. Meeseeks 😄
I love that the magical genie has to do everything analog, no magic used
3:27 At least he has a head start on the qualities of a president.
More poignant now than ever 😂
He's got my vote!
15 years!!
“I don’t give a flying fuck. Shoot.” 🤣
Billy Masterson was gonna end up as a politician no matter what.
I just realized HELLO KID was the genie doing the wrong Robbin Whilliams impression.
4:51 Timmy just slaps him on the butt, as you do with genies
Dude, help, what genie said before that
I can not get it right
Picked up smoking, my doctor said I have ...
@@better_dead_than_red my doctor says I have an ulcer
"I wish for another genie that's smarter and better than you in ever way but would represent and fullfill my wishes to the best advantages for me, so I can tell him what I want and he'd get the EXACT think I wanted everytime or he'd out magic and punish you until you corrected it to my requirements and not your own" I'd let that one run.
wait a minute, are genies a prehistorical way to call Mr. Meeseeks
Genie in a lamp was just a way of tricking the kids into polishing stuff.
"oh you fucken got er" XD
I picked up smoking... My doctor says I have an ulcer...
T'huh! Yeah! *Swats genie's ass and runs off*
Wow, a rhyming magic genie!
I would have liked to see what the first genie would have done
he seemed so sleazy
I'm Mr. Meeseeks ,look at me!!!
Watching this in 2020 is surreal.
Telling me.
Lol this reminds me of that old Sinbad movie, definitely a nod there
Compared to every other occupied seat in office he seems to have the cleanest record than most of the other guys
"youre a fucking genie for christs sake..*huffs...AHHHHHH" HAHAHA this is great
I'm pretty sure this is a metaphor for something
If anyone was unsure where the idea for Mr. Meseeks came from, here you go.
my first wish:
I'd like infinite wishes.
These graphics are dope. Reminds me of Final Fantasy 3.
I left 1 like for each pixel.
HAHAHAA "He's jsut some smurf".... made me shoot beer out my nose
My favorite wkuk gag is the genie that had Austin Powers stolen from him
Billie Madison, Billie masterson.....gene simmons, genie simmions.....
3 whishes.
1. be truly happy
2. have everyone else in the world be happy
3. see god
my 3 wishes 1: to rule the world 2: to have my own army of atomic monsters 3: 3 more wishes
Time for my yearly whitest kids u know binge
A very practical genie
Genie sam broke 2 rules
1 can’t kill anybody
2 can’t make anybody fall in love
Sex and love are not the same thing, so he only broke one rule, and only if he's a Disney genie at that.
You broke two rules too
1. Pretending there's rules for fictional things
2. Not being a lil bitch
I don't know what's funnier. The concept of Mike Myers stealing the idea for Austin Powers on every level from a genie, or the concept of Mike Myers and the Genie both independently coming up with the Austin Powers franchise down to each specific character.
Given the past few years, had Billy asked for wish #3 first, he could have done the other two himself and saved some wishes.
Sam: "It's gonna be hard to make you president since you just raped a girl"
Don't worry, Sam; at least 9 presidents have rape allegations or charges against them. People are gonna vote for him anyway.
Its weird how rape isnt part of the ten commandments. Dont covet my fucking ox though
If i was Timmy i would take 3 wishes from all 4 of the genies and have 12 wishes.
I gotta find some stuff for the yard sale! Oh my god, a lamp! hahaha
I love his name Genie Simmons!
Genie: what wish do you want to be your last wish? but no wishing for more wishes!
Me: more genies!
Took me a decade to notice, but did Timmy just pass on nine wishes?
Lmao that's true. I never thought about that. Sam got the job done though.
So who is driving the Van?
I can't believe no one is talking about how good Darren looks as a girl in this skit.
Excellent firing technique.
So Billy ran against Palin? No wonder he won.