This has got to be one of the funniest thirst tweets yet. Not because of the tweets themselves, but because of his approach to them. He acts completely impartial and composed without cracking up or getting flustered haha.
That's neither here nor there.... it's of really little importance. The other celebrities don't do it out of disrespect and I don't think he did this out of respect but he is a great person.
@@knowledgeexchange428 I mean, John Cena is pretty smart witted tbh. And these answers are not actually written by the crew, tho yes, they are pre written
My husband heard the going rates during the last one and shouted across the room "What's that you're watching?!" I shouted back "Thirst tweets!" and we both laughed louder XD
I just want him to be my security. Bc like my existence alone is really cool. And everyone makes me paranoid. And that dude looks huge. When ppl say there's a lack of submission in females. Clearly there must be alotta subs in the bedroom. Like subs to the max. Also I've seen guys act like that. I just think there's something psychologically wrong w/ them. No I will not poo on u & what not. The f is wrong w/ u. Sooo, 🤔 I bet ppl like this 🙄 do exists
*Text:* I’ll catch you later bro *John Cena:* _Not quite. Your arms are a bit too small to catch someone who weighs 251 pounds. And there would be no possible scenario that involves you having to catch me unless someone crafted a human-catapulting machine._
Clearly he is not stupid, he is literate and articulate, but he is more charismatic than anything. I just always get a sense he has a dark side that makes me wary of him. Then again, I have not had a good life in terms of getting brutalized sexually for years as a kid and other bad experiences with men while attending college in the ivory tower. I am just filled with fear and pain and i don't leave my house as i have no quality of life and someone like John Cena would just laugh at me cuz i am emaciated from termimal illness and look pathetic. Nobody really even knows or cares i exist, but not for much longer. Nobody cares about me and i have been a compassionate person, empathic too, even pretty smart, but i hurt so much and feel worthless and used. I think my birth wss a huge error.
*”Well if you were dead, I’d failed to see how you’d be able to type this message. If you were dead you would’ve said that you were dead. And if you had died due to my voice, then that would be another reason why I’d be wanted for murder”* - John Cena, probably
Text: *yo bro, you need to chill* John Cena: *I fail to see how emitting a cold temperature throughout my body and therefore decreasing my bodies temperature, will somehow change my personality or behaviour to a more calm manner*
That sequence was the highlight for me as well. I think the word choice coupled with the extreme morbidity of exploring the request in literal terms is what did it.
John cena is the best humorist ever.he is very reserved,down to earth,well-spoken,wise guy who can deal with any type of weird situation or comments with a straight face.seriously,he is going to win the try not to laugh challenge with eminem.
I spat my drink out laughing so hard at JC's reply to the cooking eggs... classic comeback "I'd be more worried about where the holandaise sauce comes from"
@@elenachand1 you are right. When he was a kid he used to get bullied for being skinny so in order to get rid of that he asked for a weight lifting bench on Christmas. I never heard that he was in jail...
Javier León You seriously don’t know? John Cena loves to swipe his hands across his face and say “You can’t see me!” Like he is invisible. It’s sort of like his charm. In fact his trumpet sounding theme song has a rap in it and a line that also says “You can’t see me!” So we joke that he is invisible since we can’t see him
Wait is it a joke whaaaat?😱 I literally cannot be able to see him Wut kind of eye disorder is this omg help mee 😣 stop kidding tell me it's same for you all
yami bakura its not scriped at all, john cena does this for a living, and on top of that he can freestyle rap off the too decently, thats a difficult form of improv and he also improvs on raw promos so yeax this is nothing new to him lol
He seems like that one bro who is super smart and doesn't mind correcting you with facts, that also bodybuilds..... Edit - thanks for the likes 😂 Edit 2 - most likes I've ever gotten so far, 1.3k. Thank you people of TH-cam
John Cena: *reads thirst tweets* Also John Cena: I shall roast you with intelligent vocabulary. Edit: Woah woah woah hol up 1k likes?! Appreciate yall😁
John: “If I suffocated you I would go to jail, why would I do that?” That sounded like he’s ready to kill someone if he has something to gain from it lol
Love how he just casually starts talking about how to park on his abs and what the prices are
Poo
Im still laughing at the fact he said the parking is crowded
Holy shitballs I haven't checked on this comment in a while, good to know that my most liked comment is about John Cena's abs
so funny
10$ an hour seems reasonable for thirsty people lmao
I love how he wore a suit to read dirty tweets
Ik
Who?
Hunger43 John cena
@@hunger4369 bruh idk why but this has me dying
Carrot with a smile I don’t see him
John Maclean: *speaks in calligraphy*
John Cena: *speaks in impact font*
LOL so true :')
John mulaney: SPEAKS IN ALL CAPITALS
сестракофе _underrated comment omf_
𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀
Ah I see a fellow member of the House of Maclean.
John Cena’s effortless deadpan humor fuels me
Especially when he apologized to china for calling taiwan a country😂
That fuels me doesn't sound right or am I dirty minded? /:
Pretty sure it's a cup of selected posts and cena already has the writers' notes memorised to respond to the posts with...
@@dennismartinez2905 yes
I'm with@@epic2703
“It’s time to get social with media.” - John Cena
Dat rhymes
Blue ,no it does not
call me john ha. Ha. Ha. 🤣 I dumb, but what you said was funny
He said medium, not media.
This has got to be one of the funniest thirst tweets yet. Not because of the tweets themselves, but because of his approach to them. He acts completely impartial and composed without cracking up or getting flustered haha.
John cena is the only celebrity who doesn’t throw the papers on the floor, I respect that.
I think it's cuz they gave him a table
By the way ....your profile picture is awesome 😂😂😂😂
Postolisa😂😂😂
_John Cena_
Or eat them
That's neither here nor there.... it's of really little importance. The other celebrities don't do it out of disrespect and I don't think he did this out of respect but he is a great person.
John Cena speaks in *bold*
FantasyDestroyer doesnt work twice.
DatScorpion Boi not as many likes as before.
*Yeah*
Yea he speaks in *bold*
FantasyDestroyer *ikr*
"thighs are made for many reasons. crushing human beings is not one of them" - John Cena
He couldn't be more wrong
Tell that to zangief...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SANDVICH
Your BBQ sauce is incredible.
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
Am only one that actually liked how intelligent John Cena was as he reacted to these tweets?! Like, I like that type of humor of his.
That was scripted.
@@knowledgeexchange428 I mean, John Cena is pretty smart witted tbh. And these answers are not actually written by the crew, tho yes, they are pre written
My husband heard the going rates during the last one and shouted across the room "What's that you're watching?!" I shouted back "Thirst tweets!" and we both laughed louder XD
The type of humor is called "Deadpan" lot of great comedians do that style.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 ok so?
people: sending thirst tweets to john cena
john cena: replying with logic explanation
Priceless.
Pricen't.
And it's friggin hillarious
I just want him to be my security. Bc like my existence alone is really cool. And everyone makes me paranoid. And that dude looks huge.
When ppl say there's a lack of submission in females. Clearly there must be alotta subs in the bedroom. Like subs to the max.
Also I've seen guys act like that. I just think there's something psychologically wrong w/ them. No I will not poo on u & what not. The f is wrong w/ u. Sooo, 🤔 I bet ppl like this 🙄 do exists
This guys voice sounds like he would narrate a series of unfortunate events
And it's jooohhnnn Ceeeeennnaaaa
oml YES
yessss omg yesss
OML soooo true!
I was looking for this comment!!!!!!!!!!!
*Text:* I’ll catch you later bro
*John Cena:* _Not quite. Your arms are a bit too small to catch someone who weighs 251 pounds. And there would be no possible scenario that involves you having to catch me unless someone crafted a human-catapulting machine._
How's this so accurate?
underrated
HELP
I THOUGHT THIS WAS IN THE VIDEO
@@khameriengibson1975 HHFAATYHUHGHHA
He's got an American version of the British accent
Why does this make sense to me?
This is so underrated
its just proper english
Arkku lmao what? 😂
I think it is your social responsibility as a civilised human to explain to me why does this makes sense. Lol😂👍🏽
This man speaks like he just graduated from Yale with a degree in law
Kwasi B. I want him as my siri💀
he said: THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH ME
He does have a doctorate degree in thugonomics tho 😂
Kwasi B. He should be in the office
What man the video is a talking chair
Other celebs: embarrassed af
John Cena: Telling reasons and jokes seriously and does not get embarrassed
The Gemini_writer well his gf is like this 😂 she’s hilarious #bellatwins
John cena is pretty mature
I'm genuinely impressed at the ability to read those completely straight faced.
don't be he shops at my LV store and he's literally like this in person. so dry and lackluster
The video is cut everytime he reads a tweet. He was probably pissing himself laughing at some of them
I imagine John Cena to react to a joke like:
*Ah yes, very amusing.*
Lol
reminds me of captain holt from b99
knock knock
@@Love-xl9ep who's there
@@callmeleonie2218 cargo
I want to be as quick-witted and well-spoken as John Cena.
Clearly he is not stupid, he is literate and articulate, but he is more charismatic than anything. I just always get a sense he has a dark side that makes me wary of him. Then again, I have not had a good life in terms of getting brutalized sexually for years as a kid and other bad experiences with men while attending college in the ivory tower. I am just filled with fear and pain and i don't leave my house as i have no quality of life and someone like John Cena would just laugh at me cuz i am emaciated from termimal illness and look pathetic. Nobody really even knows or cares i exist, but not for much longer. Nobody cares about me and i have been a compassionate person, empathic too, even pretty smart, but i hurt so much and feel worthless and used. I think my birth wss a huge error.
Natan Sobol you good?
Natan Sobol ummmmmm....
It’s not that hard 😂😂 read a book
@@natansobol1087 How are you?
"thighs were made for a lot of things, crushing humans was not one of them" - professional wrestler
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To be fair, most of his offense in all upper body, so his thighs aren’t quite built for crushing. His arms, though….
"I think I'll stick to sqats" 🤣
He is not a professional wrestler
Ello mein koalaean brutha. Bring the family over one day for grilled shrimps with chimichurri.
THE WAY HE JUST WENT
“I would be wanted for *m u r d e r*” AHAJSJJDNSHDHDBDBD IM DEAD
*”Well if you were dead, I’d failed to see how you’d be able to type this message. If you were dead you would’ve said that you were dead. And if you had died due to my voice, then that would be another reason why I’d be wanted for murder”*
- John Cena, probably
“Thighs were made for a lot of things...crushing human beings..was not one..I will stick to SQWAUTS..thank you very much”
Same her lol he so funny
I'm on that part and I almost choked
SQWATS
1:07 lmAOOOOO
spicy psycho I read this comment right as he was saying it and I- freaked out
"Eyes closed surgical mask emoji"
😂😂😂😂
I think you mean😷😷😷😷
It took me out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
*intense crying emoji *😂
😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1k like and HAAHAHAHHA😭😂😂
he literally looks like he could be one of those dads in a disney cartoon
hi Who?
💯 king Triton
Yes
Text: *yo bro, you need to chill*
John Cena: *I fail to see how emitting a cold temperature throughout my body and therefore decreasing my bodies temperature, will somehow change my personality or behaviour to a more calm manner*
Nailed it😂😂😂
increasingly verbose
this should be called: " John Cenna being a smartass"
You're comment doesn't make sense. The title should be "John Cena being a smart ass, while reading thirsty tweets."
But he’s a hot smartass
@@kikibugg1863 tf
Boss Dad what
Kiki Bugg kinda weird
I lost it when he said “squAts”
Hello
@Hazel Boyle 1:11
Omg haha
Me too
Squaets
I can't breathe, how he can casually say that with a straight face he's so funny
100% comedy gold
You mean chair's face? Where is john cena?
@@BKawai-jr7et I hate this mean hate
@@allya4942 I'm pretty sure it's a joke because of John Cena's iconic, "You can't see me."
@@chloechen1007 I now I just don’t like the joke I have met him I now he says you can’t see me
This was so funny, especially with his rather logical responses made with such an impressively straight face! Way to go, John Cena!
"Eyes closed surgical mask emoji".... John Cena 🤣🤣🤣
I died😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I almost choked 😂😂
LOL 😷
More like 😷 instead of 🤣
😂😂😂 that was hilarious..
So... 8.1M people just watched a table, a chair, a bucket, and moving/floating papers
Basically but it's funny
Basically "YOU CAN'T SEE ME"
I just love the fact that this is one of the few rare jokes to survive this long XD
But how did the pieces of paper float though?
@@ionobedoza1090 they probably got strings to hold it up.
No one:
Jonh Cena: intense crying emoji
No one:
syhmann w: Comments
Like my profile pic?
@@deaulo3768 no
Gray 12 lol
@@commanderboykeen no
“… to explain yourself - why you chose this path” took me tf out 😂😂
That sequence was the highlight for me as well. I think the word choice coupled with the extreme morbidity of exploring the request in literal terms is what did it.
"I can't go back to jail." -John Cena
Me Me BIG YEEster lol🤣
Hilarious
he can't go back because they can't see him
I love your name
Me Me BIG YEEster I fucking love your profile picture
I like the way he’s so professional about it lmao
Jimin’s Voice Is Higher Than My Grades omg ur username gives me life
I SWEAR ARMYS ARE TAKING OVER TH-cam
Hey I love u Army!
Since this section is saying hi so I guess annyeonghaseyo-jungkook
Literally
Why does John Cena sound like a weatherman who never takes any days off?
😆🤣🤣 so true!
It is mark of an educated person to entertain a thought without accepting it.
The edit ruined it...
@@coyoparty5069 hekkkkkkk
Who else got recommended this in 2021?
Nomegalul
Meee
me
ig
ruin and turn into 70
he's dressed up for thirst tweets lmao
So that every inch can be spared this time around lol
I like how cena handles the tweets like a school counselor.
Now I can only see him as a school councilor- 😭
😂😂😂
@@kalopsia8709 Or a governor
@@kalopsia8709 wait... YOU CAN SEE HIM?!
Lol yup just gonna straight face the whole thing through
Why is he so big compared to the table😂😂😂
Omg I just realised
*so bigg* 👀
That’s because it’s an school desk!
@@Vyond-v4g lol
Idk 😂
2:42 why does he sound exactly like jerryrigeverything
Duuuuuude so true , I wanted people to notice
why is no one talking about dapz commenting
so Dapz can you see him? pfff, of course, you can what am I even talking about.
Ayy
"Crying smiley face emoji, crying smiley face emoji, eyes closed surgical mask emoji, intense crying emoji" I choked 😂😂
Same like wtfffff
😂😂😂😂
why does he sound like an american chris hemsworth
EDIT: 3k likes? nice.
oni yes.
Exactly what i was thinking
Why yes he doesz
He really sounds like Chris Hemsworth
EXACTLY what i was thinking
Lol. He roasted all of them.
He can spit roast me anytime
Lmao
The fact he’s so calm about it 💅✨
Bruh, he’s destroying everyone with his intelligence 😂😂😂
Yeah I know the table is so intelligent :O
The weird Squad ha ha, very funny 😂😂😂 I meant John cena
Lol true
666 likes
AarushDraws Oop-
Why does John Cena sound like a doctor that doesn’t celebrate any holidays
Edit:Thank you for the likes have a blessed day 🙏🙏
Lmao So funny xD
SKSKSKS YES.. 😂😶
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like he’s being sarcastic lol
Lol Andrew Hamilton your right he also takes the tweet too serious too
John cena is the best humorist ever.he is very reserved,down to earth,well-spoken,wise guy who can deal with any type of weird situation or comments with a straight face.seriously,he is going to win the try not to laugh challenge with eminem.
It feels like he was trying very hard to channel Patrick Warburton for this skit, lol.
Your 600th like is right here
@@lunarwolfie3698 Thank u.ur one like =my appreciation.
Grammar left the chat
Is he sasuke? Man, how long can he make a poker face?
I spat my drink out laughing so hard at JC's reply to the cooking eggs... classic comeback "I'd be more worried about where the holandaise sauce comes from"
I think we know where
“I can’t go back to jail.”
*wHaT*
@Adolf Hitler I thought he became a body builder cause he said he used to get bullied when he was a kid
@@elenachand1 you are right. When he was a kid he used to get bullied for being skinny so in order to get rid of that he asked for a weight lifting bench on Christmas. I never heard that he was in jail...
Adolf Hitler what’s with your TH-cam name tho
Who else finds it truly hilarious how from start to finish, he's trying to keep his act together and not get amused or embarrassed haha.
@@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 He lost it at the end xd
John cena is actually smart I'm impressed
I agree he sounded really smart
Yeah but the video was boring as hell
He’s a very smart guy actually, it’s interesting.
You lowkey roasted him.
Kabita Phuyal JK
“I will stick to Sqaatttss”
i honestly thought that it was only me who heard that hahah
Lmaoo
1:11
i read this comment as he was saying it lolz
lmao
John Cena can keep a straight face through the whole video, while I can’t say “pineapple” without dying laughing 😂
Pineapple pineapple pineapple!!!😁😉✌👊
Me who just tried to say pineapple and laughed 💀
This title is clickbait. There’s no one there
Looool im seeing this jokes and i don't understand why, can you explain me?
Javier León You seriously don’t know? John Cena loves to swipe his hands across his face and say “You can’t see me!” Like he is invisible. It’s sort of like his charm. In fact his trumpet sounding theme song has a rap in it and a line that also says “You can’t see me!” So we joke that he is invisible since we can’t see him
@@SpencerChuaWeiYe oof
Spencer Chua Wei Ye tyans for explain.
Tribute Films blol
“I will stick to squaaaaats. Thank you very much.” 😂😂💕
To me that’s the best part of the video 😂
Sqwaaaaaats lol
Squäts
Οτακυ sqwats
Brooklyn Juli’auna you’re too young to be viewing this young lady
*The background music makes it more classic.....* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Random Kpop Fan and Otaku army spotted 💜💜💜
K-pop fan!
@@tea2363 army!
Imagine bts would do this xD I kinda wanna see it even thou it would be the end for all army xD
@@vanessaa6926 omg Namjoon doing this would be priceless😂
"Crying smiley face emoji, crying smiling face emoji. Eyes closed surgical mask emoji. INTENSE CRYING EMOJI. "
"I would be wanted for murder"
Bro, when I tell you I lost my shit. The casual, non-chalant way he said that completely sold it.
Overlord yes😂
Overlord i got your 666th like
Did u hear when he said he's not going back to jail tho
Yessss
He’s got calm hot dad energy. I would give him a spare key and trust him to feed my cat while I’m on a business trip.
I-...no lie-
Who wouldn't tho
Wait you can see someone here??
@Wicked Amoeba and you total is 800K dollars, Sir! 😂
You wouldn't be able to do any of that you can't see him.
Crying smiley face emoji eyes closed surgical mask emoji intense crying emoji
this man is hilarious
hahahaha yes ,i love John Cena thanks to this video, he's such a cool person
An-Sofie lol ikr
lmao
The way they animated that floating suit is amazing and so real!
Gotta love a beautiful man with pure dry wit. He didn't break once.
Alex Ruland He's so adorable 😀.
Alex Ruland he’s prob heard a lot of thirsty comments
WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT JOHN CENA HE IS NOT EVEN IN THE VIDEO
I love how he’s being a smartass 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well this is John Cena after all
Finally somebody says it
Yes it is great
He acts different than on wrestling
@@LilXancheX because wrestling is staged
John Cena being invisible must be the longest running joke in the history of the world.
Yeah It's still alive, And we gotta keep it alive for loooooooooong
@@likeaphoenix6 I agree😂
Wait is it a joke whaaaat?😱
I literally cannot be able to see him
Wut kind of eye disorder is this omg help mee 😣 stop kidding tell me it's same for you all
It died a good bit ago on one end.
@@ParadoxiumReal its definitely not as prominent but its still around and will be for a long time
"I'll try anything a few times but I can't go back to jail." SIR.
he's so deadpan and the fact that he isn't laughing makes all of these funnier to me
Haha I love how serious he read these tweets and responded to them while still being funny.
@get off my lawn pop
His humor is so dry. It’s hilarious to just hear him talk.
Pretty sure he acts like that
@@princessarelleintal6242 lemme see u crack a joke or sum miss
@@princessarelleintal6242 😐
@@ishipyouandhell5483 okay sorry😭😭😭
@@estkioo you dumb?
Never seen the guy wrestle but I like him more every time I see him.
Lee Olsson wait you can see someone in the video?
Ryan John Davies There's the U can't C me joke it's officially a John Cena video
Ofc you like him, the man is a fucking legend!
Lee Olsson if you saw him wrestle you'd hate him cause the character he plays is not like the man in this video
The Black Nostalgia Nerd ikr
This was one of the wittiest thirst tweet interviews I have seen! 😅
“ *i will stick to **_sqwats_** , thank you very much* “
IKR I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE PRONOUNCED IT LIKE THAT
Cat Nicole I love how calm and straight of a voice he has its funny af
Cat Nicole John Cena slav confirmed
Cat Nicole
I was like WTF
I know people do pronounce it that way, but I’ve never heard it said that way before... okay, I will never laugh at it again.
E G G S O N M Y B U T T - E N E D I C T
Puddz *FNAF REFERENCE*
LOL
W H E R E W O U L D T H E H O L L A N D A I S E C O M E F R O M T H O
I'll take 2
OI THE BEST SPEACH IN THIS VIDEO
His voice is so calming lmao. He's being so serious but his humor is just 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Since we can't see him, we can only hear his voice
@@TravellerNg better than 99% comments ahahah
1:14 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
His humor is just 4 X's in a square?
He sounds like some r/wooosh person answering
"I can't go back to jail" lmao
hightops101 #tomboy 😂
Best part
hightops101 #tomboy 2:07 😂😂😂😂
Lol I’m your 666th like
Facts though
His ironically pragmatic sense of humor is very entertaining
Underrated one might add 👌 and is an acquired taste
The only thing harder to see than John Cena is his sarcasm.
He's got an American version of the British accent
@@leejungan1969 Wow stolen joke that’s literally the top comment. Lmao.
@@commandermills5922 jokes are made to be stolen, get over it
He's got an American version of the British accent
But u cant see him
His voice is really good but I wish I could see him too
John cena: *Says the butt scene was fake
Also John cena: *doesn’t say the *d*ck shadow was fake
Same thing I thought 😳
He's obviously joking idiots. That is in fact his buttocks.
I didn't catch that, thanks stranger!
He said it's made out of wax -_-
@@etla7921 And ham.
Why does John Cena sound like Lemony Snicket from A Series of Unfortunate Events
lmaoooo
I know right i was hoping someone would ask that
Jakobi Cockerham omg I only realised that once I read it
Jakobi Cockerham omfgggg yes
Omg yassss
Why would buzzfeed record a table for 3 minutes?
Why would you watch the table that was recorded for 3 minutes.
@@bunniesanchez4965 I?
Lol
DEAD
How did they get the bucket to float upside down?
1:20 crying smiling face emoji , eyes close surgical mask emoji , intense crying emoji ( I've never seen anyone explain the emojis so well)
1:46
Aww that's kinda sweet
1:52
Nevermind
Seulgi Tarzan haha . You are reveluv like me !
Seulgi Tarzan REVELUV❤
Seulgi Tarzan 😂
Seulgi Tarzan 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seulgi Tarzan Seulgiiii
John Cena being calm and a poker face when reading his fans’ comments is making me cackle to the ground 🤣🤣🤣
th-cam.com/video/cvh0nX08nRw/w-d-xo.html
Bro who’s talking in the video???? Like where’s John cents I think all of us got clickbaited
Bro who’s talking in the video???? Like where’s John cena I think all of us got clickbaited
@@WwasL you're not alone yeah it's a clickbait
@@likeaphoenix6 I don’t even see John Cena in the thumbnail.
i love how he just keeps a straight face through out the whole video. It just makes it funnier 😂
Tomboy I'm positive he's heard all kinds of shit before. Must be nothing new to him
Tomboy And how he read the emojis 😂
I actually would've loved to see him get embarrassed about any of it but as Eddie Reyes said, he's probably heard this shit all the time.
Tomboy What are you fucken gay? Oh that's right tomboy.
Tomboy he damn sure wanted to laugh
He be taking these posts way to seriously 😂
"I wand John Cena to choke me with his biceps"
"Well I can't actually choke you because-"
He speaks like a newscaster 😂😂
RIGHT!
Who
:O
Ikr?! So professional that he's almost emotionless
NotAGoat OMG YES 😂
Why is his voice soothing?
No you're gay. You're supposed to be with peridot
Wow i was literally LOOKING for this comment lol! Yes it is. ASMR.
Kaian凯安 LMFAOO
@Kaian凯安 YESSSSSS
this dude is surprisingly really quick witted and funny
If it was scripted it would be funnier.
yami bakura no, it's not scripted..
Killingglorie why surprisingly
yami bakura its not scriped at all, john cena does this for a living, and on top of that he can freestyle rap off the too decently, thats a difficult form of improv and he also improvs on raw promos so yeax this is nothing new to him lol
Why tf would they take the time out to script John cenas every word like do y’all here yourselves .
Never in a million years I thought I would see John Cena reading thirst tweets. Yet here we are…
"I can't go back to jail" I died
He went to jail, if by any chance you think that’s a joke. Just a btw :D
@ZachAhRie that was a wwe thing, it wasnt real
@ZachAhRie it was jbl on wwe, it was also on wwe's youtube channel. They wouldn't put that on there dumbass
@ZachAhRie exactly what I said
@ZachAhRie he's saying John going to jail was scripted fool. Wasn't real
He seems like that one bro who is super smart and doesn't mind correcting you with facts, that also bodybuilds.....
Edit - thanks for the likes 😂
Edit 2 - most likes I've ever gotten so far, 1.3k. Thank you people of TH-cam
Professor Hulk 😂😂😂😂
u just made me die lmao 😂
1.4kth like
1.5k
I love that..
*I like how he gives a logical response to every comment*
*i n t e n s e c r y i n g e m o j i*
@@lahoudtouma185 I though he is gonna say "eyes close surgical mask emoji" 3 times hahah
“Where would the hollandaise come from” BOII 😂
John Cena: *reads thirst tweets*
Also John Cena: I shall roast you with intelligent vocabulary.
Edit: Woah woah woah hol up 1k likes?! Appreciate yall😁
"Eggs on my butt-enedict"
*John Cena April 6th 2k18*
Where would the hollendaise come from?
Hi
I bet he reads poetry out loud to himself at home. His voice just sounds like that
It's funny how "you cant judge a book cover" hes so intelligent WOW 🥰💯🖤
I like how people are thirsty for someone who is invisible
FarhaanDaNub ._. Bless me almighty pope dog
That's what i was wondering either..
Jajajajajaj
"I would be wanted to murder..."
I just love this guy....
(Now I love you more bcz....
He knows why.)
For*
Relatable
the way he mentioned the emojis 👌👌😂😂😂😂
gjjgfjku fhjjfd That's what I was thinking!😂 "intense crying emoji"😂
"the way he mentioned the emojis okay sign emoji, okay sign emoji, intense laughing emoji, intense laughing emoji, intense laughing emoji, intense laughing emoji."
Exactly 😂
gjjgfjku fhjjfd LMAOOO 😂😅 😅 IKR
gjjgfjku fhjjfd Siri does that sometimes
It feels like he knew what all was coming, has an awesome response to each of the tweets.
John: “If I suffocated you I would go to jail, why would I do that?”
That sounded like he’s ready to kill someone if he has something to gain from it lol
Jan Balastegui lol