As a former breakfast chef I can attest to how well Rosie did and how badly Tim made a disaster on the grill. He should not even be in the dishroom as he would blow up the Dishmachine LOL!
Omg right lmao 🤣 the restaurant I worked at we were a very popular brunch spot and our head chef was a fuckin asshole to the max and just imagining someone doing what he did in front of that guy it would be must see tv because our chef was the owners son and he would scream at ppl frequently I was a line cook and when I wasn't I was a expoditer and ya it almost was like hells kitchen the TV show but softer because of laws but it got as bad as it could get most ppl who quit it was on the spot during busy times but it's that restaurant life if you work at a restaurant.
One of the best jokes of the episode was the one immediately after the aircraft carrier popped a wheelie. Jill: "I'm so glad you're home." Tim: "Not as glad as the navy."
Felix the Plumber: "I don't need this...I could be cleaning out a septic tank!" 😆 Felix and the K&B Construction guys were always my favorite recurring Tool Time guests.😃
5:32 When you realize the studio audience for Home Improvement is also the studio audience for Tool Time and that they're also laughing at a guy who just got shot in the butt with a nail.
Thanks for showing these I grew up in Michigan I also grew up and warn which is little bit north of Detroit with everybody who did the trades very normal people making fun of work that they did every day. very sad in a very short. Of time nobody understands this because this new generation doesn't knows how to work. in the TV shows that they have now or horrible.
I don't know how Richard Karn kept a straight face!! Both of these men are excellent actors!! They don't make shows like this anymore. (Except for Last Man Standing)
I miss the golden age of television, but just give me a big break. I'm not gonna trash everything new and I will not be forced into this crap by those lifeless, grown-a** nostalgically-blind hypocrites like you!
That's Tim "the Toolman" Taylor. All of that carnage has gotta be worth about millions or even billions. He should get a job working at "Austin Deconstruction"
@@drl5002 that is bad yes, but damages from Tim Taylor is worth leagues above a destroyed house due to natural animals. Termites eat wood. Tim Taylor adds unnecessary power to items causing self destruction.
I have to have all seasons for the collection. Tim Allen was a complete nut. The part where he’s cooking and the spatula is going crazy making all that noise and accomplishing NOTHING is gold.
This part is what keeps bringing me back here. Apparently I now think that it’s the funniest thing in the world to watch Tim shoot an old man in the ass with a nail gun
2:15 Word to the wise: Don’t *EVER* let Tim cook near Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn’t want to be in Gordon’s shoes if Tim was on MasterChef or, worse, Hell’s Kitchen.
Good for you! I would try and bring the horn up a little, it looks like you are slouching into it. If you try and sit up straighter, you will have better air flow.
Sanji Zant Evidently a lot of guys. If there was no money in making adult sized briefs then they wouldn't be stocked, or sold in stores. For that matter they wouldn't even be made.
How can anyone not love this show In my life on this amazing and beautiful planet that God created I've never met or seen a person who doesn't like or even heard of Home Improvement show with Tim Allen
What if there was an episode of Home Improvement where Tim and Al where onboard an airliner thousands of feet in the air with dozens of passengers, and they were shown the cockpit with the pilot and copilot flying the plane? What would Tim do and what would happen?
when we found out Tim was coming aboard we deactivated our weapons. lol good choice.
Tells you something doesnt it😅
I'm thinking the Captain needs a medal for dealing with Tim for a day!
And Tim gets offended by that evem though the captain was clearly right to do that
@@robertpolityka8464 I think everyone deserved a medal for surviving tim being on board & making it out alive 😆
Ohh yea
1:52 "Is he for real?" "That's a question I often ask myself."
I love how Al tries to keep from laughing when the oil sprays onto his shirt
“Is he for real?”
“That’s a question I often ask myself.”
😆
Only Tim could make a Navy ship pop a wheelie. lol
And a carrier at that
5:27 - NICE catch!
As a former breakfast chef I can attest to how well Rosie did and how badly Tim made a disaster on the grill. He should not even be in the dishroom as he would blow up the Dishmachine LOL!
A la Pilot Episode right? Lol
Thank you for your service
The regular dishwasher explosion was huge I'd hate to see what he could do to an industrial sized one!
He'd give that dishwasher "MORE POWER"😁
Omg right lmao 🤣 the restaurant I worked at we were a very popular brunch spot and our head chef was a fuckin asshole to the max and just imagining someone doing what he did in front of that guy it would be must see tv because our chef was the owners son and he would scream at ppl frequently I was a line cook and when I wasn't I was a expoditer and ya it almost was like hells kitchen the TV show but softer because of laws but it got as bad as it could get most ppl who quit it was on the spot during busy times but it's that restaurant life if you work at a restaurant.
Richard Carn is amazing. My favorite actor
6:37 Al: Tim, Tim Stop Playing With All Those Buttons!!!
One of the best jokes of the episode was the one immediately after the aircraft carrier popped a wheelie.
Jill: "I'm so glad you're home."
Tim: "Not as glad as the navy."
"Is he for real?"
"That's a question I often ask myself."
Felix the Plumber: "I don't need this...I could be cleaning out a septic tank!" 😆 Felix and the K&B Construction guys were always my favorite recurring Tool Time guests.😃
Same here
5:32 When you realize the studio audience for Home Improvement is also the studio audience for Tool Time and that they're also laughing at a guy who just got shot in the butt with a nail.
5:26 That one handed catch Al made was Odell Beckham worthy 😂😂😂
Al's always cool without even trying. Like when he caught the oregano from Rock when they were doing the meals on the job site episode
" I learnt this little trick in my senior year"
*has a seizure*
My favorite episode is when they came out with the self cleaning kitchen I speak for anyone that cooks all the time I need this
I just wanna point out that the sound of the turbine firing at 7:08 is the exact sound as a barrel explosion in the 1993 video game "Doom".
Just throwing a shit load of eggs on the grill 🤣🤣
The part with the jet engine on the aircraft carrier is one of the only parts of this show I can remember clearly.
MitchellC4 cool
Geez, it's like if nobody's gettin' hurt, somebody's losing their pants around him!
I. Miss HOME IMPROVEMENT. ITS HOW TIM MAKES A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIM SELF. TEE HEE😅😅😅😅
Love this show, watch it everytime it's on!!! Tim Allen is hilarious!!!! Our own man from, Michigan !!!!!!! 🌲🌲🌲🌲...
Tim Taylor cannot be killed!
Strange, seeing as an anagram of that is mortality.
Tim: Honey, is everything ok?
Jill: Not really. I think Brad might be sex.
Tim. SEX!?!?! ( Tim accidentally lean over the lever) 7:04
Bad time Jill.
@@sarahhenry1845 Definitely
Bi
Al has some nice looking qualities about him
Captain: "Tim you just declared war on Finland!"
Tim: "Unh!"
Jake Kellogg Al: I’m ready to serve, Sir.
Joseph Mayotte Captain: Just kidding, Al. When we found out that Tim was coming aboard, we deactivated all our weapons.
@@Powerranger-le4up Tim got triggered 😆
Thanks for showing these I grew up in Michigan I also grew up and warn which is little bit north of Detroit with everybody who did the trades very normal people making fun of work that they did every day. very sad in a very short. Of time nobody understands this because this new generation doesn't knows how to work. in the TV shows that they have now or horrible.
Tim continuously holding the air gun wide open after spraying oil🤣🤣
3:05
Who would have thought Bobby Singer was hunting rodents before he graduated to vampires and werewolves :D
YOU SHOT MR. LEONARD IN THE ASS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:20- Just imagine if Tim was on a helicarrier from the Marvel Universe.
Tim: What did I do?
Nick Fury: You just declared war on Latveria.
Nick Fury wouldn't let Tim on the Hellicarrier
@@clarikid true, nick is smarter than that.
Send TIM after hydra. He'd stop them single handedly
@@scorchx3000😆
I don't know how Richard Karn kept a straight face!! Both of these men are excellent actors!! They don't make shows like this anymore. (Except for Last Man Standing)
Lots of redos on the scenes.
I miss the golden age of television, but just give me a big break. I'm not gonna trash everything new and I will not be forced into this crap by those lifeless, grown-a** nostalgically-blind hypocrites like you!
The owner: "I'm proud of the sanitary conditions in my kitchen"....
After Tim finishes cooking....
"Kitchen closed for two weeks - spring cleaning"...
Tim U just Declared War on Finland!!
Thats hillarious XD
"I'll need a claw hammer, a vacuum hose, some bandaids and a magnet." ...what's the vacuum hose for?
And a tetanus shot
I don't know who's more destructive: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor or Steve Urkel.
That's Tim "the Toolman" Taylor.
All of that carnage has gotta be worth about millions or even billions.
He should get a job working at "Austin Deconstruction"
Christian Galvan Steve Urkel is a character from the TV show, Family Matters. He’s this nerd who has the same accident-prone style as Tim Taylor does.
@@luigihoratio5101 Steve Urkel did take out an entire apartment building with his termites.
@@drl5002 that is bad yes, but damages from Tim Taylor is worth leagues above a destroyed house due to natural animals. Termites eat wood.
Tim Taylor adds unnecessary power to items causing self destruction.
I remember I was boy I remember watching home improvement commercial about Tim Allen turn into a giant it was call attack of the giant toolman
I have to have all seasons for the collection. Tim Allen was a complete nut. The part where he’s cooking and the spatula is going crazy making all that noise and accomplishing NOTHING is gold.
Tim you just declared war on finland lol
Why would Mr.Leonard be in front of Tim when he is playing around with a nail gun
"...and this little device down here, what's that supposed to do?" *THUNK*
Everything about that part went perfectly. XD
before bobby hunted and trapped demons he was trapping mice.
5:27 Mr. Leonard getting shot in the butt is too funny
Id die laughing just from that part alone
This part is what keeps bringing me back here. Apparently I now think that it’s the funniest thing in the world to watch Tim shoot an old man in the ass with a nail gun
YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT??? 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@drewski1535 this is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
@evanyasser4412 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅 I choke on my laughing everytime I see that
"That's exactly why you should never play around with a nail gun!"
5:26 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT???
Dishwasher? More like fishwasher lol
His grunts are so funny
UGGH UGGH UGGH
I died laughing when he cut the wires to lights and the lights fell I don’t know why but that’s fine with the funniest moments in television
2:15 Word to the wise: Don’t *EVER* let Tim cook near Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn’t want to be in Gordon’s shoes if Tim was on MasterChef or, worse, Hell’s Kitchen.
Al: Well, it worked! Nobody got hurt. Let's give Tim a big hand!
(Audicine cheering) Me: YAY!
9:34 (Al's clothes get sucked off) Me: OH, COME ON!
2:12 - what inspired howtobasic
Good for you! I would try and bring the horn up a little, it looks like you are slouching into it. If you try and sit up straighter, you will have better air flow.
0:09:28 I bet Al was really grateful that he decided to wear boxers instead of briefs.
Who wears briefs after 13 years old? Except Cosmo Kramer
Sanji Zant Evidently a lot of guys. If there was no money in making adult sized briefs then they wouldn't be stocked, or sold in stores. For that matter they wouldn't even be made.
He’s not the only one.
I LMFAO when I saw the Bedford 6100 Electric Caulking Gun xDDD
3:20 - Yes, for those fancy, snobbish rats lol!
7:09 Sex?!😂
From 7:19 to 7:20, was expecting to hear Tim shout "DID I DO THAT?!"
Tim, stop trying to steal Steve Urkel's line!
Tim is the original HowToBasic
4:00 Bobby Singer catching the tool man long before he caught ghosts.
2020 anyone
Al just takes it all
5:27 😂😂😂😂
Yikes I felt that pain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT?!
@@evanyasser4412 this is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
One of the funniest scenes ever Tim Really nailed it!!!!
I get it
its 1.40 am and man that pancakes and eggs sure looks tasty
5:33 Love the reaction of the guy wearing the blue shirt. XD
0:43 His face expression reminds me of Red Green when Bill is around.
Bill, and Tim go into business together...From Possom Lake to Port Asbestos that carnage swath would be epic.
@@rogerhurtubise2150 0:43
1:35 "pretty fast huh?" And she works for $5 an hour too!
I love American T.V shows
It's cool that this show would sometimes use real blue collar workers instead of actors for tool time segments
3:23 its bobby from supernatural!
03:50 Tim begins the worst pain you can imagine, without going below the belt.
Sanji Zant I'd very much like to know the name of that episode.
So would I. Hell, i'd be happy with the complete collection of every Supernatural episode ever.
That's one way to catch a pest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I, I, I don’t NEED this….!
Lol, oh my gosh I miss this show
I think Jill could have waited until Tim was home before telling him about Brad.
I miss Tim Taylor
I do too
I Love This Show! XD
How can anyone not love this show In my life on this amazing and beautiful planet that God created I've never met or seen a person who doesn't like or even heard of Home Improvement show with Tim Allen
Scrambled breakfast
What are those Tool Time segments taken from these episodes?🙂
6:53 me as soon as I am offered a test drive!
Anybody know who played Rosie the fast cook?
I want some pancakes now.
What if there was an episode of Home Improvement where Tim and Al where onboard an airliner thousands of feet in the air with dozens of passengers, and they were shown the cockpit with the pilot and copilot flying the plane? What would Tim do and what would happen?
5:26 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😁
Should've made Tim work against enemies
tim tool man taylor rocks !
I skipped every single ad you had in this video
This whole series should be called "Tim Allen high and funny as fuck". Would be a billion dollar skit show
Needs more views
My favorite was when Tim had his finger in the tincat mousetrap and his other hand in the rat 🐀 rat 🚋 and got stuck on the rodents glue board
2:14 Mystery solved: Tim is HowToBasic
5:33 YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
@@evanyasser4412 😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
Not in this montage, but later in the couples therapy episode: "The last show was incredible. I mean, you squirted oil all over Al"
That's what's his name from supernatural.
It’s very similar to the red green show.
3:50 that's one way to catch a pest
LOL, LOL, LOL 2020 - Still funny!
That speedy spatula lady is god like speed is she still alive ?
Home Improvement is How to basic
In all 4 videos I don’t see the scene where he turns off the power in Silverdome on thanksgiving day
Crash! 0:52
Tackle
Dstirl
Fry
5:26 oooh ouch ouch ouch i totally felt that pain yikes right in the butt