He was trying to conjure the idea of "picketing", basically saying that he was going to get a lot of people protesting his opinion. He hears something vaguely similar and put zero effort into trying to figure it out before saying it
2:15 "because honestly if bowser and eggman team forces......if if mario and eggman team forces and like you know?" -- cory borealis de la minguez spaz kidd
Everyone who knows Corey always says how surprised they are with how "normal' he is but there's a million and one reasons why he IS destroyed by his crazy upbringing or just flat out kind of a smooth brained acid dripping onto his brain moron. Like this.
It was purposely desynced so that the audio of that 4 second clip at the end would be cut out. Personally I don't know why they fixed it jelquing is allowed on youtube after all.
they had to remove the 30 minute uninterrupted scene of tomar eating spaghetti and meatballs while wearing only a brown-stained pair of underwear. unfortunate, but it sure helps the pacing of the video!
@@seansmith6255 I'm surprised you didn't go insane then. Witnessing the pure horror of Dave's Ramage as he took the 3ds and smashes Cory's head in while Chris sits in the corner crying.
I can't believe removing content and reuploading the video whilst shitting yourself saves 2 minutes throughout the Super Mario 3D Land Any% Speedrun! Incredible work to the people at OneyPlays.
Did you know that in Super Mario World, the Boos were inspired by a game developer's wife? Yeah, the wife got run over by a truck and they wanted to immortalize her as a ghost in the game
Wow I didn't think Cory could beat any game faster than he did his Speedrun of Super Mario World but this was amazing, 4 minutes and 20 seconds well done Cory Borealis 👏🎉
This probably will not happen, but it would be really nice if yall could play Super Smash Bros Brawl. I can already foresee the shenanigans that would ensue.
BOWSER'S INSIDE STORY IS NOT "FETISHY." IT IS ONE OF THE BEST MARIO EXPERIENCES EVER MADE AND EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY IT. ...Although there is a part where Bowser gets force-fed a bunch of food and grows so obese that he breaks the floor and gets stuck in it. Fuckin damnit.
@@yellowsmello I just skimmed through the entire thing on the old upload so idk what to say :/, but obviously if I reload the page it's gonna pop up as privated I just have it opened from when it was not.
I actually didn’t really mind the ds zelda games using the touch screen. I thought they did it well enough to where you can play and not have to worry about the controls slowing you down.
Super Mario 3D Land mourns the cherished hero Tomar, now the Kosher Crusader. Clad in a Kippah with a Star of David cape, he battles injustice with his trusty Matzo Shield and his mighty attack the Dreidel spin kick. Formerly fighting Cory’s fat cheesy fingers, he now protects Jerusalem’s innocent. Dave and Chris anxiously await his return to rescue the Mushroom Kingdom from Cory’s fat cheesy grasp.
I agree with Cory about Spirit Tracks! Hated playing with the stylus, and it kind of made it hard to play. I remember my DS froze because I was rubbing the screen too hard with the stylus during the final boss.
Found it on reddit, Cory on the end of the episode got on the live cam and said the f****t word as a joke but got worried about being canceled right after
16:43 come to think of it Chris has been looking a lot more worn down than he did before he started driving Out the keys down young man they will be the death of you
"if mario and bowser teamed forces" might be the most autistic phrase ever spoken on this channel
But what If wario and bowsette reamed horses?
I love that Cory had the chance to fix his sentence and he still said the same thing
tell that to Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
robotnik
I think you mean "most based," "most powerful," or "most erotic".
cory dropping “teamed forces” and “i don’t wanna get picket fences thrown at me” in the same video. generational
Cory’s brain is a jumbled mess. How he conjured “I feel like I’m gonna get a lot of picket fences thrown at me for this” is beyond me.
I think his brain is just dandy I just think the information has to many roadblocks on its way out.
He was trying to conjure the idea of "picketing", basically saying that he was going to get a lot of people protesting his opinion. He hears something vaguely similar and put zero effort into trying to figure it out before saying it
I think he wanted to say pitchforks
What if we teamed forces?
BRO, HOW DID HE SAY THAT AND THEY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE?????
in case anyone was wondering: the last video was really off-sync with the audio, there's no censorships.
it was censorship, you say?
You're not allowed to use those words anymore. They are people just like the rest of us, Cory has to stop calling them that
idk why you're trying to hide it as well, smh
well this one's not much better, the writers clearly forgot to run the scripts through GPTZero so it at least looked like they tried
Then why was their 7 uninterrupted minutes of sucking sounds in the original?
2:15
"because honestly if bowser and eggman team forces......if if mario and eggman team forces and like you know?"
-- cory borealis de la minguez spaz kidd
I think he was trying to say "join forces" and "team up" but had this Gawain's Word moment and joined the worst of the two.
Everyone who knows Corey always says how surprised they are with how "normal' he is but there's a million and one reasons why he IS destroyed by his crazy upbringing or just flat out kind of a smooth brained acid dripping onto his brain moron. Like this.
@@jojobizadTRASH Top reference to Between The Lions. Excellent media taste!
-Cory J. Borealis Beck de la Minguez a.k.a. unfortunate pseudonym “Spaz Kidd”
For anyone wondering, the old upload had desynced audio, this one’s fixed.
Nice disinformation dude
@@nearlyrighteouslad3213 It's true! Video was literally quiet for 21 minutes and only had "You better get that stupid" at the end
It was purposely desynced so that the audio of that 4 second clip at the end would be cut out.
Personally I don't know why they fixed it jelquing is allowed on youtube after all.
I know what you are, what you were! You're Slippin Oney!
And Slippin Oney I can handle just fine. Slippin Oney with a Let's Play channel is like a chimp with a machine gun.
they had to remove the 30 minute uninterrupted scene of tomar eating spaghetti and meatballs while wearing only a brown-stained pair of underwear. unfortunate, but it sure helps the pacing of the video!
It doesn’t change how Dave is written in this episode
"Brown-stained" they were JUST BROWN PANTS. I'd be more concerned with with the neon pink glittered stains.
It was necessary for the plot though
They never should have changed the color of his nads.
He was eating the overcooked spaghetie that jaxxy made
13:42 it’s a tree called Bradford pear, smells like that when it blooms.
Honestly, they should've called it the cumford pear
I thought it was the dogwood tree?
@ 🤷 maybe there’re more, but I have a Bradford pear and when it blooms it indeed smells 100% like rank spunk.
They took the video down and fixed the splices I called out…
what did they cut out
Splices?
I half watched half listened, what did they remove?
yeah I did think that moment where cory and dave spliced their dna to create Cove and Dary was an odd choice
@@dinkdude8045 Cove was so cool. Shame they put him in the homunculus blender.
@@Shamax0 it's a meta joke about faked speed runs.
0:50 Partners in time is criminally underrated! an oneyplays mario and luigi playthrough would be soo good
I hope the speedrunning community finds this video and is introduced to OneyAutism
One flavor of 'tism meets another
no, please don't bring the HRT community here
Aww I can't believe they took out the part where Tomar bursts in the room with a chainsaw. Sigh.
dirtiest liar award
@@talkingmeds The stinkiest too. *farts and rubs belly*
yabuki joe enjoyer in the wild? kino
Le Sigh.
It's sad that the comments are always some loser trying too hard to be funny
Dave shows his real soylent nintendo love in this episode by saying he'd sell everything including his wife for time on mario maker 64
I'll never forget the part where Mario looked at the camera and said those infamous words
"Your father was right about you."
"Youuuu are Misterrrr Gayyyyy!"
"Get-a ready to mooove your pingooors!"
"Sshhi-... ffffuck."
The infamous fourteen words that Tomar says all the time.
Corey literally detailing how he would deal with the UnitedHealthCare CEO and him kinda looking like said person, doesn't warrent a censor
/reupload.
wtf the suspect does not look Armeian at all lol
Bro looks like Desmond from Assassin's Creed, not like Cory xD
TOPICAL
United denied his claim after he was exposed to the LA air
wow based
I literally just finished watching the original upload of this 20 minutes ago lol
What changed?
I saw it but didn’t watch yet. What did they edit 😏
I still have the tab open and it can load the whole video
@@NeVerKnowFFS they took out the 5 min n word segment
We saw what you did
What was changed
I don't have time to rewatch
@@seansmith6255Chris voice was changed to be more manly, he always does it for the videos, IRL he sounds like a baby
@seansmith6255 it's too disgusting to even describe
@@timfosler4244 I saw the original
I'm not getting gasslit
@@seansmith6255 I'm surprised you didn't go insane then. Witnessing the pure horror of Dave's Ramage as he took the 3ds and smashes Cory's head in while Chris sits in the corner crying.
I love Dave sneaking a second level while enforcing that rule against everyone else
I can't believe removing content and reuploading the video whilst shitting yourself saves 2 minutes throughout the Super Mario 3D Land Any% Speedrun! Incredible work to the people at OneyPlays.
i lost track of how many times Dave just sneaks in a second level when noone’s paying attention throughout this series
Not much is funnier to me than an official speedrunner’s timer next to subpar gameplay
For anyone curious, the original upload had brownwoyms and they had to shoot it like old yeller
Did you know that in Super Mario World, the Boos were inspired by a game developer's wife?
Yeah, the wife got run over by a truck and they wanted to immortalize her as a ghost in the game
I'm kinda glad they reuploaded the video
The other version just had Tomar popping up and just screaming every 10 seconds
It was honestly unbearable
love the new styles for the THUMBNAILS
More like DUMBnails
HA got eeeeem
I am very lonely and depressed.
Crazy how much more frequently Cory says escape than the average person and yet he hasn't figured out how to pronounce it correctly
Is there anything more 'Cory Borealis' than claiming he adores a game he cant recognise by the title?
NinjaMuffin99 made the legendary OneyPlays classic "Blacks Only." If Miyamoto was pitched it THAT way, I'm sure he'd greenlight "Mario Maker Funkin'"
Wow I didn't think Cory could beat any game faster than he did his Speedrun of Super Mario World but this was amazing, 4 minutes and 20 seconds well done Cory Borealis 👏🎉
I think that person blocking the road might have been trying to do insurance fraud.
oneyplays reupload speedrun (Any %)
Wow, they're right. There is a c um tree. Its a type of pear tree that doesnt produce fruits.
Teamed up
Joined forces
*Joined up*
Against all odds, Cory managed to find the combination of 2 words that didn’t make sense *twice*
aaaand we're back
i like how chris has been the only one to finish with all 3 coins lol
Every time I hear toad I think of Brat Watson doing his perfect toad impression
Mario & Luigi is my favorite series out of the franchise tbh glad it’s made a comeback
5:33 when you ransack Toad's house and go through his photo album
Cory spamming the jump button to do the glide is driving me CRAZY
7:50 Gyros? Cory loves gyros and Sonic
Gyro Zeppeli
Sonic Gyroes
8:36 did Cory mean “pitchforks?”
Yes
Typical coryism
He’s so cool
My enjoyment of the first 7 minutes of this video is even better the second time!
Love your content! W
to reiterate, a 3D mario (64) maker exists and it's called mario builder 64
Y'all should do a playthrough of Super Princess Peach on the DS. I feel like that'd be a really funny playthrough to watch, plus the game's awesome.
13:40 cherry blossoms...
Dude i watched the original upload drunk out of my mind, i def didnt notice any desync issues
please oh please play Superstar Saga on the channel, its such a classic and the first in a long line of Mario & Luigi RPGs
Technically Super Mario RPG was the first Mario RPG
No way bitch, Bowser's Inside Story.
This probably will not happen, but it would be really nice if yall could play Super Smash Bros Brawl. I can already foresee the shenanigans that would ensue.
Sorry oney I’m watching another video right now
I cant believe they took out Corys rant about that group they dont like
BOWSER'S INSIDE STORY IS NOT "FETISHY." IT IS ONE OF THE BEST MARIO EXPERIENCES EVER MADE AND EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY IT.
...Although there is a part where Bowser gets force-fed a bunch of food and grows so obese that he breaks the floor and gets stuck in it. Fuckin damnit.
“I’m gonna get a lot of picket fences thrown at me”
Pitchforks?
I still have the old upload open on my browser, I'm on the toilet and was just about to watch it when I got off it.
they privated it. it won't load if it buffers at all.
it literally doesn't let you lol
@@yellowsmello I just skimmed through the entire thing on the old upload so idk what to say :/, but obviously if I reload the page it's gonna pop up as privated I just have it opened from when it was not.
@spongeounce Was anything changed?
@@MarekTSchmidt idk im not watching the whole thing twice lol
They are now going to go up on Karl Jobst own YT channel... It's so over for the oney gang
They really took out Oneyplays final solution talk.
the synced audio makes me grin thank you for fixing this.. .. . . . ............ .
Cory's liking of partners in time made me respect him more
You should play superstar soon. I love that one too
REAL
I actually didn’t really mind the ds zelda games using the touch screen. I thought they did it well enough to where you can play and not have to worry about the controls slowing you down.
No reupload. What juicy antics did i miss?
Audio was de-synced
I fear for your well-being Cory, never change.
cant believe they cut the scene where they rebuild the 911 buildings by hand and tomar knocks it down
3:48 If I remember right, someone in recent times actually made a romhack of SM64 that is basically a Mario Maker 64
new cory-ism, Team forces
I’d love for them to play bowsers inside story since they’ve been getting mileage out of the 3ds capture card
dave is such a funny boy
MFKr lol x'D I was half way through, when you put it in private. Yuss morning time with the funny bois
I LOVE DAVE
Super Mario 3D Land mourns the cherished hero Tomar, now the Kosher Crusader. Clad in a Kippah with a Star of David cape, he battles injustice with his trusty Matzo Shield and his mighty attack the Dreidel spin kick. Formerly fighting Cory’s fat cheesy fingers, he now protects Jerusalem’s innocent. Dave and Chris anxiously await his return to rescue the Mushroom Kingdom from Cory’s fat cheesy grasp.
He also watches eight crazy nights on repeat for 16 hours straight every weekend
There IS an unofficial Mario 64 maker.
I like that jump!
I agree with Cory about Spirit Tracks! Hated playing with the stylus, and it kind of made it hard to play. I remember my DS froze because I was rubbing the screen too hard with the stylus during the final boss.
I liked it more the first time…
The time travelling mario and luigi with the twins was great, it was just waaaay too short
3:41 THERE IS A MARIO MAKER 64 MOD ITS CALLED MARIO BUILDER 64
Tell Oney to play it
Dogwoods are the coom smell trees
What did they remove
They lobotimized Corey but it barely worked
They leveled up
It was just grainy footage of Cory eating a child. TH-cam is sooo pussy bro smh. Can't show anything anymore.
what’s up da roach dawg jr
Found it on reddit, Cory on the end of the episode got on the live cam and said the f****t word as a joke but got worried about being canceled right after
11:53 no one notices Corey’s burp: “I didn’t think you’d be able to get outta thERE”
Speedrunning Mario (Xbox controller %)
Did you know?
Didjouno?
i have such brainrot i already forgot what even happens so its basically a new upload to me
So this is Mario isn't it?
Digital footprint, digital footprint- but why do they all moan so well? it was really distracting 🤭
Mmmm double dipped censored version
Can't believe they took out the part where tomar said "next time dont miss."
this channel needs to get its shit together. i cant keep defending them
Cory is adorable Philly is the fentanyl capital of the USA
They re-uploaded it to censor the hot coffee scene 😔
"Team Forces"
Thanks Cory
Chris hanging out with Adam too much he actually sounds like him now
Mario scream TA HOOOO at the end
Play gorilla tag on vr with your friends plzzzzz
We need a patreon or archive of original uploads
Since the OneyPlays crew wants to play a 3D Mario Maker, might I suggest the rom hack called Mario Builder 64?
Again Again!
Again Again!
:3
16:43 come to think of it Chris has been looking a lot more worn down than he did before he started driving
Out the keys down young man they will be the death of you
Someone made a romhack Super Mario 64 maker and its really good!!
The audio was desynced in the original upload. I remember being confused when their voices were earlier than the gameplay