"You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worse."
@@phantomwolf2141 how do you know it's underrated? Who rated it? And what was the rating? Maybe it wasn't underrated but not everyone has to comment on every line they find funny....
According to legend Ethan is still in the desert to this day. It is said that if you stand on the highest hill you can hear the faint noise of a duck call coming from somewhere far in the distance. Hila still searchers for her husband but is close to loosing hope. She may have been close to finding him, possibly even more than once. But no one can see him. The desert has changed him. He is considered extremely deadly. Armed with a filtering straw and a foil blanket, locals still dont dare set foot where Ethan is rumoured to be. Our prayers are with him. And we are all hopeful that one day he will return home. Papa bless.
All I could see were floating cameras, glimpses of white socks, and a self driving car. Whatever this Fall 2016 outfit looks like, it must be worth the money.
You can tell they used a green screen to simulate going to a desert because you can only see their face, but their clothes must have been green lmao smh
Liam McKernan Lol, didn't check the comment section so I have no clue of how many of these are there. Sorry if I'm adding to the cancer unknowingly xD.
"HE'S FKING 31 YEARS OLD! 31 YEARS OLD! 31 YEARS OLD ON THE TINY ATV! 31 YEARS OLD! FKING 31 YEARS OLD! L I T E R A L L Y 31 YEARS OLD! L I T E R A L L Y! ON THE TINY ATV"
I'm confused...I hear Ethan's voice, but I hardly ever see him in this video. Why is Hila walking around their house filming their walls while Ethan does a voice over?
Wow, crazy how everyone decided at the same time that they all don't like H3H3's production quality anymore. I bet you all came to an independent conclusion on that one and weren't influenced by any certain youtubers :~)
Which youtubers said this? I think there was a decline in content but that's a necessary compromise when you switch the bulk of the content to what's essentially vlogs
Three Tidy Stages Each birth is as unique as the baby it produces. But the "classic" vaginal childbirth is described by practitioners in three tidy stages: 1. First Stage: Dilation and Effacement of the Cervix a. early phase b. active phase c. transition phase 2. Second Stage: Pushing and Birth 3. Third Stage: Delivery of the Placenta How long does the whole process last? For first-time mothers, the average is 14 hours, though of course it can be much longer or much shorter. For moms who've given birth before, the average labor and delivery lasts around 8 hours. First Stage: Dilation and Effacement of the Cervix A. Early (or Latent) Phase -- cervix dilates from zero to three or four centimeters This first step in the journey toward childbirth lasts an average of 6 to 10 hours for a first-time mother, but can be much shorter (especially if you've given birth before) or much longer. What You May Experience: The beginnings of labor may be subtle or dramatic - and it happens differently in every woman. In some women, the cervix dilates to three centimeters well before any noticeable, real contractions (or labor) begin. Other women can have strong, contractions that don't change her cervical dilation at all. But, in general, the early phase brings some effacement (thinning and softening of the cervix) and dilation to three centimeters over a period of hours or days. Contractions can be mild and somewhat irregular, coming from 5 to 30 minutes apart, lasting 30 to 45 seconds. You might see some pinkish discharge and feel a bit of abdominal discomfort. The "water" may "break" (rupture of membranes) in this early phase, or this may happen later in the first or second stage, either on its own or with help from your practitioner. What You Can Do: The early phase of labor is sometimes (lightheartedly) called "the entertainment phase," because it's often helpful to focus your mind on other things so that you can pass the time without worrying about what's coming. As long as contractions are still relatively mild and spaced farther than five or so minutes apart, most women spend the time at home, and maintain close contact with their practitioner. If you're looking for something to do while waiting it out, try quiet, relaxing activities, such as listening to music, playing cards, or watching television. If you feel up to it, a short, leisurely walk would be fine, and might even help speed the labor along. B. Active Phase -- cervix dilates from four to seven centimeters This phase is when the serious prep work for childbirth begins, and when most women begin to labor more intensely. It can last an average of three to six hours for first babies, and about half that for subsequent births. What You May Experience: During the active phase, contractions usually come steadily, gradually increasing in intensity and frequency, from three to five minutes apart. Pains may be centered in the lower back, abdomen, or thighs, and they may be intense enough to make it hard for you to talk. You might also experience an increased amount of pinkish or brownish discharge, or what's sometimes called a "bloody show." What You Can Do: You should empty your bladder, drink fluids, and practice whatever breathing or relaxation techniques you learned during childbirth class. Rely on your labor partner to help and encourage you. Accept that it's normal to be nervous and even a little scared. If your practitioner okays it and the facilities are available, a warm shower may help you relax . If you choose to have an epidural, it's likely to be administered during this phase. (For more on this, see our ultimate guide to labor pain relief). C. Transition phase -- cervix dilates to eight to ten centimeters The final phase of the first stage can last 20 minutes to two hours for first babies, and may go quite quickly in subsequent births. What You May Experience: Contractions during this phase are usually intense, spaced about one to three minutes apart. Increasing fatigue, shakiness, and nausea are all common in this phase, as your body does the hard work of reaching complete dilation and effacement. You may feel a strong urge to push or bear down, along with pressure in the rectal area and stinging in the vaginal area as the baby's head moves down toward the vaginal opening. But you should NOT push -- wait until your practitioner gives you the go-ahead, which will happen when the cervix is fully dilated. What You Can Do: With the help of your labor partner, focus on those breathing and relaxation techniques that seem to be working best for you. If you have a very strong urge to push and it's not time yet to do so, medical staffers should be able to show you breathing techniques that can be helpful for resisting the urge. Don't worry if you feel like you're "losing control" -- it's perfectly normal to feel like you've gone a bit "haywire" in this phase. Remind yourself it won't be long now until you see your baby.
Crooked cat there was this one part tho where his torso was floating next to some gas prices. And another where Ethan's body was just wandering around the desert without a head.
"And then there's dogs here. All that's gonna happen is that they're gonna eat the fucking beans, shit in the car, fucking fart the whole way home because we have to drive with 'em." Must be the best quote ever!
Why would you need a peep and creep when nobody can even see you? The peep and creep is for when you don't want people knowing where you're looking but if they can't see you you can look wherever you want anyways.
I started laugh crying when the drone was just hovering over the desert and you just heart unintelligible shouting, the rustle of tinfoil, and duck calls
Hm, I have a feeling she takes his toys away for too long sometimes; because when he said he was gonna run away and never come back, you could see years of toil welling in those eyes; you could see the face of a hurt man...
Hilas acting in every "Ethan where are you? " is oscar worthy 10/10 De Niros
She wasn't acting tho.... you can only see his face cropped in from editing
Yeah...
She's fucking funny dawg
Hila is a precious goddess
Thing is still cant see Ethan
"You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worse."
Damn Benny.
+PapaFettichelli What in the goddamn!?
its totally esoteric bro
ay
BROTHER!
Hila: "every video is gonna say 'fat idiot' until you lose 50lbs"
Then it's just gonna say idiot
I think my dad bought the 2016 fall look i haven't seen him for years
Nice dude 😂
I'm fucking dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad😂😂
comedy
Yeah. My dad really loves that suit.
Come to think of it, so does everyone else that was in my life.
It's really sweet how Ethan's carer plays along with his camo outfit. His parents must pay her well.
Kaylee Meeker are ya cereal? (Doubting it)
NaminBeforeGamin yeah it's a joke.
I don't think they pay her well enough, she just let the poor little guy wander off into the desert alone
@@IamMissPronounced definitely dude. If I wasn't getting some fat stacks for that job I'd be out
@@IamMissPronounced i heard that too, but i've never seen it
I hate how Ethan doesn't show himself for almost the entire video.
LMAO
Smart joke:)
Patrick Star: HAHAHAHAHA.... I don't get it.
+Drewnited hahahaha its a jeraff
hahhahaha
"did he even bring any water?"
"no just a life straw"
@smol bean 😂😂😂 omg this is so under rated
@@phantomwolf2141 cuz its not that funny
@@mr.skeleton4346 well at least it made go nuts back when I first read it
@@phantomwolf2141 how do you know it's underrated? Who rated it? And what was the rating? Maybe it wasn't underrated but not everyone has to comment on every line they find funny....
@@JaredConnell how about clowns can i comment them? I mean I m asking one rn for validation
Is Ethan okay? kind of wierd he wasn't in this video
His sister is getting him back on track, don't worry.
it's really sweet of his caretaker to take over the channel while he's gone
Get rekt Sure is. I admire her strength and perseverance.
I heard him in some parts. Did you see that ATV driving itself though?!
Is Hila talking to herself in most of the video?
I just realized Ethan is someone's weird uncle
Lol
he's an only child. idk about hila but Ethan is an only child
sry I just saw that part
He stated he has a brother in previous videos to include when they lived in Israel and when Ethan's mother read mean comments from the H3 channel.
Ethan has a brother
*You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen*
dead xD
Lunaseur good one fella thanks for the first chuckle I've had on the internet in a while
Lunaseur it's a pretty good meme.
Quick saving...
You are still dressed as a NCR member
Your brother in law seems like the kind of guy to host super bowl parties
😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like Roy from The Office.
Yeah but he live 3 hours away from la but technically it’s still la county
I can't believe his carer let him drive.
It's all just a simulation for him
Jorji it's all a simulation for all of us dude.
Papers?
Please...
When a stale meme gets over 1000 likes...
I swear the invisible Ethan joke was still funny after the tenth time
Tanguy Pittsburgh
Hila: “where are you?”
Ethan: I:3
What do you mean "joke", I never saw him in the video.
"You can go to a party and no one will notice you"... I don't need the outfit for that to happen.
Feels bro.
:(
Hey, there's a scammer posing as you on Steam. urnotjustin recently made a video about him.
Tastyis Cupcake Yeah, that is not me.
Bad day?
According to legend Ethan is still in the desert to this day. It is said that if you stand on the highest hill you can hear the faint noise of a duck call coming from somewhere far in the distance. Hila still searchers for her husband but is close to loosing hope. She may have been close to finding him, possibly even more than once. But no one can see him. The desert has changed him. He is considered extremely deadly. Armed with a filtering straw and a foil blanket, locals still dont dare set foot where Ethan is rumoured to be. Our prayers are with him. And we are all hopeful that one day he will return home. Papa bless.
Splash Bang papa bless
Papa bless 🙏
lmao
Papa Bless this comment made my day
the likes on this comment are criminally low
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a day with Ethan
Meming in the Mojave almost makes you wish for a H3H3 upload.
Steven Delgado " make jewish for a day with ethan"
SniperSurvivor I thought new vegas was safe from filthy casuals like you
There's always that one dude...
SniperSurvivor is a filthy casual.
18:35
Imagine you're alone in the desert, and you see and hear THAT walking towards you in the distance...
Allahu akbar
+Averagejoe
kek
see what, i dont see anything
DrPepper776
another kek
Lawrence of Arabia has nothing on this
It's so nice that Hila has found friends who are able to accept Ethan's disabilities
lmao XD
i thought she pays them
what does she suffer from ?
they are relatives,Hila will never find frnds who will accept this legend
Dude you guys made the invisible Ethan joke like 50 times throughout the video, and it was funny every damn time, how do you manage this
Hila just has flawless delivery
What joke?
its because ethans fat
Wait, Ethan was in this video? are you sure we're watching the same video?
@@magaman49 not sure. I kept hearing his voice thorough the video but didn't see him.
"Mojave Desert" - Gets PTSD flashbacks of getting destroyed by Deathclaws in Fallout: New Vegas.
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I got lost in The Strip or Freeside.
deathclaws are pretty managable at higher levels with a decent gun.
Ptsd of the creation of dat boi
Cazadors*
>mojave desert
>does not get ambushed by giant radscorpions
fake
they cant attack what they cant see
Sneak lvl on 120 point
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
hey shoenice, i dare you to eat a bunch of mentats and see what happens
You become Dr Mobius
Or which one of them loved them
All I could see were floating cameras, glimpses of white socks, and a self driving car. Whatever this Fall 2016 outfit looks like, it must be worth the money.
Jesse Justice wow great moves, nice originality keep it up
You can tell they used a green screen to simulate going to a desert because you can only see their face, but their clothes must have been green lmao smh
hilarious and original
True
Dilo Raptor I hate these f**king invisible comments.
Liam McKernan Lol, didn't check the comment section so I have no clue of how many of these are there. Sorry if I'm adding to the cancer unknowingly xD.
This took me a while to get😂😂
Hila always looks badass in military clothes
Simeon Jackson What time? I don't remember even seeing her in the video???
The Joke
Your head.
I think thats cause she spent a few years in military.
she was part of the Israeli military at one point.
Squashy, isn't serving in the IDF a requirement for all citizens of Israeli 18 or older?
Jeez Ethan. I bet patrolling the Mojave made you almost wish for a nuclear winter...
Just thinking about the dam makes me neRvous.
MrDylanHM I don't think you should be here
Patrolling the Commonwealth is nothing like patrolling the Mojave.
Um I kinda killed that whole place up in the mountains with the super mutants, later realized they were friendly... oops.
you eyeballin' me?
Crazy that hila can afford a self driving vehicle
Right
Porkchop Sandwiches The joke was that Ethan was wearing camo while driving.
Light on the Inside woosh
This is the H3 I like. The new H3 seems fake
Not too crazy I mean she is a CEO
You sure that this isn't some form of Fallout NV with 1 Intelligence run?
Ka
DUDE PERFECT!!! fallout
Fartface Shitlord Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
And with Wild Wasteland perk.
I got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle (JINGLE JANGLE)
When the clickbait titles turn out to be true
Elliot Goldberg lol
ellie i love ur music
Ellie Goldberg lol
Ellie Goldberg l
Ellie Goldberg l
Fallout New Vegas: Ultimate Edition.
I have that, this is true.
Favorite DLC was Fupasome road
Hila looks like an Israeli sabra. she is an admirable woman!
Superblobby Dead Beanies was better.
Superblobby hey bro
I cant believe they took clips of Ethan’s voice just to make it seem like he was in the video at all.
Yeah and sometimes I see wrinkles in the sand weird
If you look closely they actually photoshopped his face into the video too. It's hard to tell but it's there, you gotta look hard.
The title of this video pretty much describes my experience in Fallout New Vegas
looool
same
thegreenfaction departure album is the best
thegreenfaction same
SOME DAYS, SOME NIGHTS
I started to lose it when Ethan was blowing the duck noise maker angrily
same bro same !!!
It's called a duck call
You: Duck call
Me, an intellectual: Duck noise maker
Did you just asume his gender?
Pozitiv did you just say Caitlyn Jenner isn’t a hero dude ??
Fallout 5 leaked gameplay E3 2017
Fallout 5 with all DLC's confirmed
+True GMM Fan Bethesda is the worst thing that happend to Fallout
fallout 5 will not be on the E3 2017, more likely to be on E3 2020 or later
Michal M true, it's not like they revived the fucking series or anything.
Franus Kepa oh my god that way so fucking funny.
I love how h3 doesn't just call it a desert vlog or something. Him and hila's videos are pure genius.
Astro Zone I mean Hila looks pretty savage tho
Ethan*
*patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter*
I was waiting for this comment
*We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that*
spicy meme gamer yes legit I love you for saying that!!!!
spicy meme gamer "when I got this assigned to this position I thought there was going to be more gambling"
*What do you need?*
*Later.*
Why is there floating faces in this video this could actually scare someone.
original...
Kagefisken does it matter bitch
Yes, idiots like you spamming unoriginal and overused jokes makes the comment section a lot worse.NickShafterPlays
spamming. Wow people are commenting on a video who gives a shit
common rider yeet
we all have that one crazy uncle ethan
nope
so, You have like 1 million uncles?
Jakub Rychlik you nerd
Lol I wish
We all need that crazy uncle Ethan
I thought Ethan exploded at 12:19
Young Xenace ksksksjsjsk
LOL
LMAO
Same when I first watched this I got scared
Dont worrrrryyyyy it was only garbanzo beans
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Ave, true to a H3H3
noice m8
Idk man I prefer nuclear summers
Came here just for that.
damn it you beat me to it
Man, their self-driving car is crazy!
Sam Morton The self-driving quadbike too!
I think "fat idiot" should be a series
Or something
It definitely should.
Book report hodgson The whole channel is the series
It is and its called h3h3. ;)
666 LIKES whats going on here ??
ethan barely got any screen time
The title is basically how i played fallout new vegas
LOL
The Lonewolvez same
The Lonewolvez lmao
The Lonewolvez haha
Patroling the mojave makes almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
the woman in the back laughing SO HARD at "blow shit up" was hilarious. oh my god that was great.
I just couldn't help myself.
That was really YOU?! Funniest part of the video. The "sorry" after the laughed killed me.
Jessica Klein-Pickrel
You are a terrible person, holy shit I love you.
i had to rewind it like 6 times, shit was Hella funny
out of curiosity did u just laugh because of what he said?....or just the fact that its ethan lol
Ethan: *I'M GONNA STARVEEEE AHHHHHHH*
leggit 5 secs later
*Whips out 10 lb bag of popcorn*
Ali Bevins YOU NEED CHICKEN TOO
leggit. fuck.
Dude you mean when that bag of popcorn just randomly popped out?
Ali Bevins meeee asssffffff
timestamp?
Did he just say “safety third”
ethan's basically invincible you cant even see him
**scratches head**
He's so invincible
BroseConseco invisible
Ser Adelphel invincible* fucking twig
Almost like me...
The craziest thing about this video is that it was like $5 for a GALLON of gas........
Ph0xie McMemerton
'Murica
thats southern california for ya
+TheRudeDude Nevada
Actually for a US gallon it's about £4 so $5, just about the same.
Ph0xie McMemerton its 2.20 just south of there
Imagine you're playing Fallout New Vegas with the Wild Wasteland perk, and Ethan shows up out of nowhere throwing camo jelly beans at you.
haha I just love Hila's little "Ethan?"s It is so adorable.
It's so nice how Ethan's caregiver let's him play dress up.
Slim Jimmy I know is kinda cute
Slim Jimmy speaking of Ethan, why wasn't he in the video?
You sure? Ethan wasn't even in the video.
You alright Ethan? You look a little Leafy
not bad
Isaiah Mossburg Nah. Ethan has plenty of chins.
The Action Brick
where are they? i don't see them.
Hey that's pretty good!
Ethan_witha_q Q lol
I just watched a 20 minute camo joke from 3 years ago.
And you *loved* it.
Yes
❤7*
"HE'S FKING 31 YEARS OLD! 31 YEARS OLD! 31 YEARS OLD ON THE TINY ATV! 31 YEARS OLD! FKING 31 YEARS OLD! L I T E R A L L Y 31 YEARS OLD! L I T E R A L L Y! ON THE TINY ATV"
Because then he would die ;)
Unscripted
i understood the joke... its literally fucking old
creamgod L I T E R A L L Y
+creamgod you're licherally a leafy fan who is butthurt
daniel shim LITCHURALLY 31 HOOOOOLY SHIT SO OLD HES LITCHERALY 31 AND HES WEARING CAMO LITCHREARLLY RIDING AN ATV
This is definitely me when I'm camping.
yep same
I'm not gonna lie
I'm confused...I hear Ethan's voice, but I hardly ever see him in this video. Why is Hila walking around their house filming their walls while Ethan does a voice over?
How is that car driving itself?
that's the real question
Yeah no I was wondering the same thing..... very weird
Corneliu & Sons Yea don't see anything
Corneliu & Sons I literally was so confused until I realised lmaooo
LifeStraw filters out bacteria not sugar or different salts in pee.
blitz main what?
It STILL sucks.
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.
Acoustic Boi that was a joke.
WHOOOOOOOSH
Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter
how dare you
I appreciate the Liverpool profile pic.
SigurdurLFC I was hoping someone would comment this lol
ynwa bro #team ncr
deleted my comment because you beat me to it ... RIP!
Patrolling the Mojave Desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
you eyeballing me?
Ave. True to Caesar.
Degenerates like you belong on the cross.
Or "profligates".
Halycyon living there makes you want to start one
Why was Ethan not in the video
Riley B the original comment is from 3 months ago
+Nuu b Because comments can by copyrighted, correct?
JawaKiller smh people like you
+Nuu b smh people like you
JawaKiller lmao why are you so mad smh you're so fucking triggered and original
I love how every time Ethan goes missing Hila becomes hopeless and doesn't know what to do.
patrolling the mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
nice refernece
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Ring a ding, Baby!
I knew someone was gonn make this comment
Wow, crazy how everyone decided at the same time that they all don't like H3H3's production quality anymore. I bet you all came to an independent conclusion on that one and weren't influenced by any certain youtubers :~)
;^)
no he just sucks now people have been saying it for months
you're paranoid. it's been going on for months
Which youtubers said this? I think there was a decline in content but that's a necessary compromise when you switch the bulk of the content to what's essentially vlogs
Which TH-camrs are you alluding to? Who trash talked h3h3? (other than leafy)
Wait if that guy was Ethan's brother in law then does that mean that was Hila's husband?
yes
Hilas brother
animeking yes
+Alejandro Salas hahaahhahahahaha
he's sean's husband, dummy. hila is ethan's wife.
It's crazy that Ethan looks hilarious but Hila actually looks really good in that camo outfit.
it's nice that Ethan's carer plays dress up with him
she's not supposed to encourage him
le epic hila carer joek such a troll xd
i'm sorry, are you experiencing a stroke?
SladeBallard nice bait m8 we all know hila isnt really married to ethan because just look at him...so yeah thats ethans care taker
She fucking lost Ethan so many times though, she might need to be sacked
I lost it when he started blowing the duck whistle at the drone
It normally works tho!
I can imagine everyone working hard during the camping and Ethan there in the corner with his foil blanket just goofing around not doing shit
"ethan where did you go" this meme never gets old, in fact it gets funnier each time
Is this the cut content from Lonesome Road?
Fuck you both
Three Tidy Stages
Each birth is as unique as the baby it produces. But the "classic" vaginal childbirth is described by practitioners in three tidy stages:
1. First Stage: Dilation and Effacement of the Cervix
a. early phase
b. active phase
c. transition phase
2. Second Stage: Pushing and Birth
3. Third Stage: Delivery of the Placenta
How long does the whole process last? For first-time mothers, the average is 14 hours, though of course it can be much longer or much shorter. For moms who've given birth before, the average labor and delivery lasts around 8 hours.
First Stage: Dilation and Effacement of the Cervix
A. Early (or Latent) Phase -- cervix dilates from zero to three or four centimeters
This first step in the journey toward childbirth lasts an average of 6 to 10 hours for a first-time mother, but can be much shorter (especially if you've given birth before) or much longer.
What You May Experience:
The beginnings of labor may be subtle or dramatic - and it happens differently in every woman. In some women, the cervix dilates to three centimeters well before any noticeable, real contractions (or labor) begin. Other women can have strong, contractions that don't change her cervical dilation at all. But, in general, the early phase brings some effacement (thinning and softening of the cervix) and dilation to three centimeters over a period of hours or days. Contractions can be mild and somewhat irregular, coming from 5 to 30 minutes apart, lasting 30 to 45 seconds. You might see some pinkish discharge and feel a bit of abdominal discomfort. The "water" may "break" (rupture of membranes) in this early phase, or this may happen later in the first or second stage, either on its own or with help from your practitioner.
What You Can Do:
The early phase of labor is sometimes (lightheartedly) called "the entertainment phase," because it's often helpful to focus your mind on other things so that you can pass the time without worrying about what's coming. As long as contractions are still relatively mild and spaced farther than five or so minutes apart, most women spend the time at home, and maintain close contact with their practitioner. If you're looking for something to do while waiting it out, try quiet, relaxing activities, such as listening to music, playing cards, or watching television. If you feel up to it, a short, leisurely walk would be fine, and might even help speed the labor along.
B. Active Phase -- cervix dilates from four to seven centimeters
This phase is when the serious prep work for childbirth begins, and when most women begin to labor more intensely. It can last an average of three to six hours for first babies, and about half that for subsequent births.
What You May Experience:
During the active phase, contractions usually come steadily, gradually increasing in intensity and frequency, from three to five minutes apart. Pains may be centered in the lower back, abdomen, or thighs, and they may be intense enough to make it hard for you to talk. You might also experience an increased amount of pinkish or brownish discharge, or what's sometimes called a "bloody show."
What You Can Do:
You should empty your bladder, drink fluids, and practice whatever breathing or relaxation techniques you learned during childbirth class. Rely on your labor partner to help and encourage you. Accept that it's normal to be nervous and even a little scared. If your practitioner okays it and the facilities are available, a warm shower may help you relax . If you choose to have an epidural, it's likely to be administered during this phase. (For more on this, see our ultimate guide to labor pain relief).
C. Transition phase -- cervix dilates to eight to ten centimeters
The final phase of the first stage can last 20 minutes to two hours for first babies, and may go quite quickly in subsequent births.
What You May Experience:
Contractions during this phase are usually intense, spaced about one to three minutes apart. Increasing fatigue, shakiness, and nausea are all common in this phase, as your body does the hard work of reaching complete dilation and effacement. You may feel a strong urge to push or bear down, along with pressure in the rectal area and stinging in the vaginal area as the baby's head moves down toward the vaginal opening. But you should NOT push -- wait until your practitioner gives you the go-ahead, which will happen when the cervix is fully dilated.
What You Can Do:
With the help of your labor partner, focus on those breathing and relaxation techniques that seem to be working best for you. If you have a very strong urge to push and it's not time yet to do so, medical staffers should be able to show you breathing techniques that can be helpful for resisting the urge. Don't worry if you feel like you're "losing control" -- it's perfectly normal to feel like you've gone a bit "haywire" in this phase. Remind yourself it won't be long now until you see your baby.
This is the best kind of Fat Man
was about to comment this
Whoa this fucking escalated quickly!
I didn't see Ethan at all in this video, oh well I'm glad his caretaker took footage of the trip.
Crooked cat there was this one part tho where his torso was floating next to some gas prices. And another where Ethan's body was just wandering around the desert without a head.
dont be silly...its his sister
What does Ethan and John Cena have in common
wot
sewer ialluamianaati Lol get triggered
"And then there's dogs here. All that's gonna happen is that they're gonna eat the fucking beans, shit in the car, fucking fart the whole way home because we have to drive with 'em." Must be the best quote ever!
This suit would work perfect with the Peep n Creep
Default Studios it would!
"you might think I'm a tree, but I'm looking at your teets"
Why would you need a peep and creep when nobody can even see you? The peep and creep is for when you don't want people knowing where you're looking but if they can't see you you can look wherever you want anyways.
I started laugh crying when the drone was just hovering over the desert and you just heart unintelligible shouting, the rustle of tinfoil, and duck calls
Fake, he wasn't jumped by a deathclaw
Of course this is fake he is makes all kinds of jokes
Cazadors are a bigger problem
Goddamn Cazadors
Gerald Martin Cazadors, the nightmares.
Cazador is the spanish for Hunter, so it'll be "Cazadores" in plural, not "Cazadors"
it makes me feel so bad when the woman laughed and then she apologized
Actuallyaplasticbag it is
The new Fallout new vegas looks promising
HES LITCHERALLY A 31 YEAR OLD MAN
its a joke
a fucking 31 year old man dude
It flew over his (alti) head lol
Alti ™ leafy reference
you don't get it lel
How nice of Ethan's carer to take him out of the house :)
And let him drive
StuckDucks dude that's messed up, that's his sister your talking about
Ya but Anal?
Idiot.
Mr.smash 69 you're the idiot it's a joke
I think Doc Mitchell missed something when he went around poking in Ethan's head.
okay but the "pizza 200 miles ahead" killed me
And then 199.9😂
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
*... y o u ' r e g o n e*
Carti *your
I beg to differ, David.
***** "*Your" don't get the point of sarcasm.
***** gtfo.
"well im just sayin.. safety- safety third.."
Ethan could survive about 6 months in the desert because he's so Thicc.
Why wasn't Ethan in this video?
Ex Dee
i know rights it was just a camera
ecks dee*
I heard his voice, I was freaked out af.
James Davis unfortunately he is suffering from super AIDS so he was receiving treatment at the time this video was being made
Currently going through a hurricane. My power could go out any minute. This was worth using up my battery over
Over 300 people have died from hurricane Matthew so far, stay safe
hey girl, i will come keep you safe. give me ur full adress. jk stay safe
***** WHAT
Do you live in Florida, hurricane Matthew?
. wtf haven't you evacuated yet?
At first second of the video this line came to my head:"Too much radiation.We'll have to go around"
3...2...1...GO!
60000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town
fallout references
+Wumbo Gaming cod 4, actually.
I am not nice I was referring to the other comments
The funny thing is that Ethan was genuinely surprised that they were going to the desert.
Ya he really thought they were going to the jungle, in the middle of southern California, to ride DIRT bikes.... 🤦♂️
What a scam, this video didn't show Ethan!
I heard him but I never saw him
for a second, i started to question my own sanity.
BrittDawg ARF Arf gtfo
I'm checking myself into a mental hospital I can hear but not see him there's something wrong with me
The new fallout new vegas DLC seems awesome.
Original
bomber lizard Nice job copying the other comment bro.
its the jewish burning man edition
Wow, haven't heard that one before. It's not like anybody else was thinking about that
memesome road
I love how his family kind of just plays along.
"This 1995 Volvo got this shit"
Its so cute how ethans carer lets him think hes invisible
Its so nice to know that nice carers exist for people like him.
Hm, I have a feeling she takes his toys away for too long sometimes; because when he said he was gonna run away and never come back, you could see years of toil welling in those eyes; you could see the face of a hurt man...
caretaker
How much does she make though?
Dan John Umm, she'd be a pretty shit caretaker if she didn't let him play with toys mate, get real dude
Getting ing lost in the Mojave makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter"
Patrolling the mojave desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
he forgot his pipboy
he didn´t even have any caps from the ad-pocolapse for a pip-boy
Couldent make it to the strip
He forgot his peep ‘n creep
But he is using that stealth boy.
fallout new vegas remastered looks great
It's been a long tour, I can think about now is going back home.
When I got this assignment i was hoping there would be more gambling.
Primm has a new sheriff
Where the fuck is Mr House
ave true to caesar
Rewatching all these vids it's been years but that duck whistle part at 18:26 will always have me in tears hahahaha
Yo. Wasn't it weird when the car drove itself and got McDonald's?