10 Tricks from a Former FBI Agent to Become 200% Attractive

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  • @Sale195
    @Sale195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    I help a blind guy across the street
    Guy "thank you!"
    Me "I think you would have done the same thing if you were me"
    Guy "actually no"

    • @laffytaffy6421
      @laffytaffy6421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Llamf 😂😂😂

    • @jaykay8525
      @jaykay8525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😫😂😭😂 I'm wheezing!!

    • @liaLivingTv
      @liaLivingTv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💀💀

    • @anubis4032
      @anubis4032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol 🤣

    • @maricelbon3364
      @maricelbon3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You made my day sasa! Of course cannot do the same thing to you xx

  • @HorrorLe1L
    @HorrorLe1L 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3503

    The FBI agent watching me through my phone camera approves of this 👍🏽

  • @deniecemoore2256
    @deniecemoore2256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    I feel like this video was for robots on how to act more human to gain our trust

    • @TheGregmanPL
      @TheGregmanPL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Mark Zuckerberg likes it.

    • @xMrNe0x
      @xMrNe0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's always nice tipd to know for manipulating people =)

    • @thefloorislava3486
      @thefloorislava3486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @jordanbell4420
      @jordanbell4420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Skynet got Arnold Schwarzenegger to watch this before sending him back to 1991

    • @juliarauscher1880
      @juliarauscher1880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best Comment Award

  • @CherryzB
    @CherryzB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

    How to pretend to be human with human emotions. Noted.

    • @dianasaur2442
      @dianasaur2442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      someone should share this with Mark Zuckerberg

    • @mercury6284
      @mercury6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They figure us out😱

    • @vivelise16
      @vivelise16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      guide for robots

    • @catherinecookson225
      @catherinecookson225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So does that mean FBI agents are psychopaths or are they dealing with psychopaths?

    • @CherryzB
      @CherryzB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@catherinecookson225 As the daughter of a fed.... both....

  • @yasque_musique
    @yasque_musique 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    First step: be good looking

    • @dingdong4826
      @dingdong4826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *everyone has left the chat*

    • @lucreziia100
      @lucreziia100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ​@@dingdong4826This is so true - the better looking a person is, especially a woman, the better things will go for her. People will respond more positively to you if you are attractive looking. So don't believe this guff I'm hearing women say that being beautiful is a disadvantage! Women don't spend millions on beauty treatments, diets and plastic surgery for no reason. Consider yourself blessed if you are gifted with natural good looks!

    • @lynnsouth5174
      @lynnsouth5174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @shiningstar2559
      @shiningstar2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well not exactly, people that are attractive sometimes might not have friends due to being too intimidating for other people.

    • @urbn-code
      @urbn-code 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shiningstar2559 that's true too

  • @simcard027
    @simcard027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    "Here's your coffee"
    "Thank you"
    "I think you would have done the same thing if you were me"

    • @nurdanjotham896
      @nurdanjotham896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      simo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @genewilliams617
      @genewilliams617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Glad to be of service.

    • @hezsurnarcissus1460
      @hezsurnarcissus1460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      This would actually be fun to mis-use. Imagine all the confused looks you'd get as people tried to process what you said.

    • @cherylconway8169
      @cherylconway8169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious!

  • @jeffantonioyeo7599
    @jeffantonioyeo7599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    "Avoid narrow eyes..."
    *me as an asian thinking awkwardly what to do

    • @harmony331000
      @harmony331000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol 😆

    • @cracked1006
      @cracked1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My eyes are that shape too and my friends always think im tired or upset

    • @达努佳
      @达努佳 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      harmony331000 Indians are asians too Indians have large eyes.

    • @jiminessmolhands389
      @jiminessmolhands389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeff Yeo I’m not Asian too but people seem shocked when I tell them not Korean. I really look like one, I guess. But hey I LOVE K-pop, so what am I complaining about ?

    • @cyclonedes4417
      @cyclonedes4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeff Yeo Asian eyes are cute 😍

  • @MrAlipatik
    @MrAlipatik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    Useful tricks to identify FBI agents

  • @yaelwebber900
    @yaelwebber900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Maybe don’t call the people you’re communicating with opponents

  • @thisisacrappyusername892
    @thisisacrappyusername892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Me: hands in homework
    Teacher: Thank you
    Me: I think you would have done the same thing if you were me
    Teacher: ...👁👄👁

    • @happyyeselita3890
      @happyyeselita3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bahaha😂👍

    • @gmcahmed
      @gmcahmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whatt . 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅

    • @fanniskultety9655
      @fanniskultety9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The start of a beautiful friendship

    • @user-vd5ii4eo7u
      @user-vd5ii4eo7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear I'm going to use this as my personal inside joke and laugh alot lol

    • @epicgamerz5653
      @epicgamerz5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was hilarious i was laughing for 5 mins

  • @jess_bounce
    @jess_bounce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I thought some of this might help in an interview setting. But if I’m moving my eyebrows all crazy, tilting my head, making mistakes, whispering, and asking for some of their food, I don’t think I’m gonna get the job.

  • @jackiefreeborn2563
    @jackiefreeborn2563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    “How to Make Friends for Sociopaths. “

    • @MajinSayon
      @MajinSayon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Jackie Freeborn, or "How to appear like a friendly human" for psychopaths.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I need those tips, how else am I to claim a "friend" for 4-8 hours at a time in a group setting?

    • @Mariadgv
      @Mariadgv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      “Opponent”😂

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jackie Freeborn yuh

    • @zorro727
      @zorro727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

  • @uncnem
    @uncnem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Summary:
    10) Bend your head to the side as a sign of trust. Don't roll your eyes with your head back.
    9) Raise your eyebrows
    8) Smile with a real smile
    7) Don't say you're welcome (I prefer no worries). Ask people for small favors like advice
    6) Whisper and lean slightly forward
    5) Let people compliment themselves
    4) Make mistakes (deliberate). But don't go too far
    3) Share plates when appropriate
    2) Watch the lips. Don't touch your own.
    1) Recall movies if things aren't going well.
    Additional: Nod slightly and emotional gestures, be sincere, demonstrate coldness (sometimes), show similarities,
    Aspects of relationships: Proximity (slightly violate personal space occasionally), frequency (more interactions are better), duration (alter amounts), intensity (satisfy the needs of another through verbal or non verbal communication)

    • @ohdear2275
      @ohdear2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      uncnem Thanks!

    • @Sunny-ri4yo
      @Sunny-ri4yo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you

    • @hezmora
      @hezmora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, someone took notes!

    • @K8TIY
      @K8TIY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank youu

    • @NK-ek8gp
      @NK-ek8gp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you! My husband is watching the weather and I didn't want to bother him by playing this out loud...thank you for the summary 😊

  • @ariekanibalie
    @ariekanibalie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    Next week, CIA mind control techniques to get your opponent to do your bidding

    • @jdlech
      @jdlech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I apparently involves LSD and repeated vomiting.

    • @krissykazele
      @krissykazele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eeeeexcellent( fingertips tapping) 😂

    • @thesocialintrovertchronicles
      @thesocialintrovertchronicles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arno Theadorno 😂😂😂😂😂😂💦

    • @t.m.squirrel3602
      @t.m.squirrel3602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MK ultra Version 3.0

    • @sadigreen2113
      @sadigreen2113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or just keep some scopoline handy

  • @RobespierreChelsea
    @RobespierreChelsea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    *Man buys girl a drink*
    Woman: "Thanks."
    Man: "I'm sure you would do the same thing for me."
    *Woman loses interest*

    • @happyyeselita3890
      @happyyeselita3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha 😂👍😁

    • @humairimam
      @humairimam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @cindyphan3565
      @cindyphan3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's true :)

    • @Alexis_005
      @Alexis_005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Guy invited me out for coffee, he didn’t order coffee, i did (i paid for it). He then proceeds to ask me for a sip of mine. Lost interest immediately

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sophia hahaha as you should, who asks for a sip of a stranger coffee 😭

  • @ItsmeDAVIDW
    @ItsmeDAVIDW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Me: you're cute
    Her: thanks
    Me: I think you would of done the same thing if you were me
    Her: sure....

    • @merrygreeanl.barete5292
      @merrygreeanl.barete5292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trollfacetv *continuation*
      Her: (in her mind: Ummm.. No I wouldn't)😂😅

    • @njoromolo
      @njoromolo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think you would have done the same thing if you were me.

    • @juliantreidiii
      @juliantreidiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @vj8711
      @vj8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lololol

    • @green_eye_gossip
      @green_eye_gossip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

  • @coldwelthsimms5958
    @coldwelthsimms5958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I thought she was gonna give us like hair tips or whatever but instead she teaching us how to be manipulators and politicians 😂😂😂😂

    • @tokyomilmil
      @tokyomilmil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Looking for hair tips from FBI agent?!?

  • @iunnor
    @iunnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Ima go on a date and forget 200% of these tips.

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      iunnor
      Just remember the leaning in one, the whisper one, and the eyebrow thing. Show genuine interest (not really a tip, more like a personality trait).
      And later on, looking at their lips sometimes will create a spark. Just these and you’re good to go :)

    • @FallnAngL-dg7gx
      @FallnAngL-dg7gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *laughs*! Just be yourself. Because if it works? At some point you'll hafta be, anyway;) XO

  • @rebeccajackson5854
    @rebeccajackson5854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    These all come naturally when you're a kind and genuine person. X

  • @airikproductions
    @airikproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    *Gives customer food*: "thank you" me: "I know you would do the same thing for me!"

    • @AnabethalightASMR
      @AnabethalightASMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Erik JoHANDSOME Lolol I was thinking the same thing! 😆🤣😂😆 yeahhh...I’m not going to be doing that at work when I seat people at the restaurant.

    • @ivoryandgold88
      @ivoryandgold88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe "My pleasure" would be a better response in that particular situation. 🤷

    • @cyndigooch1162
      @cyndigooch1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erik Johanson That's hilarious and the customers would think that staff members were a bit weird if that happened. 🤣

  • @jones9309
    @jones9309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3771

    Customer : "Thank you."
    Worker : "I think you would have done the same thing if you were me." 😉
    Customer : "I actually wouldn't."
    Worker : "Then you wouldn't have a job." 😀

    • @Opbrahhhhz
      @Opbrahhhhz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      customer: Exactly

    • @jassie.mariee
      @jassie.mariee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Just say no worries or something, idk

    • @jazmynefuentes4243
      @jazmynefuentes4243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It made me so mad when they said that in the video.

    • @guts4brekfest
      @guts4brekfest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best comment lol

    • @nerdonword561
      @nerdonword561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Exactly. You don't say this in customer service. It'd be weird.

  • @crediblemusic
    @crediblemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    So everyone you meet in life is an opponent, thanks for the reminder FBI agent.

  • @singinginthedark2786
    @singinginthedark2786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    how to manipulate people in to liking you, for those who cant make friends.

    • @singinginthedark2786
      @singinginthedark2786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you have to manipulate others into being around you, then they will never really like you. you should just be yourself and find others that enjoy your company, instead of pretending to be something you are not to have people around you that are not really your friend.

    • @GumpyWolf
      @GumpyWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For sociopaths

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SingingintheDark: But lots of people just end up with no friends that way. And changing a few small gestures may not be that much in terms of compromising your "true self", its rather petty. But I still think you should be yourself for the most part, and especially in the things that are important to you

    • @user-xq1yv1rq2m
      @user-xq1yv1rq2m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is true, I’ve gotten plenty of people to like me after realizing I do a lot of these tricks subconsciously but you never end up making a solid group of friends, just acquaintances using you to gas up their ego

    • @ihatedaisies
      @ihatedaisies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      - yes exactly

  • @Gh0st662
    @Gh0st662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My dog taught me that tilting your head shows confusion and now I can't see anything else.

  • @vivianeb90
    @vivianeb90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Instead of pretending to be interested you could also just genuinely be interested.

    • @gabrielguzman6018
      @gabrielguzman6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do you be genuinely interested?

    • @centralintelligenceagency9003
      @centralintelligenceagency9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just be genuinely interested in nuclear reactor maintenance schedules if it's that easy, then.

  • @user-uj6sc7ls9y
    @user-uj6sc7ls9y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I honestly thought "Mirroring body language" would be number one. But it wasn't mentioned at all!

    • @heavnxbound
      @heavnxbound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R I know, right?

    • @fernandofernandez8723
      @fernandofernandez8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s pretty basic though and most people know about it, I guess that’s why they didn’t lost it. Also mirroring body language can backfire as it also shows that you are *very* interested in a person.

    • @ruchikasaraf9574
      @ruchikasaraf9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes true

    • @palacinkasmarmeladou
      @palacinkasmarmeladou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah and smiling and laughing at other people's jokes...

    • @MistakenMystery
      @MistakenMystery 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not always the case. If someone is shy and avoiding eye contact and slouching their body and I mimic that, it usually will only make things more awkward and strange. Someone in the conversation needs to show confidence and project it. Not to show dominance but to show they are interested and respect the others perspective and emotion in that moment.

  • @hadleyd387
    @hadleyd387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What does being an FBI agent have anything to do with attractiveness?

    • @kristamadden9546
      @kristamadden9546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dana skully.

    • @taniaadams392
      @taniaadams392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kitty Cat to be able to quickly develop friendships to get information and spy on people also to develop a relationship to ease people confess!

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They are trained heavily to understand body language, some of which would be positive or considered ‘attractive,’ and some of which negative and considered ‘unattractive.’

    • @TukaSlave
      @TukaSlave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I suppose the kinds of people attracted to the idea of a career in the FBI have no social skills whatsoever.

  • @hyenaman007
    @hyenaman007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    Twerk in front of them so that they feel comfortable

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL!!

    • @reyz7923
      @reyz7923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good one

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hahaha, you win the internet today!

    • @relax-hypnoticrhythm2187
      @relax-hypnoticrhythm2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I make people feel comfortable by making continuous eye contact without facial expressions

  • @pinkfreud62
    @pinkfreud62 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm gonna go into work tonight, head tilted, eyebrows wiggling and whispering. I can see the men in white coats coming now! lol

    • @user-vd5ii4eo7u
      @user-vd5ii4eo7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real! Or someone might think you're a zombie and double tap you lol

  • @SelfMadeMillennial
    @SelfMadeMillennial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Asking people for small favors is such a great way to quickly bond. They feel helpful and also psychologically they rationalize, “If I took the time to help them, I must like this person.”

  • @monkeyspank3005
    @monkeyspank3005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Opponent? I'll just challenge them to a d-d-d-duel.

  • @rola3045
    @rola3045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Boy: you’re pretty
    Me: thanks
    Boy: I think you would have done the same thing if you were me
    Me:....

  • @snowconesolid
    @snowconesolid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3076

    I will be the most attractive once I finish off all my opponents! Who's next huh!?! Who wants some of this attractiveness!?!

    • @dorotheimadly8713
      @dorotheimadly8713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Samer Khatib hahhaa had a good laugh at this

    • @imsomebody3642
      @imsomebody3642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @amercedez9919
      @amercedez9919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha 😂😭

    • @skeetorkiftwon
      @skeetorkiftwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Samer Khatib
      You had me at, "Round One, Fight!"

    • @adama5929
      @adama5929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hmm. Well, if everyone else is dead then you are, by default, the most attractive. The reasoning works out.

  • @mattb7845
    @mattb7845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    If all else fails try waterboarding

  • @mmstrawberries3743
    @mmstrawberries3743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *everyone you're perfect just the way you are*

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I followed all these rules and a bunch of female FBI agents started following me around and giving me their numbers.
    Are you sure this information isnt specific to FBI agents?

    • @heavnxbound
      @heavnxbound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, that happened to you too?

    • @kumariprativa1632
      @kumariprativa1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That happened with y'all too?

  • @Top4o100
    @Top4o100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    On the next show !!! Tips from an Astronaut how to make your mustache look more appealing to woman ! ......

  • @libraryoflilylol199
    @libraryoflilylol199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Copying gestures and expressions and using the same common phrases as the other person helps with bonding as well. In addition to that, if you sometimes walk together, try to match your footsteps to theirs so that you're both taking steps with the same foot at the same time (but do it without being obvious). Both of those things will cause you and them to bond more than usual.

  • @froufroudeluxe
    @froufroudeluxe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    So this is a tutorial on manipulation

    • @adamthompson7637
      @adamthompson7637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Froufrou Deluxe EXACTLY

    • @mercury6284
      @mercury6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right up my ally

    • @johnremley6931
      @johnremley6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We manipulate all the time, we just don't realize that were doing it. Better to manipulate to control your life as long as you can create a win win situation.

    • @TukaSlave
      @TukaSlave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnremley6931 Nobody wins in a win-win. There is no greater thrill than lecturing your enemy's severed head as you hold it aloft in your hand (or so I'm told, no personal experience here!).

    • @johnremley6931
      @johnremley6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TukaSlave lol

  • @EmeraldZora98
    @EmeraldZora98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *hands customer what they ordered*
    Customer- “Thank you”
    Worker (me) “i think you would have done the same thing if you were me.”
    Customer- “.....what?” 😂

    • @gmcahmed
      @gmcahmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅

  • @jessi2077
    @jessi2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    What the heck do FBI agents know about being attractive

    • @ramonfrancois9306
      @ramonfrancois9306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Jessica Being a undercover FBI agent to get some extra information by being extra attractive

    • @harsitpratap835
      @harsitpratap835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      BECAUSE THEY WATCH YOU THROUH YOUR WEBCAM.

    • @munecabonbon
      @munecabonbon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's why she keeps saying opponent lol

    • @Deepakkumar-li9ob
      @Deepakkumar-li9ob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jessica because they are also humans

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      deepak kumar that's debatable...

  • @decades143
    @decades143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    'You would have done the same!' Sounds like you're expecting your opponent to return the favour in future

  • @NaiKzOfficial
    @NaiKzOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Anyone else -200% Attractive?

    • @inspectorconscious2388
      @inspectorconscious2388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amazing Sports Clips aha NO!! Okay, maybe be, alright fine yes, jesus Christ squeeze it out of me why don't you.

    • @eddiecarter8134
      @eddiecarter8134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks to this video I’m now 0% attractive.

    • @johnbatty3535
      @johnbatty3535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes me!, I feel so pretty now 😂.

    • @bantamdude
      @bantamdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so attractive, It will melt your eyeballs.

  • @zingiberaceae
    @zingiberaceae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    - "Hey, could you pass the milk?"
    "Sure"
    - "Thanks"
    "I think you would have done the same thing if you were me!"
    - "..."

    • @kryokin9771
      @kryokin9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly! Like, what is that even supposed to mean! It sounds rather self-centered. I can't picture any situation in which that line wouldn't be a turn-off. :/

    • @zingiberaceae
      @zingiberaceae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emily Lamb I know right? Thanks for putting it in words, btw :D

  • @pennyfrompapaspizzeria580
    @pennyfrompapaspizzeria580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Instead of “you would have don’t the same for me” say “happy to help” it makes you seem more approachable and they will remember your willingness to help them :)

  • @screamengine
    @screamengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Wanna get down?" saves a load of time. It's like dynamite fishing.

  • @bernardpopp541
    @bernardpopp541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Better title 4 this:
    How To Become Practiced At the Art of Manipulation & Deception.

    • @malikgeorgiev1277
      @malikgeorgiev1277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bernard Popp these skills are also built up from experience over time and its unconscious so you dont realise your doing it(not saying you do) but if you consider yourself a 'good talker' then whether you like if or not your manipulating the people you talk to in an unconscious way

  • @Quinngermin
    @Quinngermin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a fellow robot, this tutorial was very helpful and productive. Thank you. *raises eyebrows*

    • @queenb2663
      @queenb2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Video: I think you’d have done the same thing if you were me

  • @RByrne
    @RByrne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I couldn't figure out if my date was my interlocutor, companion or my opponent. So i yelled a compliment at her and demanded a response. Didnt go over well. Thanks FBI.

    • @TukaSlave
      @TukaSlave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always opponent...

    • @NormyTres
      @NormyTres 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha!

  • @eddiem2981
    @eddiem2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "So do you have any charming tricks of your own?"
    Why do you think I'm watching this?

  • @josefinebliss2801
    @josefinebliss2801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm sure psychopaths must've been really thankful for this video.

  • @inthesecretplace-theholine7788
    @inthesecretplace-theholine7788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I personally think the ‘Wrinkled Nose’ is kind of cute. 😍

  • @ItsJenniBear
    @ItsJenniBear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    me: gives customer their change
    them: “thank you”
    me: “I think you would have done the same thing if you were me”

  • @madisoned
    @madisoned 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I cannot smize to save my life. When I try to smile with my eyes, my mouth would also smile

  • @queenbeyonce1538
    @queenbeyonce1538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I mastered the smieyes from Tyra Banks lol

    • @xtopherokenz8403
      @xtopherokenz8403 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beyonce k or Beyonce nee Beyonce no get time to dey watch this kind thing.

    • @queenbeyonce1538
      @queenbeyonce1538 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Roscoe what?

    • @clairew4829
      @clairew4829 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen Beyoncé yes

    • @pla5730
      @pla5730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SMIZZZE! yup

    • @caylatesner5739
      @caylatesner5739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      .... smize.

  • @kear
    @kear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    How to be fake by an FBI agent

    • @peacockblue8407
      @peacockblue8407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      & don't forget to "bend your head". sorry, but i can only TILT or turn my head; it doesn't bend.

  • @miguelespinal2889
    @miguelespinal2889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cool now the FBI can listen to my phone calls and give me dating advice, yess!!

  • @crownchakra5643
    @crownchakra5643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recommend working in sales and marketing as your first job out of high school. I learned MOST of these same tips in the office years before this video was published.

  • @donaldmao6817
    @donaldmao6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Being relatable and accepting are also ways to charm your “opponent” lol

  • @adoringfan1226
    @adoringfan1226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Violate her personal space", got it

    • @myineragony7001
      @myineragony7001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BigJB 21 😂😂😂

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BigJB 21 that was hilarious thank you especially with the expression on your face!

    • @hezmora
      @hezmora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @redactedcakebread1600
    @redactedcakebread1600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    But what do you use on people like me, who hate unnecessary chitchat, compliments, violation of personal space, strangers, and long conversations?

    • @dankiepoo5673
      @dankiepoo5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a person who wants to win you over would never start with those things. instead, they'd get themselves introduced to you through a family member or friend who is more susceptible to influence. (see Patricia Highsmith's novel The Talented Mr. Ripley.) that family member or friend would, after trusting the person, tell them about your actual weaknesses, which they can exploit.

    • @hezmora
      @hezmora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm the same way. This stuff doesn't work on me. I'm like "get away from me" to people who act this way.

    • @blessyaheart
      @blessyaheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A bugging device😉

  • @koenstravels282
    @koenstravels282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    I'm already 500% attractive ;) Who else?!

    • @DeathStriker187
      @DeathStriker187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Koen's Travels I'm -500%, Does that count?

    • @koenstravels282
      @koenstravels282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nooo don't think that way about yourself :D

    • @koenstravels282
      @koenstravels282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everyone is beautiful :D

    • @irinapampareu5576
      @irinapampareu5576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999666666666666969999999999999999999 percent attractive 🔥🔥🔥

    • @rastajonodolerk8137
      @rastajonodolerk8137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm 1000% attractive

  • @KinToNatTuner
    @KinToNatTuner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    How could you ever enjoy yourself with a person if you have to remember all of this bullcrap?! I'm just good being myself thank you.

    • @CHAJIHAD25
      @CHAJIHAD25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like to think you would have done the same for me..?

    • @yohlahGo
      @yohlahGo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CHAJIHAD25 LOL

  • @LivingOver60
    @LivingOver60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I say you’re welcome all the time to rude people who don’t thank me. I love it and it wakes them up!

  • @justiceeea7040
    @justiceeea7040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Random guy: *sneezes*
    Me: bless u
    Random guy: thank you
    Me: well buddy, I'd think you'd do the same thing for me

  • @lilyvee789
    @lilyvee789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm glad my dog trusts me cuz he bends his head slightly.... I'm so happy!! Lol

  • @reembader6490
    @reembader6490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your Beauty comes from your heart ❤️. I hope everyone has a great day.

  • @Luckyy227
    @Luckyy227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This advice goes both ways, I think the best attractive thing is being yourself without this overboard control

  • @kL-vs6wz
    @kL-vs6wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for this, I needed my opponent to not think I'm a threat. Lol

  • @leshiy2043
    @leshiy2043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is for the fbi man who watches me.
    thanks for keeping me safe dude
    now i want to help you

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      'If you were me, you would have done the same to me.'

  • @atmorgan7628
    @atmorgan7628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm already 300% more attractive to people. Is there a way to slow the attraction process down, or pause it? I don't want to hit 500% more attractive, cause then it wouldn't be fair to everyone else. SOMEONE CALL THE FBI, I NEED HELP, I'M OVER ATTRACTING!!!!! FEND FOR YOURSELVES!

    • @jaykay8525
      @jaykay8525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A T Morgan I challenge your attractiveness to a duel my dear "opponent". 😉

  • @siemadsen6052
    @siemadsen6052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Number 5, I already do it, when I think pll get bored of me I get them to talk about themself, it works, the get so happy everytime😂

  • @Iamafanofthings50
    @Iamafanofthings50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it a major turn off when I thank someone for something and they brush off my thankfulness by explaining it away or saying „Oh, it was nothing.“ Now I‘m feeling subconsciously like I’ve offended them for saying thanks. „You‘re welcome“ always stands out to me and sounds strong yet still humble.

  • @pts5217
    @pts5217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What’s the connection between working for the FBI and being an expert on attraction?

  • @What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man
    @What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    All of these advice is wrong!! There is only one way to deal with an opponent and that is with a "Scorpion Kick to the Balls"

    • @sophmoney7665
      @sophmoney7665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @partyart7888
      @partyart7888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god YES

    • @taniaadams392
      @taniaadams392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a piece of work is a man 🤣🤣 Can a scorpion kick? I love your user ID!

  • @kickitlikekirra
    @kickitlikekirra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How to be 200% more attractive to a potential partner: Insist on calling them your opponent.
    Thanks, Bright Side 👍🏽
    Bright Side: I think you would have done the same thing if you were me.

  • @Mikrozell
    @Mikrozell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    what do I have to do if I want to become 250% more attractive?

    • @dankiepoo5673
      @dankiepoo5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      instead of following just 10 of these tips, you need to follow 12.5 tips

    • @psychicviking
      @psychicviking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tell women you know how to cook and enjoy cleaning.

  • @Shane-bx4xn
    @Shane-bx4xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how they refer the person you're talking to as "opponents"

  • @subtleartofdisappointment5867
    @subtleartofdisappointment5867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know if people will get what I mean, but I have anxiety, however, I am very confident. I find that when u show signs of both, people start to take an interest in you as someone who is different. Even if you aren't naturally anxious, doing things like purposefully taking a deeper than normal or shaky breath before you start moving onto a topic more personal than small talk, people become increasingly charmed by your nerves, but when you say what you want to say with confidence and willingness to listen to another opinion, they become almost enticed by your open and accepting nature. As well as your jittery yet strong confidence.

  • @TrackedHiker
    @TrackedHiker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Be careful with the "making mistakes" one, especially the "being hesitant" part. These can communicate low social status-which definitely could make people like you more as you slot into their social network lower than them. What shows high social status is making a mistake and then having it not bother you. I'd avoid the hesitance entirely.

  • @isabellaz.s.6614
    @isabellaz.s.6614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To become attractive on a date(according to this guide) steps 1 and 2: have your head tilted constantly, and have your eyebrows raised and/or just randomly wiggle them. This way, you will look so attractive no one will be able to take their eyes off of you. Oh and don’t forget to always whisper when you say something to them.

    • @myplaywithwords
      @myplaywithwords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While imagining this, I think I'll end up laughing at my date all the time.

    • @marycoyne7395
      @marycoyne7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myplaywithwords I think I'd be making an excuse to leave within 5 minutes

    • @centralintelligenceagency9003
      @centralintelligenceagency9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instead, just thousand yard stare at them. Much better.

  • @danielstockel699
    @danielstockel699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Remind me again why I’m subbed to this channel? “200% Attractive”

  • @kameha_pandamusic9284
    @kameha_pandamusic9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: "I need a girlfriend! anyway the FBI can help?"
    FBI: "of course we"ll teach you how to engage in physiological warfare with women and have you win these brain wars everytime!"
    Me: ◉_◉...........ok then.........

  • @catsadilla324
    @catsadilla324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You dab, bro?"
    "yeah, bro."
    **now best friends**

  • @ryn3575
    @ryn3575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    ugh what is the FBI agent assigned to me suggesting by recommending this to me

  • @debatingaftershock6816
    @debatingaftershock6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The “opponent”
    Lol

  • @kaseyvogl464
    @kaseyvogl464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Opponent” u mean crush

  • @sammywinchester7788
    @sammywinchester7788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thumbnail! Lol! I guess having a lazy eye is more attractive than a full blown smile. 😆

  • @eczemiclinkaye9088
    @eczemiclinkaye9088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Your opponent” that’s what I feel! This is why I have no friends.

  • @jasminekopa6040
    @jasminekopa6040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: using these tricks
    You: did you get this from bright side?
    Me: 😏

  • @scheve1994
    @scheve1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Inter-low-cuter"

  • @1992Lachlan
    @1992Lachlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    How about the FBI stick to their own jobs

    • @themerchantofpueblo
      @themerchantofpueblo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree do you see me giving advice about dating twi leks ?

    • @xuploads
      @xuploads 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      working undercover and earning trust/lust with people in criminal organizations is part of their job

    • @themerchantofpueblo
      @themerchantofpueblo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      X man I would love to work undercover in jabbas palace and earn the twi lek dancers trust

    • @1992Lachlan
      @1992Lachlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      X I know you've got a point, I just think there's a difference between earning trust, and "becoming 200% more attractive". Totally see your point though

    • @1992Lachlan
      @1992Lachlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One things for sure; this conversation was never about twi leks

  • @the1stlegolegion818
    @the1stlegolegion818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Girls, lemme help you get the guy you want. If the guy you want is kind of childish and high energy like I am and they're telling a story with very high energy then when they get to an interesting point or a turning point, raise your eyebrows, slightly tilt your head to the side and open your mouth then do a genuine, nice smile and be attentive, the girl behind me in Spanish class does it and it makes me feel warm inside everytime and I always smile

  • @GaryTuttle
    @GaryTuttle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video could also be titled "The sociopaths guide to pretending you are not emotionally disabled", although it can also be a useful tool to help us re-connect with some of the social skills that our currently socipathic society beats out of us....AND it can also help us to recognize when a predator is trying to play us.

  • @youflatscreentube
    @youflatscreentube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    All of these 'tricks' to convince someone that you care...maybe #11 should be: actually take a genuine interest in the person. I know, crazy idea.

    • @dankiepoo5673
      @dankiepoo5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes, that would be a crazy idea, since the book was based on techniques for manipulation, not genuine relationship-seeking advice lul

    • @sophmoney7665
      @sophmoney7665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that sounds far-fetched.

  • @gertruden8447
    @gertruden8447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've noticed I have more pleasant interactions with others when I spend more time on my appearance. Hygiene and well-dressed attire can go a long way!

  • @TheShahrum1985
    @TheShahrum1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    There's a short cut to all this.
    Become rich

    • @cherylmorris2880
      @cherylmorris2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wish that was a solution.

    • @englishtea3191
      @englishtea3191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think Donald Trump is very attractive.

    • @hezmora
      @hezmora 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @jaykay8525
      @jaykay8525 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      English Tea isn't he orange though?

  • @everwintergreen
    @everwintergreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I try to listen (truly), and be sincere & kind. When my heart feels moved for a person, I usually touch them kindly in some way. (If it's a hug, I'll ask first if I can give them one.)
    That's it.
    I try to be artifice-free.

  • @princeofsubliminal5312
    @princeofsubliminal5312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    These tips were really helpful and special

  • @xianchen1935
    @xianchen1935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm sure you would have done the same thing for me"
    The pressuuuuure