@@coomslayer6996 Exactly, and just like the late and great George Carlin (rest in peace) said, "The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you are emotionally detached from it. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don't belong; it doesn't include me, and it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group." Watching these people tear holes into their own lives in indeed amusing.
@@kennythompson6100 While the tiktokers are busy taking themselves out of the gene pool with their vasectomies, you'll be busy raising sane kids. Good work, brother.
The NyQuil chicken started off as a joke, but of course other TikTokers turned into a “trend” that can damage your health just by inhaling too many fumes. Good riddance…
Yeah I don't know how people don't realize this. He says "4 3rds" and is using a flat iron as tongs to flip the chicken and it's super raw at the end. Like come on people.
@@TheWatchernator I'm American, and my parents gave me money to buy GPK cards ALL THE TIME! They were only twenty-five cents per pack, and I still have much of my old collection. They're now worth much more. I would even draw my own designs, because when I was a kid, we actually used to draw pictures and read books to pass the time. Also, ride our bicycles, play sports and NES games, and watch professional wrestling and hyper-violent R-rated movies, like "Robocop!" 😁 I'm very grateful for all these things, and whenever I think back on my time as a kid, I feel both profound happiness and sadness in equal doses. Time doesn't stop chugging along, but I sure wish it would, because where the world's going at this point can only be bad.
I think it was hysterical Boomer parents losing their minds about harmless crap like Garbage Pail Kids and Dungeons & Dragons which caused a large number of Gen X and Millennial kids to simply tune them and their idiotic moral panics out. A mother ranting to her son that GPK cards are "communistic" will only make the kid think that communism isn't actually that bad of a thing.
Imagine that your ancestors like 500 years ago were barely making it by with hard work and suffering. Always ready to defend his family and village from intruders. Survival was vital. To continue the blood line to eventually end up here with their people with absolutely nothing to do but act completely idiotic with no self respect. All for attention on a media platform with fake friends. And just snap pictures of yourself 24/7.
Xi Jinping be like: Should we ask our nuclear scientist to make more power atomic bomb to counter America. Software Developer be like: Hold up Mr Xi ,just a new trend on our app and those idiots will screw themselves....! ;(
@@kingsiegfried8568 I can say my french fellows have a good tendency of following the US model even for the stupidiest shit, so, I totally agree. Any civilization too advanced and too bored because the lack of work transform into that shit.
@a-lexanderluthor1334 Religion isn't the answer either, otherwise we would be primitive warmongering tribes offing each other due to not believing in the "correct" god.
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't skip this section this time. Will continue to watch ads as long as they're running on this channel (advertisers, this is directed at you, this man deserves the support, thank you)
Back in the 90's, I was surprised to find that sunflower seeds actually had a warning on them to not eat the shells. I thought to myself, how many people ate the shells to warrant a disclaimer? Lol! Damn, it feels good to be a Thinker!
Warning labels are a fairly new thing. 20 years ago they weren't on everything you see around you. I remember things like "hot do not touch" on exhausts or "do not drink battery acid" on car battery for the first time around 2000. But yeah,we should remove them from everything,let nature sort itself out
It was mostly for our litigious society, after the McD's hot coffee scam. Now it probably still is founded in that but there are some genuinely stupid MF'ers out there. Tide pods, Gorilla glued hair, milk crate challenge, Nyquil chicken, it doesn't end, just gets worse.
Really I've gotten really stoned from getting grape juice with vitamin c not soda never sada you can still taste it then get a bottle of cough syrup pouring it in and shaking even after a 2 day insomnia beer binge although the dirreah sux put on some trippy atmospheric tunes smoke bongs
And then you be seeing your reflection of yourself in a alternative universe well closed high hallucinations and the geometric shapes oh the other time when I kept dreaming still away in bed and catching radio signals it was like the first time I had sex and I heard ghosts whisper's in my ears the ancestors knew
@@egoygoy7542 social media is corrupt and forged as well. Why would we need social media and he doesn't mean simple texting so you can still be in contact with others
Mainstream media didnt always used to be this corrupt and working in conjuction with government. Fix the root problem and put the right people in places and it would be fine, the problem is this is on a global scale at this point
All those parents from 80s/90s who were talking about how dangerous society was getting for their kids, sure did sound crazy, but maybe they were on to something.
same for parents in the 40s, and probably before as well. But things took off with the rise of 'stars' and entertainment in media. Look up Yuri Bezmenov's talks from the 80s. That's what's up these days... it's not Russia alone anymore though
Hi Joey! New Subscriber from England. So glad I found your platform. I'm 56, with 5 adult children. When my son was in his second year of University, they had a power cut for 2 hours. Him and his friends learnt more about each other in 2 hours, than the previous 2 years. Love your show, keep up the good work.
The NyQuil guy was originally satire but then the news thought it was serious and made it blow up and then a bunch of people started doing it for real.
Damm man your channel has restored my hope in humanity and has given me hope that not all humans are mindless zombies who follow stupid trends to look cool and for "clout". I remember when I was in 7th grade and alot of kids were getting cell phones and texting was a big thing , and they would be soo distracted while texting or looking at their phone that they completely ignored you when you talked to them , almost as if they couldn't hear you at all and even at this young age I remember saying to myself "oh no, nothing good is going to come from this" and then Facebook became a thing and holy shit ; people really became zombies and that social media site became their entire lives and narcissistic behaviors came out big time..now with TikTok people are completely brain dead..
Lmao did he really. I thought he said 3/4 lol I'ma have listen to that again. He clearly meant as a joke. But should've known idiots would do it anyways. People just aint go no sense smh
Everyone needs you in their life Joey… I doubt you will bring any sense into the minds of the guys you show in your videos…as they clearly never had none. However its core chuckling entertainment, breaking it down with just a few words of truth you have me laughing so much..love it xx
One of the most painful things is that most of these "challenges" are harmful and can kill. There are news and reports of the harms caused but people still go ahead and do them!! Like, tf???
A REALLY enthusiastic customer asked me if I do TikToks or watch TikToks, I responded with "No. I don't have a mental illness". Surprised they didn't report me haha
George Carlin has a bit where he says something to the effect of “the kid that eats too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have more kids”. This is the equivalent of that, so just let nature take its course.
Thanks for saying out loud what I hope many of us are thinking these day's. This world is a shit show, literally. You bring some much needed laughter and sanity to the insanity we have to witness daily.
The pure, blissful nostalgia that washed over me when you showed the Garbage Pail Kids and Hulk Hogan clips will fuel me for the rest of the day. Thank you, Joey B. Toonz! 🙏 Also, did you notice Cletus said he usually uses 4/3 of the bottle of Nyquil? What an absolute dolt! 😆
I had coffee with a bowl of rice with old bay seasoning, garlic and a slice of butter for breakfast because I'm as poor as a stack of dead hobos. Seeing this? Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my meal options.
"Drink a glass until you die" I had to do a double take I thought this was an actual Tiktok until I realized Joey was taking the piss. Too scary that I even had to consider it for a second. You realize just how easily ALL social media can brainwash you!!! Thank you Joey for speaking out, you're always so real with an honest good message :)
@@stejer211 You misread me completely, it's not that I watch these Tiktoks it's that JoeyB recreated a very plausible sounding Tiktok trend very well, to the point that I had to consider if it was real for a second. Which says more about the absurdity of the state of social media than my reaction
I was almost puking when I saw that NiQuil chicken. How on earth does this mentalist behavior get any sort of traction outside of people looking and thinking "Oh dear god we have fallen as a species."
I was having a conversation with my friendp about tiktok and how mind numbing it is. Guess I'm not wrong. "was tired of covid having more publicity than me" Wtf are we even supposed to say to that
3:16 "Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be True to yourself, be e true to your country, bea real American" ~Terry "Hulk Hogan" Boulder How far we've fallen from our morals and values smh
Gone are the days when parents got mad at actual stupid stuff. Here come the days where parents get mad at people who have anything negative to say about stupid stuff.
Stupid parents.Rasing stupid kids.There is a logic.....most people should NOT have kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im living around some little a...holes and they are screaming all day long and being soooo nasty and their parents stay right there with them----and they have NEVER said anything to them!!!!!Never ANYTHING!!!!!!!And theirs screama sre REEEEEALLLY nasty!Only when sometimes they drive their parents crazy they say a word or two...MAXIMUM!
And the idiot cannot even cook properly. It was basically RAW, which in itself is disgusting and dangerous considering it's chicken. I mean...Salmonela?! Doesn't this mongoloids have basic human decency or instructions? First world not so first world after all.
OMG the garbage pail kids brought me back- I was about 4 so 2001, and I went to the store with my aunt and I found a pack on the ground. It was a tiny package and I didn’t realize I had to pay for it (I was so shy I barely said 2 words all day) so I opened the cards and didn’t tell my aunt and I got scared they were opened so I hid them under some shirts by the check out. The next day my family went to that same store (Meijer) after church and we passed the cards and I took them with me since they were still under the shirts. I got home and looked at them and those cards scared ts out of me 😭 I was so confused lmao
I actually saw that Chinese doctor on youtube that does 'stories of the ER' themed content (can't remember his name) explaining a case where someone did the nyquil chicken thing. Horrifying results. Very deadly. Basically something(an ingredient) in the cold medicine becomes lethal when cooked or something along those lines, and his organs were shutting down. Quantity consumed over a certain time frame had something to do with it as well I believe. But the point of It all was don't assume something is safe because you saw it on a media platform etc.
That's the most vague and least convincing summary I've ever heard. Someone something something something... Why would anyone believe it is NOT safe if they read your nonsense?
Love the new endorsement Joey and thank you for helping a New Zealand company. I see they're looking for staff in America on their page. Great product!
The carrot and the sawdust would definitely have worked if you poured in a little bit of something sweet(let's go with grenadine. It's a pretty color it'll catch their eye) and blend it. I'm pretty sure a bunch of people would have tried it then. Lol just make sure the carrots, grenadine, and sawdust is all organic 🤣
I remember the saying that back in the day you got an owners manual with a new car to do repairs and now you get a warning sticker reminding you not to drink the battery acid
You know what disgusts me the most about the NyQuil chicken trend? We are facing a food shortage which is going to cause lower income families, even middle class families, unprecedented hardship. Some experts are actually warning of mass starvation. Just last week, I saw an article about the potential loss of millions of chickens due to the lack of grain to feed them. Yet, the nitwits on TikTok are wasting chicken, cause I know only a few are going to eat more than a couple of bites and throw the rest away. Of course, I expect to hear of hospitalizations, possibly deaths, and the most idiotic of the bunch will probably kill their family pets. This absurd trend could potentially cause a shortage of NyQuil as well. And, just in time for the new strain of COVID to sweep across the country. China designed TikTok to weaken the US and I think this new tactic of psychological warfare has proven to be quite successful. President Trump warned us of the dangers of TikTok but it was too late because the idiots lambasted him and protected the social media weapon targeting them. Of course, the evil empire in the DC swamp is protecting TikTok also because it helps them in their mission to subdue the entire population. Sorry to ramble but I am beyond disgusted
I'm not even joking when I say... Since I was a teen I have gone through life questioning myself "How can this many people be so damn ignorant & gullible?" & as time has gone by I've honestly started to question myself like... "Are people seriously as ignorant as they come off or am I the one lacking knowledge & common sense?" Of course I know good & well what that answer is & good ole social media reminds me of that every single day but it use to really have me in some serious deep thoughts because for damn near my entire life I just couldn't comprehend how so many damn people could really be so damn ignorant & not even notice how pathetic they were! Shite had me thinking I was the crazy one because my crazy ass felt like I was the outsider for being so aware & having some actual common sense!
2:21 Rarely just the intonation alone makes me laugh out loud. Concentrated sarcasm and a layer of "I'm so tired of your shit" is just so amusing and relatable.
Tik tok is like a mental asylum but without the psychiatrists
That's exactly my thought!
I'm sure there's plenty of millennial psychiatrists who've lost their minds on Tiktok.
Worse yet, they let the patients roam free
...and with the chinese algorithm-overlords cheering on the inmates...
damn right,...and who take themselves for the shrinks too!!,spreading the good medecine to others through their pathetic & sometime funny videos..
"I use 4/3 of the bottle"
*MATH* 💯
Advice from a guy who just told you to exceed the volume of the bottle... by 33% 🤔
@@syntaxer1984 next thing they'll have chicken flavored NyQuill
Omg I thought no one else noticed hahahaha!
And he used a flatiron as tongs 😂
Cleetus in many ways than one
“Four thirds of the bottle”
What???
They need calculators to do even basic math.
A full bottle. And another third 😂
My jaw literally dropped. How many levels of stupidity can humans achieve ? 💀😩
Yes
Vast majority of Humans are going off a cliff and trying to take rest of us with them
4/3 more stupidity!!!
*americans
"Well, let's find out"
-The 2020s
Now this vasectomy challenge is something I can support tiktokers doing 100%.
Ah yes joy out of the misery of others
Along with lobotomy.
They are already doing that with the trans bs cutting their junk off
@♡︎ ᕼOᗷᗩᖇᑕOᗷᗩᒪᗴᑎO ♡︎ I'm not sure what you meant, but how is a vasectomy misery?
@@armyshope joy out of the sterilization of idiots.
At this point, inventing some deadly trends is just natural selection
What we’re witnessing on tiktok is essential the kind of people that natural selection is selecting AGAINST
@@coomslayer6996 Exactly, and just like the late and great George Carlin (rest in peace) said, "The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you are emotionally detached from it. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don't belong; it doesn't include me, and it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group."
Watching these people tear holes into their own lives in indeed amusing.
If you're a weak minded sheep like person who follows trends and fads, then you deserve pain and suffering.
A lady in 1986 said it seemed like they were trying to break families apart. Well here we are.
Yep. They've succeeded in breaking families apart, and seems like they're on-track with their next goal of breaking people apart
"The [Garbage Pail Kids] series was the brainchild of cartoonist Art Spiegelman, then a consultant for Topps."
Of course.
Not sure about you guys but I’m getting married and having a shit ton of kids to combat this.
Yep, modern feminism destroyed the nuclear family. Then came the trans people to make sure it stays destroyed.
@@kennythompson6100 While the tiktokers are busy taking themselves out of the gene pool with their vasectomies, you'll be busy raising sane kids. Good work, brother.
The NyQuil chicken started off as a joke, but of course other TikTokers turned into a “trend” that can damage your health just by inhaling too many fumes. Good riddance…
Yeah I don't know how people don't realize this. He says "4 3rds" and is using a flat iron as tongs to flip the chicken and it's super raw at the end. Like come on people.
Nyquil chicken?? Really?? 🙈
What is that blue liquid?
Monkey see monkey do 🦧
@@perhonentoukka3148 nyquil... are you dense?
I'm so glad I found a whole new human society that thinks exactly what I think about social media, I feel normal again
Sameeee
Same))) thanks god!
Lol we're not new. Da fuq
I dont even have a smartphone!My phone is old.But its important for me that I AM smart not the phone!THAT benefits me!I want THIS!
I remember the garbage pail kids cards when I was a kid. My parents were also outraged about them. Lmao. It’s crazy how society has declined.
The gum inside was the worst 😂
I loved them! I didn't even realize there was an uproar! Either my parents didn't notice or didn't care! Good times!
@@TheWatchernator I'm American, and my parents gave me money to buy GPK cards ALL THE TIME! They were only twenty-five cents per pack, and I still have much of my old collection. They're now worth much more. I would even draw my own designs, because when I was a kid, we actually used to draw pictures and read books to pass the time. Also, ride our bicycles, play sports and NES games, and watch professional wrestling and hyper-violent R-rated movies, like "Robocop!" 😁
I'm very grateful for all these things, and whenever I think back on my time as a kid, I feel both profound happiness and sadness in equal doses. Time doesn't stop chugging along, but I sure wish it would, because where the world's going at this point can only be bad.
I think it was hysterical Boomer parents losing their minds about harmless crap like Garbage Pail Kids and Dungeons & Dragons which caused a large number of Gen X and Millennial kids to simply tune them and their idiotic moral panics out. A mother ranting to her son that GPK cards are "communistic" will only make the kid think that communism isn't actually that bad of a thing.
Tbf considering how things turned out, maybe they were on to something lol
This is why I’ll never join TikTok. It’s like a plague upon the world
That’s because it is. It’s been designed by China for that specific purpose.
Well it's not a cult you don't "join"
@@SENATORPAIN1
???
So Scientology is not a cult, even if I don’t join?
@@quigley6643 scientology is a cult, yes.
Imagine that your ancestors like 500 years ago were barely making it by with hard work and suffering. Always ready to defend his family and village from intruders. Survival was vital. To continue the blood line to eventually end up here with their people with absolutely nothing to do but act completely idiotic with no self respect. All for attention on a media platform with fake friends. And just snap pictures of yourself 24/7.
Our country banned Tiktok and I am thankful for that. I still can't believe we live in the same planet as these people.
Lucky you
Don't stop these trends. Let them continue until they are all gone and we are rid of the Idiocracy.
Even though it doesn't seem like it, they'll all die off eventually.
To be honest TikTok is the reason we have to put instructions on shampoo bottles
they turn on you and me in the end, agents of the system.
"Our country is stupid" Truer words were never said.
Xi Jinping be like: Should we ask our nuclear scientist to make more power atomic bomb to counter America.
Software Developer be like:
Hold up Mr Xi ,just a new trend on our app and those idiots will screw themselves....!
;(
It's not only the US, it's humans in general across the globe.
I was just about to say that. But you beat me to it.
@@kingsiegfried8568 I can say my french fellows have a good tendency of following the US model even for the stupidiest shit, so, I totally agree. Any civilization too advanced and too bored because the lack of work transform into that shit.
@@kingsiegfried8568 no. It's mostly the USA.
I love how Joey actually had to say 'don't actually do that" in regards to the sawdust.
It's gotten that bad
It's unbelievable getting to watch the demise of society unfold .. there's absolutely no way our society can continue on this way
It's not going to for us by design
Look to God it's the only way 🙏
Let's hope your right 👍🏻
heh.. only in the west. China is right when they say they don't have to do anything because the west is destroying itself on its own.
@a-lexanderluthor1334 Religion isn't the answer either, otherwise we would be primitive warmongering tribes offing each other due to not believing in the "correct" god.
I love how he roasted the ad he’s sponsored by 😂 if everyone did their ad reads like that, then maybe I wouldn’t skip over them.
I love that he was able to stay in character for it.
more true words were never spoken 👍🏻👍🏻
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't skip this section this time. Will continue to watch ads as long as they're running on this channel (advertisers, this is directed at you, this man deserves the support, thank you)
I thought it was an actual roast.
Tim Dillon does it all the time
Are we just not gonna talk about how she’s mad that a literal worldwide pandemic is getting more publicity than her?
I think we should remove all warning labels on products, just for a year. See what happens.
Bill gates shoulda done that instead to thin our herd
Back in the 90's, I was surprised to find that sunflower seeds actually had a warning on them to not eat the shells. I thought to myself, how many people ate the shells to warrant a disclaimer? Lol! Damn, it feels good to be a Thinker!
Warning labels are a fairly new thing. 20 years ago they weren't on everything you see around you. I remember things like "hot do not touch" on exhausts or "do not drink battery acid" on car battery for the first time around 2000. But yeah,we should remove them from everything,let nature sort itself out
It was mostly for our litigious society, after the McD's hot coffee scam. Now it probably still is founded in that but there are some genuinely stupid MF'ers out there. Tide pods, Gorilla glued hair, milk crate challenge, Nyquil chicken, it doesn't end, just gets worse.
@@mytmousemalibu copy and paste. Got shadowed. Good comment.
That chicken gonna put people to sleep forever 💀
Good
Really I've gotten really stoned from getting grape juice with vitamin c not soda never sada you can still taste it then get a bottle of cough syrup pouring it in and shaking even after a 2 day insomnia beer binge although the dirreah sux put on some trippy atmospheric tunes smoke bongs
Not the smart people.
You mean death yeh?
And then you be seeing your reflection of yourself in a alternative universe well closed high hallucinations and the geometric shapes oh the other time when I kept dreaming still away in bed and catching radio signals it was like the first time I had sex and I heard ghosts whisper's in my ears the ancestors knew
At least the cat showed the higher IQ by trying to escape.
I wish the news had the balls to call it what it is, a STUPID TikTok trend.
American local news is so retarded, they dont even talk like normal people.
But, the news wants people to try it!
Brought to you by Pfizer...
@@krusher74 😂
Perfect example of why we need to get rid of all forms of social media
Indeed. At least all likes/heart. Gets the attention and approvement problem out the way
No.
Then what media do we trust CNN?
@@egoygoy7542 social media is corrupt and forged as well. Why would we need social media and he doesn't mean simple texting so you can still be in contact with others
Mainstream media didnt always used to be this corrupt and working in conjuction with government. Fix the root problem and put the right people in places and it would be fine, the problem is this is on a global scale at this point
@@egoygoy7542 Please don't have children.
"four thirds of the bottle" says it all right there.
I continue to remain embarrassed for everyone who’s ever sent me a Tik Tok.
LMAO
Wait 5 10 yeears... we going to watch those tik takis.
How small minded of you, you must be so proud 😂
All those parents from 80s/90s who were talking about how dangerous society was getting for their kids, sure did sound crazy, but maybe they were on to something.
same for parents in the 40s, and probably before as well. But things took off with the rise of 'stars' and entertainment in media.
Look up Yuri Bezmenov's talks from the 80s. That's what's up these days... it's not Russia alone anymore though
They were the problem - they wrapped their kids in cotton wool and now they’re dumb AF and passing that on to their kids
Maybe? Really
Hi Joey! New Subscriber from England. So glad I found your platform. I'm 56, with 5 adult children. When my son was in his second year of University, they had a power cut for 2 hours. Him and his friends learnt more about each other in 2 hours, than the previous 2 years. Love your show, keep up the good work.
thanks joey for being our inner voice…
Just be honest with people and use YOUR voice. Then maybe if enough people get told how ridiculous they are then things can return to "normal"
One big commercial this one
"It looks like somebody is trying to break the American family."
I think that lady was onto something
The NyQuil guy was originally satire but then the news thought it was serious and made it blow up and then a bunch of people started doing it for real.
F society is needed now more than ever.
Hello friend
I've only used 4/3rds of the bottle lejend
We need an asteroid
the feds are doing it, wait for it (f society is bad for the world)
Im a regular hood dude doing food reviews on my TH-cam channel bro
Damm man your channel has restored my hope in humanity and has given me hope that not all humans are mindless zombies who follow stupid trends to look cool and for "clout". I remember when I was in 7th grade and alot of kids were getting cell phones and texting was a big thing , and they would be soo distracted while texting or looking at their phone that they completely ignored you when you talked to them , almost as if they couldn't hear you at all and even at this young age I remember saying to myself "oh no, nothing good is going to come from this" and then Facebook became a thing and holy shit ; people really became zombies and that social media site became their entire lives and narcissistic behaviors came out big time..now with TikTok people are completely brain dead..
ARE WE GONNA GLOSS OVER THE FACT THIS DUDE SAYS HE USES 4/3rds of a bottle?!
Lmao did he really. I thought he said 3/4 lol I'ma have listen to that again. He clearly meant as a joke. But should've known idiots would do it anyways. People just aint go no sense smh
Lmao yes yes he said 4/3 lmao
🤣That's probably because 10/7ths of all TikTokkers don't understand fractions.
Yes. There was too much stupid that it may have been easily discarded while trying to tune out the other stupid.
C'mon you take one whole bottle and a third of another bottle. Albeit I don't think this is what the dude meant.
Its time to leave earth...
Kora is cool because she's asian. 👍🤸🤸🤸
No need to apologize, stupidity is rampant here and even out of control in all countries. I feel sorry for the future generations and their phones.
4 thirds of a bottle?
😅
Everyone needs you in their life Joey… I doubt you will bring any sense into the minds of the guys you show in your videos…as they clearly never had none. However its core chuckling entertainment, breaking it down with just a few words of truth you have me laughing so much..love it xx
And chicken had to die for THAT??
Best comment!♥️
Right! Abuse of a corpse! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Joey has to put a bunch of disclaimers with the healty sawdust challenge just in case
One of the most painful things is that most of these "challenges" are harmful and can kill.
There are news and reports of the harms caused but people still go ahead and do them!!
Like, tf???
Love getting a Joey notification on a break...PERFECT TIMING, SIR💯
SaltStorm is awesome 👍 and now my friend.
@@scummymummy2548 Besties 4 life.....🤞
Same shit bro 😂
Heating up Nyquil will hydrolize it and break it down to totally different chemicals. It's really really bad for you.
Don't tell them that!
A REALLY enthusiastic customer asked me if I do TikToks or watch TikToks, I responded with "No. I don't have a mental illness". Surprised they didn't report me haha
1:35 the good ol days when society had enough of a moral compass to recognize these attempts to destroy our morality.
I don't think they sounded crazy at all.
They sound like parents that care a lot about their kids and society.
Joey did ya see the clip of the two guys trying to burn down an immigration center and they ended up catching themselves on fire?
Lmao I wanna see that. Now thats hilarious. People have no damn sense anynore.
TikTok is becoming a chamber of misery
George Carlin has a bit where he says something to the effect of “the kid that eats too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have more kids”.
This is the equivalent of that, so just let nature take its course.
0:12 “four thirds”??? One third, two thirds, next is a full!!
Thanks for saying out loud what I hope many of us are thinking these day's. This world is a shit show, literally. You bring some much needed laughter and sanity to the insanity we have to witness daily.
The pure, blissful nostalgia that washed over me when you showed the Garbage Pail Kids and Hulk Hogan clips will fuel me for the rest of the day. Thank you, Joey B. Toonz! 🙏
Also, did you notice Cletus said he usually uses 4/3 of the bottle of Nyquil? What an absolute dolt! 😆
Yeah....Cletus has probably been O'Ding on his own chicken
brainiac's around the county searching their kitchen for a "4/3's" measuring cup....
@@thomasmaletic74 Oof. Sadly, you're probably right. 😆
@@diplamatikjuan3595 Well, he did say he was feeling sleepy from the fumes! 😅
@@thomasmaletic74 it’s easy! Just take 3/3 of a cup and add another 1/4th.
I appreciate your videos because they make me feel smarter with no effort on my part.
I suddenly feel like I'm normal compared to these mental cases.
2:51 Hahaha… the upbeat AI female voice is hilarious!
It is nice how that husband made sure his wife would experience salmonella poisoning before straight up poisoning her.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about th’universe! " - A. Einstein
I had coffee with a bowl of rice with old bay seasoning, garlic and a slice of butter for breakfast because I'm as poor as a stack of dead hobos.
Seeing this? Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my meal options.
Right I mean wtf I'll gladly eat my crapy half ass meals and just be happy I'm not a damn fool like these people.
That's the spirit!
Yo, that honestly sounds pretty good tbh (coming from another poor ass person)
@@danielmiyahara9089 Thanks man. We've got to work with what we have.
Please try eat the rice with sweet soy sauce and fried egg next time, it's delicious and super cheap. It's one of my favorite meal😃
"Drink a glass until you die" I had to do a double take I thought this was an actual Tiktok until I realized Joey was taking the piss. Too scary that I even had to consider it for a second. You realize just how easily ALL social media can brainwash you!!! Thank you Joey for speaking out, you're always so real with an honest good message :)
Fuckin' tool
Idk if he posted it, someone would do it. 💀
@@wood_stone_iron Like I always say; there's always one, and where there's one, there's more
If you have trouble distinguishing between a TikTok and an obvious parody, you better stay away from the internet.
@@stejer211 You misread me completely, it's not that I watch these Tiktoks it's that JoeyB recreated a very plausible sounding Tiktok trend very well, to the point that I had to consider if it was real for a second. Which says more about the absurdity of the state of social media than my reaction
I was almost puking when I saw that NiQuil chicken. How on earth does this mentalist behavior get any sort of traction outside of people looking and thinking "Oh dear god we have fallen as a species."
I was having a conversation with my friendp about tiktok and how mind numbing it is. Guess I'm not wrong. "was tired of covid having more publicity than me" Wtf are we even supposed to say to that
t¡kt0k, ch¡na's not-so-secret weap0n against the western society (i'm not sure if the cha-llenged are worldwide, or just in usa?)
It's *mind-numbing
@@apelsinuke oh most definitely. And it's quite an effective weapon. We're already seeing the results.
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"Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be True to yourself, be e true to your country, bea real American"
~Terry "Hulk Hogan" Boulder
How far we've fallen from our morals and values smh
For a country with a medical system that can bankrupt you, many of your countrymen sure like to invent creative ideas to land them a trip to the ER.
Thanks for doing this Joey!
People are weird these days, just because you wanna trend, followers, views.. How did we get to this shallow level please 😑
It's intentional
well the chinesse is behind the pandemic and tiktok so we can blame them for accelerating the downfall.
Secular humanism (atheism) allows anything. Being anti-religious has destroyed society.
You mean STUPID and VAIN?????yeah thats what you mean!
Gone are the days when parents got mad at actual stupid stuff.
Here come the days where parents get mad at people who have anything negative to say about stupid stuff.
Yep.
Stupid parents.Rasing stupid kids.There is a logic.....most people should NOT have kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im living around some little a...holes and they are screaming all day long and being soooo nasty and their parents stay right there with them----and they have NEVER said anything to them!!!!!Never ANYTHING!!!!!!!And theirs screama sre REEEEEALLLY nasty!Only when sometimes they drive their parents crazy they say a word or two...MAXIMUM!
Love this guy. I resonate with all his videos. Also a great communicator and very funny!
He uses 4/3rds of the bottle??? 🤣 Sounds about right.
Not only is he cooking chicken in NyQuil, he's using a flat iron as a cooking utensil lol
Wtf i never noticed😂😂😂😂😂
And the idiot cannot even cook properly.
It was basically RAW, which in itself is disgusting and dangerous considering it's chicken.
I mean...Salmonela?!
Doesn't this mongoloids have basic human decency or instructions?
First world not so first world after all.
A mother in UK done this with her teenage daughter and when the girl died, the mother tried to sue tiktok. Says it all. Bring on the flood
It never ends. Like a really horror movie always adding new characters.
Don't worry everyone. It's nearly time.
The fact that he has to point out "dont do the sawdust thing" just proves his point even further 😂😂😂
Your commitment to pre-screening these horrors for our education is noble. Remember to bleach your eyes regularly. 👀
No, no, don't say that. Someone might make it a TikTok trend 😬
Are you trying to start a new eye-bleaching trend? Maybe it already is a thing, probably.
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OMG the garbage pail kids brought me back- I was about 4 so 2001, and I went to the store with my aunt and I found a pack on the ground. It was a tiny package and I didn’t realize I had to pay for it (I was so shy I barely said 2 words all day) so I opened the cards and didn’t tell my aunt and I got scared they were opened so I hid them under some shirts by the check out. The next day my family went to that same store (Meijer) after church and we passed the cards and I took them with me since they were still under the shirts. I got home and looked at them and those cards scared ts out of me 😭 I was so confused lmao
"and this is why God cries everyday" took me out on that one 😂
I had thousands of GPK cards in the 80s in Europe. It was amazingly funny to me.
Some are worth a lot now...
Cabbage patch kids are worth a lot too.
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I actually saw that Chinese doctor on youtube that does 'stories of the ER' themed content (can't remember his name) explaining a case where someone did the nyquil chicken thing. Horrifying results. Very deadly. Basically something(an ingredient) in the cold medicine becomes lethal when cooked or something along those lines, and his organs were shutting down. Quantity consumed over a certain time frame had something to do with it as well I believe. But the point of It all was don't assume something is safe because you saw it on a media platform etc.
Chubbyemu?
@@kingbela88 thanks for the reminder, that's him.
No problem, have a nice day \o
That's the most vague and least convincing summary I've ever heard. Someone something something something...
Why would anyone believe it is NOT safe if they read your nonsense?
1:55 "The Corona was getting more publicity than me" Wow, this is why I go to college aiming that associates degree.
honestly, they are doing us all a favor.
We need more Joey in this wacky year, happy to see more frequent uploads!
Love the new endorsement Joey and thank you for helping a New Zealand company. I see they're looking for staff in America on their page. Great product!
Just let them....let them.
PLEASE just Let Them!!
If you think about it, these Tik Tok challenges are actually a blessing in disguise. The idiot ones will Darwin themselves.
The chemicals! The chemicals in heating the chemicals! And so much!
Love how Joey made the Darwinism/sawdust Tiktok 😂 His content keeps me sane and I'm glad to know some people out there still care about sanity.
The carrot and the sawdust would definitely have worked if you poured in a little bit of something sweet(let's go with grenadine. It's a pretty color it'll catch their eye) and blend it. I'm pretty sure a bunch of people would have tried it then. Lol just make sure the carrots, grenadine, and sawdust is all organic 🤣
Sounds like a great way to get your fiber!
I mean, from what I know, wood can’t harm you or your digestive system. If the Russians ate bark, so can we.
@@ThatChildUnderYourBasment Not only that, but, how long have we been eating powdered sawdust parmesan cheese? 😋 Mmm 😊
Please don't give those people ideas.
@@JosephRussellStapleton Nyquil Chickenz!!!! It's already happened! 😋😊🤣🙃🤧🤒😰😬🤑🐍
I f***ing cried at the "Natural selection challenge"...brilliant :)
Tik tok is getting worst 🙁
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Mandingo size
I remember the saying that back in the day you got an owners manual with a new car to do repairs and now you get a warning sticker reminding you not to drink the battery acid
This guy crouches in the Bush when he Drinks it I drink it in my kitchen 🤣🤣🤣👍
Thank you, you made my day 🫶
I like to shake up my vitamin drink while I'm climbing a tree! 🤣🤣
@@kellysue8597 👍🤣🤣🫶
Weird timing for my breakfast
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I'm about to get up for breakfast now.
@0:14 “use about four thirds of the bottle”…the stupidity between cooking NyQuil and the people that buy into this is amazing
Keep em coming Joey !
I like that Tik Tok challenge for a vasectomy. Great idea. They will stop having more dummies
This guy drinks it in a bush. This guy shakes it in a tree. 😂 You're a legend
You know what disgusts me the most about the NyQuil chicken trend? We are facing a food shortage which is going to cause lower income families, even middle class families, unprecedented hardship. Some experts are actually warning of mass starvation. Just last week, I saw an article about the potential loss of millions of chickens due to the lack of grain to feed them. Yet, the nitwits on TikTok are wasting chicken, cause I know only a few are going to eat more than a couple of bites and throw the rest away. Of course, I expect to hear of hospitalizations, possibly deaths, and the most idiotic of the bunch will probably kill their family pets. This absurd trend could potentially cause a shortage of NyQuil as well. And, just in time for the new strain of COVID to sweep across the country. China designed TikTok to weaken the US and I think this new tactic of psychological warfare has proven to be quite successful. President Trump warned us of the dangers of TikTok but it was too late because the idiots lambasted him and protected the social media weapon targeting them. Of course, the evil empire in the DC swamp is protecting TikTok also because it helps them in their mission to subdue the entire population. Sorry to ramble but I am beyond disgusted
The ungratefulness for the food they have is beyond imagination. I hate These people
Too true
Someone's awake
"Mr.Winnie, we got them, these fat americans are stupid lol"
@@toothlesstoe Just like everyone should be right now.
Exactamente IDIOCRACIA total a nivel planetario.....tremendo 😳😞🤯
I'm not even joking when I say... Since I was a teen I have gone through life questioning myself "How can this many people be so damn ignorant & gullible?" & as time has gone by I've honestly started to question myself like... "Are people seriously as ignorant as they come off or am I the one lacking knowledge & common sense?" Of course I know good & well what that answer is & good ole social media reminds me of that every single day but it use to really have me in some serious deep thoughts because for damn near my entire life I just couldn't comprehend how so many damn people could really be so damn ignorant & not even notice how pathetic they were! Shite had me thinking I was the crazy one because my crazy ass felt like I was the outsider for being so aware & having some actual common sense!
2:21 Rarely just the intonation alone makes me laugh out loud. Concentrated sarcasm and a layer of "I'm so tired of your shit" is just so amusing and relatable.