This is a man who knows how to order his food. Straight to the point, courteous, and a quick “how long will it be at the end”. No messing about. Respect.
Yeah good observation. Made the process easy for both parties and has almost ensured a seamless delivery without any order hiccups. That’s a professional and ninja like execution.
John is no amateur. If you pay for prawn crackers, you get freshly made. The free complementary crackers are cleared off the restaurant dining tables after people have been coughing over them all night and then given away.
Just ordered myself a Chinese and I used your videos as basically a menu of the top dishes to pick from ....... I went for.... Hong Kong sweet n sour chicken King prawn kung pu phwoarrrrr Roast duck Chinese style Pancake roll (large) Singapore noodles Chicken chow mein Boshhhhh... came to 40 quid. Ooooooof. Also treated myself to some magic mushrooms about 2 hours ago so I'm off my nut right now sipping white wine watching meet the fockers. Happy new year!!! Intergalactic BOSHHHHHH
I used to work at my dad's Indian takeaway. This brings back memories. I was the English speaking teenager that had to take phone orders and handle front of house
ORDERED THE SAME JUST NOW GONNA BE A CRACKING DINNER MATE BEST 70 POUNDS SPENT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT SESH BOOOOSH UP THE LUTONS GOD SAVE THE KING ROMFORD BOSH ARMY!!!!!
Easier to say what you don’t want
😂😂😂
Crying at this
Too true. Would love to he there trying all the different stuff lol
Quality
All he has to say is No salad
This is a man who knows how to order his food. Straight to the point, courteous, and a quick “how long will it be at the end”. No messing about. Respect.
He's clearly done it a few times
While still being polite and not irratating, mans a genius
Yeah good observation. Made the process easy for both parties and has almost ensured a seamless delivery without any order hiccups. That’s a professional and ninja like execution.
"What would you like to order"?
"Yes"
I thought you got prawn crackers free if the order is over £20
You do , you get em free anyway .
Probably need a second bag if your ordering all that😂
@@geoglen85 😂😂😂
John is no amateur. If you pay for prawn crackers, you get freshly made.
The free complementary crackers are cleared off the restaurant dining tables after people have been coughing over them all night and then given away.
20 is nothing mate. It's only when he makes a massive order like over a 100.
this is the sort of shit i would do when tryna distract myself from spending 80 quid on a bag of gear
Comment of the week.....
So true man!!!!!!
@@YORKIEBOY123 Psalms 23:4 2 Cor 4:4, repent; Heil GOD
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75 quid, pretty fucking good for all that
No matter how the long the order was... ETA was always going to be 45 minutes
Ordering a heart attack is new content for sure
EVERYTIME JOHN ORDERS HE MAKES ME HUNGRY MAN 😂💯
Living life at its finest BOSH
What do you want. Menu n chips please 😂
Holy shit, those moobs dont jiggle jiggle, they fold 😂
Fo sure.
😂😂😂
@@corpig4021 Psalms 23:4 2 Cor 4:4, repent; Heil GOD
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The passion he has for food is amazing 😂
That passion will kill him 😂
Well, Chinese food anyway
Another meal closer to an early grave, bosh
Greed is the worst trait a human can have. It has destroyed our planet, our animals, and our happiness.
Idk Brian he seems pretty happy to me 0:55
This guy is gonna get Diabetes type 3 😂
Just ordered myself a Chinese and I used your videos as basically a menu of the top dishes to pick from .......
I went for....
Hong Kong sweet n sour chicken
King prawn kung pu phwoarrrrr
Roast duck Chinese style
Pancake roll (large)
Singapore noodles
Chicken chow mein
Boshhhhh... came to 40 quid. Ooooooof.
Also treated myself to some magic mushrooms about 2 hours ago so I'm off my nut right now sipping white wine watching meet the fockers. Happy new year!!! Intergalactic BOSHHHHHH
Legend :)
today on things that never happened
@@Clairelouisehottie dude acting like that’s the craziest shit his ever heard 😂
@@bz.27k15 I know. Bloke needs a night round big John's. Few slaps round the head and a mega pint and he'll be reet
This comment beats all, good on ya kid! Them magic mushrooms sound nice though 😜
My Chinese cost a tenna
This man’s cost 78 😂
a tenna? what the fk do u buy egg fried rice and 1 spring roll ? lol
@chimp0983 ask your mum. we spend 70 between us
That's chips n curry sauce cash
My class when it’s quiet for a second 1:26
I used to work at my dad's Indian takeaway. This brings back memories. I was the English speaking teenager that had to take phone orders and handle front of house
As a bhenchoed gora.. I thank you for servicing us 👍 respect mate
And a body bag. Extra extra extra large
And another one for his shit
@@thrandumbguy can you imagine the state on his porcelain palace.. he might as well open a man hole and shat straight in
🤣🤣💀
Big John your a legend 🤣🤘😎
Love big John but bloody he’ll, you’re speeding towards a heart attack.
Breakfast of champions.
Heart attack - BOSH
You clearly are enjoying yourself 😂😂😂😂😘
Only way that arrived in 45 mins is if the takeaway guy calls 3 more takeaways😂
Microwaves are double bosh, and the two the immigration havent found are each more than in the double bosh.
Finally the algorithm delivers me something worth watching.
This is the lad sent Decca a voice note 🤣🤣
Yooo these videos are vibess!! haha please keep doing them shout out Bigg John Baaahhhshhh
Order a couple of Chinese prozzies John 😂
BIG JOHAN ALWAYS ENSPIRES ME TO GET A CHYKNEES ESPECIALY THE CHOW MEAN.
Just ordered a heart attack for one, he looks like the guy with the massive estrogen bangers from the film Fight Club 🤣
Heart attack incoming.
Your health is your wealth 😂
😂
Lovely jubbly
Everyone wishing him ill are just wounded cause he’s happy, get a life
You think this is what happiness looks like?
Could have saved yourself the vocals and sent a selfie 😂
My man ordered the whole menu
And theeeeen….😂
One cardiac arrest.. Bosh
Go on big John
Hell yeah
Jesus, 2 mains a chips and rice, and we always have to wait at least 1 hour!!
That is definitely somebody who eats . A LOT
This guy has MSG auto blood ratio 90/10
Don’t think,Just consume
"Hows your diet going?" ME........
BOSHHHHH
Just a shame match of the day not on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes that’ll be 194 pound
Next time to just say
I want to order the lot!
One order of hypertension
Why can’t I stop watching this man order a Chinese why?
Do you not have to pay extra for a lorry delivery?
Bringing the Chinese all you can eat buffet home.... Genius!
😂😂😂
45 minutes? Someone needs to go to the kitchen and make him a sandwich to hold him over till the Chinese arrives
Love your video
BOSH!!!😂
Ben Avery sent me here 🍋
Happy English Man! Proper.
This is the amount I eat everyday. I can't seem to get up to 13 stone.
Big John for mayor
Dead man walking
Take it there's about 6 people there aye?
Dude ain’t gonna see 65. Drain on resources.
Bloody lovely
Fucking legend mate
Got half of China working on that order
Big johns ordering a heart attack 👍🏼
keep it lemon lads
Class
Get in!!!
And a heart attack
Heart attack
Be cheaper & healthier to get a packet chops.
74 pound ?? That would cost you about double that in Ireland
basicly i want the whole fucking menu
Get in there m8
Can you bring that in an ambulance please
Bosh! 😉
Cheaper getting a gram
That genuinely sounds like Bruce Lee on the other end 😂
We need to enjoy John while he’s here, unfortunately he won’t be around much longer 😢
The whole menu then. Welcome to heart disease
He forgot the diet coke
bosh, ave it
What’s for desert?
Should have just said everything on the menu times 2🤷♂️
That’s $200 here 🥶
That’s cheap af!
my local Chinese this would be 7.90 for every item mentioned
72.80 is a bargain for all that
And a coffin large enough to fit me in please!
Bossshhhher John Ur a fucking legend m8 keep up the boshhhers we say bosh down in Brum picked bosh up for couple of black country lads
74 quid for all that is not bad at all
ORDERED THE SAME JUST NOW GONNA BE A CRACKING DINNER MATE BEST 70 POUNDS SPENT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT SESH
BOOOOSH
UP THE LUTONS GOD SAVE THE KING
ROMFORD BOSH ARMY!!!!!
Melt.
The no salad special
Come on bruvvva that's far too many calories
BOSSHHHH
BOOOOSH