agreed. after all the shit she's been through..the guys she (had to) fuck... her moves are gonna be insane, no way this type of guy can cut himself loose from that.
Years ago you were in a TV pilot where you were a bar patron trying to talk up a crazy chick while on your smoke break (before she brutally kills you). I was the camera guy who was teaching you how to be more sleazy..... Great to know my lessons didn't go to waste. Congrats on your phenomenal success!
Here’s what you do, you pull a Ron White. You go “I’m breaking up with you and I’m taking the dog.” When she says no, you let her have it and walk away. She’ll feel like she won something and you can get the fuck out of there without her ruining your life
@@DirtyDirkDiggler surely you are joking. He's the most open about just how much of a slob lifestyle he leads. Not that there's anything wrong with that.😂🍰
I had a roomie that went through break up that turned into a split custody situation with a beagle. He got the dog without her. I was so baffled he accepted the “i don’t want to be with you anymore but i gotta keep seeing your dog.”
Grew up with a dog and I’ve always had dogs but people are pretty crazy with their dogs. I think a lot of couples get dogs when they would normally in the past have a kid together. It’s better that these people are trying out parenthood with a pet instead of an actual child but they make the most insufferable dog owners.
This is true, and honestly? I’m here for it because some of these people should *not* have kids. My girlfriend had a dog who was abused as a tiny puppy and had been with her while she was homeless, and normally doesn’t trust men, but when I started dating her this dog 180’d with me and it genuinely felt like it was the ‘lite’ version of dating a parent, because it’s not as straining. I 100% wouldn’t have a kid with her at this current time, but a dog? Absolutely.
The thing is that most ppl that have kids cant just give up their kids, that isnt socially acceptable. Ppl WILL do fuck shit like just leave their dogs/cats in a park and never tell anyone and face little repercussion even though taking care of a dog is pretty damn easy. A cat is even easier.
When Stav mentioned to end it amicably and he said "but it never goes that way though" Yes, it does bro. You've just been put through so much shit (and probably put other people through some shit) that you have no idea what it's like for things to end on a high note. With that last girl, you held in there past the point where you were on a "break" where it probably could've ended amicably.
These guys calling Stav to talk about there sex life is so cringe and self congratulating. "I had to listen to Eyes of a panther after hooking up with her today" is the gayest statement I've ever heard about straight sex.
Sometimes I reflect on how fucked up my life is, then I listen to these and get the best sleep ever knowing I’m beyond normal AF compared to these callers
Solid advice. And he's better than he was before, at least. He sounds intelligent, and has the capacity to mature more. Especially with good advice. There's potential here.
Theo von changed the game with people being able to call in on podcast even though he dosent do it as often any more since he’s getting big celebs on he still kinda made it popping
This one hits a bit close to home. Minus the paying for her part, we split up 3x in 6 years so she could "decide what she wanted". 2 years after i realize what she was trying to decide on 😂
Did he charge people looking at his hot option extra tar-tar sauce to make up from the difference, in his ego. Cause we got a BBQ restaurant here that has that in spades!
Woooow.... guys exist like this? WTF god??? why can't I have one??? I'm shit in relationships cause I have a wandering eye / have a very high sex drive but im also super possessive and wouldnt have an open relationship bc I dont want my man sleeping with other women.
Homeboy needs to learn to stop talking a minute and take the advice. Constantly talking over Stav...whom he called for advice. Just shut up bro. Speak when it's your turn.
This guy is 100% gonna marry that Albanian hostess
Eldis must be smiling from heaven at this comment
@@jetjet6560 he died ;-;
I'm so confused but IDK they sound perfect together he is probably still cheating now he has a pass until mobsters show up
legit lol'ed at this one 😂
agreed. after all the shit she's been through..the guys she (had to) fuck... her moves are gonna be insane, no way this type of guy can cut himself loose from that.
I listen to these clips to make sure I never do no stupid shit like this lmaooo
school of stav
😂
Absolutely outstanding profile picture, Kang🫡🤌🏾🥂
The brutal honesty is exactly what he needed.
Years ago you were in a TV pilot where you were a bar patron trying to talk up a crazy chick while on your smoke break (before she brutally kills you). I was the camera guy who was teaching you how to be more sleazy..... Great to know my lessons didn't go to waste. Congrats on your phenomenal success!
So you’re responsible for this 🤣
Keep walking pipsqueek
Why do I absolutely love this comment?? I hope Big Daddy Stavy sees this😂🥂🤌🏾
What is the pilot?
@@EikottXD this worse than his comment
But we have a dog together…
So real
This
Ya, when I heard that I rolled my eyes pretty hard. There's nothing more cringe or pretentious than sharing "custody" of a dog.
most cornball shit ive ever heard
@@lancegoodthrust546it's so dumb
This is the most hospitality industry shit I have ever heard 🤣
Here’s what you do, you pull a Ron White. You go “I’m breaking up with you and I’m taking the dog.” When she says no, you let her have it and walk away. She’ll feel like she won something and you can get the fuck out of there without her ruining your life
I read this in a Boston accent
@@zeusoryx6145 hahaha I see it too
I love that a man with zero self control has an advice show on how to get your shit together .
Hilarious. This is what great entertainment looks like.
He guides others to a treasure he cannot possess 😂
Stav has plenty of self control. We can’t all pick our genetics
@@DirtyDirkDiggler surely you are joking. He's the most open about just how much of a slob lifestyle he leads. Not that there's anything wrong with that.😂🍰
@DirtyDirkDiggler bro he'll genetically always be husky, but he could definitely slim down with will
Damn this dude is a mess.
Nah, he good
@@scrotooftheninefingers218 nope
As soon as I heard the cadence/inflection in his voice I knew he was a full blown psycho
But he's a good sport about it LOL
@@LimoneneDaddy Nah, he’s fine
I love how Stav just cuts through the cope-speak like a hot knife through butter! 😂
Bruh he’s got so many red flags lmao he needs some serious help
An Albanian woman who unironically likes Steel Panther is TERRIFYING
When he tells the guy this is his karma coming back and the guy just goes, "yeah." 😂
I had a roomie that went through break up that turned into a split custody situation with a beagle. He got the dog without her. I was so baffled he accepted the “i don’t want to be with you anymore but i gotta keep seeing your dog.”
Hahahaha wtf
The bond between a human and a dog is pretty dependent on what the human thinks about lol He could just not think about it that way
That’s pretty funny, honestly depending on how bad the breakup is, I’d be cool with still seeing the dog and not the girl 😂
Stav really should have been a therapist. 1 appointment and you’re done!
You can tell Stav was over this dude early ahahahaha
That dude needs to reevaluate
Grew up with a dog and I’ve always had dogs but people are pretty crazy with their dogs. I think a lot of couples get dogs when they would normally in the past have a kid together. It’s better that these people are trying out parenthood with a pet instead of an actual child but they make the most insufferable dog owners.
This is true, and honestly? I’m here for it because some of these people should *not* have kids.
My girlfriend had a dog who was abused as a tiny puppy and had been with her while she was homeless, and normally doesn’t trust men, but when I started dating her this dog 180’d with me and it genuinely felt like it was the ‘lite’ version of dating a parent, because it’s not as straining. I 100% wouldn’t have a kid with her at this current time, but a dog? Absolutely.
The thing is that most ppl that have kids cant just give up their kids, that isnt socially acceptable. Ppl WILL do fuck shit like just leave their dogs/cats in a park and never tell anyone and face little repercussion even though taking care of a dog is pretty damn easy. A cat is even easier.
They cant just give up their kids so they have to figure it out* unlike with a dog or w cat rather than
Some of those Albanian women are gorgeous as fuck
That’s true, there are some diamonds in the rough
He explained his management position the same way I explained that I moved furniture on my résumé as a "specialist" 😅
Love how it’s always a roast like a touch of crowd work practice then be actually tells you exactly how what you need to hear ahhaha
I think that’s what crowd work is knowing what they need to hear but then joking about it
Lmfao the joke about being friend zoned after they bang had me crying
"We have a dog together" to me that means shes deff gonna do some shit like that lmao
Stavie heard genuine angst in the caller's voice and locked in quick
Never heard a guy sound more like a recruiter for a fortune 500 company. Big hr voice
"you either take a very nice woman for granted or let an evil woman ruin your life. You gotta work on the balance there."
Incredible
Sounds like a healthy relationship
When Stav mentioned to end it amicably and he said "but it never goes that way though" Yes, it does bro. You've just been put through so much shit (and probably put other people through some shit) that you have no idea what it's like for things to end on a high note. With that last girl, you held in there past the point where you were on a "break" where it probably could've ended amicably.
These guys calling Stav to talk about there sex life is so cringe and self congratulating. "I had to listen to Eyes of a panther after hooking up with her today" is the gayest statement I've ever heard about straight sex.
my guy has the most random cringe shorts I ever had the displeasure of creeping on 😂 stfu
Bro this was a wild tale lol 😂
Ya that's a rough spot. Take your L and move on.
Does stavy know we can't hear the caller when he constantly talks over him?
Guilt is a reformed scoundrels compass and weakness.
I laughed harder at this than I have in years. Thanks Stacy I needed that
Sometimes I reflect on how fucked up my life is, then I listen to these and get the best sleep ever knowing I’m beyond normal AF compared to these callers
This was a good one
Stav said he's never met a man who has been friendzoned after having sex with a woman, so he's never met a married man?
Crazy
Too close man…too close to the bone on that one 😂
OK boomer
If a girl friend zones you, use her as a wingman
Solid advice. And he's better than he was before, at least. He sounds intelligent, and has the capacity to mature more. Especially with good advice.
There's potential here.
This is one of the most eloquent fuck ups ive ever heard
"It never goes that way" just as the phone call ends. Feels like that ws the thing to deal with there.
Theo von changed the game with people being able to call in on podcast even though he dosent do it as often any more since he’s getting big celebs on he still kinda made it popping
Hell yeah dude.
I wish Stav was my friend. We all could use a genius in our lives.
kissass
Stav looks like Al from Tool Time in this episode 😂 Love it.
Phill from Hercules at it again
What a finesser
Absolutely Roasted, this shit is hilarious
He needs to stop overtaking it
My moms bed-
Some Freudian slip there!
Bro needs friends that he can trust. Otherwise this will be his life. Running into the arms of every woman that sees he's not confidant.
I get the dog part. Those babies are awesome.
I agree. I'd totally let a dog potentially ruin my relationship!!!
Love Line has never been better!
I don't think satvy caught that this dudes life will be ruined by the crazy co-worker
This one hits a bit close to home. Minus the paying for her part, we split up 3x in 6 years so she could "decide what she wanted". 2 years after i realize what she was trying to decide on 😂
“ Laid together “ what a Beta. Stavv your a legend 💪💪
When stav found out she was Albanian her goose was cooked
1.99 a minute like a fortune teller.
love ya stavy but i thnk youre getting pretty big my boy respectfully
do you not think he notices? lol
This dude needs to move to a new apartment without telling the ex where … day after moving day take the dog and disappear change his number.
The people who call in…wow. Just. Wow.
4:33 this is how I feel about dog people summed up in a sentence
7:40 I did both
Have to learn both sides 🤔
I never heard of the song eyes of a Panther and I am now laughing out loud thinking of this guy driving to work playing the song after having sex
This dude needs to learn self respect. Can’t believe he paid for anything after that shit.
I won’t say the name of the place, but I met an Albanian bartender in Budapest in July 2023… I almost understand it😂😂
So many red flags San Francisco cleaned the streets up😂😂😂😂
I don't get this guy at all...ppl are strange
This dudes about to make his shirt bust son.
"Settling for an Albanian" is WILD
4:29 brooo why is that first gen, not giving af about animals shit true 😭😭😭
Not the steel panther reference
This guys gonna get in trouble lol.
YES FINALLY ! stavvy my man, finally someone who doesnt care about peoples dogs !! i thought I was the only one on earth lol
Good advice all around but you can definitely friendzone someone you’ve had sex with lol
WOW PPL ARE THAAT DUUMB IN TRYING TO AVOID STAGES OF GRIEF. WORK ON YOURSELF POST BREAKUP, ALL THE BEST. WOW.
I agree with stavy on the dog thing 100%
Best I’ve ever had… 6 pack breakfast and a dozen Krispy Kreme for lunch. Was great but it will kill you… there’s a lesson there
Sharing a dog isn’t that serious bro…
We have a dog.. my boy is wild
Finances.....?
Rent insurance ect. What's got you confused
@@Brandon-nr8fn what's wrong?
This is like the Shmita debt forgiving every 7 years lmao
People need to learn wtf codependency is
What's the point of every 3 yrs... You might as let her do it wherever
wow this is exactly what i need to hear today hahaha
Stavvy is the new Howard stern.
No he wants to be able to cheat and then bring up the fact she cheated first to justify lol
Nah dog, it ain't cheating by definition if he literally broke up with his ex before porking the Albanian.
You're not fooling me. That caller was Gerbies wasn't it?
7:39 I do both 😃
I'd love to get roasted by Stav
I kinda understand what he’s getting at with the dog but not really because I’m taking the damn dog.
Did he charge people looking at his hot option extra tar-tar sauce to make up from the difference, in his ego. Cause we got a BBQ restaurant here that has that in spades!
But they have a dog together 🤣
I learned the hard way not to let lesser girls guide you
Woooow.... guys exist like this? WTF god??? why can't I have one??? I'm shit in relationships cause I have a wandering eye / have a very high sex drive but im also super possessive and wouldnt have an open relationship bc I dont want my man sleeping with other women.
I find the newscaster/Troy McLure manner of speaking is so very off-putting. Unless it's Ron Livingston.
that dog sharing "issue" is so weak and cringe. Figure that shit out and part ways jfc
This man is doomed
Stavvros is one of the most grotesque men I’ve ever laid my eyes on, but he sure as shit is the funniest
Dude that dog is collateral. Walk away from the girl and the dog
Homeboy needs to learn to stop talking a minute and take the advice. Constantly talking over Stav...whom he called for advice. Just shut up bro. Speak when it's your turn.