Pathologic is Genius, And Here's Why

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  • Two hours? That sounds like a nightmare. Luckily, so is the game. And what an amazing nightmare it is.
    Mandalore's (great and much more concise) Review of Classic HD:
    • Pathologic Classic HD ...
    / hbomb
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    www.hbomb.zone/
    #Pathologic #PathologicReview

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  • @shneancy220
    @shneancy220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11342

    A 2 hour long film
    me: eh, a tad too long innit
    A 2h YT video
    me: ayyy, how about a 3rd rewatch

    • @sofo02
      @sofo02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Hahaha fourth time still going strong

    • @jdthejugoo
      @jdthejugoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      The story of this game is so engaging I like hearing about it

    • @matthewkopeck8540
      @matthewkopeck8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait you seriously wouldnt watch a movie because it's 2 hours long

    • @shneancy220
      @shneancy220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      @@matthewkopeck8540 yes, everything I write on the internet I write being extremely serious, all my words expressing my deepest thoughts and feelings.

    • @matthewkopeck8540
      @matthewkopeck8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shneancy220 then I dont see how the original is even relevant if you were being sarcastic in the first place? Jeez, you 13 year olds are dumb.

  • @EpicScizor
    @EpicScizor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2084

    So as it turns out, if you *don't* kill the kid, they rescue you from jail later.
    So Harry clearly never tried the "don't kill the kid" route 😂

    • @boogiebong420
      @boogiebong420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

      OMG thank you for sharing this information 😭

    • @AuroraIceFlame
      @AuroraIceFlame 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +292

      So there is a small reward for choosing to be good for once, huh kinda surprising for this game.

    • @roseivy5956
      @roseivy5956 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

      ​@@AuroraIceFlame I mean it does actually kind of make sense, the game has already taught you to not expect rewards for being a good person and from the sounds of it, not killing the kid doesn't yield any *immediate* results. It almost feels like the devs laughing at you again, doing a little fake out where they put you in an impossible situation and then, when you make a morally bad choice, going "haha jk you could have just done the right thing and it actually would have paid off, we just tricked you into murdering a child for no reason." It kind of destroys the detachment that allows most people to make the "right" choices in a game and brings you down to the level of a real person actually fighting for their life, only to bring back that detachment later, when you find out from a TH-cam comment that there actually was a reward for being good after all, and come face to face with the fact that you unnecessarily killed a kid.

    • @kingpest13
      @kingpest13 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Evil

    • @jstarstudios7110
      @jstarstudios7110 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@roseivy5956I would argue it's not "detachment", but quite the opposite, that would prevent you from killing the child. Or am I the only one who would rather die than murder a child irl?

  • @casscain5196
    @casscain5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8333

    january 2020: daniil dankovsky's fun steppe vacation
    may 2020: artemy burak'sh tormentous nightmare

    • @davidfasthands474
      @davidfasthands474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Underrated

    • @ArtoriaZz2137
      @ArtoriaZz2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      does any1 know what music plays under it?

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plague.

    • @Vellzi
      @Vellzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ArtoriaZz2137 El Tigr3 - She Swallowed Burning Coals

    • @caitmonroe9349
      @caitmonroe9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      July 2020: The Changling's narrative is starting to feel kind of repetitive and it's clear we're being messed with.

  • @forgot7en
    @forgot7en ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    In this video, you can see the clear rate of the Day 1 achievement is 13.2%.
    4 years later, I checked the achievements, and the Day 1 clear rate is 16.5%. In 4 years, there has only been a 3.3% increase of players who actually went this far.
    And yet, somehow, it has 88% positive reviews from 2942 users. One of the top POSITIVE reviews literally states "made my mental illness worse."
    EDIT: Apparently it's an increase of about 25%. Thanks random math nerd

    • @waytogo8014
      @waytogo8014 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Whats not to like with pessimism and mental illness?

    • @EdeN_2006
      @EdeN_2006 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So true ​@@waytogo8014

    • @SixArmedSweater
      @SixArmedSweater 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      To be fair my favorite game, We Know The Devil, made MY mental illness much worse, but in a beneficial way.

    • @rane1442
      @rane1442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@SixArmedSweater this game looks cool as hell! Thanks for mentioning it I just bought a copy

    • @michaeluwuowo
      @michaeluwuowo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@rane1442how's it going now?

  • @TheHazmat347
    @TheHazmat347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6184

    "honey, it's 4pm, time to watch Pathologic Is Genius and Here's Why again"
    "yes dear"

    • @assadissa2
      @assadissa2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You mean 4 am

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@assadissa2 Time is an illusion, Pathologic is Genius is eternal.

    • @kainreaverz
      @kainreaverz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Iba a escribir un comentario diciendo algo así, pero en español.

    • @jlee7811
      @jlee7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m on day 4 of trying to finish this video

    • @agalwithnoname
      @agalwithnoname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kainreaverz JAJAJAJAJA yo también

  • @bleepbloopbloop-h5y
    @bleepbloopbloop-h5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18878

    There's a positive review on steam that describes Pathologic as like "reading Dostoyevsky but the book is beating the shit out of you" and i really feel like that sums up the vibe

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      That is perfect I hope hbomb sees this

    • @lovaszaron3138
      @lovaszaron3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Accurate.

    • @jadeharley7190
      @jadeharley7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      PLZ I just had to read it for a class this semester

    • @tmbabe13
      @tmbabe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      come to think of it reading the underground man had a similar vibe to trying to read some of pathalogic's (particularly the og translation) dialogue and understand it

    • @Stutts1895
      @Stutts1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jazwhoaskedforthis 89

  • @bentonick
    @bentonick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5743

    Next time someone tries to argue with me, i'll hit them with the ol "YOU ARE BROKEN. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM USED TO WINNING"

    • @Jessica-tc1ug
      @Jessica-tc1ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      and say it in the most robotic way possible

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      What a prickly prick.

    • @chewychibi03
      @chewychibi03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ahahahaha

    • @myopicmanatee6432
      @myopicmanatee6432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Make sure to throw in random Latin words to show your intellectual superiority.

    • @AlasKenn1
      @AlasKenn1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      It's like T-posing with words

  • @mizushimo
    @mizushimo ปีที่แล้ว +5052

    It just hit me that this came out 2 months before we were all dodging the actual plague in real life
    "So a plague is starting, but no one with the power to take proper action will help because everyone has their own agenda."

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton ปีที่แล้ว +346

      And now food costs more and more each day...

    • @QuilloManar
      @QuilloManar ปีที่แล้ว

      And you have to spend a considerable time convincing the main people in power that there even is a plague for them to do anything about it.

    • @2ndeaster
      @2ndeaster ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Death Stranding also released around the same time and it's about an essential worker doing an important delivery in a world where people disconnected from each others.
      Kojima and Harry got an explanation to do...

    • @dylanintefilin
      @dylanintefilin ปีที่แล้ว +117

      i literally double checked the release date of this vid when he said that line 😭😭😭 fuck

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae ปีที่แล้ว

      So, hbomberguy caused the plague by putting a part of his soul into a video about surviving a plague. This is a normal thing.
      perhaps we could make a better world by putting our souls into things talking about idealistic happy fantasy worlds.

  • @BlondTimeWaster
    @BlondTimeWaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    So now I'm a girl in a small Russian town in the middle of the plague. It's time to start speaking like I have a PhD in philosophy.

    • @i.147
      @i.147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      dont forget to stock up on needles and painkillers in case a doctor willing to trade walnuts passes by!

    • @psychic-paranoia8020
      @psychic-paranoia8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Accidentally kill a child while trying to heal them.

    • @kingcrimsonwashere8736
      @kingcrimsonwashere8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      And remember to keep a Derringer in your back pocket!

    • @animechnik8740
      @animechnik8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      С какого ты города, зай?

    • @whereisawesomeness
      @whereisawesomeness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Quote Nietzsche without bothering to understand his ideas

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11140

    Great job everyone, since this video’s been released, we’ve gotten the Pathologic first day completion achievement up to a whopping 15%!

  • @jcs6387
    @jcs6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20914

    a plague is starting and the people in power have no idea what they are doing and you feel completely powerless *haha i love fictional video games*

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      IKR? Next pandemic will be even funnier because it seems no one will learn anything from that one. Why the fuck vaccine takes so long?

    • @user-yl2so8db5t
      @user-yl2so8db5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      Imperative Games because that’s how science works. A year is an incredibly short estimate for a vaccine considering it takes years and even decades to run trials for this type of thing usually to account for the diversity of millions/ billions of people with differing conditions.
      In the meantime, the government is supposed to contain the situation til a vaccine is developed and... well. It’s not. Blame fully lies with gov.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@user-yl2so8db5t One would assume that modeling how the immune system works would be a much higher priority and the international project would be created and properly financed...
      Because viruses don't have (national) prejudice and a real threat to everyone...

    • @dylanparry8364
      @dylanparry8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Escapist fiction is just my favourite 😭👌

    • @Merahki3863
      @Merahki3863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@ImperativeGames we already have general models of the immune system and the human genome. That describes a normal person. The problem is quite a high percentage of people aren't normal and the factors are so intricate it's hard to measure why. Top quality research requires measuring people over a long time (decades) very invasively and having a wide sample to make sure the people you are studying aren't 1 in a million. To get a full picture you also need to study what doesn't work, to really get a fuller picture of what's going on. Nobody is going to sign up for that lifestyle and very few follow through with it. Researchers do a lot of low quality less invasive research and that's just how it's gonna be if you live in an ethical society.

  • @lunaraydue1340
    @lunaraydue1340 ปีที่แล้ว +3096

    It's fair to criticize the fact that none of the NPCs are doing anything or talking to each other when you enter a room, but if you think about it... Doesn't that illustrate the themes of the game and the secret ending? The fact that they're dolls who only act when their god decides to play with them?

    • @coynelaundry
      @coynelaundry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      shes spittin

    • @zarawhelan4132
      @zarawhelan4132 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      K why was this actually an amazing take?

    • @moosekilzer8690
      @moosekilzer8690 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

      Especially with the addition of this being a stage play, since extras often freeze in the background

    • @jamesf4423
      @jamesf4423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It’s genius stuff

    • @PeeksAndGeeks
      @PeeksAndGeeks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamesf4423very

  • @thejudge1728
    @thejudge1728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6064

    This reminds me of a tweet I've read a while back.
    "A Russian book is only truly good if either the writer, the reader, or the characters suffer" and the reply "And only if all three suffer, can it truly be considered a masterpiece".

    • @orgax
      @orgax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Perhaps It makes sense if we remember that we Russians have never had good times, there has never been freedom, wealth and security for ordinary citizens.

    • @АртёмВласов-т5ю
      @АртёмВласов-т5ю 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@orgax ооо, либераху порвало

    • @orgax
      @orgax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@АртёмВласов-т5ю Причем тут либерахи, ты собственную историю забыл?

    • @PierreDalique
      @PierreDalique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Suffering is just an essential part of Russian culture. Doomer Kingdom. And I like it

    • @Altropos
      @Altropos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Me: looking at my 1600 page copy of War and Peace
      * Nods sufferingly

  • @garrottingonabudget5626
    @garrottingonabudget5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10881

    Still can't believe that Tommy Tallarico made the soundtrack for this masterpiece.

    • @sarahroberson6036
      @sarahroberson6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      He did…no way

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

      Not only that, he was the first American to eat an egg!

    • @juliacorinnaalice8124
      @juliacorinnaalice8124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

      His mother must be very proud!

    • @ohno8774
      @ohno8774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

      It doesnt surprise me - hes worked on over 400 video games

    • @brynnp1165
      @brynnp1165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      @@ohno8774 *500 video games!

  • @ShiraCheshire
    @ShiraCheshire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19350

    I unironically love that we live in a world where a guy can talk about a video game for 2 straight hours, praising it constantly, only to tell you not to play it.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      and, bonus, he got paid to do it.
      (talk about the game, i mean, not play it, because youtube.)

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It's a very unfun game

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      noah often makes 4 hours long videos
      like a vid on EVERY COD GAME from storytelling standpoint

    • @TheGreenskullgaming
      @TheGreenskullgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      but you should play Pathalogic 2, just as dread inducing but more user friendly and feels a lot better to play (god does it still hurt though)

    • @Rissa_1322
      @Rissa_1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      those are the best ones. I almost never want anyone to play anything i play because they can never have MY experience and if they don't love it like i love it it will CRUSH ME

  • @meganvincent5381
    @meganvincent5381 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    My sister pointed out something really interesting about the changeling. Her name literally matches the European folk creature that snatches children and replaces them with an evil version of the child. She said that it could've been a botched changeling job because she was left in a shallow grave. I just found that super interesting and never noticed it before and it was staring me in the face lol

    • @navyt9862
      @navyt9862 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Just FYI it's a localization quirk, in the original she's called "The Impostor" without any folklore connotations.

  • @ArcturusAcerbic
    @ArcturusAcerbic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10465

    This is a 2h long documentary depicting a man developing Stockholm syndrome towards a game. 10/10 fun.

    • @bigmouthprick5852
      @bigmouthprick5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@oneiric1213 I am looking for it on the wiki page. Where does it say that?

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@bigmouthprick5852 "Stockholm syndrome is a "contested illness" due to doubt about the legitimacy of the condition", at the begining.

    • @thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970
      @thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@sambeckettcat everything you have written here is a Complete fabrication of the truth with absolutely zero evidence to back up such a claim, if this was even remotely true then there would be alot of source material in Google or any other search engine in the UK (I'm not in a censored country) that would offer to agree with this ludicrous statement, iys a very entertaining and enjoyable little anecdote that belongs firmly in the fictional corner right in between Where's wally and stig of the dump...

    • @thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970
      @thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Dante Galand did you really just quote a wiki page and try and make out it's facts?? Bro I could literally start a wiki page right now and say what ever I wanted and it would never be fact checked and I could post it and say its 100% Gospel 🤣🤣🤣 gtfoh with this haha

    • @Frostgiantbutsmall
      @Frostgiantbutsmall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@thatannoyingguyinthecommen5970 Wikipedia is actually pretty anal about making sure pages have accurate information. It's possible that you'll find misinformation, but that's more rare than you'd expect.

  • @latrodectahespara2728
    @latrodectahespara2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    "I put a lot of effort into my visuals, but, y'know... that's fine."
    I'M SORRY HARRIS I HAVE ADHD

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODUH

    • @DoomedDruid
      @DoomedDruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I listen to these at work

    • @caatko1388
      @caatko1388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Same thoughhhh
      Not sure who this guy is but he has a nice voice... And I'm a sook that hates jumpscares 😭

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Same, had to rewind the video several times because I was too busy staring at something in-game to understand what he was saying.
      Like, not even important shit, aka wtf is that rat animation lol

    • @bagds0
      @bagds0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. I suspect quite a few of us do.

  • @cosmoknott4451
    @cosmoknott4451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5364

    On my 6th rewatch and only just now realizing that there are worm people in this world probably because there are worms in the kids' sandbox.

    • @olivialanc9035
      @olivialanc9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      HOW DID I NEVER GET THIS OMG-

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      Cosmo Knott Is Genius And Here's Why

    • @dewayner5388
      @dewayner5388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      You think that’s bad, I’m only just realizing the text description at character selection is yet more purple prose to tell you how the character sees their own history and role

    • @stagpie6449
      @stagpie6449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      The sickness is also called the Sand Plague iirc!

    • @ONE-vt1fz
      @ONE-vt1fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@stagpie6449 in pathologic 2 it was changed to sand pest! as in theres something infecting the sandbox!

  • @andrewherrmann5243
    @andrewherrmann5243 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +409

    I might be disgustingly late to this idea, but I thought I'd bring it up: the sound of a child crying that plays whenever your reputation goes down... Is one of the kids from the garden making that noise, weeping because their story has taken yet another turn for the tragic?
    Again, this has only occurred to me as a possibility after listening to this video about a dozen times. (btw sorry mr. bomberguy, my job won't let me have my phone out :(

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Indeed, there is a child crying when your reputation goes down, _and_ a child clapping excitedly when it goes up.
      It may be the boy, even: IIRC he says that he prefers a nice story but the girl gets to call the shots and likes them twisted.

    • @zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused
      @zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      there's also an infected npc that comments on it
      "the boy is laughing and the girl is crying"

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      And here I thought that was a sound effect hbomb added in post!

  • @ctoconnor1732
    @ctoconnor1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5235

    Harris says that Pathologic is the most alone you can get with your thoughts in a game. he says this because clearly, hes never depersonalized while playing solitaire for multiple straight hours

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Both of you are casuals. True dissatisfaction comes from 72 hours of bloxorz on coolmath games

    • @finnorourke4861
      @finnorourke4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Nothing hurts more than grinding for 30 humanity in the depths, and missing 1 sunlight maggot...

    • @zlodrim9284
      @zlodrim9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      System Shock 2 is probably the game that made me feel the loneliest.

    • @AnimeDreamer141
      @AnimeDreamer141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@zlodrim9284 i see you've never played chess against yourself

    • @tropicarls
      @tropicarls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@maxmad7641 blight town feels like a night out with the boys in west bengal.

  • @DabbleDo
    @DabbleDo ปีที่แล้ว +6191

    I love playing Pathologic. It’s easier than people think. You just press play, and this nice British man explains it to you!

    • @imakerbadcontentrbad8664
      @imakerbadcontentrbad8664 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Ah, so it's just like LittleBigPlanet! Lemme get the kids, gonna boot up Pathologic for family game night!

    • @langerjunge
      @langerjunge ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Is that the one where he tells you to walk through the door to the left, not the one to the right?

    • @Tp_hedgelinghog
      @Tp_hedgelinghog ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@langerjunge I love The Stanley Parable. It is so good.

    • @childecamehome7149
      @childecamehome7149 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@langerjungeoh my god the stanley parable, so good

    • @boogiebong420
      @boogiebong420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@langerjungethis has got to be the best reply ever written

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6700

    I just wanna note something someone said in the premiere chat: Most kids are all "I wanna have magic powers!" and these kids are like "I want this bachelor of medicine to realize his quest to conquer death is ultimately futile."

    • @worldwar2freak12
      @worldwar2freak12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +857

      Russians.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I don't. Immortality sounds sweet.

    • @shizotypical
      @shizotypical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      I mean, Klara did have magic powers, was it that great of an experience for her? These kids know.

    • @melissahourihan2344
      @melissahourihan2344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      my times playing dolls as a kid would get dark sometimes too I get it.

    • @AmonDevilman
      @AmonDevilman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I once put my toys trough a literal Ragnarok.

  • @ohnoitslils
    @ohnoitslils 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    no matter how many times I watch this, 'GO ONION' catches me off guard and utterly incapacitates me

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10458

    Giving you a 6 shot revolver and then pitting you against exactly 7 guys is hilarious

    • @clsisman
      @clsisman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      It’s extra funny when you’re Clara and it takes you 12 hits to floor the last one and four for them to floor you 🫠

    • @wahbl997
      @wahbl997 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      The game is actually unrealistic here. In real Soviet Russia there is always a way to unsheathe your balalaika or make your pet bear or your babushka fight the 7th one.
      You are never lost in real Soviet Russia.

    • @maggiem6209
      @maggiem6209 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      That has to be the most meanly obvious joke at a player's expense I've ever seen in gaming. 😂

    • @090giver090
      @090giver090 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@wahbl997 The game is obviously set before the Revolution. So, this is what we had to get along in those dark tsarist times. 😆

    • @PhobosTK
      @PhobosTK ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Which is funny, considering that it looks like Russian/Soviet Nagant revolver that had a 7-round cylinder

  • @sarahtonin6367
    @sarahtonin6367 ปีที่แล้ว +4260

    "Don't catch the plague, shithead" has to be some of the best life advice I've ever heard.

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It was basically government policy here in the UK

    • @Paledomain
      @Paledomain ปีที่แล้ว +37

      aged like fine wine lol

    • @pentax2551
      @pentax2551 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That part really cracked me up

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It worked for me!

    • @bisnecronomidol6559
      @bisnecronomidol6559 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Crusader1089 Convict-19

  • @teodoraristic822
    @teodoraristic822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24507

    This is *MY* sleepover and *I* get to choose the movie!

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      mood

    • @yerthebestaround9654
      @yerthebestaround9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      7 hours of Pokemon Omega Ruby?

    • @jimmykeffer7401
      @jimmykeffer7401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

      But we always watch Pathologic is Genius and Here’s Why

    • @Taz31415
      @Taz31415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@yerthebestaround9654 Pierce Brosnan at Mrs. Fitzsimmons sea bass.

    • @MrInurbutt
      @MrInurbutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicolesong6199 theway too loud 00 cc in

  • @enenome9810
    @enenome9810 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Sometimes I wonder why the phrase "delicious egg" haunts me.
    Then, I return.

  • @katyadade1041
    @katyadade1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4764

    I am from Russia, many of us played it as kids with no internet, it felt normal-paced because we usually didn't have too many games to play. So we never questioned if it was weird.

    • @Cuntypostaldude
      @Cuntypostaldude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      That's amazing lol

    • @pedrosaraiva
      @pedrosaraiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

      Imagine the reaction a child who’ve only played this game would have towards, say, mario 64.

    • @fyfrrez
      @fyfrrez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      This game actualy like living in Russia. So we felt at home.

    • @zab416
      @zab416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@pedrosaraiva That would be kind of a mind fuck. Probably at first "TOO BRIGHT" and then they'd get into it but keep wondering where the deception parts were. Would not be freaked out by the haunted house level but maybe still by the eel? That is my guess on this hypothetical kid.

    • @pedrosaraiva
      @pedrosaraiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@zab416 ahah yeah I thought the same thing “wait, how am I supposed to know how hungry mario is? Do i have to guess based on in game time? Also there’s no food anywhere”

  • @midgematic
    @midgematic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    The Bachelor: *says something pretentious*
    The Player: Im not with him. Ive never met this man before in my life

    • @LAAV69
      @LAAV69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This so hard

    • @lilcarttheoneandonly
      @lilcarttheoneandonly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice pfp, spleens is best cat

    • @inkaf225
      @inkaf225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @not Shane kid you're clearly a kid for dissing grey.

  • @allysonmccartney2150
    @allysonmccartney2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    An interesting detail I noticed: at the end of the opening play all of the characters exit the stage but they all exit in different ways. the bachelor takes the stairs thereby ruining the illusion of the performance. The haruspex exits back through the wings of the stage as most stage actors would. And lastly Clara hops off the front of the stage like a child.
    Just an interesting detail

    • @TheKing-qz6mb
      @TheKing-qz6mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      That's a solid observation good on ya!

    • @maxmad7641
      @maxmad7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This man is BIG BRAIN

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      The bachelor also likes to take what he sees as the most logical route. The stairs are in view and easy to use so why wouldn't he take them? The haruspex goes behind the scenes because his role in the town as a menkhu is largely behind the scenes. He understands the inner workings of his town, like all the backstage work in a play. And the Changling jumps off the stage instead of either exit because she... I dunno, understands that this is all a game and therefore isn't confided to the same rules as the other two?

    • @sarahelster6835
      @sarahelster6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@misteryA555 what is even more important is that the imaginary wall between the stage and the viewers is the first fourth wall. That's why we even use the word fourth wall, it all began in theater

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@misteryA555 without a certain other video, I'd say it was her extreme rejection of the social convention of the play, the world itself, and her interactions.

  • @thecheshirespy5002
    @thecheshirespy5002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    I fell asleep listening to this, and thought I imagined most of it up. The hunger, the price change, especially shmowder. I'm astounded that my brain made none of this up except for putting into a Stardew valley art style.

    • @4VI4N
      @4VI4N 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      now i wanna see stardew valley pathologic

    • @tatltails3923
      @tatltails3923 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@4VI4N That's just Fear and Hunger, actually

    • @4VI4N
      @4VI4N 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tatltails3923u right mb

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3620

    “Your main quest is getting these warring factions to admit that the obvious problem exists.”
    Hmmm, wonder what that’s like

    • @thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882
      @thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      I yelled "Global warming" and scared my cat T_T

    • @jacksonelh
      @jacksonelh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TooLateToTheParty not really to be honest, pillars is the only example I can think of.

    • @Grisolder
      @Grisolder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@jacksonelh Well, it is also definitely a Bioware thing : think about Dragon Age Origins, or Dragon Age Inquisition, as well as the whole plot of the "Mass Effect" trilogy.

    • @jacksonelh
      @jacksonelh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grisolder I haven't played any of those haha. pretty much the only rpgs I haven't played yet

    • @gulfgiggleanimations4472
      @gulfgiggleanimations4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      What’s that? I couldn’t hear your joke over the sound of people drowning in the boiling ocean.

  • @MrGermandeutsch
    @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    *_Pathologic, a Game where the Player becomes the NPC, but the Protagonist never appears._*

    • @jojonas5463
      @jojonas5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bruh

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jojonas5463 indeed

    • @matthewlunsford2904
      @matthewlunsford2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrGermandeutsch bruhhhhhh

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Well it's a game that feels like there IS no protagonist, just someone that really shouldn't have any control, is given control of a potentially viable NPC that COULD do something... potentially, maybe.
      It's like playing NPCs in Dungeons and Dragons.... and the hero party never pops up.

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kinagrill
      I mean, this is exactly what I intented to imply in my initial comment, isn't it?

  • @leilas5419
    @leilas5419 ปีที่แล้ว +3799

    i watched this when it first came out and all these years later "DANIIL DANKOVSKIYS FUN STEPPE VACATION was just the tutorial for ARTEMY BURAKHS TORMENTOUS NIGHTMARE" still lives rent free in my head

    • @leilas5419
      @leilas5419 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      as a native russian speaker i feel like i should play this in the original russian script at some point

    • @riirah1010
      @riirah1010 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      IT'S MY FAVORITE PART

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      She Swallowed Burning Coals was the perfect song choice

    • @riirah1010
      @riirah1010 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ashikjaman1940 THANK YOU I have been looking for this music for months!! IT'S SUCH A BOP

    • @0meAcat1
      @0meAcat1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha every time

  • @takacsnic
    @takacsnic ปีที่แล้ว +312

    at 9:04 when he says, "you might be wondering why I'm reading the words out when they're on the screen, and that's because some people like to listen to these videos," it felt like a nice moment as right then I was in an art class and listening to this while doing an assignment, idk it just made me smile. He puts so much work into these videos for anyone to enjoy it however they can.

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9466

    Playing Bachelor: "I hate this entire town."
    Playing Haruspex: "This entire town hates me."
    Playing Changeling: "Just like the simulations."

    • @h4jlk790
      @h4jlk790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      Bachelor: “the town hates me”
      Haruspex: “the town hates me and thinks I’m a killer”
      Changeling: “just like the simulations.”

    • @Hopeitsagood1
      @Hopeitsagood1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Bachelor: EFF U
      Haruspex: EFF ME
      Changeling: Just like the simulations

    • @expectationofplenty
      @expectationofplenty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@h4jlk790 hugs 🫂

    • @vulpesignis2201
      @vulpesignis2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Average barchelor fan: i uant to have fwan
      Average haruspex enjoyer: damn this story is better than harry potter
      Changeling: *Changeling*

    • @nickmontalbano9573
      @nickmontalbano9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Watch those wrist rockets.

  • @Suthek
    @Suthek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6423

    Imagine if the horrible translation was something unique to the Bachelor. He's not from there, he may not speak their dialect (or even language) all that well. Imagine getting turned off by the near unintelligible conversations and then you decide to play the Haruspex and suddenly everything is written perfectly crisp and clear.

    • @thegreensunsetgroup2501
      @thegreensunsetgroup2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

      I think that's the next logical step to make this game worse (worse in this context means better because it's pathologic)

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      Don't give them ideas! Your lucky they even let you understand what the language they are speaking in the FIRST place!

    • @Gloss613
      @Gloss613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      this is the opposite of playing as a malkavian in vampire the masquerade: bloodlines, no one understands you, and you can't understand anyone

    • @bookbook9495
      @bookbook9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@epicgamer-ny4fj cough cough butchers

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Second terrible idea to make the game worse (and better for pathologic) : force the player to only play the bachelor up to a certain point on their first time and have almost all the text be in untranslated Russian. Once the player gets fed up and goes back to the main menu, give them the ability to play the haruspex with perfect translation

  • @nessie6899
    @nessie6899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6428

    It is vital that everyone know that in pathologic 2 the bachelor is so short that in one of the parts where you meet him outside of isidor’s house the devs had to make him float a few inches off the ground in order to make him easily noticeable so you don’t step on him. This fact is important to me

    • @eldritch_midnight6007
      @eldritch_midnight6007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      I thought he was short in classic HD but I wasn’t sure if that was true for every character or just the bachelor

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      I'm making an AI dungeon scenario where it's just this but the bachelor is just a fucking dwarf with a scalpel

    • @nessie6899
      @nessie6899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@dani.2479 that’s just the bachelor in-game. Little gnome man who loves causing problems

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nessie6899 nah im straight up making him a fucking dwarf

    • @nessie6899
      @nessie6899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@dani.2479 honestly good. thank you for your service

  • @theworldmushroom2581
    @theworldmushroom2581 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The fact that the advice about Nina is the most replayed part if the video implying people went back to remember it while playing the game makes me really happy

  • @MethCrystal666
    @MethCrystal666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    Daniil Dankovsky's fun steppe vacation in the streets
    Artemy Burakh's tormentous nightmare in the sheets

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't want to ruin those 420 likes...

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      honestly, that soundclip is just so funny to me

    • @tadhgknight3484
      @tadhgknight3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can someone give me a time stamp because this is a two hour video and sometimes ya just wanna listen to that clip

    • @MsAnimeEagle
      @MsAnimeEagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tadhgknight3484 1:05:45-1:05:55 Enjoy (。´∀`)ノ

    • @SputnikBeepBoop
      @SputnikBeepBoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paperbackwriter1111 It's my absolute favorite part of the video

  • @nussymussy
    @nussymussy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    debunking flat earth: 45 minutes
    discussing this game: 2 hours and 10 minutes

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      one was a labour of hate
      the other was a labour of love

    • @enahassenkam3171
      @enahassenkam3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      To be fair, flat earth doesn’t really take much to debunk.

    • @transatlanticdylan8229
      @transatlanticdylan8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Pathologic is far more layered than flat earth theory

    • @aug1014
      @aug1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Flat earth took less time to debunk actually. He ranted about a bad spy plane and a poorly designed t-shirt during the video

    • @soulmechanics7946
      @soulmechanics7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This game is pretty amazing, to be fair. I love this. This is the sort of game I have always wished existed.

  • @Sins...
    @Sins... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3495

    Of course Dankovsky has so much walking to do, he's gotta meet his daily Steppe goals.

  • @drebbmebben5322
    @drebbmebben5322 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    "THAT'S what the game looks like???"
    -My loving partner who has heard me listen this video hundreds of times, but apparently never looked at the screen

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      This might be a personal opinion, but I like pathologic graphics MORE than pathologic 2. I think it's quite charming and sets the scene very well

    • @flaherty9248
      @flaherty9248 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@BassicallyKiyashFeel the same about fallout nv, never use graphics mods cause I like the charm of how shitty the base game looks

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@flaherty9248 legit, i was disappointed when i saw pathologic 2

    • @flaherty9248
      @flaherty9248 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@BassicallyKiyash eh I think pathological 2 still has its charms but it makes everything seems for dated rather than just artistic choice from the 1st game

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@flaherty9248 agreed

  • @Snpaulie
    @Snpaulie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5004

    The 3 million views are just the same 30k people watching the video again

    • @botanicallyaberry6406
      @botanicallyaberry6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      I saw this comment while currently rewatching this video for the nth time this year lmao

    • @WetRatGaming
      @WetRatGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      On my hundredth rewatch, I feel called out XD

    • @vladimirstok149
      @vladimirstok149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      what the fuck is wrong with us :((

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@vladimirstok149 Nothing is wrong with us. Snpaul is obviously the Shabnak trying to single us out and pick us off. Damnable steppe demon...

    • @veelogation3890
      @veelogation3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its so good tho

  • @Vorael
    @Vorael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    "YOU ARE PLAYING--"
    "Oh, he's gonna say 'Real Life'"
    "--A PAIN SIMULATOR!"
    "Hey, I was right."

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      goiters for everyone!

    • @kusemono1755
      @kusemono1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was going to say S T R E S S B E H A V I O U R S I M U L A T O R

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too accurate

  • @_UnknownStory
    @_UnknownStory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6244

    TH-cam Algorithm: Do you want to watch the 2 hour long "Pathologic is Genius, and Here's Why" video for the fifth time?
    Me: yeah

    • @zaya9993
      @zaya9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      i cant even count how many times ive been here, oops...

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@zaya9993 it is my 3am TH-cam binge and I get to pick the comfort video

    • @panickedshrieking5454
      @panickedshrieking5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I've watched this about 50 times. That being said this video is one of the few things I can fall asleep to.

    • @CP_Maverick
      @CP_Maverick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think I'm at that exact number now. I just bought the game yesterday and I have yet to play it because this video keeps my attention lol

    • @thehatofwin
      @thehatofwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@panickedshrieking5454 Seriously this, there's a rare few videos like this that are somehow just perfect to fall asleep to.

  • @bakedfish947
    @bakedfish947 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Have listened to this video almost weekly for years, and just now realized that the reason the time period is so ambiguous is most likely because the town is imagined by children who likely don’t know a lot about historical congruence, and just smash everything together regardless of whether or not it makes sense in the setting

  • @sebastianquintana5412
    @sebastianquintana5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5186

    As a med student i can confirm that clinics and surgeons often end up trying to hunt each other down

    • @zab416
      @zab416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Shit I've shown a few med students a screenshot of this game. I didn't mean to help fuel the ongoing blood feud. Or the bureaucratic cat and mouse. I'm not sure which is more deadly.

    • @tylerbeaumont
      @tylerbeaumont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Pathologic is just an analogy for trying to find the right number to call for an uncommon treatment while working in first appointments prove me wrong

    • @zab416
      @zab416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tylerbeaumont Scenario in your comment gives me a similar sense of looming horrible doom as Pathologic, this is a solid game theory.

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Do you also wake up everyday looking at your original goals for life then continue your quest helping deal with the unexpected plauge?

    • @Chloe-kd6zq
      @Chloe-kd6zq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🔝🔝✨🔝🔝🔝🔝

  • @AnesthesiaCat
    @AnesthesiaCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    The I'm Not Dead achievement has gone up to 14.3% in the 201 days since this video was posted. I wonder how responsible it was for that.

    • @nidianelto7193
      @nidianelto7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      The best part about it, is that all of the days achievements went up (at least the achievements that Hbomb shows at 26:05) meaning that not only did he get more people to buy and play the game, but that a majority of them made it past day one and even up to day five, otherwise those stats would have dropped down even more.

    • @matthiasman
      @matthiasman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      In fairness... people have had a lot of spare time since then...

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      matthiasman haha! What ever could you possibly be talking about!

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AnimatedTerror Pathologic LARPing ofc

  • @cottage-core_
    @cottage-core_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    "A plague is starting but no one with the power for taking proper action will help..."
    This aged...

  • @ohnothepineappleohno1524
    @ohnothepineappleohno1524 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Shopkeeper is seriously looking you dead in the eye and telling you a egg is worth 1650$

    • @KiraTesla
      @KiraTesla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      Assuming it's rubles, and using today's exchange rate, that egg is about $18. Completely ridiculous

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      ​@@KiraTesla I thought to myself "hm that's not that bad" and then I remembered that's for a singular egg and not even a carton

    • @cyanuwu1864
      @cyanuwu1864 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@KiraTesla ok but today's exchange rate is fucked tho LMAO

  • @nixnox1962
    @nixnox1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    Ukranian Russian here, I might be able to explain the "Dragon/Leviathan" bit. So its not them using weird words just cause. The phrase Immortal Dragon has cultural connotation because our folklore and children's tales often feature a superhuman tank of a knight called a bagatir fighting various enemies, like baba yaga, koschei the "death-less" , and a dragon named zmei gorynych. They essentially created a smorgasborg of Slavic folklore as a backdrop for the story and this phrase is a small example, they combined the famous titles of two villains central in our cultural folktales, and this led to: "the dragon without death". Or a little more concisely: "the immortal dragon" as seen in the "out of place" translation. Leviathan may make more sense to English players in context but it loses depth when the cultural/nostalgia feeling is replaced by a simple overused metaphor. It isn't a fully faithful translation, but I got no problems cause this may actually be impossible without a player having intimate cultural and lingual knowledge of the origin. But yea 95% of quirky translation here is just direct or adapted translation of a creative mash of slavic slang, references, idioms, etc. used in this story to draw in Slavic players by drawing on their memories and cultural identity with clever and subtle slips to create a feeling of even further depth in the setting and and increases the game's inherent draw to that subsect of players.

    • @patrickoleary1425
      @patrickoleary1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      This was really interesting to learn. Thx for clearing that up.

    • @WaaveLvl0
      @WaaveLvl0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      That's extremely interesting. I love the discussion around translations vs transliterations, it's just so incredibly complex when you have to weigh out what's better for the story; keeping the intention faithful to the original language or creating a clearer narrative to the non-native audience. In a situation like this I think going with the literal translation would've been the smarter option, the strangeness of the phrase in English really works for the tone and things like this also may lead to some of the audience learning details important to the game like your explanation of Slavic culture being directly tied to to it or just really cool facts in general.

    • @moongoose8768
      @moongoose8768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Think a lot of ppl don't wanna spam yr replies, but we all thank you for explaining.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Translating culture specific terms from Slavspeak into WASPspeak:
      "Bagatyr" is just a knight errant, comes from Mongolian title "Baghatur"
      "Zmei" or "zmiy" means literally "snake", and Gorynych is the name of a multi-headed hydra
      "Baba" is a dismissive term for a woman. "Baba yaga" is just a forest hag
      So russian folklore is not that confusing... really a mish-mash of Greek, central Asian and local Tatar/Bulgar/Slavic/Baltic legends, you got common Indo-European themes like phoenixes, being called just... "hot bird", princesses turned into frogs, and the most unique things are Yaga's hut having giant chicken legs (yes, her house moves), and Koschei being a skinny old man whose immortality is hidden in a nesting doll of needle-in-an-egg that's in-a-duck which is in-a-hare. Other themes are very similar to stuff from Greek myths renamed.

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      So it’s like the difference between calling someone a dragon and comparing someone to Smaug? There’s a bit of a nuance to it if you know exactly *which* dragon is being referenced... cool! I’ll have to look up the folklore, it sounds interesting!

  • @vincenzoorasi2498
    @vincenzoorasi2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3841

    "you are broken Lara. I, on the other hand, am used to winning" is something you'd expect Shadow the hedgehog to say, swiftly followed by "you're a beta male, Sonic!"

    • @deviouscrackers
      @deviouscrackers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I read it in his voice lol

    • @PermianExtinction
      @PermianExtinction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I'm literally always going to comment every time I see someone mentioning this line-it is mistranslated. Yes even in the updated TL. Daniil isn't being nearly as goofily rude as it comes off, he's telling her not to worry about HIM (because that's what she was worried about, that he was going to be executed by the Inquisition), literally just saying that she's a doomer. The line is more like, "Your spirit is crushed, Lara."

    • @deviouscrackers
      @deviouscrackers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@PermianExtinction it's still really funny to make fun of the line though

    • @tgreaux5027
      @tgreaux5027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *EGGS*

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PermianExtinction i dony understand

  • @themanontheclaphamomnibus
    @themanontheclaphamomnibus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    Another thing the game doesn’t tell you - those angels made of blood? If you stand still, they won’t infect you. They just hover right next to you for a few seconds and then fly off.
    It’s easier sometimes to do that, but it can increase the risk that something else - a grey cloud, rat, or infected person - can get you while standing still.

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Very interesting.

    • @dontworryhouston
      @dontworryhouston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Rats along with these are brutal

    • @gabrieleperine2124
      @gabrieleperine2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I try this and you're lying, I will hunt you

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I guess this means that the plague was genetically engineered by the guys from Jurassic Park.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The monsters that make you stand still to avoid them teamed up with the ones that you run from?! Damn it!

  • @desif2861
    @desif2861 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Wait, you mean "Pathologic is Genius, And Here's Why" isn't your favorite bedtime story for several years running? I truly can not relate.

  • @HayleyCopter
    @HayleyCopter ปีที่แล้ว +999

    To be fair to the game, I also turn into a rat in a bag when someone sneaks behind me and picks me up.

    • @Mangaka718
      @Mangaka718 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ok this got a legitimate laugh out of me, thank you

    • @andrewherrmann5243
      @andrewherrmann5243 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Despite all my rags, I am still just a rat in a bag...

  • @BelligerentSky
    @BelligerentSky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3301

    This video infected my brain because I watched it shortly after getting a job in food service and every time I went to grab onions out of the cooler I said to myself "go, onion, i need to collect the tools"

    • @joelovedaymusic8385
      @joelovedaymusic8385 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Hahahaha I love that! I guarantee I'll go the other way and start referring to "oynons" while I'm cooking

    • @SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK
      @SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I laughed way to long and... thx

    • @cassiopeiawarrener9654
      @cassiopeiawarrener9654 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Meanwhile, every time I handle eggs the spirit of Harris Hbomberguy Brewis rises in my head speaking directly into my soul 'delicious ... e g g.'

    • @versebuchanan512
      @versebuchanan512 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The walk-in, or your station mise? You're in the business, don't call it a cooler unless you're at somebody's uncles bbq, linedog.

    • @NeoNovastar
      @NeoNovastar ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@versebuchanan512i highly doubt bro is paid enough to give that much of a fuck lol

  • @Freezer94
    @Freezer94 ปีที่แล้ว +4747

    Wow, I can't believe Daniil Dankovsky plagerised that quote.

    • @lindseyclair921
      @lindseyclair921 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dankovsky you prickly prick, you’ve plagiarized us all!

    • @lrose5522
      @lrose5522 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      It finally all comes full circle

    • @theleaningaxehd
      @theleaningaxehd ปีที่แล้ว +339

      I waited years for this punchline

    • @HugoRBMarques
      @HugoRBMarques ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Cite your sources!

    • @alexdyer5369
      @alexdyer5369 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@theleaningaxehd I feel like I've had a 5 day glow, knowing this came to fruition.

  • @Jack-pt6bo
    @Jack-pt6bo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    I genuinely don't think Pathologic 3 would be here without this video, this game gained so much popularity from it and the studio were really struggling with money, which is why they couldn't add The Bachelor to 2. I'm so happy. Thank you hbomb.

  • @r.l.189
    @r.l.189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    Boy, don't I have the attention span to watch a 90 minute movie without being on my phone anymore. But I sure can watch a two hour video about a game I haven't played for the 7th time!

    • @xyzzyxzyxxyz
      @xyzzyxzyxxyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      lol that is so true. TH-cam content is getting so insanely good, I'm constantly surprised and the bar just keeps going higher.
      Meanwhile the movie industry has its bar lowered every year, movies just aren't worth it anymore, there are a few good ones every year though.

    • @philipbearman6431
      @philipbearman6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Lucas_Nuts
      @Lucas_Nuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xyzzyxzyxxyz It depends what you watch in here lmao, there's literally the type of content that will cringe the death out of you and there is the.....
      Well....
      The NSFW part of youtube.
      But yeah, this video is great guys, haha, ahah.

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@xyzzyxzyxxyz TH-cam has some of the best and most underrated content we ever had. Im afraid its not forever ... like where will this video be in 30 years ? Probably gone and forgotten. Makes me think we need to find a way to save all of it so we wont end up with a decade of lost media.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@m00nrac00n 100% agree Honestly, we need people downloading all of these things. Like in physical form. It's a lot of work but it needs to happen. I think about it a lot.

  • @vashtilives2469
    @vashtilives2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    “So a plague is starting but no one with the power to help will take proper action because everyone has their own agenda...” *stares into the camera in American*

    • @QuazimodoRodrigo
      @QuazimodoRodrigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      laughs in brazillian

    • @misia_lina
      @misia_lina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Gently chuckles in Polish

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Belly laughs in American

    • @oskarxie1474
      @oskarxie1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Snickers In Danish

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@QuazimodoRodrigo kkkkkkk

  • @kesshikou
    @kesshikou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    >Watch a quarter of review
    >Play Pathologic 2
    >"Huh I must be starting as one of the other characters!"
    >Play a considerable amount and die a lot
    >Watches rest of review
    >ARTEMY BURAKH'S TORMENTOUS NIGHTMARE

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Fun fact: The one and only time I have ever fallen asleep while on my computer was when I was playing this game. Genuinely, no joke. I was walking for so long that my head just fell forward and I took a nap for like 2 hours.
    Thanks for introducing this game to me, Mr. Bomberguy.

  • @aprokhozhy
    @aprokhozhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Oh goddamn. The polyhedron IS a metaphor for videogames. “A building made from it’s own blueprints” is literally what code is

    • @melchezediek
      @melchezediek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Damn, okay, everyone seems to find a comment for this video that blows their minds, and this is the one that did it for me. I love this fact, and the revelations from the super secret endings; they show that unlike most deep dives into a game and it's philosophy and underlying meaning, hbomb isn't actually reaching like one might for a book report. What he's picked up on still might go unnoticed even to others who got all the endings, but are almost certainly what the devs were trying to communicate.
      Makes this whole video feel, I dunno... Consequential? I think that's a fitting word.

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      420th like

    • @TheStrix
      @TheStrix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤘

    • @hiddengardenflowerdance
      @hiddengardenflowerdance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CallMeMrStopmotion 1st thought since 12 years old

    • @clsisman
      @clsisman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah, and this is why in one the kids are like “only children can see the polyhedron for what it is, you’ll only see a bunch of ladders and walkways” (paraphrase). It’s a commentary on how looked down upon games were as an artistic medium “for kids” at the time of its release. And seems this way it makes sense all the kids go to the polyhedron when the plague breaks out. Realistic honestly, I can totally see kids hiding from the horrors outside by playing video games. And then in two if you pick the nocturnal ending you get to go talk to all the developers who are in the polyhedron and they tell you what making the game was like for them.

  • @sandvichofthesea4910
    @sandvichofthesea4910 ปีที่แล้ว +4241

    The bachelor: the world is broken and flawed. To succeed is to beat it.
    The haruspex: the world is interesting, and worth fighting for. To succeed is to embrace it
    The changeling: AHAHAHA WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!

    • @MossyBear
      @MossyBear ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Changeling really said "my Bound, my sacrifices to make"

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I'm reading the four sayings of wisdom from Bachelor, Haruspex, Evil Changeling and Good Changeling. I feel like I'm peering in my own bedroom window for twenty years.

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The changeling, at all times: lol. lmao

    • @merlotmage
      @merlotmage ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This has the same energy as
      Boomer
      Gen X
      Millennials

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She really said "fuck it, we ball"

  • @MagusMirificus
    @MagusMirificus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4699

    Man, the Bachelor's story hits different when you've had unaccomplished life goals sitting on your list for two years, set before the plague completely wrecked everyone's priorities.

    • @tremorstudio9766
      @tremorstudio9766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      After Ruby videos, I understand Daniil more

    • @Captain_Pink
      @Captain_Pink ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh 💀💀💀💀

    • @goodsirbear-7579
      @goodsirbear-7579 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, hey man

    • @MagusMirificus
      @MagusMirificus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goodsirbear-7579 Hullo, old friend. Good now.

  • @m_worm
    @m_worm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    there is an emotion evoked by the knowledge this video was published in november 2019 that i cannot name but it is absolutely looming for two straight hours. very well done

  • @MesaAufenhand
    @MesaAufenhand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    2019 : haha funny review video
    2020 : PLAGUE SURVIVAL GUIDE

  • @traxor2135
    @traxor2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4661

    "Come back in 6 months" Yeah I've played Pathologic 2. IN REAL LIFE, BABY.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Plaqueridden Costcos with Novaxx Carrens trying to strip you from your mask, an insane political figure trying to use the infection to keep himself in a position of power while eliminating his enemies, money is less worth then toilet paper after a few days...

    • @MS-il3ht
      @MS-il3ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@PancakemonsterFO4 "a crossover of Fallout and Stalker" - GameStar writes

    • @cldomed550
      @cldomed550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m on day 1

    • @andrewcapra7153
      @andrewcapra7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      "A plague is starting but no one with the power to stop it is willing to do anything because they all have their own agenda"
      *awkward laughter*

    • @minumeyli
      @minumeyli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Andrew Capra I swear this is exactly what it’s like in the US 💀💀💀

  • @ninaadadhvaryu1603
    @ninaadadhvaryu1603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    38:22 The "SHMOWDER"' info card says it was created by children to "play Plague". I have seen this video a dozen times and never even considered that the first fake-out ending (with the children) was foreshadowed during the game!

    • @jayinvictus3945
      @jayinvictus3945 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This on top of the girl looking exactly like the girls playing pretend adds so many layers to it

  • @badlamprey891
    @badlamprey891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    I'll often replay this entire video JUST for "Danil Dankovsky's Fun Steppe Vacation was just the tutorial for Artemy Burakh's TORMENTOUS NIGHTMARE!"

    • @caitmonroe9349
      @caitmonroe9349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      For me, it's for DELICIOUS EGG.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "Ooh, a lemon!" is excellent, too

    • @badlamprey891
      @badlamprey891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Flowtail And now I'm rewatching this again...

    • @atish365
      @atish365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Song link please kind sir.

    • @anewhero1216
      @anewhero1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I always watch at least mostly for “GO, ONION!”

  • @Methus3lah
    @Methus3lah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6639

    27:03 “A plague is starting, but no one with the power to take proper action will help because everyone has their own agenda.”
    This aged well.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      „To read makes our speaking English good." -Cody,
      from Some More News.
      „Dictionarys are Part of the Reptilian-Movement’s Plan to
      Make us Understand Words!’
      -Hbomberguy, the Hbomberguy-Guy.
      I cant be the only one who sees the resemblance. Both are epic and do social Commentary on YT. So if youre Fan of one but not the other: Duh!

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Pathologic 1&2 are my favorite Covid simulators

    • @SamHaeger
      @SamHaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I keep watching this through the pandemic, it's a weird catharsis.

    • @ChariMahariel
      @ChariMahariel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@D00000T I ironically got COVID soon after trying this game

    • @jangoneko3875
      @jangoneko3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      aged like fine fuckin cheese, holy shit

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    One moment that’s stuck with me from playing this game was a moment in the Bachelor Route when you need to break Artemy out of prison for one of the day’s quests. There are three guards there, and usually you’re supposed to go to Grief to get his thugs to kill two of them, while you finish off the last. I didn’t know that, and just fully committed murder on 3 innocent men just to get Artemy out. It’s the one part of the Bachelor’s route where you actually have a reputation low enough to cause you problems, unless you’ve just been murdering civilians the entire game like a weirdo.
    The part that stuck with me wasn’t the actual murder, though, but what happened after. With the prison break done, I needed to go tell all the folks in power that I’d completed everything they wanted for the day, an act that’d give you a notable reputation boost. That walk back to Vlad’s place, having to avoid the town as a genuine criminal, only to be absolved of your crimes only moments later was the slimiest a game has ever made me feel. It really sets in that ‘reputation’ isn’t truly about how moral you decide to be throughout the game, but how much what you do happens to benefit the Powers That Be.

    • @janecowie3626
      @janecowie3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Banger reply

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Just like how it is in real life; you can do all the crimes in the world, as long as you have rich enough friends.

    • @steviebea
      @steviebea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      this is a super cool insight omg

    • @janecowie3626
      @janecowie3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Found this reply again today and yeah past Jane, its a banger

    • @yetanotherkeyblader3572
      @yetanotherkeyblader3572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@janecowie3626 Anything you want to tell future Jane when she returns in another 2 months?

  • @AnnissXD
    @AnnissXD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    Cheers to everyone else here to rewatch this gem as celebration of Patho 3's announcement!

    • @shuraito
      @shuraito 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      we did it, we finally did it.

    • @zacpackkattack
      @zacpackkattack 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I didn't even hear about 3. I just come back a few times a year and listen to this and his other essays, they are so much fun!

  • @alisaurus4224
    @alisaurus4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Uncanny how the timestamp for “DON’T CATCH THE PLAGUE, SHITHEAD” is 19:18

  • @JD-xr5od
    @JD-xr5od 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Something that stands out to me which the video doesn't really mention:
    The Haruspex studies surgery for 10 years and then returns to his hometown. In theory he's not actually any less of a doctor than The Bachelor, and in fact The Haruspex is strictly more skilled at curing the plague. Yet The Bachelor is a high status person who gets to suck up to the rich and powerful in town while The Haruspex exists on the fringe of society as a wanted weirdo.
    This is probably meant to reflect a certain difference in the philosophy of someone who studies classical medicine and someone who specializes as a surgeon. See, for most of the last 2500 years of Western medicine doctors tended to insist on philosophical rationalism and tradition: They believed the work of someone like Galen discussing the four humors and the products of their imagination over their eyes and ears. This led to treatments that were often worse than the disease, and an uncompromising arrogance that kept medicine intellectually stagnant for centuries. Doctors were highly regarded fools whose fear of looking bad made them absolutely confident in prescribing treatments based on nonsense.
    Surgery on the other hand was a little different. It was still based on the work of Galen, but a surgeon couldn't ignore reality the way that a general physician could. The Haruspex's role as a dissectionist is of particular symbolic importance, because it was when surgeons were finally allowed to dissect human bodies that we began to really understand anatomy and how to surgically treat disease. Quite literally, The Haruspex is allowed into possession of secret knowledge about medicine that is denied to a spiritual student of Galen like The Bachelor. This reflects their true roles in the story, and their respective plots. The Bachelor is simply a *witness* to events that are largely going on without him, having a marginal impact that tilts things one way or the other while blundering about and doing damage he can't even see; he represents philosophical rationalism. The Haruspex on the other hand has been initiated into the empirical surgical traditions, and through close observation of the natural world is able to devise a true cure for the plague: he represents philosophical empiricism and science.
    Hence their acting as foils for each other, The Bachelor is the bad guy *exactly because* he is the appearance of truth dressed up as Rational Science suppressing actual knowledge and science as practiced by The Haruspex.

    • @JD-xr5od
      @JD-xr5od 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Notably this is also a metaphor for how the Soviet Union treated the subjects of economics, genetics, etc.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      John David Pressman Yeah, it’s kind of funny how Burrakh, a man who’s studied surgery for ten years, and comes from a long line of proud pathologists and medicine men, is seen as a quack by Dankovsky simply because his cultural and religious values are different.
      Fuck, Dankovsky’s a BACHELOR of medicine. The bastard’s only finished his undergraduate degree, and yet he thinks he has the right to boss around an entire town, sticks his nose up at a trained surgeon, and single-handedly attempts to conquer death itself?
      God, Dankovsky sucks.

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Yet there're so many Dankovsky in our time. Those prickly pricks will ruin us all.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      L Lin If Dankovsky existed in the age of the internet, his profile picture would be a marble bust of a Greek philosopher.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick uncool, dude

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    "Your main quest is getting these warring factions to agree that the obvious problem exists" This video hits different in 2020

  • @OfficialChisco
    @OfficialChisco ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Oh Pathological video essay. The time for you to assist me has come again. The hour grows late yet I find myself not tired. Sing me to rest as you have done many times before. Only you, a video I’ve watched like 6 times all the way through can do this task for me

    • @Amazatastic
      @Amazatastic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yep

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    Revisited this video recently and had a thought - The Bachelor's mission updates after the twist because he *finished it*. He did, in fact, discover immortality...just not in a way he ever would have wanted.

    • @g.j.9515
      @g.j.9515 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yeowch..

    • @jaebebifi
      @jaebebifi ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This broke my brain thank you

  • @solarkro
    @solarkro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    "It's a cakewalk without the cake."
    I like that joke. I like it a lot.

    • @StormSpirit1
      @StormSpirit1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Stale Bagelz thanks peter griffin

    • @AxelLeJeff
      @AxelLeJeff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a lot of walking and you starve.

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh... Walking is part of life no matter what you do so... What's a lil more fuckin walkin amiright?

    • @tokiwartooth95
      @tokiwartooth95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone loves a cakewalk when its not their cake and not their walk

    • @elisraine384
      @elisraine384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arrakiz666 booooooo

  • @Joe-vz4yc
    @Joe-vz4yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3227

    26:54 "a plague is starting but no one with the power to take proper action will help because everyone has their own agenda"

    • @Oshacompliantshibari
      @Oshacompliantshibari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Yeah that line hits different after it started happening literally in the real world

    • @bumblenbee4013
      @bumblenbee4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      That line hurts, I remember rewatching this December 2020 and feeling intense grief.

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I immediately checked if this was made before or after 2020 when I heard that line but man it predicted a LOT of what happened during it.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      unrealistic

    • @TheInfernalOnionz
      @TheInfernalOnionz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Not like in the real world haha ha ha hahahaHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD

  • @rasmusazu
    @rasmusazu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Fun fact. Hbomberguy used the 41:05 quote in his plagerism video, and it turns out. Daniil werent the original author of the quote.

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    I genuinely thought the baby crying noise was a video editing choice you'd inserted for a black-comedy-type joke.
    I was wrong. It's actually in the game.

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      WHAT?

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      shotgun6X YEAH. Apparently it's supposed to be the "gods" of the world (the kids playing the game) crying because you did something bad.
      Also, love your pfp

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hobihope2981 Thanks. And man, that is p weird, I thought it was for affect and laughed lol

    • @neckpeck2738
      @neckpeck2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@hobihope2981 i saw it more as a painful reminder that that NPC you killed without much thought had a family and people who loved them and will mourn for them, and you just tore a person out of a community without thinking about what you'd done.

    • @dorianisweird5215
      @dorianisweird5215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@neckpeck2738 i thought the exact same thing, like it's a kid crying because you killed their parent.

  • @churlbreak671
    @churlbreak671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    "A plague is starting and no one with the proper power to help is taking any action because they all have their own agenda."
    Damn, thats some dystopian shit right there man hahaha, thank god it'll never happen in real life
    oh

    • @KoylTrane
      @KoylTrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same reason many people are sceptical about vaccines, they try to find what's the agenda this time.

    • @KoylTrane
      @KoylTrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chloe KM in my case it's agenda to push uncertified vaccine while shitting on other ones.

    • @thc_freebaser
      @thc_freebaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@KoylTrane it's fucking FDA verified and kids are getting it with little issue. THERE ARE NO SIDE EFFECTS TO THE VACCINE THAT OUTWEIGH HAVING YOUR WHOLE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM DESTROYED, AND POSSIBLY HAVING TO LIVE IN A LIGHTER VERSION OF AN IRON LUNG.

    • @KoylTrane
      @KoylTrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thc_freebaser you don't even know what vaccine I'm talking about, you clown

    • @johannesisaksson7842
      @johannesisaksson7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KoylTrane ok, what vaccine?

  • @lucidiabautista2085
    @lucidiabautista2085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "Danil Dankovski's fun steppe vacation was just the tutorial for Artemy Burakh's tormentous nightmare!"
    Loved that quote.

    • @thefalloutwiki
      @thefalloutwiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lucidia Bautista the comic sans was a good touch

    • @LostTimeLady
      @LostTimeLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best bit!

    • @thefalloutwiki
      @thefalloutwiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      so funny

    • @angelad4757
      @angelad4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      1:05:45 for anyone looking. Also for me later, bc that transition is a banger

    • @LostTimeLady
      @LostTimeLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@angelad4757 I absolutely agree!
      (The REAL Pathologic starts here!)

  • @Moneykinda5295
    @Moneykinda5295 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Finishing this game while sick with Covid, during covid in a dark room is the ultimate Steppe experience

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    Haha, imagine officials denying an obvious plague is going to kill everyone, that could never happen now...

  • @WrenderUntoTheDM
    @WrenderUntoTheDM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    One thing I found funny when trying out Pathologic that didn't get mentioned, is that you pick up money as you walk around. Imagine the Bachelor, walking around from place to place and- ooh, a coin!

    • @MossyBear
      @MossyBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      It's hilarious when you're on the run from hostile npcs and the money keeps coming

    • @doxaforthesoul
      @doxaforthesoul ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can actually imagine that just fine, yeah

    • @kriffapher
      @kriffapher ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m imagining it right now. Yes.

    • @dragomegaman3711
      @dragomegaman3711 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm imagining it too 😂

  • @KittyThaliaX23
    @KittyThaliaX23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    “You will inevitably do harm. As for Brainy, he has no regard for casualties at all” god it’s their stories! She’s always known, even before the game’s started.

    • @gabbystorm4909
      @gabbystorm4909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      I also love thinking about it from the perspective that of course she would! She is only playable once you have played it once already, so even in that sense it makes sense that as the player you would understand better.

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      You could even guess in the universe of the game, the Changeling has seen it before. She becomes aware of the game, and seemed aware of it before even meeting the Children. Her waking up in a dug grave could be seen as her waking up from a previous game, where she died.

    • @av3stube480
      @av3stube480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's pretty interesting, but I can't help but notice she's kind of a hypocrite since she kills a kid she's trying to heal...

    • @cricketx7653
      @cricketx7653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@av3stube480 she doesn’t do that on purpose though? she tried to heal him and we have no evidence to support that she had any clue that would happen

    • @swordwarriormagewizard
      @swordwarriormagewizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Your surgical hands do more killing.." the roast!

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    3:56
    Assuming he was serious when he said "made partially out of its own blueprints"-do you think that might be an allusion to how living things have DNA in them? We're made partially out of our own blueprints, too!

  • @brendonbarnes9551
    @brendonbarnes9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    My name is Brendon, I was listening to this video while halfway paying attention and "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE DEAL, BRENDAN" scared the shit out of me.

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      did u take the deal tho

    • @vegronica9006
      @vegronica9006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Now you know how I feel watching his Fallout: New Vegas video. "Veronica, NO!"

    • @kattastic9999
      @kattastic9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have been trying to find the moment that line is said, for months, and have no other option but to ask you for a time stamp.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@slevinchannel7589 why are you spewing bad takes completely unrelated to what your commenting under all over this video comment section?

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slevinchannel7589 curb your own self importance

  • @c423ll1
    @c423ll1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    11:58 "the game has fight mechanics the same way a car driven of a cliff has flight mechanics" might be my favorite phrase on a videogame criticism ever

  • @oliverp3545
    @oliverp3545 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    A pretty meta thing that Hbomb didn't mention is that with as the bachelor as your first playthrough the town, exploring a place that doesn’t make sense to you is really fitting.
    But the moment you play as the other two, you're playing with the knowledge you have of the town, which makes sense as they’re both residents of the town.
    This means that as separate playthroughs the knowledge you had to fight to gainmin the first, comes as a given for others.

    • @shuraito
      @shuraito ปีที่แล้ว +94

      wow great catch. now that you mention it, maybe they should have made the first playable character danil and unlock burkah after the first playthrough. it would have fit the narrative a lot.

    • @raz802
      @raz802 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Actually at 6:45 and again at 38:40, it is mentioned. Perhaps not as deeply as you elaborate on here, but still in a meaningful way I think.

    • @cybercrasherstv
      @cybercrasherstv ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@shuraito I think burkah being playable at first makes a lot of sense with this in mind tho. Burkah hasn't been there in a while, so it would explain not fully knowing where everything was, combined with being chased around and not having the time to relearn where everything is now. Especially since there's a giant towering staircase that has a baby inside

    • @jaccobbailey8247
      @jaccobbailey8247 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’d say that’s also why Artemy was allowed as a first playthrough as well. Artemy has been completely disconnected from his home and culture for years at this point, so he only has the general customs still memorized. By the time that he’s returned home, almost everything around him has changed, for better or worse. So it makes perfect sense that you can play his campaign first as well; hell, from the perspective of a first playthrough it almost makes more thematic sense that all the localized words you can use as the haruspex make no sense to you until quite some time into the game - they probably mean much less to Artemy than they did when he lived here years ago. His culture has been morphed and altered without his presence and he’s disconnected from both his people and the steppe. Things are strange, and it’s not until he returns to the kin that they start making more sense. Honestly, I’d say it’s almost as good of a first playthrough as the bachelor

    • @donkylefernandez4680
      @donkylefernandez4680 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It makes the Changling's omniscience even funnier

  • @Letangier
    @Letangier 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    In case anyone was curious, like i was, a haruspex is like.. an ancient roman priest that divines the future through sacrificial organs. A more modern translation might be “necromancer” but honestly i think haruspex is completely on the nose 😳

    • @Bella-pb6uk
      @Bella-pb6uk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      i don’t think a necromancer is quite the correct translation. i’d probably say augur, considering necromancers don’t really do any divining of the future!

    • @Letangier
      @Letangier 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Bella-pb6ukmaybe not YOUR necromancers 😉

    • @OracleAndi
      @OracleAndi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In Ancient Rome, the augur was mainly concerned with reading bird flights. The term got broadened over the years to mean someone who does any sort of future-telling based on physical signs

    • @superd8826
      @superd8826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@OracleAndiso what you're saying is a weatherman is an augur.

  • @wail4084
    @wail4084 ปีที่แล้ว +3487

    4 years, you waited 4 years for that joke.. respect, honestly.

    • @grilledcheese2084
      @grilledcheese2084 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What joke?

    • @drendraleigh4722
      @drendraleigh4722 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      ​@@grilledcheese2084"I'm gonna use this in a future video and pretend a philosopher wrote it"
      But it turns out(As things kept turning out) that a philosopher DID wrote it!!

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Oh gosh i didn't notice he used said phrase!

    • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
      @ShayLaLaLooHoo ปีที่แล้ว +470

      Cite your sources, _Bachelor!!_

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ShayLaLaLooHoo ye!

  • @Dante-ob5mh
    @Dante-ob5mh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    Me at the start: "2 hours!!?"
    Me at the end: "I wish there was more"

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same!! I wish he talked about the developers

    • @DarkRelm22
      @DarkRelm22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God, same haha

    • @Desimere
      @Desimere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haha, yeah, and i don't even play games.

    • @Ildskalli
      @Ildskalli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're absolutely right! At about the 1:50:00 mark I started to panic, knowing that I was running out of video. It was fucking amazing!

  • @frankieghost9902
    @frankieghost9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    its *my* stress induced meltdown and *i* choose the comfort media

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hello from the day after the election

    • @augusthuffle3043
      @augusthuffle3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Here I am going back to rewatch this. I glance at the comment section. I am immediately called out.

    • @notablink182fanaccount2
      @notablink182fanaccount2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@augusthuffle3043 Couldnt have said it better myself

    • @B0redZer0
      @B0redZer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup.

    • @dirtbra1n
      @dirtbra1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      going in for my 17th rewatch in the span of like 2 months . I’m gonna have to ask you to warn me before you call me out like this

  • @pixelleaf5037
    @pixelleaf5037 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "So, what kind of game is Pathologic?"
    "It's a walking simulator"

  • @diesirae1128
    @diesirae1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    It's because it had all started as a play. The writer of the game and the founder of Ice Peak Lodge, Nikolai Dybovsky (the Haruspex's face is his btw) has some theatrical background and had tried to stage his play but it just wouldn't work. Once exposed to the game development Dybovsky's got the idea to make a game out of his play. He had an opportunity to present his idea to a producer who loved the script (they say he gave a couple of copies of it to his coleagues to read just for pleasure). And yes, it was just as long as an average novel, that's why the player has to read so much: there was no way to let the characters actually say all they had to. So Pathologic is basically a piece of unconventionally written literature. The author wanted to tell a story and share his ideas and just happened to get access to staff and money nesessary to create a game. so he did.

    • @profeseurchemical
      @profeseurchemical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      thats really interesting. i wonder which is better? the game we got or the play that could of been? either way its still a really compelling story. i personally think you get more from it being an interactive experience but also that the barriers to entry of said experience were too high. maybe the sequel fixes that idk

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      basically , you are playing a novel

    • @PatchworkPS
      @PatchworkPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is such crucial information! Thanks for posting it.

    • @BartMassey-PO8
      @BartMassey-PO8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for this information! I would love to read a translation of the original draft of the play. I'm really curious about its evolution into a video game script.
      For example, I'm guessing the Polygon wasn't in the original. The Polygon sounds to me like it is (a) a really obvious video game metaphor, and (b) a bit tacked-on, without much dialog or code compared to the rest of the game. Be nice to know if that's how it played out, or if I'm way off base.

    • @scouts.3958
      @scouts.3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm in the artistic side of game development and a writer, its my DREAM to make a novel-like game that's not a dating sim or something of that caliber. pathologic is wonderful use of the medium because of how everyone is acting concurrently. in a book or a play, you may have a sense of the dramatic irony between scenes that gets resolved in the following chapters, but it doesn't hit as hard until you're fighting for survival and the asshole you were just playing as, a man who's shoes you've walked in and perspective understood, set the cure to all your problems on fucking fire without a second thought.