Came here today in memory of John. This was my first video where I was introduced to him, so I thought it fitting to come back to where it all began for me. Rest in peace Totalbiscuit.
decided to watch this again and well i have to say this. the team roles were this Totalbiscut-team captain Crkien-tank, anti tank, anti-infantry, everyone else-meat shields.
Soldier: Sir, we are suffering heavy losses, the battle may soon be lost, what are your order's? Captain: "Leans onto table and stares at map", release the Criken. Soldier: The...th....the Criken, but sir he could destroy us all. Captain: Do it! He is our only hope.
Z3R0 NULL Z3R0 Criken the knight, ancestor of the prophet Earthworm Jerry, shall smash the skulls of the non-believers, once the world is purified, then an only then, will the savior arrive to guide us to the promised land. In the end, we all return to the dirt. Through fire or smoke, or even in ONE MASSIVE ELEMENT, we will settle in the dirt, and live forever.
"Criken certainly hit the nail on the head with this battle." "The way he went in, you would think it was hammer time." "He wanted to be their sledgehammer" "The other team must have been drunk cause they looked awfully hammered." "Did I nail any of these puns?"
There once was a battle 'tween armies Peasants falling and armies follies Agatha nearly lost that day When the Masons came to slay Sir Xephos led the way and Husky sent them away may easily routed that day till the one entered the Fray Tall and massive, murder in eye Forty-one did face it, Forty-one died Their judgement came then Much hope was taken When the order was given "RELEASE THE CRIKEN" Thank you for yer likes
I love how Criken tries to initiate RP occasionally but everyone else here is having to try 10x harder than him so they’re in sweat nosed and don’t even notice 😂
I was going through your old videos and came across this one. Thanks for reminding me how funny TB was with a video I've never watched before. I just wish he was still here...
Sees this video "Oh no, they didn't..." Clicks Video Looks at upload date . . . . . "There were battle royal's in 2012???" "Criken played with Total Biscuit (rest his soul)?!?"
I just love how there is videos from notable players like honeydew, totalhalibut, and xephos. For this one game, for me, i love looking at every ones perspective.
***** They are just haters who can't stand someone nitpicking their beloved games to death. I personally found TB very helpful in a first look into many PC games.
its not just yogscast its all the famous youtube gamers playing against eachother. they do it on quite a few games i believe and criken is one of these awesome people who is able to play with them.
How many times have you seen a hammer wielding psychopath in light armor sprinting full speed directly at the enemy? Not often but it’s clear that I wish I saw it more often.
Holy crap, never thought I'd hear JefMajor and TotalBiscuit on here. JefMajor retired from TH-cam with health problems and then had kids, TotalBiscuit friggin' died.
Came here today in memory of John. This was my first video where I was introduced to him, so I thought it fitting to come back to where it all began for me. Rest in peace Totalbiscuit.
"We have an army."
"We have a Criken."
(And somehow Pirates of The Carribean Theme starts playing. "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!")
Dat Insane Dude lol
Why can i imagining him saying hwah unenthusiasticly right after that lol
decided to watch this again and well i have to say this. the team roles were this
Totalbiscut-team captain
Crkien-tank, anti tank, anti-infantry,
everyone else-meat shields.
More like:
TotalBiscuit: occasionally helpful captain
Criken: Hammer.
If you look at the end score, Meatwagon was clearly Objectives Man.
I think Criken deserves the title Titan
criken: Ultra-Carry
everyone else: Pro Distractions
When you see Criken coming from Husky's perspective, you can feel his fear.
Criken, you inspired me to work hard and unlock the Maul. After I unlocked it, I understood the power you hold at your fingertips.
Soldier: Sir, we are suffering heavy losses, the battle may soon be lost, what are your order's?
Captain: "Leans onto table and stares at map", release the Criken.
Soldier: The...th....the Criken, but sir he could destroy us all.
Captain: Do it! He is our only hope.
FutureJarhead3 Soldier: L-LOOK OUT! THE CRIKEN IS COMING!
Criken: reeeeuuughn *vrooms*
Cameron Johnson RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IF HIS HAMMER SWINGS, YOU'RE ALREADY-
FutureJarhead3 Why were quotations used on the only line that wasn't dialogue?
FutureJarhead3 Sadly, still, the Criken lost D:
FutureJarhead3 JUST DO IT!
"Legs are for women" -TotalBiscuit 2012
*"Colons are for women" -TotalBiscuit 2018*
A Lightswitch touche
A Lightswitch didn't Colon cancer kill him
Rest in peace.
@@lightswitchy i wouldve said "cancer is for men" but yeah beat me to it either way
they call him many names.
mountain slayer.
Thunder lion.
the Hammer.
but you. you may call him...Criken!
"All right, they're all in the centre now, lets go to the left."
Criken: " Naww, I got this."
*brain matter flies everywhere*
pipexhaust source of pfp?
He is Criken.
His is the hammer that shall crush the earth.
... Or the skulls... That works too.
HIS HAMMER IS THE HAMMER THAT WILL CRUSH THE HEAVENS!
Krasudreal Still waiting on a cult about this XD
Navisiul 97 Start one then. One probably exists. Doubtful. But entirely possible. Hail Criken and his holy Maul! Good 'nuff?
Z3R0 NULL Z3R0 Criken the knight, ancestor of the prophet Earthworm Jerry, shall smash the skulls of the non-believers, once the world is purified, then an only then, will the savior arrive to guide us to the promised land.
In the end, we all return to the dirt. Through fire or smoke, or even in ONE MASSIVE ELEMENT, we will settle in the dirt, and live forever.
Navisiul 97 To the dirt! *starts digging a hole*
Shit watching this again but seeing Totalbiscuit...man makes me sad RIP Great Chap!
indeed rip unless he is in Hell for denying Jesus Christ then...well that sucks for him.
Wait, what happened to him?
@@darthbane2669 Hell doesn't exist my dood.
@@KevinMcScrooge Would seem that he got cancer
@@Amber-iw2zh Aw, man. Oof.
criken's back must have been hurting after this
RIP TotalBiscuit
" I don't need any legs! Legs are for women! "
Indeed, the only Brit who was as powerful as the spiffing brit
"Criken certainly hit the nail on the head with this battle." "The way he went in, you would think it was hammer time." "He wanted to be their sledgehammer" "The other team must have been drunk cause they looked awfully hammered." "Did I nail any of these puns?"
he also had a pretty cool hammer
maybe they nailed that win?
Way to hammer it in, dude.
>clap clap
Prince Original woooosh
There once was a battle 'tween armies
Peasants falling and armies follies
Agatha nearly lost that day
When the Masons came to slay
Sir Xephos led the way
and Husky sent them away
may easily routed that day
till the one entered the Fray
Tall and massive, murder in eye
Forty-one did face it, Forty-one died
Their judgement came then
Much hope was taken
When the order was given
"RELEASE THE CRIKEN"
Thank you for yer likes
Xaldror Tender of the Vats no but awesome poem
the ender destruction and Jupiter and friends eh, just trying to be a bard, came up with it in middle of class
Xephos is from yogscast
One does not simply release the Criken.
And one does not simply play with other popular gamers like yogscast...
So they won! More like Criken won!
When one beats the Criken, they get penetrated by the Criken.
Criken is love, Criken is life.
Criken is the Foehammer incarnate.
Goddamn
Back when TotalBiscuit was still with us... Good memories never fade away
*Sigh* this is the video where I first encountered Criken, Dodger, and of course TB. Thanks for the memories buddy, rip in peace.
Thats a nice head you have on your shoulders
Marshall Stomp Get out of here you vile beggar!
Marshall Stomp Shame if something..... HAPPENED TO IT
LeNewBandit You broke the chain of mount and blade quotes -_-
SuperGlued Crown Rip in peace
+LeNewBandit It's almost harvestin' season!
O' the Criken came with eyes aflame, the team they hit was wrong. It got the job done anyway, but 'tis kind of a shitty song.
Ima reply to a 5-year old comment cause i'm a mad lad
I love how Criken is the only one with social skills.
"Blue stuff" -Jef Major 2012
Back when times were simpler :). Got fucking dammit i love and hate nostalgia at the same time.
R.i.p. Total Biscuit
Criken + War Hammer = Get the FUCK out of the way.
Criken is like Robert Baratheon with that hammer.
R.I.P Totalbiscuit
11 years ago jesus christ. I remember watching this when it dropped lmao
crikens hammer=Mjlnor
you know whats funny? i am litaraly the only one in the two weeks you posted that comment, that understands that joke!
Lawl that's funny that no one else got it. all you had to do was watch Thor people!
I got it.
Mjölnir is a one handed hammer.
*****
then criken's hammer is mjolnir's father.
I see a voiceacting career somewhere in Totalbiscuit's future.
Also see Criken's Fun House episode te--
**gets mauled by Criken's hammer**
supersonicbros23 I don't
@@metzfarms You're wrong, after his passing blizzard added his voice to Starcraft as an announcer.
The Rightful King, the One True God, Criken
In this game, Criken accidentally shows 5% of his power.
I love how Criken tries to initiate RP occasionally but everyone else here is having to try 10x harder than him so they’re in sweat nosed and don’t even notice 😂
YOU WANT ME TO PUT HAMMER DOWN!?
I like how the YouAlwaysWin guys were in the kill feed throughout the video. Both Meat and Gunns.
Shame they didn't say much.
RIP Totalbiscuit, this video is great
Wait, Lewis? As in...YOGScast Lewis?
Yes.
and lover
Wait, why is lewis playing with these other weirdos
Aw man...I forgot Biscuit was in this vid..Rest in peace man 😞
The carries are strong with this one
Rest In Peace Total Biscuit
Rest in peace TotalBiscuit ❤
The LMB is strong with Criken.
He's actually more about the overheads.
Third Person Maul trades, hmmmm tasty
Damn its really been 10 years since these days ey, god I miss 2012, can we go back?
RIP TotalBiscuit. Absolutely loved the man.
9 years ago 💀
Here's to you Totalbiscuit! 🎩 Good luck to ya wherever you are!
Oh so THAATS what it's like to be good at video games... now I know.
no not really, everyone else in the server was absolute shit sooooo.......
RIP Totalbiscuit the games industry didnt deserve you
I feel like Polaris doesn't appreciate Criken as much as everyone else
That's because Criken doesn't appeal to 4-year olds nor does he slip them cash to stay relevant.
LatiasVonDeutsche ooooooohhhh! Ouch!
Flash!! AHH AHH Shots fired
LatiasVonDeutsche Who on Polaris does that besides pewdipie?
Rip total biscuit
I miss totalbiscuit 😢😢
5:27 The guy that says "I'm not naming names" Is that Cox from Cox'N Crendor?
I was going through your old videos and came across this one. Thanks for reminding me how funny TB was with a video I've never watched before. I just wish he was still here...
Totalbiscuit...... Rest In Peace.
It's too bad that on the other view points you can't hear Criken all that much.
Team Criken vs. Team 2 Guys from the Yogscast and Other People
Thank god criken finally gets the recognition he has deserved for so long
The roster of people here are amazing when looking back on it. Never did I imagine criken playing with some of the yogscast, TB and the YAW guys
Holy shit I was 12 when this came out
Gonna miss totalbiscuit man.
Damn, this is some fine fun :D
If only I had a decent, reliable internet connection :(
I love how calm cricken is as he kills like half their team
Sometimes I forget how amazing Criken is at games
Sees this video "Oh no, they didn't..."
Clicks Video
Looks at upload date
. . . . .
"There were battle royal's in 2012???"
"Criken played with Total Biscuit (rest his soul)?!?"
How have I never found you before? Subbed.
RIP totalbiscuit
You can tell he put sooo much thought into this comeback.
Such a intelligent person.
I love how all my fav gaming youtubers are in these matches
Cheers love, the Chivalry's here.
+Hanzo Shimada
I saw what you did there.
i miss total biscuit
That hammer is like the rocket launcher of the medieval times.
For some reason, I love it when Total Biscuit says "Indeed" at 10:16.
Rip total :(
lol 1:00
TotalBiscuit Confirmed for Sexist Paraplegic
Criken is a knight born in the wrong era.
Criken's accuracy/timing with that hammer is amazing.
I just love how there is videos from notable players like honeydew, totalhalibut, and xephos. For this one game, for me, i love looking at every ones perspective.
RIP TB :(
I only knew you from Crikeb's videos and you were pretty funny.
Man, I miss TotalBiscuit.
rip TB
thoroughly enjoying this video until I remembered halfway through. Still enjoying but with a different tone
RIP TotalBiscuit.
Omg! They played with the Yogscast! I loved watching them 8ish years ago. They were the ones who first got me into gaming.
You played with TotalBiscuit!?! Wow dude so lucky.
you know he died right?
@@JHKing42 Yeah... That's why I said he was lucky.
aw shit totalbiscult was in this video and i forgot that he was and now i feel bad because i forgot that he was
I've never watched TotalBiscuit before, but after hearing him in this I'd rather not...
agreed. He talks a lot of shit with nothing to back it up.
Brandon Boyles Nothing to back it up? You've obviously never seen his videos have you?
I wouldn't bother. He's boring and pretentious.
don't like him then dont watch him , that simple ^^ i like him thus i watch it
***** They are just haters who can't stand someone nitpicking their beloved games to death.
I personally found TB very helpful in a first look into many PC games.
Love Criken, love Jef, love Dodger...no TotalBiscuit, noone was forgotten in the previous statement.
I am addicted to all of the Chivalry videos!
Why is it "release the criken", should be "UNLEASH THE CRIKEN"!
This should be done again, but everyone should be playing Rune mp!
its release the criken bc its a quote husky made at about 7-8 minutes
Release the kraken?
aypierre Yes, but I mean Husky did it WRONG!
Criken is the Kraken who kills any enemy in his sights, devouring their innocent souls to gain power.
it depends which quote they're using. If it's the CotT quote, then it's "release the kraken" :P
Totalbiscuit :( :(
ONE F JEF, ONE F JEF ,ONE F JEF
really
probably not tbh.
Seananners+Crikken on this game= UNSTOPPABLE FORCE
its not just yogscast its all the famous youtube gamers playing against eachother. they do it on quite a few games i believe and criken is one of these awesome people who is able to play with them.
wow, I always thought that Chivalry was just medieval TF2.... and I was right.
what's wrong with that?
nothing at all.
I'd think it's a lot of fun to play with a girl
That is so beta that it's sad.
Well it seems like a very fun game with others using voice chat.
why would this be sad? he just stated that this would be a fun game to play with a girl, i see nothing wrong with that, just being honest.
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I love TGS all playing together, so fun.
Totalbiscuit's voice > anything
I'd pay to listen to his voice lol :D
Criken is always the funniest and coolest one to watch! Like how he pwns everyone
How many times have you seen a hammer wielding psychopath in light armor sprinting full speed directly at the enemy?
Not often but it’s clear that I wish I saw it more often.
Holy crap, never thought I'd hear JefMajor and TotalBiscuit on here. JefMajor retired from TH-cam with health problems and then had kids, TotalBiscuit friggin' died.