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  • @MariMari-ky3xz
    @MariMari-ky3xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Lucius: no more complains about potter
    Draco: father blah blah
    Me: spoke to soon my guy

  • @weirdkid8398
    @weirdkid8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Voldemort: OMG!!
    Me:He supports LGBTQ+ "laughs so hard"
    Also me: Avada Kedavra!!

    • @sadielovemusic
      @sadielovemusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kat Gonnella omg lol that’s great

    • @CatShope
      @CatShope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It be like dat

    • @moro8772
      @moro8772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why it gota be like dat doe

    • @ohophelia6519
      @ohophelia6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fell of my bed and died and my fog ruby be like :😑 this girl need help

    • @weirdkid8398
      @weirdkid8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sadielovemusic I changed my name

  • @astronaut._.-3
    @astronaut._.-3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "If you have ten cookies and daddy wants five, how many do you have left?"
    Me: ten and a hangry dad!

    • @eik2070
      @eik2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yaaaaasssssss queen

    • @jess_27
      @jess_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me: ten and a corpse! UwU

    • @xloveace3163
      @xloveace3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      more like 10 cookies and a dead dad UwU

    • @coldspaghetti7403
      @coldspaghetti7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Night Mare 10 and a courpse

    • @Straw58
      @Straw58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      9 and a greedy dad

  • @mushy_loser
    @mushy_loser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    GIRLS! IF SOMEONE YOU HATE SAID "If you dont shut up I will marry you" THEN JUST SAY "Then I will immediately go for the divorce papers or say no and then have you waste all your money on the wedding because I ain't doing CRAP!" then just keep talking!

    • @sridharchalla3027
      @sridharchalla3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ty for the lovely advice
      (Yes imma girl on my dads acc.)

  • @MsMerrySunshine13
    @MsMerrySunshine13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I just got an ad for GoGardian teacher and the students names were 'Cho Chang' and 'Hannah Abbott' OMG I've never been so happy in my entire life!

    • @Angeldoesfart
      @Angeldoesfart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @Angeldoesfart
      @Angeldoesfart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What can I help you wy need blootot poot your vid in my tab

  • @MariMari-ky3xz
    @MariMari-ky3xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Ron: thats gay
    Mion and ginny: you better run

    • @koifish3591
      @koifish3591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mari Mari no Blaise would do that in gacha

    • @vick4232
      @vick4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How I would have put it
      Ron:that’s gay
      Hermionie and Ginny:boi you just bought yourself a death wish

    • @ohophelia6519
      @ohophelia6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He a dead man XDDDD

    • @premiumminecraft6337
      @premiumminecraft6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry:I'm A wILD cARd

    • @SophieLikesToDraw
      @SophieLikesToDraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk why when i saw this comment i thought of the meme "YOU BETTER STOP!"

  • @eilzabethsstudioslifeonyou
    @eilzabethsstudioslifeonyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The one with draco yelling at his dad about being Harry’s husband and wanting the bathroom changed made me crack up😂

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “If you have ten cookies and daddy asks for five how many do you have?”
    Nine and a half-

    • @thefourdoggies605
      @thefourdoggies605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5 Cookies

    • @square2641
      @square2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10 Cookies and a corpse

    • @channa1699
      @channa1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 cookies and a sad dad

    • @icypopsicle9082
      @icypopsicle9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gaming GachaTuber Emma F
      You are the only nice person here

    • @square2641
      @square2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ima wack my dad with a shovel and eat mah cookies :D

  • @EllieDickinson28
    @EllieDickinson28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Harry:”Jingle bells”
    Hermione:”Pansy smells”
    Pansy:”Harry is so gay”
    Harry:”Draco’s hot”
    Draco:”Ginny’s not”
    YTuber:”Drarry all the way”
    All;”HEY”
    I’m gonna end up singing the Drarry version of Jingle bells by accident on Christmas because of the amount of times I’ve watched this video. My family are gonna think I’m weirder than they already think I am.

  • @TheMapBot
    @TheMapBot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    -me putting the intro on full volume-
    mum: REEEEEEeeEeEeEeEeEeEeeE

    • @budolino196313
      @budolino196313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh Em Gee You too!

    • @lyveiris
      @lyveiris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I AM WHEEZING 😭🤛

  • @takemebackto2018
    @takemebackto2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Can someone explain why Harry looks like a cinnamon roll?

  • @ShroomPliz
    @ShroomPliz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    its 12:54 am and i can't stop laughing, and just to not wake up my mom i have to laugh into my pillow XD
    Edit: HOW DOES THIS COMMENT HAVE 133 REPLIES?!?!?! I never get replies on a comment

    • @Fish_and_Bunny
      @Fish_and_Bunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yah same😂

    • @achaoticneutralpaladin7713
      @achaoticneutralpaladin7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it's one fourteen DRARRY ALL NIGHT SQUAD

    • @_Ezra_
      @_Ezra_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jennifer Hoover
      YAS I was watching drarry at 2AM one time

    • @astronaut._.-3
      @astronaut._.-3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same!

    • @gilbertvalero3517
      @gilbertvalero3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought i needed to get ready to laugh into my pillow when i didnt even dare to move a body part

  • @Fish_and_Bunny
    @Fish_and_Bunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    22:44 (lol what a great time) I can switch it up:
    Jingle bells
    Umbridge smells
    Muggels go away.
    Draco's hot, Voldemort' s not
    Hogwarts all the way
    HEY!

  • @souranimations4076
    @souranimations4076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Mind your ears.."
    my dumbass: *Turns volume all the frikin way up
    My eardrums: *Crying in the corner now-

  • @masterduck1676
    @masterduck1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    At 10:32, I could not stop laughing!
    That's the first time I've seen that one!
    Best. Thing. Ever.

  • @maliyahd806
    @maliyahd806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    28 minutes?! The Harry Potter on crack video I have awaited for!

  • @bubblytea2975
    @bubblytea2975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5 years later: POTTAH this scar is so bad it's are names!

  • @Kaidoubb
    @Kaidoubb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DRACO HOW DARE YOU MAKE HARRY CRY HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

  • @lindsaya2604
    @lindsaya2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ron: that’s gay
    Hermione an’ Ginny: Oh, I see. So you have chosen DeAtH

  • @Kaidoubb
    @Kaidoubb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snapes:Why do you look so depressed
    What I was expecting Harry to say:CAUSE YOU HAVE EYES AND I HAVE FEELINGS

  • @funandgameswithcc134
    @funandgameswithcc134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me if I was Sarafina: 10 cookies and a dead daddy!
    Harry: ;-;

  • @danayjavalentino8291
    @danayjavalentino8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me: looks at the title..... (Laughing at 5:00 in the morning)
    Also me: (dying cause of the intro)
    My mom: Go. To. SlEeP‼️

  • @vvquxe2508
    @vvquxe2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Harry: 'My dreams are coming true'
    Me: Is he gonna do you 9 minutes in 'heaven'-
    My bff: WTF

  • @v0iddoesgacha
    @v0iddoesgacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: this is gonna be great!
    Harry:roses are red violets are blue
    My mind:dracos a gay fool
    Harry: IM gay
    My mind:close enough

  • @cocoa_kitty5431
    @cocoa_kitty5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You: Mind your ears
    Me: **proceeds to turn volume up all the way with headphones in** "Let's get it bois"

  • @geraldineoviedo9514
    @geraldineoviedo9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    R.I.P headphone users TwT

    • @PersassyJackson12
      @PersassyJackson12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm using headphones 😢😢
      It's on full volume

    • @AutumnMasgar23
      @AutumnMasgar23 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PersassyJackson12have you gone deaf?

  • @Justarandomgoth
    @Justarandomgoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dont know if this has already been said but-
    Harry: Roses are red, violets are blue
    *everyone goes silent*
    Harry: I'm gay
    *point to Draco*
    Harry:Be my boo

  • @loveponape
    @loveponape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harry should have said. When talking to draco
    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are not blue”
    “I am gay”
    “So are you”

  • @Nyx-be8nt
    @Nyx-be8nt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is awesome!
    My favourite part was new verison of Jingle Bells!😂😂😂

  • @mushroomfrogs8319
    @mushroomfrogs8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the longest Drarry crack ever and you never see long ones I am so happy to be in its presence I bow to you

  • @crystalbushong7809
    @crystalbushong7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Dusk & Dawn*:ahhhh ahhhhh a a a ahhhhhhhhhh ah a a a ahhhhhhhhhh ah ah ah ah ah bumb bumb bumby ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha love it i sub and like

  • @jell3111
    @jell3111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woahh Not gonna lie Your intro is the coolest intro I've ever seen!✨

  • @galaxiagacha6500
    @galaxiagacha6500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know that green is the color of Slytherin, and red is the color of Gryffindor, but why can I only think that they are celebrating Christmas!

  • @galaxiagacha6500
    @galaxiagacha6500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first 23 seconds, 10/10.
    I had headphones in, and once the intro started, I turned the volume all the way up
    XD

  • @idkbalvan6303
    @idkbalvan6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Introducing my new favorite Christmas song:
    Jingle bells
    Pansy smells
    Harry is so gayyy
    Draco's hot
    Ginny's not
    Drarry all the way
    HEY!

    • @ronweasley6970
      @ronweasley6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sung the same thing earlier but a bit different
      Jingle bells
      Pansy smells
      Draco is so gay
      Blaise is hot
      Hermione's not
      I just realized I'm so gayyy

  • @TheMerriheart
    @TheMerriheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hermione's: Famous Words: Books, Study, Test, Exam
    Harry's Famous Words: Voldemort, Professor, Ron, Hermione
    Draco's Famous Word(s): POTTAH!!!
    Ron's Famous Words: BLOODY HELL, MATE-

  • @thatgayplanet6740
    @thatgayplanet6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:25
    Just hiding in the comments knowing harry might say huh
    Edit:i stand corrected

  • @randomaccountthatparentsta6701
    @randomaccountthatparentsta6701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of all the intros that I’ve seen even the best ones that have took a lot of work-
    This is best Freaking intro ever

  • @movedchannels9553
    @movedchannels9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m about to explode this is funny cute, and FRICKIN GAY~~~~~~~

  • @kira_calamari2431
    @kira_calamari2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did you have the energy to make an almost 29 minute video?! I would have given up after 5! So,bravo👏🏼

  • @gwendolynkolopanis6582
    @gwendolynkolopanis6582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love lucious express

  • @jessicalester8466
    @jessicalester8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NOBODYS GONNA TALK about The amazing intro

  • @makaylahasse7689
    @makaylahasse7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE this intro 😂🤣

  • @fairyadri
    @fairyadri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Sometimes I'm bottom, ask Potter."
    *Can I just have a nosebleed while being a tomato blushy face?-*

  • @OReRains
    @OReRains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn’t see the, mind your ears and had my headphones in full, I threw them across the room by accident because I was so scared

  • @lxtii9735
    @lxtii9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how harry is a softy

  • @DuelisticDave
    @DuelisticDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:16 to 10:27
    ("Me.") *ETERNAL FAN GIRL HAS AWOKEN*

  • @edwater.3
    @edwater.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I put on full volume on the start and i had headphones on
    *I DONT REGRET IT*

  • @m_vinegar
    @m_vinegar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m not mad at my brother for making the sound for the intro and he’s also for ocean man, hows you family?

  • @Interna12_
    @Interna12_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like watching this a second time I really enjoyed this!

  • @pagee.soobinn
    @pagee.soobinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t know how but,before this vid I got an add of the Harry Potter app ....
    I really do be watching this a lot then......
    Lord help meh,..

  • @Jaya.11
    @Jaya.11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how I think I’m the only one who has not read or seen ever Harry Potter things other than in Gacha s, so like idk what slytherin is or like that, am I really the only one? 😂❤
    Also love the ships!

  • @xxgrimreaperxx5877
    @xxgrimreaperxx5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yaaaaaass

  • @drarrystories4you600
    @drarrystories4you600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:03 that scene killed me- my 71yo nan waled and said "are you dying?!"

  • @TwoFace831
    @TwoFace831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor, poor, poor Draco’s dad

  • @gwenie_9321
    @gwenie_9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harry: *"Roses are red, Violets are blue................ I'm Gay"*
    Me: **dies and hits head on desk while laughing**

  • @haileyhurtado566
    @haileyhurtado566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does Draco really have long hair

  • @JamesTaylor527
    @JamesTaylor527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mom: Why are there headphones in the toilet
    Me thinking:oh shoot I accidentally dropped them....
    Me:Harry Potter was trying to get to the ministry of magic and didn’t take the headphones with him

  • @sugarymilklps7044
    @sugarymilklps7044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol the beginning

  • @rikuchan9063
    @rikuchan9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the intro was MWAH! MAGNIFIQUE AWESOME FIVE STARS MWAH JUST A WORK OF ARTE

  • @m.gravity
    @m.gravity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:03 Now this- This is just gold-

  • @watybella
    @watybella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *THE INTRO IS LIT*

  • @denisecunningham9262
    @denisecunningham9262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im using headphones, i had on full volume and the intro made me laugh and murdered my ears, great vid btw

  • @caitiescott6888
    @caitiescott6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Draco:go ahead find somthing that rimes with sarcasm
    Meh:ok well well arnt you rudeness and sarcasm and lack enthusiasm

  • @lillucyvlogs4682
    @lillucyvlogs4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not even 30 seconds in and my ears are *destroyed*

  • @leelink665
    @leelink665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Draco: that smile only exists when I’m with you
    Harry:
    *ded*

  • @yourgurlasher9299
    @yourgurlasher9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harry: Where’s the spider?
    Draco and I: CAN YOU PLEASE KILL IT!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!

  • @rachelevero
    @rachelevero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the longest drarry crack ive watched.

  • @juliansommer6192
    @juliansommer6192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't stop laughing! I'm now subscribed to you! Hugs! 🤗🤗🤗

  • @michelleh1303
    @michelleh1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ginny: YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH MALFLOY
    Me as Harry: YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH LUNA

  • @silver_snowy7971
    @silver_snowy7971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who imagine the impossible love between the real actor who the characters lol

  • @MarchCloverHeHim
    @MarchCloverHeHim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you: "mind your ears..."
    me: *turns volume all the way up*
    and:
    (15:23)
    Lucius: "he'll grow out of it..."
    me: "iT's nOt a pHaSe, dAD!! iT's a LiFeStYlE!!"

  • @sadrww_ash
    @sadrww_ash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harry : I hate the fact that you're taller than me
    Draco : trust me, there's a good reason for that
    Harry :?!
    Draco : when I hug you, you can hear my heart, which only beat for you
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That is something you should add😂
    Love your videos 💖😂

  • @kyliethesnowwolf1314
    @kyliethesnowwolf1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Audio book ad pops up :Harry potter book
    Me:heck yessssss

  • @Ammarah0
    @Ammarah0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Intro: starts
    The water in my mouth: ight Imma head out now

  • @payreeslmao6041
    @payreeslmao6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lets give this Gachatuber a reward for having the shortest yet bootiful Intro-

  • @kyk8836
    @kyk8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lucius: Finally no more complaints about Potter
    Draco: Are you sure about that??

  • @somanygoodfandoms
    @somanygoodfandoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You: *Mind your ears*
    Me: ...
    **puts headphones on and turns it to the highest it can go**
    :D I’m an idiot!!!!

  • @fishes_.travels9979
    @fishes_.travels9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok so the song on 22:45 got me laughing so hard my mom had to come into my room at 3am just to see if I wasn’t having a heart attack

  • @ryousuke_superior
    @ryousuke_superior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:51 - 9:03
    You know I also wanna know what Narnia is. I heard of it but never got the definition.

  • @dimensionmaija6682
    @dimensionmaija6682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I NEED PART TWO I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT A PART TWO!!! >:3

  • @noxcosplays2473
    @noxcosplays2473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04 i thought harry was going to say "roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I am gay
    And draco is too"

  • @sunsetcaticorn3719
    @sunsetcaticorn3719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "So could a dedicated duck"
    I don't know why that made me laugh so much

  • @st4r_playzz925
    @st4r_playzz925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg when I heard him say "draco doesn't like me" and everyone saying "yes he does" even the teacher I started laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @animeaddict9152
    @animeaddict9152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing the whole way through especially when the hat said ' CONGRATULATIONS you are the one millionth student to come to Hogwarts! '

  • @y4r3tzz1
    @y4r3tzz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intro is so beautiful 🥺

  • @asheyashes8732
    @asheyashes8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your hair style gurl is so BOOTIFUL ( i like your hairstyle girl its is beautiful

  • @SincerelyCici
    @SincerelyCici 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "if you have 10 cookies and daddy asks for five how many do you have left"
    me: well 10 cookies and a lot of cash >:)

  • @glass_pheonix2095
    @glass_pheonix2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Im a wildcard"
    *wheeze*
    edit: can we talk about how Ron did get him draco but not the thing harry directly asked him for, the freaking *salt*!

  • @jenniferspicer8696
    @jenniferspicer8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intro like doo!!!DOooooooooooooooo!DANDAN!!!Im over here dying of laughter like why!

  • @sridharchalla3027
    @sridharchalla3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching this every week of every month cause I love it to much-

  • @idontwanna.
    @idontwanna. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Christmas song was AMAZING!!!

  • @jordand2878
    @jordand2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk if you did other parts but I have a idea for anyone who's wants to use it.
    "I'm like a scar, I stick with you your entire life and I'll never leave you"
    Please use it before it rots away in my mind.

  • @Inezhuttinger
    @Inezhuttinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I press on one drarry crack and the rest of the videos turn into drarry vids😂

  • @audreyyoung1471
    @audreyyoung1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like your Gacha character/persona, it looks like it could be an actual person you could see in real life instead of how most people completely deck their characters out with wars, tails, accessories, etc. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, I'm just saying it's nice to see some form of realism in gacha characters. 😊

  • @rattusrattus_og
    @rattusrattus_og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harry and draco: **are together**
    Voldy:OH mY GOd! SIncE WhEn???

  • @vampRRoze
    @vampRRoze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lucius: no more compliments about Potter
    Draco: father Harry asked me a question he said "will you marry me"
    Lucius:* dead on the floor*

  • @seelee8571
    @seelee8571 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I must say... You have the best intro XD

  • @SinfulKurai
    @SinfulKurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My head is pounding because this is so hilarious!

  • @SkyRanpo792
    @SkyRanpo792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Draco: "Mother, father, this is Harry Potter, my boyfriend." Lucius: "What?!" Narcissa: "OMG I ship this"