@@kaptain_krunch Why do you assume he makes it up? So someone lives an interesting and crazy life, and you automatically think they're lying? Thats stupid
I believe his stories.. I've seen and done a lot of shit in my life, that when I tell people the stories, I can see that they don't believe me. I was 3 when i first saw my dad giving himself a shot of medicine, years later I found out he was shooting heroin.
He said his life in colorado revolved around 4 blocks. He'd go to jui jitsu, his office and the weed store and that was it. That seems pretty plain for joey
I'm convinced uncle Joey is the greatest raconteur of all time. Imagine a weekly show about his life on a network Like Showtime? Each season could be different era of his life: S1 childhood ,S2 adolescence, S3 High School , S4 adulthood . Joey narrates it himself and is executive producer.
supacoolkatz Joey is a great raconteur! His anecdotes are legendary, and super interesting. He's super funny! BTW this Abakua shit sounds like a loud of total bollocks? Joeys taking the piss out of everyone. All this"serious men, not gay? But fuck men and dont fuck women.... Absolute bollocks.
@@HiddenTruths I'm English that last time England was successfully invaded was 1066 by the Normans which is in France so we use alot of French words and alot of Norse words to but we pronounce the Norse words differently
Joey is a classic old school storyteller and I come from an Italian family and there were storytellers and when they got started everyone listened because they were good storytellers and we knew what they were saying was true. I inherited some of that.
Joey never hesitates to admit when he doesn't know something. I believe that trait not only adds credibility to his stories but also to him as a Man. Great podcast with Joey, as usual!😎👍
I noticed this too, everyone calls him a bullshitter. I can relate with that at points in my life. Cool wild story and it’s a lie to everyone. I’m glad you pointed this out to everyone
I just love the 2 joe's together, always a incredible show. Loved the story of Joey watching the ex movie and his little girl "Mercy's a bible thumper" and she ran out screaming. I laughed so hard I cried. Love these 2.
I grew up Yoruba, in Gary, Indiana, in the late 60's to early 70's... I Love My Orishas...Ogun is the Lord of Iron, one of the Orishas of the Yoruba Tribe in Nigeria. Shango/fire, Yemanya and Obatula, etc..
@@drew_tube You must know the enemy, in order to defeat the enemy; The 'Gay-Pedo-Blood Sacrifice' Doctrine of The New Testament; Peter, his brother and 10 other teenage men left their families to be with a 33 year old 'Man', nuzzle his bosom, kiss him in the mouth & refer to themselves as this Man's brides and this 'Man' told his 12 male-brides that whatever you do to him, you are to do unto the children. as well and this 'Man' sent his 12 male-brides out with swords to kill any who rebuked his doctrine. Bible is LGB because Jesus was a product of pedophilia and had 2 dads & 12 male brides. Only Setan requires a Blood Sacrifice of The Innocent, Abraham... Ausar/Heru was the victim of blood sacrifice & gay pedophilic rape by Set. All done for The Throne Of Power & Control, as The King of Kings... #JesusIsBaphomet I am, of course, 'The God Killer'!!! Black History Traces Back To Our Sirian Binary Home Planet; In the days, when Tehuti, Ausar & Set walked the earth, in Kemet, there was no such place called Egypt, because there was no such place as Greece because the migration out of Africa had not happened. All are from ancient black wombs in Africa. Anubis has the head of a jackal & Set or 'Satan' looks more like an aardvark. Ausar (Osiris) rules the Hall of Judgement, not hell. Set fled with the 72 conspirators. with their 72 wives or the 144. Set was albino and depicted with red eyes, hair & sun-stressed red skin, as were most of the 72 follower, who aided him in the plot against his black twin, the King of Kings.. Old Testament led me to the New T., which led me to ancient esoteric text, Jewish Pseudepigrapha, Christian Apocrypha, Gnostic Scriptures, Kabbalah, Dead Sea Scrolls, The Books of Enoch I & Ii, Dogon Tribe's knowledge, West Nile Valley Civilization of Kemet, 'Book of The Dead' and The Emerald Tablets of Tehuti/Thoth, The Kybalion, together with my life's experience, I've come to form my own explanations to man's mysterious history...I theorize that; Set (Satan) is the brother of Ausar (Osiris), who is re-born as Heru, Son of Auset (Isis) and all were students of The (3)-Great Master, Tehuti (Thoth). The falcon represents 'vision beyond time & space. Kemet is the 1st university of higher learning of mental ascension, to gain mental authority over the physical world or mind-over-matter. Black Melonites are from Sirius, a binary planetary system. When 1 of 2 suns (star) died (later to be replaced by an even greater star) and the planet was destroyed but survivors had long since departed, with warm-blooded genetics and some plants (dagga is one), to this newly terraformed planet, with 1 sun and it's population of the dominate, giant, cold-blooded reptiles eliminated, by a gravity surge. Unlike 'Super Man, on our original planet, with 2 suns, black people are like supermen but on earth, with the 1 sun, we are mere mortals with no memory of our former level of being. Everything else is but a descending branch, enslaved to technology to accomplish with machines, what was once done with the mind & body..The mind was used to build the pyramids by mentally reducing the mass weight and density of the stone to make it lighter and softer and easily shaped and moved. The same mental-method was used to increase earth's gravity to get rid of the dinosaurs and terraform this planet and is why the continent of Africa looks like a long-headed profile of a skull with the extended pineal gland or 'The Great Horn'... They, the tribe that he (Set) brewed, created and control the 'coin', they control the printed word, medias, even laws, by sending their children to law schools. They are of the 72 conspirators of their lord, Set (Satan), who is the albino brother of the black King of Kings and the true Holy Virgin Mother Auset. ( 72 men plus 72 wives equals 144. ) They said, "Let us make men in our albino image." through recessive genetic isolation in the Caucasus Mountains Range. They created the bastardized version of the Trinity, with the Virgin Mother being replaced by a male spirit and they replace the real story of The Father-Ausar, The Son-Heru & The Holy Virgin Mother-Auset, with the tale of Mary, Jesus and Joseph and they enslaved the Children of Khemet and hid the knowledge, they used to exploit and enslave all of mankind. They created the so called white race and lifted them above the black Sons of Khemet. Set replaced Kemet's 'Heru The Hawk' with the USA's white-headed Bald Eagle.. Set, once a student of Thoth, is adept at transferring ones consciousness into the impregnated womb, to be reborn with all knowledge intact and lives today. That's how Ausar & Auset were able extend His life as Heru. ( Theoretical Ideology by Raphael 'Hashashin' Hameed ) #TheGodKiller #TheEmeraldTablets #The42Principles The 42 Principles Of Maat 1. I Honer Virtue 2. I benefit with gratitude 3. I am peaceful 4. I respect the property of others 5. I affirm that all life is sacred 6. I give offerings that are genuine 7. I live in truth 8. I regard all altars with respect 9. I speak with sincerity 10. I consume only my fair share 11. I offer words of good intent 12. I relate in peace 13. I honor animals with reverence 14. I can be trusted 15. I care for the Earth 16. I keep my own council 17. I speak positively of others 18. I remain balanced with my emotions 19. I am trusted in my relationship 20. I hope purity in high esteem 21. I spread joy 22. I do the best I can 23. I communicate with compassion 24. I listen to opposing opinions 25. I create harmony 26. I invoke laughter 27. I am open to love in various forms 28. I am forgiving 29. I am kind 30. I act respectfully of others 31. I am accepting 32. I follow my inner guidance 33. I converse with awareness 34. I do good 35. I give blessings 36. I keep the waters pure 37. I speak with good intent 38. I praise the goddess and the God 39. I am humble 40. I achieve with integrity 41. I advanced through my own abilities 42. I embraced the all The Soul is a Star Seed that can pass inspection and be planted in the black soil of The Heavens. The 42 Principles is how you live by day & by night to pass inspection and ascend to be planted in the Black Soil of The Heavens (Space), in order to grow and mature into a Sun, that gives birth to planets & moons and expand the universe, as is your right.
Joey is definitely one of the best storytellers of his generation. He's hilarious and has hundreds of stories about his insane childhood to all the crazy Drug fueled adventures he had
Solve et Coagula It’s possible he meant the surname as well as Joey. Living in Texas (bordering Mexico) I’d assume he grew up around a fair amount of Hispanic and Latino people which is why it’s even more surprising to him that he never realized Diaz was a Hispanic or Latino surname and not an Italian one? I can’t know for sure though.
I was born and raised in Cuba n thanks God i cane to the US, n i love joe diaz because he reminds me so many things about cuba, how we grow up, how parents raise the kids i mean this episode was fantastic 👌🏻. N majority of the things he talks about i remember from cuba, the language the way we talk in the streets, everything!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Dominu Castro all the time you get enriched with knowledge from the past how different civilizations lived how they fought and died and the impact it made on the next generation. History is cruel because it exposes us to what we see now as needless conflict but in order to build there first must be a power struggle not just in force but in ideas they fan flames and start fire not echo chambers like now
Doesn't matter if parts of history are "cool." If you don't learn your history, you'll fall for the same old tricks that have been used against us for the last 200 years. You know the schtick. If you don't know history, you're doomed to repeat it. I bet you didn't know that the US Government is literally a corporation. The Emergency Banking Act saw to that in 1933, 3 years into the Great Depression. The EBA was basically the Bankers saying "since you fucks can't handle your finances, we're gonna do it for you." Democracy doesn't exist in this world, and the probability that you didn't know that is the reason why. The more you know... "Give me control of a nation's monetary supply, and I care not who makes its laws." Baron Amschell Mayer Rothschild, 1773
It’s painful to know history and watch it repeat itself and it always will because not everyone in our country or the powers that be internationally cares to know or cares if it repeats itself
In new England the touching of the elbows is called the 'Plumbers Handshake,' often done by plumbers, mechanics, and any tradesman who tend to have dirty hands
Abakua is an ancient fraternity much like the Masons but the Yoruba version of it. It culture much like many fraternities was one thing and has changed throughout the years. The Abakua have their own music and dances. It’s tremendous stuff.
There aren't really any celebs or people I know through media I'd like to meet an just talk to, but joey Diaz would be that guy. Such an interesting individual and colorful in his stories.
Sorry to hear that Joey’s version of the Abacua brotherhood. This is fraternal brotherhood initiated more than a century ago by outstanding black people in Cuba. Their mission was to set principles of good citizenship for fellow black men without social recognition in pre-Castro era. These rules were in accordance of the ancient African spiritual laws where certain sexual preferences and gay people were prohibited which still exists in many religious houses in Cuba. It does not mean you mistreat gay people but just you can engage with them in religious activities. The criminal version of Abakuas is the only one Joey knows, criminals that were liberated from prison by Castro to come into the US when the Cuban-American conflict was really hot at the begging of the 60s. Like a sector of the black community in every part of the Western world, criminalized by different social and cultural situations, they do not represent the honorable and religious Cuban abakuas. Now the brotherhood includes white people too but still not women in the aspect of performing religious rituals but they are central and highly appreciated by real abakuas and their fundamental religious principles. I am from Cuba and I am not abakuas but have a lot of honorable abukua friends that I respect and love.
Sadly that was a long time ago, we all know that “ brotherhood “ is fucked up in every level. Now it is all about kids hurting others to get a name in the hood.
@@crypto2633 jajajaja. How a snake speaking, a rib turned into women, a virgin getting pregnant without dick and milk, and an apple with knowledge does not mean brujeria for millions of people, acere!
I thought the whole point of having a secret society was so you could do gay stuff.I mean what were they doing super secret straight stuff behind closed doors.
it was to promote black men etiquette basically.. but then eventually they let white men join and it just remained a society that did ethnic efik/ibibo dances and rituals
Due to the secrecy of the society, little is known of the Abakuá language. It is assumed to be a creolized version of Efik or Ibibio, both closely related languages or dialects from the Cross River region of Nigeria, because this is the cultural region and ethnic groups where the society originated.
It is actually. The language is pretty much an import from that region, which shares a border with Cameroon. The language actually shares some similarities with Kikongo, at least in the way it is spoken, not much the words or translations.
I want to heard more about that interview with Joey Diaz I enjoyed it. But I want more like a sequel. His live it is very interesting never get tired hearing his stories. Wow😂😮😅😊
Joey has lived like ten lifetimes. He's done it all. What a story.
And two of the lifetimes really happened
@@AMpufnstuf the rest was imagination while lying in bed on drugs.
He makes this shit up
@@kaptain_krunch Why do you assume he makes it up? So someone lives an interesting and crazy life, and you automatically think they're lying? Thats stupid
I believe his stories.. I've seen and done a lot of shit in my life, that when I tell people the stories, I can see that they don't believe me. I was 3 when i first saw my dad giving himself a shot of medicine, years later I found out he was shooting heroin.
I literally can't imagine Joey Diaz having a normal day
JOEY: NO NOOO NOOOO
Well the normal for him is boarder line Coke every day ngl
He said his life in colorado revolved around 4 blocks. He'd go to jui jitsu, his office and the weed store and that was it. That seems pretty plain for joey
@@riveravelar3523 p
Hilarious
I'm convinced uncle Joey is the greatest raconteur of all time.
Imagine a weekly show about his life on a network Like Showtime? Each season could be different era of his life: S1 childhood ,S2 adolescence, S3 High School , S4 adulthood . Joey narrates it himself and is executive producer.
supacoolkatz
Joey is a great raconteur! His anecdotes are legendary, and super interesting. He's super funny!
BTW this Abakua shit sounds like a loud of total bollocks? Joeys taking the piss out of everyone.
All this"serious men, not gay? But fuck men and dont fuck women....
Absolute bollocks.
Didn't know raconteur is an English word lol, seriously is it used in English? cuz i speak french and i know that that word is french.
@@HiddenTruths I'm English that last time England was successfully invaded was 1066 by the Normans which is in France so we use alot of French words and alot of Norse words to but we pronounce the Norse words differently
eyesopen most people don't even know what that word means, raconteur that is.
You've probably seen Cocaine Cowboys? Lol
جرعتك اليومية من الإنترنت intelligent people will use it.
I can literally sit through 24 consecutive hours of uncle Joey talking and telling stories and be entertained for every second of it.
And I smoke a blunt or three along the way.
@@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy part of the experience dawg
im currently on hour 4.5. not even slightly bored. Its like holy shit you can talk about doing THAT after?!? Jesus joey lol
Lmao legit what I’ve just embarked on. Close to 14 hours of watching these clips since this 58 hour period of being awake.
Just 24 hours... Hold my beer
* has no idea what abakua is * clicks anyways cause I’ll listen to Joey talk about anything
Same here!
same
💯
Well not everyone in Cuba practice they crap. Is a very small group of people
I’m a fan of Joey but this time he talking crap , a real abakua. Do not reveal their practices, I’m Cuban and all you know about abakua is hearsay
Definitely need to get Joey on more. Probably one of the best if not thee best to have on
JD jitsu Nice one thanks very much for that will have a look now
He’s on a lot, but he should be co-host for sure!
lol i showed joey diaz to my dad. i swear they could be best friends lol but joey makes me cry laughing
Junior Jobs yup Joey's podcast is hilarious
JD jitsu Joey is way better when he's on Rogans podcast. Fuck that Lee guy.
This Dude Joey Diaz has awesome stories. I could listen to them all day.
Yeah agree cause bs stories are a fun time waster and better than those soap dramas on tv :)
Joey has like six different versions of his mom's funeral
Eddie Gomez 😂😂😂😂
It was a four day wake...
24 hours too
My dog is called Chocolito Diaz. There's only one of him.
jimmy tran Cubans don't fuck around
"Joey Diaz Explains" needs to be a show.
Bro
That'd be tremendous.
Abakuas sound like gay power tops in denial XD
lmao!
The phrase "No homo" must be very second nature to them
A whole culture of closet bi guys and also mad homophobic what the fuck lol
Just saying that to an abakua could get you killed
aint no gay power tops thats fosho , funny how you got it as ya name but you talking shit lmaoao
Joey is a classic old school storyteller and I come from an Italian family and there were storytellers and when they got started everyone listened because they were good storytellers and we knew what they were saying was true. I inherited some of that.
You lost me
Joey reminds me of both my uncles. The stories were wild
@@HedmanificationYeah Italians are not good story tellers.
I feel Mac from its always sunny would be in the Abakua
DUB ZILLA he would probably be the bitch that joey talks about haha
He'd be inducted to be a hoe for sure but knowing him he would see it as some badass tribal mafia where he thinks its a bunch of badass dudes.lol
He asserted his dominance
“Big in priggin systems” 😂
Joey is an amazing human being! Grateful to even hear about the shit that he been through.
Joey never hesitates to admit when he doesn't know something. I believe that trait not only adds credibility to his stories but also to him as a Man. Great podcast with Joey, as usual!😎👍
Nicely put
I noticed this too, everyone calls him a bullshitter. I can relate with that at points in my life.
Cool wild story and it’s a lie to everyone.
I’m glad you pointed this out to everyone
I could listen to Joey tell stories all day. Dude is a master raconteur.
Joey "big in prigon systems" Diaz
Mr. Sarkozy lol I noticed that too
I didn't notice at first.. fuckin lmao
😂 I immediately went to the comment section to see if anyone caught that.
I knew I heard him say that lol
Rick Jamesbitch you’re still a bitch.
01:37 “Look at the Sopranos, they had gay men”
Joey, the only gay guy in the Sopranos was beaten to death!
What about the two that had to pay furio
@@Equinsu_Ocha69 they werent gay, just a couple of stugatz
Phil was definitely gay also
@@Equinsu_Ocha69give me 1000 dollars
Nosotros los abakua no permitimos la homosexualidad eso es mentira de el lo castigamos a plenitud
I just love the 2 joe's together, always a incredible show. Loved the story of Joey watching the ex movie and his little girl "Mercy's a bible thumper" and she ran out screaming. I laughed so hard I cried. Love these 2.
I grew up Yoruba, in Gary, Indiana, in the late 60's to early 70's... I Love My Orishas...Ogun is the Lord of Iron, one of the Orishas of the Yoruba Tribe in Nigeria. Shango/fire, Yemanya and Obatula, etc..
Orishas awesome! I'm a Pisces and always felt a strong connection to Yemaya the godess of the Ocean.
Ashé! 💙🌊
abakua is different than regla de ocha
Repent and seek Jesus. You are worshipping bad spirits. Nothing to celebrate. 💯
@@drew_tube You must know the enemy, in order to defeat the enemy; The 'Gay-Pedo-Blood Sacrifice' Doctrine of The New Testament;
Peter, his brother and 10 other teenage men left their families to be with a 33 year old 'Man', nuzzle his bosom, kiss him in the mouth & refer to themselves as this Man's brides and this 'Man' told his 12 male-brides that whatever you do to him, you are to do unto the children. as well and this 'Man' sent his 12 male-brides out with swords to kill any who rebuked his doctrine. Bible is LGB because Jesus was a product of pedophilia and had 2 dads & 12 male brides.
Only Setan requires a Blood Sacrifice of The Innocent, Abraham...
Ausar/Heru was the victim of blood sacrifice & gay pedophilic rape by Set. All done for The Throne Of Power & Control, as The King of Kings... #JesusIsBaphomet
I am, of course, 'The God Killer'!!!
Black History Traces Back To Our Sirian Binary Home Planet;
In the days, when Tehuti, Ausar & Set walked the earth, in Kemet, there was no such place called Egypt, because there was no such place as Greece because the migration out of Africa had not happened. All are from ancient black wombs in Africa. Anubis has the head of a jackal & Set or 'Satan' looks more like an aardvark. Ausar (Osiris) rules the Hall of Judgement, not hell. Set fled with the 72 conspirators. with their 72 wives or the 144. Set was albino and depicted with red eyes, hair & sun-stressed red skin, as were most of the 72 follower, who aided him in the plot against his black twin, the King of Kings.. Old Testament led me to the New T., which led me to ancient esoteric text, Jewish Pseudepigrapha, Christian Apocrypha, Gnostic Scriptures, Kabbalah, Dead Sea Scrolls, The Books of Enoch I & Ii, Dogon Tribe's knowledge, West Nile Valley Civilization of Kemet, 'Book of The Dead' and The Emerald Tablets of Tehuti/Thoth, The Kybalion, together with my life's experience, I've come to form my own explanations to man's mysterious history...I theorize that; Set (Satan) is the brother of Ausar (Osiris), who is re-born as Heru, Son of Auset (Isis) and all were students of The (3)-Great Master, Tehuti (Thoth). The falcon represents 'vision beyond time & space. Kemet is the 1st university of higher learning of mental ascension, to gain mental authority over the physical world or mind-over-matter. Black Melonites are from Sirius, a binary planetary system. When 1 of 2 suns (star) died (later to be replaced by an even greater star) and the planet was destroyed but survivors had long since departed, with warm-blooded genetics and some plants (dagga is one), to this newly terraformed planet, with 1 sun and it's population of the dominate, giant, cold-blooded reptiles eliminated, by a gravity surge. Unlike 'Super Man, on our original planet, with 2 suns, black people are like supermen but on earth, with the 1 sun, we are mere mortals with no memory of our former level of being. Everything else is but a descending branch, enslaved to technology to accomplish with machines, what was once done with the mind & body..The mind was used to build the pyramids by mentally reducing the mass weight and density of the stone to make it lighter and softer and easily shaped and moved. The same mental-method was used to increase earth's gravity to get rid of the dinosaurs and terraform this planet and is why the continent of Africa looks like a long-headed profile of a skull with the extended pineal gland or 'The Great Horn'... They, the tribe that he (Set) brewed, created and control the 'coin', they control the printed word, medias, even laws, by sending their children to law schools. They are of the 72 conspirators of their lord, Set (Satan), who is the albino brother of the black King of Kings and the true Holy Virgin Mother Auset. ( 72 men plus 72 wives equals 144. ) They said, "Let us make men in our albino image." through recessive genetic isolation in the Caucasus Mountains Range. They created the bastardized version of the Trinity, with the Virgin Mother being replaced by a male spirit and they replace the real story of The Father-Ausar, The Son-Heru & The Holy Virgin Mother-Auset, with the tale of Mary, Jesus and Joseph and they enslaved the Children of Khemet and hid the knowledge, they used to exploit and enslave all of mankind. They created the so called white race and lifted them above the black Sons of Khemet. Set replaced Kemet's 'Heru The Hawk' with the USA's white-headed Bald Eagle.. Set, once a student of Thoth, is adept at transferring ones consciousness into the impregnated womb, to be reborn with all knowledge intact and lives today. That's how Ausar & Auset were able extend His life as Heru.
( Theoretical Ideology by Raphael 'Hashashin' Hameed ) #TheGodKiller
#TheEmeraldTablets #The42Principles
The 42 Principles Of Maat
1. I Honer Virtue
2. I benefit with gratitude
3. I am peaceful
4. I respect the property of others
5. I affirm that all life is sacred
6. I give offerings that are genuine
7. I live in truth
8. I regard all altars with respect
9. I speak with sincerity
10. I consume only my fair share
11. I offer words of good intent
12. I relate in peace
13. I honor animals with reverence
14. I can be trusted
15. I care for the Earth
16. I keep my own council
17. I speak positively of others
18. I remain balanced with my emotions
19. I am trusted in my relationship
20. I hope purity in high esteem
21. I spread joy
22. I do the best I can
23. I communicate with compassion
24. I listen to opposing opinions
25. I create harmony
26. I invoke laughter
27. I am open to love in various forms
28. I am forgiving
29. I am kind
30. I act respectfully of others
31. I am accepting
32. I follow my inner guidance
33. I converse with awareness
34. I do good
35. I give blessings
36. I keep the waters pure
37. I speak with good intent
38. I praise the goddess and the God
39. I am humble
40. I achieve with integrity
41. I advanced through my own abilities
42. I embraced the all
The Soul is a Star Seed that can pass inspection and be planted in the black soil of The Heavens.
The 42 Principles is how you live by day & by night to pass inspection and ascend to be planted in the Black Soil of The Heavens (Space), in order to grow and mature into a Sun, that gives birth to planets & moons and expand the universe, as is your right.
Joe "they touch elbows, WOW" Rogan
Amazing comment, saw it as he said it
So they touch wenuses? Sounds kinda gay to me o.0
you guys needs to stop.😭
The men picked up the slack when a child was fatherless in their community. That's awesome
Yea by giving him coke in a capsule. Stand up men I’d say.
So they can't be in a room with a gay dude, unless they are pressing his back in 😂😂
A tu mama si
Joey will be credited for my research paper about Abakuá
Are you done with this research?? I'll love to read it
Joey is definitely one of the best storytellers of his generation.
He's hilarious and has hundreds of stories about his insane childhood to all the crazy Drug fueled adventures he had
He lost me at they pull your pants down
@Stephen Murphy y'all need to read up on the Sambia people of Papua New Guinea.
So why are you here??
I think it’s like it doesn’t matter who you fuck but you gotta be a man not girly or feminine or weak like the receiver
Lol
@@TrueRahf I just did that was interesting
Jesus christ this man has so much knowledge I could listen to him for hours and hours and days on end
It sounds like there was always gay men in there
Ruby iscute I was just about to comment this lol. Yeah it sounds like they have been gay but also ashamed of themselves at the same time
Exactly
Of course
go say it them
Y lo asesinamos brutalmente
Being Cuban and watching this is the best thing ever 🤣
Tremendous
Same here hahaha
fr lol
A lil bit of Bullshit but yeah 😅
@@BlackEagle-jv4vswith what?
4:46 4:56 for ten whole seconds this guy said words without actually saying anything
What? Oh you’re right he was a broken record
Aha
"You could suffer a bad..."
Wow
I wanted to hear more about what would happen for insulting them, but Joey was too fixated on elbows for whatever reason
With ice cubes in the mouth🤣
now I'm curious.
"It was tremendous" that killed me
old school cryotherapy
Wouldn't that feel uncomfortable?
@@ishmaelm1932 I don't know, I've heard it's good. Thats why some people like mint too🤷
His delivery on the "...it was tremendous" was hilarious
Uncle Joey is the best story teller there is
“Jet blue like a mother fuckkkaaa” had me crying 😭 😂😂😂😂
4:56 coronavirus handshake predicted 3 years ago
Ice cubes in his mouth 😂😂😂😂💀
I lived my life in Texas and I always thought Diaz was Italian lol.
Your name fits.
@@CapAwe1
Diaz has a deep Italian accent though. It's because he used to fuck with a lot of Italians back in the day.
That's a New Jersey accent, the Italians don't own that.
@@FinalManaTrigger Sweet Jesus Amen.
Solve et Coagula It’s possible he meant the surname as well as Joey. Living in Texas (bordering Mexico) I’d assume he grew up around a fair amount of Hispanic and Latino people which is why it’s even more surprising to him that he never realized Diaz was a Hispanic or Latino surname and not an Italian one? I can’t know for sure though.
I was born and raised in Cuba n thanks God i cane to the US, n i love joe diaz because he reminds me so many things about cuba, how we grow up, how parents raise the kids i mean this episode was fantastic 👌🏻. N majority of the things he talks about i remember from cuba, the language the way we talk in the streets, everything!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Dale Cubiche...
True bro
Been to Cuba twice Really nice and actually really safe compared to Mexico, Hondarus, El Salvador, Brazil, Venezuela etc….
Joey Diaz is one of the best and funnest story tellers Ive herd.
He is great!! I love his voice and stories
Joey never fails to make me laugh, they should make a new sopranos and have him as the boss, oh the possibilities.
Joey is a Cuban tho.
I think he's in the many saints of newark
@@pyrojunkyz510 you're right, he plays Lino "Buddha" Bonpensiero, Big Pussy's dad.
He’s in Mafia 3 if y’all are interested
History is cool sometimes
Dominu Castro all the time you get enriched with knowledge from the past how different civilizations lived how they fought and died and the impact it made on the next generation. History is cruel because it exposes us to what we see now as needless conflict but in order to build there first must be a power struggle not just in force but in ideas they fan flames and start fire not echo chambers like now
Elliotte Rodriguez wow. most beautiful defense of the study of history I've ever heard
Doesn't matter if parts of history are "cool." If you don't learn your history, you'll fall for the same old tricks that have been used against us for the last 200 years. You know the schtick. If you don't know history, you're doomed to repeat it. I bet you didn't know that the US Government is literally a corporation. The Emergency Banking Act saw to that in 1933, 3 years into the Great Depression. The EBA was basically the Bankers saying "since you fucks can't handle your finances, we're gonna do it for you." Democracy doesn't exist in this world, and the probability that you didn't know that is the reason why.
The more you know...
"Give me control of a nation's monetary supply, and I care not who makes its laws."
Baron Amschell Mayer Rothschild, 1773
It’s painful to know history and watch it repeat itself and it always will because not everyone in our country or the powers that be internationally cares to know or cares if it repeats itself
History is ALWAYS amazing.
In new England the touching of the elbows is called the 'Plumbers Handshake,' often done by plumbers, mechanics, and any tradesman who tend to have dirty hands
That guy was jumping into Joey's story so many times I actually thought joey told him to shut up 😂😂 2:43
That guy was annoying
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He was the guest for the episode.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Equinsu_Ocha69 no.
Joey is the greatest story teller!
Abakua is an ancient fraternity much like the Masons but the Yoruba version of it. It culture much like many fraternities was one thing and has changed throughout the years. The Abakua have their own music and dances. It’s tremendous stuff.
Mario Silva here in Miami I know a dude from Guanabacoa who was in this group . Very freemasonish
Tremendously gay lol
Just a bunch of cock suckus
Not Yoruba. Efik. Two completely different groups.
Gay Lords
I don’t care if he’s making up stories bro he’s the best story teller of all time lmao
This attitude is going to gift you a happy life my friend
abakua are real they're like afro-cuban masons but a lot of white dudes are part of it too lmao
Joey “it was tremendous” Diaz
"How dare you giggle??!" shouts the abakua while handing you a pair of ice cubes
2:44 lmao it looked like Joey had an acid flashback for half of a second after he said this
As a cuban its so cool to hear joey talk about this stuff.
His facial expressions, and hand jesters and shit he's such a rare person
Joey is the Epitome of life experience
I could listen to Joey all day
"BROO..BROOOOO" - Joey Diaz. I love Joey Diaz.
Wow what the Fffffffffuuuuuuuu did I just watch lol
Byrdman 51/50 good one lol I was high while watching the video btw 😂
KRATOSLIVES22 Yep, me too. Lmao!!
KRATOSLIVES22 ! You’re cool
@@PabloGonzalez-mp9ni no u
@@SpoilerAlert__ no u
1:50 "what a minute, they have their own language?!" 😂
2:25 the best part of this video. Joey gets serious
2:54 it was tremendous
Joe and Joey just made me get Spotify to watch the full shows
Michael Bisping did the right thing of not going to Cuba.
2:39 when I start petting my cat
Man Joey never let the other guest finish his sentence 😂
Good!!
I love Joey so much - he is the grandpa I need
He’s the daddy
There aren't really any celebs or people I know through media I'd like to meet an just talk to, but joey Diaz would be that guy. Such an interesting individual and colorful in his stories.
I feel like this is your Uncle and I absolutely LOVE him.
Joey D is the all timer. I’m addicted!!
2:26
Joe's like "where can I sign up"?
Sorry to hear that Joey’s version of the Abacua brotherhood. This is fraternal brotherhood initiated more than a century ago by outstanding black people in Cuba. Their mission was to set principles of good citizenship for fellow black men without social recognition in pre-Castro era. These rules were in accordance of the ancient African spiritual laws where certain sexual preferences and gay people were prohibited which still exists in many religious houses in Cuba. It does not mean you mistreat gay people but just you can engage with them in religious activities. The criminal version of Abakuas is the only one Joey knows, criminals that were liberated from prison by Castro to come into the US when the Cuban-American conflict was really hot at the begging of the 60s. Like a sector of the black community in every part of the Western world, criminalized by different social and cultural situations, they do not represent the honorable and religious Cuban abakuas. Now the brotherhood includes white people too but still not women in the aspect of performing religious rituals but they are central and highly appreciated by real abakuas and their fundamental religious principles. I am from Cuba
and I am not abakuas but have a lot of honorable abukua friends that I respect and love.
Sadly that was a long time ago, we all know that “ brotherhood “ is fucked up in every level. Now it is all about kids hurting others to get a name in the hood.
Acere how is brujeria "honorable" 🤣
@@crypto2633 jajajaja. How a snake speaking, a rib turned into women, a virgin getting pregnant without dick and milk, and an apple with knowledge does not mean brujeria for millions of people, acere!
Finally someone that make sence!!! Thanks for speaking the truth
It's fun though
The abakua's were way ahead of the curve they were using the elbow greeting before the coronavirus.
“Some people would call that advanced joey, that’s progress…”
*Joey: WHATS THAT*
Abakuas are literally very strong in "No Homo" 💀
"Some people will call that advanced, Joey. That's progress" "whats that?"
Joey Diaz looks like he can be a great Spiderman villain
He’s actually in Spiderman 2
I love how Joe Rogan gets surprised at joey stories
I misread the title. I thought it said 'barbacoa.'
On 2Wheels 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At the time I read it, I was fasting for a medical blood screen. I was really hungry...
Barbacoa... delicious
I laughed to hard at this comment
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I grew up around Cuban culture. This is crazy to hear. Good stuff
this is black cuban culture
@@PanosSchmitAlmeiraYou Mean Cuban Culture. Cuba Ain’t Like The U.S. Where Everyone’s Separate
@@jasonfromguitarcenterre tard comment. most people in cuba arent abakua.
I thought the whole point of having a secret society was so you could do gay stuff.I mean what were they doing super secret straight stuff behind closed doors.
evan shepard they all do coke and have orgys with other men’s wives
it was to promote black men etiquette basically.. but then eventually they let white men join and it just remained a society that did ethnic efik/ibibo dances and rituals
Netflix should use Joey stories for some tv shows
Diaz is a walking history encyclopedia set.
Where did this whole "Joe 'something he said' Rogan meme come from. Its hilarious
IrishTony. I have no idea and I love it lol
I think it started here in the comment section. The first ones were like this
Joe "have you tried dmt" Rogan
"Have you tried elk"
Other dude sounds like bob odenkirk
“Joe you’re no longer joe, you’re Josephine” HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Everytime he calls Joe Rogan by his full name kills me 😂😂
Thank god for joe Rogan and Joey Diaz ❤️🙏🕊
Joey Diaz looks like an old Jewish lady
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolololol
Due to the secrecy of the society, little is known of the Abakuá language. It is assumed to be a creolized version of Efik or Ibibio, both closely related languages or dialects from the Cross River region of Nigeria, because this is the cultural region and ethnic groups where the society originated.
It is actually. The language is pretty much an import from that region, which shares a border with Cameroon. The language actually shares some similarities with Kikongo, at least in the way it is spoken, not much the words or translations.
2:21
*Something gay and contradictory*
Joe: What!
Joeys last words of The clip,”thats how demented he was.” Yeah, describes you perfectly Uncle Joey!
I want to heard more about that interview with Joey Diaz I enjoyed it. But I want more like a sequel. His live it is very interesting never get tired hearing his stories. Wow😂😮😅😊
I'd love to ghost write a book or 10 for Joey. This guy has awesome stories for days.
“Joe, you’re no longer Joe. You’re Josephina!”
😂
Joey has more real life experience than a million regular Americans
OP, please put the link to the original podcast in info pls. thanks
This clip cured my depression 😊
Who is the other guest? I like that he's really knowledgeable
@@joher91 what's the book he's suppose to have written? I always here in different clips, they mention his book.
He's got a movie optioned for his books
Oh, I was thinking bukake. That would be one hell of an explanation to hear from joey.
I’m Cuban and I’ll say he reminds me of my dad lol if him and my dad met they would be best friends
I still can't wrap my mind around Joey Diaz playing that octopus on shark tales
Joey needs to do audiobooks
Agreed !! His deep gravel-y voice has pleasant tone and tambor. We oughta suggest this to him.