The angriest Xbox Live message (2011)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2018
- an old video I made 7 years ago about some Xbox Live messages I recieved after a Halo Reach match. Enjoy!
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i know i shouldn’t respond, because it’s only like 1% of the comments, but man, i can’t describe how surreal it feels to see comments accusing a real thing that you lived through of being “obviously fake,” lol.
the time in the upper-right corner changes because this is a recording of me playing back the voice messages i’d received from the dude earlier that night. obviously this wasn’t recorded in real time as i received the first message - I WAS PLAYING BACK the voice messages he’s sent me already while capturing the video. not that the time changes would prove anything to begin with!
and even putting that aside: literally how would i fake this? i googled this guy’s real gamertag and showed ON SCREEN the results i found - including actual screenshots of his years-old FortressCraft account that i discovered his real name on. i’m not sure how someone could even begin to fake that.
i know there’s a whole genre of people on the internet who are absolutely terrified of being tricked but man. it’s fucking exhausting getting comments like these all the time, lmao
sorry for the rant - i just had to get that off my chest! if you watched this and enjoyed it, hopefully you’ll enjoy my other uploads too. thanks for reading!
wow 4 mins ago
25 mins ago
Nick Robinson I hope he doesn’t hurt ya
Atleast they know now
Better late than never king
How to identify a fake hacker:
"I'm a hacker"
so true i was just saying to myself if someone says they a hacker they aint a hacker
Also hacker doesn't make themselves stick out by "edgy-fying" Their profile or use "llllll" or anything similar to that as username. Those "hackers" Are just low life kids that doesn't know how to play fair so they buy a cheating tool that can manipulate a server and called what they're doing "hacking"
lllll
hackers would probably act like they ain’t hacking
@@bullettime8760 the legendary Lag Switch
"i am a hacker"
everybody: Oh shiver me timbers
"I'm a hacker"
Oh no!
Anyways..
I'd be like "Hack deez nuts den"
@@emperorpalpatine1228 That is quite appropriate especially since its in 2011
Shiver me timbles
Arrrr maytey R)
It's even funnier that this went down at 3am, bro slept with one eye open that night
DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS, WOW
The fact that he typed out everything with the controller makes this so funny to me 😭
He might have, but it was also an option to plug in a USB Keyboard to the 360 to type much quicker. I did that, but surely not everyone did.
@@101VoltsMost didn’t.
I in fact never knew this. Now I want to try it but I don't have the power cord to the 360😂@@101Volts
@@101Volts In the video you could see them moving around the keyboard, showing that they used a controller
i still do that
This is a classic case of pulling an uno reverse card.
@Sack Boy Username does not checkout
ew another Uno joke
@@TrianglePants get nae naed
You’re pfp is nightmare fuel
@@mecanicsI you mean gorgeous?
Notice that he's chatting with this kid at 2: 50 AM
Now those are gamer hours.
Ye
Ok
my 360 was never set up at the right time, maybe that happened to him too
You're here now?!
Yes
I like how he completely abandons the claim that he is a hacker lmao.
Back when trolling was an art form
It still is. It’s just kids my age don’t even fuckin appreciate it. They call it cyber bullying and start acting like p*ssies
@@Kenorak66True
@@Kenorak66 dont be such a snowflake
It still is, depending on your perspective
the winky face has to be the most passive-aggressive thing ever
;)
;)
;)
>;)
;)
“I am a hacker” said no genuinely intimidating person ever.
There has to be that one guy that actually is a hacker and we all ignored him
An actual hacker doesn't tell you they're a hacker
True, they just sort of screw with you a bit of they want. No need to give a warning
It got 911 likes i guess the fbi busting some body door down
@Brazilian Goddess :o your from Glasgow aswell :0
I wish I lived through this era of gaming and could
Be able to fully appreciate it
I’m so sorry you never got the chance to experience this era
Yeah you also missed out on actual Sprays in CounterStrike and TF2. You could kill someone and spray a .jpeg of Goatse on their dead body and nobody gave a shit. Also swastikas, porn, trollface, and so many ancient memes that have now been lost to time.
It was not benevolent
@@rebelroar78lets be fair you still get the porn on the conscientious objector in tf2
Você tem quantos anos? Essa época não faz muito tempo
“I googled his gamer tag” that’s 1337 IQ
CLASSIC
"im a hacker"
-literally everyone, ever
1999 - 2020, my younger brother still uses that excuse, and people started saying that during the early online era, then the Dreamcast online era, then early Xbox Live (original Xbox not 360) to now!
It died in 2014 when everyone switched to next gen
dw they still exist
A kid told me that on Xbox a couple weeks ago. It brought me back to the good old days
“mY dAD OwNs MiCrOsOfT”
The four horsemen of the apocalypse
1. "I'm a hacker"
2. "My dad owns Microsoft"
3. "You cost us the whole game"
4. "Various slurs"
Lmao
That 1% with a brain.
5. ";)"
@@krafuae that ruins the whole point of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
@@robletch123 oh no
God I miss this era of gaming so much. There’s something so weird about longing for the days of death threats by children but it’s real.
Or racial slurs by 30 year old black men when I am 12 lmaooo that shit made me a man
@@ismashurmom1123 shit hardened me fr
@@ismashurmom1123 black boys got so mad lmao
You guys are strange.
@@AwesomeYena your gay
4 years later and it's still one of the most satisfying videos on the internet to me
"So I flew to Japan where this kid on Xbox live lives"
I was so desperate to find him at this point, l had to.
*cocks gun* and I won’t leave till he won’t live there
@@IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN!! EVERYONE GET OUT!
@@IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily *Cocks another gun* And I wont leave till he's gone.
stop
Stage one: Anger
Stage two: forgiveness
Stage three: vibing
Stage four: fear
The Duncan principle :v
bayonetta 1 epilouge jingle intensifies
This is so true lmfao. One character changed in one hour drastically.
Does anyone else feel bad for him?
@@chiefobvious352 i suddenly feel bad when he’s chill about it
“I am a hacker, so fuck off.” Mf sounds like kids I used to know in third grade 😭
This brings back the most nostalgic memories. Thank you for posting this.
"I'm a hacker"
That was every kid's excuse back on 360.
or the famous "my dad works for microsoft"
Today:mY dAd wOrkS In ePiC gAmEs
@DoRJ Roleplay Community bruh now its people saying my uncle's boyfriend works at epic games 😂
@@gommu224😂🤪
lol me as a hacker.. i dont ever say that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never knew my mom slept with so many random guys until I played halo 2
😂
@WITE FOX yeahh it's usually cod with the toxicity
@@synthris2 and literal nazis
@@synthris2 you mean fish?
🤣
Your music choice is incredible
Indeed it is. Do you know the name of this piece of music played here? 1:27
@@dum_x2 Beethoven symphony 9 movement 4
One of my favorite pieces of music :)
I love how these dialogues probably would have made them both really good friends if the guy that made the video tried to
"I am a hacker"
-Someone who's not a hacker, 2011
No one says, "I am a hacker"
I know right XD none of the IT guys who can hack would actually flex about it
I've threatened to turn peoples internet off hundreds of times but have no idea how to do it or where to start lol
@@ruger51995 easy a quick membership to a sketchy aite and boom
- Jordan, Richmond, VA, 2011.
"I'm a hacker"
- Said no hacker, ever
White hat hackers?
Real hackers just do it without telling them
Xdd
@@musteycraft9854 like this guy?
@@jivvr no like obama
*this feels like nostalgia… long live halo 3 & reach we will have you in our hearts*
A truly intense and epic comeback story to rival the Greek tragedies of old. Hats off to you my friend, making this gentleman feel true and fiery burning rage. Truly sublime music to accompany this historic achievement
“I am a hacker” bro lost all of his credibility with that
@Andy Gygi hahshhahahaha
Now today, they say I'm (celebrity)'s dad or mom.
@@paper.2 bad
@Andy Gygi bad
@@lazarjovanovic4388 bad
I’ve gotten a literal paragraph message just for placing a turret In the wrong place on MW3
Eat your cereal
The deadliest of mistakes.
That's dedication right there
lol
i see you everywhere I go
0:24 imagine telling someone to go to hell over a game
i wasn't really around for this era of gaming, but by god do i miss it.
@@lucas.kelly579 cuz it's funny and it would've been hilarious to get a message like this.
Well I grew up during this time😂. But I never had a Xbox 360. I had a Wii instead😂
I remember the good ol days when Bill Gates had over a million kids
Tell me about it
I know right
I said this playing halo 3 several times and it scared the hell out of kids
I am the son of the owner of microsoft so fite me
@@theadissons1372 xd
When u realize that this kid is probably around 25 now
That would mean he was only 11 here. He's probably way older than 20 by now.
What?
@ScuddyX ScuddyX what 11 year old has a deep voice like that? he was probably like 14/16
Actually 23 but you were close
Lol
@@SherbertLittle changed it
man when people sent me threats... the good ol days.
This dude playing at 3 in the freaking morning.
Early 2010 vibes
@@Crysisplaya Playing MW3 at 3am right now hahaa
I miss being 8 and getting scared of people saying “I’m a hacker! Ima boot you offline!”
Bro, somebody once stole my IP from discord and kept shutting me offline because I wouldn't add them to a GC with a girl he was simping for. The bad ol' days.
69 likes
aesthetic bitch that’s why vpns exist
Now you are 9
@@DogGaming506 vpns dont protect from dose attacls
"I'm a hacker"
Everyone: "Oh no!, Anyways"
nice top gear refrence
@@TheAVJ2 ;)
Everything fun games into your Wi-Fi stop working..
@@woymess happened to me once but I didnt even know I got DDosed bcz my wifi used to turn off alot 😂
@@woymess tru
There will never be another gaming experience like this again
I keep getting recommended Xbox live msg videos recently and I am all for it. I wish I played xbox back in the day lmao
you are not allowed to exist outside of tf2
TH-cam recommendations are crazy like that sometimes.. One of my few memories of xbox back in the day was joining a public l4d game and someone was noclipping as a hunter lmfao
Blue guy: "hey man, can i get a ride?"
Red guy: "sure ok =D"
Gets death threats several minutes later
Beep Boop This is the reason I left Xbox lmao I can’t stand these people
Wow just wow
In the USA the kids threatens you
In SOVIET RUSSIA YOU ARE THREAT TO THE KIDS
@Beep Boop they make me feel blue
ahh yes back when everyone was a hacker had a brother with 20 guns a dad that works at Microsoft and screamed at their moms
Carez The good old days
Good times
Ah jes
My uncle works at Nintendo
Back in the old MW2 lobbies. Good times.
I come back to this video every few months and it's still funny!
this is beautiful. a work of art, truly
I'm sure the guy is cringing from this 8 years later.
i’m dying to talk to him honestly
@@babylonian please do it 😂
He is a beta. He is probably in public housing now.... And shooting heroin.... Playing cell phone games
The Hole in Dans Sock hes a beta leftard probs
@@AtlanteanVrilChad sounded a bit lefty yeah....
Little bit.... Little bit you know......
Which is cool which is cool...
I miss people saying that they were going to kill me, so nostalgic.
Your parents still.
@@Tofucian I bet he killed them out of frustration
I still get death threats online and I still piss myself with laughter every time
Josh Newby
That’s literally illegal mate
Play league of legends and you will get those on daily basis
Love how this got recommended to me years later. Still a master piece.
DUDE! I WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THIS GAME, AND THIS MIC, AHHH THE MENU NOISES, DASHBOARD, I LOVE IT!
It started with a simple ";)", and ended with a ";)".
I mean, yeah he fucking killed him 🤣
;)
;)
;)
;)
“You are dead meat!”
“I want to apologise.”
Gta v
Npc is kinda smart sometimes
@@alfalfaanand6113 😂😂
Gta5 dialogue
@@HeenaPatel253 yes lol
GTA and Hotline Miami reference?
This vídeo is simply perfect, a masterpiece. 👏
Can't believe this was uploaded 4 years ago I feel so old
*THAT'S* *HOW* *THE* *UNO* *REVERSE* *CARD* *WORKS*
@SuperVlog Time not if he also reverses the reverse
@SuperVlog Time damn
@SuperVlog Time the only thing I can do is pick it up or put another plus4
@SuperVlog Time that I don't know because I only have rabbid cards now so
@SuperVlog Time NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
EveryBody Gangsta, till his dad works for Microsoft.
Ima do it ima break the 69 likes
No for minecraft
the way you capitalized everybody gangsta
ThanosTheGrape 😂💪🏾
My dad is Bill Gates would beat that.
This is a beautiful way to respond to somone
The music is a nice touch brother
“I was foolish, perhaps i did go a little too far”
Caleb Cityy!!!!!
I love that vid lmao
The way his voice tunes down before saying that is what makes it for me xd
Caleb City
LMAO I just saw that vid 5 mins ago omg
Ah, the classic “Im a hacker”,and “My dad works at Microsoft.”
- "I'm so sorry i didn't know your dad is Bill Gates"
- "Whos Bill Gates"
IlIll IlIlllI my dad used to work at Microsoft (but not for the stupid Xbox games)
IlIll IlIlllI the good days
Everyone is a gangster nowadays... *LA Accent* "ey foo where u from? Drop yo adress me n ma boiz gonn hit yo up."
No wonder Microsoft makes bank they all have so many dad's working there.
This brings back so many memories.
the realization of betrayal when its not is fucking hilarious
Everyone knows every angry online gamer is a hacker, it’s a common fact.
And they're dad's work for Microsoft
Also they know where everyone lives
And that they know notch
DAMN 1 AWAY FROM 1k
ZoomRR Mcgee I’m 1K
“You cost us the game!!!”
Nick: *Ah, so you’ve chosen.. death*
lmao
Ah yes
Competitive tf2 in nutshell.
he gotta drop a 20 bomb tday
he out of jail he said 4 real he gonna drop a 20 because he only made a 17 bomb last time
SSSniperwolf in 2011?!
It never ceases to amaze me how many pieces of the internet’s best media Nick has created over the years, and how years later i’ll stumble upon them again and have this moment of realization that, “HE MADE THAT?”
I would have ended with. "Dont worry about it. Now gets some rest Jordan, you look tired" lol
Lol
“After all, it is late in Richmond”
Or: dont worry, im coming for you
*Jason bourne theme plays as hacker looks out if window*
The only way I know that is because I watched Jason Bourne yesterday
That dude probably went on to write an entire creepypasta about what happened to him.
LMAO
Hahahah
AzazelTheOne “so i was bullying a N E R D and then his friend hacked me lol” thats the whole story
*_HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD_*
@@zonalspore terraria?
Awesome dude !
Finally someone who goes straight into the video
In this era, one of these two things were universally known:
1. Everyone knew everyone's mom.
2. Everyone's dad worked for Microfost.
Please explain what a Microfost is.
My dad actually did work for microsoft at this time, we had access to the “top secret” halo 3 alpha and beta that was only for Microsoft employees. Couldn’t tell my friends about it back in elementary school close to 15 years ago. Fun times
@@2jzandys444 Yeah, your father would trust a 15 year old with NDA stuff that could make him not only lose his job, but also have legal problems
I sure believe you
@@2jzandys444 lol what a legend
the one person whos dad *actually* worked for microsoft
@@2jzandys444 I have quite a few friends who's parents do work at Microsoft, since I live in Washington, and it's not a bunch of _top_secret_files_ everywhere. They just sell shit mostly. The only people doing the work your "dad did" would be the actual people working at 343 and shit.
The golden age of Xbox live, I wish I could relive it.
:')
Nick Robinson ;)
2007 days :)
@Stoogs It was better than 2018, lemme tell ya.
@Stoogs you probably never played back then
HAHAHAHA this is one of my new favorite videos
2011, fuck me… good times, crazy how nostalgic just the xbox 360 menu is😂
Stages of Xbox 360 rage:
-extreme anger
-slightly less anger
-teeny bit less anger
-no more anger
-confusion
-fear
-more fear
what about callin yourself a hacker or the son of bill gates
69 likes nice
Or instead of fear they become friends.
@@Inkanymby 690 now
Back when i played alot, we didnt fuck around. If someone said that they are going to do something outside game we straight up ddossed them or fucked their acocunt up
"I am a hacker, I will track you down and kill you"
2 mins later...
"How do you know my name and which city I live in?"
What*
that's some s c a r y shit
The best part about people claiming that they're hackers on XBL is how often they don't know how this stuff works. All you really need is a username and a clear understanding of how to /properly/ use a search engine and you can find out a lot about them. And that isn't even hacking.
Quick sidenote; My first friend on XBL when I was a kid was someone who's first words to me were, "Get over here or Imma hack you." In hindsight, I have no clue why I kept playing with him...we still talk from time to time now.
Meh
Swords of Luck ur welcome for 1k
This is a masterpiece
Legendary video, through abit of cyber sleuthing you found out his name and his brothers name. Amazing.
"iM a HaCkEr"
"O hOw DiD yOu FiNd My CiTy AnD nAmE??!11"
aNd CrEdIt DeTaIlS?!?!
i am the 1000th like xd
Dude he sounds like a video game npc that gets pissed for the wrong answer
He sounds like the guy yelling at the trumpet player because he isn't an "awtist"
Yep then he tries to hunt you down with a ruler
Fallout new Vegas
Let me just hand you the 1K like milestone
Deco iiii
I love how all this was filmed at 3am
I miss the wild times of 2011, gosh this is such a throwback
2009-15 was the golden era of online gaming it was like every lobby was an episode of jerry springer
FACTS
Yea
Im sad itll never b the same I miss mw2 lobbies
No it's more like 2007-2013 with the halo 3 lobby :)
*Fax*
Back when kids didn’t say “BuT DiD I aSk”.
those kids are the spawn of satan
Who?
Gta Glitch Community but did we ask tho
Choforito21 Contraseha and you must be a little kid
Didn't ask
I think its funny that considering how popular this is, there is a decent chance that this guy has seen this video...
This video perfectly summarizes why I loved my time on the 360, no other console could ever come close
"I aM a HaCkEr"
Oh, of course, hackers randomly say "I am hacker" for random strangers
Olhaaaa br :D
I am a hacker and i do that all the time
It's the new I'm Vegan
I'm sure there were vegans before hackers and I doubt they were much less annoying about it then today
I am havker im terminat ur accont
Theres approximately 400 million dads who work for Microsoft.
Kilur Mods Nah all of them quit their jobs to work at epic games
Bill Gates was fucking busy, seeing how many dads can he fit into the Microsoft moderation team.
Steel Vendetta not just americans tho everyone says that lol
Lol i was like number 1k
My dad worked for Microsoft for a short period of time lmfao
our personal information is just hanging on the internet so scary
Times will never be this great again.
Him: I am a Hacker I can track you down
Nick: "Shows him his Name and Location"
Him: Wait that's illegal
"you werent supposed to do that"
how did he get his location?
@@ben8176 searched gamertag he said this in the video lol
And it's halo
UNO Reverse Card
Everybody gangsta t'ill he turns out a real hacker
TRUE FACTS LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
YEAAA ALL THAT ACTION
"Im a hAcKeR"
And I can turn off the power to my stuff.
So, bring it on queerbait. 😁
The fact that this takes place at 3 am makes it so much better
This gave me my nostalgic childhood memories back
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
Haha
*Sip*
utopian civilization
People have been saying that for the past 30 years
🙄
“I will track you down”
Nick: * simply googles the gamer * no u
700th like enjoy ;)
ha, only 1 reply from me and 1000th like. what a coincidence.
I wonder if shadic even saw this video lol
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Heh jojo
how have i not seen this gem sooner?? Im DYING
This warms my heart so damn much
H E L L O J O R D A N.
(teleports behind him)
Nothing personal, kid.
*pulls out katabanana
Feeling Healing *game over* SNAKEE SNAKEEEEEEEEEEE
Skjold YOU STOLE MY ONE JOKE D:
Skjold *personnel
"The opportunity to defeat your enemy is provided by the enemy itself"
-Sun Tzu
lil oldman technoblade
That’s deep shit
The art of war
“Stay strapped or get clapped”
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The experience of strategist still & well applied today.
This is amazing