Unironically this album will be played during Christmas day at many houses. The kids who think they are getting away with something will just be providing nice Christmas music for their families.
I'm legitimately considering buying the vinyl. I already have old Christmas classic records, without the Jschlatt humor cover, it would just fit right in lol
Congrats for being one of the rare, RARE few TH-camrs that have put out music that doesn't make you want to pierce your eardrums with a rusty nail. This is genuinely wonderful to listen to.
yep, and I can still say everyday phrases like thick of it without a horde of preteens jumping on me, unfortunately the same cants be said for the phrase thick of it ffs
I’m actually genuinely glad and proud that Schlatt genuinely made an entire Christmas classics album for us to enjoy, because honestly his voice is really *really* fit for it
I don’t want to come off as some parasocial freak, but as someone who has been watching you since 2019, this is just outstanding to see. What you’ve done here is incredibly special man. It’s been an honor watching over the past 5 years, and I really hope you’re proud of how far you’ve come, because you really should be. Congrats dude. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!
Was playing this at the family gathering today, Granny was throwing the stanky leg to this tune! So sad we had to put her down... not as mournful as I am to you; R.I.P jSchlatt.
0:01 - Schlanta Clause is Comin’ to Town 2:15 - The Schlittmas Song 5:30 - Let it Schlow! Let is Schlow! Let it Schlow! 7:30 - Schlappy Holidays 10:20 - Schlaby, It’s Cold Outside 12:45 - White Schlittmas 15:45 - It’s the Most Schlonderful Time of the Year 18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Schlittmas
as a studio engineer, u spent way too much money for this to just be a meme. this tickles u down low in ur schlockles. well done sir. voice of an angel that drinks whisky.
He quite litterally said he had no singing voice, and it got edited to sound right. Its not a singing voice, just skilled sound editing. Truthfully, i do still love this, regardless of the editing, even if he has no real singing voice, the end result still is somewhat equal, if not better than the real songs!
@@SnapshotOfASoul +1 to this. Also considering the style and arrangement aren't "pop-py," so any exaggerated pitch correction would be obvious compared to pop songs. What we're hearing is his genuine timbre, maybe a bit of pitch correction, but with a bit of training, he can pull off the same voice quality live.
i... holy hell. the vocal control, the phrasing, the artistic direction and execution. i must admit, i was smiling and dancing the entire time. bravo, man- this is beautiful.
Schlatt, I'm gonna break away from the memes and be genuine here. You have such an incredible singing voice! I seriously mean this man, you're the modern Sinatra. You do his memory proud.
Gotta say, as someone who has no idea who you are, I truly believe this is a beautiful work of musical art. Your voice is stellar and this love letter to the great Christmases of old is full of heart and a beautiful start to the season. I applaud your courage in completing a project like this; never believe anyone if they tell you that you can’t sing. Nothing can replace ol’ Blue Eyes, but you come really, really close! Merry Christmas.
@@zeugmaflowersme too. I known about shlatt a year ago, when he released "My Way". I don't like his other content, but I've been waiting for " Shlistmas shmalbum"
just listened to the entire thing and it made me cry. after losing my grandpa on christmas a few years ago it’s been rly hard to find excitement and joy when this time of the year rolls around. i’ve tried to find that nostalgic and happy feeling that i felt as a kid. christmas songs and everything around me in december tells me to be cheerful, when i only feel numb. but man, this album was a rollercoaster of emotions that i haven’t felt since the day my grandpa passed. the old-school vibes and instrumentals were so excellently orchestrated and brought back the nostalgia that i’ve been wanting to feel again for a long while. white christmas reminds me of him, it’s my favorite song, and it brought tears to my eyes. i’m gonna be listening to this shit nonstop for the entire month cuz it’s that good. well done schlingle bells, and thank u❄️🤍
Daring of you to put a genuine comment in this channels comment section lol but sorry to hear about your Grandfather, happy to hear this brings peace to your life and God bless you!
0:00 - Schlanta Claus Is Comin' to Town 2:18 - The Christmas Schlong 5:32 - Let it Schlow! Let it Schlow! Let it Schlow! 7:29 - Schlappy Schlolidays 10:21 - Schlaby, It's 1999 Outside 12:46 - White Schlatmas 15:49 - It's the Most Schlonderful Time of the Year 18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Schlatmas
i dont really even care if this is buried beneath every other comment, but this is genuinely the some of the best content i've ever seen on this platform and i want you to know that
Its a shame this will never get a part 2. I unironically love it, Schorngus put alot of effort (and money) into the production, and he's turned into an actually good singer.
Unironically playing Shlap music at the family Christmas lunch is going to be merry, maybe it’ll even remind my Grandma of the major event she witnessed in 1999! Thank you for blessing us this festive season shmitty ❤️🎄
First, your voice sounds truly beautiful. I think this is honestly going to be one of my favourite Christmas albums ever. And on top of that, as far as I can tell the album cover isn't AI generated, it's hand painted. Thank you so much for commissioning that from Robbie Elliott on top of everything, it looks beautiful.
Timestamps for y'all: 1. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 0:00 2. The Christmas Song 2:18 3. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 5:33 4. Happy Holiday 7:29 5. Baby, It's Cold Outside 10:21 6. White Christmas 12:46 7. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 15:49 8. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 18:15
Im being 100% honest, ive been doing music for almost 12 years now, this was spectacular, crazy well done. I cant say it enough, very well done Schlatt and producers, have a merry christmas.
Schlatt & Co. make sure to bring top tier quality to the survivors of ‘99!! 😊 (But yeah i started getting into music production, and WHAT??? He prolly wanted to do this for a while, I like that he just went for it. Cheers, happy holidays!)
This is unbelievably, unironically, one of the greatest Christmas albums I have ever seen. This might actually be the best Christmas album in my opinion. It's the perfect blend of all different old-time Christmas songs, and I am so glad he did "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."
Timestamps for everyone else listening to peak this Christmas: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - 0:00 The Christmas Song - 2:17 Let It Snow - 5:32 Happy Holiday - 7:27 Baby, It's Cold Outside - 10:22 White Christmas - 12:45 It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - 15:47 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - 18:14 Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Holy Shit Why Does His Voice Sound So Good!
Absolutely beautiful. Sent to my mother, who's a real stickler for the classics, qnd even she said she very much enjoyed it. This is the first cover she's ever liked
TIMESCHTAMPS 0:00 - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 2:18 - The Christmas Song 5:32 - Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! 7:29 - Happy Holidays 10:21 - Baby, It's Cold Outside 12:46 - White Christmas 15:49 - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
I’m moved to tears. I really am. This album almost makes me forget about what Schlatt did to my parents back in ‘99. Incredible. Thanks for the tunes, big man!
I loved that you waited until AFTER thanksgiving to drop this, you know, the proper time for Christmas things. The album sounds great by the way, so please, release the hostages, they've suffered enough.
This is phenomenal, I can’t even begin to fathom the amount of work that went into this that was all originally done for a joke, and it’s beautiful. Seriously impressed with his singing. Bravo Schlatt, bravo.
tracklist: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Jackson 5 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Nat King Cole Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season - Andy Williams Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Sinatra White Christmas - Bing Crosby It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra
its actually the bing crosby version of santa claus is coming to town Edit: I forgot Bingo's version had the Andrew sisters so schlatts is closer to the sinatra version I apologise chat
2:00 -Santa Claus is coming to town 4:25 -The Christmas song(chestnuts roasting on an open fire) 7:33 -Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 9:30 -Happy Holiday/Holiday season 12:20 -Baby, It’s cold outside 14:47 -White Christmas 17:50 -It’s the most wonderful time of the year 20:15 -Have yourself a merry Christmas
0:00 Santa Claus is Coming to Town 2:18 The Christmas Song 5:32 Let it Snow! 7:29 Happy Holiday 10:21 Baby it's Cold Outside 12:46 White Christmas 15:49 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year 18:15 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Thank you, schlitoris, for this amazing album. It may not be fully out, but I can tell we all will greatly appreciate this. It may just bebto cover up the absolutely horrific and tragic events that took place in 1999, but it still will be wonderful.
Tracklist: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Frank Sinatra 0:00 - 2:15 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Nat King Cole 2:16 - 5:30 Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin 5:30 - 7:26 Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season - Andy Williams 7:26 - 10:19 Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Sinatra 10:19 - 12:45 White Christmas - Bing Crosby 12:45 - 15:48 It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams 15:48 - 18:13 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra 18:13 - 21:52
The sheer amount of talent on show - from the big guy himself to the band to the backup singers to the audio mixers, is truly showing this to be a labour of love. Hope you have a merry little Christmas, man.
As someone who isnt the biggest fan of most Christmas music, I can positively say this is one of the ONLY things I sat the whole way through. And I can also say I am SO happy I made it to the premiere of this!! Amazing job on this Schlatt, this was beatuifully made!! Happily adding this to my Christmas playlist this year and will definitely be blasting it on Christmas day!!
🎁🎄 TIMESTAMPS 🎄🎁 So everyone can have a happy schlittmas (Credit to Crimsrn for the song names) 0:01 - 2:16 Santa Claus is Coming To Town 2:17 - 5:30 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) 5:32 - 7:27 Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 7:28 - 10:19 Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season 10:20 - 12:46 Baby It's Cold Outside 12:47 - 15:48 White Christmas 15:49 - 18:14 It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 18:15 - 21:53 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Now I dont think I got anything wrong but then again its almost midnight so if anyone sees any mistakes please tell me thanks!!! Merry Schlitmas!
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Does it have fein
ok man
hey shlatt
Yes Shlank Shlinatra
B E A N S
Thank you Schlanta
hi Schlanta is probably pleased your here
The music career popping off widdisone 🤯
"He knows how youre awake"
Schlattlanta
Shlanta Cock-
here before it hits billboard top 200
Hello Dave
Hello Dave
Here before it this comment gets too popular and nobody finds out I've put 24 hours into Civ 5 over the past two and a half days.
@@NickDaGamer1998 too bad. We already know
Hey verified man
Unironically this album will be played during Christmas day at many houses. The kids who think they are getting away with something will just be providing nice Christmas music for their families.
I'm legitimately considering buying the vinyl. I already have old Christmas classic records, without the Jschlatt humor cover, it would just fit right in lol
@@bombdotcom2168 Already bought one. Do it.
@@bombdotcom2168do it
me personally i bought the vinyl record and will be playing it for my grandma
@@florakores hell yeah
Congrats for being one of the rare, RARE few TH-camrs that have put out music that doesn't make you want to pierce your eardrums with a rusty nail. This is genuinely wonderful to listen to.
He loves how thick it is...
@@awakenthechosen never mention that mans name ever again
yep, and I can still say everyday phrases like thick of it without a horde of preteens jumping on me, unfortunately the same cants be said for the phrase thick of it ffs
@@Therealsaulgoosemanafter the clown fest ended, its actually not a bad song. its not good, but its not the worst song ever.
@@A59riyeah but ksi needs to be bullied so it's shit
I’m actually genuinely glad and proud that Schlatt genuinely made an entire Christmas classics album for us to enjoy, because honestly his voice is really *really* fit for it
same
*don’t read my name…*
Shush. clanker
@@DoNotReadMyPicture466 ok I wont
Who the fuck is Schlatt?
thank you shit, this album isn't even out yet and it's cured my alcoholism.
It’s about to have the opposite effect on me, 90 day chip be damned, we’re drinking tonight!
it was supposed to do the opposite
Idk man, im drunk and my 600cc bike is tryna flirt with a pole
*don’t read my name……. .* 🍾
Bro pooped out all the alcohol
THIS IS THE BEST SCHLITTMAS EVER
*don’t read my name……* 🥂
It hasn’t even released yet…
@misterstibbs562 blink twice if you can see schlatt is still behind me with a gun to my head
@@misterstibbs562 is schlatt still behind me?
@@luck0717 you fool. He’s always been. 🧖♂️
I love how half the comments are memes like usual and the other half is people being genuinely blown away
Dude got an actual big band and full arrangements, that's crazy
born to rival Frank Sinatra, forced to react to tiktoks
HOLY SHIT IT WASNT JUST A BIG BAND THEY GOT THAT ONE OCATAVIA MELEODY COSPLADR LOO
He got profesional musicians
@@AceOfBlackjack huh
@@gamingandchess Their is an Octavia Melody cosplayer who can play their characters instrument.
I am really impressed with how genuinely commited "Schlingle Bells" is to this bit. He actually got good at singing for a joke, the madlad.
..THY'..LAW.
..IS..BETTER..!.!.!
ikr "schleffrey shlepstein Sldidnt schlkillhimself" is truly a singer of the times
"Shlingle Balls"
Nice pfp
@@lakeguerra5602 Why thank you. Best album of theirs imo
I WILL LISTEN TO THIS WHOLE ALBUM ON SCHLOTIFY
sigma
@@Silly_katz0Schligma
I hit a 3 family's after hearing this
ITS OUT ON SCHPLOTIFY NOW SCHPLOG
READY FOR THIS TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY COPYRIGHT THE SIXTY EIGHT TIME 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥
I don’t want to come off as some parasocial freak, but as someone who has been watching you since 2019, this is just outstanding to see. What you’ve done here is incredibly special man. It’s been an honor watching over the past 5 years, and I really hope you’re proud of how far you’ve come, because you really should be. Congrats dude.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas!
Being part of shlatt fandom means you have to consider that whatever sincere you say is parasocial. aware
only former member of the dsmp that actually put out listenable music thank you for this man
Real
Real
Fr
Real
Real
can't wait to slip this in my dad's Christmas playlist to see how long it takes for him to notice it's not Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin
holy glaze HOP off youre doing tricks on it
@@MegaloPrimestfu bro hes just being real
No way Bedsheet Ghost what you doin here listening to Shlaggot
My grandma said “ONLY EIGHT SONGS?!?!”
Or Seth MacFarlane.
My grandpa was paralyzed by a Vietnam war incident 60 years ago, today he got up to turn the volume up. Thank you schlinglebells
very schlimotional im shcrying rn 😩
Thanks for your grandpa's schlervice
What a shlamestic moment.
55 5mins 65-6 6mins
dude that's such a wholesome story i'm so glad you're sister is hot 😻
Was playing this at the family gathering today, Granny was throwing the stanky leg to this tune! So sad we had to put her down... not as mournful as I am to you; R.I.P jSchlatt.
this is shockingly really good
the audio engineers did well alongside the band
I agree with this.
Shlockingly*
Even more shocking than what he did to those capybaras in 1999
@@juststeve3233THE CAPYBARAS????
@@jamielusNOT THEM
0:01 - Schlanta Clause is Comin’ to Town
2:15 - The Schlittmas Song
5:30 - Let it Schlow! Let is Schlow! Let it Schlow!
7:30 - Schlappy Holidays
10:20 - Schlaby, It’s Cold Outside
12:45 - White Schlittmas
15:45 - It’s the Most Schlonderful Time of the Year
18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Schlittmas
White Shittmas*
You've done God's work pal, thanks.
NEEDED
THANK YOU
make this top comment right now
Genuinely amazing how good this is man
for real bro
Fr also wassup slashestt
“shit” never disappoints
dang slashest is here
I dont really watch this dude... is this a troll? Does dude sneak in a gay or penis in the lyrics somewhere in here, or is it actual sincerity.....
as a studio engineer, u spent way too much money for this to just be a meme. this tickles u down low in ur schlockles. well done sir. voice of an angel that drinks whisky.
thank god this heavenly album by this alcoholic angel sent him back thousands of dollars so he's forced to upload more bangers like this
fr
It ain’t even out yet 😭🙏
Fr
@ox2000YT nah he cooked
@@Prussian7777 fr
MERRY SCHLATMAS EVERYONE 🎄
*don’t read my name….* 🥂
calm down, its november
@@millenyberg5638technically, the majority of the world’s population was in December when you wrote this. 🎁🤓🎄
@@Agvazela_Vegaeven for me it’s December
merry schlatmas to you too! 🎄
“Schillegal Immigrant” truly pleases us with his music
“Schlorder schlatrol” do be sending us back with this one🔥🔥🔥
@@macaroni12 “Schlablo Escobar” makes good music, yeah, but he was acting like the Grinch back in ‘99
nah you wildin “schilligal immigrant”💀
THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS AND THE SCHLATS!
Thats a good one
Can we talk about how he put this online, with *no ads,* for *free?*
Based as hell, Thank you for this Christmas gift Schlatt.
Schlatt isn't as generous as you think especially because of what happened in 1999
This is genuinely one of the few things I’ve stayed up to hear, and it sounds fantastic. Unironically going on my playlist
Same
Yup same
Have a very merry Schlingemas, my friends.
Literally same
I know you said you never want to do this again but bro, you got a voice you need to keep doing this. It’s amazing.
Dude reallllll 💯
FRRRRRRRRRR
He quite litterally said he had no singing voice, and it got edited to sound right. Its not a singing voice, just skilled sound editing.
Truthfully, i do still love this, regardless of the editing, even if he has no real singing voice, the end result still is somewhat equal, if not better than the real songs!
He said the same thing about the My Way video, and we all know how that turned out. Time for Round 2 of peer pressuring
@@SnapshotOfASoul +1 to this. Also considering the style and arrangement aren't "pop-py," so any exaggerated pitch correction would be obvious compared to pop songs. What we're hearing is his genuine timbre, maybe a bit of pitch correction, but with a bit of training, he can pull off the same voice quality live.
ALBUM OF THE YEAR NOMINATION
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
don't get too excited now
Real
It’s a cover album. Not sure but I don’t even think it’s possible for a cover album to win
schlitt, you once again hit something, now that thing is the top of spotify playlists.
wowzas!!
Merry shlitmas
This is genuinely impressive. I unironically think this is one of the best Christmas albums I've ever heard. I love it.
Real tho
i... holy hell. the vocal control, the phrasing, the artistic direction and execution. i must admit, i was smiling and dancing the entire time. bravo, man- this is beautiful.
Respect the passion and craft behind the schlARTt
@@tocide amen to that
Scrimpily Schlumbfounded by his immaculate vibe.
schlatt, make this longer, please. my mom was listening to this and was sad when she realized how short this was. she likes it a lot
Schalidomide sure does disappoint women with how short he can be
😭 @@NoThisIsAxolotrick
Gayschlatt has a wonderful voice, I can feel the Christmas spirit coming inside me
Schlatt, I'm gonna break away from the memes and be genuine here. You have such an incredible singing voice! I seriously mean this man, you're the modern Sinatra. You do his memory proud.
Who is Schlatt?
@realsceptile slat
@@realsceptilehe meant "schlingglebells"
@@eccodreamsplabboycarti?
Gotta say, as someone who has no idea who you are, I truly believe this is a beautiful work of musical art. Your voice is stellar and this love letter to the great Christmases of old is full of heart and a beautiful start to the season. I applaud your courage in completing a project like this; never believe anyone if they tell you that you can’t sing. Nothing can replace ol’ Blue Eyes, but you come really, really close!
Merry Christmas.
Holy Schlitt the schmalgorithm is algorithming
I want to know how many like you are having this recommended to them without watching Schlatt, that's hilarious
Bro does not know what he did in 99 😭😭😭
This man will never know what schlatan did back in 99
@@zeugmaflowersme too. I known about shlatt a year ago, when he released "My Way". I don't like his other content, but I've been waiting for " Shlistmas shmalbum"
just listened to the entire thing and it made me cry. after losing my grandpa on christmas a few years ago it’s been rly hard to find excitement and joy when this time of the year rolls around. i’ve tried to find that nostalgic and happy feeling that i felt as a kid. christmas songs and everything around me in december tells me to be cheerful, when i only feel numb. but man, this album was a rollercoaster of emotions that i haven’t felt since the day my grandpa passed. the old-school vibes and instrumentals were so excellently orchestrated and brought back the nostalgia that i’ve been wanting to feel again for a long while. white christmas reminds me of him, it’s my favorite song, and it brought tears to my eyes. i’m gonna be listening to this shit nonstop for the entire month cuz it’s that good. well done schlingle bells, and thank u❄️🤍
Daring of you to put a genuine comment in this channels comment section lol but sorry to hear about your Grandfather, happy to hear this brings peace to your life and God bless you!
due to classic schlatt comments i cant tell if this is serious or not
just recently lost my grandpa this month, sending you love 🫶
I ain’t read any of you’re yapping stop trauma dumping lil bro :skull:
Shut you ass up you insensitive little brat @jamesmchugh1937
NOT THE WAY I GASPED WHEN I SAW THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINALLY RELEASING IT ‼️‼️🙏🙏😭😭😭
0:00 - Schlanta Claus Is Comin' to Town
2:18 - The Christmas Schlong
5:32 - Let it Schlow! Let it Schlow! Let it Schlow!
7:29 - Schlappy Schlolidays
10:21 - Schlaby, It's 1999 Outside
12:46 - White Schlatmas
15:49 - It's the Most Schlonderful Time of the Year
18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Schlatmas
Christmas Schlong is crazy
My guy 🍻 ty
I love you
Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved 🫡
12:46 schlite schatmas
You singing Baby it’s Cold Outside will make my mom so happy, it’s her favorite. Your voice is perfect for this
can confirm, played the two singles for my mom the other day and she loved them. i am so thrilled about this album
i dont really even care if this is buried beneath every other comment, but this is genuinely the some of the best content i've ever seen on this platform and i want you to know that
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5:32 🗣️🗣️THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS RIZZY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sry my brainrot kicked in
Its a shame this will never get a part 2.
I unironically love it, Schorngus put alot of effort (and money) into the production, and he's turned into an actually good singer.
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Unironically playing Shlap music at the family Christmas lunch is going to be merry, maybe it’ll even remind my Grandma of the major event she witnessed in 1999! Thank you for blessing us this festive season shmitty ❤️🎄
“Shlap” “shmitty”
First, your voice sounds truly beautiful. I think this is honestly going to be one of my favourite Christmas albums ever. And on top of that, as far as I can tell the album cover isn't AI generated, it's hand painted. Thank you so much for commissioning that from Robbie Elliott on top of everything, it looks beautiful.
Well of course, only top tier content for the survivors of ‘99, thanks Schliss Kringle! 😊🙏👌
Timestamps for y'all:
1. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 0:00
2. The Christmas Song 2:18
3. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 5:33
4. Happy Holiday 7:29
5. Baby, It's Cold Outside 10:21
6. White Christmas 12:46
7. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 15:49
8. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 18:15
jeez louis thanks
Holy crap thank god
I like how you gave up on putting the word schlatt in them halfway through
@@mayatanzell he didnt do it all lazy bruh
Merry christmas
Im being 100% honest, ive been doing music for almost 12 years now, this was spectacular, crazy well done. I cant say it enough, very well done Schlatt and producers, have a merry christmas.
Schlatt & Co. make sure to bring top tier quality to the survivors of ‘99!! 😊
(But yeah i started getting into music production, and WHAT??? He prolly wanted to do this for a while, I like that he just went for it. Cheers, happy holidays!)
Absolutely going in my christmas playlists. We got more than we expected
This is unbelievably, unironically, one of the greatest Christmas albums I have ever seen. This might actually be the best Christmas album in my opinion. It's the perfect blend of all different old-time Christmas songs, and I am so glad he did "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."
retail destroys my christmas spirit but schlingle bells has restored it
Timestamps for everyone else listening to peak this Christmas:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - 0:00
The Christmas Song - 2:17
Let It Snow - 5:32
Happy Holiday - 7:27
Baby, It's Cold Outside - 10:22
White Christmas - 12:45
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - 15:47
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - 18:14
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Holy Shit Why Does His Voice Sound So Good!
THANK YOU
This will go down as the album of all time. Thank you Schlart Sinatra.
Schlanstra never fails to give us the '99 vibes
..THY..LA.W.
..IS..BETTER..!.!.!
bot ass
After hearing this I drove my car into a family of 7 while drunk hehe
@@EggbertRoger-m4o come on man it's Christmas season
In the case that they delete their reply, it said:
..THY..LA.W.
..IS..BETTER..!.!.!
I was here when 911 likes
THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
I am genuinely impressed with how good Schlatt is at singing
Schlactecular performance by big mutton chops man himself
200k dollars
My mother just cried. She’s so happy weezer made a Christmas album.
Christmas with weezer is nothing compared to this
C’mon guys, it’s obvious that the “Schlash Schlinging Schlasher” is only doing this to try to make us forget his crimes…
*don’t read my name…..* 🏆
Never forget the 1999 Christmas Massacre victims 😔🙏
schlimpleton really thought he could get away from the allegations schott free
@@DontReadMyPicture477ok I wont
Of course. It’s so that if you search for “schlatt christmas 1999” this will come up instead of his christmas atrocities
Thank you Schlaintt Nicolas
Genuinely haven’t been excited for Christmas in a while. Jschlatt has resparked my joy
yep
real shit
who's that?
True🙏
that's literally me man, let's get therapy together🫶🏼✨
Absolutely beautiful. Sent to my mother, who's a real stickler for the classics, qnd even she said she very much enjoyed it. This is the first cover she's ever liked
these arrangements are audible gold. god bless tom scott holy shit. and big guy too, shoutout throat coat 🙌🙌🙌
A big hand for Tom Scott for absolutely cooking on this music arrangement
TIMESCHTAMPS
0:00 - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
2:18 - The Christmas Song
5:32 - Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
7:29 - Happy Holidays
10:21 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
12:46 - White Christmas
15:49 - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
18:15 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Thank you
I can feel the christmas spirit coming inside of me!!
fr
that’s crazy
Don't get shlegrant
and Schlegvorse
it's schlimy and i schlon't schlike schlit
I’m moved to tears. I really am. This album almost makes me forget about what Schlatt did to my parents back in ‘99. Incredible. Thanks for the tunes, big man!
I loved that you waited until AFTER thanksgiving to drop this, you know, the proper time for Christmas things. The album sounds great by the way, so please, release the hostages, they've suffered enough.
I can't believe Schlingles just dropped the best Christmas Album of the decade. Thank you for this gift!
so true blank9793, this really is a merry schlistmas!
This is phenomenal, I can’t even begin to fathom the amount of work that went into this that was all originally done for a joke, and it’s beautiful. Seriously impressed with his singing. Bravo Schlatt, bravo.
tracklist:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Jackson 5
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Nat King Cole
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin
Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season - Andy Williams
Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Sinatra
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra
now add timestamps lol
its actually the bing crosby version of santa claus is coming to town
Edit: I forgot Bingo's version had the Andrew sisters so schlatts is closer to the sinatra version I apologise chat
2:00 -Santa Claus is coming to town
4:25 -The Christmas song(chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
7:33 -Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
9:30 -Happy Holiday/Holiday season
12:20 -Baby, It’s cold outside
14:47 -White Christmas
17:50 -It’s the most wonderful time of the year
20:15 -Have yourself a merry Christmas
I think he was covering Frank Sinatra’s “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” and not the Jackson 5’s
To correct you! The first song is based off Frank Sinatras Verison (I assume)
Wow... legitimately blown away. Never considered how good your voice is for Christmas music.
Fly high schlizophrenia, you were a great schlinger, and you will
Schlalways be remembered for your amazing voice.
E
0:00 Santa Claus is Coming to Town
2:18 The Christmas Song
5:32 Let it Snow!
7:29 Happy Holiday
10:21 Baby it's Cold Outside
12:46 White Christmas
15:49 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
18:15 Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
thanks
Thank you!
Thank you, schlitoris, for this amazing album. It may not be fully out, but I can tell we all will greatly appreciate this. It may just bebto cover up the absolutely horrific and tragic events that took place in 1999, but it still will be wonderful.
This is actually so fire.
Just showed this to my grandpa and he started to screech from the corner of the room. Thank you “Schlit” for your blessings from heaven❤
Bro put his whole schlussy into this album I love it ❤☺️
I love shlopenhimeres schlussy
Tracklist:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Frank Sinatra 0:00 - 2:15
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Nat King Cole 2:16 - 5:30
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin 5:30 - 7:26
Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season - Andy Williams 7:26 - 10:19
Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Sinatra 10:19 - 12:45
White Christmas - Bing Crosby 12:45 - 15:48
It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams 15:48 - 18:13
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra 18:13 - 21:52
wdym they're all by Schlatt
@@just0starlight "Schlatt"
@@just0starlight”Schlatt” covered those songs since he ain’t a writer of songs.
// Weird Hampan Stuff
@@LosCosmos16 Thank you for correcting him it’s an amazing duty to the community.
// Weird Hampan Stuff
Schlockinber is actually unironically good at this style of singing. Great album Schlinkjer
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!!! LETS GOOO!!!
Christmas isn’t the only thing doing that with this album 🥸
*schlattmas
fr
..T.HY..LAW.
..IS..BETTER..!.!.!
..THY..LAW.
..I,S..BETTER..!.!.!
HERE BEFORE TH-cam TAKES THIS DOWN FOR COPYRIGHT BS 🔥🔥🔥
Whats the chances a shlatt christmas song is in your next vid as an edit?
its the pinkfloyd guy
It wouldn't happen bc the instrumentals are original
hey look its the kanye guy
Bruh hi zman
He has an unironically amazing voice
The sheer amount of talent on show - from the big guy himself to the band to the backup singers to the audio mixers, is truly showing this to be a labour of love. Hope you have a merry little Christmas, man.
jschlatt is truly majestic with his vocals, may he fly high 🕊️
He's not dead, numbnuts.
It’s almost like we can still hear his voice 😔
Genuinely Schlatt could make a whole music career and he would pull it off
I recorded a part of the album and sent it to my mum and she thought you were a really famous singer from the 90s. What an incredible album.
This is genuinely just great
As someone who isnt the biggest fan of most Christmas music, I can positively say this is one of the ONLY things I sat the whole way through. And I can also say I am SO happy I made it to the premiere of this!! Amazing job on this Schlatt, this was beatuifully made!! Happily adding this to my Christmas playlist this year and will definitely be blasting it on Christmas day!!
Can’t wait to forget about what happened back in 99’ just listening to this beautiful cover(up)
clever
schlatt became a famous singer to distract the public from his “activities” 25 years ago
🎁🎄 TIMESTAMPS 🎄🎁
So everyone can have a happy schlittmas (Credit to Crimsrn for the song names)
0:01 - 2:16 Santa Claus is Coming To Town
2:17 - 5:30 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
5:32 - 7:27 Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
7:28 - 10:19 Happy Holiday / The Holiday Season
10:20 - 12:46 Baby It's Cold Outside
12:47 - 15:48 White Christmas
15:49 - 18:14 It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
18:15 - 21:53 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Now I dont think I got anything wrong but then again its almost midnight so if anyone sees any mistakes please tell me thanks!!! Merry Schlitmas!
Thanks!
Thank you!
Thank you the first timestamp comment was made by Helen Keller so this one helps 🩷
The best timestamp comment
Thank you Schlattacus!
THANK YOU “SCHLINGALINGALINGINGLINGLING” FOR THIS MASTERPIECE
21 seconds ago
As someone whos about to actually finish No Nut November, this comes out at the perfect time for a guy like me. Thank you, Schlattimus Prime
The point is not to finish 😂
@@Home_with-Mr.penguinyou stupid?
@@Home_with-Mr.penguinDumbass
It’s gonna be a white Christmas 😉
ultrakill!????
Literally art, already bought the vinyl, dude got insane pipes. Already saved it on Spotify and Apple Music
Automatically one of my favorite Christmas Albums, no lie, this is brilliantly made Mr. Schlatt. Godspeed sir.
Schlappy Schlolidays. Schlelebrating Schlesus Schlist
shlarry shlitmes
Schlamen! Schland scha schlappy schlistmas.
@@Yui-the-freak 😭
No way, it’s the speed running guy!! I’m a subscriber to you!!!
You used the lords name in vain, however, it was fucking hilarious so you get a pass.
"schlallahu schlakbar" truly did a phenomenal job with this one
Brother 💀
Bro, dont bring up religion my guy
@@Jip09christmas is all about the christian god's baby being born in jerusalem hence the name
Don't worry, we're all stupid here, especially you.
@@Jip09 nah making fun of religion is based on
@@Jip09God is great
i was here during the premiere, and i will confidently say, this might be the best Christmas gift i could ever receive.
I love jschlatt's "a very legally distinct christmas" album, very good!
Schlatt having an actually decent mustache for that artwork gives me life
The second most significant thing ‘schlatt’ has done in 1999
dude one song in and this album is fuckin incredible. genuinely some of the best classic christmas covers i've ever heard
His whole sclatussy into this
Thank you for this great piece of art