Pitbull’s Moment of Reckoning - Alternatino
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- Pitbull has a dark night of the soul after a run-in with a hater.
About Alternatino:
Alternatino is a sketch show that follows Arturo Castro (“Broad City,” “Narcos”) as he attempts to navigate life as a modern Latino man - whatever that means.
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#Alternatino
I should have guessed Mr. Worldwide would sleep with sunglasses on
Worldwide Douche
I don’t know if this guy is some kind of Mexican or Asian pretend-rich....
@@alicelu5691 cuban singer
Dinamita Karnage wow, I see why someone I knew flee Cuba now...
shit. im too late to comment this.
This is too damn funny he said “it’s like the same song right ? No it’s like 4 different albums”😂😂😂😂😂😂 this dude is comedic genius 👌
@@dillonobrien8137 possibly the excessive use of emojis
They're all just remixes of one song.
I had to pause the video from laughter
Dillon O'Brien idk but that shits funny
Deceased 🤣🙈🤣🤣🤣🙈
When he removed his sleep mask and still had his sunglasses on!!😂😂😂😂
666 likes I cant
His parents, I swear!! 😂😂😂
That’s was hella funny
Caesy neistat
I've watched this video about 20 times in the last few years and I swear I've never noticed that 😂
0:38 “Drink your Bud Light Lime.” Under appreciated line, lol.
What does it signify ?
+?
@Red Bluesome come back here and explain
@@jp2650 xD
@@varshithreddy9355 he acts all cool and tough but drinks a flavoured light beer instead of a "real" drink
To me this is by far his funniest sketch. Especially the look of realization he gets when the guy calls him a douche 😄
"You google pitbull I come up before the dog." -Pitbull 😄
He's not even mad, just confused! "But.. I'm Mr. Worldwide!"
@@volcom05345I just did and the breed comes up first 🤷♂️
The sun glasses under the sleeping mask was perfection!
I thought you were going to say is; PERFECTINO!
The cherry on top!
twitter.com/OVargas52/status/1415747225263775746?s=20
leave him, he's just trying to Dale
💀💀💀
“Did I dale to hard” 😂💀💀💀
Lmao, i was laughing so hard
🤣🤣
Dale duro!!
“Too” sorry I was drunk lmao.. I actually took English as a minor 😂
Stuuupid!! Lol
“Armando??”
“Dude, no real names, he hates that!”
I was there hundredth like!!
I do
"Did I 'Dale' to hard" 😂😂😂
This has kind of a GTA side mission energy, especially the ending
For real. Kinda reminded me of that San Andreas mission where Madd Dogg is jumling off the building and you have to catch him with a truck bed.
Met pitbull in real life at a hotel I was staying in . Honestly he seemed like a humble dude but the sketch is funny
carlos mendez you’re right. I spent a weekend with him when "culo" was out. Most humble artist I’ve ever had the pleasure of being around. Likes to drink like a Mfa, but was cool as hell.
@@BUCKSHOTSTV sure you did.
Check his interview on a Late Night show, he seems like a really humble and chill dude who just wants to make fun music
He was connected to a concert competition where voters chose where the concert would be. He got trolled and the site was flooded with requests to do a concert in East Bumfuck, Alaska. Did Pitbull bitch about it?
Nah, he flew to Alaska and performed his ass off like he was performing on South Beach. The town ended up giving him a key to the city and I think naming an official holiday after him.
@@aubreyyoung4610 For real?
"Did I dale too hard?"
😂😂😂😂
And the party air horn when they were looking for him😂😂😂😂😂
I'm still cracking up about the air horn after he fell!🤣🤣
GEEZUS, when they use party air horns to find you...you really are DALE too hard!
I fkin lold hard the horn sound
What's dale?
@babadook trying to hook, it’s like saying go hard/do it
“All pitbull wanted to do is dale all over the world” 😂😂
What does "Dale" mean? Totally clueless about the word 😂
@@preetikaur5334 It's just a Spanish slang that has too many senses, sort of an expression of encouragement: Go for it...hit it...just do it...JUST DALE!!!
I've seen you all over youtube now, it spooks me.
Dale Dele Dele Dolly
damn, FBI profound words
When I first saw Arturo Castro in Narcos I would‘ve never thought he could be so funny. He’s awesome!
"youre pitbull"
"I know, I think that's the problem"
THAT killed me :D
I lost my shit when he took of his night shades to reveal his sunglasses
Happiest moment of the year for sureeeee
I truly had no idea that the psycho criminal son from Narcos was so talented and worked on such a range of projects.
H B fkin hate that david character of his, but if i may watch again narcos season 3 im sure im gonna laugh everytime i see him
@@cloverleaf3996 lol same here
yeah his spanish isnt choppy like all the other actors.
He great... Loved him in Broad city
Same brk
"Yo what up parents, it's Pitbull"😂😂😂😂😂😂
ajahaahgaa
Jajajaja
Orale
"Nobody can do what you do. Even if you do it a lot and in the same way, everytime"
How does he managed to be the number one most hated man on Netflix to the best Comedian?
Because now the most hates person in netflix is Arturo 😂
What you mean?
How'come?
He played as a villain in narcos season 3
Best comedian. Ight fam, chill
"Feminism Ft. Chris Brown"
Alternatino might actually be the next big comedy series
Si
It wont, it's too niche and don't appeal to a big enough crowd
Dale!
@@oskarknutsson479 Yeah unfortunately, if you're not black or white nobody gives a shite.
Joeel Gaucin what about key and peele? Dave chapel? Kevin Hart?
This can easily be turned into a dj khaled segment. Put him in all scenes instead saying the same exact thing.
But Khaled is really a douche 😂😂😂
Another one, we the best, blessed up
I hate how Khaled has to always announce himself in any song, like he has to say his own name so you know he was in the song...DJ KHALED! what a fucking joke of a guy
MAJOR KEY!
You get a writing credit!
The family photo broke me
Yes! 😂😂😂
When he sees his own philosophical vedio and says
"Wht the f***ck m i talking abt!!"
😂😆🤣😭
“What am I talking about?” 😂
"That gotta be the same song right, No that's not that's like 4 different albums" 😂😂😂😂
“Generosity, generosity, blessings, blessings, above ground, above ground, okay that’s enough” 😂😂😂
Hahahaaaa! I laughed so hard at that 😭😭😭😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣
i whachet milion times
I wanna meet the real Pitbull and take a picture with him but I'm afraid I'm gonna be disappointed if he doesn't do that T__T
Anyone not gonna mention his call got disconnected on voicemail? 🤦🏽♂️😂
Sd the same... I died Lolz 🤣🤣
No
Omg I didn't even realized that... Comment section FTW lol
Is that a reference?
That used to be a thing
I found about Alternatino long time ago but it's only now that I'm actually watching this and being a fan.
I'm laughing so hard and watched for several times..it is so hilarious..
There are 7 things make me lmfao;
1. Dale (idk correct spelling)
2. Mr. Worldwide
3. Sleeping with eye mask and sunglass
4. Listening to same kinda song but it's all from 4 different album
5. His own clip from Tubeo - "in heart meat" 😂
6. Family portrait 😂😂😂 (mom & dad)
7. The air horn sound hahahahhaha😂😂😂
and from inteview :DD 95k likes and 105m dislikes :D
Me when I realise I wasted my whole life and still want to know if some of it made it out okay so I try calling my parents:
“Yo, what up parents.”
Hahahahaha his dad and his mom are bald as well. Hahahahahaha.
Did I 'dale' too hard?
😂😂😂
They all have leukimia
Lol now I gotta watch again I missed that part lmfao!!!
With goatees
I've been seeing a lot of Alternito on my feed. You did well TH-cam, you did well.
Actual funny things coming from Comedy Central, wasnt expecting for that.
bentep0511 whats Alternito?
@@castronator29 Comedy Central has been killing it with sketch comedy. Key & Peele, then right into Broad City for five seasons, now Alternativo. Even Inside Amy Schumer wasn't terrible terrible (Paul Giamatti guest starred as God for a sketch).
Nope Offmate whats alternativo
@@castronator29 me too bro
“DID I DALE TOO HARD?”
Mr.World Wide’s moment of epiphany.
LOL...
Lol 😂
Hahaha
"Mami, papai where did I go wrong ?!, Did I Dale too hard " lmfaooo
When he took off his sleeping mask and had shades on underneath though..
The horns tho 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What the F$@& am I talking about” killed me 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Haha YEH
Did he say you gotta feel it in your heart meat???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂 😂
beat
YUP! LMFAO! 😩😩😩😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Def said meat lol.😂
“Yo I’m in a real bad place right now man, I think I suck or something” 😂
You can tell these dudes actually like Pitbull. They wouldn't be able to rag on him so hard if they didn't!
That family photo was AWESOME.
"generosity generosity blessings blessings"
Hahahahahha
1:23 95,105,292 views, 105k up, 95m down. Pure gold XD
Bahahah almost missed that
I wanna watch "Feminism ft Chris Brown" haha!
I'm searching "Is Pitbull a douche" on TH-cam right now 😂
292 were autoplay
Hahahaha. Yep
"Drink your Bud Lite Lime." LMAO 🤣🤣
“World wide, world wide, world wide”
“Dale, dale, dale, dale kulo”
“Oh yeah! I’m mr world wiiiide”
That sequence was just way too funny, I’m telling you!!
He says dale duro, which means hard in Spanish
@@BBL_Inc He most definitely does not say duro. The OP is right, although he spelled it wrong.
@@B_Ross_ oh my bad, he actually did, I got tripped up cause he always says dale duro
Am i a douche ?
That's one question we should ask ourselves everyday...
It’s not a question it’s a daily goal for me
What's wrong with being douche ?
You're a free range useless consumer slave
“But I’m Mr. World wide!!”
“More like World Wide Douch”
Hahahahaha
Pitbull song in a nutshell.....a few random words to do with partying followed by a random Spanish word
Shimmano Joe
yup
Don't forget about mentioning Pitbull once or twice in the start of the song during and at the end.
Dale
Remember he dropped that song with flo rida it was 24 carat gold corn
@@33sixpack
He mentions his name so we can switch to another song.
His life was good and he let some young knucklehead kids words get to him. Damn. Words hurt.
This is a joke and BTW he is a douch
Truth hurts and Ignorance is bliss.
Mohamud .L.Ghazal most say he isn’t.
@@drunkagain3379 you can be a decent person in some ways and a douche in different ways at the same time, case in point awful people who are doting grandparents, if his songs are serious he absolutely is a total douchebag but in some private aspects hew might be decent,
hard to say really, celebrities are always covered in a kind of haze and he seems to be quite marketing savvy. and any smart celebrity donates a bit of their massive wealth to charity anyways. regardless, he probably is a massive douche in some ways. If his views on women and life in his songs are anything to go by.
The line delivery on: „I think that‘s the problem.“, is great👌
They said but you're Pitbull he said "I think that's the problem"
Lmfao. Dead.
"I think I suck or somethin'." 🤣
Wtf am i talking about🤣🤣
Been there buddy
Yasir Zahir lmao that was so funny
I died at that part :))))))
Lmbo
The video he watches of himself, has 105K likes, and 95M dislikes...
I have never seen a more perfectly round head. Amazing.
"Yo, what's up parents, it's me, Pitbull".
For a moment there I thought Pit Bull was dying. He looked like a lollipop.
Lol I had to Google a pic like wth is wrong with his face
"Did I Dale too hard?"
😂 😂
What does it mean ?
The fact that he wears sunglasses under his sleeping mask made me LOL.
what a doosh
If only all celebrities could get humbled like this
Lol pretty sure Pitbull is chill irl I think his music just is an exaggerated version of him but there probably are some celebs that need to be humbled lol.
Arturo Castro and Key & Peele would have AMAZING comedic chemistry
OK, it was funny, but it bums me out people think he's a douche :( He does a lot for the kids of South Florida. And he pretty much was raised by a single mom, and eventually a foster family.
FUKK EM
His adopted brother was a close friend of mine, sadly he passed away from cancer. I grew up in Miami. I have personally met "pit bull" several times because of his adopted family. Both his brothers are good people. One of them used to be a big time graffiti artist that used to do "get ups" with my brother. BTW a get up is a mural or painting. 😅 anyway, cool guy. Good family. My brother used to make fun of him when he was younger because he was always rapping and saying he would be big one day. I guess my brother looks pretty stupid because after DJ Laz picked him up and started playing his music on power 96 he blew up! 🤷 who knew. Good for him.
He is a douche I've met him. You can do good and still be a fucking asshole personality wise.
@@redmane6468 Much better than a furry though.
@@pr_ank_sisters Nah, but he's probably less of a douche than you,.
I wasn’t ready for the sleep mask over the sunglasses. I wasn’t ready! 😂😂😂
This guy is a genius
'Did I dale too hard' I was already dying before that 🤣🤣
Arturo Castro is brilliant!✌
Sometimes I find my self dancing like at 3:36 yelling out loud, “Dale duro! Dale duro!” I can never dale too hard😂😂
Those air horns are so funny! It's like attracting dogs to the sound.
His sunglasses are always on even at home I’m dying 😂😂😂
"takes off the pads from the eyes at nights"
he's wearing sunglasses indoor while sleeping, holy shit
In the end where he says "I can do anything, I can fly," that reminds me of a Key & Peele episode...😂 (basketball player interview)
Ikr lol
Yo what up parents it’s me Pit bull!!! 😭😂😂😂 and that family portrait, priceless 👌🏾
I am obsess with Arturo and Alternatino! Easily added to my fave shows including Key & Peele and Drunk History.
For realll
"Did I "dale" too hard?" LMFAO!
I know it is only for fun but it also shows how important supportive friends are in life
“Drink your Bud Lite.” Perfect! Lol
"Yo, what up, parents. It's me, Pitbull" 😂😂😂
" I can do anything! I can fly" that's Key and Peele's liner out there! Hahaha
"you are pitbull man" i think thats the problem 😂😂😂
"Yo my life is awesome" 😂 i was not ready for that
Bro..... tell me why he played this good!!! 😂
"Waddup you've reached Pittbulls parents! We are probably partying around the 305 leave a message.. FUE FUE FUEEEEEEEEM"
This is funny and all, but its crazy how Pitbull turned his life on a 360. Dude was on hard times cause family issues and drugs but made a change and is spreading positivity.
@Charlotte's Web I meant 540, sorry. But you know what I mean.
I saw his show last year and was impressed with all the positive messages. Great show too!
He came, and he went, and I never even heard of him.
I broke into a million pieces at 1:00.
The air horns did it for me! Like that was the official sound effect for the 2000s!
"Wtf, am I talking about?" Got me so hard lol.
"Siri, show me the worst possible combination of words...."
Pitbull covers Toto's "Africa" for Aquaman soundtrack
As a Pitbull fan, I find this really hilarious and replay able, this is gold, I don't know why I didn't see this sooner, but way to go, fellas
No wonder you find it replay able. Isn't that your special ability as a pitbull fan?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the horn just Killin me 😂
The sunglasses under the sleep mask, the family photo,and the 'i can fly' really did it for me 😅😅😅😅😅
this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
When u dale, you have to dale one hundred percent lmfao
"Feminism feat. Chris Brown" lmao
Love the suspenseful music
Arturo is so talented😂👌🏼
YOU GOTTA FEEL IT IN UR HEART MEAT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Dooorbell, dooorbell, it's my house, esta es mi casa."
Imagine kinda knowing two languages😉
I know 3 languages but not spanish
This is Stewie right?
This sketch is priceless and nerver get old 😂😂😂😂😂
He was drinking Bud Light!!! This is too perfect))