This NFT Cartoon Sucks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2021
- Anthony watches the Bored Ape NFT cartoon live on Twitch.
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The cartoon is very faithful to NFTs in that they're both stupid and don't need to exist
best summation of this thing ever.
Gotta love how the voice actor grunted out one "fuck" and they just pasted the soundbite over and over
it's the only funny part and it wasn't even intentional
do you think maybe they thought it would become an iconic catchphrase like how Homer Simpson says "D'oh!"
@HalcyonVibes you're fucking kidding me... for real?
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This feels like the opposite of a passion project. This felt like an ad made by people whose entire world is defined by flaunting wealth, made by people who don't actually care about the medium of animation but see it as a way to put more eyeballs on their financial instruments.
I agree this stinks
Spot orn situation
That's probably what this is.
Exactly. To me, this reads like a half ass project made by people who so desperately want to be noticed and validated by rich people.
@@nonyodambiz but ibanez, they are the rich people
This feels like it was created by executives during a writers strike.
Oof
Bold of you to give a NFT cartoon a 10/10 Anthony
I never would’ve guessed the NFT cartoon sucks, thanks Anthony
Holy crap, it's the real Vriska Serket.
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS vriska homestuck
Vriska Serket? From the hit 2009 webcomic Homestuck? In the year of our lord 2022?
Fun fact: 2 Chainz is the executive producer of this cartoon.
I feel like more people need to know this.
Yeah he said so in the video
Well, at least he didn't break the bank for this one.
I was expecting Soulja Boy to be an executive too
I like when the ape looked at the sign that said “No Humans Detected” and said “No Humans Detected”, that added so much to the story and was totally not redundant
There is even a typo in the sign, it's comically bad.
I refuse to believe that they didn't make it bad on purpose to gather publicity
You could say they did the same thing with NFTs entirely 😭😭😭
The meaning of NFT.
N - money
F - laundering
T -
T - Scheme
N - rug
F - pull
T -
N - ponzi
F - scheme
T -
Tits. It's Money Laundering Tits.
i cant get over how bad having a character say fuck like this is terrible writing. How is watching a character apathetically say fuck to every situation interesting in anyway. fuck.
I think it was the same voice clip reused, too
Don’t you mean… apethetically 😆
Counterpoint: Trevor Belmont
I’ve seen animation on newgrounds from 15 years ago that looks better than this. Holy fuck this is embarrassing.
I can’t get over how the animated mouths are just the preset face expressions from the NFTs😂😂
How much more low effort can you get
Oh my God you're right
This honestly makes me feel like my piece-of-crap podcast is worth doing. Thanks Fantano for reminding me that there's always someone more soulless and shittier than me. :)
The internet has proven something. Don’t ever doubt your ambitions and product, cause there’s probably a multi-million dollar company/group making something 10x crappier than whatever you could do.
I will literally watch your podcast now that you said that just to remind myself that anything that has the narrowest sliver of passion put into it blows this soulless skill-less bitmoji comic strip level trash out of the water.
At least your piece-of-crap podcast probably wasn’t made as an effortless cash grab. Hell, even if it were effortless, it still wouldn’t be a guaranteed cash grab, so it would beat this by a mile.
@@Winabagel23 Cool beans.
Been dormant for a bit while I deal with personal business, but will hook you up with the next episode when it releases.
NFTs are the straight up lamest thing ever
Me: Mom, can we have Gorillaz?
Mom: We already have Gorillaz at home.
Gorillaz at home:
This show is in line with their entire philosophy of making generic, incoherent, and low-effort content that people get mad at. I just hope that it won’t work forever tho.
I don't think it will. It can only work until it becomes too cliche like saying "In a world..." in every goddamn movie trailer.
Y'know, I give Fantano crap for being too harsh.
I wish he was more harsh on this obviously soulless cash grab though
The show was so bad he didn't even comment on the fact that they used comic sans for the director credit in the intro.
Imagine this being on your animation resume
This is truly aspirational.
I can imagine that such a terrible, poorly-made piece of garbage such as this will inspire artists out there to realize their potential. Because it can’t possibly be as bad as this.
So this reads like someone was convinced they knew what made Rick and Morty funny was sci fi and swearing so they just did that.
It also really reminds me of like 4 people that are just so lol random that they NEED their own show. I'm sure they laughed their asses off at their friend Tim's bad Jamaican accent.
It felt so random and unorganized to the point it was just confusing
someone in the chat said "this is giving me diarrhea chills" and i think that's a good summation of how we all feel
"Cringing with apes"
Jimmy Fallon's favourite show.
"The Strokes, Lil Baby, Beck, Chris Rock, Aziz Ansari, and Questlove all performed at Brooklyn Steel on Wednesday night (11/3) for a "Warehouse Party" put on by NFT collective Bored Ape Yacht Club. The members-only affair was part of their "Ape Fest 2021" crypto-festival that's running in NYC through Saturday and has also included an "immersive gallery experience," yacht party, and merch pop-up."
Kinda lost all my respect for the Strokes and Beck lol
Beck had been a scientologist for years
This animation is something I go back to every time I feel bad about my own animation.
If you want to feel even better about your animation, Clutch Cargo is another one to watch too. It has aged poorly in the visual department.
NO HUMANS DETECED
If anyone has heard of the show It's the Nuthouse this is really giving me similar vibes. In terms of not really being funny, and having the whole thing come across more awkward in a not funny or charming way.
It’s the Nutshack
Dun
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Dun dun
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Lmao you’re right it’s the nutshack
The show is just called 'The Nutshack' and yeah no, this is way better than The Nutshack
TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY
I hope nfts depreciate below pennies
I feel genuinely bad for everyone involved in this
Except the people getting rich off of it and other NFTs.
Don't be, they literally didn't care
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but that would be fine. What makes me upset is all of circumstances that result in its existence
This was somehow even worse than I assumed it would be
This is something I would write when I was in the 6th grade. jesus christ
Do ya get it? He said fuck!
we have newgrounds at home
This is peak 2006 newgrounds animation the shitty microphone and all
Dude casually steps through lasers
Imagine gorillaz was made by a high schooler using cheap school equipment
EMI didn't want to pay for some gorillaz videos like Latin Simone so high schoolers did end up making those videos themselves. Those videos look way better than this
I believe this is the first show made by ai. Or at least I REALLY HOPE IT IS. This feels like total xanarchy in cartoon form. What the actual fuck
4:20 when you buy a $50,000 NFT but won't shell out $50 to put it in a properly sized frame
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS AGAIN
I recognize you more from reviewing música. I was hoping to hear your opinion on the opening music
He’s like brian griffin delivering Duke Nukem lines why is he like that
I can only imagine the amount of dislikes… but I guess that’s what TH-cam doesn’t want you to see
Johnny Test tier animation
Bro thats disrespectful to Johnny Test (never thought i would say that about something)
Man
okay i was expecting cringe, but i was not expecting the existential despair i get watching this
Art-world in-joke at 8:00min :: the duct-taped banana by Maurizio Cattelan 🍌
Picture frames all over the world now: why do I have to be a stupid plain rectangle?!
I agree Anthony. This is a bold statement on modern capitalism and should be heralded as a modern art masterpiece
As someone who thinks crypto could be really interesting, especially the decentralized aspect (when we're not being outright lied to about it), it's been incredibly disheartening seeing so many in the community full throatedly accept NFTs. The biggest scam of the decade. Makes me almost hope all of crypto crashes and burns, it's such an embarrassment.
Anyone living in the west in relative comfort should be against decentralised currency and it should be pretty obvious why, the world has two poles of power the east and the west, there's no third option.
@@Rg-es9kv 'Anyone living in the west in relative comfort'.....your comment loses quite a bit of steam when it needs this big of a qualification. But the fact you think the current powers that be should continue to hold that power says enough in itself. I'll absolutely agree with anyone saying the entire aspect of decentralization is losing its luster, hence my original parentheses.
Decentralization doesn't work when it comes to currency, it makes markets more volitile, in the US we have a history of private currency. No one understands how money works well enough to program an algorithm to keep it's value steady, at least with a central bank you have people who can figure out the current issue and try to make adjustments
@LuckyHit Holy fuck, tryhard cryptobro here with big words.
monero.
i love your view on NFT's. we need more people talking about how STUPID this art trend is.
Why this sounds like English speaking tests lol
Space coast coast to coast is so legit.the brak show is good also!
Can't wait for the "Gave this a 10 but DAMN a 7" joke
Fantano gonna come around on the whole nft thing as soon as one of those apes agrees to come on to be interviewed. "Whoa you changed my mind ape. I guess nfts are great. People were being too mean to you. I look forward to hearing more from your future projects. Thanks for coming on the show"
WHAT? NO HUMANS DETECED? Bruh, is this supposed to be clever or something?
I had no idea they got Chet Hanks in here!
Poorly done flash animation with monkeys dressed like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? That's the future of entertainment!
Cowbored Bebape
This show gives me The Nutshack vibes
Takes some special talent to create something this bananas.
I checked the show myself and Jesus does it suck. Also I checked the comments and there's barely any negative feedback/meme comments. How come a show like this one has to have supporters?
They probably delete all the negativity lol
There is extension to see dislike counts
astroturfing
12:15 it's worse than a Family Guy thing, it's more like an Epic Movie thing
The animation reminds me of The Nutshack
bad accents deteced
That was difficult
Bro they make THIS MUCH MONEY and the voice actors are recording through a tin can. Don’t even get me started on the animation and designs themselves
React to the one mila kunis created, it's called "stoner cats"
Thanks Anthony for bringing so BASED
Drop the sauce for your pfp?
5:56 The big issue is rich people just tricking common folk into buying themselves into this shit, or acting like they're better than us for being on it. Since people like us will be put in the shitter way easier being duped by gambling fake Internet shit, lol. Shit is mad corny to see all around.
This is among the worst things ever made.
That was so moldy
I wanna see Anthony’s reaction to an actually good web animation like Helluva Boss.
Shades of nutshack
Blue yeti microphone
This is another example of why we are damned.
the whole Bored Ape is MS Paint
TNDstreams Could someone ask melon to review (any of) the following? I live in the Netherlands, so I cannot watch the stream. Thanks in advance
I just spoke with Anthony, your list is being worked on as we speak.
I remember some dude on twitter trying to say South Park would “dodge the release date” of this show 😂😂
that was painful
Of course 2chains is involved
This is what happens when you wanna make an animated show without a script
Same guy made all voices, Im sure.
I'm morbidly curious as to what the NFT folks think of this. Do they like it? Or is it too artless and awful even for them?
Antonio el Fantas
im convinced we got sucked into a black hole in 2020
Oh we're still here. We are in a dark period right now that will eventually come to pass. The late 60s weren't to great either in comparison.
Soulless cash grab
This feels like i'm watching salad fingers
Is no one going to mention they spelled Detected wrong at 2:55? Like that’s not a background misspelling, your eye is supposed to be drawn to the text for a few seconds..
I mean Anthony literally said that in the video already
i don't know why streamers that react to youtube don't have the extension that reactivate the dislike count installed yet, it's not perfect but i gets pretty close to the real count
this feels like the inevitable end result of the marvelification of society and no i will not explain
Doesn't that make your point invalid if you are too lazy to explain it?
@@rommix0 no
Well at least they can spell 2:55. This animation is the epitome of half ass. Lol this world
I hated every second of that
Bro they’re like so desperately trying to do a rick and morty thing
im all up for indie cartoon devs but wow this was horrendous and hard to watch.....
The only things that were good or decent was the theme song, the first “fuck” and the NFT line but my enjoyment was ironic.
The only likeable character imo is the wife.
The FUCK is funny actually imo and the theme song has a good beat
The wife’s accent makes me hate her lmao
I need him to react to that cryptoisland abomination
I had given up on boba fett, but honestly it’s a masterpiece compared to this codswallop