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0:26 when you see that Billie Eilish is only 17! And she did ocean eyes when she was 13!
She didn't look 13 wow
#stopgreensrceenkidsbcihatetheandeverydoesrigthehhehehehhehheehheheheheheheehheehheidontlikeitsooooooooooooooooooooooooooomuch
Disney princesses teach you to be kind ,loyal and patient but always fall in love ,get boyfriends and married at a young age
Wow.....
pretty much ;-;
True dat 😂😂👍👌
EXACTLY
They lied about the ages tho,Snow white is the first Disney princess ever
“That owl looks like it’s about to murder someone”
-Matt 2019
😂😂😂
Even tho I am here in 2022
Pineapple dont grow on trees. “You know what I-I’m done man I can’t do it anymore”
-Matt smith 2019
This is how many time Matt said “GET THAT OUTTA HERE”
👇🏼
10000000000 times
Wow
58
174 times
181 wow pretty less
Am I the only one who never really cared about their ages till now
0:39
No
Nope, I never thought about their ages till now😂
Am I high? Looking at that part of the video I might be
Oml so true
Vivianna _10290 me
I sometimes use the high five/prayer hands as hands that are like rubbing😂
😂 indeed
HAHAHA I LITERALLY HIT MY HEAD ON MY WALL FROM LAUGHING WHEN MATT SAID BLACKISTAN😭😂
Snow White - age 14
*_pulls out uno +4 card_*
maria vouros *puts down 2 uno +4 cards*
Your profile pic goes so well with your comment
maria vouros *puts 2 reverses down*
@@dynastynoel1837 i know right!
Hahaha 🙄
*_5:45_**_ Why would you shave a tiger? I understand if it's for a surgery/operations, but it's a perfect, small square...._*
I used to think Poccohonis (if I spelled it right) was 21, but tbh 18 makes sense.
man learns this again in 2 years lol
imma time traveler
Im from the future
@@mamaleo9533 ahhh
5:25 they be walking in the water 😂😂😂
Like if you didn't know Matt could sing
⬇️
He's rapped many times before in his older videos but never singing
Yeah just joking😊
3:20*me eating captain crunch looks at the box*me: throws*YOU FAILED ME
I dont think that really happened
Captan you failed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fun Fact: Pocahontas is actually 10 years old and Captain John Smith was 26.
WHAT
@@veronicachampion5841 mhm
@@4everagamer599 but when she was 20 or sum she got married
@@ianpatch8362 ye
@@4everagamer599 :)
Not me just realising that when you type up ‘highfive’ this comes up:🙏
And when you type ‘pray’ this comes up:🙏
How do this man know all them Disney princesses
Hold up
Wait a minute
Sum ain’t right
MoneyBoyJc Gaming 🤔
MoneyBoyJc Gaming I didn’t even know them!
MoneyBoyJc Gaming Jamal probably told him
Idk
i know them all they not that hard to remember
'Get that outta here' count: 4 times
Just for today 😅
Sierra Colum wtf
Lol.u r correct tbh!
I was going to comment that until I already saw this -_-
WTF the matter with you!?!?!!!!
Make it 5
They should make a praying hands emoji love
Me:I'm not a psychopath also me:dyes a owl green and names it duo 💀
Question:
If Cinderella’s shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off?
Well that's why they say you cant run in heels.
But prince Charming couldn't find anybody else in the kingdom with the same shoe size as her
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Buttery feet
*my life is a lie*
3:05
It’s not like black people are form blackistan 🤦🏾♀️🤣
Just noticed how many likes I got thx so much plz subscribe to my channel 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
😂I keep forgetting that 🙏🏽= highfive
🤦🏽♀️
Or Alabama
Lmao
Lel
6:41/10:05 don’t worry Matt I also didn’t graduate I dropped out because you know I don’t feel comfortable talking about it but yeah I don’t go to school anymore so you’re not alone Matt
Every time he moves I think he is gonna break something😂😂😂
So for breakfast i had a bowl of *commander* crunch
For lunch i had an *11 inch* foot long
For dinner i had hawaiian pizza that was made in *canada*
Haha
Ya .
WoT?🍕 🍔 🍜
Haha😂🤣 its ok,🥣🥪🍕
I had commander crunch for breakfast
1:20
"She was sleep, and the Prince just ups and kisses her man that's RACIST!"
Lol i didnt need to click timestamp cuz i was already on that timestamp XD while he was saying it i was reading along the comment
How?
Rapunzel's my favorite Disney character and I thought she was 23
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
0:16: I don't have one
0:35:mulan I thought she 21
2:34: cheese sandwich
Every one knows that rapunzel is 18 cuz they say it in the movie a lot
Elaria Makrouna, yeah they even said that Jasmine was 15 in the movie.
I've never seen the movie
@@morganbriggs2397 Boy you better get that outta here!
Wait they do say it in the movie
u aint everyone so.....
“Tony The Tiger”
That TIGER is a BOY.
Get that out of here I'm still a child
Ferdinand the tiger
Huh... 😕😵☹😩😰😦🙊😳😞🙃😑😶
Dies.. plz no.. thats.. a.. lie plzz say it not true🙁🙁😖
Matt says that Captain crunch probably is in the commander he probably got it from the Halloween store
5:28 that’s true. I learned that fact from StoryBots
Fun fact (not rlly fun): When Snow White married the prince, she was only 14 and the prince was 31, Which now is very illegal. An adult married to a Teenager is very illegal if you ask me.
This is how many times *"BOOIIII YOU BETTA GET DAT OUTTA HEE"* was said in this video
⬇👍
35
No, that's how many comments you have stolen for likes!
Guess: !sehctib ih
35
Hey gachaoreo i love gacha life if you know and i hate oreos
Something makes no sense in sleeping beauty
Man: **finds corps**
Also man: **kisses it**
Sleeping beauty: **wakes up**
HE KISSED A DEAD BODY
If she was dead and he kissed her then it's technically CPR😂
So ture
cookie- cream same thing-
You spelt corpse wrong but also this is true lol
Xxgacha abbyxX ;w;
Me looking up every thing on Google to see if it true or not 🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤
😂😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇
The owl got that daddy's long legs 🤣😂🤣
Early! Who else loves matt??
Yes-Like
No-Reply
J K
I liked the comment
@@extraterrestrian me too
i love him no homo
Sugar Spice okay whatever you don’t HAVE to like or comment🤷🏼♀️
When I saw the owl thing I immediately looked up owl legs meme... I'm disappointed there is none XD
Boom, there's one now.
You funny
My favourite Disney character is chicken little and he’s a teenager but he’s small
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime it ends, down here in the deep blue sea.
But technically Auora slept for a hundred years so she really is 116! The oldest Princess
#Besides SNOW WHITE!
Lisa Chapman so true
No she didn't sleep for a hundred years dur dur
@@aylicealanee1944 she slept for a year in the animated film
Never thought Snow White would be my age
Lisa Chapman that’s what I was thinking
Jake: *thinks 9 year old girls are a good age*
9 year old girl: *am 9*
FBI: *GET IN THE CAR*
I don't get it
@@philddjr227 same
I don’t get it
U mean
Jake:Thinks girl is 19 a good age (Jake is 36)
Girl:I am 9! Help
Police: Get in the fricking Car #YOMAMA YT
1:55 conspiracy confirmed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact.. the Disney Pocahontas story was a lie she was actually around 10 and was forced to marry that guy, she never fell in love
The owls face is so funny 7:03
Before: wut u looking at me for
After: yeah I have legs yeah
Duh she has a baby girl
I SHALL NO LONGER EAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
*Grabs bowl of oops all berries*
Me
@Jesse GamingZ I look at his rank all the time too. Thought it was just me!
"11 inches is still pretty big"
Me:*dirty mind activate*
5:31 fun fact that’s due to the pigment 👍🏻
Thanks for the shout out Matt
"Shout out to all the Africans."
I love Africans and I'm liking this post
Shut up dummy
JK😂😂😂😂😂
Ruby jade Wright yeah I love 💗 Africans
If you love africans you love me
Where do pineapple grow?
Me: under the sea with sponge bob
HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA..
Fnaf is life Dude it’s a joke...
3:56 The way I'm a private
Actually sleeping beauty is the oldest
I. Think
I think she feel asleep 100 years which means she's 116 😳
0:06
Dangmattsmith:JEEZ I barely glowed up
Me: I didnt glow up...
Edit: Thnx for all the like guys...
Wait why is the button blue
Bc u liked ofc xd
marius georgel stoian it's called a joke. it's a original comment
Cryptic exactly
4:15 it actually means [thank you/please] in Japanese. Thank you 🙏
The owl one is me with pants BUT WHEN I HAVE SHORTS ITS A WHOLE OTHER STORY
High-five emoji: 🙏
Praying emoji: 🙏🤲
Subway sandwich was a lie
**subway ad**
Me:tryna hide the truth from me aye?
i thought all the princesses were 16, 19, or 20 my life is truly a lie
i thought they were in their 30's
What Billie you fan me too boi hahahahha
@@rachelrivas597 yay twinzies
@@owenschoenfeld6328 shut the fuck up
@@absaynarda no you
Bro the the highfive one is also a praying set of hands lol y'all been freakin out lol
“Captain crunch has been lying to us this whole time”
*looks at the name*
(CAP ‘n Crunch)
My guy told the truth without telling the truth-
"Pineapples don't grow on trees."
Me: *I thought everybody knew that..*
me too
:o
I did not now
:0:():
Well yea i know that
6:18 it's true.. it really is.its growing from the ground. The cartoon that say pineapple was growing from the tree was a lie.
5:14 you can turn a tiger into a weird looking zebra 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼🎀👁️🫦👁️😃💐✨✨✨✨✨
THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WAS MY FAVORITE
Roses are red
Matt’s shirt is too
I have one like
But why is it blue?!
😐
Because you liked it
Oh ik the riddle its 1 like and blue for u cuz u liked ur own comment😂😂 wow thats depressing😬
Public probleme
I meant problems
Mom: What cereal do you want?
Me: Commander Crunch
Mom: ???
Mom: You mean captain crunch?
Me: No
Lol same sister!!😂
Lpsss
@@tenyaiida9937 what it he/she is a boy????
Yeah what if she is is a boy. You never know
Its captain crunch
Dangmattsmith I love when you do that Get that out of here please keep doing it in your videos it's so fun for me else you're the best
My favourite part of this video is when he says boy you better get that out of here
Snow White should be older cause shes the first Disney princess
LIKE IF YOU AGREE
I thought Cinderella was the first princess 😂😂😂
Cinderella is the oldest Disney princess
@@sandeater2397 it is
If you have a nasty attitude then you better . . .
*GET THAT OUTTA HERE!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha...... U hater U GET OUTTA HERE
Hahaha stfu
SIR MEOWS A LOT 🤣
pretty much my reaction when my idiota brother breaks my phone 😑😂😹😹😹😹
You know 11 inhes is still preety big
-DangMattSmith 2019
Fun fact: spiders make air bubbles under water to breathe😃
and, snow white logic, finds a random corpse in the woods...
Kisses it
Meme
I mean I get a free kiss
@@jj-mn5rz true
And she was 14
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
One hour later
Wwwwwwwww
Okay really 10 seconds later not an hour
Nobody :
Matt : YOU BETTER GET THAT OUTTA HERE
This is how many times Matt said “boi, you needa get dat outta here!”
👇🏽
Alligators only walk if it's shallow water
Penguins have knees that are hidden like owls.
For real?
Yes
jr yee
*Picture of person lifting the owls coat up*
Me: That's cool
Random 7 year olds in chat: THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSE THE HAND TOUCHED THE OWL AHHHH
-_-
How did you know I'm 7!!???
kristian w I’m 8
I'm almost 8
What if u are 10?
Im 9 boi
Wait im a puppet
Yeah it does say high five to but if you type in praying it puts that up too.
I agree Matt owls are very intimidating that's why I'm half afraid of them
When you think about it.....all the Disney princesses married kinda young
Ya
Anna WHAT ABOUT ANNA SHES MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNNNNNNNNNNNNA
@@cookiequeen500 pftt
@@cookiequeen500 uhh have you heard of 'Kristof'?
I think the youngest was 14-15?
U dont need notifications if your always online on TH-cam!😂
Truth
So true 😝
NOW SPONGEBOB IS A HIGHLIGHTER NOW
Funny fact about bananas is that they are actually a berry this ruined my life enough as it is 😔😔
Matt: I’ma call you Commander Crunch from now!!
Also Matt: I’ma eat som captain crunch tomorrow...
LOVE.💙💚💛🧡❤️🤑💯💋😻😘😍
Mine was snow white and I though she was 30
WitcherFFS o.o
Lol he just said ima call u commander then he called him captin
Tiana i thought she was like 27 cause she got married
Moriah Elizabeth got married at 19
That's why they're actually inside the muddy waters so you can see them walk
Sometimes crocodiles or aligators walk sometimes they swim
To know that they all got married in there young teenage years
Potato World: yea it’s odd
I know right. Snow White got married at 14. Excuse me😱😂
6:47
That reaction, LOL
yea lol
Lol
Princess. What age i thought they were
Jasmine. 17
Pocahontas. 20
Cinderella. 16
Mulan. 18
Tiana. 21
Ariel. 17
Rapunzel. 18
Belle. 16
Sleeping beauty/aurora. 15
Snow white. 29
7:56 maybe he doesn't want to catch the roadrunner
Damn I been high fiving people death..💀
CripCess type high five. 🙏🏽 won’t pop up but if you type high five 🙌🏼 will pop up!! BOI YOU BETTA GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!
Clearly 🙌🏽 this is not a high five so
It’s a clap
This is how much Matt said GET THAT OUTTA HERE
👇🏻 Edit: OMG ONE LIKE wait that was me
Lol
Of course he said it 3 or 4 times but who cares
...you copied someone
Coco Life Changers you are right
yea i disliked
Childhood is ruined a coyote can catch a roadrunner 😭😭😭
I hope you get 10 million on Instagram
All of them got married (i think)
Only 4 of them are legally aloud
FBI: OPEN UP
Chief, I need backup on street too young to marry. Suspects are young women that should not get married at their age.
Allowed
Tales Of OSDD 😂 FBI GO GET THEM
FBI GIT DA BACKUP
WAIT!!! I looked up pray on my Emojis and this came up 🙏 and when I looked up high five this came up🙏 what's going on in this world!! Like if u are as shocked as I am
PRAY- 🙌👏🙏🙇
High five- high ✋
Only one and no high-fives in this place yeah you're stupid
Stupid head you know you're not praying you're high-fiving
you was born to be stupid
BigHeadTeezy gaming And you were born to be mean😢
Find favorite sandwich is the footlong meeples meatball sandwich
NO PIZZA WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED IN ITALY 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹