mulla on salaliittoteoria! Suomessa on melkeen yhtä tiukka lehdistö kun jossain pohojoiskoreassa noitten residenttijuttujen kanssa, suomella on oikeesti ihan vitusti yhdinaseita ja sauli sabotoi vaaleja ja me ei oikeesti saada tietää tästä mitään
Here is a quick translation for the video: Trump: Mexico pays for the wall♪ Trala-lalla-la-lalla-la-lal-lal-la. Trump: Mexico pays for the wall... Mexico pays for the wall♪ Obama: ahem* Donald! Trump: Fred? Trump: eeeh.. Oh yeah. Thanks! Nice of you to come and help me with these negotiations. Trump: I've been very busy as you can see. Obama: My name is still Barack Obama, and of course I came to help. Obama: Ahem. The negotiations today are highly important. Trump: I know. I know. On no-one elses opinion, but on my opinion these negotiations are very important. I know. I know. Trump: ...What were these negotiations about again? Obama: It's about North Korea. Trump: Ah. Obama: Even thought their country is very primitive from our perspective, we don't want to offend or condemn them. Trump: I have never offended nobody! Trump: If anyone got offended from something I said, then they were probably just some ugly woman. Trump: ...or a man who has an ugly woman as a wife. Obama: The most important thing is to not get provoked, and remain cool. Trump: Nobody is as cool as I am. I'm the coolest cat in these alleys. Trump: You can even call my mother an ugly monkey, and I won't get offended. Trump: Try it out! o/ Obama: I don't want to bash your mother.. Trump: Don't you dare to call my mum an ugly monkey! Obama: This is exactly what I've been talking about. Trump: Well.. You see. Me and Kim Jong-un have nothing in common... except we both have pretty cool manes. Obama: Everyone has something in common. Trump: Not us. He is fat, while I am surprisingly slim. He is a dictator, while I love the free press. Trump: He is hated everywhere in the world, while I am loved both at home and elsewhere. Obama: -_- Trump: Hmmmnh. ^-^ Trump: And on top of that all, he is completely delusional. While I, I keep my feet on the ground maybe even too well. #InnocentDonald Obama: I guess... I guess you will be all right with each other. Obama: in fact Mr. President, our visitor has already arrived. Obama: The leader of North Korea, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, and the sexiest man of the North Korea every year starting from 1994... Kim Jong-un. Audience: *Applause. Trump: Ni Hao. Obama: Mr. Kim. It's great you were able to come here, and... Trump: OH! I have one of those too. The one I have is just a lot bigger! Obama: Misters. What if we just put these away right now. Obama: Ok. so... The whole world is waiting for us to lower the tensions between your countries. How about we start from your demands. What does the North Korea want? Kim: ... WE WANT, That the USA stops threatening us with MILITARY STRIKES! Obama: That is a good start... Donald? Trump: Well I, honestly speaking, cannot really remember what we are after. Trump: But I can tell you, that we want it a very, very, very much! Obama: ..that they give up on.. Trump: Ah! We want that the South Korea- Obama: North Korea. Trump: North Korea gives up on.. eating meat by October. Obama: ..Their Nuclear weapons! Trump: That you give up on your Nuclear weapons, ans start manufactoring us cellphones for a super low price. Obama: Well.. this is a good start for the negotiations. Trump: But I want to make one thing clear first. The America has very, veryveryvery, I mean very, veryvery-very many nuclear weapons. You maybe have just one. Kim: Well the one we have is better than all of the ones you have COMBINED. In addition to ours being capable to destroy your whole country, it can also play golf and compose OPERA! Trump: Who even believes that? Kim: All of my people DO! They also believe I can FLY! And even thought they are HUNGRY, they still think I am the best LEADER who they have EVER HAD! Trump: Is that true? Obama: Regrettably, it does. Trump: Doesn't the press have anythign to say about that? Obama: They have only one paper, and that one writes whatever he wants. Trump: And doesn'y the opposition have anythign to say about that either? Kim: Our opposition sits in JAIL. And they, by themselves believe it is what they DESERVE! Trump: Doesn't even your wife have anything to say about that? Kim: Which one? I have like NINE! Obama: Remember, We don't judge. Trump: All of that and even 9 wifes? Obama: We instead give constructive critisism. Trump: AND YOU HUMAN MONSTER WANT TO DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!? Obama: I have never said that. Trump: Why has no-one told me that the North Korea is such a lovely country? Obama: Well it is not. Kim: NO, It is NOT! It is completely TERRIBLE COUNTRY! Trump: I wanna live in the NORTH KOREA♪ Kim: And I want to live in the USA! Obama: Sorry, but umm.. what? Kim: North Korea is very SUCKY! Can you imagine how boring it is to win the elections, when you are the only one RUNNING? Kim: And even the papers won't criticize. It start to get those "Sauli Niinistö" vibes. Trump: Well at least they love and respect you over there. Kim: No they don't. They are afraid and stay SILENT! Trump: You know.. that would be just fine as hell for me right now. Kim: If you are not going to bomb the North Korea then I WILL! Trump: If you do that then, in that case I will blow up the Americas. Obama: Gentlemen! Now! STOP! Let's put these buttons away... Obama: I'm still starting to feel like our countries started to get closer together. Both of you had a lot of compliments to say... Obama: ...and now I guess you have started Tweeting something mental about each other again. Obama: I don't know how I manage with you two. Obama: I'm starting to feel so done with all of this. Trump: Ur mum was done! Kim: Ur mum still IS! Trump: Ur mum saw hunger! Kim: Well UR mum didn't even get CLOSE! Trump: And you are short and fatty! Kim: And you are old and ORANGE! Trump: Hey hey hey. I mean come ON!
Tosi mahtava sketsi, jossa nähtiin Mikko Penttilän esittämä Donald Trump ja Ernest Lawsonin esittämä Barack Obama. Kiti Kokkonen oli aivan mahtava Kim Jong-unin roolissa. Pisin Trump -sketsi koskaan. :)
Hauskalla tavalla ironista, miten tässä sketsissä ”Trump” sekoittaa Pohjois- ja Etelä-Korean; kun joitain vuosia myöhemmin Kamala Harris teki epäironisesti juuri tuon virheen, mitä Trump kommentoi: ”Pahimpia virheitä, joita olen nähnyt.” 😅.
Tässä on pikainen käännös yritys siitä huolimatta. Trump: Mexico pays for the wall♪ Trala-lalla-la lalla-la lal-lal-la. Trump: Mexico pays for the wall... Mexico pays for the wall♪ Obama: ahem* Donald! Trump: Fred? Trump: eeeh.. Oh yeah. Thanks! Nice of you to come and help me with these negotiations. Trump: I've been very busy as you can see. Obama: My name is still Barack Obama, and of course I came to help. Obama: Ahem. The negotiations today are highly important. Trump: I know. I know. On no-one elses opinion, but on my opinion these negotiations are very important. I know. I know. Trump: ...What were these negotiations about again? Obama: It's about North Korea. Trump: Ah. Obama: Even thought their country is very primitive from our perspective, we don't want to offend or condemn them. Trump: I have newer offended nobody. If anyone got offended from something I said, then they were probably just some ugly woman. Trump: ...or a man who has an ugly woman as a wife. Obama: The most important thing is to not get provoked, and remain cool. Trump: Nobody is as cool as I am. I'm the coolest cat in these alleys. Trump: You can even call my mother an ugly monkey, and I won't get offended. Trump: Try it out! o/ Obama: I don't want to bash your mother.. Trump: Don't you dare to call my mum an ugly monkey! Obama: This is exactly what I've been talking about. Trump: Well.. You see. Me and Kim Jong-un have nothing in common... except we both have pretty cool manes. Obama: Everyone has something in common. Trump: Not us. He is fat, while I am surprisingly slim. He is a dictator, while I love the free press. Trump: He is hated everywhere in the world, while I am loved both at home and elsewhere. Obama: -_- Trump: Hmmmnh. ^-^ Trump: And on top of that all, he is completely delusional. While I, I keep my feet on the ground maybe even too well. #InnocentDonald Obama: I guess... I guess you will be all right with each other. Obama: in fact Mr. President, our visitor has already arrived. Obama: The leader of North Korea, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, and the sexiest man of the North Korea every year starting from 1994... Kim Jong-un. Audience: *Applause. Trump: Ni Hao. Obama: Mr. Kim. It's great you were able to come here, and... Trump: OH! I have one of those too. The one I have is just a lot bigger! Obama: Misters. What if we just put these away right now. Obama: Ok. so... The whole world is waiting for us to lower the tensions between your countries. How about we start from your demands. What does the North Korea want? Kim: ... WE WANT, That the USA stops threatening us with MILITARY STRIKES! Obama: That is a good start... Donald? Trump: Well I, honestly speaking, cannot really remember what we are after. Trump: But I can tell you, that we want it a very, very, very much! Obama: ..that they give up on.. Trump: Ah! We want that the South Korea- Obama: North Korea. Trump: North Korea gives up on.. eating meat by October. Obama: ..Their Nuclear weapons! Trump: That you give up on your Nuclear weapons, ans start manufactoring us cellphones for a super low price. Obama: Well.. this is a good start for the negotiations. Trump: But I want to make one thing clear first. The America has very, veryveryvery, I mean very, veryvery-very many nuclear weapons. You maybe have just one. Kim: Well the one we have is better than all of the ones you have COMBINED. In addition to ours being capable to destroy your whole country, it can also play golf and compose OPERA! Trump: Who even believes that? Kim: All of my people DO! They also believe I can FLY! And even thought they are HUNGRY, they still think I am the best LEADER who they have EVER HAD! Trump: Is that true? Obama: Regrettably, it does. Trump: Doesn't the press have anythign to say about that? Obama: They have only one paper, and that one writes whatever he wants. Trump: And doesn'y the opposition have anythign to say about that either? Kim: Our opposition sits in JAIL. And they, by themselves believe it is what they DESERVE! Trump: Doesn't even your wife have anything to say about that? Kim: Which one? I have like NINE! Obama: Remember, We don't judge. Trump: All of that and even 9 wifes? Obama: We instead give constructive critisism. Trump: AND YOU HUMAN MONSTER WANT TO DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!? Obama: I have never said that. Trump: Why has no-one told me that the North Korea is such a lovely country? Obama: Well it is not. Kim: NO, It is NOT! It is completely TERRIBLE COUNTRY! Trump: I wanna live in the NORTH KOREA♪ Kim: And I want to live in the USA! Obama: Sorry, but umm.. what? Kim: North Korea is very SUCKY! Can you imagine how boring it is to win the elections, when you are the only one RUNNING? Kim: And even the papers won't criticize. It start to get those "Sauli Niinistö" vibes. Trump: Well at least they love and respect you over there. Kim: No they don't. They are afraid and stay SILENT! Trump: You know.. that would be just fine as hell for me right now. Kim: If you are not going to bomb the North Korea then I WILL! Trump: If you do that then, in that case I will blow up the Americas. Obama: Gentlemen! Now! STOP! Let's put these buttons away... Obama: I'm still starting to feel like our countries started to get closer together. Both of you had a lot of compliments to say... Obama: ...and now I guess you have started Tweeting something mental about each other again. Obama: I don't know how I manage with you two. Obama: I'm starting to feel so done with all of this. Trump: Ur mum was done! Kim: Ur mum still IS! Trump: Ur mum saw hunger! Kim: Well UR mum didn't even get close! Trump: And you are short and fatty! Kim: And you are old and ORANGE! Trump: Hey hey hey. I mean come ON!
Obama on arka aihe näille vassareille. Hyökkäsi presidenttikaudellaan kahteen maahan ja laittoi valtiontalouden persiilleen, jonka seurauksia Trump nyt korjaa. Täytyy sitten omaa pahaa oloaan purkaa tällä tavalla.
I understand maybe 5% of what they' re saying but it' s still really funny and cool. Terveisin Puolasta, Suomi on ihana! ;)
Okei
There's now English subtitles!
Talk, talk… i always yawn when i'm interested!
English subtitles in the settings
Witam! 😊Glad to have you here!
Meksiko maksaa muurin🎵🎵
Tint-tant tant-tant-tal-lal-lei
näin trumpilla jää rahaa :D
Tin tan tan tan tallallei
Yksi parhaimmista kohdista tässä sketsissä oli piikki Sauli Niinistölle. "-- ja lehdistökään ei kritisoi. Tulee ihan Sauli Niinistö -fiilis.."
mulla on salaliittoteoria!
Suomessa on melkeen yhtä tiukka lehdistö kun jossain pohojoiskoreassa noitten
residenttijuttujen kanssa, suomella on oikeesti ihan vitusti yhdinaseita ja sauli
sabotoi vaaleja ja me ei oikeesti saada tietää tästä mitään
Huomenna uutisissa: Suomea kohti suuntaa ydinohjus.
Tonttu Ei
Tonttu ei vaan kaks joista toisella on oranssit hiukset ja toinen kertoo kim jong un ista
macine 123 ???
Tonttu ei tullu mut entä huomenna
Kaksi
Oon vissii ainoo joka ihmettelee täällä miten hyvin Mikko Penttilä näyttelee silmät kiinni😂
Sillä ei taida olla silmät konaan kiinni...
Vielä kun olisi tekstitykset nii tulis paljo näyttökertoja
vainox Virkkunen muistan vieläki ku raiskasin sut xbowil
eka tungit sen ton tyypin perseeseen? Hmm selvä
Kahen kilon siika juu xD
Tässä on tekstitykset
Teemu Jaakkola Ei ollutkaan ennen mutta nyt on👍
Finland has just over 5 million people and this has almost 1 million views!
Must be popular
Watching from the UK
You Fins very hilarious.
Love from Canada
Tässä kohtaa Putous oli edellä aikaansa. Valitettavasti.
Onneksi. Trumpin voitto mahdollistaa globalistien tuhoutumisen vihdoin ja viimein.
Thanks for the English subtitles. I have learnt somethings
Here is a quick translation for the video:
Trump: Mexico pays for the wall♪ Trala-lalla-la-lalla-la-lal-lal-la.
Trump: Mexico pays for the wall... Mexico pays for the wall♪
Obama: ahem* Donald!
Trump: Fred?
Trump: eeeh.. Oh yeah. Thanks! Nice of you to come and help me with these negotiations.
Trump: I've been very busy as you can see.
Obama: My name is still Barack Obama, and of course I came to help.
Obama: Ahem. The negotiations today are highly important.
Trump: I know. I know. On no-one elses opinion, but on my opinion these negotiations are very important. I know. I know.
Trump: ...What were these negotiations about again?
Obama: It's about North Korea.
Trump: Ah.
Obama: Even thought their country is very primitive from our perspective, we don't want to offend or condemn them.
Trump: I have never offended nobody!
Trump: If anyone got offended from something I said, then they were probably just some ugly woman.
Trump: ...or a man who has an ugly woman as a wife.
Obama: The most important thing is to not get provoked, and remain cool.
Trump: Nobody is as cool as I am. I'm the coolest cat in these alleys.
Trump: You can even call my mother an ugly monkey, and I won't get offended.
Trump: Try it out! o/
Obama: I don't want to bash your mother..
Trump: Don't you dare to call my mum an ugly monkey!
Obama: This is exactly what I've been talking about.
Trump: Well.. You see. Me and Kim Jong-un have nothing in common... except we both have pretty cool manes.
Obama: Everyone has something in common.
Trump: Not us. He is fat, while I am surprisingly slim. He is a dictator, while I love the free press.
Trump: He is hated everywhere in the world, while I am loved both at home and elsewhere.
Obama: -_-
Trump: Hmmmnh. ^-^
Trump: And on top of that all, he is completely delusional. While I, I keep my feet on the ground maybe even too well. #InnocentDonald
Obama: I guess... I guess you will be all right with each other.
Obama: in fact Mr. President, our visitor has already arrived.
Obama: The leader of North Korea, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, and the sexiest man of the North Korea every year starting from 1994... Kim Jong-un.
Audience: *Applause.
Trump: Ni Hao.
Obama: Mr. Kim. It's great you were able to come here, and...
Trump: OH! I have one of those too. The one I have is just a lot bigger!
Obama: Misters. What if we just put these away right now.
Obama: Ok. so... The whole world is waiting for us to lower the tensions between your countries. How about we start from your demands. What does the North Korea want?
Kim: ... WE WANT, That the USA stops threatening us with MILITARY STRIKES!
Obama: That is a good start... Donald?
Trump: Well I, honestly speaking, cannot really remember what we are after.
Trump: But I can tell you, that we want it a very, very, very much!
Obama: ..that they give up on..
Trump: Ah! We want that the South Korea-
Obama: North Korea.
Trump: North Korea gives up on.. eating meat by October.
Obama: ..Their Nuclear weapons!
Trump: That you give up on your Nuclear weapons, ans start manufactoring us cellphones for a super low price.
Obama: Well.. this is a good start for the negotiations.
Trump: But I want to make one thing clear first. The America has very, veryveryvery, I mean very, veryvery-very many nuclear weapons. You maybe have just one.
Kim: Well the one we have is better than all of the ones you have COMBINED. In addition to ours being capable to destroy your whole country, it can also play golf and compose OPERA!
Trump: Who even believes that?
Kim: All of my people DO! They also believe I can FLY! And even thought they are HUNGRY, they still think I am the best LEADER who they have EVER HAD!
Trump: Is that true?
Obama: Regrettably, it does.
Trump: Doesn't the press have anythign to say about that?
Obama: They have only one paper, and that one writes whatever he wants.
Trump: And doesn'y the opposition have anythign to say about that either?
Kim: Our opposition sits in JAIL. And they, by themselves believe it is what they DESERVE!
Trump: Doesn't even your wife have anything to say about that?
Kim: Which one? I have like NINE!
Obama: Remember, We don't judge.
Trump: All of that and even 9 wifes?
Obama: We instead give constructive critisism.
Trump: AND YOU HUMAN MONSTER WANT TO DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!?
Obama: I have never said that.
Trump: Why has no-one told me that the North Korea is such a lovely country?
Obama: Well it is not.
Kim: NO, It is NOT! It is completely TERRIBLE COUNTRY!
Trump: I wanna live in the NORTH KOREA♪
Kim: And I want to live in the USA!
Obama: Sorry, but umm.. what?
Kim: North Korea is very SUCKY! Can you imagine how boring it is to win the elections, when you are the only one RUNNING?
Kim: And even the papers won't criticize. It start to get those "Sauli Niinistö" vibes.
Trump: Well at least they love and respect you over there.
Kim: No they don't. They are afraid and stay SILENT!
Trump: You know.. that would be just fine as hell for me right now.
Kim: If you are not going to bomb the North Korea then I WILL!
Trump: If you do that then, in that case I will blow up the Americas.
Obama: Gentlemen! Now! STOP! Let's put these buttons away...
Obama: I'm still starting to feel like our countries started to get closer together. Both of you had a lot of compliments to say...
Obama: ...and now I guess you have started Tweeting something mental about each other again.
Obama: I don't know how I manage with you two.
Obama: I'm starting to feel so done with all of this.
Trump: Ur mum was done!
Kim: Ur mum still IS!
Trump: Ur mum saw hunger!
Kim: Well UR mum didn't even get CLOSE!
Trump: And you are short and fatty!
Kim: And you are old and ORANGE!
Trump: Hey hey hey. I mean come ON!
👍 paljon vaivaa
vitun spede käänsit tän turhan takia :DDD
The Unusual Dispenser miten niin turhan
Levien jos jollain suomalaisilla pn eri kielen käyttäjä niim saattaa mennä suosittuihin
Miten vitussa sä edes jaksat tehdä näin? Mut ei mitää ymmärän et joillain on vähä ylimäärästä aikaa :D Rispektit sinulle
Tämä sketsi saa kohta varmaankin maailmalla suosioo
Peli Päivä heti ku tekstit tulee
Peli Päivä Black Beard👌
IGOT7 케이팝 homo
suomi ei saa pilkata trumppia tai trumppi hyökkää pian suomeen
Joo joo
saisi maailmalla suosiota jos kukaan tajuis suomea.
ristuksenvittu ei suomi tarvi suosiota
Tulis vaan röyhkeät turistit tänne sen takia
JKΔ no Suomihan saa rahaa
Nyt löytyy subit!
ristuksenvittu Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :P
Joku tekee englanniks tekstit nii pääsee maailmallaki näkyviin.
ANe mietin samaa
Raze Vfx Mods Et taida ymmärtää.
Raze Vfx Mods Miksi hän niin tekisi? Ennemmin hän pommittaisi sinut, koska kirjoitat hänen nimensä pienillä kirjaimilla.
Voi kyynel.
Raiden Mitä kyynelistä? Itkettääkö?
Kohta ydinpommi iskee suomeen.
Myllynparhaat miks iskis
Koska tää sketsi ellei niil oo sit hyvä huumorin taju
Myllynparhaat Tuskin Trump määrää ydiniskua keskelle naton liittolaisia ja
Pohjois Korean ohjus ammuttas tohjoks matkan varrella.
Leiska moro Ei se kanna se yltää just Amerikkaan
Viiksi mies Hä? Eikse tiputeta lentokoneesta?
Pohjois korean seksikkäin mies vuodesta 1994 :D
Roope Setä Kim jong un oli 10 vuotias sillon XD
Pohjois-Korean seksikkäin mies on aina vallanperijä :D
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️❤️🇫🇴😁👍🌻Humor skadar ingen.. 🤣
Tälle sketsille jaksaa nauraa vielä näin pitkän ajan jälkeen 😂
>Someone important speaks Finnish
>That's a good humour already
mustako täälä puhuttii?
Kim jong un juu
Jep
kuula oikeesti? siis mun mun mini munasta? vähäks jännää
Kim jong un eiku siitä pienestä raketti ukkelista...
KIITURI MUMMO eli musta
Tosi mahtava sketsi, jossa nähtiin Mikko Penttilän esittämä Donald Trump ja Ernest Lawsonin esittämä Barack Obama. Kiti Kokkonen oli aivan mahtava Kim Jong-unin roolissa. Pisin Trump -sketsi koskaan. :)
Pitiks tän "sketsin" olla hauska ?
Onks sun veli/serkku Jaakko Määttä? Jos on nii se on meijän opettaja
Jaakko Määttä?
Jep. Jaakko Määttä
Tämä kyseinen henkilö ei oikeastaan ole veljeni tai serkkuni. Isoveljeni nimi on Juho.
"Sä oot vanha ja oranssi" 😂😂😂
Jespy Miten originaalista
Sä oot vanha ja...ORAnssi!
Mutsis oli kypsä
Suomalaisten huumorin taju
Azurijcha on
Noniin voi vittu nyt lähtee ydinohjukset Suomeen
Eeli Viljanen ei koska miks usa ampus ohjuksen eu maahaan
Ja pk ammus ammuttas alas
KIITURI MUMMO no toi ny oli vitsi
Eeli Viljanen aa no sitte ei mitään
"Mexico maksaa muurin tinttan tanttan tallallei": , D
Kirjoita vain meksiko!
Ollaan kuitenki suomessa!
Kuumottava sketsi jossa on myös mukana tosielämää ja vitsit vähissä.
"Jos sinä et tuhoa Pohjois-Koreaa, niin minä tuhoan!"
"Noh minä tuhoan sitten Amerikan!" 🤣🤣🤣
Kun Kim näkee tän sketsin, se heittää varmaan pari ilotulitetta Suomeen...
putouksen pitäis olla varovaisempi ettei usa ja pohjois-korea hyökkää suomee :’D
jee ! Niipä
jep :Ddd varmaa ruotsi hyökkää ku kaikki sanoo niit homoiks :D
Suti Juustis :)))
OltskuMP moi
Ei ne saa niillä on joku laki ettei ydin aseetonta maata vastaa saa ampua
Hauskalla tavalla ironista, miten tässä sketsissä ”Trump” sekoittaa Pohjois- ja Etelä-Korean; kun joitain vuosia myöhemmin Kamala Harris teki epäironisesti juuri tuon virheen, mitä Trump kommentoi: ”Pahimpia virheitä, joita olen nähnyt.” 😅.
Meksiko maksaa muurin tin tan tan ta tallallei 🤣
repeän tolle "Pohjois-Korea on ihan syvältä"-kohdalle kokoajan. :D
sä oot vanha ja oranssi 🏀🎃🎽🍊🍂◀️🆚🈂️🔶🔸🔽🛒🛡️🥕🦊🧡📙🐿️🌼🈴🈂️
Helppo on youtubessa lisätä käännöksiä. Saatan yrittää huomenna.
sleepyLundus Joo yritä ihmeessä!
Oh. "Yhteisö ei voi osallistua pyytämäsi videon käännöksiin." Puhuin liian aikaisin.
sleepyLundus no kiva. Mut hyvä ku yritit :)
Tässä on pikainen käännös yritys siitä huolimatta.
Trump: Mexico pays for the wall♪ Trala-lalla-la lalla-la lal-lal-la.
Trump: Mexico pays for the wall... Mexico pays for the wall♪
Obama: ahem* Donald!
Trump: Fred?
Trump: eeeh.. Oh yeah. Thanks! Nice of you to come and help me with these negotiations.
Trump: I've been very busy as you can see.
Obama: My name is still Barack Obama, and of course I came to help.
Obama: Ahem. The negotiations today are highly important.
Trump: I know. I know. On no-one elses opinion, but on my opinion these negotiations are very important. I know. I know.
Trump: ...What were these negotiations about again?
Obama: It's about North Korea.
Trump: Ah.
Obama: Even thought their country is very primitive from our perspective, we don't want to offend or condemn them.
Trump: I have newer offended nobody. If anyone got offended from something I said, then they were probably just some ugly woman.
Trump: ...or a man who has an ugly woman as a wife.
Obama: The most important thing is to not get provoked, and remain cool.
Trump: Nobody is as cool as I am. I'm the coolest cat in these alleys.
Trump: You can even call my mother an ugly monkey, and I won't get offended.
Trump: Try it out! o/
Obama: I don't want to bash your mother..
Trump: Don't you dare to call my mum an ugly monkey!
Obama: This is exactly what I've been talking about.
Trump: Well.. You see. Me and Kim Jong-un have nothing in common... except we both have pretty cool manes.
Obama: Everyone has something in common.
Trump: Not us. He is fat, while I am surprisingly slim. He is a dictator, while I love the free press.
Trump: He is hated everywhere in the world, while I am loved both at home and elsewhere.
Obama: -_-
Trump: Hmmmnh. ^-^
Trump: And on top of that all, he is completely delusional. While I, I keep my feet on the ground maybe even too well. #InnocentDonald
Obama: I guess... I guess you will be all right with each other.
Obama: in fact Mr. President, our visitor has already arrived.
Obama: The leader of North Korea, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, and the sexiest man of the North Korea every year starting from 1994... Kim Jong-un.
Audience: *Applause.
Trump: Ni Hao.
Obama: Mr. Kim. It's great you were able to come here, and...
Trump: OH! I have one of those too. The one I have is just a lot bigger!
Obama: Misters. What if we just put these away right now.
Obama: Ok. so... The whole world is waiting for us to lower the tensions between your countries. How about we start from your demands. What does the North Korea want?
Kim: ... WE WANT, That the USA stops threatening us with MILITARY STRIKES!
Obama: That is a good start... Donald?
Trump: Well I, honestly speaking, cannot really remember what we are after.
Trump: But I can tell you, that we want it a very, very, very much!
Obama: ..that they give up on..
Trump: Ah! We want that the South Korea-
Obama: North Korea.
Trump: North Korea gives up on.. eating meat by October.
Obama: ..Their Nuclear weapons!
Trump: That you give up on your Nuclear weapons, ans start manufactoring us cellphones for a super low price.
Obama: Well.. this is a good start for the negotiations.
Trump: But I want to make one thing clear first. The America has very, veryveryvery, I mean very, veryvery-very many nuclear weapons. You maybe have just one.
Kim: Well the one we have is better than all of the ones you have COMBINED. In addition to ours being capable to destroy your whole country, it can also play golf and compose OPERA!
Trump: Who even believes that?
Kim: All of my people DO! They also believe I can FLY! And even thought they are HUNGRY, they still think I am the best LEADER who they have EVER HAD!
Trump: Is that true?
Obama: Regrettably, it does.
Trump: Doesn't the press have anythign to say about that?
Obama: They have only one paper, and that one writes whatever he wants.
Trump: And doesn'y the opposition have anythign to say about that either?
Kim: Our opposition sits in JAIL. And they, by themselves believe it is what they DESERVE!
Trump: Doesn't even your wife have anything to say about that?
Kim: Which one? I have like NINE!
Obama: Remember, We don't judge.
Trump: All of that and even 9 wifes?
Obama: We instead give constructive critisism.
Trump: AND YOU HUMAN MONSTER WANT TO DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!?
Obama: I have never said that.
Trump: Why has no-one told me that the North Korea is such a lovely country?
Obama: Well it is not.
Kim: NO, It is NOT! It is completely TERRIBLE COUNTRY!
Trump: I wanna live in the NORTH KOREA♪
Kim: And I want to live in the USA!
Obama: Sorry, but umm.. what?
Kim: North Korea is very SUCKY! Can you imagine how boring it is to win the elections, when you are the only one RUNNING?
Kim: And even the papers won't criticize. It start to get those "Sauli Niinistö" vibes.
Trump: Well at least they love and respect you over there.
Kim: No they don't. They are afraid and stay SILENT!
Trump: You know.. that would be just fine as hell for me right now.
Kim: If you are not going to bomb the North Korea then I WILL!
Trump: If you do that then, in that case I will blow up the Americas.
Obama: Gentlemen! Now! STOP! Let's put these buttons away...
Obama: I'm still starting to feel like our countries started to get closer together. Both of you had a lot of compliments to say...
Obama: ...and now I guess you have started Tweeting something mental about each other again.
Obama: I don't know how I manage with you two.
Obama: I'm starting to feel so done with all of this.
Trump: Ur mum was done!
Kim: Ur mum still IS!
Trump: Ur mum saw hunger!
Kim: Well UR mum didn't even get close!
Trump: And you are short and fatty!
Kim: And you are old and ORANGE!
Trump: Hey hey hey. I mean come ON!
Lisäsimme tähän tekstit nyt :)
Hyvä tuli tekstitetty versio
Meksiko maksaa muurin tin tan tan tan tallallei Meksiko maksaa muurin Meksiko maksaa muurin.😂
Juho Mantovaara Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :)
” meksiko maksaa muurin tin tan tan tan tallallei
Tää oli ainaki 100 kerta ku katon tän
Pitiks tän olla hauska ?
Pitiks tän olla kommentti ?
Raiden Pitiks sun olla oikea lapsi eikä vahinko lapsi?
hot fella Pitiks sun sanoo jotain järkevääki?
Panda hävisitte jo noni shhh
hot fella Kaikkihan me ihmisiä ollaan, vai mitä "oikealla lapsella" tarkoitat?
Saisko teksitykset?
Lisätty!
N M Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :)
Vihdoin tekstitykset
"Meksiko maksaa muurin, tinttantanntan tallallei"
Meksiko maksaa muurin 😂😂😂😂😂
- Imagine how boring it is to win elections as the only candidate....🤣🤣🤣
Viel tekstitykset enkuks nii ois aika 👌
Subtitles please
pro lazern im sure you'll find them soon!
xyzöäö TI
Lol rip finland prank ending was kyu:your old and orange
Tää on paras 🐱😄😄😄
tää oli aivan mahtava 😃😀🙋
Tosi hauska 😂
Rude 5 Jep. Jos on hiukan vajaamielinen.
trumpin kädet alussa 😂
Tätä on odotettu
Lisää näitä on parhaat
Oon kattonu jo 20 kertaa iha paras
Olen onnellinen, että minä ymmärrän suomea ja voin ymmärtää sun kultturia.
Aikamoist shaibaa 😂😂
Ksksksks, ficou excelente!
Marlon Mamede Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :)
These are the real 3 stooges
Tämmösiä sketsejä toivomma.
Ainut syy miks tää sketsi toimii on nää aivan liian täydellisen sopivat henkilöt näihi rooleihin
😂😂😂❤️🇫🇴✌️✌️✌️✌️🤣👻🌻🌻🌻Humor skadar ingen 👻😉🐾
Kuka ennen trendaavia
NadeRain Kuka katsoo trendi listaa se on täyttä paskaa kun siellä on Suomen videoita eniten👎
Laatu sketsi mutta Obama kyllä nähdään varmaan vähän liiankin pyhimyksenä, olisihan siitäkin hauskaa ainestakin saanut...
TheOmout millon muka putous kritisois Obamaa? Mustaa vasemistolaista.
Obama on arka aihe näille vassareille. Hyökkäsi presidenttikaudellaan kahteen maahan ja laittoi valtiontalouden persiilleen, jonka seurauksia Trump nyt korjaa. Täytyy sitten omaa pahaa oloaan purkaa tällä tavalla.
Vaikka olis mitä mieltä Putouksen uusista kausista niin eiköhän kaikki kuiteski myönnä että Trump -sketsit on aika päheitä :D
Meksiko maksaa muurin meksiko maksaa muurin tallallallalallanlei😂😂
jeswius Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :P
Wtf I am watching 😂😂
Some finnish comedy
no nyt en ylläty jos ydinsota alkaa
Kiti on nii hauska!😂
trumppiki osaa laulaa
Vielä surullinen epähymy obsmalle nii sit on true! 😂
ShineShark YTB Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :)
Tää on IT🎈
Tää on ihan paras
Фински језик?
Klaus Gutwein-Kukureković ok
Диван језик. Волим Финску.
Da
OMG tää on kiva sketsi moikka
Putous paskenee vuosi vuodelta😞
”sa ooot vanha ja oranssi”
Sä oot vanha ja...ORAnssi!
Tää oli hyvä
Ja kohta kaikki pommittaa ydinaseet suomeen :)
Sara Gunnarsen nehä teki jo south parkis ;)
Missä muualla
kunno propagandaa :D vielä jengi jaksaa...
Näi o
Hieman ehkä simppeliä huumoria, hieman ehkä simppelille katsojalle.
Peedro 14 Kfee frakugtètan gyèstwab ukbü wegr :)
trumppi kyllä oikeesti tarvitsee jonkun apua,pyytäis obaman tarkasin neuvoanantajaksi 👍👍
Vitsi tää on hyvä😂
Trump on palannut! Jes ihan parhait nää trump sketsit.
Nysse Donald tappaa kaikki suomen asukkaat😂
Ehkä ois parasta, että tähän ei tulis korealaisia tekstityksiä...😓
Pohjoiskoreassa ei oo nettiä
Pohjois-korea on niiku vankila!
Ei pääse koskaa pois
Tähänkö putous on tullut? Voi voi
miksihän näihin sketseihin obamasta on tehty muka viisas... hupiukkohan se oli
Sami Tapio on se Trumpiin verrattuna
RockismyAir Trump ei ole sentään rahoittanut Terroristi järjestöjen toimintaa Lähi-Idässä
Tuppe Onks Obama sellasta tehny? Avaa toki vähän?
Tuppe Mis vitun maailmas se on niin tehny?? Ei mitää sua vastaa mut älä jauha paskaa
Sukhbal Brar Kuten sanoin Lähi-Idässä. Syyrian sodassa pääosin
Super hauska kun Koreassa on olympia laisetkin
6:03 😂😂😂😂😂
* Arto Lauri on se TH-cam kanava. Jonka sinun ja kaveriesi vaan pitää nyt tilata.
Miks tonalt on suomalainen
Antti Junkkarinen Donald tollo
NI HAO
3:14 Kuolin nauruun
Paras😂😂
Trump teki paluun
Meksiko makasaa muurin!
Are you still alive? :D
Voi helvetti nytt on sit tekstitykset
Kauanko te.aiotte näitä pressoja oikee näyttää?
Onniivarifilms Varmaan Trumpin kauden loppuun asti koska Demokraateilla on helvetin iso Tikku perseessä
Rips Suomi Jos pohjois korea näkee tän
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