The heroes sacrificed every unit they had. Their entire army. Just to buy them time to retrieve the Early-Morning Staff, the only object with the power to do a hair of damage against the Dark Peasant for it was the only way to save TABS from absolute tyranny.
My 3 year old just did this to an army of ants this morning. There are tiny black spatters all over the nursery. I told him no more "playing dark dark". He locked his eyes on me and said... I can't even repeat it. It was an ancient tongue of screeches and hisses, but I understood every word. "I WILL play dark dark. You cannot stop me." The wind howled outside and the china cabinet rattled. "I. WANT. MY. MOTHER. NOW!" A bolt of ichorous jelly careened at me in an arcing volley, sending me tumbling backwards, heels over head, caroming off the floor, my leg striking the china cabinet and sending it flying and me spinning. My eyes rattled about on top of their sockets. "Meep." I cried calmly, in shock and pain. As I finally came to rest at the end of the hallway, I struggled to untwist my neck from the crook of my ankle. My son turned around and floated into the playroom, the coterie of inky black hands bobbing in a blasphemous procession behind him. I staggered unevenly to the kitchen, clipping an arm on the doorframe, helicoptering me towards the refrigerator where I began to prepare chocolate milk and french fried potatoes.
Army of 100: Listen Mr..... Uhhh.. ?: Dark Peasant. Army of 100: M-Mr. Dark Peasant, when we said "let's throw hands", we didn't mean literally throwing hands at us...
Spoiler alert: Ice giants won ;) They can actually surround and pile drive him when there's enough of them and prevent him from doing the explosion thing. Clams can beat him too but it will destroy your framerate.
Btw I'm pretty sure he got updated cuz last time he only body slammed one guy cuz that attack took a while to reload but now he bodies slams 5 people at a time and when i put him aganist present elves he yeeted the presents out the universe
The dark peasant consumed by rage, destroyed everything and everyone in his path. Even an army of reapers couldn't kill him. He was shunned as an outcast as a peasant for being so weak. But now, they will pay. One day he will take on THE god. Shaggy.
More like sacrificing armies to the dark peasant
Nice
No no no not like that like this "sacrificing armies *for* the dark peasant" so it sounds cult like
Noice
@bird Alexandru Radu hm
Lol
I dont know why but i just love the carnage in tabs when an op unit is faced against an army
Same here
I love watching op units destroying weaker units, thats the whole reason why I watch tabs
@HackingEevee not really because throughout the entire game theres just
*Absolute bodies*
BLOOD
Sometimes semi units destroy op units cuz ive seen a Viking boat rider one shot the lady red jade only because she was low on health
7:58 finally what i waited most for
It was nightmares
@@RandomFourGuy for the PC yes
@@firedjdous6922 true and try to think if there was 100 reaper come to take your soul....
@@RandomFourGuy that would be good because I have depression
@@firedjdous6922 me too :v
9:23 every anime when protagonist been attacked all at once.
but whos the winner tho??
@@shadowplayz5095 dp
8:54 Wall titans vs Levi
It was eren vs. All the colossal titans bcuz the rumbling event
Biel Anims except Levi gets fucked
@khoa Võ đăng lmao
@@camodomanager6411 wdym? Eren is literally the allie of the collosal not an enemy
@@boredy7694 oh i was uh, like an idiot okay.?
“Muggles can’t do shit Harry”
1:23 and that's how mammoths went extinct, children.
Ngl this new episode of Mob Psycho was pretty crazy.
Ikr this was 🔥
Most units strategies were just to bury him under their corpses
Lol
True
Lol yeah.
4:52 The Ultimate Dark Dancer Of the WORLD.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
9:28 Using his full power to push them all back.. Damn it's so cool.
4:13 how symbolic. One oppressed beggar, ending a coalition of kings.
Pretty astute
Dark peasant
Powers: Master Hands
Darkness’s arrows
Weakness: Super Peasant
Saitama
1:48 nuclear reactor first light, 2020
0:27 the only person who can stop a stampede
7:12 look at his hands catching the cannonball
The heroes sacrificed every unit they had. Their entire army. Just to buy them time to retrieve the Early-Morning Staff, the only object with the power to do a hair of damage against the Dark Peasant for it was the only way to save TABS from absolute tyranny.
0:00 how the Nehanderthals got extinct
neanderthals*
*neetderlamb
Netherlands*
Netheritelands*
Pakistan Strong*
Dark Peasant: Hello Lemme Introduce Myself, Lord of Sloth, Betelgeuse Romanee Conti.. *DESU!!*
This is all I thought
you've watched too much anime😂
lmao petelgeuse
I wholeheartedly agree
UNSEEN HANDS
0:28 this is how mammoths got extinct
It’s like madara vs the shinobi alliance
😂
Facts
Yeah bro
Shut up
@@Unnoticedcommentator no
8:42 sounds like homie was getting choked when he picked him up
Agreed 😂😂😂
3:54 here we can see a live video of how the crusader knights lost against a dark being back in 1180's
Gandalf : YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Dark peasant : he he. Wizard go brrrrrr
LOL
10:42 this is how it feels like playing a high level tank in an rpg. Pulling so many huge enemies that the party doesnt even see their tank anymore.
This guy's ready to throw some hands.
3:45 thousands of crows has been sacrificed
Bird people are just trying to defend their territory and Dark Peasant is like "WHERE'S MY KFC"?!
It's crazy to think any one of us could have just as easily been a unit in TABS instead of the slightly higher level simulation that we are in now.
Bruh
A man with darkness power... Vs a Group of Light side to defeat him
“How to defeat armies: Bash their heads together and repeatedly Slam their heads in the ground”
0:28 Madara against Rumbling Eren
DARK PEASANT : I'M IS IMPORTANT
SUPER PEASANT : NO
And the dark peasant died not long ago.
6:17 death god does T pose among dead bodies
"Need a hand?"
My 3 year old just did this to an army of ants this morning. There are tiny black spatters all over the nursery. I told him no more "playing dark dark".
He locked his eyes on me and said...
I can't even repeat it. It was an ancient tongue of screeches and hisses, but I understood every word. "I WILL play dark dark. You cannot stop me."
The wind howled outside and the china cabinet rattled. "I. WANT. MY. MOTHER. NOW!" A bolt of ichorous jelly careened at me in an arcing volley, sending me tumbling backwards, heels over head, caroming off the floor, my leg striking the china cabinet and sending it flying and me spinning. My eyes rattled about on top of their sockets. "Meep." I cried calmly, in shock and pain.
As I finally came to rest at the end of the hallway, I struggled to untwist my neck from the crook of my ankle. My son turned around and floated into the playroom, the coterie of inky black hands bobbing in a blasphemous procession behind him.
I staggered unevenly to the kitchen, clipping an arm on the doorframe, helicoptering me towards the refrigerator where I began to prepare chocolate milk and french fried potatoes.
マンモスが手に引っ張られてゴロゴロしてるのかわいいなw
Yo i can't read a single word you said but nice pfp
4:46 And its how the viking went extinct and All gone to the Valhalla
Alternative title : dark peasant vs army - totally easy battle simulator
1:45 "The bigger they are, the harder they fall"
7:53 when you return to your master for vengeance
I'm scared. Gaster just killed an army of grim reapers
Army of 100: Listen Mr..... Uhhh..
?: Dark Peasant.
Army of 100: M-Mr. Dark Peasant, when we said "let's throw hands", we didn't mean literally throwing hands at us...
This is basically the plot of Overlord 😂
Re:Zero Unseen Hand
Was looking for a rezero reference
Noice I thought I was the only one who thought of that
Now we know what *really* wiped out the mammoths
7:56 - 8:22 The history of my hair of this decade.
this dude literally wiped an entire army of death himself
Which shouldn’t be possible
Those Mammoth just wanted a hug
The dark peasant gives me pain vibes
I'm glad I found this channel.
Damn this guy just won’t DIE!!!
I like the sound of bones cracking in the morning
8:26
Dark Peasant: *dodge this you filthy casual*
4:20 to 4:44
Kratos is happy now
Mammoths: *fighting to each other*
Dark peasant: what's wrong with you guys, I'm over here!
The great old and dark one have ask for sacrifices...a lot of sacrifices
He is the Destroyer of Armies
Spoiler alert: Ice giants won ;) They can actually surround and pile drive him when there's enough of them and prevent him from doing the explosion thing. Clams can beat him too but it will destroy your framerate.
Nah dark peasant is stronger
Someone tried but it won it has a lot of hp
And they didn’t he just cut the videos
Dark peasent has really really high hp and doesn’t unit doesn’t deal to much damage to dark peasent
Dark peasant is the literal worst
Do you have a death wish or something?
Btw I'm pretty sure he got updated cuz last time he only body slammed one guy cuz that attack took a while to reload but now he bodies slams 5 people at a time and when i put him aganist present elves he yeeted the presents out the universe
Step aside nobles, Peasant coming through.
I can't stop watching these..
*All of these can be seen in an anime lmao*
Dark peasant:why u bullying me!?
Every gods: X(
Dark peasant coming out from mammoth like anime hero.
Alternate title: Dark Peasant having fun
If a 100 harpoons cant beat him, then no one could
Dark Peasant is more like DEATH HAND.
no clue what the part of the joke is
@@BrownSugarBobaIsBetter well.....GENOCIDE, just look the video no one survive dark peasant is OP as FUCK.
The Mammoths surrounded the dark peasant
Are the armies set up too far so Dark Peasant can attack early?
When you can you should do dark peasant vs. Saitama
Karma 224466 he already did that
Well shit
@@BearlyAnything do you have a link for that video?
Karma 224466 I don’t have the link but it was yesterday
How do you actually make every fight one sided, god damnit put them closer to each other
Damn even a Stampede could not defeat him
He do be throwing hands...
for extra mood play in the final from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Garra is that you 🤣
The mammoth part is the best
So basically a Diablo protagonist.
Can you spawn them closer next time because you really giving him the advantage of the other players.
why are the mammoths fighting with each other?😂
The dark peasant consumed by rage, destroyed everything and everyone in his path. Even an army of reapers couldn't kill him. He was shunned as an outcast as a peasant for being so weak. But now, they will pay. One day he will take on THE god. Shaggy.
マンモスのやつはナウシカのオウムの軍団みたいに見えるわ
Last battle didn't even end
i wonder you gonna make super peasent vs ARMIES
@DumpsEmpire you are the real deal..
All thanks to you I got my high balance fresh CC
This dude throwing hands
"You should have paid me more."
Conclusion : Ranged army has no change to win
1:08 it should've been on hub instead of youtube 🙄
Red is a monster
My guy literaly killed the personification of death 100 times
Nigga this man killed death 100 times over.
And that is how the mammoths went extinct
Snuffy will never go extinct
Dark peasant is the child of demon king and goddess.
He came from the deepest hell of hell
Damn even the grim reaper cannot kill dark peasant
When a peasant become a untouchable god
This reminds me when I went to have my analysis exam in university
Wide West sign now has name
Remember the og dark peasant
So that's how the mammoths died out.