Joey Diaz on ROASTING Matthew McConaughey with Ralphie May

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  • @MrAtaguas
    @MrAtaguas ปีที่แล้ว +166

    joey's got stories for days bro. Dude just spit out like 10 autobiographies in an hour lol

    • @akraeoth
      @akraeoth ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's making up stories

    • @5ivestar65
      @5ivestar65 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@akraeoth honestly more impressive if he makes them up lol, dude would be a genius author

    • @akraeoth
      @akraeoth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@5ivestar65 yeah he impressed me with his creativity

  • @vitamind2387
    @vitamind2387 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Joey always looking like he just stepped out of the shower

  • @andrewjohnson588
    @andrewjohnson588 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I really want to hear this story from McConaughey's perspective.

    • @ryang4059
      @ryang4059 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There isn’t one

    • @abcsorensen
      @abcsorensen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, didn't happen

    • @majordomo477
      @majordomo477 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abcsorensen did mcconaughey say this? This probably happened

    • @HeaRtllesSs
      @HeaRtllesSs ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's very specific to joke about, if you wanted to say a bs story you would make it less confirm-able

    • @claudiam2474
      @claudiam2474 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It never happened bro r u like 9

  • @seijunsejuki
    @seijunsejuki ปีที่แล้ว +32

    RIP Ralphie May. When I first moved to LA he was the first celebrity I saw, walking by my car outside of a laundromat with some very attractive woman. He must have weighed 400 lb and looked like he was about to keel over any minute, he was so much bigger in real life than he looked on TV and he looked huge on TV. He died soon after 😢

    • @vaulthunter6961
      @vaulthunter6961 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ralphie wasn't famous lmao he filled gaps when other comedians pulled out of shows. Celebrity lmfaooo made my day. 😂😂

    • @seijunsejuki
      @seijunsejuki ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vaulthunter6961 so are you serious or are you actually as stupid as your comment makes you seem? The guy was on TV a lot, had specials, every comic knows him, everyone who is even tangentially familiar with comedy as an art form knows who Ralphie May was, yeah dude, he's fucking famous. He may not have been Michael Jackson level famous, but he's a hell of a lot more famous than you or I. "LMAO"

    • @AngelRivera-de1lq
      @AngelRivera-de1lq ปีที่แล้ว

      Man must've been packing 8 inches at least

    • @robertnewton5343
      @robertnewton5343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@vaulthunter6961on some venues he was a pretty common regular. Solid comic but not as big as someone like Louis ck or course. Your high usage of emojis and lmao makes me see you may have a point, but still aren't too bright

    • @1coodude
      @1coodude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vaulthunter6961🤡

  • @adamcotton2121
    @adamcotton2121 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I could listen to Joey telling stories all day.

  • @JS-fg4mz
    @JS-fg4mz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    someone needs to get mathew mcconaughey and joey diaz together lol this story needs to be told again

  • @RoschetzkyPhotography
    @RoschetzkyPhotography ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I was just listening to ralphie may RIP

    • @NiVoMediaSolutions
      @NiVoMediaSolutions 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yea man i been listening to him a bunch this week.

  • @nb1916
    @nb1916 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That car he’s trying to describe was called the VW Thing lmao

    • @N1ckel
      @N1ckel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man deciphered it

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought it was a carmen ghia.

    • @1coodude
      @1coodude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤓

    • @willyoung4533
      @willyoung4533 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Volkswagen Karmann Ghia

    • @saascoachingacademy
      @saascoachingacademy หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or a Type 3 square back? Maybe a Karmann Ghia?

  • @IrwinM.Fletcher
    @IrwinM.Fletcher ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’d love to see Ralphie May play a set of Tennis.

    • @lachlanjohnsson7257
      @lachlanjohnsson7257 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you won't ever see that lol

    • @blake7871
      @blake7871 ปีที่แล้ว

      A set? Impossible. Maybe a game.

    • @davisjohnson7691
      @davisjohnson7691 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ralphie Mays been gone for years

  • @mr10ts
    @mr10ts ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I forgot about everyone on this podcast when Joey started talking

  • @memesjenkins2104
    @memesjenkins2104 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wonder if McConaughey knows it was ralphie busting his balls.

    • @JetlifeFCtwitch
      @JetlifeFCtwitch ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At the end he says they were smoking weed together I’m assuming ralphie told him after he threatened to fuck him up.🤣

  • @UsagiiYOO
    @UsagiiYOO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Plummer Park I think is the russian park he's talking about....inbetween the guitar center and santa monica blvd.

  • @trevorpowers6032
    @trevorpowers6032 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love this story, even though andrew looks like hitler youth

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blonde hair,blue eyes.but it does look like his barber skipped a few steps.

  • @zachmccabe7510
    @zachmccabe7510 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish inwas friends with Joey. I'd remember all the good times

  • @meghanamoroso718
    @meghanamoroso718 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ralphie was an Arkansas boy.

  • @marcowerner8739
    @marcowerner8739 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    VW KÜBELWAGEN you youngsters @1:03.

  • @ProudFudd
    @ProudFudd ปีที่แล้ว

    The car he is talking about may be a Karmann Ghia, or an early Scirocco? Cant be a van lol

  • @caddylover10
    @caddylover10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    VW Saciraco. Uncle Joey is a treasure.

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scirocco

    • @pikebishop8516
      @pikebishop8516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CoolAdam247 exactly, a wind from the Sahara which left his red dust residuals on cars not only the VW.

    • @dawicked2k8
      @dawicked2k8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joey knows cars, he used to sell Subarus

    • @joseesparza2364
      @joseesparza2364 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he meant a Squareback or a Thing.

  • @machamanos7466
    @machamanos7466 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ralphie is from Arkansas.

  • @PelonGamingHD
    @PelonGamingHD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Ralphie May rip

  • @brandonpayne2508
    @brandonpayne2508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So I don't think there's one person in the world that wouldn't want to hang out with Joey and Ralphie I mean 2 legends great story

  • @Philambbydamn1925
    @Philambbydamn1925 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ralphie is from Arkansas not Texas.

    • @hchwhat
      @hchwhat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He graduated high school in Texas

    • @caddylover10
      @caddylover10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Born in MS, lived in AR, and moved to Texas

    • @dgfresh95
      @dgfresh95 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao how you feel now 😂

    • @juanairbag
      @juanairbag ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caddylover10 he’s his own cousin.

  • @jesselyons8277
    @jesselyons8277 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need a movie about Joeys life.

  • @aldriel8274
    @aldriel8274 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ralphie was a great troll but just for the fun of it, he never meant to humiliate Mathew in any way, he was just a big boy fooling around living life and teasing people left and right for the biggest purpose that we all seek for in this life, to be happy and to have some big laughs while we're having the best time of our existence, because at 50 it stops.

  • @anceratliff2230
    @anceratliff2230 ปีที่แล้ว

    Btw Ralphie was born in tenn and raised up arkansas not texas

  • @knutt81
    @knutt81 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It was a Volkswagen Thing.🚗

  • @Benw3790
    @Benw3790 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MM taking bong rips!? So believe but also extremely surprising at the same time… lol. I just realized that. Maybe I smoked too much. 😂 but he seems like the biggest pothead on earth…While at the same time, making commercials against it. 😅

    • @Blashmack
      @Blashmack ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The dude was famous for playing bongos shirtless. It's the most obvious thing in the world that MM toked like hell. 😂

    • @StevelandCleamer
      @StevelandCleamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MM talked about it in detail on Drinkin’ Bros a while back

  • @JesseGarcia-r4j
    @JesseGarcia-r4j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What great story😂😂😂😂😂

  • @superboy305
    @superboy305 ปีที่แล้ว

    A fucking Treasure

  • @benclark1376
    @benclark1376 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bet Joey remembers being born.

  • @joseesparza2364
    @joseesparza2364 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Joey meant a VW Squareback.

  • @ajdahun
    @ajdahun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you so much for this follow up. I found Diaz's original clip years ago. I play it for everyone that comes to my house, even foreigners, telling them it's the funniest thing on TH-cam. Many, from overseas dunno who Ralphie was, so thereafter it's all his stand up. I always wanted to know what car Mattie was working on, seems it was a type 3. They came in wagon, fastback n sedan, aka notch'. Was probably a notch. Guy never struck me as a veedub guy.

  • @michaelsantoro170
    @michaelsantoro170 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trunk in the front. Not a beetle. Had two doors. Everyone who is saying Scirocco or Thing is wrong. The thing was a 4 door and the Scirocco was front engined. Hes talking about the type 3, 1600 squareback. 2 door, rear engined, front trunk. ITS NOT HARD PEOPLE

  • @seabasssimpson4547
    @seabasssimpson4547 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Scirocco!!!

  • @thethirdman
    @thethirdman ปีที่แล้ว

    He told it differently on the Church

  • @norf87
    @norf87 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mane I dont like I don't get to meet Ralphie 😢

  • @balboafightpicks4792
    @balboafightpicks4792 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Marisa Tomei doesn't have a sister.

  • @cole4649
    @cole4649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a texas tech fan I live all the hate he was spewing haha.

  • @NatSilva-gta5
    @NatSilva-gta5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:59

  • @Koz4concern
    @Koz4concern 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂 they’re talking bout Plummer park 😂😂😂
    Bunch of my Russian homies played tennis and sold weed there.. never heard it called Gorky park, so fitting 😂😂😂

  • @kingfrostLa
    @kingfrostLa ปีที่แล้ว

    Joet got 1000x. Story's he knows everything

  • @nightglancer9494
    @nightglancer9494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like they were just being hateful and everybody finds that funny

    • @doorhandledestroyer
      @doorhandledestroyer ปีที่แล้ว

      They were just trolling lmao and they became buddies at the end

  • @ot8479
    @ot8479 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shultz talks too much. The other guys should take over more often, his question are dumb! BUT GREAT STORY, totally LOVE DIAZ.

  • @georgeefthyvoulos5037
    @georgeefthyvoulos5037 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thing

  • @ryeguy4449
    @ryeguy4449 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    VW Thing is the car

  • @Leo_3-16
    @Leo_3-16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Schulz needs to drop the yes men from the pod make it more legit. They make this show unwatchable, the clips were a good idea after all

  • @mauriceortiz8817
    @mauriceortiz8817 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this story

  • @izzyocho66
    @izzyocho66 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Volkswagen fox

    • @rollastudent
      @rollastudent ปีที่แล้ว

      Was the Fox ever rear engined? It may have been a Type 4

  • @mmatalk3817
    @mmatalk3817 ปีที่แล้ว

    LEGENDARY

  • @1eljugo
    @1eljugo ปีที่แล้ว

    Notchback

  • @Assaultman0351
    @Assaultman0351 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    GTI

  • @nhjt6507
    @nhjt6507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    REDBAR’S watching

  • @Tipped-mod
    @Tipped-mod ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilarious

  • @jermen0468
    @jermen0468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow

  • @812skatetreflip
    @812skatetreflip ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VW Thing

  • @kickinon
    @kickinon ปีที่แล้ว +8

    andrews hair looks terrible. did he just watch peaky blinders for the first time?

  • @DoloresAquino-en4cv
    @DoloresAquino-en4cv ปีที่แล้ว

    Why hate on a mustache I don't get that

  • @mavg4271
    @mavg4271 ปีที่แล้ว

    'comedians'
    ........

    • @doorhandledestroyer
      @doorhandledestroyer ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnier than you will ever be

    • @RiaEkin598
      @RiaEkin598 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@doorhandledestroyeror you esquire