The fact that I'm watching a video about a video I already watched about videos I already watched makes me feel like I'm being far too irresponsible with my time.
I swear, Asmon is gonna be one of those guys that doctors always say are gonna die young, only for him to somehow live to 112 with his mind and body intact.
His dad started smoking and drinking at 5 and he still seems perfectly sharp. Considering that Zach beyond his degenerate lifestyle lives pretty cleanly, that may very well be the case.
@@JonnyCookunfortunately i don’t think so. asmon may be healthy, but he would never know, because he never goes to the doctor. at the very least you should be going twice a year.
Darwin has chosen that this particular arachne shalt live and giving birth to hundreds of little spiders, so that one day they might fill every corner of this house! 🏡😔
AG is a good example of someone who you dont always agree with, but you know it’s always in good faith. That’s a rare trait, and an example of someone who isn’t afraid to be vulnerable while being honest. Respect dude.
He's definitely afraid of feeling vulnerable, there is stuff he's definitely not comfortable sharing, it just so happens that he doesn't mind sharing quite a bit that might make others feel vulnerable. If you noticed one thing for example, talking about depression he's not comfortable with.
I think asmon is a humble guy with depression and poor self esteem. He's built an ideology in his head to avoid facing his own insecurities. I hope he someday starts taking care of himself. He's using the "I don't care what people think" as a scapegoat for him to not focus on his health especially now that he can afford it.
@@baconscoobysnacks3135classic example of a devouring mother. He adpred his mother which sounds nice on the surface but if you go deeper than that he's an example of what happens when a boy is too attached to their mother and fails to mature
To be fair though he did offload the final decision to others saying he's never been told he smells. It's quite likely he doesn't... people showering is no where near as related to smell as exercise or certain activity. He also says he is cold a lot, which means he probably doesn't sweat all that much.
Just found it funny he had to deflect to saying fat people smell. Completely unrelated. Some do some dont. But def has nothing to do with him and his food situation. Lulz
During the video: haha that's our guy. After video : *proceeds to tell the most depressing life he had, and it explains the reasons for his lifestyle choices*
exactly this. Those who get to know Zach immediately know why he is the way he is. It's not so "crazy" when you realize how deep the mental conditioning is that got him into this lifestyle and why he chooses to remain this way all the way up to this point in his life.
@@PeopleRTellingme 100%, that's why I keep following him. I agree a bit more with him than I disagree, but I always appreciate how authentic he seems.
42:04 funny thing about the "stop eating so much" I use to weigh 300 lbs ALL I DID was start walking everyday not even alot, and watched how much food I ate. Next thing I know I've lost 90 lbs in almost a year, lost so much weight some of my family started asking me if I was doing drugs
Asmongold is the modern-day Diogenes. He lives in squaller; he doesn't care about money despite being rich; he gives cynical and realistic takes on popular affairs.
@mehmeterciyas6844 the man is allowed to have opinions different then yours and I don't find Hassan and Destiny that bad. Iv seen way worse bread tubers who literally border on being committed into a mental hospital. (Same gose for the right but Hassan and Destiny are on the left hence what I said)
I wonder if that's the same one though cause it went from lemon lime to orange ... Certainly wouldn't suprise me if that's what happens when you leave it there for 6+ years!!
@@EMO1tachiNo, no. 'Repeatedly relying on the fumes of a dead rat cooking in the sun to wake yourself up' really is that bad. People living in poverty do a better job keeping their living areas clean than Asmongold the multi-millionaire. That is something he should feel genuine shame about.
My dad became a hoarder and rats moved in. There were some steroids that had been stashed in the house years earlier, the anabolic type. I went and checked on them, the rats had eaten them. I put out a rat trap and heard it go off, the rat was running around with the thing clamped on its neck. Huge freaking rat. I fully expected it to pry the trap off its neck and throw it at my face and talk some shit to me before fearlessly walking away.
Nex tthing you know some rat with an italian accennt is running after that roid rat convincing him to play a role in his movie adaptation about a Cimmerian barbarian, and the muscular rat responds in a very thik Austrian accent.
This is what sets him apart from the rest of the react people. He doesn’t skip ahead, doesn’t skip ad reads, and he stops the video most of the time to say his 2 cents and then continues instead of just talking over the video playing, then promotes the video and creators. Where most others will see a 40 min video and upload a 10 min “react” video. And move on to the next
Hell yeah, I saw this video when Oompaville posted it and I was hoping this would make its way to Asmongold. Almost everytime this happens, it cracks me up because inevitably Asmongold will interject in his reaction video that either things are worse than they're making it sound, or that the lore they dug up is just scratching the surface and that there's better stories, and in both cases he'll then proceed to horrify half his audience that didn't know and crack up the other half that either did know or at this point just aren't surprised anymore. I haven't even watched this video yet, but considering it's over twice the length of the original video, I think it's safe to say there'll be a lot of that in this video and I can't wait for it.
I dont think he quite realises what mold does to your health. Hes frog boiling himself saying his health is fine, and it might be now, but long term that stuff messes you up.
The message Zack tries to convey at the end is that we all spend a HUGE portion of our lives telling others AND ourselves "I am this" and "I am that." Giving ourselves titles and assigning an "identity" to ourselves. Currently Zack is going through a metamorphosis that transcends these compulsionary actions. We can see a similar journey underway with Jim Carry.
So basically what he said after the video was over: People treated him unworthy to be loved and feel valuable and he accepted it and stopped caring about himself and taking care of himself. Then also both parents were very sick and he realized there is an actual chance of both dying. His mom was endangered to be homeless and there was the experiene of actualy poverty and an existential fear of not surviving in this world. And after some time your brain just says "you know what, it's not worth it" and I know this moment in life and he just stopped caring. Now he kind of realized that there is still a way to go, but the surrender is a habit of his daily life and he's constantly contemplating if it is worth to start caring again in small parts. In my opinion it's tragic, because it shows what happens to a person if he doesn't feel valuable as a human being. Every person has a value and the potential to be loved and love others, but sometimes the pain and the suffering makes you doubt it. I think a lot of people can connect with this because sometimes life is just tragic and Zack is confident enough to accept and display this horrible development and not trying to be the winner here. But I still wish him to heal mentally and physically.
Nah he’s natural born weirdo with antisocial personality traits (like I mean the actual definition of antisocial). People treated him how he was. It took him until adulthood to figure out that acting like a psychopath and having no empathy is abnormal. Don’t pretend like there aren’t millions of people with 100x worse childhoods who don’t do any of the weirdo shit he does.
@@pricklycatsssI wouldn’t say he lacks empathy. He was essentially a home nurse for his mother for almost his entire life, which is probably the biggest reason he is what he is. It’s tragic honestly it’s partially why he hasn’t cleaned his house as that would be him washing away the last of his mom. Probably the only person he’s ever been truly close with besides his dad
I'm glad that Asmon legit made it out of the mud. Just hearing how badly his circumstances were that he just stopped taking care of himself mirror a lot how I grew up as well and that shit was depressing.
@@valtercoccofitness7528 exactly and they hate that he doesn't need and even doesn't even partially want the money. So besides being successful, he is taking away what they think they could have had😂
If Asmon cleans his house, he probably feels like he's cleaning away his whole life and all of his memories. It's comfortable because he can pretend everything is the same as it always was.
This is exactly how I’ve saw it for a while now .. he doesn’t want to lose everything around him like his memories because then he’d have to accept things have changed and moved and the past is in the past .. I could be completely wrong but I’d imagine doing something like this if god forbid I lost my fiancé or my grandparents .. I’d wanna remain in the space with most of our memories and live that way without change. Might not be healthy but it’s the truth
yes but it's a normal part of growing up and developing as a human being, i feel sad for him not recognizing that despite him being a voice of reason in a lot of circumstances or maybe he does recognize it but there is too much internal trauma involved for him to act on it
These points are actually evident in his session with Dr. K. You can say it was from his past traumas, but anxiety could be the reason too. We all feel insecure at some point in life and I'm pretty sure he notices it 100%. All i can say is that if he's fine with it, then it's all good. It's for his well-being anyway. No pressure.. Be yourself.
I'm 55 and I fell into the Asmongold Rabbit hole this year... oddly I was a huge WoW player (raided with Exodus 2007-2009) and at the time never heard of the guy, but now I get a huge kick out of his wow analogies.
@@cartoonhead9222wings is fat but as far as obese people go he's pretty intact. I think blade is definitely the answer though, it's astounding he's still alive.
See the problem is that we get used to our own smell, and when you have a poor sense of smell to begin with, "I don't shower but I do NOT smell" probably isn't the best hill to die on.
I believe that in the video, in which Miz and Emi went to his house, both admitted to him not having a bad odour. i think Emiru said he, and the house, has an "old people smell"
Remember this: Everytime someone calls Asmongold "disgusting", they reaffirm Zack's belief that he's an animal that doesn't deserve any better. There are people in his life that would likely have a difficult time if he were to pass away early due to a lack of self-care. But it can take a lot of time and directed effort to change the learned responses we acquire when growing up, especially if those behaviours don't seem to harm others.
I remember someone asking him to spend a little of his fortune on things that concern his health, like paying someone to clean his house or buy a good mattress, he declined and said he likes how things are, I feel he has some kind of peter pan problem trying to make things stay the same for ever.
@@arthuralmeida6049 He finally ended up getting coerced by friends to buy a new mattress! It's a small achievement but they actually got the dude to listen and change something in his life for once lol. Honestly even after he did a clean out of his room at its peak worst state, people still go out of their way to whip out pictures that are years old just to ridicule him. I think having a hoarder parent meant lower standards were set for what tidiness means, and the personal consequences for not deep cleaning weren't enough to push adult Asmon to behave otherwise ― afterall, we don't engage in behaviours just because there's an objectively "good" reason to do it. Him looking at his family history and making a point to stay away from any substance use and overeating is kind of a good example of him being genuinely averse to harmful habits because he's felt their negative impact and fears it.
this is the first video from him that i watched, i only watched stuff about him before and i think that he is trolling sometimes. (when he talked about growing scales and putting "oil" in his car at around 40:00 - 50:00 ) is that a reoccuring coping mechanism?
don't forget his ex/gf 'forcing' him to shower and he's upset about it because he has to change his clothes when he showers so has to do laundry.... meaning he doesn't shower or change his clothes. ☠ Yeah you stink bro LMAO
Never stop posting Asmon. For all the supposed haters there's one million of us who are normal ppl that look forward to your videos after coming back from work. Don't ever think that the hate overshadows the good will you have with all of us.
the only problem with the cluster that i KNOW of... is that sometimes if you dont finish your drinks they get moldy, like tea etc, then when you go to grab your new drink you spill your old one onto your keyboard / resting area
Myth #4: Cockroaches are clean. They are known for carrying over 33 different strains of bacteria, parasitic worms, and human pathogens. Needless to say if you see any signs of a cockroach infestation, quickly take control of the situation.
Maybe regular starving house roaches are like that, but if you have a pet roach that has options to care about itself - it's pretty decent, and it hates when people touch it because they're fat.
Asmongold is a character tho. To me it appears as if this Asmongold character is what Zach wants to be it's basically the gigachad idealized character Zach tries to be.
@@DOOM.Fi3nd I’m sorry. I meant the loud, always happy, always positive characters. I’m sure Asmon isn’t this exact person irl but he sure doesn’t act like most of the other people I see in the space. I have been wrong before..
@@DOOM.Fi3ndAsmon is just zack online, if ur in ur early to mid 30s now u probably understand it's not a act it's more just a turned up and less filtered version of yourself
i’ve literally just discovered you, but there’s just something about you Zack. The earnestness - what we brits would call being ‘down to earth’; your genuine-ness; your lack of ego or pretence or front; your honesty; the fact that you doesn’t front, show off or boast. You seems like a genuine, real, decent, ordinary, normal person - warts and all. You seems a really genuine, cool, chill person - and I find that so refreshing in our artificial, influencer’ algorithmic world. You’re simple and you’re cool, without any ‘dressing it up’ or artificiality.
He's like one of the guys you have in your circle or maybe know as a work acquaintance. Many youtubers have this creepy vibe about them where you know that they are mostly putting on a show pretending to be nice and then they eventually just completely self-implode getting caught doing borderline evil stuff. Asmon knows that he rubs some people the wrong way by how unfiltered and direct he is in his commentary, but I never get that creepy vibe from him.
Please, Asmond, fix up your childhood house because I never got the chance to fix mine. It was taken from me by my siblings despite living there for the past 30 years.
Your Amber Herd vs. JD trial is what eventually made me subscribe - and the video you made outside in your backyard about the passing of your mom, made me realize you truly do have a good heart. Still here to this day.
That's unironically true because I also hadn''t brushed teeth for a long time up until my early 20s and only regularly began brushing two times a day when 25. But because I was too poor to afford soda and candies for the most of my life, my teeth, while still had lots of holes have never fallen out. As 29 yo I still have all my teeth in place nothing in lose. Could be just luck or genetics but still.
I literally never watched a single video of yours and never heard of you until about 2 weeks ago. Now I’m hooked and watching countless Asmongold vids haha.😂
I've heard humans aren't able to react to the sense of smell while asleep. That's a big reason we have fire alarms, bc we can't smell them in our sleep.
@@danedi2951i don't wanna dispute what you said at all, but wanted to add that in my family there's a few of us who do wake up because of smells, but also we have big issues with sleep in general, so that might play a role (and if there was a fire i might wake up because of the smell but still too late to do anything useful about it so definitely need a fire alarm anyway)
He's literally me. Except that I didn't struck gold with streaming, videos, crypto or anything really I live off social assistance. I am almost 30 in a few months with no career or real skills worth beyond min wage. Pretty sure I'll end up in the streets and if that happens I am going to stand in lava.
Asmon suffers from a hoarder syndrome, its a mental block of that keeps him from changing the house to anything from how it was when his mom was alive. If he changed it, it would probably make him feel like his mom is truly gone, and he can't emotionally deal with that.
Found you a couple months ago on TH-cam, now a huge fan. Great conversational skills. You're like your older brother's one friend who seems to know everything about every topic before we had the internet and who's opinion had a finality to it.
People use him for content just as Asmon uses others for his ... simple. :) Asmon makes it easy being a literal enigma. In any other time in history, Asmon would be useless as a man. But in this day and age, he makes millions and enjoys every second of it. It is interesting for sure.
Honestly, Asmon, I do not think you're "ugly". As a straight woman, I find you to be fairly physically attractive. Like Johnny Depp hot, no. But ugly? Hell no. Not even close. You're funny, too, which is a plus. And you're intelligent and not afraid to speak your mind. You look better now than you did when you were younger, sure. A lot of us were goofy looking as teens/early adults lol. You have aged well.
I wouldn't call him conventionally attractive myself. I've seen some really ugly dudes. He's an average looking guy and there's nothing wrong with that.
I feel like the overall structure of his face i really good, I genuinely always thought he looked handsome. I think he might have the kind of face that actually looks better on camera.
Funny how Zack can simultaneously be one of the smartest people on this Earth and one of the dumbest, his morals and psychologies are wise, while his knowledge on personal hygiene leave to be desired.
He lives by himself and rarely leaves his home, that generally leaves him with little to no experience on how hygiene effects himself and others. It’s the same thing with his opinion on fashion in an earlier video. He is indeed an analytical person but he needs data to analyze things and that is data he is lacking. I would know, because I’ve suffered in similar ways.
One of the smartest people on earth? What a crazy statement. Not even close. He's only a generally reasonable guy with average intelligence and knowledge lol
24:40 The reason I respect this guy. The way he isn't defensive about his thoughts is amazing. "Oh! You're right" is a reaction almost no one is capable of having. Especially successful people.
40:04 Asmon I'm not fat because I eat a lot of food. I actually only eat one small meal a day, I have a hard time finishing a regular size ham sandwich. I eat maybe 800 calories a day. Then I get home and drink 20 beers. Its a mystery how I'm still overweight despite eating so little
13:51 OMG Asmoception, Asmon reacting to a reaction video of Asmon in which there is a Asmon reaction video of Asmon reacting to Asmon..... freaking GOLD
I saw the video when it was uploaded, and I saw in the top comments someone saying he can't wait for asmongolds 2 hour long dissection.... and look where we are 😂😂
You rarely ever have just one rat. There's the one you're seeing and its few dozen hidden friends. He probably has them running around between walls in this moment.
I always hear people say if you see one big roach that’s just a tourist but if you see little ones that’s an infestation. Maybe it works like that with rats? I’m not taking either one for a roommate anytime soon I can tell you that much
I just found his channel random, about a week or two, ago. I’ve yet to see any reason to dislike him. At Al. He’s articulate, and brings a pretty fair and balanced approach.. at least from the videos I’ve seen
Honestly no he does have a point with the dandruff issue. A reason a lot of people have dandruff is a combination of ph levels being off and using too much product in your hair and having it accumulate on your scalp. It’s why apple cider vinegar soap works so well for dandruff because it changes the ph level of your scalp
the moment I’ve been waiting for! 😂 if only he had the podcast info with your dad! by the way, one of the comments on oompa’s channel was: “I can’t wait for asmongold’s 4 hour reaction” 😂 you almost made it
1:16:03 Yes, you have a mirror, but your inner CMOS sensor is broken. So having a mirror doesn't mean anything. When people give you malicious feedbacks for years it causes the same thing as when a camera sensor melt from direct sunlight.
Yeah dude. The money doesn't matter. People are missing something crucial. You know what probably mattered to him the most? His fucking mom dude. His friends. Friends that actually mean something to him. And probably asmon matters to them too. Outside of financial aspects. Of course money matters but there's bigger and better things dude. I know he misses his fucking mom. I'd miss mine dude. That's like my best friend most days dude.
Asmon is a gamer. Therefore uses gamer logic. He just likes looking at the number go up as he keeps playing the game. If he needs a new item to progress in the game he gets one. Otherwise it's just in game currency. He just throws his health potions in a chest. Asmon is just a gamer. I don't know why it's surprising.
@@Monkey-gr5ni he literally opened the video mentioning streamers that people have commented on either their health or hygiene.....my brother in Christ, seethe and cope
Oof I'm sorry 😣 It happened to my mom a while back, and she usually doesnt react to pain at all, but the kidney stone was one of the worst pains she had ever experienced. I hope it passes soon for you! 😊
12:40 Norwegian here, luckily not directly affected by Anders Brevik's mass shooting. However, I still think that's a time where the police and special forces seriously messed up big time. Brevik had called in a week or two prior to the event happening, reporting himself and his plans as well as his reasoning/goal. Instead of taking this threat seriously, the officer's superior just told her it was likely just a fake phone call and to ignore it, not even bother even remotely looking into the threat. Then on the day that the event took place, Brevik repeatedly called the police - if I'm not mistaken - both on his way to the island the mass shooting took place, as well as on the island. Brevik WANTED to be caught, which was why he gave the police ample opportunities to stop him from enacting his plan, and from continuing to shoot people when he was on the island, but the police took well over 1 hour to get to the island due to a series of issues like miscommunication and thinking it had to be more than a single person involved, and lack of preparedness. They could have been at the island within 20 minutes or less, and could have stopped him from shooting more than one or two people, but because of the previously mentioned stuff, he got to continue his shooting spree only interrupted by him repeatedly calling the police - and often failing to get through due to overtaxed phone lines - and attempting to negotiate his surrender to the police. Once the police finally did come, he surrendered himself peacefully without a single bullet being shot from either side, and I think he incredulously asked why it took them so long to show up, that he'd expected them a long time ago.
@@ThunderSenhere in the uk if your being attacked the police will take awhile to come and you’ve been badly hurt. If you defend yourself and the police arrive later on and the assaulted is hurt you will be arrested.
All Asmon needs is to hire people to do a deep clean of his house and maybe a bit of renovation, surely can't be healthy living with feces, mold, bugs etc.
And he talks about it like it’s totally normal. Really, it’s actually incredibly sad. He has little self esteem, is definitely depressed, antisocial, and regularly disassociates and heavily downplays it to cope. Likely, he has been for most of his life so he barely knows the difference. I’m not one to criticize how he lives. In fact, I relate to it him a lot, but it makes me really sad for him.
Literally the realest one on TH-cam. There’s some things about this dude I can actually relate to as a real human being with weird ass struggles that no one else could understand. He just owns all of it and I’m like 😮😮😮 insane. I love this. Incredible.
I watch asmon because there really is something magical about this man. Hes like if the person i was in junior high never changed. Now im an electrical engineer working in ic design with a girlfriend of almost 4 years living a life of ups and downs grappling with adulthood Im happy, but asmon embodies a part of me that sits in a recess of my mind. Abandon my professionalism, abandon responsibility, devolve into what i once was. Of course thats not an option, you cant choose to live like asmon its not a choice we're given. But what a life, it puts me in touch with that shadow of my former self
I love how he told 90% of these stories so many times he can speedrun getting all the info out and we learn some 10% insane new thing as he remembers them. He looks like a skyrim mask not a horse.
It's wild to imagine that there could be a universe out there where Asmon followed through with being a lawyer and he could have represented either Amber or Johnny.
It's crazy to think it all started when I watched a guide on how to get raid achievements after returning to the game in 2013/2014. An old friend had gifted me the game and a month of game time for the Recruit-A-Friend program because I didn’t have my own account, having played on my brother’s account for so long. I remember seeing a video where Asmon mentioned he was also live on Twitch. He had around 200 viewers at most, hanging out in his garrison and doing random stuff with McConnell. And here we are today.
To me... the reason he is successful, not only cause he is funny but specially cause us men love to have this carefree, the freedom, the ultimate ability of not giving a phuck to anything and to nobody. He is the enbodiment of that. The happiness of enjoying what he does and talking about it proudly. We all have a little of Asmon on our lives and persona. That piece of our youth that we never get tired of rewatching, revisiting, feeling... In the end, its ur life and "it is what it is..."
True. I also just lay down sometimes, stuff my ass with junk and soda and barely move. But i do clean my room. The bigger, more "can rot, will smell" stuff goes daily, stuff like paper, cardboard and so on stays until weekend. And no i dont keep roaches. I got a cat.
I'll actually have a bit of a dissenting opinion about that. I mostly agree with where you are coming from, but he was also a large burden on his parents in his youth. The sadness and stress he must have cause them, and they caused him in return, shouldn't be overlooked. He seems to have a good relationship with those 2 now, but he admitted he resented them. Them being divorced must have caused a lot of problems for him. When it comes down to it, the reason he is successful has a lot to do with him having an above average IQ. If his IQ were in the 80's or low 90's, I very very much doubt anything positive would have happened in his life. At least not nearly to the extent at which it is now. Like being business savvy for example.
"I don't smell bad" yes you do. No one goes months without showering, and living the way he does, without smelling. He probably doesn't register the smell because he lives in it. He definitely smells bad.
I used to live in an arguably worse type of environment. The only time I could smell it was when I left for awhile and came back. I couldn't smell it on myself while I was away but other people did. But my mind was in a very dark place and the only thing I really cared about was having greasy hair. This dude needs to get out the house. I'm still kinda messy but it's NOTHING compared to back then lol
As hard as it may be for some people to believe, there's some truth to what Asmon said about "recalibrating" his body and his shower habits. While it's not like you'd never get oily or whatever again, depending on how often you shower definitely affects the rate at which your skin produces oil and how quickly your scalp can get dry and whatnot. I'd dated a girl that was obsessive about taking showers 2 to 3 times a day and claimed her face would get oily if she didn't, and it started happening only like 6-8 hours after her last shower, so she'd need to shower again.. And it was actually true. She could wipe a napkin on her forehead and you could visibly see it. If you find yourself in harsh enough circumstance that showers just literally aren't available for periods of time, or isn't a consistent thing you have access to, eventually you'll find it really does "recalibrate" your body, it's like your body adjusts to "knowing" that you aren't expecting to be doused in water like clockwork at whatever specific interval. Or at least spacing out the intervals. The same ex and I went through this, and she basically went from getting "oily" after 6-8 hours, to like every ~3rd day or so. It also depends on your environment. If you're outdoors and moving a lot, it's obviously going to cause you to sweat.. Or just being fat, as Asmon mentioned. And it can be pretty gross to let that just dry up on you and repeat over and over while it builds up. But if you're indoors and live a very sedentary lifestyle, you're not sweating often.. And granted your house isn't dirty, so we're kinda speaking generally and outside of Asmon now, but there isn't much that contributes to your body "getting dirty" beyond biologically what your body is producing, and I just specified in the specific instance of not sweating.. I'm obviously not saying that means there's NO need to shower, ever, just that it isn't as absurd or unreasonable to go a day, or even two, if you're like mentally comfortable with it more than anything. One of the several unexpected wonders of things you discover or knowledge you gain when you've fallen on hard times..
They have a good strat going. Zack streams on twitch without ads and that entices more people to watch (definitely the reason why I have his stream open in a tab 24/7) and his amazing editors crop the best parts for TH-cam in case you missed the entertainment.
@@minnesotasquad It's great because sometimes he is playing or talking about something I'm not interested in so I just watch other stuff on TH-cam. Eventually Asmon will pull me back in to binge the content I am interested in. It really is (Asmongold) "TV" because I only watch the programs that I want to. Also, I'm from Minnesota too. What's up "minnesotasquad?" haha
Lmao, when you said “You think I’m above making content about other peoples trauma?! That’s why I’m here!! WADAYA EXPEK!!“ you sounded like Bill Burr, that made my day
It’s interesting to hear Asmond talk about his money… I had a job (before health retired me) where I was making nearly 6-digits a year. I went from +30k job to a nearly $100k job, very close to it. I had a TON of extra money that I didn’t know what to do with, so I just put it away, saved it, stored it up… had no other purpose for it. I understand where he’s coming from. I had enough money to pay CASH for a house - I didn’t, but I could of. It’s nice to have the money there as it provides you with a sense of safety and security, as you have that money there should something happen - as it did for me. I had that money there to pay in cash for all my medical needs. Am I broke now? Yes. Im back to a $30k type of job now. But I’m HAPPY and well - all that matters. I feel you Asmond. Good on you. Don’t ever change, friend.
The fact that I'm watching a video about a video I already watched about videos I already watched makes me feel like I'm being far too irresponsible with my time.
Yes but we both knew we were watching the reaction to oompaville when this vid came out
Same
But feels good don't it
you are not alone....
Recognize it, accept it and embrace it. Don't worry too much about "wasted" time.
I swear, Asmon is gonna be one of those guys that doctors always say are gonna die young, only for him to somehow live to 112 with his mind and body intact.
His dad started smoking and drinking at 5 and he still seems perfectly sharp. Considering that Zach beyond his degenerate lifestyle lives pretty cleanly, that may very well be the case.
Or you just jinxed it
@@JonnyCookunfortunately i don’t think so. asmon may be healthy, but he would never know, because he never goes to the doctor. at the very least you should be going twice a year.
@@gavingibson8965 He’s still in his early 30s. He doesn’t need to go to the doctors twice a year unless he’s experiencing worrisome symptoms.
neither his mind nor his body are okay even now but he probably will exist until he’s absolutely ancient
45 mins to 1hr 44mins. Those are rookie numbers
gt live would turn 45 mins into 3-4 hours XD
*popping on the chest multiple times "MhhMhm .... mhhHmm ...
I was thinking about the same and then you said it.
Old asmon would make it 3 hours
imdontai woulda turned that into 5 hours
Bro Im crying. "I tried to cut a spider the size of my palm in half and it got away so I let it live. Natural selection."
based
As an arachnophobe, this makes me more concerned
Leave the spider alone homies
@@sparki420 Big spiders can smell concern.
Darwin has chosen that this particular arachne shalt live and giving birth to hundreds of little spiders, so that one day they might fill every corner of this house! 🏡😔
AG is a good example of someone who you dont always agree with, but you know it’s always in good faith. That’s a rare trait, and an example of someone who isn’t afraid to be vulnerable while being honest. Respect dude.
He's definitely afraid of feeling vulnerable, there is stuff he's definitely not comfortable sharing, it just so happens that he doesn't mind sharing quite a bit that might make others feel vulnerable. If you noticed one thing for example, talking about depression he's not comfortable with.
Yh I got nothing in common with as, different age, place, never even played WoW... But something always makes me smile when I watch his ramblings.
I think asmon is a humble guy with depression and poor self esteem. He's built an ideology in his head to avoid facing his own insecurities. I hope he someday starts taking care of himself. He's using the "I don't care what people think" as a scapegoat for him to not focus on his health especially now that he can afford it.
The bot has come, and I'm here to find the truth
@@baconscoobysnacks3135classic example of a devouring mother. He adpred his mother which sounds nice on the surface but if you go deeper than that he's an example of what happens when a boy is too attached to their mother and fails to mature
Someone once wrote on our Russian-language forum: “If Asmongold films himself mowing the lawn, millions will still watch it.” I agree completely.
yeah I believe that.
Absolutely. Asmongold doing house upkeep? Fire video
@@CiPhEr505lol
I wanna see that.
@@CiPhEr505 thats the only thing i;m looking forward to. His personality grew too annoying for me
_“I can hear the soda.”_
_”I can hear which one is the right one.”_
My all time favorite Asmon quote.
he says he can smell it, he cant even tell the difference between them. he has the tastebuds of a smoker
Dude the fizz tho
Asmon: I am the soda
That’s frightening
hahahaha Thats hilarious
so Asmongold got more money from the amber heard trial than amber heard herself...flipping gold
"I dont smell bad"
later: "I dont have a sense of smell"
Well... I guess he stands corrected then shit.
I can smell difference between diet and regular soda
To be fair though he did offload the final decision to others saying he's never been told he smells. It's quite likely he doesn't... people showering is no where near as related to smell as exercise or certain activity. He also says he is cold a lot, which means he probably doesn't sweat all that much.
Or touch or sharp eyesight and deaf in one ear and cant hear out of the other...rofl😂😂
Just found it funny he had to deflect to saying fat people smell. Completely unrelated. Some do some dont. But def has nothing to do with him and his food situation. Lulz
During the video: haha that's our guy.
After video : *proceeds to tell the most depressing life he had, and it explains the reasons for his lifestyle choices*
exactly this. Those who get to know Zach immediately know why he is the way he is. It's not so "crazy" when you realize how deep the mental conditioning is that got him into this lifestyle and why he chooses to remain this way all the way up to this point in his life.
What happened to him?
@@Rudra1377 Life happened to him.
Sometimes shit happens
fucking made me cry
Life lesson...it's impossible to insult a man who will own whatever you throw at him
I don’t always agree with him, but this dude is as real as it gets in an environment flooded with phonies.
Exactly. He is self-aware and has the steel to tell the world.
@@PeopleRTellingme 100%, that's why I keep following him. I agree a bit more with him than I disagree, but I always appreciate how authentic he seems.
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I bet you have t d s and multiple pronouns 😂
42:04 funny thing about the "stop eating so much" I use to weigh 300 lbs ALL I DID was start walking everyday not even alot, and watched how much food I ate. Next thing I know I've lost 90 lbs in almost a year, lost so much weight some of my family started asking me if I was doing drugs
Asmongold is the modern-day Diogenes. He lives in squaller; he doesn't care about money despite being rich; he gives cynical and realistic takes on popular affairs.
Unless the takes are about how hard streaming is
@FullmentalAlcoomist a lot of his takes about streaming are delusional, and he always defends other streamers like hasan, destiny no matter what
Didn't defend them lol cry@@mehmeterciyas6844
@mehmeterciyas6844 the man is allowed to have opinions different then yours and I don't find Hassan and Destiny that bad. Iv seen way worse bread tubers who literally border on being committed into a mental hospital. (Same gose for the right but Hassan and Destiny are on the left hence what I said)
Squaller?
Asmon revealing he still had that same Gatorade bottle in the same place was somehow the only thing to surprise me in this.
I wonder if that's the same one though cause it went from lemon lime to orange ... Certainly wouldn't suprise me if that's what happens when you leave it there for 6+ years!!
@@topspot4834 Yeah im pretty sure it just darkened with time, especially since theres a window there
@@ZeallustImmortal It's piss
@@marcespinoza6068 could be
@@topspot4834 It is. Damn, so many new people got in here huh
The decaying shower curtain and dead rat alarm clock is one of the most abhorrent things ive ever heard
It's not even that bad
Its funny af though because everyone just swallows hook,line and sinker.....
@@EMO1tachiNo, no. 'Repeatedly relying on the fumes of a dead rat cooking in the sun to wake yourself up' really is that bad. People living in poverty do a better job keeping their living areas clean than Asmongold the multi-millionaire. That is something he should feel genuine shame about.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO stopp xDDDDDDDDDDDD xDDDDDDDDDD
Yall never been to the flop house/trap huh?
My dad became a hoarder and rats moved in. There were some steroids that had been stashed in the house years earlier, the anabolic type. I went and checked on them, the rats had eaten them. I put out a rat trap and heard it go off, the rat was running around with the thing clamped on its neck. Huge freaking rat. I fully expected it to pry the trap off its neck and throw it at my face and talk some shit to me before fearlessly walking away.
Nex tthing you know some rat with an italian accennt is running after that roid rat convincing him to play a role in his movie adaptation about a Cimmerian barbarian, and the muscular rat responds in a very thik Austrian accent.
That sounds 🌈
Wasn’t that a plot in American Dad?
I love how Oompaville has figured out the loophole to getting Asmon to do a podcast/interview with him. Well played, Sir!
Facts
That's right!
He Choose to do it! It's one of the things people like most about him. His reasonableness is the key to his 'perceived authenticity
"Someone made a 40 minute video about me!"
"Well boys, time to turn that into an hour and 40 minute reaction clip! "
omg hilarious
Ye bro and they say the videos arent transformative enuff
that's so true, but i don't mind it because unlike others, asmon doesn't shy to keep his mind out. even if it's about his own hypocrisy or mistakes.
This is what sets him apart from the rest of the react people. He doesn’t skip ahead, doesn’t skip ad reads, and he stops the video most of the time to say his 2 cents and then continues instead of just talking over the video playing, then promotes the video and creators. Where most others will see a 40 min video and upload a 10 min “react” video. And move on to the next
Hell yeah, I saw this video when Oompaville posted it and I was hoping this would make its way to Asmongold. Almost everytime this happens, it cracks me up because inevitably Asmongold will interject in his reaction video that either things are worse than they're making it sound, or that the lore they dug up is just scratching the surface and that there's better stories, and in both cases he'll then proceed to horrify half his audience that didn't know and crack up the other half that either did know or at this point just aren't surprised anymore.
I haven't even watched this video yet, but considering it's over twice the length of the original video, I think it's safe to say there'll be a lot of that in this video and I can't wait for it.
1:07 "my teeth were rotting out at 21. Thats just what happened. Thats just how it is. Not much can be done about that" holy fucking shit dude
"I ignored the problem and the teeth went away"
That giant spider that was spared is the only reason he has not been consumed by insects.
Exactly, that spider didn't get that big on its own. It's been feasting on roaches.
Why would the insects consume one of their own ?
the spider is asmon's stand
Spiders are predatory arachnids and typically live where they have access to a food source asmon a real homie for feeding the spider @fin4314
@@fin4314 thats like asking why humans, mammals eat cows, mammals.
I dont think he quite realises what mold does to your health. Hes frog boiling himself saying his health is fine, and it might be now, but long term that stuff messes you up.
True. I just have a feeling if that day comes, Asmon will simply say he lived the life he chose.
It's possible it's become part of his internal ecosystem.
When you live in for so long, you either get sick or the body adapts and it becomes the normal
@@Fuice1mold? I am the mold.
You speak from experience, or second handed down knowledge? ;)
The message Zack tries to convey at the end is that we all spend a HUGE portion of our lives telling others AND ourselves "I am this" and "I am that." Giving ourselves titles and assigning an "identity" to ourselves. Currently Zack is going through a metamorphosis that transcends these compulsionary actions. We can see a similar journey underway with Jim Carry.
Recognizing you are not your ego, your things, your thoughts or opinions.
Dude seriously, this is why I don't wipe😊
“I ignored the problem and the teeth went away” is poetry tbh. 😂
So basically what he said after the video was over:
People treated him unworthy to be loved and feel valuable and he accepted it and stopped caring about himself and taking care of himself.
Then also both parents were very sick and he realized there is an actual chance of both dying.
His mom was endangered to be homeless and there was the experiene of actualy poverty and an existential fear of not surviving in this world.
And after some time your brain just says "you know what, it's not worth it" and I know this moment in life and he just stopped caring.
Now he kind of realized that there is still a way to go, but the surrender is a habit of his daily life and he's constantly contemplating if it is worth to start caring again in small parts.
In my opinion it's tragic, because it shows what happens to a person if he doesn't feel valuable as a human being.
Every person has a value and the potential to be loved and love others, but sometimes the pain and the suffering makes you doubt it.
I think a lot of people can connect with this because sometimes life is just tragic and Zack is confident enough to accept and display this horrible development and not trying to be the winner here. But I still wish him to heal mentally and physically.
I wanted to click it, like it, like many times, to show how much I agree. YT is disappointing in that.
Nah he’s natural born weirdo with antisocial personality traits (like I mean the actual definition of antisocial). People treated him how he was. It took him until adulthood to figure out that acting like a psychopath and having no empathy is abnormal. Don’t pretend like there aren’t millions of people with 100x worse childhoods who don’t do any of the weirdo shit he does.
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@@pricklycatssscope
@@pricklycatsssI wouldn’t say he lacks empathy. He was essentially a home nurse for his mother for almost his entire life, which is probably the biggest reason he is what he is. It’s tragic honestly it’s partially why he hasn’t cleaned his house as that would be him washing away the last of his mom. Probably the only person he’s ever been truly close with besides his dad
I'm glad that Asmon legit made it out of the mud. Just hearing how badly his circumstances were that he just stopped taking care of himself mirror a lot how I grew up as well and that shit was depressing.
"Learning to let go of yourself is a pretty hard thig to do."
That hits hard man.
I dont really understand, why do people hate on Asmon? He's funny, chill, and has good neutral takes on most things.
Most likely jealousy of his success.
@@valtercoccofitness7528 exactly and they hate that he doesn't need and even doesn't even partially want the money.
So besides being successful, he is taking away what they think they could have had😂
Yeh and he never bought drugs...not once
If Asmon cleans his house, he probably feels like he's cleaning away his whole life and all of his memories. It's comfortable because he can pretend everything is the same as it always was.
This is exactly how I’ve saw it for a while now .. he doesn’t want to lose everything around him like his memories because then he’d have to accept things have changed and moved and the past is in the past .. I could be completely wrong but I’d imagine doing something like this if god forbid I lost my fiancé or my grandparents .. I’d wanna remain in the space with most of our memories and live that way without change. Might not be healthy but it’s the truth
yes but it's a normal part of growing up and developing as a human being, i feel sad for him not recognizing that despite him being a voice of reason in a lot of circumstances or maybe he does recognize it but there is too much internal trauma involved for him to act on it
These points are actually evident in his session with Dr. K. You can say it was from his past traumas, but anxiety could be the reason too. We all feel insecure at some point in life and I'm pretty sure he notices it 100%. All i can say is that if he's fine with it, then it's all good. It's for his well-being anyway. No pressure.. Be yourself.
Anorak the all knowing.
@@lain5782 dr k mentioned RAHHH
I'm 55 and I fell into the Asmongold Rabbit hole this year... oddly I was a huge WoW player (raided with Exodus 2007-2009) and at the time never heard of the guy, but now I get a huge kick out of his wow analogies.
Same lol
I love how he will break down life lessons in wow raid examples.
I enjoy watching his transmog contests despite only ever playing a 1 week demo of WoW. The players are really creative and the vibes are really fun
@@gogos1234567890 same but i never played wow😅
Ah Ysondre, those were the days. (Justice 4 Ulduar)
If Asmongold is nominated for least healthy streamer, Nikocado Avocado would like a word
If we include mental health, then it's Destiny.
@@butcherjsy8I think overall still goes to Boogie or Tipster lol
WingsOfRedemption? OnlyUseMeBlade?
Nick doesn't stream though. Onlyusemeblade is definitely the title holder for streamers.
@@cartoonhead9222wings is fat but as far as obese people go he's pretty intact. I think blade is definitely the answer though, it's astounding he's still alive.
"Nothing wrong with living like this"
"I was passing out from the pain of my teeth rotting out of my head"
Currently got a cracked molar and the pain is unbearable, and I can’t afford a dentist so I relate!
@mjreynolds9618 ignore it and the teeth will go away.
Get it removed @@mjreynolds9618
@luciddream2033 genetics little sagger lover. And diet.
Content-farming inception. Video by a guy watching Asmon's videos while Asmon watches Asmon videos, while Asmon watches that video.
The best
Thats not what inception means.
🤓Mode - inception means making someone think the idea you gave them is THEIR idea. Thats the plot of the movie.
Inception?
@@thealrighty3534 It's a movie reference in this case.
Its called Content-Recycling. Its verry efficient and reduce waste.
See the problem is that we get used to our own smell, and when you have a poor sense of smell to begin with, "I don't shower but I do NOT smell" probably isn't the best hill to die on.
I believe that in the video, in which Miz and Emi went to his house, both admitted to him not having a bad odour. i think Emiru said he, and the house, has an "old people smell"
@@abogmus8904 his body no longer needs the ability to sweat
@@abogmus8904she literally said his house smells like an old person's as they are dying.... she said his house smells like death bro.
Yeah there's definitely some cope in there.
if you know you're dirty and you can't smell yourself, YOU SMELL
Remember this: Everytime someone calls Asmongold "disgusting", they reaffirm Zack's belief that he's an animal that doesn't deserve any better. There are people in his life that would likely have a difficult time if he were to pass away early due to a lack of self-care. But it can take a lot of time and directed effort to change the learned responses we acquire when growing up, especially if those behaviours don't seem to harm others.
Then he needs therapy
I remember someone asking him to spend a little of his fortune on things that concern his health, like paying someone to clean his house or buy a good mattress, he declined and said he likes how things are, I feel he has some kind of peter pan problem trying to make things stay the same for ever.
@@arthuralmeida6049 He finally ended up getting coerced by friends to buy a new mattress! It's a small achievement but they actually got the dude to listen and change something in his life for once lol. Honestly even after he did a clean out of his room at its peak worst state, people still go out of their way to whip out pictures that are years old just to ridicule him. I think having a hoarder parent meant lower standards were set for what tidiness means, and the personal consequences for not deep cleaning weren't enough to push adult Asmon to behave otherwise ― afterall, we don't engage in behaviours just because there's an objectively "good" reason to do it. Him looking at his family history and making a point to stay away from any substance use and overeating is kind of a good example of him being genuinely averse to harmful habits because he's felt their negative impact and fears it.
this is the first video from him that i watched, i only watched stuff about him before and i think that he is trolling sometimes. (when he talked about growing scales and putting "oil" in his car at around 40:00 - 50:00 ) is that a reoccuring coping mechanism?
don't forget his ex/gf 'forcing' him to shower and he's upset about it because he has to change his clothes when he showers so has to do laundry.... meaning he doesn't shower or change his clothes. ☠
Yeah you stink bro LMAO
13:15 Asmon reacting to Asmon reacting to Asmon. Peak Asmongold
If an animal lived in your conditions it would be considered animal abuse
LMAO
He is the animal!
Plot twist- asmongold is the last raccoon they couldn’t evict. 😂🦝
Who says he isn’t one himself?
Lots of animals like it dirty.
Never stop posting Asmon. For all the supposed haters there's one million of us who are normal ppl that look forward to your videos after coming back from work. Don't ever think that the hate overshadows the good will you have with all of us.
Asmon: I don't smell
Also Asmon: I basically have no sense of smell
True.
Like his papa said before. He doesn't smell cuz he doesn't do anything 🤣
the only problem with the cluster that i KNOW of... is that sometimes if you dont finish your drinks they get moldy, like tea etc, then when you go to grab your new drink you spill your old one onto your keyboard / resting area
Myth #4: Cockroaches are clean.
They are known for carrying over 33 different strains of bacteria, parasitic worms, and human pathogens. Needless to say if you see any signs of a cockroach infestation, quickly take control of the situation.
33 different strains of bacteria is incredibly small.
@@nyaruko-do2ok Sure thing Doctor
@@ekisauruslux6795 you got more bacteria on your door handle
you just wanna win. here. you win!
Maybe regular starving house roaches are like that, but if you have a pet roach that has options to care about itself - it's pretty decent, and it hates when people touch it because they're fat.
Authenticity is what most people lack, but Asmon has.
I just think it would be exhausting to play a “personality” instead of just being your genuine self.. (this is in support of Asmon being genuine)
Asmongold is a character tho. To me it appears as if this Asmongold character is what Zach wants to be it's basically the gigachad idealized character Zach tries to be.
@@DOOM.Fi3nd I’m sorry. I meant the loud, always happy, always positive characters. I’m sure Asmon isn’t this exact person irl but he sure doesn’t act like most of the other people I see in the space. I have been wrong before..
The messiah of nerds 😜
@@DOOM.Fi3ndAsmon is just zack online, if ur in ur early to mid 30s now u probably understand it's not a act it's more just a turned up and less filtered version of yourself
Asmonlore getting deeper. Thou shalt not shower.
Welcome to being "unburdened by what has been"
Nurgle tempts.
I already have 136 soda cups!
Already have. Good to mental distress for a month, before getting back to balancing fun with productive
You’re on the path brother
i’ve literally just discovered you, but there’s just something about you Zack. The earnestness - what we brits would call being ‘down to earth’; your genuine-ness; your lack of ego or pretence or front; your honesty; the fact that you doesn’t front, show off or boast. You seems like a genuine, real, decent, ordinary, normal person - warts and all.
You seems a really genuine, cool, chill person - and I find that so refreshing in our artificial, influencer’ algorithmic world. You’re simple and you’re cool, without any ‘dressing it up’ or artificiality.
He's like one of the guys you have in your circle or maybe know as a work acquaintance. Many youtubers have this creepy vibe about them where you know that they are mostly putting on a show pretending to be nice and then they eventually just completely self-implode getting caught doing borderline evil stuff. Asmon knows that he rubs some people the wrong way by how unfiltered and direct he is in his commentary, but I never get that creepy vibe from him.
Please, Asmond, fix up your childhood house because I never got the chance to fix mine. It was taken from me by my siblings despite living there for the past 30 years.
After my father died when I was 19, I chose to live with my mother and 2 younger siblings so she wouldn't lose the house.
Your Amber Herd vs. JD trial is what eventually made me subscribe - and the video you made outside in your backyard about the passing of your mom, made me realize you truly do have a good heart. Still here to this day.
regarding his 4 teeth left...
That's what happens when Dr.pepper is your dentist
Bro that’s funny af
That's unironically true because I also hadn''t brushed teeth for a long time up until my early 20s and only regularly began brushing two times a day when 25. But because I was too poor to afford soda and candies for the most of my life, my teeth, while still had lots of holes have never fallen out. As 29 yo I still have all my teeth in place nothing in lose. Could be just luck or genetics but still.
@@DOOM.Fi3ndgolden corral?
LMAO 😂
People need to appreciate this comment more
I literally never watched a single video of yours and never heard of you until about 2 weeks ago. Now I’m hooked and watching countless Asmongold vids haha.😂
wtf are we doing with our free time this guy is like a cross between Tom green and …
SAME
Pessimist : its half empty
Optimist : its half full
Asmon: I used that rat as a solar alarm clock.
Legend
I've heard humans aren't able to react to the sense of smell while asleep. That's a big reason we have fire alarms, bc we can't smell them in our sleep.
@@danedi2951i don't wanna dispute what you said at all, but wanted to add that in my family there's a few of us who do wake up because of smells, but also we have big issues with sleep in general, so that might play a role (and if there was a fire i might wake up because of the smell but still too late to do anything useful about it so definitely need a fire alarm anyway)
@@danedi2951nahh i DO wake up when something smells to intense while i sleep
@@danedi2951I slept thru my fire alarm but I wakeup when I smell some gas
don't think it's true @@danedi2951
That talk at the end really connected with me. I've never heard the way I feel put into actual words
Agreed, I guess there's a decent amount of people who feel like this.
Same man...
haha im only 19...
He's literally me. Except that I didn't struck gold with streaming, videos, crypto or anything really I live off social assistance. I am almost 30 in a few months with no career or real skills worth beyond min wage. Pretty sure I'll end up in the streets and if that happens I am going to stand in lava.
@@DOOM.Fi3ndhey bro. I’m in a rough place too that sounds similar to the spot you’re in. Need someone to talk to? Maybe we can help each other.
Asmon suffers from a hoarder syndrome, its a mental block of that keeps him from changing the house to anything from how it was when his mom was alive. If he changed it, it would probably make him feel like his mom is truly gone, and he can't emotionally deal with that.
Found you a couple months ago on TH-cam, now a huge fan. Great conversational skills.
You're like your older brother's one friend who seems to know everything about every topic before we had the internet and who's opinion had a finality to it.
The final 25 minutes of this video broke my heart. I've found a lot of joy in this content. I want the person making it to love themselves.
It’s astounding how he lives Rent free in so many heads .
He also, lives rent free
@@almightyderpy Straight up the man has no rent and all the money LOL
im from iran and he lives in my mind like an asmr
Rent free, they paying bags
People use him for content just as Asmon uses others for his ... simple. :) Asmon makes it easy being a literal enigma. In any other time in history, Asmon would be useless as a man. But in this day and age, he makes millions and enjoys every second of it. It is interesting for sure.
Honestly, Asmon, I do not think you're "ugly". As a straight woman, I find you to be fairly physically attractive. Like Johnny Depp hot, no. But ugly? Hell no. Not even close. You're funny, too, which is a plus. And you're intelligent and not afraid to speak your mind. You look better now than you did when you were younger, sure. A lot of us were goofy looking as teens/early adults lol. You have aged well.
He's handsome
We've all seen ugly people. Asmon is not ugly.
I wouldn't call him conventionally attractive myself. I've seen some really ugly dudes. He's an average looking guy and there's nothing wrong with that.
He reminds me of Mikael Akerfelt from Opeth for some reason
I feel like the overall structure of his face i really good, I genuinely always thought he looked handsome. I think he might have the kind of face that actually looks better on camera.
Funny how Zack can simultaneously be one of the smartest people on this Earth and one of the dumbest, his morals and psychologies are wise, while his knowledge on personal hygiene leave to be desired.
He lives by himself and rarely leaves his home, that generally leaves him with little to no experience on how hygiene effects himself and others. It’s the same thing with his opinion on fashion in an earlier video. He is indeed an analytical person but he needs data to analyze things and that is data he is lacking. I would know, because I’ve suffered in similar ways.
One of the smartest people on earth? What a crazy statement. Not even close. He's only a generally reasonable guy with average intelligence and knowledge lol
Bro you gotta watch more things I beg
@@Nimbus3690higher than average iq
@@Nimbus3690the average iq of Americans isn’t 100 he’s iq is atleast that or higher so he is smarter than most people in America
24:40 The reason I respect this guy. The way he isn't defensive about his thoughts is amazing. "Oh! You're right" is a reaction almost no one is capable of having. Especially successful people.
40:04 Asmon I'm not fat because I eat a lot of food. I actually only eat one small meal a day, I have a hard time finishing a regular size ham sandwich. I eat maybe 800 calories a day.
Then I get home and drink 20 beers.
Its a mystery how I'm still overweight despite eating so little
It isn't a mystery, there's a lot of carbs/calories in beer. Same thing as someone who eats nothing but drinks 20 cans of Pepsi.
@@snipingway Thats the joke.
@@ZeallustImmortal lmfao that man was oblivios
It's probably the beer. Too much water weight making you fat
@@coretinker Must be water weight. Couldnt be the insane amount of carbs that beer has.
13:51 OMG Asmoception, Asmon reacting to a reaction video of Asmon in which there is a Asmon reaction video of Asmon reacting to Asmon..... freaking GOLD
still having the original Gatorade bottle webcam is WILD 😂
I saw the video when it was uploaded, and I saw in the top comments someone saying he can't wait for asmongolds 2 hour long dissection.... and look where we are 😂😂
You rarely ever have just one rat. There's the one you're seeing and its few dozen hidden friends. He probably has them running around between walls in this moment.
Ac vents, closets
I always hear people say if you see one big roach that’s just a tourist but if you see little ones that’s an infestation.
Maybe it works like that with rats?
I’m not taking either one for a roommate anytime soon I can tell you that much
@@atlaslee8681
Water bugs vs german.
Visitor vs infestation
if you have a rat, you would know it. You can hear them clawing in the walls
@@Lightning_Lance you'd be surprised how many don't realise it, thinking it's the building doing sounds because it's old or whatever
I just found his channel random, about a week or two, ago. I’ve yet to see any reason to dislike him. At Al. He’s articulate, and brings a pretty fair and balanced approach.. at least from the videos I’ve seen
Asmon asking the real questions “why are ants okay but roaches aren’t”.
Ants are clean, roaches aint.
You're welcome.
@@kittentacticalwarfare1140r/whoosh
you can tell when ants mess with your food and they go directly to it
@@angelrivera7546nah just happen to hate roaches, phok them.
What's crazy is you can watch a video of asmon from 7 years ago and the only thing thats changed in his stream set up is his hairline
😂😂
Fake news... he have new Tshirts. The white Tshirts are claimed by Charlie.
"is that a problem you can ignore?"
Yeah I did, I ignored the problem and the teeth went away
Honestly no he does have a point with the dandruff issue. A reason a lot of people have dandruff is a combination of ph levels being off and using too much product in your hair and having it accumulate on your scalp. It’s why apple cider vinegar soap works so well for dandruff because it changes the ph level of your scalp
the moment I’ve been waiting for! 😂 if only he had the podcast info with your dad!
by the way, one of the comments on oompa’s channel was: “I can’t wait for asmongold’s 4 hour reaction” 😂 you almost made it
Saying he prestiged because this is his second channel is just so funny to me
Asmongold is our Golden boy.
All hail the roach king!!
@@jdarokhajiit9153 hahaha
golden greasy boy
Indeed.
1:16:03 Yes, you have a mirror, but your inner CMOS sensor is broken. So having a mirror doesn't mean anything. When people give you malicious feedbacks for years it causes the same thing as when a camera sensor melt from direct sunlight.
Yeah dude. The money doesn't matter. People are missing something crucial. You know what probably mattered to him the most? His fucking mom dude. His friends. Friends that actually mean something to him. And probably asmon matters to them too. Outside of financial aspects. Of course money matters but there's bigger and better things dude. I know he misses his fucking mom. I'd miss mine dude. That's like my best friend most days dude.
Asmon is a gamer. Therefore uses gamer logic. He just likes looking at the number go up as he keeps playing the game. If he needs a new item to progress in the game he gets one. Otherwise it's just in game currency. He just throws his health potions in a chest. Asmon is just a gamer. I don't know why it's surprising.
I was wondering why he didn't mention Boogie, but then I remembered he said SUCCESSFUL streamers 😂
You were the only person wondering that
Dont u ever put assman and boogie in the same sentence 😂, the disrespect😂😂
@@Monkey-gr5ni he literally opened the video mentioning streamers that people have commented on either their health or hygiene.....my brother in Christ, seethe and cope
45:24 As someone who has dandruff, he's kind of right. It's more about using too much hair product. I'll use shampoo every other shower
I'm passing a kidney stone now, and I hope it never happens to Asmon, but I think it will and I hope he has friends to support him through it
Oof I'm sorry 😣 It happened to my mom a while back, and she usually doesnt react to pain at all, but the kidney stone was one of the worst pains she had ever experienced. I hope it passes soon for you! 😊
All the acid from the soda he drinks will dissolve the kidney stones before they form.
is the pain worse than rotting teeth i wonder
Kidney stones are the worst, and you're right, it was soda that gave it to me. I stopped drinking soda and haven't had another for 20 years so far.
@@nyaruko-do2ok no actually, that's what can cause them
A 40 minutes video
Asmongold: a hour and forty minutes
He milked the shit out of it 😂
oompa milked the shit out of him as well might as well get him back 😂
12:40 Norwegian here, luckily not directly affected by Anders Brevik's mass shooting. However, I still think that's a time where the police and special forces seriously messed up big time.
Brevik had called in a week or two prior to the event happening, reporting himself and his plans as well as his reasoning/goal. Instead of taking this threat seriously, the officer's superior just told her it was likely just a fake phone call and to ignore it, not even bother even remotely looking into the threat. Then on the day that the event took place, Brevik repeatedly called the police - if I'm not mistaken - both on his way to the island the mass shooting took place, as well as on the island. Brevik WANTED to be caught, which was why he gave the police ample opportunities to stop him from enacting his plan, and from continuing to shoot people when he was on the island, but the police took well over 1 hour to get to the island due to a series of issues like miscommunication and thinking it had to be more than a single person involved, and lack of preparedness. They could have been at the island within 20 minutes or less, and could have stopped him from shooting more than one or two people, but because of the previously mentioned stuff, he got to continue his shooting spree only interrupted by him repeatedly calling the police - and often failing to get through due to overtaxed phone lines - and attempting to negotiate his surrender to the police. Once the police finally did come, he surrendered himself peacefully without a single bullet being shot from either side, and I think he incredulously asked why it took them so long to show up, that he'd expected them a long time ago.
WOW that's absolutely insane!😮
Thanks for info also shows relying on police is childish yet we take police seriously.
@@ThunderSenhere in the uk if your being attacked the police will take awhile to come and you’ve been badly hurt. If you defend yourself and the police arrive later on and the assaulted is hurt you will be arrested.
@@MillieMaeStar That sounds really messed up, to deal with something like that. Damn if you do, damn if you don't.
All Asmon needs is to hire people to do a deep clean of his house and maybe a bit of renovation, surely can't be healthy living with feces, mold, bugs etc.
And stream it, ofc. Milk that cash cow. 💰
Asmon's upbringing fucked him up so much when you hear him talk about it and himself...
And he talks about it like it’s totally normal. Really, it’s actually incredibly sad. He has little self esteem, is definitely depressed, antisocial, and regularly disassociates and heavily downplays it to cope. Likely, he has been for most of his life so he barely knows the difference. I’m not one to criticize how he lives. In fact, I relate to it him a lot, but it makes me really sad for him.
@@tynce563same. At least we know we're not alone
Rats don’t work like that you never have one rat unless it’s a pet in a cage…
Literally the realest one on TH-cam. There’s some things about this dude I can actually relate to as a real human being with weird ass struggles that no one else could understand. He just owns all of it and I’m like 😮😮😮 insane. I love this. Incredible.
I watch asmon because there really is something magical about this man. Hes like if the person i was in junior high never changed. Now im an electrical engineer working in ic design with a girlfriend of almost 4 years living a life of ups and downs grappling with adulthood
Im happy, but asmon embodies a part of me that sits in a recess of my mind. Abandon my professionalism, abandon responsibility, devolve into what i once was. Of course thats not an option, you cant choose to live like asmon its not a choice we're given. But what a life, it puts me in touch with that shadow of my former self
I love how he told 90% of these stories so many times he can speedrun getting all the info out and we learn some 10% insane new thing as he remembers them.
He looks like a skyrim mask not a horse.
It's wild to imagine that there could be a universe out there where Asmon followed through with being a lawyer and he could have represented either Amber or Johnny.
"Someone has made a 40 minute video about me"
He says as he makes a 100 minute video about a video about himself. What a legend 😂
I like that there are multiple clips here where Asmangold is reacting to Asmangold, who in turn is also reacting to Asmangold.
We need to go deeper.
So entertaining.
Big Bo Burnham vibes
It's crazy to think it all started when I watched a guide on how to get raid achievements after returning to the game in 2013/2014. An old friend had gifted me the game and a month of game time for the Recruit-A-Friend program because I didn’t have my own account, having played on my brother’s account for so long.
I remember seeing a video where Asmon mentioned he was also live on Twitch. He had around 200 viewers at most, hanging out in his garrison and doing random stuff with McConnell.
And here we are today.
To me... the reason he is successful, not only cause he is funny but specially cause us men love to have this carefree, the freedom, the ultimate ability of not giving a phuck to anything and to nobody. He is the enbodiment of that. The happiness of enjoying what he does and talking about it proudly. We all have a little of Asmon on our lives and persona. That piece of our youth that we never get tired of rewatching, revisiting, feeling... In the end, its ur life and "it is what it is..."
True. I also just lay down sometimes, stuff my ass with junk and soda and barely move. But i do clean my room. The bigger, more "can rot, will smell" stuff goes daily, stuff like paper, cardboard and so on stays until weekend. And no i dont keep roaches. I got a cat.
I'll actually have a bit of a dissenting opinion about that. I mostly agree with where you are coming from, but he was also a large burden on his parents in his youth. The sadness and stress he must have cause them, and they caused him in return, shouldn't be overlooked. He seems to have a good relationship with those 2 now, but he admitted he resented them. Them being divorced must have caused a lot of problems for him. When it comes down to it, the reason he is successful has a lot to do with him having an above average IQ. If his IQ were in the 80's or low 90's, I very very much doubt anything positive would have happened in his life. At least not nearly to the extent at which it is now. Like being business savvy for example.
His lifestyle is part of his charm, but none of us would be here if it wasn’t for his eloquence and extremely sharp out of the box thinking
@@jamespadgett8660true, he might be gross but most of the time he spittin facts. He's unnecessarily so smart.
@jamespadgett8660 "Those 2 now" ah but you see, his mom passed away years ago now, but he is close with his father.
"I don't smell bad" yes you do. No one goes months without showering, and living the way he does, without smelling. He probably doesn't register the smell because he lives in it. He definitely smells bad.
Doesn’t brush teeth and has a dr. Pepper IV. Yeah the worst smell has to be coming from your mouth
@@yallRweirdAFhe said he brushes his teeth bruh
I used to live in an arguably worse type of environment. The only time I could smell it was when I left for awhile and came back. I couldn't smell it on myself while I was away but other people did.
But my mind was in a very dark place and the only thing I really cared about was having greasy hair. This dude needs to get out the house. I'm still kinda messy but it's NOTHING compared to back then lol
Dude is gonna die with Typhus with the "one" rat
As hard as it may be for some people to believe, there's some truth to what Asmon said about "recalibrating" his body and his shower habits.
While it's not like you'd never get oily or whatever again, depending on how often you shower definitely affects the rate at which your skin produces oil and how quickly your scalp can get dry and whatnot.
I'd dated a girl that was obsessive about taking showers 2 to 3 times a day and claimed her face would get oily if she didn't, and it started happening only like 6-8 hours after her last shower, so she'd need to shower again.. And it was actually true. She could wipe a napkin on her forehead and you could visibly see it.
If you find yourself in harsh enough circumstance that showers just literally aren't available for periods of time, or isn't a consistent thing you have access to, eventually you'll find it really does "recalibrate" your body, it's like your body adjusts to "knowing" that you aren't expecting to be doused in water like clockwork at whatever specific interval. Or at least spacing out the intervals. The same ex and I went through this, and she basically went from getting "oily" after 6-8 hours, to like every ~3rd day or so.
It also depends on your environment. If you're outdoors and moving a lot, it's obviously going to cause you to sweat.. Or just being fat, as Asmon mentioned. And it can be pretty gross to let that just dry up on you and repeat over and over while it builds up. But if you're indoors and live a very sedentary lifestyle, you're not sweating often.. And granted your house isn't dirty, so we're kinda speaking generally and outside of Asmon now, but there isn't much that contributes to your body "getting dirty" beyond biologically what your body is producing, and I just specified in the specific instance of not sweating.. I'm obviously not saying that means there's NO need to shower, ever, just that it isn't as absurd or unreasonable to go a day, or even two, if you're like mentally comfortable with it more than anything.
One of the several unexpected wonders of things you discover or knowledge you gain when you've fallen on hard times..
Old Asmon: Damn... they must f'ing hate me 😅
Current Asmon: Yeeeeeep 😏😏😈
i love the editors they keep pumping out videos fast soon from the stream in both the main and clip channel when i cant watch the stream
They have a good strat going. Zack streams on twitch without ads and that entices more people to watch (definitely the reason why I have his stream open in a tab 24/7) and his amazing editors crop the best parts for TH-cam in case you missed the entertainment.
@@96Loganit’s crazy how much content him and his team pumps out. I’m not complaining, I watch most of it at work anyway lol
@@minnesotasquad It's great because sometimes he is playing or talking about something I'm not interested in so I just watch other stuff on TH-cam. Eventually Asmon will pull me back in to binge the content I am interested in. It really is (Asmongold) "TV" because I only watch the programs that I want to. Also, I'm from Minnesota too. What's up "minnesotasquad?" haha
@@96Logan northern Minnesota here!!
@@minnesotasquad I was just up at Wheeler's Point on Lake of the Woods for a fishing trip 3 days ago. I'm from Southern MN
That.. “you are gay.. now your gay” got me cremated my boy😂
If you see a rat or a roach in your house there are many many more you don't see.
Lmao, when you said “You think I’m above making content about other peoples trauma?! That’s why I’m here!! WADAYA EXPEK!!“ you sounded like Bill Burr, that made my day
People that judge Asmon is usually because they don’t watch his content and just a random clip.
Ya, the clip being Asmongold waking up from the smell of his dead decaying rat.
No
Lol how often do you get judge for the content of your character, and not specific moments?
He literally says in this video multiple times that bug infestations are ok
Pretty sure opinions wouldn't change if they get more context
It’s interesting to hear Asmond talk about his money… I had a job (before health retired me) where I was making nearly 6-digits a year. I went from +30k job to a nearly $100k job, very close to it. I had a TON of extra money that I didn’t know what to do with, so I just put it away, saved it, stored it up… had no other purpose for it. I understand where he’s coming from. I had enough money to pay CASH for a house - I didn’t, but I could of. It’s nice to have the money there as it provides you with a sense of safety and security, as you have that money there should something happen - as it did for me. I had that money there to pay in cash for all my medical needs. Am I broke now? Yes. Im back to a $30k type of job now. But I’m HAPPY and well - all that matters.
I feel you Asmond. Good on you. Don’t ever change, friend.
This is a goldmine for chubbyemu video contents. I just don't know chubbyemu gonna make it while Zack still alive or aliven't
he viewed a chubbymu vid abt 'man drink x sodas' so yea
"costing twitch $20k"
"Oops"