Looks Like a Phone... BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A PHONE!!! Cellphone Gun

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  • @zakkcooke8050
    @zakkcooke8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3167

    “Deposit or withdraw sir?”
    “Hold on someone is calling me”

  • @DEADPEDAL
    @DEADPEDAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    "Which do you prefer - iPhone, or Android?"
    "Gun."

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Windows

    • @ThatOneTruckGuy
      @ThatOneTruckGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Linux.

    • @cylindrical5285
      @cylindrical5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This comment is funny but the replies just ruin it oof

    • @alisonindvik6391
      @alisonindvik6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gun

    • @radiantpies9747
      @radiantpies9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This comment and replies are funny but the most recent one saying that the replies ruined it ruined it oof

  • @yoedzrihen8235
    @yoedzrihen8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    Police officer:are there any weapons in the house
    Matt: where do I begin

    • @jeffhowell3177
      @jeffhowell3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Imagine Matt getting pulled over and having to go through his Improved EDC.

    • @user-nf4in1un7m
      @user-nf4in1un7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *begin* idiot

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It would be easier for Matt to tell the cops what isn’t a weapon

    • @NeroWasTaken
      @NeroWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      English be like:

    • @lifekicks79
      @lifekicks79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@user-nf4in1un7m sometimes it happens.people like you are so uptight.grammer police.get a life mate

  • @kylemurphy597
    @kylemurphy597 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This gives me hope that we will one day be able to have a fully functional laptop gun from Perfect Dark in real life

    • @ripelime
      @ripelime ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah dude

    • @Sunnyforest
      @Sunnyforest ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's an assault rifle.

    • @kylemurphy597
      @kylemurphy597 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Sunnyforest And a deployable auto-turret, as well as a fully functional laptop computer

    • @Sunnyforest
      @Sunnyforest ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kylemurphy597 some top secret stuff going on around here now.🤣

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect Dark is happening this year.

  • @MCRideout
    @MCRideout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    Brings new meaning to "shoot me a text"

    • @lawrencegenereux8567
      @lawrencegenereux8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Clever! 👍👍👍

    • @aimansees8574
      @aimansees8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ahahaha. Funny. Let me take a screenshot

    • @Ben_g0re
      @Ben_g0re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

    • @jo517
      @jo517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣 👁️ c what u did 🦌

    • @binky8501
      @binky8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sigh

  • @Smilomaniac
    @Smilomaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    "Man don't be hittin' up dat guy."
    "Why?"
    "He's got a cellphone in each pocket."

    • @Authent12
      @Authent12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They could make it with a 5-6 rounds mag, easily (if use 1 barrel)

    • @Souc._
      @Souc._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe it’s just Kevin Gates

    • @D4n3l0
      @D4n3l0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It holds 2 small bullets... keep on hittin.

    • @BeardedBaldGuy87
      @BeardedBaldGuy87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Authent12 then how would it close? Did you even see the handle? Plus, there's no spring or a slide..

    • @BeardedBaldGuy87
      @BeardedBaldGuy87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Authent12 guess you should design a new one.

  • @cold_az_fire3762
    @cold_az_fire3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18548

    Imagine breaking into his house and hearing: Welcome to demolition ranch. Today were gonna see if a robber can stop a 50 cal!!!

    • @Ss-hn5rf
      @Ss-hn5rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Don't know about .50cal but actual bullets will be robber's sweats

    • @BlackGravy
      @BlackGravy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Sahil Sharma ahh no fun huh

    • @bryanzecena8318
      @bryanzecena8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Cold_A z_Fire 😂

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      why am i imagining this as matt walking up to a guy and stabbing them with an unloaded .50 round like it was a shiv.

    • @Kwiwiwiwi
      @Kwiwiwiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Or if either of his daughters get a boyfriend

  • @IR123
    @IR123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love this so much because of the shape. You can just simply conceal carry in ur pocket or something, and ppl would have no clue! No outline or anything like a gun would. No holster or uncomfortable placement, it's just good the way it is. Of course you always want to be aware and safe with your firearm, but, you could almost completely disregard the chance of a misfire while on you. Like I said, always want to be safe and aware, but I mean like, it's just perfect!

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah people rag on it because you have to unfold it and it only has two shots but most gun defense situations end with less 4 shots and that's including police officers. The fact that it's so inconspicuous makes unfolding it less of an issue since for all your attacker knows you're pulling out a wallet or cellphone.

    • @Bubblemation
      @Bubblemation 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@1810jeff except you may die after those 2 shots.

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bubblemation There's no guarantees in life

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, the whole point of EDC is to be as practical and comfortable as possible so you have no excuses to have it on you 24/7. You can slip this in your pocket and forget about it.
      Would want a bigger round if I only have two shots tho.

    • @eurly93
      @eurly93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1810jeff People rag on it bc there's 0% chance of this saving your life. Excuse me mr. bad guy while I unfold and cock this device. Or you could just carry a real gun with 15 rounds, and draw and fire in under two seconds. This would take 4-5 seconds minumum at which point you've already be stabbed, shot or whatever. Not to mentioin in the miracle scenario you do manage to get this out of your pocket, unfold it, you can't aim worth a damn under stress bc the sight system is so incredibly bad

  • @lennardodavinci6350
    @lennardodavinci6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    This would be perfect for the situation from that one meme
    “Call an Ambulance!” “But not for me!”

  • @billiboussmith3700
    @billiboussmith3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    This man has some major strength to be able to still post quality content after so recently losing his brother. I would be in shambles. Many praises. I pray that God is lifting you all up during this crazy time.

    • @roslikari8738
      @roslikari8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      billibous smith wait his brother just recently passed away?

    • @FISHYFILMPRODUCTIONS
      @FISHYFILMPRODUCTIONS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Likely these are backlogged videos, but I agree, he still is posting on off the ranch

    • @A.G.Rich51
      @A.G.Rich51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@roslikari8738 he took like 2 weeks off and came back and put out a video on off the ranch on why he wasn't posting for a while

    • @GarciaOnThaBeat
      @GarciaOnThaBeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rosli Kari He made a Big Video about it...check it out

    • @tlvidriss5806
      @tlvidriss5806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait what ???

  • @tierthreesub6167
    @tierthreesub6167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    Airport security: Sir why does this phone look weird?
    Matt: *Gets nervous*

    • @Jirzy_Meister
      @Jirzy_Meister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I had same situation... Just forgot that i have card knife in the wallet

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You might get through security. I accidentally got through with a 2 inch pocket knife last time. Those guys aren't looking for a brick of metal

    • @highclasswhitetrash9027
      @highclasswhitetrash9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha i had a set of old beats wrapped up under the collar of my sport coat, bout got gunned down by homeland security.

    • @shamonokayler9059
      @shamonokayler9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He accidentally replace his phone to a phone gun

    • @d3generate804
      @d3generate804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@highclasswhitetrash9027 thats some story

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I remember a similar item and "keyring" guns causing *havoc* with UK handgun legislation in the late 90's/early 00's
    Of course, I lost mine in a tragic boating accident...

    • @TheCaptainman5
      @TheCaptainman5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayo

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's really sad to hear, just like that one time DemolitionRanch lost his own weapon collection during a boating trip...

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AMabud-lv7hy tragedy after tragedy... no step 😘

    • @dnmoscato92
      @dnmoscato92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I lost my m107 in a tragic white water rafting trip. Still sad about it

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Back in the early 2000s when all phones were bulky I remember one with (4) 22LR barrels in it.

  • @karinnecalistro
    @karinnecalistro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6145

    This just gives the term “screenshot” a whole new meaning.

    • @cardboard_hat
      @cardboard_hat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Mytia George bot

    • @diego_oo84
      @diego_oo84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is underrated as fuck

    • @thehunter5979
      @thehunter5979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha

    • @thc_junior21
      @thc_junior21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This just helps more school shootings

    • @BigBoySteve
      @BigBoySteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thc_junior21 1v1 me scrub

  • @ТомасАндерсон-в1е
    @ТомасАндерсон-в1е 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4645

    Cool, this new cellphhone has not just one, but TWO headphone jacks!!!

    • @ramlizulhilmi7749
      @ramlizulhilmi7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That can shoot too..😐

    • @synapse5791
      @synapse5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And it gad z lightning fast 800 mph prossecor

    • @czxd4512
      @czxd4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Томас Андерсон Huh...That’s what you think

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yea two 6.35mm audio jacks for double the speakers and thicker cables

    • @Tyler732594
      @Tyler732594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Music with friends!

  • @zxcabuser9306
    @zxcabuser9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Rich kid: Dude my Iphone 11 is so cool!
    Quiet kid: I don't think so

  • @bananaraptor816
    @bananaraptor816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    People from other states when they are getting robbed: *pulls out pocket knife*
    Average Texas citizen: * calmly pulls out 50BMG

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    "How'd he die?"
    "had a few too many, tried to answer his gun"

    • @codyleonard6927
      @codyleonard6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underated comment

    • @Dann69420
      @Dann69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@codyleonard6927 agreed

    • @DugnCarry
      @DugnCarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cody Leonard This is gold

    • @digital0185
      @digital0185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asian parent be like

    • @stephenscap9164
      @stephenscap9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I legally cannot like this comment as it has 420 right now, I’m so sorry my brother

  • @DaFlashGuy7
    @DaFlashGuy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Imagine breaking into his house. The door clicks behind you and you hear: Welcome to demolition ranch. Today we are gonna see if a robber can stop an anti tank bullet.

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That would damage the house though. But good idea. 💚👍☺

    • @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry
      @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Katzian lmao AHAHAHAH

    • @eizzle78
      @eizzle78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KatzenProductions but what about EMP’s?

    • @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry
      @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eizzle78 Fair point brother, but Simply Safe obviously thought about that as they only use biological components in their security systems.

    • @medicah
      @medicah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy Liu what exactly is an anti tank bullet?

  • @AZREDFERN
    @AZREDFERN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    You had the perfect opportunity to answer the phone with “Mamaaa... just killed a man”
    AND YOU BLEW IT!

    • @geosobservations9496
      @geosobservations9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lolol...matt would sing that well😂...I heard someone else say this...it was that guy 👇... wasn't me...

    • @johnmutz9919
      @johnmutz9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Put a gun against his head"

    • @sterling2164
      @sterling2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Pulled my trigger now he’s dead”

    • @faustorodriguez3619
      @faustorodriguez3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🎵Its called copyright🎵

    • @RukiHyena
      @RukiHyena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his mom didnt kill him tho, he did

  • @Barley98
    @Barley98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    People in the future: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A PHONE

  • @davidndolibilopez555
    @davidndolibilopez555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    DemolitionRanch: Gets pressured by a guy with a gun.
    Also him: Gives the guy ammunition

    • @andyandersson5497
      @andyandersson5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh my god i didint think about that

    • @notkiwibird
      @notkiwibird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ReAx I LiKeZ i mean, it wasn’t ammo for the gun he was using though?

    • @polikpoldoma
      @polikpoldoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Это Мэт здесь стреляет, я правильно понимаю?

    • @TheCrystalGlow
      @TheCrystalGlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NotKiwiBird no it was not.

    • @Nellydude11
      @Nellydude11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who gon be the one to like it next 😈😂

  • @KueiJames
    @KueiJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5383

    When you see the victim is pulling ammo out of his pockets, you should know you're robbing the wrong guy..........

    • @timstephens5893
      @timstephens5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Especially a .50 BMG lol.

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Lmao but who carries a random fn 57 mag without the gun that means your fighting a crazy guy

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@Nob911 Exactly. Chances are he's gonna put it in his mouth and spit it at you.

    • @KueiJames
      @KueiJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A clear indication of the famous "You f'ed up " moment :p

    • @memeist2472
      @memeist2472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What you gonna do? Shot him? If you shot him ur going to jail too, explain me qhat the fuxk then you gonna do with ur gun?

  • @rivenda1264
    @rivenda1264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "somebody better call an ambulance"
    "BUT NOT FOR ME"

    • @dylinhanley5599
      @dylinhanley5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rivenda heavy metal music starts to play

  • @doodtheman2508
    @doodtheman2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You should probably just give up on mugging a guy if he says "I don't have my wallet, but hey look 50 BMG!"

  • @JackofSpades6
    @JackofSpades6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    “He had a phone why did you shoot him” is going to be a very different argument

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      police can now freely shoot anyone without repercussions, yayyy

    • @sixfootdworf9545
      @sixfootdworf9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey stop man.

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey they already could, this changes nothing.

    • @spacedog2535
      @spacedog2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey, Not sure if that's ever been a thing.

    • @mastersanada
      @mastersanada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Fsilone Every police shooting ever: Put on administrative leave and investigated. Then using bodycam footage and anything they can get their hands on, either justified or prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon.
      In most scenarios the cop either gets off, get's fired, or gets prosecuted and convicted. So no, they can't just shoot anyone they want. I mean, try it yourself. Walk up to a cop and tell them to shoot you. 100% guarantee it won't happen unless you start reaching around in your pockets or waistband and then raising your hands in a shooting stance or actually having a gun in your hand.
      But please keep living in your own world mate.

  • @williamshubert2868
    @williamshubert2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Introduction should’ve been him dressed as Steve Jobs introducing the “iPhone 12”

    • @dr.ryttmastarecctm6595
      @dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      First, it was the "iPhone 22". Now we have the "iPhone 380." Are there iPhones' 9L, 40SW and/or 10mm in our future?

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Introducing the revolutionary iPhone 45-70

    • @user-dn5if5lt2h
      @user-dn5if5lt2h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 308Winchester

    • @punee673
      @punee673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Forbidden iPhone 8

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iPhone 45-120.

  • @meesie34
    @meesie34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Cod modern warfare has to get matt as a character 😂

    • @laowu8024
      @laowu8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wouldn't dare kill him

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@laowu8024 you wouldn't succeed if you tried xD he's got us outgunned

    • @carterrosty5713
      @carterrosty5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m the 69th person to like this comment. You’re welcome.

    • @drk_8984
      @drk_8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carter Rosty nice

    • @juliettzeroone22
      @juliettzeroone22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @TheElvenKeys
    @TheElvenKeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The .22 could be a wallet.
    "give me your wallet"
    "ok man chill"
    pulls out fancy new age metal wallet
    opens wallet to get cash
    BANG

    • @Connarmankeskateboarding
      @Connarmankeskateboarding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anyways, this .22 is sponsored by ridge wallets!

    • @paragliderpete
      @paragliderpete 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny Illinois will let you have a trailblazer 22 but not the 9 mm ideal conceal

    • @nonenone4461
      @nonenone4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More than a few people have been gunned down as a wallet is mistaken for a gun. I am against this thing on general pretense. I do NOT want cops routinely thinking if I have a wallet in my hand it could be a gun like this.
      Equal parts stupid choice likely to get you killed and one that ruins, even puts in danger others who have to defend themselves.
      I don't like bringing up banning weapons because it will be abused horribly by stupid, evil, crazy people who make laws. But here we are. That's a zip gun. Not a legitimate firearm.

    • @TheElvenKeys
      @TheElvenKeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonenone4461 Do you honestly think a cop is going to shoot if you calmly get your wallet out? How many people do you know who are gonna jerk their wallet out and point it at the cops?

    • @nevercommitsuicide
      @nevercommitsuicide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheElvenKeys people have been killed this way. 9/10 the didnt move fast

  • @johnmontana8540
    @johnmontana8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Matt: “Not for sniper shots”
    Nick Irving: “challenge accepted”

    • @capone8752
      @capone8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vid idea*

    • @brandonb9452
      @brandonb9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Montana jerry michulek

    • @coreythompson990
      @coreythompson990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah Y’all call Oberst up ooh yeah

    • @zionkid28
      @zionkid28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Montana lol right

  • @ncrtrooper5442
    @ncrtrooper5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Definition of "screenshot"

    • @yourgamer1516
      @yourgamer1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dude that's funny af and a hell of alot more original than those guys talking about robbing😂

    • @jkentel190
      @jkentel190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro I just SCREENSHOT that funny shit

    • @yourgamer1516
      @yourgamer1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jkentel190 I know right but I try and give the credit to the original ones lmao

    • @GggGgg-np2pw
      @GggGgg-np2pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best.comment.i.have.ever.read.

    • @rambojc6391
      @rambojc6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very underrated comment

  • @the_mechanic_2237
    @the_mechanic_2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    matt: keeps bashing hi-points
    Zip-22: I'm safe for now...

    • @leanderimurlaub
      @leanderimurlaub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not even worth buying. That's why

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can the Zip-22 even be considered a gun? I mean, it doesn’t even fire most of the time.

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he do a Zip at one point? I forget.

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt: Why would I buy a non gun?

    • @sukhoisu-24fencer3
      @sukhoisu-24fencer3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The zip 22 isn't even worth the money.

  • @1if3scratch3r
    @1if3scratch3r ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Takes speak into my microphone to a more serious level

    • @t.me_-_demolitionranch08
      @t.me_-_demolitionranch08 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey congratulations you have been selected for my end year giveaway going on contact me for more information .

  • @Fedalovak
    @Fedalovak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "Pls call an ambulance!!!!"
    *Takes out a phone pistol*
    "But not for me"

    • @dabraapman5257
      @dabraapman5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @sharpnessxdiamondsword1768
      @sharpnessxdiamondsword1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Wikkitt Klown please

    • @PS-dd1ux
      @PS-dd1ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wikkitt Klown 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @kraxer8352
      @kraxer8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wikkitt Klown it means please

    • @Mike-hx1lv
      @Mike-hx1lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was at this moment he knew.. he fck’d up...
      Both; the bad guy in @Gabriel The Animatorz scenario and for @Wikkitt Klown for the embarrassing not know was pls is debacle 💀

  • @holwintsui8448
    @holwintsui8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2801

    This product is so American that turned my tea into cheeseburger

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      AMERICA! F*#K YEA!
      Your comment made me laugh. Me like.

    • @williamhughjoneswill5981
      @williamhughjoneswill5981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Im welsh so it's milk

    • @assassinevolve9694
      @assassinevolve9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I want to like it so bad but it's at 69

    • @WhatLilMan
      @WhatLilMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would lile the video but it's good at 69😉😏😆

    • @giarlandomonluca4086
      @giarlandomonluca4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And my carbonara into a macaronicheese

  • @joelo_o6809
    @joelo_o6809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Imagine getting robbed and accidentally pulling out your phone 😆

    • @Hiflier35thCAG
      @Hiflier35thCAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joel West OOPS!! 🤣

    • @Doggio_
      @Doggio_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "It's a gu- *mimicks shooting sounds* Ah shit. Can you wait a minute while I grab my real gun?"

    • @uglibich4807
      @uglibich4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Doggio_ no *shoots pocket to make gun fall out and the gun discharges on your foot*

    • @aaronflood8355
      @aaronflood8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine u realised and said pew pew

    • @naneeadams2192
      @naneeadams2192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How

  • @josephastier7421
    @josephastier7421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ideal Conceal is out of business now, but this phone is a fantastic idea that could be expanded upon by others. Printing is *the* CCW issue, and this simply eliminates that risk.

  • @maciej4250
    @maciej4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    0:48 missed opportunity to cry: "MAMAAA! Just killed a man..."

    • @jeff-hd9og
      @jeff-hd9og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bohemian mumble rhap 100

    • @bendover8927
      @bendover8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @joshuahicks7798
      @joshuahicks7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was really hoping he would say that. 😄😄

    • @bigboymal8606
      @bigboymal8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maciej from mully

    • @Jr23Ar
      @Jr23Ar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That song was whack asf lmao

  • @sensasian805
    @sensasian805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Matt: Sponsored by simply safe
    Also Matt: Has every gun imaginable to protect himself and his family

    • @cboghostjr.1644
      @cboghostjr.1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I guess you could say that he's SimpliSafe

    • @RedCoconutKid
      @RedCoconutKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruuuuuuh u got me weaaaak

    • @richard5398
      @richard5398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He could give cops some guns if they were in a shoot out

    • @113-p7b
      @113-p7b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not a 20mm rifle tho 😏😏

    • @anglermaster5502
      @anglermaster5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gotta get those .50 BMGs to stop the rioting and looting because of no toilet paper.
      Or that RPK

  • @bwau
    @bwau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    "shot on iphone"

  • @akrocuba
    @akrocuba ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seems like a great last line of defense type of gun. Much like a Derringer, only seems better.
    Great vid. Thanks

  • @alvinyew1331
    @alvinyew1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    *_Imagine asking him to borrow his phone and then he mistakenly gives you this_*

    • @RaiJK3
      @RaiJK3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alvin Yew *the trickster*

    • @coajdka
      @coajdka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RaiJK3 you just got bamboozled

    • @tortillajoe235
      @tortillajoe235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good mistake.

    • @bcbushcraftsurvival7031
      @bcbushcraftsurvival7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you try to call someone hahaha

    • @g4b340
      @g4b340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know what must be done.....

  • @GRIMNinja4
    @GRIMNinja4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love the lowkey jab at the ridiculous price of five-seven mags

  • @aarzu10
    @aarzu10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    "It really is my mom. Hold on..."
    "Hi Mama. Just killed a man. Put a phone against his head. Pulled my trigger... now he's dead."

    • @adamlynch9153
      @adamlynch9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mama!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooooooooooo!

    • @404-b4u
      @404-b4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@adamlynch9153 Life has just begun...

    • @MSKIV
      @MSKIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MAMA!!!! UwU

    • @jdog0175
      @jdog0175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!😃

    • @uversusog4495
      @uversusog4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aaron Arzu for any people living under a rock, he is referring to a song called
      bohemian rhapsody

  • @MrGrimm-gy1mu
    @MrGrimm-gy1mu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you really want to reach the 3 detection rate to get max dodge and crits

  • @thecbommer41
    @thecbommer41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Using phones can be deadly"
    Me: you have no idea

    • @dingletun
      @dingletun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boomer, you are
      Very good, phones are

  • @DugnCarry
    @DugnCarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    For when you have to “shoot” somebody a text.

  • @aniruddhasarkar9550
    @aniruddhasarkar9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    1920: A pen with bullet...
    2020: A mobile like thing with bullet...

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Those pens could often still be used as, well, pens. Time to bring back multi functional hidden firearms.

    • @BR4INlessBRI4N
      @BR4INlessBRI4N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@overlorddante i want a single shot .50 bmg in a walking cane

    • @Zarnoxian
      @Zarnoxian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BR4INlessBRI4N well, there WAS a poisoned tipped umbrella..

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BR4INlessBRI4N and that's how I shot the robber and how the man 3 streets over got impaled by a gun cane.
      U can it's called a slam fire rifle or a pipe boom depending of how well U make it

    • @claycarmine7466
      @claycarmine7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BR4INlessBRI4N ...I want a 12 Gauge Pimp Cane

  • @Wolver_DF
    @Wolver_DF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Now if they can combine an actual phone with one of these guns now that would be awesome 👌

  • @keelanking398
    @keelanking398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4227

    If you ever feel useless just know that Matt has a home security system

    • @KdazKayDa
      @KdazKayDa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Matt to his fans:
      Get a security system
      *shows his entire channel*
      But not for me

    • @tonyvercetti8056
      @tonyvercetti8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Underrated

    • @laststar_420
      @laststar_420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My home security is me and im 13 well ill be 13 in 3 days anyway

    • @bigfloppa5731
      @bigfloppa5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@laststar_420 so what's your plan if someone breaks in? That doesn't sound like a very good security system

    • @jamesallmon7756
      @jamesallmon7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ŚparrowYT they just cower in fear at the sight of him.

  • @alexarmstrong9915
    @alexarmstrong9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Matt: It looks like a phone!
    Me: *Something's Wrong, I can feel it.*

    • @kotarojujo6365
      @kotarojujo6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ImmortAlex67 wrong template subtitles. Correction is “something’s wrong, I scan feel it” Besides that good meme.

    • @pxcyb1t595
      @pxcyb1t595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eminem is the best

    • @Junekiri_rai
      @Junekiri_rai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pxcyb1t595 *like somethings about to happen, but I don't know what*

    • @pxcyb1t595
      @pxcyb1t595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *slim sady* (spelled on purpus)

  • @ossifyn3221
    @ossifyn3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Imagine getting a call and accidentally pulling this out

    • @cw9627
      @cw9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Or getting mugged and pulling your phone out!

    • @thefadedfisherman5548
      @thefadedfisherman5548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cw9627 😂😂😂

    • @GhenzieDC
      @GhenzieDC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funny part about that, is no one would ever notice, hell you could probably walk around Walmart with it in your hand and no one would notice. Even the hinge screw makes it look like it has a camera on the back.

  • @zip7806
    @zip7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:59 Interesting to see the shock wave travel down your arm and back.

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A friend of mine caught that same thing in slow-mo but when I was shooting my 44 magnum.

  • @alexanderbertisch6328
    @alexanderbertisch6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    This is how he disguises his guns from Mere.

    • @H.P778
      @H.P778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smortness

    • @bryce2jz
      @bryce2jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mere is his wife right

    • @alexanderbertisch6328
      @alexanderbertisch6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bryce2jz yes

    • @Monuments_to_Good_Intentions
      @Monuments_to_Good_Intentions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At this point he can buy anything he wants, these guns have made them so much that they now can get sponsors to pay for his mansion remodel! 😃👍🏼👊🏻🔥

    • @-OokySpooky-
      @-OokySpooky- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, been on this channel for years dont snitch! More callouts like that and I think shell realize this isn't part of VetRanch!

  • @Dontel101945454ok
    @Dontel101945454ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “Call the ambulance”
    “But not for me”

    • @a--...--.--45
      @a--...--.--45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The True Mastermind DeadPool I Think

    • @thrillvr4483
      @thrillvr4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He do be robbing memes tho

    • @Sudhdidu
      @Sudhdidu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is 69 likes I’m tempted to break it

    • @BigPeePee14
      @BigPeePee14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah #69

    • @MisfiredMute
      @MisfiredMute 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give me all your money old man

  • @frestyze
    @frestyze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "Hey, can you take a picture of us :)"
    "Sure, let me just turn on the flash >:)"
    *Bang*

  • @stealth339
    @stealth339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I followed Idealconceal from the beginning and was planning on getting a 9mm when released. The prices shot up to the point that I think it's just not worth the price. Love DemolitionRanch though. Thanks for the video

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    That awkward moment when the stewardess asks you to turn your gun to airplane mode.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Flight attendant: could you turn on airplane mode
      Me: uh, sure thing
      My phone: *turns into A10 and flies next to us*
      Me: there ya go.
      Flight attendant: ...
      Iran: *internal screaming*

    • @thirdfir5369
      @thirdfir5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember no Russian

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      'you mean hijack mode?'

  • @timtubbs6193
    @timtubbs6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    “Some people are going to wonder”
    I’m glad there are others.

    • @totoco2
      @totoco2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And i guessed it wrong.. damn that thing is good

    • @greeneayala7583
      @greeneayala7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top comment

    • @Dirt_track_4_life
      @Dirt_track_4_life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to I thought it was the other pocket too

    • @melloowyellow2499
      @melloowyellow2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did it so u wouldnt be thinking of it all night 😂

  • @KaiserImpact1
    @KaiserImpact1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Guy: “Alright guys! He’s out of weapons and he’s cornered!”
    John wick: *pulls out the his phone gun*

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guy: GODDAMN!

    • @papamujaffa5303
      @papamujaffa5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      John wick:pulls out his pencil

    • @busy365
      @busy365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Wick: *Pulls out his belt*

    • @Stephen-sy3ls
      @Stephen-sy3ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also John Wick: Blinks

    • @paulobatitay9362
      @paulobatitay9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Wick: Pulls down his pants

  • @DavidIsaskar
    @DavidIsaskar ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really need this gun

    • @Nuhu_Abdulhamid
      @Nuhu_Abdulhamid ปีที่แล้ว

      It amazing having you here and thanks for watching. I have just selected you for my ongoing giveaway, kindly Message me for more information

  • @canarysoup6553
    @canarysoup6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    Imagine accidentally pulling out your phone.

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      ×Coffin dance starts playing×

    • @victorfox9623
      @victorfox9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      What are you going to do, kill me with your 5G? Oh...your gun is called a 5G

    • @jonathanschipper4202
      @jonathanschipper4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wouldn't be the first time I rolled a nat 1.

    • @williamcattr267
      @williamcattr267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      8:16
      I guess it would look something like this...

    • @airget
      @airget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not just that, you gotta make those 2 shots count cause you aren't getting a reload. This might work if you just have a single person trying to rob you, but anything past that and this defense tool is pretty much worthless.

  • @mattdagamingpro1030
    @mattdagamingpro1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Police: empty your pockets
    Matt: * drops 50 bmg bullet *
    Police: Do you have a gun in your back sir?

    • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
      @mymaingotbanned_not5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shutter Kind of wanna try that now for some reason

    • @alancross5838
      @alancross5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mymaingotbanned_not5816 *what*

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Image putting it up some poor sod's ass and setting off the primer

    • @jackdanila9893
      @jackdanila9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mymaingotbanned_not5816 are you still alive mate?

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/hadastroke

  • @pyromaniaxe1187
    @pyromaniaxe1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    The odd part is that when the gun and the phone were in his pockets, the phone looked more like the gun than the gun did.

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I remembered his phone was slightly longer and knew which was which. Still, without knowing he had a phone and a gun you would simply think he had a phone in his pocket.

    • @tanweerismail9673
      @tanweerismail9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats the piont

    • @jeffgray7922
      @jeffgray7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. I really thought it was in his right pocket until he pulled them out. Blew my mind.

    • @comradeq2493
      @comradeq2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffgray7922 same

    • @viking90706
      @viking90706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES YES, I was actually fooled by the same demo.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Smart Brain Inc. made a flip phone version once. It fires photon blasts from the antenna. Fully charged, it can fire up to twelve single shots, or four bursts of three.

  • @ayeeyee9634
    @ayeeyee9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    “Gimme all you money”
    Hold on lemme PayPal you

  • @misakamikoto8785
    @misakamikoto8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Friend: I got the new iPhone SE for $399, what you got?
    Me: I got the new iGun for $380.

    • @oveandresthre7666
      @oveandresthre7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexandergrandbell3111
      @alexandergrandbell3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      $575*

    • @konrah1486
      @konrah1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      alexander grandbell shut up

    • @medicah
      @medicah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Misaka Mikoto based af

    • @joseph1541
      @joseph1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how everyone comments but doesn’t even know what the gun is that he featured lol

  • @rotatingrobocockdarkdoggytechn
    @rotatingrobocockdarkdoggytechn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    wasted opportunity with the second phone
    "MAMAAAAAAA, JUST KILLED A MAN"

    • @ignoreddemon1857
      @ignoreddemon1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      literally was going to comment this, great minds I guess

    • @pina4583
      @pina4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      put the gun againts his head

    • @carumsarene
      @carumsarene 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pina4583
      Pulled my trigger now he's dead~♪

    • @danalves3048
      @danalves3048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carumsarene mamaaaaaaa life has Just begun

    • @lordofthemfl9899
      @lordofthemfl9899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danalves3048 Is it normal that I read it with Freddie's voice in my head.

  • @Walaim
    @Walaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought that was an FMG-9 for a second. But damn, imagine getting killed by a freaking phone gun.

  • @justinbeard6395
    @justinbeard6395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Matt- "I'd have to say 2" barrel"
    Me-*looks down* "seems right"

    • @johnmutz9919
      @johnmutz9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They make little blue pills for that 😘

    • @hu3965
      @hu3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice 1 more than me

  • @edwindanielguzmanromero7106
    @edwindanielguzmanromero7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3777

    The quiet kid of the classroom : interesting

    • @eastonator1262
      @eastonator1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It’s only a 2 shot that they’d probably miss unless they were right next to you and they have to take it apart to reload so he wouldn’t get too far lmao

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@eastonator1262 Still two confirmed kills, if that quiet kid was me in my childhood.

    • @eliastaveras8007
      @eliastaveras8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 your way of thinking is scary mate

    • @malikkamikaze
      @malikkamikaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @goddragonaz462
      @goddragonaz462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is a nice little self defense

  • @ChurchOfTheHolyMho
    @ChurchOfTheHolyMho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    (in Dirty Harry voice): "I think you've got an incoming call, punk."

    • @lodrbyroni
      @lodrbyroni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (Arnold "T2" wants in in the action) "Out of service, Dickwad"

    • @gage.__3475
      @gage.__3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *IRONHIDE STARES INTENTLY*

    • @bustersplaybox
      @bustersplaybox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmm the call Dropped

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "The thing you have to ask yourself is, do I have five bars or six."

    • @aaronflood8355
      @aaronflood8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @vyc_vyprr2296
    @vyc_vyprr2296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the wallet one because you can just pull it out whenever you’re getting robbed and say here’s my money but then you can just shoot them. Pretty cool stuff.

    • @t.me_-_demolitionranch08
      @t.me_-_demolitionranch08 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey congratulations you have been selected for my end year giveaway going on contact me for more information .

  • @bignerd3783
    @bignerd3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This man after a robber enters his house: ITS SHOWTIME BABY

    • @Adidashes
      @Adidashes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt: *grabs phone
      Robber: why do i hear astronomia?

  • @claytonstuhlsatz5423
    @claytonstuhlsatz5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Apple: enjoy this new AR 15 disguised as an iPad
    Matt: I’ll take your entire stock

    • @leonardorodini1947
      @leonardorodini1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That must be the iPew

    • @sreg56
      @sreg56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just Jeff yessssss

  • @sb859
    @sb859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Smile, and wait for the flash!"

  • @bobatea4467
    @bobatea4467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how when you’re calling your mom it’s just at your home screen

  • @strikerfrost7222
    @strikerfrost7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    "Brandon, no phones in class."
    *Hehehe oh but Miss Johnson, this isn't a phone...*

    • @mrlingshaun6269
      @mrlingshaun6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NOOOOO😂🤣😂

    • @RonaldoZ1024
      @RonaldoZ1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And then Miss Johnson started hearing Pumped Up Kicks in the background

    • @BrandonTConklin
      @BrandonTConklin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's not the charger port Miss Johnson

    • @narvea
      @narvea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run-*

    • @kimberlymarsh9687
      @kimberlymarsh9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *outrun my gun*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The intro was easily the smartest way to eliminate an armed robber. The art of deception.

    • @_HaiLo_
      @_HaiLo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *A R T*
      *Now I'm More Interested*

    • @polinttalu7102
      @polinttalu7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @yee he's here because he has no moustache

    • @lesquidytm3539
      @lesquidytm3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOW HE LIKES GUN TH-camRS,HALP

    • @_HaiLo_
      @_HaiLo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lesquidytm3539 *N o*

    • @aevirann
      @aevirann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how did i find you here as well?

  • @ellejendario97
    @ellejendario97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    the robber: "why do your phone has a picatinny rail?

    • @GrandHeresiarch
      @GrandHeresiarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "It's just a razer gaming phone with a call of duty skin." By the time they think that through you've resolved the problem.

    • @april-wr1mf
      @april-wr1mf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you see it's this cool folding phone with 2 headphone jacks you see look down that Jack it's also waterproof

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aesthetics

  • @DragnSly
    @DragnSly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That opening skit, you should've said "Mama, just killed a man..."

  • @pilotmichael3422
    @pilotmichael3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    My dad's house burned down a couple days ago and my cat passed away in the fire. So far your videos are the only thing that has been able to take my mind off the incident and put me in a good mood, even if it is just for a few minutes. Thank you, Matt.

    • @cheekibreeki4783
      @cheekibreeki4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Can relate, my cat and dad did pass this year.. it'll get better, try to not focus too much on the past and look to the future

    • @coop13
      @coop13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      pog

    • @gofys3098
      @gofys3098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh man im so sorry. So sorry. My house is ok but my cat was smashed by the neighbours carpark door. It took me 2 weeks to get over it and i still think about it on the regular. Im so sorry man

    • @AliHaider-on7cl
      @AliHaider-on7cl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coop13 it's not pog

    • @AliHaider-on7cl
      @AliHaider-on7cl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm so sorry

  • @hushmyusic9613
    @hushmyusic9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Robber: Gimmi all your money
    Matt: Ima bout to end thisn mans whole career.

  • @arthur3778
    @arthur3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2145

    The quiet kid when he asks the teacher if he can use his phone as a calculator:

    • @thesingingsharks2686
      @thesingingsharks2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Subtract the targets

    • @lordofjonkeys5609
      @lordofjonkeys5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt
      I understood that reference...
      *uncomfortably moves in chair*

    • @totov7673
      @totov7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordofjonkeys5609 Whats the brand gun called so cool I might need one of this.

    • @lordofjonkeys5609
      @lordofjonkeys5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@totov7673
      I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean, could you explain?

    • @bbcultra4824
      @bbcultra4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "WW2 flash backs intensifies"

  • @__S.T__
    @__S.T__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is literally just,
    " argh, argh, call an ambulance, CALL AN AMBULANCE!.. _but not for me_ "

  • @ad1ldo
    @ad1ldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Matt “Definitely not a gun” Carriker

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matt ”Don’t tell mare” Carriker

    • @uwillcatchhands2479
      @uwillcatchhands2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt "i didnt buy a gun... i bought two guns" Carriker

    • @chelo4197
      @chelo4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt "5.7 is a super small but really fast round" carriker

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt ”I’m not sure if this is legal” Carriker

  • @nazarjuna
    @nazarjuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Missed the opportunity to answer the call with: "Mama..... Just killed a man..."

    • @aussie66hm33
      @aussie66hm33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      very underrated comment lmao

    • @andrewcheng2113
      @andrewcheng2113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bohemian rhapsody :)

    • @beverlyburgess9209
      @beverlyburgess9209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now hes dead.”

    • @dehanbadenhorst1398
      @dehanbadenhorst1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would have been amazing

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beverlyburgess9209 'Mama, life had just begun'

  • @gunscountrycorps
    @gunscountrycorps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the distance you were shooting, it seems accurate. Really good for going too the ATM. Would be really good chambered in a 410

  • @april-wr1mf
    @april-wr1mf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Imagine robbing a guy and he 2 taps you in the stomach with a cellphone

  • @meleajacobi1998
    @meleajacobi1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Imagine carrying this with a supressor for extra stealth

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And adding a stock and telescopic sight for accuracy

    • @michaelortiz1732
      @michaelortiz1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Melea Jacobi well it won’t exactly look like a phone

    • @alvingreenberg9426
      @alvingreenberg9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheez-itman2784 haha

    • @smolentsevalexander
      @smolentsevalexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lien'O nilloC it would look like an satellite phone actually

    • @bobsmith867
      @bobsmith867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would look like a cell phone antena lol

  • @ChaseIron
    @ChaseIron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:14
    All these little bits just tell you he’s a dad.

    • @marcopolo208
      @marcopolo208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He made this so he could have a laugh about it during editing and when rewatching this video.

  • @Cobalt30_05
    @Cobalt30_05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Friend: can I get a screenshot?
    Me: *grabs cell gun*

  • @lukecamerini766
    @lukecamerini766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Next video: “Looks like a TV but it’s definitely a gun!”

    • @isrraelgs7156
      @isrraelgs7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chamber in .50 BMG xD

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup , the colt tv 44

  • @onefishyboi2331
    @onefishyboi2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    When you call suicide hotline with the wrong phone

  • @ajkulac9895
    @ajkulac9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "I wasn't robbing that store, just paying with wrong credit card"

  • @tatersalad941
    @tatersalad941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That moment you pull out the wrong cellphone. ☠️

  • @inkaz2133
    @inkaz2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Damn Apple ain’t playing around anymore.

    • @Nyctophiliac.
      @Nyctophiliac. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if this was an Apple product, you'd probably need to replace it after the first 5 shots

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nyctophiliac. It would be worse than a Hi-Point

    • @thiccyt4325
      @thiccyt4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it was an apple product you couldn't reload it you have to buy a new one

  • @S_U_R_A_J
    @S_U_R_A_J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Everyone gangsta until this device reaches a real gangster.

    • @kaden-bone8097
      @kaden-bone8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's a "real gangster".

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao gangster is nothing yo

    • @Spacecadet3890
      @Spacecadet3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaden-bone8097 someone willing to dump a mag into innocent bystanders completely missing there target because they were selling narcotics,

    • @gamerkaren5691
      @gamerkaren5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaden-bone8097 a gang member

    • @onceacarnowaking539
      @onceacarnowaking539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pub Thumpin hip fire upside down glock while rolling about

  • @GnostalgicMnemonic
    @GnostalgicMnemonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    9:15
    At this moment, I was like 100% certain that the gun was in your left pocket (audience right) - that one was a lot longer and had a weird indent to it. Almost felt a little smug.
    Turns out I was completely wrong though so I guess it does its job pretty well.

    • @FestivaLagoon
      @FestivaLagoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I made the same guess, then I was proved wrong.

    • @LuckyFullPR
      @LuckyFullPR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine if he dont show what was in his pocket.

    • @alegsb3943
      @alegsb3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said earlier that the gun was shorter so I knew it was the right, plus he’s right handed so he would do that

  • @diegosilang4823
    @diegosilang4823 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need shooting competition using these compact guns, testing their aim and speed of reloading.

  • @Meistermotivation1
    @Meistermotivation1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Imagine u get robbed and pulled out ur smartphone cuz u thinking it's ur gun and aim at him

    • @FendiYT
      @FendiYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😃😂😂😂😂

    • @fj094t58qjf
      @fj094t58qjf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      proceeds to beat the robber into pulp with the iron case iphone*

    • @dustyrusty6554
      @dustyrusty6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jest imagene