"If I Were You" Episode 144: Heart to Heart (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

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  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I swear, Thomas is one of the funniest people ever.

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob Mckennie next to Ben Shawrtz

    • @pjmathison9787
      @pjmathison9787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maria brown he’s next to jake and amir

    • @Kanjo_Bazooie
      @Kanjo_Bazooie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mariabrown6926 I'm from the future to tell you to check out Middleditch and Schwartz on Netflix

    • @kobymusic108
      @kobymusic108 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s the master of doing other countries ascent.

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    how many gigabytes does this podcast own?

  • @TheAzzATheory
    @TheAzzATheory 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Don't say I'm fucking scared of the moon, I'm not" best line literally ever

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaron Derrick very possibly so

    • @GardenNomme
      @GardenNomme 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @NickyPoutine
      @NickyPoutine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nomme. 14:35

  • @derrickmichael805
    @derrickmichael805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    22:58 One day I hope to see a Batman movie with Middleditch cast as the Riddler. He would be perfect.

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Middleditch is the funniest person in the world.

    • @piernacitas
      @piernacitas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ben schwartz

    • @oioi5357
      @oioi5357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Miguel Diaz nah

    • @Geothermal_Escapism
      @Geothermal_Escapism 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Miguel Diaz definitely a contender but I'd pick middleditch

    • @tidebleach8215
      @tidebleach8215 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FrshChees91 how about seinfeld?

    • @oioi5357
      @oioi5357 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      gamers worldwide nah

  • @Littlehickish
    @Littlehickish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    25:05 Thomas’s switch from college dude to theatre dweeb is so wonderful

  • @bryancranston46
    @bryancranston46 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Thomas is honestly the funniest person i've heard in a while had me laughing a lot at work. made me pretty happy.

    • @aggroeel2454
      @aggroeel2454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryan Cranston Hey uuhh, no offense Mr. White. But what exactly do you know about comedy?
      You taught highschool chemistry for like 30 years.
      I guess it proves you can take a joke :D

  • @henrykates1907
    @henrykates1907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This has to be one of my favorite episodes of all time, not only because of the amazing intro theme, but also Thomas's weird mouth thing around 15:30.

  • @firstnamelastname4752
    @firstnamelastname4752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Vimeo for providing the set, which looks like an apartment, and absolutely nothing else, not even microphones.

  • @DigiFinch
    @DigiFinch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    You guys should tape these more often! They're super good

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah even iphone footage would do.

    • @anishannayya1
      @anishannayya1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Padre no. Never. Don't speak again.

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anishannayya1 Uhhhhh no? There I gave you the attention you've always wanted from mommy and daddy. Crawl back into your cave.

    • @anishannayya1
      @anishannayya1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Padre It'll look like ass. Amir is a perfectionist; he would never do something so amateur hour. Hell, even an amateur would know better.

    • @bogsbinny7124
      @bogsbinny7124 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +James Padre "What happens if their pilot gets shot down?" You fucking jinxed it.

  • @iPartySober
    @iPartySober 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    His college boy impression is hilarious; I love how he quickly runs out of air after every sentence.

  • @MrOutPerform
    @MrOutPerform 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    anyone else think Jake missed a golden opportunity to rap about the Geico lizard?

    • @JonAndreas431
      @JonAndreas431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was pissed that Amir failed to educate us on the frigid temperatures of aardvark cum

    • @PorgWitch
      @PorgWitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coldest!

    • @EgoPersons
      @EgoPersons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JonAndreas431 how cold is it?

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tommy is so talented it hurts. He needs more attention in the comedy realm.

  • @svenniepennie4237
    @svenniepennie4237 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Woooah-oh... for the longest SNATCH!

  • @SquareNoggin
    @SquareNoggin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Dude no I'm serious, they put nutritional yeast, like nuche all over it"
    fuckin' lost it.

  • @MadWalrus97
    @MadWalrus97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The need to get Tom on the show more often. he's hands down the funniest guest they've had on the show.

  • @Murked2000
    @Murked2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Petition to change the Podcast to "If We Were you" and have Middleditch on full time.

  • @l1mao7
    @l1mao7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    bad intro?
    naaahhh
    bad you!

  • @cupofteam
    @cupofteam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    been looking forward to this video all week

  • @ASVermilion
    @ASVermilion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant :D i love this show. Please tape more or them

  • @The8347135
    @The8347135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I died at "Corner"

  • @weoutchea3982
    @weoutchea3982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We got Rrrrrrrreggie Watts coming out later

  • @canadianmangojuice
    @canadianmangojuice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Day 239...still waiting for Reggie Watts.

  • @Sahfuk
    @Sahfuk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    N-n-n-n-nasty!!

    • @Jteee1
      @Jteee1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      F-f-f-filthy

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HERE WE GO NOW, HERE WE GO NOW, IT'S DISSSGUSSTINNGG GET FILTYYY

  • @RVCIpodHelp
    @RVCIpodHelp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This video completed my life course. It shall end now.

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish every episode was recorded

  • @90PapaMike
    @90PapaMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:35 ...just pure gold 🤣 ”Nanananasty”

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    N-n-n-nasty! , F-f-f-filthy! Haha he's the funniest

  • @eeloza
    @eeloza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    OBVIOUSLY Thomas wanted to be in the middle...

    • @nickdasnowman
      @nickdasnowman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      HE WANTS TO BE IN THE MIDDLE

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      nickdasnowman I wonder if anyone has managed to read your comment without immediately singing it out loud

    • @mangacrazycatlover
      @mangacrazycatlover 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Stuck in the middle with yoush~

  • @qwertyuiop-ke7fs
    @qwertyuiop-ke7fs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The stream bit was the funniest thing I've ever heard, holy shit

  • @heikanaomi4426
    @heikanaomi4426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, love Thomas. Not only is he funny, but he is insightful, real and I just like his advice. He takes it seriously. 💟

  • @DrAvory
    @DrAvory 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best episodes!

  • @seanutter428
    @seanutter428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've watched this like 80 times just to hear that rap in the beginning

  • @neutrinocoffee1151
    @neutrinocoffee1151 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this podcast so much.

  • @arcusangelus
    @arcusangelus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta love these video-casts!!!

  • @MeeGrrLoves
    @MeeGrrLoves 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😄I love these videos wish u guys did em more often 🙌💃

  • @joe4568900
    @joe4568900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:17 is the greatest thing ever

  • @sprachlichforvirret
    @sprachlichforvirret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    it's so wild hearing how male friendships aren't valued/appreciated in the first question.
    you should absolutely prioritize an old friend even though you have a girlfriend, you should absolutely talk to your friend, if you feel neglected and want to see him more. it shouldn't actually be okay for guys to ghost their good friends for 6-12 months just because they get in romantic relationships and apparently can't maintain more than one relationship.
    luckily i think the conversation around male friendships and emotional needs have evolved a lot over the last 5 years in many circles, which is why i was particularly shocked to hear these guys (who have very close friends, that they a fortunate enough to work with!) have such cold takes. i also think/hope that their answers would be a little different today

    • @ktm3636
      @ktm3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good take!! yeah, hearing jake and amir be like "i couldn't have a heart to heart with a guy" and jake being so disgusted at the thought of it, i was like huh?!?! and thomas joked about how that was shocking but it genuinely is unhealthy

    • @sprachlichforvirret
      @sprachlichforvirret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ktm3636 thx! glad im not the only one who was shooketh.. (at least until i checked the date and saw how old the video is lol)

    • @snorcutter
      @snorcutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are toxic masculinity

  • @redpandachannel4534
    @redpandachannel4534 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've watched this way too many times and I still laugh at everything they say

  • @glacier2win
    @glacier2win 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is incredible.

  • @av-xd6bz
    @av-xd6bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a girl, if I ever went to some guy's place and there was a wall full of art made by him and his friends, I'd love it.

  • @Mogu003
    @Mogu003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Malaysian reference is actually pretty fucking spot on.

  • @spicyburglar
    @spicyburglar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Hey I'm one take jake, I'm - fuck"

  • @TaterTots620
    @TaterTots620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sooooo funny love Amir’s high voice reminds me of old college humor

  • @moop85
    @moop85 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    when middleditch ran to the stage in montreal, what a great show!

  • @mike12jrw1111113
    @mike12jrw1111113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Now that jake and amir has ended every episode of ifiwereyou should be video recorded. Its so much better like this.

  • @ohdreammaker
    @ohdreammaker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    can you video one with ben? (love this one!)

    • @ohdreammaker
      @ohdreammaker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or him playing problem over and over

  • @Kugelschrei
    @Kugelschrei 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Seriously Jake has to step down his manliness, heart to heart moments are mandatory and awesome.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr i was like its ok not to like be excited for emotional intimacy but that was like a high level of toxic masculinity acting like you should NOT EVER talk to another guy about your emotions EVER and that would ALWAYS be WRONG and WEIRD. but this was a lot of years ago maybe he's opened his mind since then

  • @b4rcode1
    @b4rcode1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was peak thomas middleditch

  • @rloach067
    @rloach067 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that guy so much.

  •  9 ปีที่แล้ว

    No. You can't kill me with laughter like this!

  • @curateitgorl
    @curateitgorl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:49 omg dying!

  • @0MOLOTOV
    @0MOLOTOV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    you did literally every accent under the sun apart from Welsh lmfao

  • @TommyColeman
    @TommyColeman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jake stop touching him you're going to blow it

  • @seizurefrog
    @seizurefrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    middleditch is so funny and charming!

  • @MrEL91N
    @MrEL91N 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't say I'm scared of the moon. I'm not. Funniest shit ever.

  • @imthenervouswreckful
    @imthenervouswreckful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thomas!!!

    • @YoungBrave2006
      @YoungBrave2006 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't wait for Silicon Valley, and it's inevitable porn parody, Silicone Valley.

  • @MrClarky1
    @MrClarky1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thomas Middleditch should be cast as the Riddler I reckon he'd actually be good

  • @rasheedahmed355
    @rasheedahmed355 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thomas is really really funny. Didn't realize that from college humor vids, heard he's on a show now, keep it up! :-)

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    32:55 Middleditch is a fully certified maniac and I love him

  • @Aquilles92
    @Aquilles92 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    wawaaaat! that was fantastic :) u guys r the best

  • @arcapelagofig86
    @arcapelagofig86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im from wales and thomas' welsh accent is hilarious

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thomas and Ben are just the best.

  • @louiss1625
    @louiss1625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    love how slightly drunk Jake was for this episode

  • @YoungBrave2006
    @YoungBrave2006 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is textbook how you should do these from now on. And put them on here.

  • @champitadub
    @champitadub 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meet me in the MIDDLE..DITCH! I love it when he and Ben visit!

  • @rook37
    @rook37 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    you have no idea how fast i sat up when he said he was playing total war haha

  • @jamie_drummond
    @jamie_drummond 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing episode!

  • @dicamillo38ify
    @dicamillo38ify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    With the TeeTees and the TaTas

  • @kobymusic108
    @kobymusic108 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm in tears, soooo funny

  • @manchesterisblue1023
    @manchesterisblue1023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    HOLY SHIT DOOBS IS HERE

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and now he's filthy STINKIN RICH seeing as this thing's been released to the public

  • @yourgirlkate2482
    @yourgirlkate2482 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "oyyy now i'm intertwined with da lady"

  • @dinzzzznbjzzzz
    @dinzzzznbjzzzz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    so when does Reggie Watts come on?

  • @darylgraham4313
    @darylgraham4313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thomas channeling Akiva from the lonely island with that opening.

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those Welsh accents were perfect!👌🏼
    As a Welsh person, I can confirm that we all talk like that!

  • @grahamiii
    @grahamiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    #1 Golden Mic Best Ep of all time?

  • @suhnody
    @suhnody 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    IM hoping you will do mroe video podcasts.. if you can!

  • @NeoAlgos
    @NeoAlgos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    REGGIE WATTS

  • @GreggyAnhVNeck
    @GreggyAnhVNeck 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jake is truly Amazing to have Still won the Golden Mic Award this episode.

  • @gali7196
    @gali7196 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome ep how come not hd though? :(

  • @MechMooseKnuckle6
    @MechMooseKnuckle6 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome episode! too short though :3

  • @tdagarim10
    @tdagarim10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thomas's twitch streams are dope!

    • @Peacocksnwhales
      @Peacocksnwhales 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can i have stream name please?

    • @tdagarim10
      @tdagarim10 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peacocksnwhales www.twitch.tv/middleditch/profile

  • @Randyy1
    @Randyy1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Glorious 360p.

    • @RemiliaVampire
      @RemiliaVampire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what do you need to see in high definition here?

    • @anishannayya1
      @anishannayya1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      YoungBrave2006 it's coy roach, you roach

    • @YoungBrave2006
      @YoungBrave2006 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anishannayya1 Excuse?

    • @YoungBrave2006
      @YoungBrave2006 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randyy1 Well, sometimes, that's how it works on TH-cam. People upload shit in high def; but it's not in high def until several hours later, or the next day. You were one of the first commenters on this video (congratulations for nothing), so it's fair for me to expect that you were complaining about nothing, which in all fairness, you were. In other parts of the world, people complain about not being able to gather firewood to cook unless they gather it in places where they might get raped, either way, hashtag firstworldproblems, dude. Would you like some cheese with you whine. Oh, I'm sorry, I've just been informed that we are all out of cheese; but we would gladly give you a bag of dicks, on the house. You seem like the kind of person that would enjoy that. DIIICCCKKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!

    • @dominicedwards-wilds4333
      @dominicedwards-wilds4333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad quality? Nah, Bad you

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I feel Jake was constantly touching Tom.

  • @LerLoons
    @LerLoons 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    looks like amir is using an op-1 ! dope

  • @mangacrazycatlover
    @mangacrazycatlover 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think even girls would feel awkward having that talk.

  • @robertoibarra8280
    @robertoibarra8280 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Thomas so much omfg he is hilarious pahhhah

  • @tycho_m
    @tycho_m 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    T-Ditch is amazing! I can't wait for Silicon Valley season 2

  • @dominicedwards-wilds4333
    @dominicedwards-wilds4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched this a minimum of like 13 times

  • @DGice2
    @DGice2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is the guy in the middle Jorma from lonely island.

    • @saraespina670
      @saraespina670 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, it's Thomas Middleditch

  • @ajgarrett9
    @ajgarrett9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What instrument is Amir using?!

    • @TTice190
      @TTice190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drum

  • @michaelbailey797
    @michaelbailey797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dont say im fuckin scared of the moon. Im not LOL

  • @xScrrream
    @xScrrream 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    whenever thomas middleditch seems like he's comfortable he's funny as hell. amir was interrupting him a lot so that probably threw him off

  • @aphra7845
    @aphra7845 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    25:14 funniest part somehow :')

  • @Kajotex
    @Kajotex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rimshot-bit is killing me. "Ok. Got it got it got it. Here we gooooo" *ba tsch tsch*

  • @coolboy0851
    @coolboy0851 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how dont they know what total war is?
    also i am so glad they did a "the other guys" referance :D

  • @widedogg
    @widedogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    29:00 might be the funniest thing i've ever seen

  • @RewDowns
    @RewDowns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:00 was fucking hilarious

  • @dankim23
    @dankim23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about the outtakes from jake amir with Ben Schwartz

  • @juliette9145
    @juliette9145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe this dude is the voice of Terry on Solar Opposites