Gamers Reactions to Jared From Subway Intro | South Park™: The Fractured But Whole
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ค. 2024
- Here with you "Gamers React Comp". In this video you will see some of the reactions to Jared From Subway Intro in the game called South Park™: The Fractured But Whole™.
Gamers:
1)xChaseMoney2 → / xchasemoney2
2)Kubz Scouts → / thekubzscouts
3)Daithi De Nogla → / daithidenogla
4)BrownMan → / b1gnbr0wn
5)KYRSP33DY → / kyrsp33dy
6)PewDiePie → / pewdiepie
7)TmarTn2 → / tmartn2
8)ZackScottGames → / zackscottgames
9)YOGSCAST Martyn → / inthelittlewood
10)GameRiot → / gameriotarmy
11)MessYourself → / messyourself
12)SwingPoynt → / swingpoynt
13)jacksepticeye → / jacksepticeye
14)TetraNinja → / tetraninja
15)theRadBrad → / theradbrad
16)Ben Broman → / benwca
17)Alyce Rocha → / @alyska
18)CaRtOoNz → / cart0onz
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Gamers React Comp I AM NOW GIMMIE PIZZA LOL
Gamers React Comp yes
Gamers React Comp yes
HOW CAN THAY DO THIS TO THE GAMERS
jk
Gamers React Comp no stop it
Jared started his career the same way he ended it. Trying to get into smaller pants. I'm going to hell for that....
Crazed Cosplay Yes. Yes you are
@@sisterlillybug3142 Heh
I’m laughing my ass off
Guess we're going with ya, good joke though.
No, that was honest.
Fun fact: Jared showed up on South Park somewhere in the early season so this isn’t just them randomly inserting Jared from Subway. This is a CALL BACK character!
And it was funny
A I D S
He actually showed up so early we didn’t know he was a nonce. The episode is called ‘Jared has Aides’ (a pun on aids)
That was literally the only time I'd heard of him; anything else past that is complete news to me
@@ReaderPaperPlains AIDES
I just can't stop laughing at Cartman's completely deadpan "Oh f*ck it's Jared"
It would be my reaction like I would actually say that
I'm just gonna go ahead and say that he had the best reaction, hands down.
That's my favorite part lol. It's like, for all of the playing around and joking they're doing, even cartman knows that the shit is going down.
I still can't listen to the song in my head without hearing that LOL
I swear deadass makes my howl everytime i see it 😫🤣🤣😂☠☠
*He's still lookin' gooood... Eatin' those Subway sandwichessss... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood*
A normal guy lol
*distant child screams*
Hey Kids You Want Some Candy?
You'll Excuse me if I don't want to watch this..
Im scared
"How can you make a boss so unsettling and hilarious at the same time?"
Trey and Matt: "Hold my sandwich"
Uhhh, explain please?
@@spidey5558 Trey and Matt are the creators of South Park.
@@KaijuKingTheRisen I see
@@spidey5558 of course you see, you’re a spider, you have a lot of eyes
@@emeraldfinder5 .........Good one
Even Jareds sentence was under 18
Robin Brewer oof
He dun goofed
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
BEST
COMMENT
EVER
*HE STILL LOOKIN GUUUUURD*
*EATIN SUBWAY SAMMICHEEEES*
*HIS NAMEH JARED N HE STILL LOOKIN GURRRRRD*
Hey kids want some candy?
Oh F*ck It’s Jared!!!!
You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.
*ready's my BFG* you will never hurt anyone ever again
Why is your pfp adorable artstyle?
"Oh, fuck, it's Jared."
I don't watch South Park. But the way Cartman says that is just everything.
Yep XD
IKR
how could someone NOT watch South Park? didnt think that was possible....
@@ohioagainsttheworld676
It's just never something I've been ecstatic about.
It has my type of comedy too - Shock value, mature and 18+ raunchy.
But unlike something like The Hangover, I wasn't desperate to watch it when I first heard about it.
I LIKE HOW HE SAYS IT IN A WAY LIKE WELP WORLD DEAD
Admit it, that intro song is pretty catchy
It is some damn good boss music. Like fuck that sounds like a song in a Michael Bay movie that plays when a truck scene shows up.
I was the 420th
It’s great I heard this song in some videos but am dying to find the name of it
I walked into a subway store once and dressed up with this song playing
Yeah and the fact that I got it FUCKING stuck in my head...
"Oh fu*k its Jared" gets me every time 😂😂😂
It's the delivery of the line
Every TH-camr after the intro: “So if you don’t know who Jared is, basically...”
Not really. It seemed to be mostly non-Americans explaining it to their (presumably) non-American viewers. Subway doesn’t have a global monopoly, so there’s no reason for a lot of people to know who Jared is.
@@Eorzat Google tells me subway is in 111 countries I'm sure that qualifies for a global monopoly
@@nousername1888 That doesn't qualify as a global monopoly in any way. "Monopoly" is complete domination in a market without any real competitors -- not how many countries a company is located in. Within the U.S. alone, Subway has competitors like Firehouse Subs, Jersey Mike's, and Jimmy John's. This applies to every other country as well. So, while Subway has a large *percentage* of the global market, it doesn't have domination thus it isn't a global monopoly.
@@Eorzat oh well as you can tell I didn't know what a global monopoly mean't so thanks for explaining
@@Eorzat well actually subway is a global monopoly. They have little to no corporation level competition. They rule the sub/hogie scene
Guy lost 200 ponds from chasing kids.
*dials 911*
911 what's your emergency?
Someone has been has been murdered and Burned!
P O N D S
LMFAO
Yeah the police took away his 200 ponds after he got caught
every jared appearance gets funnier and funnier
Agreed
Your name hurts me
Jared went from mollester to mollested.🤣
Oh South Park...I admire your bravery...
Psychotic !! this is what make this game so awsome
Psychotic !! This fight has a little spot in the pit of my stomach ono'...I kinda had to step away and drink about a gallon of water...along with thinking how people can be so fucked up >
Psychotic !! This is fantastic
Jared was actually on an south park episode
Psychotic !! Less about bravery and more about "Not giving a flying fuck"
Poor Mysterion, Jared really had a thing for him in this game apparently.
He doesn’t like the fact that Kenny thinks that he “wasting a perfectly good sandwich.”
Predators often make a beeline for neglected kids, though... 🤷♀️
@@AspieGirlArianaHale OH GOD
@@AspieGirlArianaHale oh no😳
@@AspieGirlArianaHale oh lorde no...
All I could think while watching this video, *unironically* was,
"I could really go for a ham sandwich."
Then I took a second to think and then thought,
"...with no mayo."
ham ham HAM stop rubbing it in my face that my religion doesn't allow ham. Now if you excuse me I got to go rub essential oil in my child's face. Just kidding however make sure you get it toasted, people say i'm weird for toasting subs but I like em.
I prefer turkey Italiano
I'll take one with extra mayo
I was going to give this a like, but I don't wanna be the guy who fucks up the 666 likes.
Ham's not my thing. I prefer a nice, big slab of BEEF
"Hey kids wanna wanna see my famous footlong?"
*"Uh. No."*
Sammie Higgs funny line. Jacksepticeye’s reaction is also funny
Lauren Meyer lol
Sammie Higgs this battle was a piece of cake
Lauren Meyer what’s cake? I’ve only heard of Subway sandwiches.
Kim Nam🅱️oon it’s an expression
*"Oh fuck it's Jared"*
GokuGMD you’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this
Mikeyboy 326 ,,I just love conjugal visits!''
HEY KIDS WANT SOME CANDY
GokuGMD whelp this is why I go to Charlies or Goodcents
Stay away from he's foot long.
"Jared's got the diddle hands"
Lmao
😬+🥪+👐=Jared fogul
Diddly fingers
You ever have those moments where you’re scrolling through the comments section while the video is playing, and you read a comment at EXACTLY the moment the comment is referencing? 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@noxsiacnumberxv5718 yup happened to me here lol
1% : * normal comments *
%99 : *he's still looking good*
*Eating those Subway sandwiches*
*His name is Jared and he's still lookin' good*
Muy buenos cálculos
Phone Kinq well turn on you wrong! Lol
Congrats. You made a cliche comment
@@Jd-bj9ex I dont speak sombrero
Oh f*ck, it's Jared
*"You'll excuse me if i don't want to watch this."*
Cops are smart.
He's still looking good
Dang it. Somebody kill me.
Your excused
Did anyone else want to fucking tortrue Jared once they heard what he did
Imagine if Jared’s children play this game and they get to this boss.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
John Kesler his children would be playing with something else then videogames.
Lackosanne oh hell no! Now im imagine it in my head! XDDDD
Or just anyone related or close to him in general lol that would be so awkward lol
Lackosanne FBI!!! DON’T FUCKING MOVE!!!
This game is sorta old now, and somehow...
He’s still lookin’ good
He showers in children blood daily
Eating those subway sandwiches
Eatin sandiches
His name is Jared
@@IBL15 and he's still lookin' good
HiS naME Is jAReD aNd HeS stILl LoOKinG GoOd
Hey kids. You want some candy?
I still can't get over the fact that South Park put this guy in the game as a boss xD I'm crying
true XD
I don't think Jared ever dreamed of becoming a video game boss.
"Xd" ffs
666!
I'm surprised I'm playing this on a Nintendo system.
" He's still lookin' gooood... Eatin' those subway sandwichessss... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood"
LMFAO
unknownviper99
Best intro song ever
Gohan With Down Syndrome exactly
unknownviper99 JARED->
"Oh fuck its *jared* "
Hey kids you want some candy
Gotta love how everyone else is either shocked or looks angry, and then there’s just the new kid like 😐
As someone who was almosr a csa victim, seeing South park make fun of this dude and seeing everyone laugh at him is the best thing ever.
Im sorry you had to go through that but its good you are keeping a positive attitude abt it
His name is Jared he still looking goooood
Justus Warner hey kids you want some candy?
Oh fuck it's Jared
do you want some extra mayonaise or do you want to do it dry
Justus Warner but he got beat in prison dooooood
Jacob Juarez You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.
"What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich.."
Yes, of course Kenny. You say that because you barely ever even have food like that.
thats why its funny
So you would eat the sandwich afterwards?
I think every Player had the same reaction as Cartman: Oh f*ck it's Jared
1:11 That is the wrong time to be wearing that
Lol
Actually, wearing a bra is probably the best way to keep Jared away.
@@rindoubaka1574 true, a little to old for him sweetheart
Damn this comments old
"Turns out he's a massive nonce"
God I love the British and their not-words
NONCE
What does that mean again
@@chrisriley2547 means he's a kiddie toucher
pepsidude555 kiddie fiddler*
Turns out I don't know a thing about my own country
"Jared's got the diddle hands!"
*T H E D I D D L E H A N D S*
Izzy Philipson Yeah, but does he have two watches?
He did when he was out of jail, because when he was free it was always time to diddle. But now that he's incarcerated they took his watches away under the sole reason that diddle time is over...
Carcinogenic Oak he always has two watches because it's always time to diddle
It just came on while I was reading that
*You've been diddled!*
Imagine being close friends (or used to be close friends lol) playing this game then all of a sudden, you see a person you knew close in your life shown in a South Park game like this lmao
I love how most of them refuse to say what happened and the Jack is just straight to the point.
My dad literally just came home with subway.
Russell Horning is it still looking goood
I still ate the whole foot long.
-That ain't mayo-
cuenta de mierda que utiliso para cosas Mayo you meant to say Mayo for... Obvious reasons
The Meme Inspector RUN!
He’s still lookin’ good...eatin’ those Subway sandwichesss...his name is Jared and he’s still lookin’ gooood
Hey kids.You want some candy?
Oh fuck its Jared
Please excuse me if I dont want to watch this
SuperAwesomeBros Delilah aka the Pink Penetrator (My oc):Oh fuck it's Jared.
some edgy scrub who is edgy and is also very edgy I'm not dirty minded!The name is the only thing I could come up with on a short notice!
Every reaction of every TH-camr seeing Jared “FBI OPEN UP !!!”
The way he's jailed is like an SCP lol
Does anyone else think Jared’s song is annoyingly catchy?
BlueTheBatPony me too
Sounds like Cartman singing it with the last line
2 years later, it’s still lookin’ gooooood
The original song from the episode made 20 years ago is better, but that's because it's longer and was used to narrate what was happening throughout the episode.
Yes
The more i hear "oh fuck it's jared" the funnier it is
I love how the characters are looking at Jared like "WTF is he doing here?" 😂
I love how nobody is questioning the fact that Jack's in a superhero outfit hahaha
Ikr i thought somebody would've said something. XD
It's Jackaboyman!
LichLord 48 The best superhero ever. ^_^
DarkMistress17 Yep :3
I know hahah I'm a huge fan of his! I just think it's funny that nobody seems to mind! XD
You got to admit it, Jared's jingle is catchy
Gr1mHunt3r his name is jared and he's still looking good 🎶
*HE'S STILL LOOKIN GOOD*
Sadly you’re right lol
He's still looking good...eating those subway sandwiches...his name is Jared and he's still looking goooood. 😂😂😂
*EAT FRESH*
When i fought this guy, the only one who took damage was Butters... (and i am not even kidding)
ok
I mean, Butters is the one who is most vulnerable to manipulation
Poor Butters
Jared’s creamy goo
He was just trying to... Butter you up...
He's still looking good, eating those subway sandwicheeees, his name is Jared and he still looking good. LOL THAT HAD ME ROLLING
I just love Cartman's "Oh fuck. It's Jared" 😂😂😂
Love these videos. The reactions are great! Also extra points for the Spontaneous Bootay theme music
That's the part that always cracks me up
Jared didn't lose weight from eating Subway...it was just that two kids escaped👨🥃
He lost weight chasing after the kids that ran from him
ROFLMAO
@@julioluisminish4495 lol
He went from being the mollester to being the mollested. 🤣
think he got aids actually
Everybody else : normal outfit
Jack : "we don't do that here "
I wanted to cry during one reaction when Jared defeated Tweek and Craig said "Get up Tweek. The world needs you. Super Craig needs you"
captain diabetes said it
Poor mysterion, he got destroyed in almost everyone of them
Well he is Kenny
Well, he is Kenny XD
Hearing that intro 1000 times it's started to catch on especially that "and he's still lookin good" part
"He's got the diddle hands!"
Jared:How would kids like to see my famous footlong
Dude: uh.....no!
biohazard geek the dude is MessYourself
@@laurenmeyer8410 nah, that's tf2's scout
Ray_Zor how do you know?
@@laurenmeyer8410 or is he? He could be a spy!
Ray_Zor say what?
I was watching this video, and then a Subway ad suddenly popped up.
What perfect timing...
And what a long term nightmare
*They know. TH-cam knows*
This is monitized? How?
Oh no
Stop lying you moron
The Jared boss fight was hands-down the funniest part of the game!
Top five villains
#5 Xehanort (kingdom hearts)
#4 Dementio (Super paper mario)
#3 Gannon (Legend of Zelda)
#2 Thanos (Marvel)
#1 Jared (Subway)
# INFINITE Hitler (???)
It's Xehanort. You false KH fan!
OBJECTION
If I was a false kingdom hearts fan then how would I know that Xemnas is an anogram for manseX
@@pillowsoft4444 since it's a popular meme lmao
K fine i'll fix it
@@pillowsoft4444Cool,good luck with life
0:52 I don't think that's mayonnaise....... O.O
It's SeaMan!
You got the wrong thing bro@@EduardoContrerasD
Thank you for the features 💕💕
Alyce Rocha it’s so priceless and you have a blast here
Alyce Rocha u look nice how you feel about ''Jared ''
we love you alyce :)
You really sucks
Alyce Rocha Hey Alyce
those poor children ಠ_ಠ
skinny jason Protect the children of South Park!!!
So my parents owned and operated a Subway while I was growing up and for anyone who wants to know the truth of how Jared lost all his it goes like this.
The nearest Subway to his apartment was 4 or 5 miles away. Everyday when he would eat there, he walked to and from. So yeah he did eat right (sort of) at Subway, but most if not all of his weight loss came from just plain exercise.
Also, apparently my Dad met him one time and when he shook his hand he immediately got a weird feeling from him. He said his handshake was really soft like shaking a kids hand. Make of that what you will.
You can eat healthy at Subway if you know exactly what to get. Subway isn't this place where you will definitely eat more healthy no matter what you get like people still think it is. Still though, eating the right stuff at subway and exercising can definitely help.
Also, apartment? I think someone who was a basically a mascot for a massive fast food chain wouldn't live in an apartment. I didn't expect a mansion, but an apartment? Unless this was before he got big.
@@truthteller1623 It was before. He didn’t become partnered with Subway until after he’d lost a considerable amount of weight.
Okay, two videos, this and the Spontaneous Bootay one, have had Jacksepticeye for maybe two seconds, before it cuts to the next gamer on the list. What's going on?
I noticed that too, it's almost like the uploader tried to cut him out of both videos, it really messed up the Spontaneous Bootay videos sync as well.
Well the kid was right on one thing.
He did waste a perfectly good sandwich.
Mysterion AKA kenny. You're welcome.😶
And another 9 year old here Why
@@MoonyVoid Jared's ex.
@@NPC-nn4qe that explains it
@the guy above me are you seriously going to get angry at some kid for using an avatar creator
"JARED!?" Spoken like a truly terrified child.
Imagine in the split screen moment if they said beat Jared instead of defeat Jared XD
I'd like to imagine that during this fight, Jared's attacks don't actually do any physical damage, anyone who gets hit by them just wishes they were dead.
I like how the majority of the Jared subway attack was on Mysterion.
KillBash its always kenny
because HES A BASTARD,HE KILLED KENNY
I love how they used the font, or something similar, for his name. I wonder if that caused any drama from Subway.
Matt H can't really do anything against comedic satire and because it's true it's not slanderous or libel. Perfectly legal
If I recall correctly, you can unlock the assasin class before this boss and use the ultimate to simulate cutting his famous footling down a few sizes.
Mmmmmhhhhh, wow
4:52 this is how I reacted when I first played, just a quick f*ck than laughter
I've rewatched this about 15,000 times now
I was wondering about the 15,000 view spike I had the other day
Just don't let the FBI know i'm here
My reaction was the same as Cartman
Kieran Chuk same here
Same
Why are Jack's reactions being cut out? Those ones are the main reason I watch these
I realised that when watching the "Wrath of Kite from another universe" reaction
I think the reason why they have to edit Jack's part out (even Jack himself) is because he said the word p*e*d*o*p*h*i*l*e and TH-cam is at pissy fit where you can't say certain words like that on TH-cam or you'll get demonetized.
The first time SP parodied Jared (back when he was just known as the annoying Subway spokesman, before it was revealed what an absolute sicko he is), Jared said that he thought it was hilarious and loved his character...probably not so much now. 🤣
*He's still looking goooooood......... eatin those subway sandwiches.... His name is Jared and he's still lookin gooooood*
Hey kids, you wants some candy?
Oh (beep) It's Jared!
*Top 10 Anime Villains*
*Please, don't insult anime.*
@@MrDibara ANIME SUCKS.
@@frobsonsdesenhos Meh, I've heard worse.
@@MrDibara What's the last time you took a shower :p.
@@jacklujan-peru2453 Todqy morning? Basically daily routine. :P
5:21 no not Tweek anyone but Tweek, Craig will go mad
Captain diabetes: WAKE UP WONDER TWEEK, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU, super Craig needs you.
tweek: DID HE SAY THAT?!
3:50 Got the funniest response, like Jarrett was really there😂😂😂
Say what you want about them but you gotta admire and respect the people bts with South Park for their bravery and commitment for comedy.
*J A R E D*
ho fuck is jared
Shit
"Hey kids, You want some candy?".
and he is still lookin good!
the ROBLOX player eatin' those subway sandwiches
Well. I guess I'll have to say it
"HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE'S STILL LOOKING GOOD"🥪
5:20 Jared only Craig can do that!!!!! XDDDDD
Ok then
You talking about Mini Ladd? It would fit lol
@@moraviancrusader3741 Completely forgot I even wrote this 😂😂😂
Yeah-
I had no idea who Jared is until Jacksepticeye fully explained it.
nor did i, as i'm british - good of him to actually explain it
so u didn’t understand after gameriot, pewdiepie, and yogscast explained it?
yes, but it was Jacksepticeye who actually gave a full description of who Jared is
Fiery Tiger's Jungle indeed
Same. no say anything
*pewds: "oh, it's the subway.. sandwish"*
I didn’t know MiniLadd was in the game!
I just feel bad.
Dathi De Nogla thought it was Mini Ladd the first time he played it 😂
The subway song of Jared will be stuck in my head forever
I like how everyone knew it was jared
Queen Tauret Ereshkigal Eshu yeah, he is really infamous. Plus the they say his name.
The video : theres a part named jacksetpticeye
Jacksetpticeye : not even in the video
7:03 I bet anyone who doesn’t watch JackSepticEye is wondering why he’s wearing a shitty red morph suit and a blue eye mask😂
I'm wondering why in almost every video he cuts out jack
Your telling me that a youtuber cant curse BUT a game can get away of putting jared in a game
Well it is south park
watcher killer You must be new to South Park
No i watch south park since season 3
Cbg G filleted*
Yep, but it's demonetized
Did anyone notice that the J in Jared is in the way that subway has it
Marcus Hernandez yes
Marcus Hernandez Yeah no shit Captain obvious xD
Alucard Hellsing Stop with those shitty jokes. They were funny in 2016. Now they're dead.
Jose Negrete stfu these comments were made months ago
When I fucking see Jared Fogle in this game I fucking laugh hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack's reaction is perfect cause he also goes into semi detail about what Jared did
Is that the spontaneous bootay music for the outro...?
Ya boi
That beat is fire
Well r.i.p
Gamers React Comp what’s the music called
Mikeyboy 326 just search spontaneous bootay/booty theme
I was not expecting Jared in the game or Mitch conner. This game had a lot of references to seasons 5 to 7
Watership
Watership Falls if mat and trey made another game I would like to see either Scott ternorman, Tom cruise or sedan Husain as bosses
Tom cruise is dead.
along with willzyx
Watership Falls let's fighting love
Why was jacksepticeyes section so short?
The intro never gets old..