Jesus Christ saved my life he can save yours to. No body is perfect we all have sinned fallen short of the glory of God, except Jesus Christ. So he was the perfect sacrifice for the world and he became that sacrifice. So that we can be perfect in God’s eyes all we need to do is. Repent from our sinful wicked ways and surrender our life’s to him. Jesus Christ. Repent meaning acknowledge and forsake your sins. Know you have sinned and know you are not good in God’s eyes. (Until you accept his gift of salvation. You will be seen perfect in his eyes because Jesus Christ paid the price.)Forsake meaning do not sin. (You may stumble but just rely on the Lord he’s got you in Jesus name.) We have to be clean and filled with the Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ said we must be born again of the spirit to enter The Kingdom of Heaven. (John 3:3) ! God bless you all. I love you all may you all find Jesus Christ as your Lord Savior . God bless brothas and sisters ❤❤! Thank God ❤
“John 14:27. Peace I leave with you, my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.”✝❤
Buy a mannequin, set it up somewhere with a speaker on it or something. Talk to people who walk by through the mannequin 😂😂😂they gonna be confused as hell
“Water can be a bad thang. That’s what I’m trying to tell you and I try to tell everybody.. like water is not what we supposed to do” 😂😂😂😂 I can quote this whole video bruh I really love Marco 😭
I have watched so many of Marco's videos I find myself humming that music in the background and I have to ask myself what am I humming and its the background music to these videos... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Best one was Jeffrey blind apply for a car with pops Says tea bagged 😂 And old thunder cat guy. Old woman chasing marco down street. Uber driver suit case. Moaning down ears List goes on 😂😂😂😂😂
Ur the goat bro…u done grew on me a lot. I was literally watching your vids last night and wanted to see a video of u talking peoples head off and u actually dropped one the next day…Much respect. Keep them coming😂😂😂😂
SPAMM YALL cashapp right now family
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Bro with the glasses patience is on a whole nother level 😂😂💯
He had time today😂 this dude must not wanna go home or sum
He has no kids lol
Bro they all got glaases
It made sense that he’s in health care this exactly how I be at my job when patients be talking to me
😂😂😂 Yes I did have a lot of patience!
Dude wishing he never picked up that bag 💀💀💀😂
I swear
😂😂😂😂
He decided he had enough when Marco starting bashing water lmao
On god🤣🤣🤣
On god 😂😂😂😂
This nigga said my cousin blew out my candles and took my wish.. I only had one wish🤣🤣🤣🤣
And his cousin was Ray 🤣🤣
7:52 😭😭
Ray J wow 😂😂😂🤣
His cousin Ray 🤣
😂😂😂
After the first guy said he worked in Healthcare it all made sense. Marco was rambling like a psych patient.
😂😂😂
Jesus Christ saved my life he can save yours to. No body is perfect we all have sinned fallen short of the glory of God, except Jesus Christ. So he was the perfect sacrifice for the world and he became that sacrifice. So that we can be perfect in God’s eyes all we need to do is. Repent from our sinful wicked ways and surrender our life’s to him. Jesus Christ. Repent meaning acknowledge and forsake your sins. Know you have sinned and know you are not good in God’s eyes. (Until you accept his gift of salvation. You will be seen perfect in his eyes because Jesus Christ paid the price.)Forsake meaning do not sin. (You may stumble but just rely on the Lord he’s got you in Jesus name.) We have to be clean and filled with the Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ said we must be born again of the spirit to enter The Kingdom of Heaven. (John 3:3) !
God bless you all. I love you all may you all find Jesus Christ as your Lord Savior .
God bless brothas and sisters ❤❤! Thank God ❤
😂😂😂😂😂
These are the perfect type of public pranks not embarrassing or dangerous just nice fun good job 👍
Very confusing when it’s happening to you 😂😂😂 but yes
Facts enjoyed this one some be doing too much
Facts
Omg no this would be so draining
“Do you have a question about any of the product in my store?” 😂😂😂 He was not even gonna give Marco the chance to piss him off lol
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂 bro wanted no part at all lmao
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂 bro wanted no part at all lmao
They really standing there listening to Marco talk about nothing 😂😂😂😂
How do I spam
WE DID TOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@WingoTribe704 True dat 😂😂😂
Lol
Dude in the glasses is convinced that Marco is certified he wasn't taking no chances just let him rock out 😂😂😂
facts just gotta let the crazy guy let it out 😂😂
The fact that the black dude was just standing there like he was interested 😂😂😂😂
Holding the employee hostage is torture cause you know he can’t go nowhere 😅😂😂😂
But 1 of them was smart, basically said If you not talking about the store products, go on about your business! 😂
You never know what ppl going through that man did right to just listen blessed that young man🙏🏾🙏🏾
It was the 1st bro with the glasses for me🤣🤣🤣🤣 He was fed up,but he stayed and listened til the talk about water came out😭🤣🤣
You are hilarious man any depression I could have man Thank God for folks like you
“I like to play Nintendo too” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO..and I pictured the man tryna go home and doing everything Marco said to do with the headphones
“Shoes are not a good thang, but people don’t talk about that” 😂😂😂😂 I really love this man
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“John 14:27. Peace I leave with you, my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.”✝❤
Thank you so much ❤ Amen 🙏 🙌
@Ok Pp bless you
Amen 🙏🏼❤️
Amen
In Jesus name Amen
The way Mexicans revert to Spanish to avoid shit be killing me🤣🤣🤣
We not all Mexicans.. 😭
@@AmbarKassayeGarcia Spanish speaking Catholics*
One of them said “I don’t understand I don’t even speak English” 💀🤣I was weak
@@Empressme222 🤣🤣🤣
@@WingoTribe704 that don’t even make sense 🤡
even i was interested where some these stories was going 😂
Me too low-key Lol
@@LostHalf_17 lol
i’m over here crying lol dood literally having conversations about nothing 😂😂😂
Bruh when somebody start walking off and you follow them and keep talking 😭😭😭
Buy a mannequin, set it up somewhere with a speaker on it or something. Talk to people who walk by through the mannequin 😂😂😂they gonna be confused as hell
Good idea !
Dude with the bag was super patient and I bet it’s because you showed him the bag had a detachable piece
😂😂😂😂😂
😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was having a really bad day & this just gave me a really good laugh!! Thank you lmfaooo
“Water can be a bad thang. That’s what I’m trying to tell you and I try to tell everybody.. like water is not what we supposed to do” 😂😂😂😂 I can quote this whole video bruh I really love Marco 😭
“He stole my wish, I only had one wish” 💀 💀💀💀💀💀
And he said his cousin was Ray! 🤣🤣
Dude with the glasses must ain't got shit to do cause he listening to Marco 😂😂
When he took out his phone to check the time…he knew he as listening TOO LONG…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
Definitely one of the funniest dudes out right now 🤣💯
im really sitting here following the story 😭😭😭
😭😭literally tho
"So, long story short" 😭😭😭😭😭
Marco has had me WHEEZING all fkn day
The manacan even wanted to walk off 🤣🤣
*Mannequin
@@97amani bruh 😓😂😂😂😂
Boa said sum man a can sound like a nigga finna pop out A can🤣 surprise! Faceassboa
The WHAT!?
Lol 😂 I can’t believe he didn’t walk off bro 🤣🤣
Dude with the glasses had enough once he started talking about water 🤣😂😂🤣
Bro should play smoky son in the new Friday omg too funny 🤣🤣🤣
He got a C+ at lunch 🤣 bro. He has to sit up and just think of dumb stuff to say all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL the fact he really telling the truth bout his school and Arthur knowing all that karate stuff
This dude has a whole nother kind of comedy and its kind of refreshing to be honest 😂😂😂
You can tell how family oriented and well this man’s been raised Godbless king keep making content never give up its a mindset thang
Why is bruh still standing there like he interested in the story though 😂😂😂
Marco: Remember when we all had snaggle tooth?
Customer: I can’t relate.
Marco: oh you can’t? oh anyway the story bout me!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:48
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18:38 .. ok I like to play Nintendo too had me weak asf Marco.. 🤣😂🤣
I have watched so many of Marco's videos I find myself humming that music in the background and I have to ask myself what am I humming and its the background music to these videos... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Dude w the glasses literally over it🤣 he just don’t know how to say it
“Yeah, so…story bout me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What kind of birthday cake do you like" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
I was already laughing hard asf but when he said principal prickly I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s definitely a mindset thing 😂😂😂 “ my auntie is a snitch “ what !?🤣🤣🤣
The guy in the green shirt and the 1st guy lol were being soo patient and really listening though 😂😂 they started joining in
This is funny af, period 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I do it all the time.. try it
I can't take it... I'm laughing so hard my head hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best intro Marco , “ me having that bag people looked at me different” 😂, your grind motivational
What was your favorite subject? Mine was lunch 😂😂 Jamaican fan 🇯🇲 keep up the good work bro everytime I watch your videos I have to laugh 😂😂
lmaoooo that man is a saint. 5 minutes of my time? sir please get away from me.
Famm 🤣 I would 100% do this shit. Funny as hell. Especially when he's clownin em about ppl who talk too much! $maliferg
Super talented Marco!!! Your the funniest 💜😂 it’s hard to come up with shit off the dome this is impressive!!
I’m fn crying literally!!! Anytime I’m having a bad day I pull you up instantly you a whole mood changer 😂😂😂
“I’m like nigga you took my wish”😂😂😂
I only had one lmao
@@Ecommwoodigital like ray j 😂
@@ellissmith23 on me I thought he was gon start singing that, he dropped the ball lol
@@ellissmith23 and his cousin who blew out the candles was named Ray 😂
This was hilarious bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ALL LOVE BRO KEEP THE VIDEOS COMING TUNNING IN EVERYTIME ‼️‼️‼️💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
She said the polka dot dress would look better on him...I fell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:06 😂 “you guys are so weird 😊”
I thought that Hispanic dude said something about Nintendo as well... Marco a fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"ni#g@ you took my wish!..I only had one wish!!..." man marco be coming up with the craziest stuff... funny asl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol 😂 I Don’t really like cake that’s OK I do The story about me lol 😂
Man said I started rocking adidas when I was 8 and then I turned 7 and everything else started going on 🤣🤣 classic
Shout out from Cali , Marco knowing the bay area rap, J Diggs a legend!
I'm feeling J Diggs but can't 4get Messy Marv🤷🏾♀️💯 wish they would stop funkin with each other cuz both of them are legends💯
Blood all of Atlanta be on our music.
Bay music is trash
😭 first dude stood for good six minutes then gon say i gotta go
Why did he just keep letting you talk about nothing wtf😂😂😂😂 then he tried to save you 😂😂😂
He let Matco bait him in with the Water topic and ol boy fell for it, which he should've done was agreed with everything and kept on moving his feet😂
@14:05 that guy spent a whole 8 mintues listening to you 😂😂
There is no way I would stand there that long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bet you would sit that long tho.
With that being said bet...
😂
Dude really sat there for 5+ minutes. I would of been started walking. 😂
“shoes arent a good thing but don’t nobody talk about that”😭😭😭
When he said i only had one wish he should’ve said like Ray J 😂
God bless y’all in Jesus might name!
Nah Ray J lmao
@@bitchesandjunkfood8977 yes bro!! It’s funny i knew that and i wrote Neyo 😂
This bit asked dude “do you eat Ramen Noodles” 💀🤣
this was your funniest video. Thank you! 😂😂
Best one was Jeffrey blind apply for a car with pops
Says tea bagged 😂
And old thunder cat guy.
Old woman chasing marco down street.
Uber driver suit case.
Moaning down ears
List goes on 😂😂😂😂😂
Always with "anyway the story bout me" anytime the guy shrugs off his questions..😂😂😂
And did I just hear 'long story short'
Shot out to all of us that watched this video cuz we all have Hella Patience we sat through 25mins😂
It's a mindset thing 🤣😂🤣 everytime I hear dat shit I be lmfao.O...SALUTE
“She snitch so much they took her to jail😭😂”
"...ANYWAY the story about me" 😂 😂
Yo the last conversation was the funniest LOL 😂
Yes....Marco....Rep KCMO 👏👏👏👏👏, but when he said " My Mama got mad ".....i knew he had him 🎣......😂😂😂😂
Why is he right here listening so long😂😂😂😂???🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
“People talk way too much like why are you talking to me” 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂funniest dude on the internet hands down
“It’s a mindet thing” always gets me🤣😭😂
Ur the goat bro…u done grew on me a lot. I was literally watching your vids last night and wanted to see a video of u talking peoples head off and u actually dropped one the next day…Much respect. Keep them coming😂😂😂😂
Only yb a goat 🤡
@@jayy-1916 yb the goat too
💣😭that was hella funny u even pissed off the lil boy standing in line at the end he like stfu 😂😂😂
It’s a mindset thingggggggg 😇😇💋
“I gotta go”
“I’ma keep talking to you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marco targeting people with glasses 😆😂
Marco play all day😂🤦🏾♀️
these funny marco videos make me nostalgic
“No tiendo”
Marco: okay, I Like to play Nintendo too
“Okay I play Nintendo too“😂😂😂
I look forward to these videos so much 😂 funny asf
I KNEW Marco was into Bay music. MAC DRE THIZ IS WHAT IT IZZZZZZ
BAY AREA over everything
I loved all the videos keeping coming
The 7 min guy is hecka nice & patient!! KUDOS to him