DID HE BREAK HIS NOSE?!? STREAMERS PLAY SOCCER ft. SCARRA, POKIMANE, LILYPICHU, FEDMYSTER & MORE
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2018
- WE HAD A BLAST PLAYING SOCCER AGAINST EACH OTHER. We were all different skill levels which made for some intense competition. We are also extremely out of shape...
BIG THANKS TO WOODLAND HILLS INDOOR SOCCER. If you want to look into playing around the LA area, check them out!
OfflineTV Roster:
Scarra | / scarra
Pokimane | / pokimanelol
LilyPichu | / lilypichu
Disguised Toast l / disguisedtoast
Fedmyster | / fedmyster
Produced / Directed by:
Xell | / xelltweets
MarkZ | / theemarkz
Shot By:
Albert Chang | / thealbertchang
Edited by:
Juan Ramos
Managed by:
Edison Park | / edisonparklive
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Hiiiiii
Y was it private
And love the channel
You know what guys, these videos are worth waiting for. As long as we know we will get a video soon, we are happy! 😁
Offline TV i can beat fed in a 1v1 Ez Clap
scarra not doing the intro cartwheel is a WHOLE ass mood.
LMAO
No it’s cuz he’s fat
No.
@@andylin9441 That wasn't very cash money of you
SneakyDestroyer 1 my friend who is the thiccest in the group is the one who taught us to do one handed cartwheels, and the one learning no handed cartwheels
Even when they play sports they don't go outside
What's an outside?
Is this some kind of DLC I haven't heard of?
How much money do i need to buy this thing called the outside
I can't buy it because I'm F2P btw
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ
Lilly: my mom bought me sneakers that were expensive and than she realized that I was just sitting on the bench the whole time😂😂
I can relate so much
@Sebastian Edgar whatev
@Sebastian Edgar ya, use actually football terms lily
I played soccer and my family funneled money into it, my dad even became the couch to be more involved. Luckily for me that meant more time sitting on the sidelines eating the snacks we brought for other kids
Cleats
"Fed played 13 years of soccer"
*yea thats fair*
bruhhhhhhh I play rarely play football and I would destroy all of them lmfaoo
Yea, that fed guy is like a average to less than average 15 year old european football player🙈🙈🙈 i cringe when he pretends to be “as good as he thinks he is”
@@jknj12 im 15 and this is true lmao
@@jknj12 Yeah I'm 16 and this is just sad. That Fed guy would stand no chance
@@itsec1762 omg ur so cool
This is like watching a 5th grade gym class. There those 2 kids who just destroy everyone and the rest of the kids are chillin
Watching the noobs gave me flashbacks to my school soccer class
Chweese
Hahaha sure kid
I literally beat my whole class in football since most of them play basketball and there are wonky 13 boys in my class
Europeans standards are much higher than americans in football/soccer even in kids and teenagers team
Chweese your the type of kid to brag and say they were good but sucked ass at everything you did but in your head thought you were ok.
Who wouldn’t pick Scarra. I mean he is the fastest man alive🙂
Goodness Gracious بندرتا is lol
He’s too fast and the ball cant keep up with him, that’s the problem
Fastest minus the s
Scarra did it? He was probs too fast for me to see
@@Hitman_4Hire Fastet?
Fed looks so happy with himself when he beats people that literally haven't ever played before
and now he got kicked out of offline tv lol
8:04 the beginning of lily becoming crackhead
@JXT Gamer lol
@JXT Gamer shut up kiddo no one cares about how good you are
@JXT Gamer why am i jealous? I hate soccer
"Fed is good at soccer"
South American viewers: ...
European Viewers: ...
American Viewers: ...
Viewers:...
lmfaoo fr
Than imagine us Europeans
Scarra's kicks are powerful because everytime he kicks the ball he kicks it twice. It is just so fast that the camera couldn't see it.
Fed was actually passing to Scarra for every goal
Or maybe scarra is just the equivalent of 2 ppl 😂😂😂
luckily someone had a phantom slomo cam
this actually happened at 11:01
18:42 don't think we didnt see that Josh 😂😂
Meg Ok LOL
I’m dying
Yo I didn’t notice
OMEGALUL
Isn't that toast?
For someone who plays "soccer" since the age of 5, this was painful to watch
Still enjoyed it tho
@Eric Chen i dont know for you but for me this is like i am watching 7 years old kids playing
I just took it like they were 5 year olds
Except the good guys tho
@@koleesp6678 the lil kids play in my neighbourhood play better
Im 11 and im better than them in football
when everyone did cartwheels at the start and scarra put his hand in the air and then cheered, literally me. i cant do cartwheels lmao
if toast was there we would've seen what the real peak of male performance looks like :'(
Lololololololol
polabro zz dont worry friend!!!! he's visa got accepted SO HE'S COMING BACKKKK🎉🎉
@@chloetorres1871 WOOOOOOOOO
@QueenYAS Wooohooooooo only one more month now!!! Kappa
if you havent watched it yet its mentioned in lily's latest vid of league w toast!!
The scarra curse is only when Scarra is the captain
Poki running and giving Lily a hug and saying “I’m sorry honey he picked me first.” Just gives me such a feeling of longing
i think they said “i would have picked you first”
kylethetendy____31 I mean it still makes sense
HAHAHAHAHAHA
He's Mexican... It's illegal for him to be bad at soccer
Edit: It’s satire, stop taking it so personally
how come mexican are bad at soccer then?
Tiberiu Costin they’re not though. I know mainland North America only has 3 countries on in, but they’re by far the best out of Canada, America and them. Canada and America have some pretty good talent, maybe better than Mexico
@@arfank199 they are good compared with 2 awful countries ... but overall they are quite bad ,if they played the qualifing rounds for the world cup in europe ,they probably wouldn't qualify to the world cup ...
Yung Kab tbh compared to the rest of the world North America are shit
Tiberiu Costin that horrible team would like to know why it beat Germany. Sure they peaked early, but it was a good showing against one of the favorites. They’re a good group with good coaching and individuals. Not to diminish your claim of CONCACAF being bad. We are lol
Put me in coach!!! ⚽️
You are too good at camera work to be allowed to play games... unlucky
@@OfflineTV savage
Poor Albie :D
xd
That's what I said
1:03 Scarra still does better cartwheels than me.
lmao only just realized that haha
cant see the flash doing cartwheels OBVIOUSLY
Wanna see Scarra do a cartwheel?... Wanna see him do it again?
I would just do a on the ground "roll" 😂😂😂😂
Kayri you mean the flash from zootopia
I can only imagine how different it would be with Toast and Michael
19:17
LOL THE BALL HIT FED LEG THEN BOUNCED ONTO LILY THEN BLAMED FED
1:05 I love how everyone's cartwheel is so different (Imane's is so smooth, and Josh looks like a dance) then you see Scarre all the way in the left just walking forward with his arms out-
She was a gymnist i think
Scarra with a cartwheel so fast the camera didnt catch it 1:04
Fastest man alive
I mean his speed is 1000 after all
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True
16:36
When Scarra runs straight into the wall -_-
Fed expectation: I bet I can 1v6 everyone
Fed in realife: 1v0 lose
1:04 Scarra did it better.
I was about to comment this
THE LEGEND
My kind of hero BibleThump
It’s called football in some country’s and soccer in some country’s
XD
1:03 just look towards the left
Lol he didnt do it
LOL
@Speedstar YT Pixels
Don't do scarra like that oof
He's just so fast you didnt see him do it smh
It’s awkward watching these after the whole fed sitch
What fed sitch
@@mrsausage3447 look it up
Yeah it’s awkward watching any videos with fed
Fed is innocent, If he is guilty then why did they not call the police???????????
@@projectmortal42 idk maybe because they still care about him despite what he did?
No one literally no one
Everyone: If mykull was here
Fed 1v6ed even though there were only 5 other players - POGGERS
Scarra counts as 2 :/
Albert was there too
awww the way poki hugged lily at 3:05
and lily’s reaction lmaoooo
I think if Michael played this, he would build some type of machine to help him
0:38 “and then she realised every game I was sitting on the bench”
I love lily so much 😂❤️
fed, me, me, me!
Who else knew fed was gonna pick poki first...
HumorVault Memes me lol
Pretty obvious...he snuck that hug in at the end too 🤣
HumorVault Memes ikr it annoys the heck out of me
Me
Me
It’s kind of weird think that only three of the people in this video are still in offlinetv, and only two are still in the house. Four left/got kicked out of OTV, and Poki is still in otv but out of the house. So if we say that there are 7, counting Albert, 4 are just completely gone and 5 (counting the ones that left) aren’t in the house. So only two people (Scarra and Lily) are still in otv and in the house. It’s so weird, man.
Anthony Thomas true
@@anthonythomas literally tho they have been strong for soo long and I don’t see anyone of them disbanding within these next 5 years and when they actually become parents is when they most likely will get more Distant
did josh leave as well?
Yeah but Poki is no at the house because of lockdown right? so it's not like she moved out or something right?
Where's michael and toast?
When lily was talking about her career of soccer but it made me laugh so hard I felt really bad😔 😂
Toast would've been Offline TV's version of Messi.
Short?
would he though
OMG I WISH TOAST WAS HERE
Wow Fed picked Poki first, what a surprise... 🙄😂
I mean it’s all in good fun tho I would pick poki to
Juan Montes who else you gonna pick? Poki actually works out
Fed and Mark on the same team would be SO unfair
Meth_Busters tbh
they shoulda made it fed xell and mark;)
FOKI!!!
1:04 Scarra be like "Well yes but no"
If Fed has really played soccer for a little more than a decade
Then I’ve been playing soccer for over a century
1:03 OH MY GOSH OUT OF SHAPE GAMERS CAN DO CARTWHEELS NANI?!
And then there's Scarra
Out of shape?? Have you seen Fed?
>Fed >Gamer. Pick one.
I wanna say look at Scarra but he can do more of a cartwheel than I can
Look at scar
1:05 scarra is me with my athletic friends lmao
Bro wym he has speed 1000 1:52
Same
Fed is like "OH IM THE BEST I CAN BEAT NOOBS!"
17:20 That was karma in reverse. Well deserved
that barely hurts bruv
7:11 my reaction kicked in and my leg automatically tried to keep the ball up.
Me too 😂
1:04 scarra moves so fast i cant see him
LOOL
Can’t stop laughing
im cryinng
Brb takes many years of training to get to his level
SAME
17:37 How His Shoe Came Off! 😂 Then In The Cam When He Picked It Up! 😂
I remember this, this video was the first offline tv video that I watched, I loved the content so much I’ve been here ever since
16:37 Scarra vs wall
OMEGALUL
The most even match up ever
@@peytonmoore8807 The wall clearly has yhe advantage
Fed channeled his inner Mexican and became *Federico El Gran Mistro LMAO*
His new nickname is chicharico.
Josh gets hurt
Lily : Are you okay
Scarra : Broken toes ?
6:42 I didn't know they had Scott sterling on their team
15:45 Van Dijk defense
BUT WHATS IN THE BOX!!
Should be coming a video shortly (aka we still haven't managed to open it...)
OMEGA OOF
@@OfflineTV You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie.
Frosted Flakes brother damn!
If you guys do another mafia video, try One night ultimate werewolf. It's all done in one night with one vote so the discussion is a lot more intense. Best party game i've played.
Of course we chose to lose the first two round for more content 😏 We got you guys dw 🤝🤙❤️
Love you best editor xd
Finally you are the boss btw hope 200 k subs
Hi @fedmyster
Not a tryhard btw Kappa
Dang boi you good at soccer, fed7
Fed is being too happy bout beating ppl who aren’t even wearing cleats lol
These videos should just be called “Fedmyster flexes on OfflineTV in *insert sport here* featuring *insert otv members here*”
Im just gonna leave this here
*Football*
Nice.
Im american and your right
Footie
Blu Brin Futbol
Fussbol
You are the man we need
Soccer is hard 😆
U did great Lily
It’s the easiest sport though.
@@ramencup_ in what sense physically, mentally or what?
I can’t run
No
7:53 that conversation.... lily is funny dude. esp the "ohh good timess"
I legit thought Fed was actually good when he said he was lmao
Im from europe and im offended
My 7 year old cousin can dribble all of them
Europe = big gay
Bomb Movi I can understand the point(: people don’t realize how of a sport soccer is in America so that’s why.
@Electrx no its not soccer lol. You Americans decided to name it like that and no you are gay
same
If ur a soccer player u'll have a hard time watching this 😂
Ikr
FOOTBALL
ikr but its called FOOTBALL
it hurts to watch them do it
@@oblivion7092 nah football is a game that american ppl play carrying the ball in their hands he he he
Ikr
"Scarra hasn't run in 2 years. Poor guy." - Fedmyster, 2018
Would've been hilarious if when shaking hands skarra whispers into Lily's ear "this is the power of not being picked last" or something like that lol
You guys now know how fed feels when you guys play league with him, lol
lol
smite at 100 hp... truer words , have never been spoken !! (rip english)
this was the best 20 minutes of my life lol
Wat up rage
You must live a sad life
19:57 mins
Thats so sad xd
rage do a gameplay of the quad launcher.And can u do mini games in the future?
Intro Cartwheel - "There is 1 imposter among us"
Scarra just walked with his hands up where they did the cartwheel cinematic lol
i like how scarra and poki are acting like feds a person just so they can win
What does this even mean
Editor aren't people
Normal Mexican well well I have finally found you normal Mexican and I have also found fake Mexican playing soccer well prepare for the night of Super Mexican level 2!!!
4:13 mah boy just got caught staring
Damian Huntington he was lookin at the ball dum dum
@@aquasraf3457 nah he wasnt xf
Damian Huntington he is not wrong
He was looking at the ball lmao
Who wouldn't
You guys should do this again PLS this is really fun to watch
fed looks like he played fifa for 13 years of his life instead of soccer he is really uncontrolled
1:05 Scarra is a whole mood😂
It warms my heart to see everyone respecting Fed for once lmao
Nelovis - MysticMeowstic are u reading the comments no one is
It’s because he’s Mexican and if they make fun of him he will clap them in soccer
little did you know
This didnt age well
Why were they playing half court when they had a full court? It's not like it's even real size, it looks like its a fraction of a normal field.
1:04 I can’t believe Scarra was the only one that could correctly perform the dumptruck maneuver.
lmao, josh at 18:42
Anyone else see Scarra’s 1000 speed stats😂😂😂😂😂😂
NelsonArmy me and they are true
I’ve played soccer for the past 10 years
, I count sit through the vid
Albert: Camera is safe.
Also Albert: Career and relationship not safe.
fed smurfing on these bronzies
Nah fed is bronze, but they are iron...
*Iron
Iron is the new tier they are gonna implement in lol, dont ruin my sassy comeback with your stupid joke
fed is the biggest bitch
u mean iron now
All those times poor albie got hit by the ball trying to film this PepeHands ( 16:09 is a really good one LUL )
WASSUP
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Im imagining Michael just starting off the video going "what's up fuckheads- for offlinetv's soccer video, I made three separate balls. One was filled with concrete, another was filled with a polyurethane shell, and the electronics to taze the kicker, and the last one has a small explosive installed. Let's see how OfflineTV does to survive this." *crackhead insane grin*
the sound of two people kicking a ball at the same time genuinly terrifies me
HA fools a mere stopwatch can't measure scarra's sub-light speed. Mere mortals could not even see that scarra had completed the course 10 hours ago. Like he said his legs were moving to fast for his body to catch up, this is the spaghetti effect a black hole has when the gravity is too great.
This comment is so underrated
best. comment. ever
No u?
7:12 my body flinched a little bit just wanting to kick the shit out of that ball coming towards the camera.
Same lol
The moment you realize your group is so weird and chaotic that playing soccer is actually entertaining
I just rewatched this and it’s so funny y’all should do a basketball video
9:42 lily’s scream i can’t its sooooo funny 👌🏼
kek
Simp
2:02 ya don’t saaay
?
L4Z3R SCYTHE lay off
RICEISPROTEIN sure
Was joking...
stfu
Feds not at as good as everyone hyped him up to be, but hes still decent. Thanks for the video, I just subbed cause I found this epic channel.
The question is, can you do better than Fed?
probably not
@@getdistractedlol4203 yes sir. And I'm only 13, I've been playing since 3 years old, ive been on multiple travel teams, around the us, and I've been practicing everyday since i was 7. I love soccer so I dedicate myself to it.
this is me and my friends when we are forced to play football, we just mess around 😂
8:04 the beginning of lily becoming crackhead
oh sht, you just predicted the future, she is a fully fledge crackhead now
4:13 Bro wat u lookin attt?????
You know he is looking at the ball
@@Eno_147 what else could he even be looking at smh
The ball dumbass
Vinnie Key sorry to tell you that you’ve been wooshed
Asssssssssssssss
This video is proof that scarra has some hidden intense leg power
If Michael was here he’d probably build a robotic leg that multiples his leg strength
there is nothing better than Scarra's cartwheel prove me wrong
Wishnite Backflip
oo you got me there
It’s hilarious how bad they are
no u. like i can beet u in a 1v1 anyday any week any second and minute
sk8foryellow have you ever thought about taking English classes? Because your grammar is horrible. Also this comment isn’t towards you but you still got offended somehow.
Nah they aren’t bad they’re just too good that they take it easy for content (100% true)
sk8foryellow bra you play roblox I’ve played football since I was 4 so yeah I think I can 1v1 it just ain’t going to end well for you sorry
so you've played for like 6 years still isnt much
‘Indoor soccer’ is really just futsal
When you just download the game and 1 enemy is already gold